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jiniretracha · 2 days ago

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𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠? - 𝐥𝐞𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 (𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬)

pairing: lee felix x fem!reader

warnings: fluff, smut, angst!!!

summary: You worked at Kim Publishing, a place you could call home since the very start. But when it faced bankruptcy, your beloved company was forced to merge with Bang Editorials an evil empire with no vision on anything that Kim Publishing represented. And that's how you met your nemesis: Felix Lee. The bane of your existence. But everything fell into place like the pieces of a puzzle when your bosses had a marvellous idea: a new position as manager director, who had to submit their report in order to be chosen for the job. And your archenemy had the same purpose as you did: get that job one way or another.

ps: hey it's me, i'm back. I came with a new series totally and utterly inspired/based on The Hating Game. Here's a little teaser, the first chapter is out tomorrow :) pls feel free to let me know if you wanna be on this series taglist !

TEASER:

There used to be a period of your life, when you started working at Kim Publishing, that you loved your job with your entire being. You’ve always been kind of a bookworm, often called a nerd, and as soon as you finished school, you knew you wanted a job that related to your love for them.

Kim Publishing was your home, just like the owner, Kim Hwayoung, who felt like a stepmother to you. The company was known for its insistence on literature as art, just like you’ve always envisioned.

But that was until last year.

Your beloved company Kim Publishing sadly faced bankruptcy and was forced to merge with Bang Editorial, an evil empire with no vision on anything that Kim Publishing represented. Basically known for ghostwritten autobiographies of sports stars with brain damage.

That meant one thing: Bang Editorial workers had to move into the Kim Publishing building. In other words, war.

You’ve had to suffer from having co-workers being fired in front of you because, according to Bang Seojun, the CEO of Bang Editorials, they were a waste of money and space.

And that’s how you’ve met your nemesis: Felix Lee.

The bane of your existence.

Your reasons for hating him were various.

Reason One: You’ve seen him smile to everyone around you, showing kindness, except towards you.

Why? You never knew exactly why, to be honest. The minute you met him, knowing you’d be partnered to share the same office, your desks being right in front of each other, you decided to gift him some cupcakes, feeling like making a good impression on your new co-worker. You knew you’d be spending an awful lot of time around him, the least you could do was make him feel at home.

But Felix Lee just glanced at your face, grabbed the cupcake box and, wordlessly, walked towards the elevator, without sparing another glance at you.

You stood there that day in your place, feeling so dumb and asking yourself what the hell had you done wrong.

You’d ask your co-workers about him and they all said the same thing: he was lovely. He seemed to be so nice and kind and yet, he didn’t show not an ounce of niceness or kindness towards you. He was the exact opposite.

Reason Two: He’s a control freak.

His desk, unlike yours, was incredibly tidied. Every little thing had its place. You hated it, cause if somebody were to look at your desk, they would grimace and compare it to his. It wasn’t that yours was a mess, it’s just that his was likely comparable to American Psycho.

You always had fun walking towards his desk when he wasn’t around and messing around with his stuff, misplacing the stapler, moving the sticky notes or turning the pens on their other side. He’d turn around and absolutely know that everything was out of its place. Borderline psychopathic conduct.

The guy even wore the same shirts in the same order every fucking week. Who does that?

You had even memorized the pattern.

Monday: light grey.

Tuesday: white.

Wednesday: baby blue.

Thursday: sky blue.

Friday: royal blue.

So predictable, you always thought every time he arrived at the office with the same shirts on the same day.

Reason Three: He always corrects any tiny mistake you make.

You’d give him reports and he’d hand them back to you all scribbled over with a sharp red marker, to give you some sort of consciousness of your mistakes (his words, not yours).

Reason Four: Probably the most important one. After the merger, he came up with a list of people to fire, making Bang Seojun almost come in his pants from the excitement it gave him saving money, and it included all of your co-workers and friends.

Who were kind of all of the friends you had, if you were being honest.

It made your skin crawl just how unaffected by the whole thing he was, just flawlessly walking around with his stupid freckles and stupid black hair, always so perfectly combed.

Felix Lee seemed like the perfect guy with his charms and freckles from the outside, but don’t let him fool you.

You were convinced he was the actual devil in disguise.

first chapter out tomorrow !!!!

#stray kids x reader #stray kids #stray kids smut #skz imagines #skz smut #felix x reader #felix x female reader #lee felix #felix #felix lee #lee felix x reader #felix smut #felix series #felix fluff #felix angst #stray kids felix

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heliosunny · 2 days ago

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you have written for both hsr and genshin. any plans for zzz? (also anything for yan!alhaitham pls...... NO PRESSURE BTW!!!!)

I played zzz during the time they release Harumasa and stopped after that. My poor phone couldn't handle Genshin either so I stopped at the beginning of Natlan. My poor laptop is holding on for its dear life since I abuse it w Hsr :)))) Maybe I'll watch people play for the story and characters. I don't want to ruin any character and write things without basic knowledge.

Also, here's a short fic for Alhaitham.

Yandere!Alhaitham x Reader

The first letter arrives on a Monday.

You nearly miss it, slipping your textbooks into your bag as the final bell rings. A crisp white envelope sits neatly atop your desk, unmarked except for your name written in precise, elegant handwriting. The paper is thick, too formal for a casual note from a classmate.

Curiosity wins over caution. You unfold the letter, eyes skimming the words written in deep black ink.

You always prefer sitting by the window, even though the sunlight strains your eyes after a while. I wonder—do you realize how often you rub them when you think no one is looking?

You walked to class today with precisely seven minutes to spare, just like always. Routine is something you value, isn't it? It makes you predictable.

You are an anomaly among the ordinary, an equation I find myself drawn to solve. It is only natural for me to observe.

No signature. No indication of who wrote it. But the words feel… meticulous. Too structured to be a prank. Too detailed to be random.

You glance around the now-empty classroom, your pulse picking up speed.

Someone has been watching you.

You clutch the letter tighter, fingers pressing into the fine paper as a chill creeps up your spine. Who would write something like this? And more importantly—how long have they been watching you?

Shoving the letter into your bag, you push your way out of the classroom and down the hall, searching for something, or rather-someone grounding.

Your friends are waiting at your usual spot near the lockers, chatting about the latest test results. Their presence should be comforting, but the words in your bag linger like a shadow at the back of your mind.

“Hey, you okay?” One of them nudges your shoulder, pulling you out of your thoughts.

“Yeah,” you lied “Just tired.”

You’re about to forget it—convince yourself it was a one-time thing, a strange prank—when your eyes flicker across the hallway.

There, leaning against the far wall, flipping through a book like he’s indifferent to the world, is Alhaitham.

The school’s resident genius. Top of every class. Speaks as if the rest of you are equations to be solved rather than people.

You and your friends don’t interact with him much. He’s polite, but distant—aloof in a way that keeps most people at bay. It’s not that anyone dislikes him, but there’s something too precise about him, like he only engages when absolutely necessary.

Yet now… you can’t shake the feeling that his presence is off.

Because for someone so absorbed in his book, his gaze lifts at the exact moment you look at him.

And he holds your stare.

It lasts only a second before he turns the page, unreadable as ever.

You shake off the strange feeling and went home right after.

The second letter appears on Wednesday, slipped neatly into your locker between your notebooks.

You hesitated today before stepping into the classroom. As if something was weighing on your mind. I wonder, was it the letter? You can lie to your friends, but not to me.

After all, I know you better than you think.

This isn’t a joke.

The handwriting is the same, as if each word was chosen with purpose. The unsettling detail is there too, the kind that makes your skin prickle.

You glance around, paranoia creeping in. The hallway is full of students, everyone wrapped up in their own conversations, laughter echoing off the walls.

No one looks suspicious. No one is watching.

Still, you don’t mention it to your friends. Not yet. You tell yourself it’ll stop if you ignore it.

The Third Letter - Friday. This time, it’s waiting in your backpack when you reach for your notes.

You’ve stopped looking around as much. You’re trying to pretend this doesn’t bother you. Smart. But pointless. You will notice me soon.

Your hands are clammy as you shove it deep into your bag, heart hammering.

This is escalating.

Someone has been close enough to touch your things. Close enough to slip a letter into your backpack without you noticing.

You force yourself to act normal. Laugh at your friends’ jokes. Keep your routine. But the unease lingers, curling in your stomach.

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It happens late on a Tuesday afternoon.

You’ve stayed behind to finish some work in the library, your friends already gone for the day. The school is quieter now, the usual buzz of voices replaced with the rustle of pages and the faint hum of the air conditioning.

You reach for a book from the shelf and—

Something slips out.

A letter.

Your breath catches as it flutters to the ground, face-up.

You recognize the handwriting immediately.

Your fingers shake as you pick it up. But before you can even read it, a shadow falls over you.

“I wouldn’t take that if I were you” a calm voice says.

Slowly, you turn.

Alhaitham stands there, hands in his pockets, unreadable as always. But this time, there’s something else in his gaze—something sharper.

It takes a second too long for you to find your voice. “...What?”

His eyes flicker to the letter in your grip. His expression remains impassive, but the air around him feels off.

“I was going to retrieve that later” he says simply, as if discussing the weather. “But I suppose this works too.”

No.

No way.

But the letter in your hands says otherwise. The handwriting. The way it just happened to be inside a book you grabbed.

It’s been him.

This entire time.

Alhaitham watches you carefully, as if calculating your next move.

“Well,” he murmurs, tilting his head. “Now what will you do?”

#yandere x reader #yandere #yandere genshin impact #alhaitham #alhaitham x reader #alhaitham x you #alhaitham x y/n #genshin x reader #genshin impact

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mari-lair · 5 hours ago

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You know what i'll be petty, this will be my complain time, feel free to skip this post:

I don't like how easily Nene got inside the clock keeper's boundary.

They made a big deal of how hard it is to get there in the last arc, of how time needs to be stopped for the entrance to even show up.

And even then, only Akane, Teru, and Tsukasa had been able to move while time was frozen.

Nene could not. Even Hanako could not.

So her just following the cat (regardless if the cat is just a familiar or a yugi twin, it doesn't matter) I don't like it.

Cause the clock keepers should still be powerful (or else they would lose the op power of rewriting the world). And Aidairo is at least pretending their rules are the same, considering Akane was right and only he could use the clock/key.

So it feels less like weaving a new set of rules in this brand new world to explore, and more like "this is convinient to move the plot were i want" with no care for consistency.

Why did Aoi never remembered about the new timeline even when everyone explicitly told her during their dinner hang out? Is it because she wasn't in the keepers boundary? Then why did Mitsuba and Kou did? Neither of them were inside the keeper boundary when it reset either. What about Hanako and Tsukasa? They were in the clock keeper's court, but they don't have the clear memory Teru and Yashiro do of the old timeline, is it because they are ghost? Twisted into brand new forms compared to their old selves? But then we are back to wondering why mitsuba (who was a supernatural stitched up by remains) remembered.

The sad thing is that Aidairo spend so many months building up interesting ideas in this new world, ideas for things that wouldn't be able to be explored in the old one, and instead of giving the characters internal comflicts, moral comflicts (which we know they can do, picture perfect is right there) or exploring anything, they just used the dramatic "THIS WORLD IS BAD!!! NO NUANCE ANYMORE, IS JUST BAD NOW! LET'S GET OUT!!" solution to get everyone to go back.

Which isn't my personal favorite approach, but I usually wouldn't mind. I mean, everyone know they need to go back to the old timeline at some point! No problem there!! Except nothing was explored. We got the news the minamoto mom is back but we didn't get a single dialogue between her and Teru or her and a Kou that remember she used to be dead. We got the news Aoi and Teru are in an arranged marriage but didn't explore that wild comcept much. They set up a deadline of three days before the cast start forgetting the old timeline but it haven't even been one day in this new world before something conviniently awful happened.

Why set up a stage if you just want to move the characters out of it as quickly as possible?? Mitsuba and Kou whole relationship in this new world was basically sumarized to us in a single chapter, which was the same chapter where they died to rush the rest of the cast out. Yes is tense in the moment but the more time passes the more it just feels rushed. Like a million ideas thrown in a table and now that they are in the open is time to move on.

I bet a million dollars this won't be talked about.

Why would it? Aoi and Teru are probably dead, so who cares about their engagement and it shadyness? this world is 'fake' so who cares about anyone in it?

Sure, I want to go back to the original world too! but idk, I kind of cared about this world.

Wasn't that the point? To care about the world? If it wasn't the point then what was it? Yugi lore?? Show exactly how evil the entity that originally possessed Tsukasa is?? That's it? Brand new world created ONLY to focus on Yugi twins lore? No Minamoto family moment now that they are all together (an impossible feat otherwise!), no comflict or temptation at all? When Kou remember his old memories he goes 'omg sousuke was dead' but doesn't even bat an eye that his mom was dead too?? Was the mom reveal really just a cheap shock value moment for the audience??

I still have no idea where yooko and satou are, I guess mitsuba is Kou's only friend in this timeline? hard to say since we only focused on Kou and Mitsuba's relationship with each other, barely interacting with the world as a whole (what is Kou's relationship with Aoi now that she is his brother's fiance? Or with his brother now that Teru have more free time?? Who cares, am i right??). They made Mei alive but there is no interaction with her so what? is it a cute fanservice too? A way to show how powerful the 'curse of the house' is? Is that it? It feels so hollow. This rush will make them go back to their old timeline faster, sure, but it takes away the characters depth.

I am glad many people like this arc but I see it as a big waste of potential :/

#There is A LOT of inconcistencies in this arc (and yes i know new timeline mean new rules but even the very few set up rules for the -#- New World have been already broken or dismissed) i can like a series and call them out on their bs.#there is still things i like about this arc and all but 'wasted potential' is still the major feeling i get when i look at it #tbhk #toilet bound hanako kun #jshk #jibaku shounen hanako kun

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ghost-doodles · 1 day ago

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part 2

so here is basically part 2 of the au.

while i will be trying to stay some what in line with the plot of YOI time line wise some of it might be shortened a bit bc not only am i not much of a writer but im trying to meld together a bit of the jayvik plot from arcane too.

anyway

Unlike Yuuri who evidently had a crush on victor from the start Jayce is a bit further into the closet and only thinks of his feels as deep admiration and like standard idol vibes

So for a majority of like the first week he is like what the fuck is happening

Instead of having to loose weight to be allowed to skate Viktor says that Jayce needs to get more flexible in order to pull off some more technical moves in step sequences and help with his jumps

It takes about 3 weeks and while he is doing it Viktor does let him ice skate but he refuses to let him do anything complicated and refuses to teach him

Viktor during this time is getting along with Jayces mother and trying to get to know Jayce, albeit a tad unsuccessful thanks to his awkwardness

He also meets Mel and well he doesn’t exactly like her but he is using her facilities so not much he can do about that and admittedly she has some say in shit

he is also working on his own PT for his knee because while he doesn't know what he wants to do in regards to jayce he does miss skating even just for himself

Right when Jayce was about to be able to fully practice for the first time his old rink mate Ekko comes and starts arguing with him about leaving Heimerdinger and their rink and going to train under Viktor

while not as close given age Ekko also admires Viktor and is a tad jealous

Jayce and Ekko aren't exactly rivals but they have a bit of a back and forth/ old pupil new pupil vibes

Jayce is kinda put in a corner because he very much would rather work with Viktor but he kinda abruptly quit from his old coach as he initially thought that he was just going to quit as a whole

Ekko also brings the message from Heimerdinger thinks Jayce shouldn’t be coached under Viktor since Viktor tends to be ruthless with his training and he doesn’t want Jayce to get a head of himself

This cues a bit of an argument between Ekko and Jayce which Mel ends up over hearing

Due to this she suggest that they should have a small competition that if Ekko wins then Jayce goes back to Heimerdinger but if Jayce wins then he gets to choose

Jayce doesn’t initially want to compete but Mel persuades him by explaining if he wins not only does he get to continue his work with Viktor but it will show what he is capable of

In all reality she knows that if she host this competition it will be great publicity for her rink and with bring in a lot of supporters and new skaters

Heimerdinger is reluctant but ultimately agrees to it

Mel wanting to make it even more interesting suggest a piece which has two different opposing compositions one of which is a more up beat opera number which is meant to specify hope and the future the other is a classical piece of longing and nostalgia

Jayce gets hope Ekko gets nostalgia

Similar training sequence to YOI except its both Heimerdinger and Viktor working against each other with Jayce and Ekko rather than both of them skaters under one coach like in YOI

Heimerdinger does keep trying to help Jayce much to Viktor’s silent demise

Jayce’s thing he is working on getting out of his head an realizing that he’s like actually pretty good and can definitely be an a top figure skater

he is also learning to not be complacent with choreography and elements that if he can do something he doesn't always need to ask

similar to canon where it was viktor who persuaded him to do hextech

Ekko like Yuri is younger but shows great talent especially with his control in the air and his transitions, known for flying across the ice

However, tends to rush through his programs sometimes seeming a bit to fast and not emotionally invested

Debuted the prior season and was able to take 1st in his last JGP and is looking to take the gold in the current Grand Prix

Viktor adapts his program he was going to skate this season into something for Jayce, something that is supposed to be more hopeful and powerful showing a new Jayce who is coming confidently for the Gold

Ekko’s is supposed to be a slower piece which follows the nostalgia of his old junior self and even the sadness of letting go but at the end the brightness of a new career in the senior divisions

They go through training shenanigans both together and separate in similar fashion as YOI while Viktor and Jayce navigate where they want their relationship and coaching to go

#arcane #jayvik #jayce talis #jayce x viktor #arcane jayce #viktor arcane #arcane!! on ice #arcane league of legends #arcane au #arcane viktor #ghost rants #yuri on ice #yuri!!! on ice #yoi au

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blueberry-bubbles130 · 3 days ago

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My redesigns for Audrey and Andre!

My precious trash fire failure parents. How I love you both.

Andre changed the most. I don’t like anything about his design/personality so I scrapped nearly everything. Only keeping the basics. He’s 6ft 2. Only smaller than Gabriel who’s 6ft 4. I kept his grey hair. He’s the mayor, runs a hotel and is constantly stressed. There is no way he still has any colour left in his hair. I made it curly and a lot thicker because I headcanon Chloe’s hair as being naturally curly. She's got to get it from somewhere. And I think it makes him look softer, because this is my au and can make him whoever I want!

I gave him glasses for a similar reason. Because with how he presumably stares at paperwork/computers at night has given him bad vision. His glasses are historical spectacles, to continue the aspect of people thinking he’s older than other people around him.

Now you may wonder why his outfits are so plain. And I say, that’s the point! He likes being boring. He doesn’t like standing out. So he goes for outfits that are dull. Ironic considering he’s the mayor. Therefore most of his outfits are plain suits, only wearing the sash for special events. He also has some casual outfits, but it’s just plain jumpers and cardigans with trousers. I kept his colour scheme centred around blues, reds and greys.

He gets the purple robe when he got ill. Chloe found out and was sick of him wearing the same dressing gown he's worn since she was two and dug around the castle until she found it. Felix took it home for her. I did make the robe before I looked into the symbolism, but purple roses apparently symbolise royalty and love at first sight. Which fits the royalty theme and how Andre fell in love with Audrey.

Personality wise his nervousness has been heightened to constant anxiety. He thinks if he eats less and drinks more coffee to keep awake, then he can do more work. It doesn’t work at all and makes him worse. He’s also majorly paranoid. He doesn’t fully enjoy being mayor. And in most of my au’s he was supposed to stop being mayor. But the akumas started and no one else wanted to do the paperwork. So he’s stuck being mayor, with a variety of worsening health problems. He has chronic migraines, poor vision, a stomach ulcer. And muscular atrophy in his legs because he’s always sat working. Nevermind his terrible immune system.

I kept his interest in movies but instead of directing, he loves the soundtracks. Andre adores music. He can play the violin, piano, cello, double bass and the harp. He could spend hours doing nothing but playing/listening to music. He's still got his first violin from his late father. Chloe hops into an alternate timeline and gets him a Stradivarius violin for his birthday. Which he does freak out over. He doesn’t know where this random highly valuable Stradivarius suddenly came from. He also likes reading. He could recount a lot of books/pottery if he was told to. He just doesn’t get to do it much anymore. At least until he gets really ill, forced to rest and has a ridiculous amount of free time.

I kept Audrey mostly similar. She’s also 6ft 2. I kept her hair but just let it grow longer and curlier as she slowly becomes a better person. Also the grey streaks in her hair, due to stress. But also a sign of her accepting, she’s getting older. And things have changed.

I loved her concept outfit so I kept that. Except I took the stripes away and the letters on her belt. For some reason I cannot get the idea of 1950s Audrey out of my head so I did try to draw her in them. And a thanks to @generalluxun for the help with Audrey’s pyjamas. Chloe also gets her some historical outfits. However Audrey’s robe is literally just Martha May Whovier’s. Except hers has yellow carnations on it, that symbolise regret. Because Audrey has a lot of those. I messed with colours a lot but the only colour palette I’d like to explore more for her is teal, turquoise and dusty pink.

Audrey’s personality is dependent on her character arc. Which is learning not to be a horrible bitch and that you can’t take your issues out on other people. She starts off being where she was in canon around season 2, but a little more self aware and smarter. Her change starts right after season 2 where Jean-Claude slaps her and tells her to get her shit together because she is going to end up completely alone if she doesn’t change. That brings her back to reality, so she starts to work on things. Including going to therapy. Although neither her or Andre can understand the point of therapy.

For her hobbies she can actually sew and spends her spare time making clothes. It’s why she’s so confused when Andre gets the fancy robe because she can tell how old the fabric is. Then she’s even more baffled when she gets a robe. She does like reading, so her and Andre bond over that. She also has a horrid sweet tooth. Cakes and Ice cream are her joys, which was fun for her considering her father’s a baker.

In this au, neither of them actually had Bourgeois as their maiden name. Audrey’s maiden name was Clement and Andre’s was Garçon. There is some cruel irony in those being their names. Audrey changed hers for her parents sake. And Andre wanted to distance himself from his family. Though, they can’t remember where it came from. All they remember is that it was a joke Emelie made. Then they can't be bothered to change it. Contrary to what you may believe, Audrey and Andre do actually love each other. They’re an opposites attract type of pair. They’re just not good at communication skills. So things fall apart a little, before they start therapy. They do really need each other.

An important thing in regards to Chloe’s trauma and her parents' trauma. Chloe can recognise just how fucked up the things happening are. It hurts her, she knows it’s fucked up, she just doesn’t know what to do about it. She has no clue what to do about seeing her parents' dead corpses. Or her situation in general. However Audrey and Andre are the opposite. They know what happens to them hurts. But they just can’t recognise how fucked up it is. To them, it’s normal and a part of their lives. So they don’t understand how badly it’s impacted their behaviour. And they don’t know what to do or see the point of therapy. Even though they really need it.

While I’ve tried to make them complex people in this au, they are just plot devices for conflict. This conflict is always involving Chloe, her friends and whoever she’s playing mind games with. Ranging from politicians, to cults, to even Chloe herself. Though it’s mainly between Chloe and Gabriel/Nathalie. Even though for most of it, Gabriel and Nathalie don’t know it’s Chloe.

With most people it’s to get Chloe’s power and that pulls Audrey/Andre in because she’s obsessive over them and can be used as leverage. They’re just collateral damage and. People don’t care if they die.

With Gabriel/Nathalie much more personal. Specifically, Gabriel and Nathalie fighting Chloe and Felix, who have Adrien and Kagami’s support. Gabriel uses Audrey/Andre, but doesn’t want them to die because he’ll lose control. He gets a sadistic pleasure in being one of the only people that can cause Audrey direct fear. And since he’s had control over her since they were 11, he doesn’t want to lose that anytime soon. In fact he was ecstatic when Chloe disappeared. Any chance he had to akumatise Chloe was lost the moment she got her hands on the book.

In fact in any of my au’s where they’re not being shitty people, they’re damsels in distress. @generalluxun put it very accurately in that they suffer everything that canon Audrey and Andre should. The nicer Audrey and Andre’s in my au are stuck in eternal cycles of suffering. Always stuck as powerless victims in fights between Gabriel, Nathalie and Chloe, Adrien, Kagami, Alya, Nino and Marinette, etc. That’s why they’re the final akuma in a few au’s. Because they’re so emotional and vulnerable by the end.

So that’s Audrey and Andre redesigns. These designs are also the standard ones for them across my au’s. So if you’re looking at one of my au’s/fics this is what they’ll look like. With slight changes to fit that particular au. Because Audrey in All Consuming Cruelty really does spend the entire au being literally tortured by the kwamii of consumption and cruelty. It really affects her mental and physical health, so the way she looks and dresses changes.

See you later everyone!

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous au #ml au #miraculous fanart #ml fanart #unworldly compulsion and consumption au #audrey bourgeois #andre bourgeois #blueberry’s art #miraculous redesign #ml redesign

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twistedwonderlandshenanigans · 2 days ago

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Rubs my evil little hands together >:)

I know I basically answered a bunch of these questions here in my intro post for this au but it never hurts to ramble a little more LMAO

• i. what is your character's background and current status in the hierarchy? (don't be afraid to info dump <3)

Queen Maria Castello used to be a beloved queen, but paranoia and grief have turned her into a tyrant. The kingdoms she used to trade with have tried sending ships out to check on her after letters failed, only to find the water near Soledosa too dangerous to traverse.

Xenos Morrow used to be the queens closest friend and advisor- but also the princesses biggest advocate behind closed doors. He wasn't very vocal or obvious about his support for the princess, in fear of causing the prophecy he foretold to come to pass too early. When it was obvious nothing more could be done to prevent things from getting worse, he was the one who fled with the princess and used his gift to map out the safest path by boat to the mainland. In his exile now, he uses his gift of foresight to ensure the princess is well on her way to becoming her peoples savior, using the weapon he gave her the kingdom needs saving, even if questionable measures are taken...

Princess Viz Castello has always hated her title, but it gives her the power she needs when she throws it around. To the general public, she is known as the Scarlet Crusader, a rogue knight who, generally, has a strong moral code. After four years of constant training, she finally feels she has the courage and ...enough knowledge to ride to other kingdoms, announce her status, and ask for help.

• ii. what kingdom does your character reside in? and what's their opinion about it?

My three characters are all from the Kingdom of Soledosa, though (depending on the worldbuilding) Xenos would have been born in a different Kingdom.

Maria is disillusioned about its current state, believing whole heartedly that her domineering rule has only made the kingdom more vibrant - in reality, it's more like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, except for her castle.

Xenos wishes for the kingdom to be restored. He never saw the aftermath of the mass killing Maria instigated, and part of him hopes he never has to.

Viz never saw more of the kingdom than what was just outside of castle walls. She never knew the paradise that Soledosa once was, but she hopes that for her people, she can bring about some sort of restoration.

• iii. do they have any goals in mind?

To put it concisely ig:

Maria wants to maintain an iron grip on her kingdom. Her daughter is dead to her now.

Xenos wants the kingdom to be free, through any means necessary, (but cannot act on more than he has out of a sense of obligation to the people and the princess)

Viz wants to end her mother's reign and begin reparations with her people and other kingdoms to restore Soledosa.

• iv. what is your character's reputation within the society?

Maria is viewed negatively all around. Her people want to revolt, but cannot. The kingdoms she used to trade with were concerned until she finally sent one last letter, not explaining anything, just that she no longer wanted to trade, and any further contact would result in a declaration of war. It was extreme, and untrue, seeing as she had sunk her navy, but nobody would know that, and her naval force had been one to be feared. While not labeled explicitly as a tyrant outside of her kingdom, she is seen as unreasonable and has been blacklisted for trade for many countries.

Xenos is only known by a select few outside of the kingdom, other nobles and their seers/advisors if they have them. He is generally off-putting at first, but comes off as very charming (and sly). He is not easily trusted.

Outside of the kingdom, nobody knew there was an heir to the throne. She knew her mothers reputation would shackle her like a ball and chain; which is exactly why she built a positive reputation for herself as the Scarlet Crusader. She makes her motives known on every mission she goes on, announcing she aims to free the Kingdom of Soledosa, parading as a common person who managed to escape. She does not reveal her identity readily as the princess; only to those who Soledosa used to trade with. While she has no proof to her claims, she is the spitting image of her father. While mysterious and a little odd, her reputation as a noble and fearless knight precedes her.

• v. does your character have a good relationship with the common people?

Maria and Viz, I feel I have answered indirectly several times XD

But Xenos has a very mixed relationship with the common folk of Soledosa. Some say it was him and his abilities that manifested this fate on Soledosa. Some think he intended to take over Soledosa himself. Some people find him unsettling, but take solace in the fact he can prepare them for any foreseeable future. Some see him as a savior, for delivering their princess to safety; though the small population that knows that he took part in that cannot spread the word easily.

• vi. does your character have any allies? what do they gain from this partnership?

(This depends on worldbuilding :D)

• vii. what is your character's relationship with their family, friends, and perhaps servants?

Viz is suspicious of Xenos, but feels guilty for suspecting him. She generally has good intuition though...

Xenos and Viz are dead to Maria. Though if Viz were to return, Maria would be forced to question herself, whether everything she has done was truly for the well being of her daughter

• viii. who does your character fancy? is it a secret admiration? does this affection conflict with their goals?

SO THIS REALLY DEPENDS LMFAO

If I am allowed to worldbuild the Diamonds, then I will expand on it. If not, then I guess we'll see!!!

• ix. what is the most shocking rumor about your character? is it true or simply a story that's been made up?

Maria

- some say she's been possessed and needs a priest. (I will not confirm nor deny)

Xenos

- a god in disguise (False, but true when it's funny)

- a fraud (??)

- he had been planning a coup for a while (false)

Viz

- a fraud

- the princess of a lost kingdom (bitch how do you loose a kingdom its a whole ass island???)

• x. does your character have a secret?

I feel like Xenos does but I cannot!! Articulate it right now. Obviously Viz does with her identity.

•How does other nobles view your character? what are they doing about it?

Kinda answered this already!!

Idk what they're doing about it, hopefully agreeing to an alliance, or at least to open the idea of trade once she frees the kingdom. (That being said, I'm totally okay with Viz getting DUMMIED on a mission and needing medical assistance from someone if anyone wants that kind of interaction)

•Can you give us Fun facts about your character?

Maria has a compulsive need for order and patterns, though not diagnosed, it's likely she has OCD.

Xenos hates animals, especially small ones

Viz is a flirt but she's aro/demiromantic so it backfires sometimes LMAO

Please Notice Me Prince!!♡ AU {Note: Worldbuilding is still in progress, so I suggest skipping related questions on that until I post it!!}

📌👑 Question's for you!!

"Welcome esteemed guests. It is my utmost pleasure to present you to a series of inquiries that will hopefully guide you to your desires, ambition and secrets within this grand and intricate society. I sincerely hope you enjoy your stay and I wish you great fortune for this treacherous journey..."

• i. what is your character's background and current status in the hierarchy? (don't be afraid to info dump <3)

• ii. what kingdom does your character reside in? and what's their opinion about it?

• iii. do they have any goals in mind?

• iv. what is your character's reputation within the society?

• v. does your character have a good relationship with the common people?

• vi. does your character have any allies? what do they gain from this partnership?

• vii. what is your character's relationship with their family, friends, and perhaps servants?

• viii. who does your character fancy? is it a secret admiration? does this affection conflict with their goals?

• ix. what is the most shocking rumor about your character? is it true or simply a story that's been made up?

• x. does your character have a secret?

Extra questions: (optional)

•How does other nobles view your character? what are they doing about it?

•Can you give us Fun facts about your character?

#please notice me prince!!♡#q&a #v talks #oc: vizzie castello #vizzie castello #xenos morrow #oc: xenos morrow

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dxkjf · 1 year ago

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Little joey sketch cause im currently finishing up the redesigns for her buddy and terry ❤️ my silly welcome home guys i love them so dearly

#i always feel so nervous posting ocs #i feel like its cause recently i just realized all their info is in my brain #and no one knows. like basically anything about them at all except for like #my friends and insta people if they ask abt them #maybe one day once i stop being so nervous ill info dump #oc #original character #puppet oc #welcome home #welcome home oc #puppets #wipart #wip stuff

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diskusaurus · 2 months ago

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My biggest issue in Epic the Musical is Odysseus, actually. In this essay, I will....

#good god I hate his (lack of) character arc #if you want me to believe he is a monster then he gotta be consistently!!!! monstrous!!!#but no he is constantly allowed to be a poor pissbaby because portraying him as anything *gasp* morally dubious is bad #idk i don't know anything about the og myths but to me Epic's Odysseus bounces around between moods far too fast but he is always allowed t #reset back into what he has been from the start #none of his angst feels earned at any point because basically all the “bad choices” he's been put into have been outside of his control #except maiming the sirens and sacrificing people to scylla #which feel so out of character at that point to me because the next song he's whining to Zeus to not make him choose between him and his me #bitch if you were willing to sacrifice them two seconds ago why not now #why not have odysseus be the one to suggest sacrificing his men instead of him to show how far he is actually willing to go #but noooo his hand needs to be forced because???#at that point in the musical I feel like he should've been far more cruel so the Ithaca saga will actually feel like something #gives this man some agency to be a fucked up guy by himself. please.#it would've made the poseidon fight even more satisfying. he's capable because he has grown so cold. but no #idk maybe I'm missing the point but ugh #I saw a great comment unrelated to this that was like #“if you aren't comfortable with dark implications in your stories then don't write dark stories”#which I feel like applies here so well #epic the musical critical

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aggressiveguitarnoises · 1 month ago

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why am i so interested in south american cultures and history. and why do i keep stopping myself from learning about them

#no cuz i have a fucking interest in it and its unexplainable idk where it came form #i literally live on a whole other continent way away from south america #i never been to anywhere in south america #i do not have a drop of latinx blood on me i have absolutely no connections to the damn place #but yet i am so interested in whatever the fuck incas aztecs and mayans were doin #about past history and current history #and current countries NOT TO MENTION THEYRE SOOOOO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL GOD #i saw a vlog about brazil and never wanted to visit a country more in my life like holy shit #also i was obsessed with sottr mainly cuz of the focus on the latino civilizations #but from little research ive done it was quite stereotypical and blending the civilisation even tho theyre very different #but okay anyway #i HAVE the interest and yet i dont go let myself research ???? like i literally tell myself no????? no ill do that later ?????????#i have very poor memory retention okay so ig that makes me demotivated but STILLWOUWHABFJ #i remember watching some vids on the topics and trying to learn the damn differences BUT I REMEMBER FUCKING NOTHINGGGGGG #i can barely remember what i have learned in math last (4 weeks ago) like jesus cmon...................#i want to learn but i can barely remember anything FFLOR FUCKS SAKEEEKSGXVAJ #but still I dint think that's a reason for me denying myself and self sabotaging myself here ?????#i guess cuz im not taking it as much of a priority compared to the subjects im doing it + art + art history #which i also fucking suck at btw i am constantly trying to learn sm for art history and i remember. barely anything !!!#i remember i had to relearn the events and everything of ww2 like around 6-7 times and im not joking here #cuz i would not remember anything and now i remmeber it vaguely enough to be able to know some basic facts but no dates or smaller events #ok god my memory retention is shit i think i actually gotta be concerned about that shit #anyway i just wanted to rant except i have absolutely no information or facts to offer whatsoever #rumaiq rambles #writing this whislt listening to a Argentina 70s top playlist and there is absolutely no bad song. i love them all. and that is very rare #especially for me i am picky as fuck with my playlists and music #idk what the conclusion of this is i dont think there is one

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puhpandas · 3 months ago

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its been so long since human content/new content with no book relevancy even the youtubers and theorists like dawko and john are getting restless😭

#dawko going its not gonna happen steel wool right over glamfred and rhe humans not coming back #and john going 'im... totally okay with that happening 😐' about mimics story being spoiled in the books 2 years before sotm #like dude even theyre feeling it #dawko would love a fnaf game about absolutely nothing so his excitment about sotm makes sense #but its refreshing seeing john actually criticize it bc it deserves to be even if it was really tame and not really explicitly said #we understand and its just. so nice seeing someone like john actually aware of how stupid it id #instead of everyone being okay with it and not criticizing it for some reason #even tho it kind of sucks #like john is one of the last surviving theorists and a big figure in the community #seeing him actually not shy away from at least implying he thinks its bad and dumb in a video is just.#soo refreshing #like so many times i felt like i was insane for disliking all the mimic theories before ruin came out #i thought it was boring. mimic is a book villain #its so sad seeing john try to actually theorize about mimic in an interesting way with a satisfuing narrative that isnt just c&p #but it just turns out that actually yeah. its game is a rerun of its book lore that came out years ago #and we spent three entire years foreshadowing and teasing 'carnival' in games to hype this game up and its just c&p book lore nothing new #except the new shit being like. stuff about OG freddys and og characters which. are not explaining the mimics backstory #its just like whyy did they do it like this. and they shafted basically every single thing else to do it for years #no wonder dawko is starting to actually joke about them never bringing them back and john is implying his distaste #pandas.txt #discourse #sorryyyyy #its just like i think about sotm and im like i dont need to be that hard on it. theres nothing inherently wrong with a game explaining #mimics backstory #and then i remember how it was spoiled 2 years earlier in the books and everybody already knows its story and theres nothing #new about the mimic in this game save for a random new form #and im like yeah nevermind its okay to be critical about it they somehow handled the mimics story in the worst way possible #up to this point #like if youre a fan of literally anything else in the story youll resent mimic at least a little bit for how much it hijacked everything #even all mimic fans are getting are reruns of shit they already know

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jiniretracha · 14 hours ago

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𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠? - 𝐥𝐞𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 (𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬)

pairing: lee felix x fem!reader

warnings: fluff, smut, angst!!!

word count: 4.5k

ps: I came with a new series totally and utterly inspired/based on The Hating Game. Pls feel free to let me know if you wanna be on this series taglist !

masterlist // series masterlist

𝐎𝐍𝐄 - 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠

But that was until last year.

That meant one thing: Bang Editorial workers had to move into the Kim Publishing building. In other words, war.

You’ve had to suffer from having co-workers being fired in front of you because, according to Bang Seojun, the CEO of Bang Editorials, they were a waste of money and space.

And that’s how you’ve met your nemesis: Felix Lee.

The bane of your existence.

Your reasons for hating him were various.

Reason One: You’ve seen him smile to everyone around you, showing kindness, except towards you.

But Felix Lee just glanced at your face, grabbed the cupcake box and, wordlessly, walked towards the elevator, without sparing another glance at you.

You stood there that day in your place, feeling so dumb and asking yourself what the hell had you done wrong.

Reason Two: He’s a control freak.

The guy even wore the same shirts in the same order every fucking week. Who does that?

You had even memorized the pattern.

Monday: light grey.

Tuesday: white.

Wednesday: baby blue.

Thursday: sky blue.

Friday: royal blue.

So predictable, you always thought every time he arrived at the office with the same shirts on the same day.

Reason Three: He always corrects any tiny mistake you make.

You’d give him reports and he’d hand them back to you all scribbled over with a sharp red marker, to give you some sort of consciousness of your mistakes (his words, not yours).

Who were kind of all of the friends you had, if you were being honest.

It made your skin crawl just how unaffected by the whole thing he was, just flawlessly walking around with his stupid freckles and stupid black hair, always so perfectly combed.

Felix Lee seemed like the perfect guy with his charms and freckles from the outside, but don’t let him fool you.

You were convinced he was the actual devil in disguise.

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It was a bright day and you only hoped it would mean no actual death threats thrown around between you and Felix. It would happen eventually, you just always hoped it would be the exception.

When you stepped out of the elevator, you saw Kim Hwayoung, your boss (or well, one of your bosses as Bang Seojun was unfortunately one of them too) walking towards her office.

“Good morning, Hwayoung” you bowed handing her a report.

“Good morning, dear Y/N” she smiled at you, grabbing the papers you handed to her. “Has Bang seen this?” she asked, her eyes curiously roaming all over the papers.

“Well, I’ve emailed it to Felix so, I assume, yes” you nodded, following her.

“Hmm, and what about that book from the actress. Did Bang turn it down like we assumed he would?” Hwayoung asked, opening the door of her office and walking inside.

You stepped inside and shut the door behind you. “Suspiciously, no. He didn’t. I’m kind of assuming he didn’t really pay attention to the long ass email you sent to him” you shrugged.

“Sounds like Bang Seojun” Hwayoung sighed, wiping a hand over her face in exhaustion. “We need to step up and make sure that girl gets a spot in our editorial. We can’t lose her to the testosterone that seems to run in this place”

“Yeah, I’m on it” you nodded immediately, completely agreeing with her.

“That’s why you’re my favourite” she winked at you. “Would you be a darling and tell Lia to bring me a coffee on your way out? I’m not stressed today yet but I feel like it’s gonna be one hell of a day already, and please tell her to leave it by the meeting room”

You chuckled and nodded. “Of course, Hwayoung” you smiled at the elderly woman. “See you in a few”

She blew you a kiss and opened her computer to start working. You stepped out of the office and went to the coffee area, where you knew you’d find Lia, Hwayoung’s assistant.

“Hey, Lia! Hwayoung just asked me if you could bring her coffee and leave it in the meeting room?”

“Hi, Y/N. Sure!” she kindly smiled and immediately went to make some coffee.

“Y/N! Y/N!” a familiar voice came from behind you and you refrained yourself from rolling your eyes.

You turned around and plastered on a fake smile on your face. “Hey Soyeon. How are you?” you said, grabbing a cookie from the tray that was on the counter.

She bit her lip and sighed. “I just wanted to ask you for a small favor” she started with a pout.

Oh my God, here we go.

“I need more time for the monthly report, you know?” Soyeon said as she followed your walk towards the meeting room. “My nephew ate peanut butter yesterday, and he’s kind of allergic to it. I have to go take care of him at the hospital and- it’s just been so stressful” Soyeon faked being fed up with her supposed life story. “Could you please be a sweetheart and just give me a little bit more time?”

You knew she was faking. But you didn’t have it in yourself to say no to her, or anyone for that matter. Quote Taylor Swift, you were a pathological people pleaser.

“Sure” you smiled, wanting to grab your hair and just rip it off. “Of course”

Soyeon sighed and smiled at you. “You’re the best, It will be ready on Monday… or Wednesday at the latest” she said and walked away before you could even utter a word. With a sigh, you bit at your cookie and rolled your eyes at your incapability of saying no to Soyeon.

You were about to step inside the meeting room when you caught Felix, staring at you with that characteristic smile on his face.

“That… was pathetic” he said.

“Don’t project yourself on me, alright?” you grumbled, crossing your arms over your chest.

“You know, Y/N. You could have her do her job” Felix said, stepping closer towards you. “But no… you always have to be the good guy”

“Well-” you shrugged. “It’s so much better than being the asshole, isn’t it?”

Felix snorted and rolled his eyes with a smirk.

“Oh, and by the way” you said before stepping inside the meeting room. “Your tie is crooked”

Felix’s eyes widened and looked down at his tie. His tie, that was sitting perfectly on his chest.

You gave him a smirk and walked into the meeting room.

He just pressed his tongue on his inner cheek and followed suit.

“Oh, Y/N, Felix. So glad you guys are here” Kim Hwayoung greeted you as you sat next to her and Felix right next to his CEO, Bang Seojun. “Mr. Bang and I have an announcement we want to make. We’re adding a new position to the team!” she said happily.

“Yeah” Bang Seojun nodded. “We’re adding a managing director, that will oversee each department, and he will pass that report to me”

Hwayoung rolled her eyes. “He or she will pass the report to both of us” she stated, still wearing her kind smile and Bang Seojun just nodded along.

“The job is open to external applicants, of course, but… I would very much like to hire from within” Bang Seojun smirked at Felix.

“Yeah, and we’re putting up an independent panel since we don’t always agree” Hwayoung eyed Seojun from across the table. “They will be the judge of it”

“You have… about a month and a half” Seojun said, eyeing his papers lying on the desk. “May the best man win!”

“Or woman” Hwayoung pointed out, raising her manicured finger up.

“Or woman, yeah” Bang Seojun nodded and Hwayoung rolled her eyes again.

You looked at Felix who was already staring at you wearing his infamous smirk.

You’re on, Felix Lee. You are so on.

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“The job is mine, cupcake” he scolded you, as you made yourself tea.

“Oh, your confidence is compelling but you forgot one tiny little detail” you said, feigning innocence.

Felix just arched his eyebrows. “And what’s that?” he asked with a smile, amused.

“Everyone hates you” You simply stated and turned around, walking towards the elevator with the cup of tea in hand.

“Oh, they don’t hate me. They fear me, which makes me very effective for my job” he said, following you.

You chuckled. “You know, the day that I’ll be your boss. I will require you to smile at me at least every once in two minutes” you grumbled at him.

He walked next to you as he laughed. “When I’m your boss, I’m going to give you so much work, you’ll start using the office as your home address” he stated, firing back at you.

“When I’m your boss, I’m going to impose casual Fridays” you said and pressed the elevator button. “Hawaiian shirts mandatory”

“When I’m your boss, I’m going to implement a new dress code. No more looking like an elementary school librarian” he said, walking inside the elevator right behind you.

You scoffed and looked at him. “If you get the job, I’ll resign”

Felix pulled a shocked face on him. “Really?” he asked, surprised.

“Just like you will if I do” you said to him and narrowed your eyes.

“I don’t quit” Felix said to you with a chuckle.

“All right. Then, I’ll fire you” you fired back at him.

“Ah… but I’m incapable of giving you that pleasure” Felix smirked.

“Aww, it’s not the first time you’ve said that to a woman, isn’t it?” you asked him, with a grimace.

Felix snorted and looked away, shaking his head.

“So we agree, then” you said with a smug smirk and he looks back at you, his eyes full of a certain emotion you couldn’t quite pinpoint. “If one of us gets the job, the other one has to quit”

“Fine. Agreed” he said, sure of himself that he was going to be the one getting that job.

The doors of the elevator opened and you stepped inside your office. You saw that Wooyoung, your co-worker, one of the few people that weren’t fired from the merger, was waiting by your desk with an excited smile.

“Oh, hey Wooyoung!” you smiled at him with a wave, your eyebrows raising up at his presence.

“Hi, Y/N. I’m bringing some delivery for you” he smiled at you, handing you a book.

You gasped, immediately recognising it. “Oh! The new book” you smiled widely at him. “That’s so nice of you, thank you”

Wooyoung worked in editing and even though he wasn’t technically your friend, you two had a very good relationship. Ever since all of your friends were fired, Wooyoung was kind of like the only person you found you could trust, besides Hwayoung. You tried to keep him close to you ever since the merger.

“The designers made copies in advance, it’s not that big of a deal, so…” he shrugged, walking closer to you, trying to contain the smile that was trying to creep into his face from your words.

Felix sat by his desk and narrowed his eyes at the scene unfolding in front of him.

You looked at the cover and frowned immediately. “Oh shit. Is this the cover?” you grimaced, showing the book to Wooyoung.

Wooyoung let out a frustrated sigh and nodded. “Yeah, I’m sorry. Bang Seojun made us do it” he shrugged, clearly annoyed as well.

“The book is about archeology, what the hell is this?” you stared at the book with a cover with a girl in it. “Did he even read the back cover?”

“I seriously doubt it” Wooyoung replied slowly. “I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t”

“Do you, Y/N?” Felix asked and you found his gaze. “I mean, I was sure you didn’t even know how to read so…”

“First grader insults, great job, Felix” You said with sarcasm, give him a thumbs up.

“Okay… I’m out of here” Wooyoung said, noticing that you were about to get each other's throats. Again.

“Bye, Woo” you smiled.

“Bye, Y/N. Bye, Felix”

Felix didn’t reply and just grabbed some papers from his desk before sitting on his chair and looking at the now empty corridor.

“That poor sap thinks you’re flirting with him” Felix bit his lip, shaking his head. “How sad”

“The same way people think you’re flirting with me?” You asked him, raising an eyebrow.

“Cupcake, if I was flirting with you, you’d know” he smirked, confidently.

“I didn’t know losers knew how to flirt, but here we are” You said, typing away on your computer.

You saw him sigh and grab a journal from a drawer, and with a red marker, scribble something inside it and close it. He left it there and opened his computer.

Your eyes shifted down to your hands and gnawed at your lip. You were now curious at what the hell was that thing where he just scribbled something random with a red marker on a journal.

Before you could think it through, Bang Seojun came into your office with a smug smile. “Hello, my hardworking people” he said, and you knew he had to refrain from calling you slaves.

“Hi, Mr. Bang. I have a copy of the new book for you” you said, grabbing the book that Wooyoung had handed you.

“Ah!” Seojun yelped and walked towards you, grabbing the book. “Dr. Lee, you didn’t tell me it was ready” Seojun said, eyeing the book proudly. “The cover was all me, you know?” Bang Seojun looked way too proud of the god-awful cover.

“Y-yeah” you nodded, scratching your head in an awkward manner. “It’s um… it’s definitely eye-catching” you stammered, obviously finding it very hard to lie.

“Yeah” Seojun chuckled. “Did you send the emails I told you to send, Dr. Lee?”

“Yep. Already did” Felix nodded, without sparing him a glance.

Bang Seojun smiled contently and patted the book with his palm, before leaving it on your desk. “Great. See you kids later” Seojun said and left the office.

“Bye… dick” you whispered that last part under your breath.

“Did you just refer to the cover as eye-catching?” Felix said, with laughter hiding in his voice. “It looks like it was designed by a horny fifth-grader. Not exactly delivering knowing it’s a book about the diary of an archeologist, but whatever”

You pulled your face back, taken aback by the information he had just provided. “Since when do you read the books we publish?” you asked him, narrowing your eyes.

Felix shrugged. “I always do it. Plus, I felt the book was so boring, I fell asleep three times reading the first page” he said, placing his macbook inside his bag.

You snorted and stood up from your chair, grabbing your purse. “Well, it’s tiring to read above your level of education” you fired back. “Maybe you aren’t ready for chapter books just yet”

“It was boring, Y/N!” Felix defended himself, standing up to grab his coat from the hanger.

“It was a masterpiece, and then Bang Seojun had to go and cut like 200 pages from it, with the sole excuse that he wanted it to be more of an ‘airport read’” you scoffed, putting on your coat and placing your purse on your desk. “Which is totally ridiculous. He’s just trying to mask that he doesn’t have enough IQ to actually interpret what the author is saying”

“Just admit it, cupcake. It was boring” Felix said, giving you a look.

“Whatever” you rolled your eyes and walked towards the elevator with your stuff, Felix following you behind.

“So… any plans for the weekend?” He asked with a long breath. “Probably your usual right? Watching a cringey romantic comedy while eating something greasy out of a can?”

You scoffed and let out a little laugh. “And what about the Lee’s? Drinking the blood of a virgin and then staring at each other in silence?” you arched an eyebrow at him.

“Ugh, how did you know? We’re looking for donations” Felix said and you were both startled when Ms. Choi came into the elevator.

Ms. Choi as soon as she saw them, let out a huff.

“Oh, hi, Ms. Choi! You look spectacular today” you smiled at her. “Love those earrings”

“Don’t even try” Ms. Choi cut you off. “I’ve got four complaints this week. FOUR. Three alone about the break room incident on Monday” she fumed.

Oh. Yeah.

That… was…

MONDAY:

It was supposed to be a tranquil day that Monday, until Felix Lee had decided to give you shit for some mistakes you had made while typing the report you were supposed to send to him. He had managed to find you coincidentally in the break room… where everyone was supposed to be enjoying just that, their break.

“Ready for our lesson?” Felix said loudly, grabbing a donut from a box, cutting it in half and showing it to you, making you gasp. “This is a coma-“ he said and then grabbed a munchkin. “And this is a period, which is a point” he mansplained to you. “Do you know how to use it? Do you?-“

“Put that donut away or I’m gonna shove it up so far up your ass, the damn surgeons are gonna have to cut you in half to take it off!” You yelled at him, banging your hand against the table of the break room, making every single person there turn their heads to look at you.

“Aww, wouldn’t you like that, cupcake?” he teased you, pouting out his lip.

PRESENT DAY:

Yeah. So…

“Mommy and daddy fight sometimes” Felix explained to Ms. Choi.

“Yeah, we have discussions” you smiled with sarcasm.

“Like when Mommy has typos similar to a fourth grader and Daddy has to step up and correct her like a goddamned teacher” Felix said with a fake neutral voice.

“Or how Daddy has a cork up his ass and sometimes needs to yell at Mommy to decompress” you said between your teeth.

Ms. Choi looked at you with a disgusted face. “Mommy and daddy? Are you two for real?” she scoffed. “You two are the worst part of my job…”

You felt like hugging Mr. Choi and apologising.

It wasn’t her fault that Felix Lee had to be the bane of your existence.

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You got home at around 7 pm and about an hour later, when you were already showered and ready to make some dinner, your mother called you.

“Hey momma. How’s London going?” You asked her, sitting on the couch and crossing your legs.

“Oh, you know… same old usual” she tried to make you feel better.

You scoffed at her. “Mom. I’m sure London’s a thousand times better than Seoul. Less people, less flashy lights, and on top of all that, you’re there on a long ass vacation”

“Fine, fine. London’s amazing” she giggled. “I didn’t realise just how much I missed this place”

“Well, I’m glad to hear it” you smiled. “Did you, at least, buy me something nice?”

Your mother gasped. “Y/N! Of course I did. What kind of mom would I be if I didn’t?” she answered like she was offended. “I bought you a snow globe, the one you told me you wanted, and a few baby tees that you girls use nowadays with an I Love London on it”

“Great” you chuckled.

“What about you?”

“Huh?” you blinked a couple of times.

“How are you doing? Are you doing something today? You know, Friday night and all?” she asked you.

How do you tell your mom that your life is incredibly bland and dull without sounding like a pathetic loser?

“Um, yeah. It’s- I’m taking this Friday out so I can go on a full party mode for tomorrow” you lied easily. “Me and the girls are going out for drinks and then- then we’re going to a party”

“Oh, whose party?” she asked excitedly, sounding like a teenager.

Shit. “Wooyoung’s” you shrugged, thinking of the first name that came to your mind.

“I see… Any lucky guy we should worry about?” Your mother asked, knowing she was smirking on the other side of the line.

You scoffed. “Wow, you’re getting ahead of yourself!”

“Come on, tell me! You never tell me anything!”

“No… I was seeing this guy but… we broke up like four months ago. And that’s it” You told her with a sad smile.

“Aw, my baby. I’m sure there are plenty of fish in the ocean” she told you.

“Yeah, well… it’s not that easy to find a good one”

“What about that guy from work?” Your mom asked.

You raised an eyebrow. “Who? Felix?” you asked with a grimace, though she couldn’t see it.

“Honey, you talk about him all the time” your mom chuckled.

“I do not! I literally despise the guy with all my being” you said in a whiny pitched voice. “We’ve had endless conversations about how much I hate him”

“Yeah, sure, sweetheart”

“You don’t believe me” you stated, it wasn’t a question.

“Oh, no. It’s not that I don’t believe you. I don’t think you don’t believe yourself when you say those things about Felix” she explained.

“Alright, um… I’m gonna- I’m gonna go watch a movie or something. I think this conversation is done”

Your mom let out a cackle. “Okay, honey. Make sure to call me at least once this weekend” she said.

“Yes, Mom. I will”

“Bye, I love you!” your mom called out.

“Bye, love you lots” you said and hung up the phone.

With a sigh, you rolled your shoulders back, letting your bones crack and started preparing dinner for yourself.

Once you sat down on the couch with a bowl of pasta and put on some crappy reality show to watch on TV, your mind couldn’t help but drift over to Felix and the whole deal you had made.

You just hoped to God your strategy would work, otherwise, the thought of leaving Hwayoung alone with Bang Seojun would eat you alive for life. You wouldn’t forgive yourself.

But on top of all, you wouldn’t let Felix win. You couldn’t. Over your dead body.

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You pressed your head on the pillow with a tired sigh.

After a couple of minutes of trying to find a comfortable position, you kicked the covers off of you, seeking some air and comfort over your legs.

All of a sudden, you felt a pair of hands placing themselves on the sides of your head and a body pressing itself against your back.

You gasped and pushed back against the hard and warm body. You felt your breath picking up its rhythm as you felt a hand running over your leg. The presence felt awfully familiar.

“You make me so fucking hard” the man said, and it made you moan lowly, recognising his voice. “You know that?”

Felix’s hand drifted over to the front of your shorts and pressed his fingers over your clit. You squeezed your legs around his hand and moaned brokenly, your feet kicking the mattress.

Your breath became more ragged as his fingers started drawing tight circles over your clothed core.

“Felix…” you moaned, kicking your head back in pleasure. “Please…”

“Please what?” his deep and sexy voice boomed in your ears, making you clench around nothing. It sounded like a tease, like he always did.

“Touch me…”

He chuckled and the sound vibrated all over your body.

“Wake up, baby”

With a gasp, you sat up and looked around, feeling your heart beating out of your chest. With a few blinks, you realised that you were indeed alone in your room and one of your hands was neatly placed in between your legs, pressing against your bundle of nerves.

Your hand flew away from there and you frowned, your knees flexing so you could press your forehead on them.

Felix would not leave you alone, even in your dreams.

You slumped back on the bed, your head hitting the pillow furiously.

“Motherfucker…”

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