#and my blonde friends never backstabbed me as a kid… nope not sure what your talking about….

[bleue-flora]

Wait I actually love how Sam and Quackity are Dream's safe people in the playdate au :[ 'cuz when he's feeling bad Sam will keep people away and Quackity knows how to keep company while being quiet so he doesn't get worse :[[[

Idk why but I keep imagining the kids somehow showing up on the real dsmp and the shock on everyone when all the kids immediately want Dream (because Dream is safe and he doesn't let people be unfair. Even when he's a stick in the mud he's safe)

(Sorry really really spinning them in my head. Baby Quackity hiding on C!Dream's cape and on his head C!Dream is just chanting "Don't flinch form the baby don't flinch from the baby don't flinch from the baby dont-")

Rude how can you forget Punz, Dream’s bff lol XD. But I mean safe people may be a bit of a stretch. Sam is also autistic (wait did I mention Dream is autistic? Oops yea that’s why he is often seen as weird by the other kids and manages to kinda get isolated even amongst people as a result) so he also understands and respects the need for peace and quiet from people. He can often just go home when he gets too overstimulated but Dream doesn’t really get that option (since Vik and Lazar take naps in his room), hence why he hides in the slide, so Sam often keeps him company and keeps people away when he’s having a meltdown. Sam is also a peacekeeper as well as the one helping everyone with their creations and stuff whether they need help tying their shoes, help blowing up a floaty, sewing one of Michael’s eyes back on after Sapnap was a little too rough with him, or fetch the water for Foolish’s sand castle.

Quackity on the other hand is very competitive and devious. Like the boy who’s always playfully fighting with other boys and making everything a competition. He’s also the - I learned this new cuss word our parents don’t want us to use and I saw these older kids playing this game of two truths and lie where if you get it wrong you get slapped (or something I don’t know… hopefully you know that kid I’m talking about). He’s also the one to throw out insults and start fights easily. He often ends up having to come apologize to Dream later and check if he’s okay and tries to cheer him up with some new game he learned.

Now that’s an insane idea, though the dsmp is far too explicit for them lol. (No babies btw just kids some pretty young like Lazar, Vik, Schlatt, George and Jack, with Slimecicle as the youngest but he still walks and talks and plays with his older brother, Quackity, before his oldest brother, Purpled, puts him down for a nap.) They all just huddle behind c!Dream, scared of the other members. And Dream is just trying to remind himself that the kids behind him are not trying to stab him in the back. They just want to go home to the real world or get food or whatever and their Dream was always the one to go to. C!Dream is definitely not bitter by this btw nope, definitely not, not sure what you’re talking about, he is absolutely 100% not jealous of everyone being kid Dream’s friend…

Imagine they come to the dsmp when c!Dream is still in prison and they break him out (get c!Techno to break him out like he does in canon) because - Dream is the safe one who usually has all the answers surely he knows how to get us back to our world… When c!Techno shows back up to the audience of anxious kids waiting inside his house with c!Dream hidden in the cape in his arms, c!Philza rushes all the younger ones over to his house so they don’t see the bloodied and injured shape he is in. They tell them c!Dream just needs a bath and rest instead of that he was tortured and needs medical attention. C!Techno and c!Philza being the bad parents they are (they did not sign up for this!) don’t push back against the oldest kids being stubborn and demanding what’s going on. They ended up proving to be helpful hands at least… When c!Dream is healed and wakes up, the kids pounce on him asking numerous questions in excitement and apprehension. On one hand he hasn’t had positive human touch in ages and welcomes it, on the other there are too many hands everywhere and he can’t watch them all. They think the scars are really cool, poking at the sensitive tissue and asking where they’re from, he’s forced to make up wild stories of adventure, pretending their trophies of long ago and not torture from a month ago. He tries not to flinch everytime someone refers to one of the kids as Quackity…

[cavaliant]

Get to know Fergus

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(Verse: Conote’s heir -- post-game, a few years down the line. Age: somewhere around 25-30.)

Name? “Fergus. Prince Fergus of Conote, if you wanna be formal about it, but there’s really no need for that.”

Are you single? “For now. Some ol’ sticks-in-the mud have been making noise about me producing an heir, though...”

Are you happy? “I can’t say it’s the life I’d imagined for myself, but I wouldn’t say I hate it.”

Are you angry? “Well, there’s still some things that tick me off, just like anyone else. I’ve gotten better at controlling it now than I was before, though, just ask Karin.”

Are your parents still married? “Nah, they never were. It’s part of the reason me being in this position was so scandalous, y’know? I’m a bastard, through and through. The people here say I’m my mother’s son, but...I don’t want anyone forgetting who my father was as well.”

NINE FACTS –

Birth Place? “Conote. Right in the castle, even. Not that I got to take it in much before my little baby self was whisked away.”

Hair Color? “Blond. Sunshine, spun gold--you want me to go on?”

Eye Color? “Hazel. Not much like the nuts, though...damn, now I’m kinda hungry...”

Birthday? “December the ninth, I guess you’d say here.”

Mood? “I know there’s always a lot going on, but some people just need to learn to take it easy, ya know?”

Gender? “I do wonder sometimes...if things now and back then would’ve been different if I’d been a Princess instead of a Prince. From what Miranda--Princess Miranda--tells me, though, bein’ a Princess has its own sets of problems...”

Summer or winter? “Summer…don’t gotta worry so much about food shortages then. And I do still like napping in the sun--when I can get away long enough to do it, that is. Hahaha!”

Morning or afternoon? “Ugh, mornings...just thinking about them makes me wanna hide under my blankets again. Another new day, another new set o’ headaches to worry about...”

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE ? –

Are you in love? “Nah. Might be better that way, really--they’re probably arranging me at least ten different potential marriages as we speak.”

Do you believe in love at first sight? “Nah. That’s a load of horse shit. Or, uh. Horse...dung? ...Poppycock? Trying to talk without swearing my ass off is harder than I--damn it. Ignore everything I just said.”

Who ended your last relationship? “No one, I’m still ‘Conote’s most eligible bachelor’. I kid, I kid...though, uh. It is kinda awkward to get a love confession in the middle of the street. Is this why my advisers were telling me off for strolling around town so often?”

Have you ever broken someone’s heart? “Uh. Probably. Given the whole...love confessions in the middle of the streets...what, I let them down nice and all! Don’t look at me like that! I’m not the same incorrigible flirt I was a couple years ago--what do you mean, ‘that’s impossible’?”

Are you afraid of commitments? “I committed to this whole song and dance, didn’t I? And by that I mean this whole...prince thing. Not gonna lie, I sure didn’t want to to begin with, but...”

Have you hugged someone within the last week? “I finally managed to get some time off to go see my own brother--though since he’s a king and all now, of course there was tons of pomp and ceremony when I went to visit...I gave him one of those polite, no-soul hugs for a public greeting, and then gave him a proper hug later. He’s still just as lanky as ever...”

Have you ever had a secret admirer? “Streets. Confessions. I don’t really know that they’re secret after those, but maybe there’s more just waitin’ in the wings. You’re not gonna suddenly profess your undying love for me, are you?”

Have you ever broken your own heart? “I could say I did it when I took this post, but I guess I shouldn’t really joke about that. I don’t hate it, honest! There’s good and there’s bad things about it, and you just gotta make the most of what life hands you. It’s just...a lot of work. A whole lot of work...”

SIX CHOICES –

Love or lust? “I still find lust easier to deal with, but I’m not really supposed to be sleepin’ around now that the royal cat’s outta the bag. Not that either of my folks were really such shinin’ examples of restraint, huh?”

Lemonade or iced tea? “You got some on you? I could use a drink...”

Cats or Dogs? “I get chewed out for my ’catnaps’ a lot, but I’m gonna say dogs. There’s a reason a whole bunch of them are runnin’ around the castle!”

A few best friends or many regular friends? “Huh, I dunno really.”

A wild night out or romantic night in? “I haven’t had a real wild night out in a while now. Wanna help me change that? Drinks on me!”

Day or night? “Night. It’s when I finally get to sleep!”

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS –

Been caught sneaking out? “Loads of times. I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve been dragged back to work...I was just getting a bit of fresh air and stretching my legs, honest!”

Fallen down/up the stairs? “I’m way too dignified to do something like--like...pffhahahaha! Ah, I can’t keep up that snooty act for very long. Yes, I’ve probably done both.”

Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? “A good night’s sleep, for one. A completely free schedule for a day, for another.”

Wanted to disappear? “It’d be a pretty big waste of all my uncharacteristic hard work if I just ditched now, wouldn’t it?”

FOUR PREFERENCES –

Smile or eyes? “Smile.”

Shorter or Taller? “A prince does not care about something as banal and plebeian as--ahhh, nope. Still can’t do it. I tried!”

Intelligence or Attraction? “Mm. Once upon a time I’d have answered the second in a heartbeat, but I gotta think with more than just my dick now. I mean, uh. My...royal sceptre? Ok, no, that’s just terrible, even for me...”

Hook-up or Relationship? “I kinda wish people would get their noses outta my business with them both, but we can’t have everything...”

FAMILY –

Do you and your family get along? “I only got the one living relative--we get along pretty well. The rest of them kinda had their deaths orchestrated by a tyrannical Empire, and--and, I better stop there if I wanna keep tryin’ to refrain from swearin’ my ass--damn, not again! Man, I really suck at this, don’t I? Not that it’s really news...”

Would you say you have a “messed up life”? “Welcome to Jugdral! I’d say enjoy your stay here, but I feel like that’s a contradiction somehow. We’re workin’ on it, believe me.”

Have you ever ran away from home? “…Yeah. I don’t regret it, but. I wouldn’t recommend it much unless you really know what you’re getting into...”

Have you ever gotten kicked out? “I kinda left before they could formally do it, so...”

FRIENDS –

Do you secretly hate one of your friends? “Nope. All that court backstabbing and shit ain’t for me. I mean--ah, forget it. I give up on the whole swearing thing...”

Do you consider all of your friends to be good friends? “Nah. Don’t mean we can’t get along fine though.”

Who is your best friend? “Hm, I wonder...”

Who knows everything about you? “Diarmuid would be the closest. Though, there are some things that baby bros just don’t need to know...ol’ Leif--King Leif--and Karin know a fair bit now too, though I wouldn’t say everything.”