#and never went back

[flammedoudoune]

Few people in the history of cinema have served as much cunt as Cary Elwes in Princess Bride

[playablezelda]

tumblr’s recommendations are so fucking funny because you will get suggested something based on a tag that you radically do not agree with and tumblr’s just there like ‘post based on your likes!’

for example i just got shown a post telling people not to be put off by the first season of agents of shield bc it gets better from there and /i/ think season 1 is the only good season and after that they lost the fucking sauce completely and just constantly escalating everything to the point of being just SO overwrought and dramatic

[i-had-bucky]

wvw is so intimidating what do u even do there. i'm like a little baby

[neurodiversebones]

GUESS WHO'S WRITING AGAIN !!! determined to update sunset tree again (1/4 of the way through the booth update-- Very difficult bc he's not a character i write much !)

[mrcspectr]

Ya know, sometimes you just become painfully aware that your sense of fashion usually falls somewhere between poor art student and disgruntled college professor, and that's okay.

[sophies-junkyard]

No you’re not hearing me. It’s the way that entire gala is referencing this panel. He’s canonically cosplaying Viktor Nikiforov. It’s all from the halloween party comic. Are you listening. Do you hear me. They healed them. This panel was the only gumlee moment for like 7 years. Do you understand.

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

Yes but also I like to think it wasn't that hard for him to do that. He just reached his little grubby empath hands right into Hannibal's brainbox and felt around until he found a braincell that missed Will (which was honestly all of them). Will took Hannibal's Depressed and Lonely™ vibes and word vomited them back at Hannibal and Alana. AND THEY BOUGHT IT.

someone give will graham an oscar for that crying stunt he pulled in jail to manipulate hannibal

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[bacchuschucklefuck]

truly this one's just for me. I can do what I want foreverrr

[mushrooms-and-blooms]

some scenes ⭐

[bet-on-me-13]

Lex is Vlad reincarnated

So! Lex Luther, the greatest person to ever exist, had recently made a discovery.

A few weeks ago, a Cult of moronic simpletons had managed to kidnap him. Him! All for some stupid Demonic ritual where they sacrifice the wealthiest man they could find in return for something meaningless like "No More Poverty" or "No More Starvation".

He had survived, of course, and was unfortunately save by Supermoron.

But before the Man of Steel had busted in, he overheard something from the Cultists. Apparently they had chosen him for more than just his wealth, there was something more about his Soul that they were after. It felt "Divine", as if he had the soul of a God stuffed in a Mortal's body.

And obviously it must be correct. He was already the most intelligent man in the world, One of the wealthiest, and held more political power than any single man on the planet, so of course "God in disguise" was the next logical addition to that List.

Over the next few weeks he studied and prepared.

He needed to make sure that his efforts would be rewarded, that those Cultists had been correct about him despite their idiocy.

After buying up as many Magical Artifacts as he could related to Identity and Soul, he tested himself on Each and Every One. And Lo and Behold, he is truly a God.

Well, the Reincarnation of One. Apparently this was common in immortal beings such as himself, reincarnating themselves into mortal bodies as a sort of Vacation from their Duties. All he needed to do now was find a way to regain his Memories and Power without dying, and he would truly become a God On Earth.

A few more weeks of Preparation, and he was ready.

Apparently the Manchild of Steel had caught onto his plan in that time. His Ego probably couldn't bear another God living in the same City as himself, so he tried to stop Lex's plans of Ascension. Thankfully, in his research he had discovered his Rival's vulnerability to Magical Attacks, and set up countermeasures for him and his Breakfast Club should they attempt to interfere.

He stepped into the Ritual Circle, and began his Ascension to Godhood.

Try as they might, the League could not foil his plans this time. The Ritual Circle lit up with a sickly green light, and expanded to cover his entire body. The Ritual began to finally complete itself.

He had Won.

...

Oh.

...

Vlad stood at the center of the circle for a few moments. He took in all his Memories of his most recent Life, and Facepalmed so hard he was sure The Badger heard it back in the Realms.

Ten Tousand Years of Therapy specifically to curb his egotistical tendencies, and That is how he decides to spend his most recent Life? Acting as a Billionare Supervillain attacking a well meaning Hero for nothing less than Ego?! He even Cloned them!? Had he learned NOTHING!?!?

"Careful Team, we don't know how powerful he is now." He heard his current Nemesis say.

Oh right...they were still there.

He didn't really feel like explaining everything to them, and he technically still had about 40 years left on his Vacation...

He simply turned his back to them, flew back to his Mansion, turned back into his Human Form, and set about his Day. Maybe he could right a few of the wrongs he had done on this life?

It would certainly throw his current Nemesis for a loop. And while he may not Hate him anymore, he definitely still liked to Mess with him.

Maybe this would be more entertaining than he thought?

[shepscapades]

[dbhc flavored] Hermit a Day May: Day 31 — Ren!

[lokiiied]

by the way deadpool & wolverine saved the world by being gay. they held hands and wolverine had his oiled up tits out and madonna’s “like a prayer” played during their cinematic climax combustion. their gay powers brought them back to life. just saying.

[helixcraft]

trigger-happy computer doodle

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take this as you will

[wonderrosss]

When you look at your reflection, who do you see?