#and never was

[gwandas]

people crying about Nesta “”slut shaming”” Mor but not a peep about how Azriel laughed at what she said

[completeoveranalysis]

[5]

UHOH

INCOMING 'THAT DAY'

HERE WE GO CHAPTER 200 SPECIAL: PROBABLE SAKURA DEATH EVERYONE BRACE YOURSELVES

Oh absolutely brutal that they’re the same exact spot as the day it all happened, with the same colour coding and everything. Kurogane standing in the same spot Fujitaka did and Fai standing in for Nadeshiko (one married couple switched for another). 

And Lava Lamp is exactly the same in both frames, because he never moved on from this moment - it might as well be the same exact day. 

And I think it shows the disproportionate burden Lava Lamp has taken on himself in this situation. He’s taken full responsibility for Sakura’s death and never let himself live a single moment that wasn’t spent fighting to reverse it - but he wasn’t the only one trying to save her. 

He didn’t find a way to save her but neither did her parents. Two fully grown adults with far more power, authority, and resources also spent the same seven years trying to save Sakura and ALSO found nothing. 

Lava Lamp has taken the burden of three people and put it only on himself - He says “I” never found a way to save her, but it should have been “We” never found a way to save her. AND he was a child. He couldn’t have been expected to be the sole factor that would have made the difference. 

But that’s not how he sees it, and it’s not the way he’s lived his life. 

[bolithesenate]

i realized i might have been a bit too good at my own job in regards to the mud fic

should have added the unreliable narrator tag from the get go

[ectoplasmicwine]

Fun Fact: Gravity is actually a lie created by the airline companies to sell airplane tickets, and deprive humans of our natural ability to fly.

[shittygaypornmagazine]

I finally convinced my Eastern European mother that me and all of our relatives are neurodivergent and what have you accomplished today?

[juliagirlfail]

until today i just assume Magdalene was Jesus' mom's last name

[amartworks]

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[willabee]

[cometrose]

i got too optimistic and forgot kamala harris was dealing with the combined powers of racism and misogyny

[foldingfittedsheets]

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

[ivyblooms]

The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.

[cloudberrytroll]

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