#and my allergies hate mowing the lawn

[fyrewalks]

i am determined to finish the pairing today bc i need some queer joy in my life rn. so read first, write later. will be on disco!

[fics4you]

Hi!! Could you do SVT Dino snz, allergies and sickness headcanons?? Thank you!! 💖

Taking a break from my exam studying to do this, hope y'all enjoy 💖

No one would expect it, but Dino is actually one of the sneeziest members, but he is super embarrassed about his sneeze, so he does everything he can to avoid sneezing on camera.

He's allergic to dust, and many types of grass and tree pollen, so any time someone mows the lawn he gets very sneezy. Dino hates his allergies but hates the sleepy feeling that his allergy medicine causes even more, so he will often just suffer.

He's very sensitive to the cold and drastic temperature changes. Whether it be going into an air conditioned room after being outside in the summer or going outside when it's cold, Dino will sneeze 3-4 times.

Dino doesn't get sick easily, but when he does he is super stubborn and refuses to rest. He puts a lot of pressure on himself and hates to appear weak, which causes a lot of stubbornness and causes him to overwork himself and get more sick.

[askyuuandco]

Twst Incorrect Quotes 12

Jack: you were looking for hate. Wait a go =>=

Ruggie: Shut up punk! Instead of being mister funny man why don't you try being Mister help a brother go jump a anotha brother and get his chain back! Man I gotta find a way to get it before Leona finds out >:'(

Jack: Ruggie let the chain go. If Leona wants it back he can handle it =-=

Ruggie: then he'll think I'm a punk and kick me out the crew >:(

Jack: It's just rocks and metal it's only worth what your willing to give up for it. Is it worth getting hurt again? /=-=/

Ruggie: yeah!

Jack: going to jail? =-=

Ruggie: yep!

Jack: getting killed? =-=

Ruggie: Yes sir!

Jack: kissing a man >w>

Ruggie: yeah yeah! *realization* WAIT NO! O////O

Jack: woaahhhhh. I mean kissing a man. I mean if it feels natural and that's what your into I mean- >u>

Ruggie: No that don't count! That's a do over! I didn't know you were going to say that! >///A///<'///

Jack: guess you really want that chain back. >w>

Ruggie: NO! THE ANSWER IS NO!!! D:<

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Crewel: OH! I hate Head Master! Yuu go change your clothes and mow the lawn >:(

Yuu: why do I always have to cut the grass =-=

Human Grim: Achoo! Achoo! I can not stop sneezing! Achoo!

Crewel: Grim's got allergies >:( *walks away*

Human Grim: *smug face as Crewel leaves* >:D

Yuu: *death glare* >:(

Human Grim: you just mad cause you didn't think of it first

Yuu: *kicks Grim in the face*

Human Grim: OW! *falls on the floor*

Yuu: *leaves to get dressed*

Human Grim: That ain't hurt punk ;-;

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Floyd: *puts coins on the table* That's all I got >:/

Yuu: Lemonade is a dollar :(

Floyd: THAT'S ALL I GOT! MAKE IT WORK I'M THRISTY!

Yuu: Lemonade is a dollar >:(

Floyd: I AIN'T GOT NO DOLLAR! IT'S HOT AS HELL OUT HERE MAN JUST HOOK ME UP! ALL THE MONEY SPENT UP ON THIS PLACE! THIS SOME OLD BULL**** D:<

Yuu: LEMONADE IS A DOLLAR!!! D:<

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Sebek: Alright how much is the gum

Sam: 4 madol

Sebek: for gum!?!? >m>

Sam: Go somewhere else

Sebek: fine *pays the money* >:(

Sam: *gives him gum* Bathroom code is 6648-2610-35549

Sebek: c-could you say that again!? >m>

Sam: gotta buy another pack of gum. UvU

Sebek: uggghhh... >:( *pays again*

Sam: 6648-2610-3554

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Lilia: He's in the bath room >XD

Malleus: Yuu come out of the bathroom >:/ *bangs on the door*

Yuu: um no! >:(

Malleus: Young lady!

Yuu: NoOOOOOOOO

Malleus: Come out of the bathroom right now! D:<

Yuu: you can't make me man!

Malleus: Yuu come out of the bathroom right now this is your father speaking and you will respect me in my house!

Yuu: *slams the door in his face* GO! D:<

Malleus: *blasts a fire ball through the door* YOU HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH THE DOOR! *realization that he hit his bestie* Oh I'm sorry baby I didn't mean it! oh no! ;A;

Lilia: *laughing his butt off* >XD

Silver: that is the best example of a teenage girl complaint ever

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Yuu: *comes back from vacation* :D *sees chaos* ....D:> ...

Ace: *is on fire*

Malleus, Grim, & Deuce: *having panic attacks*

Crowley: *is dead*

Lilia: :P *waves hi too them*

Yuu: yeeeaaahhhh....This is a tommorrow problem O_O'/// *backs away from them slowly*

[creations-by-chaosfay]

Nothing's getting done today because my husband left windows open when he mowed the lawn. I'm allergic to every grass under the sun, even after 11 years of allergy shots. Wanna guess what my sinuses are like?

I hate grass. So much.

[nukenai]

I'm taking one more trip this year and now I have to again pay a friend to come check on my animals, bc my roommate has shown himself to be completely irresponsible. I asked if he could just fill the cat fountains and clean the boxes a couple times. He enthusiastically told me yes of course he could handle that!

I came home to absolutely filthy litter boxes, and my SIL said she had to refill the fountains when she checked on the lizards. She didn't do the boxes bc I told her roommate was doing them and she assumed he'd get to them. She apologized to me(!!) and said she would've done them if she knew they hadn't been cleaned... Well, I didn't know either.

He said he would care for my reptiles when I went to Disney earlier this year and I came home to more than one completely bone dry water dish. He gave me a meek "sorry". He also NEVER GOT THE FUCKING MAIL while I was in Hawaii and my SIL had to bring it in and sort it.

He is still unemployed and has been since February. He apparently complained to my SIL about how shitty it is to not have a job. But he's also not helping around the house more and thinks emptying the dishwasher is like "pulling his weight" and makes sure to tell me every time he does it. He spends a minimum of 20 hours a day shut up in his room watching movies. Uggghhhh!!!

I just can't understand people who live their lives with such little personal responsibility. People who feel like nothing is their issue and as long as their immediate space is cared for, all is well. He's never been responsible for anything but himself and his ego matters more than anything. See: lying to people about how he quit his job voluntarily instead of being fired for being bad at it.

After some arm twisting I got him to mow the front lawn and he whined and whined about his allergies and how much he hates doing lawns. Except when he moved in he told me was so excited to help with yardwork because he was proud to live in this house.

I feel like I'm going insane. He's still paying his bills and shit so I'm not going to kick him out but he is an adult man in his 30s and I feel like his mom half the time having to tell him "please do not leave onion skins all over the fucking counters and floors, they are POISONOUS to cats, fucking clean up after yourself".

Why are men

[magpiemirroring]

Oh thank goodness someone said it. The "won't someone think of the folks with allergies!" guilt-posting was driving me up the wall.

I've been allergic to grass since childhood. Like guaranteed to be stuffed up and a risk of hives on mow day. Rolling around on the lawn having fun like kids do would usually make me itchy. But mow day was always the worst because it just filled the air with grass pollen. Joked most of my life that "I'm allergic to the outdoors" and more recently that I can't "go touch grass" because I'm allergic.

People who could just "move away" from their neighbor growing mint or peanuts make me laugh. Even in a city, any place that wants to provide the vital psychological boon of growing some green stuff for folks is likely to opt for grass. (I'm also allergic to a number of commonly planted trees and bushes.) Basically, if I moved to escape my allergies to the Outdoors, I am pretty much limited to Antarctica.

And, honestly, the psychological aspect of being able to look upon green things (much less touch them, smell them, grow them, nurture them!) should not be overlooked!

My neighbor's (or my housemate's!) desire to grow specific plants or be surrounded by a lush green lawn (look. i'm from a drought region and hate lawns on principle even w/out the allergy issue, but I understand the psychological hooks lawns have in people, so dismantling the lawn is a a topic for another post) is an issue of competing access needs! It's good for people to grow things they are excited about growing! It's good for me to be able to breathe through my nose and not scratch myself constantly!

The correct treatment for my allergies is not to legislate away every single thing I or anyone else might be allergic to. The best option is increased access to health care and more research into allergies so I too can enjoy growing things and the outdoors without it being a constant strain on my body!

Let's legislate for More Healthcare instead of Less Plants!

in my opinion it is essential to make a "right to garden" law that means no one can stop you from growing whatever you want in your yard.

I think it should even apply to renters so a landlord is required to allow you to have a garden

And I think this can become a reality

[averysmolbear]

I have a love-hate relationship with the spring. I love that I can have my window open while working or have the whole townhouse open on my days off to let all the fresh air in after being cooped up all winter. But I have seasonal allergies and I will be sneezing the whole time. Not to mention that the lawn maintenance crews are starting their mowing and trimming and whatnot which is so loud and usually makes the dogs bark like crazy.

[sp00ky-p00ky]

There are 2 things I require for the rest of my life...

1. Lawn Service. Listen, I enjoy a good garden and a nice green lawn and flowers and stuff, but the reality is that I have super bad allergies. When it's hot and I have to mow the lawn I legitimately can't breathe. So if someone else could do it for me, I'd fucking love it 🥰 because I hate having to do it!!

2. A free mani/pedi every 2 weeks. I really enjoy having my nails done, it just makes me feel nice and pretty and good about myself 🖤 (black shellac is my go to obviously 🥰)

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[themarydragon]

This is - no lie - the best reason not to seek a nuclear family.

Live in a house with 4+ assorted adults so everybody takes on some of these random-ass obligations. I am the shopper, I make sure we're not out of vinegar or baking soda or chocolate. I plan meals and clean the fridge. I'm also the organizer, so the App we use to track what needs done when is my baby.

Mom's the daily maintenance type. Cat boxes, cleans cabinets, descales the coffee maker, waters the plants. She scrubbed out the turtle tank yesterday. She's also Gardener Prime.

Brian's the fixer. Sharpens the mower blade, restrings the weed whacker, hangs pictures, tightens bolts. He typically trims the dog's nails and dusts (mom & I have allergies). The big cleaning projects usually go to him, like deodorizing the trash cans.

Mark's the Doer. Washes dishes, mows the lawn, whacks the weeds, stacks the firewood, scoops the poop. Also if any other task requires 2 people, he tends to be the 2nd. He & I are cleaning out a spot in the basement this month to move around the firewood rack, for example.

It means tasks get done by the person who hates them the least. And nobody has to remember EVERYTHING.

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

[thebibliosphere]

All I can hear in my neighborhood at the moment: five different lawnmowers. I am SO ITCHY I HATE ALLERGIES

I hear that. They're mowing the lawn outside our house today, and I was already struggling to breathe before that.

[kaoticspoonie]

Apparently one of our neighbors complained to another one of our neighbors about our grass being taller then everyone else's? Which we don't have an HOA so we just need to stay under county height requirements..

Anyway my neighbors r all gonna know me as the one with weird allergies. And us as the ones with the weird work schedules (do u want the lawn mowed at 3 am? Bc 3-4 is the current best time)

I mean a two week long mast cell flare seems like a good reason to not cut the grass to me? Now that I seem to be recovering (after having my meds at unsafe levels and still having migraines for two weeks) we r gonna cut it in a few days.

Hoping to replace it with a non allergen alternative asap. Creeping thyme and other noninvasive ground covers probably..

Anyway I'm stressed bc I know at least one of the neighbors doesn't like barking dogs (and I know which one) and Mischief has such a high pitched distinctive bark :/ she doesn't bark a ton, less then most of the small dog neighbors. We've gotten it down to only when she sees the neighbors husky who barks whenever he is outside (and where she picked it up from) and when the neighbors kids are screaming full volume. I do have videos of them screaming and barking at her 2. As well as our security camera videos which have sight and volume detection and capture so we have proof of when/how long she is barking and how quickly I stop her.

I don't want to be the nuisance neighbors that disturb other ppl. I hate lawn culture but know it's important to other ppl for property values or something. And like I don't let Mischief bark bc I know it's annoying and I hate when other ppls dogs bark 2.

But also I know ppl can hold grudges and be petty and create issues. We had a neighbor once try to get animal control to list our rottie as a dangerous dog bc she growled at him (he was being creepy and I was a teenager so I don't blame her for being protective or reactive at all).

[wastethen8]

it is unnecessarily hot today and some dude decided it was a good idea to start mowing the lawn outside of my apartment, not only is that way too loud but also ALLERGIES MAN, I hate this!! with a passion!! lmao

[runningandcoffee91]

2.5 hours to mow the lawn. Omg my allergies hate me 😭😭😭

[the-lady-bryan]

lemon; what’s your comfort food? titans; do you prefer slow mornings or relaxing evenings? violet; is there any place in particular you’d like to settle down?

lemon - oh yes. there’s actually three comfort foods for me. mac-n-cheese. but it has to be homemade. like, completely with the crumbly buttery cracker crumbs on top, baked in the oven, etc. like the absolute best cheesy goodness ever. then there’s pecan pie. it reminds me of my grandmother and how much she hated my cousin who had a nut allergy. like, when i say hated, i mean like hated her in the way only a truly southern lady can. that deep rooted hatred that allowed her to smile and still by the girl birthday and christmas presents but the moment she came into sight everyone around KNEW shit was gonna go down but in this super polite way? it’s weird. but the hatred she held for my cousin was palatable. and i hate that same cousin with the same level of passion as my grandmother and i always feel close to her when i have pie. we hated a lot of the same people and things. and she would tell me all the deep, dark family secrets and shit and give me money behind everyone’s back. basically, if my granny had committed murder i’d be her first call to help hide the body or bake it into a pie or something. and when i miss her or am reminded of how much i hate that bitch Erin, usually around the holidays, i’ll bake a homemade from scratch pecan pie and eat the whole fucking thing knowing that if my cousin walked into my kitchen, she’d die of anaphylactic shock just the way my grandma hoped she would. And lastly, punsit. or is it puncit? fuck if i know how it’s spelled. it’s a Filipino dish that my mother-in-law makes, and she learned it from her step-father (from the Philippines) and taught to my husband. it��s basically glorified eggroll filling. we usually have it with noodles, but it pairs well with jasmine or basmati rice. when i’m sick or have an upset tummy, i want this. it’s also the food we had at my wedding, and the first dish i ate with my husband’s family. it’s rather sentimental to me.

titans - i usually get slow mornings, but i would so much prefer relaxing evenings. i would totally love it if my family would just chill the fuck out in the evenings but nope. i don’t get to have that unfortunately.  but man.... the very rare times i do..... it’s fucking glorious. i get to curl up in my favorite spot with my laptop or a good book, and have a nice hot cup of tea or cocoa. hide in my pile of comfy blankets in my favorite comfy shorts and top and just chill out to music and pizza. it’s wonderful.

violet - ideally, the middle of nowhere. like, in the woods. yeah. in the woods, possibly up a mountain a bit. don’t give a fuck if it snows or not. just, i want to be out in the middle of nowhere, left alone, with wifi, electricity, and running water. with lots of books. and a good SUV or van that can get me up and down the mountain and through the woods. i don’t like big cities, and i barely tollerate the small town i’m in now. i used to love big cities but...  not so much anymore. i hate people, you see, and interacting with them. but most of all, i hate having neighbors. just.... i hate them. i hate having their cats getting up under my house and shitting all the time no matter how many times we plug up the holes and seal off the crawlspace. i hate how they blast their music at all hours. i hate dealing with code enforcement because i went one day too long before mowing my lawn because my lawnmower broke and my neighbor is a petty bitch. and i hate it when i’ve lived next to people who deliberately trained their dogs to attack people (especially children), and i hate living next to crazy people and meth labs and in parts of town run by gangs because it’s all we can afford. i want to live in the woods, maybe or maybe not on a mountain, away from neighbors and their drama and people and the noise and just be left with all the comforts i could want and need, and my kid and my husband and just exist. also i could walk around naked when nobody’s home if i want and not have to worry about the goddamn creeper neighbor trying to peer in through my blinds when he thinks my ass ain’t lookin.

[yomiel]

i’m getting real nasty allergies now but my ma and i pruned down a lot of the juniper bush she hates! after my dad is done mowing the lawn we’re gonna rake out all the old leaves in the spot and cut it down some more n decide how to get the rest out so we can plant somethin new!

[aghostintheforest]

I was really enjoying breathing, but it seems everyone in my neighbourhood have decided to mow their lawns today, so that’s not going to happen