#and my besties!leo&piper agenda too

[thaliasthunder]

leo latino? so what im hearing is that he always kisses piper's cheek when he greets her and tells her goodbye

[katiefromcabin7]

Ok the brain goblin is going crazy. I might actually write this but for now little ideas I have:

Percy would obviously be the captain.

(Fun fact most pirates were Democrats. Captains, Quartermasters and First and second mates were elected positions with candidates being the best person in the skills needed at sea, modern media has the pirate captain rule over his ship using fear but that was often not the case)

Percy is obviously the best at sea and I can see everyone voting for him more those reasons and even for things like his leadership and charisma. The Captain is also normally the person with the most experience.

I love the idea of him almost growing up at sea with Sally (in my pirate world the pirates aren’t sexist ok guys) and then maybe Sally is forced to give up pirating (probs because of stupid Gabe, dont worry if i chose to include him he will die a wonderful death) and Percy somehow gets back into it.

I got this idea in my head of Hazel being the sweet innocent girl she is but also an absolute menace. Her job is to keep track of inventory and rations, but she is also the ultimate pillager, her ability to steal precious metals is almost magical lol. She would also handle the magic artifacts.

Hazel is kinda getting child of Hermes traits in this lol becuase i want them to get back to the ship after having to flee port quickly without grabbing rations or whatever and everyone is like mother fucker, we didnt get anything and hazel’s like ��� and they are all like dude and she just dumps out a ridiculous amount of jewels and jewelry, while keeping that “what, i didn’t do anything” kinda look on her face.

Leo is obviously the Carpenter as well as just the overall repair man. He’s also the cook. (Vegan tacos for the win lol)

Piper is the main lookout and works lots with the sails and rigging. She is also very convincing (idk if she has full charmspeak in this since everyone’s powers will be kinda different but she has learned how to manipulate high society people during her time there) She also flirts with all the women when they dock lol.

I picture Leo and Piper growing up childhood besties on land. Piper being from a noble family and Leo’s mom working as a maid or something for Pipers family (because high society still hates women, because high society is run by evil men) but she obviously teaches Leo everything he knows. Leo’s mom dies and Piper over hears her tutors trying to convince her dad to marry her off to someone, so they decide to run away. They somehow meet Percy and join the crew. Also they are both gay because Piper is literally gay in the canon and I have a Valgrace agenda to attend too.

I like the idea of Frank being the Quartermaster (which fun fact Quartermasters are the real right hands to the captains and the first mates are actually below the quartermaster) Frank is a good leader especially once he gains confidence and he is very loyal and I feel like everyone would highly respect him (minus Leo but that’s just Leo being Leo lol) and so I feel like the crew would vote him for the position. I like the idea of Franks mom being a friend of Sally’s and her taking him in when she dies.

Will is the crews surgeon (i know it was semi uncommon for ships in have a surgeon but I don’t care its my pirate world and i do what i want!)

Nico isn’t a permanent member of the crew (until a certain blonde medic convinces him to stay) and he has beef with Percy (cough his pancake sister cough) but also secretly likes being on the ship with everyone.

Now you may be wondering “dude why haven’t you talked about Annabeth or Jason yet?” Well that’s because I’ve decided that they grew up noble (and stayed that way) until the crew of the Argo II kidnaps them lol.

Jason is the son of a very high society noble family. He always had an intrest in the seas but from afar. He is all about impressing his father. He rarely thinks for himself as his main goal is living up to his shity dad’s unattainable expectations of him. Jason is a skilled marksman but on land it is mostly for sport.

Annabeth is apart of higher society but mainly because her father is the head of the royal guard that serves Jason’s family. As part of an agreement Annabeth is allowed to sit in at Jason’s schooling (private tutoring) as long as she keeps to herself. As she gets older they deem it unladylike like so Jason shares what he learns with her in his limited spare time. (She often ends up helping Jason understand it lol) They become close friends from childhood.

Annabeth wants nothing more then to prove herself for what she’s actually worth, not just as a future wife and mother (the things a women is expected to be). She’s the smartest person in every room and she knows it. She hears about a mythical treasure (because women where supposed to be silent she got good at hearing all the insane stuff Jason’s father is dealing in) and she starts to study everything about it and more specifically navigation using astronomy while at sea. Annabeth gets Jason to ask his tutors any questions that she has. So word kinda gets out that this nobleman’s son is asking all the right questions, Percy finds this out and they go and kidnap Jason. Annabeth stows away on the ship, she’s convinced that if she can rescue Jason that people will take her seriously and she will accepted for who she is.

Of course Percy starts demanding that Jason leads them to the artifact and Jason is just kinda clueless and in a moment true to her hubris Annabeth reveals herself from her hiding spot to yell at them about assuming that work was done by a man and stuff like that. Annabeth realizing her mistake in jumping out of her hiding spot and revealing that she knows the info pretty fast lol. So anyways Percy demands that Annabeth guide them, using Jason as leverage. If she misleads them they will kill Jason. Annabeth who doesn’t want her friend to die and has an agenda agrees (after some push back and escape attempts lol)

But soon Annabeth realizes the other females of the crew and how they are just as respected and she starts to love being a pirate (at the end choosing to stay a pirate) and obviously PERCABETH!!!

Jason on the other hand is more of a prisoner and is stuck in the barrocks for the first bit and who has a work desk right by the barrocks? LEO VALDEZ so obviously they grow closer and Jason who has always just gone with what his father said never really considered he could be gay until he’s like oh shit im crushing on Leo. Theres obviously some identity crisis and stuff but once the crew trusts Jason (and Annabeth) more they are given more freedom. Jason during an ambush save the crew with his great marksmanship and it’s definitely a turning point for his character as he deals with all that. He also acts as the moral compass for the crew, and Leo (who has a bad habit of blowing things up)

Anyways would people actually read this if i wrote it?

EDIT: Chapter 1 is up!!

Ao3

I can’t take on another project right now but the brain goblin is demanding i write a pjo Pirate au 😭😭

[thaliasthunder]

i was thinking about that taboo around menstruation and how fucking sick i am of it here u have headcanons of the chb boys actively trying to make it easier for the girls when they're on their period bc lmfao who the fuck is gonna stop me

the apollo cabin always gives free pads and tampons to whoever needs them. no matter the day. no matter the hour

percy recalls sally once told him exercise and movement helps w cramps, so whenever annabeth's on her period and they go to swim in the ocean, he makes calm waves just trying to soothe the pain

when piper's on her period leo makes a cup of infusion tea for her he learnt from his momma

thalia rarely visits camp but jason still keeps a kit of pads and tampons for her in their cabin's bathroom, just in case

will asked lou ellen from the hecate cabin to teach him some herbal infusions for his patients' and sisters' period cramps

he came back w plenty recipes of infusions after spending evenings w her

hazel, being freshly out from the 40's, was horrified when she first got hers

she woke up in a stain of blood on her pajamas and sheets in the middle of the night

nico got woken up by the muffled sound of his sis crying while aggressively cleaning her sheets

"...hazel?" "gods, nico! u scared me!" "why are u crying?"

when he tried to get close she rapidly covered the spot on the sheet w a pillow, and what was going on dawned on him

nico knocked on to the apollo cabin's door at 2am

a sleepy will opens up

"she got hers?" "yeah" "let me get u some"

nico comes back to cabin 13 w a little kit of pads w cute lilac flower design in his hands

he calmly got closer to her, hugged her and kissed her forehead

"i'm so sorry" "you've got nothing to be sorry about"

the next morning annabeth and piper calmly explained everything to her. warm hugs and cheek kisses included

no more disgust, no more discomfort, no more shame

the first time nico finally saw a pack of pads unapologetically just existing on hazel's night stand, he smiled

and left a little chocolate bar on her pillow

percy still bickers w clarisse. a lot

still that never stopped him from lending her a sweater to cover the back of her stained jeans when she needed it

leo knows piper has a irregular cycle so he always carries a bunch of tampons for piper in his bag whenever they go on long quests

"fuck i need a tampon" "got'cha"

grover learned to sew and started to make reusable pads

he made a pair for annabeth w little dagger designs on them

and then left a bunch in the apollo cabin, so there's a lovely bunch of handmade washable pads in the period kit for anyone to claim

bonus

percy often went to the store to get sally pads when he was younger

and also used to sterilize menstrual cups in the kitchen

so when estelle reached puberty boy already knew what to do

[thaliasthunder]

oh my god- LEOOOO, PIPER IS FLIRTING WITH YOUR SISTEERRR

[doodlebugdpj]

One more to add

The Hermes Cabin always makes sure to restock the camp's supply when they sneak out to get stuff (i.e. steal, but we don't talk about that 😉)

i was thinking about that taboo around menstruation and how fucking sick i am of it here u have headcanons of the chb boys actively trying to make it easier for the girls when they're on their period bc lmfao who the fuck is gonna stop me

the apollo cabin always gives free pads and tampons to whoever needs them. no matter the day. no matter the hour

percy recalls sally once told him exercise and movement helps w cramps, so whenever annabeth's on her period and they go to swim in the ocean, he makes calm waves just trying to soothe the pain

when piper's on her period leo makes a cup of infusion tea for her he learnt from his momma

thalia rarely visits camp but jason still keeps a kit of pads and tampons for her in their cabin's bathroom, just in case

will asked lou ellen from the hecate cabin to teach him some herbal infusions for his patients' and sisters' period cramps

he came back w plenty recipes of infusions after spending evenings w her

hazel, being freshly out from the 40's, was horrified when she first got hers

she woke up in a stain of blood on her pajamas and sheets in the middle of the night

nico got woken up by the muffled sound of his sis crying while aggressively cleaning her sheets

"...hazel?" "gods, nico! u scared me!" "why are u crying?"

when he tried to get close she rapidly covered the spot on the sheet w a pillow, and what was going on dawned on him

nico knocked on to the apollo cabin's door at 2am

a sleepy will opens up

"she got hers?" "yeah" "let me get u some"

nico comes back to cabin 13 w a little kit of pads w cute lilac flower design in his hands

he calmly got closer to her, hugged her and kissed her forehead

"i'm so sorry" "you've got nothing to be sorry about"

the next morning annabeth and piper calmly explained everything to her. warm hugs and cheek kisses included

no more disgust, no more discomfort, no more shame

the first time nico finally saw a pack of pads unapologetically just existing on hazel's night stand, he smiled

and left a little chocolate bar on her pillow

percy still bickers w clarisse. a lot

still that never stopped him from lending her a sweater to cover the back of her stained jeans when she needed it

leo knows piper has a irregular cycle so he always carries a bunch of tampons for piper in his bag whenever they go on long quests

"fuck i need a tampon" "got'cha"

grover learned to sew and started to make reusable pads

he made a pair for annabeth w little dagger designs on them

and then left a bunch in the apollo cabin, so there's a lovely bunch of handmade washable pads in the period kit for anyone to claim

bonus

percy often went to the store to get sally pads when he was younger

and also used to sterilize menstrual cups in the kitchen

so when estelle reached puberty boy already knew what to do

[nico-nostalgia]

🥹🥹🥹

i was thinking about that taboo around menstruation and how fucking sick i am of it here u have headcanons of the chb boys actively trying to make it easier for the girls when they're on their period bc lmfao who the fuck is gonna stop me

the apollo cabin always gives free pads and tampons to whoever needs them. no matter the day. no matter the hour

percy recalls sally once told him exercise and movement helps w cramps, so whenever annabeth's on her period and they go to swim in the ocean, he makes calm waves just trying to soothe the pain

when piper's on her period leo makes a cup of infusion tea for her he learnt from his momma

thalia rarely visits camp but jason still keeps a kit of pads and tampons for her in their cabin's bathroom, just in case

will asked lou ellen from the hecate cabin to teach him some herbal infusions for his patients' and sisters' period cramps

he came back w plenty recipes of infusions after spending evenings w her

hazel, being freshly out from the 40's, was horrified when she first got hers

she woke up in a stain of blood on her pajamas and sheets in the middle of the night

nico got woken up by the muffled sound of his sis crying while aggressively cleaning her sheets

"...hazel?" "gods, nico! u scared me!" "why are u crying?"

when he tried to get close she rapidly covered the spot on the sheet w a pillow, and what was going on dawned on him

nico knocked on to the apollo cabin's door at 2am

a sleepy will opens up

"she got hers?" "yeah" "let me get u some"

nico comes back to cabin 13 w a little kit of pads w cute lilac flower design in his hands

he calmly got closer to her, hugged her and kissed her forehead

"i'm so sorry" "you've got nothing to be sorry about"

the next morning annabeth and piper calmly explained everything to her. warm hugs and cheek kisses included

no more disgust, no more discomfort, no more shame

the first time nico finally saw a pack of pads unapologetically just existing on hazel's night stand, he smiled

and left a little chocolate bar on her pillow

percy still bickers w clarisse. a lot

still that never stopped him from lending her a sweater to cover the back of her stained jeans when she needed it

leo knows piper has a irregular cycle so he always carries a bunch of tampons for piper in his bag whenever they go on long quests

"fuck i need a tampon" "got'cha"

grover learned to sew and started to make reusable pads

he made a pair for annabeth w little dagger designs on them

and then left a bunch in the apollo cabin, so there's a lovely bunch of handmade washable pads in the period kit for anyone to claim

bonus

percy often went to the store to get sally pads when he was younger

and also used to sterilize menstrual cups in the kitchen

so when estelle reached puberty boy already knew what to do

[mo0nagedaydr3am]

i… am in love with this. yes absolutely. please this is so amazing 😭🫶

i was thinking about that taboo around menstruation and how it makes me fucking sick so here u have headcanons of the chb boys actively trying to make it easier for the girls when they're on their period bc lmfao who the fuck is gonna stop me

the apollo cabin always gives free pads and tampons to whoever needs them. no matter the day. no matter the hour

percy recalls sally once told him exercise and movement helps w cramps, so whenever annabeth's on her period and they go to swim in the ocean, he makes calm waves just trying to soothe the pain

when piper's on her period leo makes a cup of infusion tea for her he learnt from his momma

thalia rarely visits camp but jason still keeps a kit of pads and tampons for her in their cabin's bathroom, just in case

will asked lou ellen from the hecate cabin to teach him some herbal infusions for his patients' and sisters' period cramps

he came back w plenty recipes of infusions after spending evenings w her

hazel, being freshly out from the 40's, was horrified when she first got hers

she woke up in a stain of blood on her pajamas and sheets in the middle of the night

nico got woken up by the muffled sound of his sis crying while aggressively cleaning her sheets

"...hazel?" "gods, nico! u scared me!" "why are u crying?"

when he tried to get close she rapidly covered the spot on the sheet w a pillow, and what was going on dawned on him

nico knocked on to the apollo cabin's door at 2am

a sleepy will opens up

"she got hers?" "yeah" "let me get u some"

nico comes back to cabin 13 w a little kit of pads w cute lilac flower design in his hands

he calmly got closer to her, hugged her and kissed her forehead

"i'm so sorry" "you've got nothing to be sorry about"

the next morning annabeth and piper calmly explained everything to her. warm hugs and cheek kisses included

no more disgust, no more discomfort, no more shame

the first time nico finally saw a pack of pads unapologetically just existing on hazel's night stand, he smiled

and left a little chocolate bar on her pillow

percy still bickers w clarisse. a lot

still that never stopped him from lending her a sweater to cover the back of her stained jeans when she needed it

leo knows piper has a irregular cycle so he always carries a bunch of tampons for piper in his bag whenever they go on long quests

"fuck i need a tampon" "got'cha"

grover learned to sew and started to make reusable pads

he made a pair for annabeth w little dagger designs on them

and then left a bunch in the apollo cabin, so there's a lovely bunch of handmade washable pads in the period kit for anyone to claim

bonus

percy often went to the store to get sally pads when he was younger

and also used to sterilize menstrual cups in the kitchen

so when estelle reached puberty boy already knew what to do