been here for a while but really only stuck around for the goofs. i'm old (30+)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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COCKATRÍCIA Y BORZOI drawn by Tradd Moore (2019) colored by Heather Moore (2025)
11"x17" Ink on Bristol, Photoshop colors
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To celebrate rawdog winning word of the year per the American Dialect Society, I'd like to tell the story of how I learned that the meaning of rawdog changed in the past couple years.
If anyone doesn't know, the original and long-held meaning of rawdogging was fucking without a condom. The new meaning has extended to doing any kind of action unshielded, plain, or without preparation.
So, about a year ago, I'm eating lunch with coworkers. It's an office job and we're generally pretty professional. People swear a lot, but there's never any innuendos or sex talk.
A coworker is describing a recent trip she took to a vendor to get a demo of equipment we were considering purchasing. Someone else asks "Did you meet Bob LastName while you were there? He's kind of an interesting guy."
"Yeah I did, and he is a little strange. I walked into the breakroom one morning and he was rawdogging two blueberry bagels"
Cue my high-pitched shriek of "He was DOING WHAT."
Followed by my coworkers explaining the meaning and my faint, flustered reply of "ah...well... I'm used to that meaning.... something else." Some people knew what I was talking about, but unfortunately others did not, and I had to face the ordeal of explaining as delicately as possible to a group of coworkers aged 22 to 60
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Razorclaw Crab from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
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urban cyber grunge is when you are a piece of shit who goes out side at night during winter and takes a pic of a street lamp and whispers “fuck yes.. im posting this to my fuckedup side blog with no followerz” then you browse the internet and laugh about bitcoins. you love being a pice of shit. you love urban cyber grunge
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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want
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you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
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Southern Indigo-banded Kingfisher (Ceyx cyanopectus nigrirostris), family Alcedinidae, order Coraciiformes, Philippines
photograph by Kristian Lozana
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This is badass: Medieval Nubian Fashion Brought to Life. Click through to the link because there’s more replica clothing and it is all stunning!
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The Frog Princess (Царевна-лягушка)
Soyuzmultfilm, 1954
[eng sub] [HD on vk]
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