#and my cat who is called misha

[adulthumanproblem]

[swimming-karyss]

Love that Koala taught Robin a better way to attack based on Fishman karate, while Sabo's technique of finding the "core" is just "find your enemy's weaknesses and take advantage of the environment". which basically boils down to: in a fight....... you should think sometimes

And I find it so funny that Sabo clearly can analyze the situation quickly, but he uses it only to give a smarty chess name to his attack....

*sigh* I can't wait for Oda to show more of his beautiful strategic mind🥰🥰

(Sabo before Dragon taught him this "core" thing:

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[razormain]

hsr story so good i accidentally stayed up till 2am finishing it

[spac3d0lls]

my penny lamb headcanons from post-rtc because i wanted to write a fic but have no time or motivation:

-penny took shifts at the blackwood cafe as well as many different odd jobs around town so that her and ezra would be able to leave uranium after she graduates. being her senior year, penny knew that she couldn’t live with the foster family for much longer, but simultaneously wanted to give ezra a sense of permanence and stability. while she worked at the cafe, the blackwood family would always send her home with a big bag of leftover sweets, knowing that her and ezra only got the bare minimum at their foster home. every so often, penny would find evidence of constance’s history there, whether it be photos on the mantle or experimental recipes taped to the back of cupboards in handwriting that obviously wasn’t mr. or mrs. blackwood’s, decked out in stickers of rainbows and unicorns.

-penny ended up growing close to ricky’s family. i headcanon that ricky was going to ask penny out after the cyclone (despite not knowing her name, in true ricky fashion,) but for obvious reasons never gave it to her. after he died, they found the note in ricky’s pocket and his parents gave it to penny, and told her she was welcome at their home if she ever needed anything. being a lonely girl and an animal lover, she would come over and feed the cats after school and his parents, who broke their vow of silence after ricky passed, would tell her stories about who their son was in life. they laughed through explanations of zolar, and penny didn’t have the heart to tell them they weren’t telling her anything she didn’t already know, but they showed her all the art that he made as a budding comic book illustrator. they taught her how to draw, and although her drawings of animals weren’t as….freaky as ricky’s (😭) it turned into a lifelong hobby for her.

-when penny was well enough to come back to school again, she would help organize a fundraiser that they hoped to turn into a tradition—founding a scholarship in ocean’s name. what this fundraiser was changed every year after penny graduated, but her first year it was rather small—a bake sale, with sweets donated by the blackwoods (eventually, a small portion of all purchases made at the blackwood cafe would go to the scholarship fund.) ocean’s final act of charity was bringing back penny, and she wanted to pay it forward in a way that ocean would have wanted. i personally headcanon that ocean wasn’t intentionally a bad person in life, but a product of neglect, desperate for attention, and misguided. she didn’t express it in her words, but she was always looking to help the community in whatever way she could.

-penny was the one who reached out to talya after misha had passed. remembering from purgatory that misha didn’t communicate with his adoptive parents and knowing that the relationship he had with his gang in uranium was superficial at best, she found talya through the comments under an old badegg video and broke the news to her. talya asked penny if they could call, as she needed someone to process her emotions to and nobody in her life thought misha was real either, and scoffed at the fact that she talked to her boyfriend online. penny reassured her that even though she couldn’t tell talya exactly how she knew it, talya was the person that misha was thinking about as he was dying and that he loved her very, very much, and wished desperately that he could have said goodbye to her. talya was inconsolable after that, but she stayed in touch with penny for years after the accident and the two became very close friends.

-noel’s mother was penny’s nurse at the hospital (cr for the idea goes to “are we ever going back” on ao3 by lynncanigula.) ms. gruber was the one who ended up suing the fair, and penny ended up testifying to the negligence of the fair for her. she ended up giving penny the money that noel was going to use to move to france as compensation. penny ended up donating the money to a queer helpline.

[arrthurpendragon]

I got home from school and I couldn’t find Misha kitty. If I say any word that starts with the letter f he comes running (he assumes I’m gonna say fancy feast) I kept calling for him but he never came. I searched the usual hiding places, but couldn’t find him. I assumed he got outside somehow. So, I called the humane society - they were closed. My vet across the street said they didn’t have any missing cats either. So, I tore my house apart.

I found him hiding in a tipped over laundry basket beside the washer. I pet him and he started yowling. For those who don’t know, Misha is the biggest attention whore and he doesn’t hide unless scared. So, I managed to get him to my bed and then I kicked all the other pets out of the room after Misha yowled again. He settled down a bit when he was just with me, but was still occasionally yowling. His bladder felt full compared to Tallmadge kitty’s.

I thought maybe he was just being picky about there being older litter mixed in the box, so I dumped it and put fresh stuff in before I carried him and set him in the litter box. He tried 4 times and nothing came out and he didn’t want to jump out of the box.

So I made the decision to drive 75 minutes to the emergency vet. Whether the car ride is 5 minutes or 3 hours, Misha kitty vocalizes his displeasure the whole ride. He didn’t make a peep the entire drive.

Good thing I brought him in. He has a blockage and will stay there until Thursday. They said I caught it quick.

Although, when they were just observing him for the first few minutes they didn’t think anything was wrong because he walked out of his carrier and demanded pets and rubs! That’s my little attention whore! Haha. He’s gotta ham it up for all the attention even when he’s not feeling well.

This will be the longest Tallmadge, his litter mate, has been without Misha! They’re 4 and the longest they’ve been separated is like 12 hours.

Also, I’m glad my sister told me about care credit otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to cover the necessary funds for this.

Needless to say, it’s been a long day and the kitty I force to snuggle with me after stressful days isn’t home to make me feel better.

If you could send healing vibes Misha kitty’s way that would be appreciated. He is such a special cat.

[th3-kuk1muki]

⋆ . Introduction ` ✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹

(Because I'm awfully bored, yes, even though i don't really post here in a serious way)

Tiktok : kuki.da_k1ller..1rl

⋆ ★ my name is Killer , Misha or Kefir as a joke ᵔᴗᵔ

⋆ ★ he / they / she

⋆ ★ russian🇷🇺 and german🇩🇪 but of course i prefer speaking English 👉🏼👈🏼

⋆ ★ caedaroace

⋆ ★ i'm a Killer IRL, rather said i have delusional attachment , it's a trauma response and i can't help it, if YOU have a problem with IRLs, fictkins, systems, therains, etc. leave ASAP

⋆ ★ i support all religions <3

⋆ ★ i am 14 years old

⋆ ★ my fandoms are :

-Undertale/verse

-Avatar (pandora one)

-creatures of sonaria

-creepypasta

-mlp

-hazbin hotel/ helluva boss

-tadc

- and i'm part of the Kemonomimi community 😭 maned wolves fr <3

⋆ ★ audhd and ptsd

⋆ ★ color x killer is my special interest/srs

I have a lot of merch of them as a blanket, mug, keychain, phone case, pins and much more

⋆ ★ my platonic husband called color @miloxxo <3

!! INT !!

-color x killer shippers

-artists

-systems, IRLs, fictkins, therains, littles, etc etc.

-undertale and underverse people

-animal lovers

-basically anyone except the ones who i will put as dni <3

!! DNI !!

-canon / toxic killermare shippers

At all cost DNI

( i am a victim of 4bu$e in both physical and emotional/mental way, so i think it's understandable why i don't want people interacting who romanticize this sh1t, thanks)

-obviously pr0sh1ppers or anything like that.

- racist

-homophobes

-people who just really make a problem out of everything

-people who bodyshame

-people who don't take no as an answer

-animal haters / 4bu$ers

-so anyone who's an awful person

-PEOPLE WHO SEXUALIZE KILLER AND PASSIVE

-nightmare fans are THIN ICE as long as you don't support his actions

⋆ ★ i play roblox and ponytown !!

⋆ ★ i own two maine coon cats and a leopard gecko <3

⋆ ★ i love my moots on here since day one i've seen them on tiktok

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Color x Killer .

⋆ ★ Okay that's it bye <3 ⋆ ★

[five-raccoons-in-a-trenchcoat]

watching supernatural week 10 (7 IV 2025 - 13 IV 2025)

episodes watched: 11x21 - 12x02

late post im so sorry, also I watched so little that week cause I was on a school trip and spent like 7h each day coding 💀 yeah fun anyways also my hyperfixation is wearing off meaning I dont have the need to watch spn like, all the time anymore which kinda hurts :(( but yeah well, here are my (probably v random, idk i didn'tread through them) thoughts on the episodes I watched

11 IV 2025:

Im back to watching, after a short detox lmao

11x21: Dean kinda blaming Chuck for everything that happened is kinda reasonable // also "you told God to cool it?" lmao // "call me Donatello, im named after him" "the mutant ninja turtle?" Dean 💀 // "i have a cat" yes now youre 100% Innocent, you can go // "I cant be a prophet, im an atheist and a chemist!" I love these people so much // I mean, can't say im very sad about Metatron or anything

11x22: I 100% genuinely love love love how Misha plays Lucifer and also the dynamic between Chuck and Lucifer is so funny // LUCIFER BEING A MOODY TEENAGER IS MY FAV THING // "I lie when I tell Sam im sorry all the time" lmao bruh kinda real tho // honestly, scenes where the smaller squad gets together the big squad nearly always rock, no matter the story // fucking idiots, sacrificing themselves

12 IV 2025:

11x23: dudeee i missed this song oh my 😭 // wooo who is she // "but youre always there, you know? youre the best friend we've ever had" ghhggsshdjshd // but doesn't she like. eat souls? and it makes her stronger? ??? // yes lets kill Dean once again (this show is so dumb and annoying and why is it always like this) // dudes naw cause are you serious // power of friendship (family) saves the day // what // WHAT // tbh. kind of shit ending. didn't like it.

12x01: starting the next season cause im sick in the head (in general) // dude me myself, I wouldn't be able to say this much about my parents lmao 😭😭 // dude you can see on Dean's face that he so wants to believe this is real but also he has been through so much that he doesn't know anymore // who is sheeeee // damn. I love Sam like. so much. // "oh" Dean realizing 💀 // damn British have it all figured out, huh // oof. but also girlies, dude has been in Hell. fucking Lucifer tortured him. stop and leave Sam alone // dude dude, Dean. your anger issues are showing again // uh oh oh no no no HA good job Sam // whoops almost

12x02: what the hell // I repeat. what. the. hell??? // okay that's what it was. damn. //

[jbankai89]

PLEASE HELP ME PAY MISHA'S VET BILLS

Hi Everyone,

Misha is my beloved 11-year-old cat, who I've had since she was a six-week old kitten. She's had a number of health issues over the years, and has spent most of her life eating special vet food to keep her healthy. Now, she is sick again, and I need your help.

I believe she has a urinary tract infection, and after calling the vet, I needed to go to a different clinic as the one I usually go to is booked for months, and the amount I am asking for includes file registration, check-up, urine tests, and antibiotics. I am self-employed as a queer small business, and as any small business will tell you, this has been an extremely hard year. I don't want my cat to get sicker, I love her so much, she is my baby. Please, please help if you can.

https://gofund.me/6216987a

**UPDATE**

After visiting the vet Misha needs antibiotics for an infection, to be fully shaved, and to have dental work done. My mom was willing to help, but cannot help with the dental work, which is 2000$. Any donations will now be going directly to a fund to help pay for Misha's teeth. Any help is GREATLY appreciated.

Pictured: Misha today at the vet having a really sad time, especially when 5 people were needed to hold her in place while her bum was shaved.

[ask-postcrash-curly]

Heya! Minnie here. Wanted to tell you about every Companion Cube I have. Just so I can send you pics of them (maybe) and you won’t get confused.

A Companion Cube is an inanimate object that a person is deeply attached to. Doesn’t need to be a literal cube.

First, there’s my gadgets.

I used to have a laptop named Pink Machine, but I broke him, and we had to replace him with Daniel. Daniel is this big silvery chunk of metal who is for some reason called a laptop. He’s dumb as a pile of bricks and I love him.

There’s also my dumbass phone, Roma, short for Roman. He’s an idiot who would regularly fall and break until I gave him a name, now he doesn’t anymore (but he can).

I also have an ipad. Her name is Denise. Unlike the boys, she never got broken in any way. Good for you, Denise.

I think my trusty steed, the scooter named Cerulean Flow, also counts. And his sister, White Lightning, who belonged to my dad and is now without a rider.

Then the stuffed toys… alright, we have Leo the cheetah cub, I sleep with him. When he’s unavailable, I sleep with either Greywing the swan fledgling or my licensed Hedwig plush.

Leo’s one of the oldest plushies I have, the other being Valera the teddy bear… he used to play the role of Paddington, but then I got a licensed Paddington plush, and I had to separate them. There’s also Seraphima the mouse that’s in my mom’s room, a Huggy Wuggy knockoff called Argus (Ari for short), and an orange cat called Jeremy.

I also have a piggy bank, but it’s not a pig, it’s a pug. Named Peri, short for Periquarameridon. He’s cute, but ceramic and, alas, not cuddly.

There’s also the Tiny Gang. It’s all the toys that are too small to be cuddled. Pik the wolf, Kitty the Hello Kitty toy, Buryonka and Tanyukha the cows, Springtime the ritual doll, Claire the octopus, Lena the pteranodon (pretty old too!), Sveta the hippo, Simka the Fixie, Vasilissa the frog, Manya the panda and Mei Lee the red panda, Gena the weird dinosaur, Mu Shu the dragon and Goose the alien masquerading as an astronaut.

There’s also the various characters I’ve made out of modeling clay. From UTDR - Frisk, Flowey, Noelle and Ralsei, from Hollow Knight - the Knight, Grimmchild, Quirrel and Tiso (not counting all the charms), from Pokémon - Latte the Eevee and Volt the Pikachu, from Little Nightmares - all the six protagonists + a nine, from Portal - only Wheatley but he’s worth a thousand. Also my own characters. Also Ida from Monument Valley.

Oh, and how could I forget my plants? The palms named Charlie and Rick, the lemon named Dimon, the cacti Ralph and Alice, the geranium Pasha, the orchid Varya, and a plant I dunno how it’s called in English but her name is Katie.

Also I have lots of Lego minifigs but I’m not listing all of them.

And if you go all the way across the city, I have inanimate friends there too! Excluding the many nameless trees who are all my friends, of course.

There’s this big thing, a pole or something I guess, with wires and transmitters and stuff. It’s standing in the park, all alone, among trees. I just kinda thought “man, must be lonely being a pole, not talking to anyone, just standing there, eh?” and befriended him! His name is Winston. I always greet him when I visit that park, and sometimes I give him a hug.

There’s also a monument to a war hero standing there! His name was Mikhail so I call him Uncle Misha. I always greet him too. He gets flowers often, but I don’t think people talk to him much.

There’s a shop window nearby, and in it is a statue of a Faunus. Naturally, I called him Mister Tumnus. I rarely see him, but I’m glad to.

Oh, and next to my old school there’s an acacia tree growing! Her name is Vera. I tied a little blue string to her branch so that we’re best pals. Maybe someone tore it off, I dunno, but in my heart it’s there.

Probably forgot some of them.

Anyway, yep, just decided to tell it all to ya. My yappings probably aren’t needed, but alas.

Minnie… out, finally.

Sure, all right.

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No, hey, it was great! Really calming, honestly. You’ve got a very relaxing voice. I’m not sure I processed all of it, to tell the truth, but it was still very nice to hear. I liked your inanimate city friends best of all. Thank you, Minnie. Talk soon, yeah?

[periwinklefox13]

Hello, welcome to my blog!

Im Periwinkle13 but you can call me Periwinkle, Peri, Wink, or any nicknames you can try and make up!

My pronouns are she/they, but I don't mind which one you use, if you don't know which set I feel comfortable with you can always ask!

The fandoms I'm in are Warrior Cats, Doctor Who, Broadchurch, Cattails, Stray, IT Crowd, TADC, Kleptocats, Arcane, and Ride the Cyclone!

My DMs are open, no NSFW stuff though. I also won't accept commissions (goes both ways).

DNI list:

Homophobic/Anti-LGBTIA+

Racist

Ableist

Sexist/Misogynist

Ace-Exclusionist

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I have a Fanfiction blog for cringy fanfic: @winkcats-world

I also have an Askblog for my OCs: @thegirlfriendsofuraniumcity

I also have an Ao3, also Periwinklefox13!

I'm also secretary of the State of the Zolarian Cult

I ship:

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Warrior Cats:

Firestar x Sandstorm

Graystripe x Millie x Silverstream

Brightheart x Cloudtail

Leafstar x Billystorm

Cinderpelt x Fury

Stray:

Doc x Momo x Clem x Zbaltazar

Elliot x Nestor

Zbaltazar x Baladin

IT Crowd:

Moss x Roy

Whoniverse (Doctor Who) (Torchwood):

Janto (Jack x Ianto from Torchwood)

Towen (Toshiko x Owen from Torchwood)

Thasmin (Thirteen x Yaz from Doctor Who)

/P The ponds (Rory x Amy from Doctor Who)

Tenrose (Tenth Doctor x Rose Tyler)

Ninerose (Ninth Doctor x Rose Tyler)

Yowzah/twiver (Eleventh x River/Twelve x River)

Space wives (River x Thirteen)

Twissy ( Twelve x Missy)

Thrissy/missteen (Thirteen x Missy)

Tenjack/ninejack (Ten x Jack/Nine x Jack)

Doctorjackrose (Doctor x Jack x Rose)

Thoschei (Doctor x Master)

The lesbians of Doctor who (Bill x Heather and Vastra x Jenny)

Dndoctor/timerogue (fifteenth Doctor x Rogue)

Roguekiss (Rogue x Jack)

Roguecoffee (I CAME UP WITH THIS ONE) (Rogue x Jack)

Roguecoffeekiss (I CAME UP WITH THIS ONE) (Rogue x Ianto x Jack)

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Helluverse:

Chaggie (Charlie x Vaggie)

Huskerdust (Husk x Angel)

Cherrisnake (Cherri bomb x Pentinous)

EX Fallen wings ( ex girlfriend Lute x Vaggie)

Guitarspear (Adam x Lute)

/P Radiorose ( platonic Alastor x Rosie)

Stolitz (Stolas x Blitz)

Fizzmodeus (Fizzarolli x Asmodeus)

M&M (Millie x Moxie)

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Ride the Cyclone:

Nischa (Noel x Misha)

Perfectsugar (Ocean x Constance)

Flowerrap (Taila x Misha)

Spacedolls (Ricky x Jane Doe)

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My favorite songs:

P.U.N.K girl (Heavenly)

Rodeo town and Superpowerless (The Kills)

Trapdoor (twenty one pilots)

One of us, Gimme gimme gimme, Angel Eyes, Winner Takes it all (ABBA)

The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess (the whole album)

[starwrittenfates]

PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER!

ALIAS / NAME: Serenity

BIRTHDAY: May 27th

ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini (Chinese zodiac is the Rat)

HEIGHT: 5'4"

HOBBIES: Writing fanfiction (and obviously rping on here), Cosplaying, Reading, acting in indie films or fan films, photography, photoshop, going to conventions

FAVOURITE COLOUR: It varies depending on my mood (but I usually love blue, purple and green.)

FAVOURITE BOOKS: Harry Potter (in Snape voice: obviously), Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine , The Goddess of Nothing At All by Cat Rector, Deathless by Catherynne M. Valente, Sherwood by Meagan Spooner, Doctor Who: Divided Loyalties by Gary Russell just to name a few off the top of my head. I know there's plenty more. I'm like so behind on all my reading.... *cries*

LAST FILM / TV SHOW: Once Upon a Time (TV), The Secrets of Moonacre (Film) and Pixel Perfect (Film).

RECENT READS: I'm still currently on my readthrough of the Harry Potter books with Prisoner of Azkaban. It takes me awhile to get through reading books because of my cervical radiculopathy, but to make up for it I'm also reading a Snily fanfic called Sympathetic Magic and it's SOOOO GOOD!

INSPIRATION: Music, Sunlight, Friends, and also just giving all the obscure or underappreciated characters that authors didn't give love or development to the things they need. I love worldbuilding, character building and understanding what makes a character tic.

STORY BEHIND URL: I was looking for something that could fit a Multi-muse account. I've always had a fascination with astronomy and I love stories involving fate, destiny, soulmates, all that magical stuff, so this blog was made. I used to be known as @starwrittendestinies at one point, but of course I deleted it and then tried to remake it, but got locked out. I like starwrittenfates better anyway.

FUN FACT ABOUT ME: Misha Collins threw a cookie at me during Comic Con. It was awesome (and a really good cookie.)

TAGGED BY: @victoriousfidelity (thank you so muchhhh!!!)

TAGGING: @pctentialbreakupsong, @luposcainus, @torxnn, @dcmoniism & @enchantedxhearts (and anyone else who would love to do the thingggg)

[yellowcry]

Але обі молодії

Misha had done many exciting thing. Whenever it was stealing a large amount of alcohol. That much that he reasonably couldn't drink it, he just stole it to be in control that his adoptive family couldn't give him. Or fight behind the school with some kids just for the sake of letting adrenaline out. But it was never this knuckles-whitening, what made his knees tremble.

Oh, this was all real. Misha had done many exciting thing. Whenever it was stealing a large amount of alcohol. That much that he reasonably couldn't drink it, he just stole it to be in control that his adoptive family couldn't give him. Or fight behind the school with some kids just for the sake of letting adrenaline out. But it was never this knuckles-whitening, what made his knees tremble. It was hot, Misha pulled the brim of his vyshyvanka, red embrodery gentle under his fingers.

He feels like a cat who got a whole jar of smetana, so much passion it physically hurts. He bows to Tala's babusia, had to he respectful of his elders. It was something he never did in Canada because of how awful were all the adults in here. He still hoped that his adoptive house will break with his adoptive caregivers (he refuses to call them batky) inside. But he can hear a suble shock from the choir. And even from here, Misha can feel korovai heat. The dinky ormanent running on the bread. The fine shyshky and braids decorated it. Oh they didn't stall on the proper welcome. A small reservoir filled with salt was inserted right on the top of it, fixated by decorarions. Misha wished he could make one too. At least it would get for a tradition of the families exchanging.

But at the moment, he stood one step in front of rushnyk. Natalia next to him. Her dress was all colorful. Bright like a pied bird, and if Misha had let his imagination out, he could beautiful imagine wings of an angel. Real, next to him like a dream that came to life

"Okay, you go first!" She let out a short laugh and Misha felt something melting inside his soul.

"No, no, ladies first." He patted Natalia's back. Of course, the traditions were not that important in terms of modern day. But they both wanted a fucking Ukranian vesillia. And after spending years in Canada with nobody caring about his culture, Misha had longed to feel home. And it would be so rude of him to put himself above his love. So they laugh like two kids and pull eachother forward.

The ceremony was so unnerving, even more than paying the ransom. You wouldn't want to leave with a pumpkin. He had practised showering Tala in compliments enough during their online relationship era. Even if most of this was too unpropriate to be told in front of the family. It was a good practice and Misha knew how to properly shower his woman in words she deserved. al. He was here, with the love of his life. On the towel. (Ocean conplained somewhere from the crowd that they would make it dirty. Well, what did she know about traditions?) Table is breaking from the food. Yes, they did take it seriously. 

Misha knew his side felt very underwhelming compared to Natalia. There were some frieds from Ukraine, he got them all the way back before Canada. And who used to be in that stupid choir back in the days. There was something satisfying in watching them trying to understand a word and failing miserably. Misha knew he should've been expecting that to come. But it just made everything so damn funnier. 

"Natalia," He feels light from passion. It streams in his veins like a poison. It rakes him over, and he can barely stand. "My divine Tala, looking in your eyes, I don't see the boy I am, but the man I must become to posess you." He takes her hand, weaving their fingers together. "I wish to take all the pain from your soul, and in the passion factory in my heart transform it into functional joy." Her brown eyes are wide open, suprise, maybe even delightful shock. Misha had prepared his speech a long time ago, not once saying it out loud. "I want to take your hand by the Cheremosh river and with all Ukraine as withness," he spreaded his arms wide, looking around the place, for a moment he catches the older generation of Bolinski. Natalia's tato placed his palm on his wife's shoulder. Silently nodding to Misha, great words getting even more of his approval. "Take you as my wife!" He leans in closer, whispering. "Let rivers run wild, or let them be dawned, I lay my masculinity at the altar of you maidenhood."

Tala's eyes are glimmering bright, like two polished ambers. "Oh Misha," she crounched into his arms, shaking from chuckles. Small tears showed up from the corners of her eyes. "You were always so gangsta-tough on the outside. But also longing for someone close to you." He can feel his hands trembling. Yes, yes, she got it right. "I wish to he the one to hold you in your biggest achievements and failures. When you rise with the heaven's wings or fall down again and again. I will always be here." His heart is ready to commint a fucking marathone across the earth with just one step. It was so cool, Misha found himself sweating buckets. Blinking vecause he was on an edge of physical weeping.

Ring felt heavy. The gold shone on the sunlight, bright. For a brief second, Misha just stared at it, bound in his right hand. A symbol of their lives tied together like a rap chorus. Oh, it was unbelievable, Natalia Bolinska was his zhinka now. Something that felt like a distant dream that he couldn't reach was right in front of him. So what Misha did as a proper cholovik is grabbing his wife, taking her into a kiss. For a long long time that their faces are red. Because he need everyone to see them. For the whole Ukraine to know that Misha Bachinski had the most beautiful narechena in the whole country— No, in the whole world!

Rushnyk is tied nice and tight  on their hands, just like the burning passionate love. "Гірко!" Somebody yells, and soon the Ukranian part of guests repeats in one voice. Some bright, some almost crying. Constance,  Penny and Noel get the rythm and repeat along with everyone with a terrible accent that kills Misha's ears. Part of him wondered if it was how they gelt about his English in Canada. Ocean does slightly so better. Of course, a perfectionist like she is would prepare as much as she could. Ricky claps along with the others while molodi walk hand by hand to the table. Tied together in the fate's embroidery. 

This work is written because the 23th of August is Ukranian flag day AND the 24th of August is Ukraine Independence Day we know how to shift our celebrations. And you know what's the best way to celebrate it? Write a fanfic Some context nobody needs but anyway. Here's your stupidly long end notes Ransom that Misha had mentioned is one of Ukranian wedding traditions. The day of the wedding groom must come to the bribe's family with gifts, where the family stops him and asks to pay for the bribe. At the same time asking questions and making the future husband compliment and praising his love until the bribe is hanged over to him. In the older times this was the way to ask for a hand and propose, if the woman or her family refused, they hang the pumking over so the man wouldn't leave empty-handed. If the marriage was accepted, the woman gave a piece a bread on s rushnyk to her match. Rushnyk (Рушник — Ukranian traditional towel with embroidery) plays an important role too. It was placed in front of the couple,the person who steps first was traditionally considered the leader of the house and who's opinion is valued more. This tradition isn't really popular nowadays, the bribe and the groom are usually just walking hand by hand down the asileas the equial partners. Also stepping on the rushnyk symbolyses future life together. Tying arms on the newlyweds with a rushnik symbolyses how they unite their lives and souls in marriage Korovai is a traditional bread from Eastern Europe. It's most noticeable for its decorative side. It's commonly made for weddings, but in general it's a part of bread-salt welcome and can be given on other occasions too. For weddings, it's traditionally baked by the married women of the bribe family. In the Eastern Ukraine korovai traditionally baked in the bride's own house. In Volhynia and Podolia (geographical regions. They closer to the west, but not the most western parts) korovai is made at the relatives house. Korovai bread is concindered one of the main symbols (if not the main) of Ukranian wedding. Translations Vesillia (Весілля) — Wedding Vyshyvanka (Вишиванка) — Ukranian traditional embroidered shirt for both men and women Tato(Тато) — Dad Babusia(Бабуся) — Grandmother Molodi (Молоді ) — newlyweds Oh, and also the official tag made me doubt in the past fic. But now I can proudly say IT'S MISHA BACHINSKYI not Mischa Bachinski And on more casual note I will repeat that nobody in Ukraine will use Talia as a diminitive from Natalia. The word Талія literally means waist. So unless Misha has some very weird waist fetish (or wants to set up a prank with somebody calling Natalia as waist) There's no chance it would even be a thing.

[skelemoonz]

Can you draw the three main human in transformers cybertron? They're such a silly companions for the autobots :33

Also I'm going to introduce their friends too.

Morris-the part of the moon/the head maiden of the operation: 0

A Girl who's 12 yrs old, whom can also transform into a cat she's the one who's in the plan of operation: 0 made by nomi, the finsternis's daughter. (Trust me, morris doesn't trust that daughter of the monster but she had to in order to returned lovely's memories) She has a calm and gentle (fake) personality, she's in a relationship with kumu (the son figure of miho rei ayumi) and she also have a little sister, Sunny the part of the sun.

Morris has only genuinely feelings for kumu, because he understands her more then anyone. Morris slashes both of her eyes for kumu's safety, for everyone's safety infact..

Sunny-the part of the sun/the second-head maiden of the operation: 0/a man-eating demon

A girl who's 100 yrs old (mentally 12 yrs old) eat humans in the past (100 yrs ago) and have killed her sister, and has been executed by the village. She was once envy of her sister, and still now. She's intelligent and can be strict to keep the main three human (Koby, lori, bud), before the invasion from starscream and his monster decepticons that he has woken them up on earth. She was saved by lucy Suzuki and later on, she saw her as a mother figure. She silently vowed to protect her no matter what, she's responsible caretaker to nomi. Sunny has no romantic feelings for anyone whatsoever, she's aroace.

She also hate the sun more then anyone, even though she's part of the sun.

She wished that she could've been born as Suzuki's first child.

Ayoku ku-theFormal wraith's minion/the follower of the plan operation: 0

A Boy who's 100 yrs old and has a bottomless stomach, he has a greedy personality for food he see (which are now wraiths, he used to ate misha in the head in transformers enegron) and he has a little brother, named: kumu and they don't get along. Ayoku tries to protect him from dangers which made him the danger instead. (He's also the son figure of miho rei ayumi) of course, he know kumu miss miho and so does he. He has no romantic feelings for no one, he's aroace.

Kumu-The formal wraith's minion/the follower of the plan operation: 0

A boy who's 12 yrs old, he's the most respectful and shy person. He was used as a weapon for miho rei ayumi (transformers enegron to transformers enegron: the bell) and he's in a relationship with morris, sure they don't get to talk much but they still have feelings for eachother, he's the only person who can see Morris's big genuinely smile.

He missed miho, his mother figure, but he's no innocent and think that she'll come back.

Also here's a fun fact about lori, she met a person who's named dolly and is a maiden of finsternis. Dolly has killed humans and put on a big smile when she's happy, dolly will not be ashamed that she admit loving lori. Lori wanted to save her villain but failed, but she know that she couldn't save her anyway..

"are you at peace, dolly?" -Lori

Oooohh this is all very cool, and nice that there’s aro/ace characters! Don’t see a lot of representation there

And, I won’t be drawing the human cast for today, and probably not for a while sorry 🙏

I was tempted to draw my versions of the characters from my au but I don’t have those designs just yet and I’m working on other stuff so :°P But I want to draw them at some point, like Lori interacting with Scourge and/or Override because they call her little sister (they’re siblings yay!!)

I love the relationships of the human characters in the show, like Bud with the minicons is adorable, and Lori with her older siblings or Coby with…Landmine or Hotshot? See idk with him, with my version he has a mentor student relation with Red Alert

Anywho, maybe some day I’ll share the dumb au but not now lol

[lore-gore]

Breakdown of edits for upcoming roleplay, found here:

The changes to the 2016 version of Ride The Cyclone will be as follows:

Ricky will switch between his wheelchair and crutches throughout the play, depending on the choreography. (Or whatever mobility aid/combination of mobility aids Ricky's roleplayer wants to use.)

Ricky's catchphrase will still be last, but it will also be when he first speaks:

(RICKY realizes that this plane of existence has no boundaries. He attempts to communicate telepathically.)

RICKY; RECORDED

Story of my life brother.

KARNAK

Meet Ricky Potts

SFX: MEET RICKY

KARNAK

Town dreamer. Catchphrase:

(RICKY does a small physical gesture. He moves his mouth along with the words now.)

RICKY

Level up.

OCEAN

Oh my god Ricky, sweetie you can speak!

RICKY

That's nothing... watch this.

(RICKY summons his wheelchair.)

During What The World Needs, the tambourine line is used instead.

Ricky and Constance switch places in the pyramid.

Afterwards, Oceans 'I love you' to Ricky will go like this:

OCEAN

And Ricky! Honey. I love you. I got you into the choir even though you didn't talk! I mean, you got play the tambourine!

RICKY

No one gets to play the tambourine, they're always made to! No one's making out with tambourine guy.

OCEAN

Accessibility for all!

RICKY

And then I rode the roller coaster. Thanks.

Karnak calls Ukraine Ukraine, not THE Ukraine

Pre- Space Age Bachelor Man will go like this:

RICKY

Level up!

KARNAK

Ricky Potts, born June 5th. Gemini: the dual nature. Favorite ride: The Gravitron. Born with a rare degenerative disease, when Ricky mysteriously stopped speaking at an early age, the Potts family took a vow of silence. The only time they ever really interacted with one another is when they read comics, or fed the cats. They had 14 cats. From the time he started school Ricky was subjected to the most appalling cruelty humanity can muster: complete indifference. Far from growing bitter, Ricky developed an elaborate playground in his synapses, where he became his own best friend. Ladies and gentlemen I give you Ricky Potts! The most imaginative boy in town.

(Pause)

MISHA

Why don't you express your truth as 'The Boy Who Couldn't Talk Now Plays The Accordion Like The World's Most Celebrated Accordion Player.' Whatever the hell that dude's name is.

RICKY

Well... What if people can't handle what I have to say?

CONSTANCE

Just go ahead! It's fine.

RICKY

I dunno, it's... Kinda hard to talk about. So...

CONSTANCE

It's hard to talk about stuff. But um... After a while you might feel better.

OCEAN

Yeah you can talk-

(Everyone looks at OCEAN)

Okay...

RICKY

Okay, um... Well I guess you can say I'm pretty sexy on another planet!

Look, I am a radical prophet from the Zolarian Starcluster. Supreme leader of those beings that evolved from cats. There are seven suns on planet Zolar so, the gravitational pull it makes everything hotter, longer, wider, and wetter.

(CONSTANCE giggles)

CONSTANCE

I'd be lying if I said that was exactly what I was expecting! But okay?

OCEAN

Who even are you right now?!?

RICKY

I'm telling you, monkey lovedrop! Come on-

I'M JUST A SWINGIN'

CHOIR

AAAH!

RICKY

SPACE AGE!

CHOIR

AAH AH!

RICKY

BATCHELOR MAN!

He does not concede afterwards.

Instead of Misha being missing from The Ballad of Jane Doe, it's Ricky.

And then, the ending, in which Karnak dies before Jane is ressurected:

OCEAN

(to herself)

“The one who wants to win it the most shall redeem the loser—in order to complete the whole.”

(beat)

... you knew all along I could never do it

KARNAK

What?

OCEAN

Choose myself.

(She looks around the room. She exhales.)

(To everyone in the room)

It shouldn’t be me.

(She looks at CONSTANCE who looks at JANE, OCEAN nods)

I made no attempt to get to know any of you in life. Not even my best friend. In any real way. Which turns out is too bad for me, because each and every one of you is a fricken rockstar. We died young, in some random accident. But to say that if one dies young, they die needlessly - that is to discount the years we had. The experiences we had... Our hopes, our dreams... I would gladly take my seventeen years over nothing. Who do I vote for? ... The girl who can't remember any of it. Her... we had a life—she didn’t. That’s my vote. Motioned carried.

(JANE looks confused as she moves toward the proscenium.)

OCEAN

Democracy rocks.

KARNAK

As you wish.

(Suddenly a flurry of fortunes he has given over his life overlap. “You will get a promotion, be sure to ride the Cyclone”, “Your love will last. Be sure to ride the Cyclone”, “The truth is on your side, be sure to ride the Cyclone” etc.)

KARNAK (SFX)

Automation, digital hiccup

Your lucky number is seven, you will get a promotion, you will soar to great heights, be sure to ride the Cyclone.

(KARNAK is dead, but the children remain. They huddle around JANE to comfort her.)

OCEAN

IT’S NOT A GAME, MAYBE THAT’S THE NEWS

CAUSE NO ONE WILL WIN HERE

AND NO ONE CAN LOSE

THERE’S NO ONE TO MEASURE OUR FOOLISH PRIDE

AND NO ONE KEEPS SCORE OF HOW HARD WE TRIED

OCEAN, CONSTANCE

THIS RIDE IT HAS HEARTBREAK

THIS RIDE IT HAS PAIN

OCEAN, CONSTANCE, NOEL

ALL KINDS OF BLUE SKIES

NO SHORTAGE OF RAIN

KIDS (EXCEPT JANE)

YES THERE IS LAUGHTER AND THE TELLING OF LIES

AND MAYBE IN DARKNESS WE OPEN OUR EYES

AND YOU GIVE AND CHOOSE

WHILE YOU LOVE AND LOSE

AND YOU FEEL THE WORLD IS SPINNING

WITH NO ENDING OR BEGINNING

YOU JUST TAKE A LOOK AROUND

TAKE A LOOK AROUND

TAKE A LOOK AROUND

AND ‘ROUND AND ‘ROUND AND ‘ROUND

(The children break away.)

#20 SAILING THROUGH SPACE REPRISE

CONSTANCE

WE'RE JUST

KIDS (EXCEPT OCEAN)

SAILING THROUGH SPACE

MISHA

THERE'S NO

KIDS (EXCEPT OCEAN)

UP OR DOWN

NOEL

SO

KIDS (EXCEPT OCEAN)

BEAUTIFUL AND STRANGE

RICKY

BUT IT'S

KIDS (EXCEPT OCEAN)

MORE THAN SPINNING 'ROUND

(glock echoes)

YES, IT'S EVERYTHING YOU LOVED

AND EVERYTHING YOU DREAMED

AND EVERYTHING YOU SHARED

AND EVERYTHING THAT SEEMED SO...

OH SO TERRIFYING...

#21 IT'S JUST A RIDE

OCEAN

BUT IT'S NOT A GAME, IT'S NOT A GAME

KIDS (EXCEPT OCEAN, JANE)

WHOA NO NO

IT'S NOT A GAME, IT'S NOT A GAME

KIDS

IT'S JUST A RI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IDE! WOO!

IT'S JUST A RI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IDE!

CONSTANCE, MISHA, NOEL

YOU MIGHT LIVE FOR A DAY OR ETERNITY

OCEAN, RICKY (OVERLAPPING)

AAAAAAAAAH!

CONSTANCE, MISHA, NOEL

THERE'S NO TIME FOR A JUDGE OR A REFEREE!

OCEAN, RICKY

NO ONE WILL MEASURE...!

CONSTANCE, MISHA, NOEL

AAAAAAAAAH!

OCEAN, RICKY

HOW HARD WE TRIEEED!

KIDS

WE’RE ALL JUST SAILING THROUGH SPACE

THERE’S NO UP, THERE’S NO DOWN

IT’S ALL SO BEAUTIFUL AND STRANGE

BUT SO MUCH MORE THAN SPINNING ROUND

YES IT’S EVERYTHING YOU LOVED

AND IT’S EVERYTHING YOU DREAMED

AND IT’S EVERYTHING YOU SHARED

AND IT’S EVERYTHING THAT SEEMED SO

OH SO TERRIFYING

TURN IT ROUND!

IT'S JUST A RI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IDE! WOO!

IT'S JUST A RI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IDE!

AND THE WORLD WILL KEEP ON SPINNING

WITH NO ENDING OR BEGINNING...

SO JUST TAKE A LOOK AROUND

TAKE A LOOK AROUND...

TAKE A LOOK AROUND...

KIDS (EXCEPT JANE)

AND ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND...

JANE

I KNOW THIS DREAM OF LIFE IS NEVER ENDING

IT GOES AROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND AGAIN

(The kids stand in rollercoaster formation, except for JANE who stands at the side. We see the curtain open up with the eternity light with only the sound of howling wind for a brief moment ... The curtain suddenly starts to close with the sound of the roller coaster track, the instant it closes, snap blackout.)

THE END

[paperw0rmz]

How to use Pinterest, a tutorial by a kid who wasn’t allowed social media but was allowed Pinterest

What is Pinterest?

Pinterest is a social media platform where likes, followings, comments, don’t fucking matter which means it’s the best social media platform period.

How do I use Pinterest?

First make an account you fucking tard. Do it. It’s fuckinf 2023. Why don’t you have a Pinterest? Make one. Now. Do it.

Anyways

Once you make and set up your profile you will probably be forced by Pinterest to click on interests n shit that you like, you CAN do that if you want, but you can skip it too.

So after Pinterest takes your personal info you can now do the best thing which is starting F.R.E.S.H

First pins

Go look around now! Like cats? Look up cats! Want a recipe? Look up some food! I don’t fucking care! Search around and then click the little pin button which then saves it to your profile so you can check on it later you probably won’t ever look at it again

Reorganize

FUCK! You saved too much random shit and dell down the rabbit hole of pins. You have cats, grandma cookies, and old screen shots from tumblr with an ifunny logo in the corner along with outfits and hair ideas all cluster fucked on your profile! What do you do?

You make boards or even better sections.

A board is where you have basically like a cork board and you can pin certain shit to. So say you want a board for everything to do with Misha Collins, you create a board and then transfer all your saved pins that have to do with Misha to that board and BOOM! It’s organized now : D

Sections are even better!

To make sections you must first have a board, so say you want to then REALLY organize your Misha Collins board. You then press create sections and then label your sections! So say you want crying misha happy misha or mishapocolypse, all of those sections will now be saved in the Misha Board even MORE organized than before!

Expert Mode

Psssh Pinterest is easy anyone can do- wait, five quick and easy ways to turn an old T-Shirt new again? Wait, no hold the fuck on I need to try this. Wait so I just cut it here and then- wait so I tie it here? But how do they- am I missing a step??? That doesn’t make any fuckin- why doesn’t this look like the picture? I don’t get it!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Has that ever happened to you!? You see an idea on Pinterest and you then try it out and it doesn’t go as planned? No? It came out perfectly? Well you should go kill yourself actually. But before then there’s a really cool feature on Pinterest (that nobody uses anymore really) called Try it! Its a way to show that you attempted to make whatever the original pin made and is a great way to see if it’s actually humanly possible or if the instructions suck ass, also it’s funny to look at peoples failed attempts!

Shit my Pinterest is just misha Collins

Did your Aunt Barbra ask to follow you on Pinterest? Do you have nothing to show other than some Slavic mediocre looking man that you treat like a preteen girl? Post your own shit! Make a board and then sections in it for all photos you take!!! Literally!!! Please!!! It’s so cute to have a digital scrap book!!! I might kill myself if more people don’t show the mundane and boring parts of their lives!!! This is a cry for help!!!! If you want your pins to get noticed make sure you add generic shit like “twilight core Alex g” or “trans Fem robot bdsm” stuff that people just look up you know. Same with the discription, the first 50 words

are what pops up for other Pinterest users, so make sure to use those characters wisely!

Hurray

You now know how to use Pinterest! Congratulations! And of course don’t forget the other feature like:

Commenting on pins, hearting pins, staring pins, the inability to truly look up names so you are forced to send a link to your account instead for people to follow you, the useless QR code, linking in pins, store links in pins, and more!

In all, Pinterest is a very good website and app that allows you to just hoard images and then probably never look at again even though you tell yourself you will. It’s great for creatives, autistic people, and some other people I guess.

TLDR: go ape shit fam

[bi-bats]

Tag game!!! I was tagged like ages ago by @ladytauria and @hardlycats

name: Misha! I also accept the shortened nickname of Mish 💖

pronouns: they/them

where do you call home: my house lmao, but really it's pretty much anywhere in the northeastern US. I miss living in Brooklyn most days, though

favorite animal: current hyperfixation on bats. No particular reason of course.

cereal of choice: Reese's puffs there's just something about them and also I love peanut butter 💖

visual, auditory, or kinesthetic learner: Kinesthetic, then visual, then auditory, in order of how well I will remember the instructions later. I'll remember it best if I do it myself, and worst if I only hear what I'm supposed to do.

first pet: Zeus! my giant cat who has been featured in a few posts. He's ten 😊

favorite scent: anything that smells warm or spicy.

do you believe in astrology: Sort of! Not to the point where it will dictate any decisions I make, but I know my full chart (I'm a capricorn sun, virgo moon, and capricorn rising. If you know astrology and also me, this makes sense).

how many playlists on spotify/apple music: Wow fuck you both for making me answer this question (/lh) 😂 I have 154, but 89 of them are ones that I'm the creator for. There are quite a few more that are shared playlists that I add stuff to, but I'm not technically the one that made it

sharpies or highlighters: sharpies definitely

songs that make you cry: HYACINTHUS by Aidoneus, Last Words of a Shooting Star by Mitski

songs that make you happy: Distant Past by Everything Everything, Wrecking Ball by Mother Mother, Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim and Bootsy Collins

do you write/draw/create: I actually write and draw (but my art is not ever as good as I want it to be, and usually my writing is, so I tend to lean into that)

Thanks for the tags!! no pressure tagging @this-was-a-terrible-idea, @eidoloony, @siobhanhawthorne, and @green4allseasons