#and more kneady thing

[hisuianhellion]

Actually on that thought what's everyone's favorite spots for pets?

Lucien the Luxray is an anti-cat. He. Adores. Belly rubs. Give him the biggest, most kneady belly rubs you can give. All of them. Right to him belly. The rumbles he lets out when that happens? OUGH.

Carla the Luxio loves her chin and her earbs. She's definitely a lot more cat than Lucien is in that regard, she turns into a fuckin' MOTOR when you start rubbing along her head. You will vibrate if she is beside you.

Klaus the Espurr, to round out the cats, absolutely melts when his lower back is scritched. Some cats can get overstimulated along that spot, but not him. He somehow finds it's relaxing. I have gotten him to fall asleep scritching that spot.

Barry the Sylveon's a lot like Carla: his face, his ears, his chin. Special note is that he also likes to loaf in just the right position to get my hand along his neck and chest, too. He's remarkably fond of that.

Sally the Eevee is a sucker for a good, long stroke down her back. Not too fond of her sides of belly being touched, and she accepts cheek and ear rubs, but stroking her back, top of the head down? Loves it.

Patrice isn't all that affectionate, all things considered! Lovable goober, yes, but it's rare to settle her down for pets. When she does, though, it's all about the flotation sac. Rub along that for a happy Floatzel.

Nanami the Samurott, I do not care what anyone thinks, is the sweetest little belly-rub lover in the world. Laventon tried to tell me Samurott are closed off? Lmao. Sure. Nanami is the most emotional goober ever. LOVES to have his chest and belly stroked down.

Linda, my Carnivine, is a chin-rub lover. Though that isn't her main desire for attention. Typically, she'll just nom onto my arm for a bit. Usually it's just the shoulder and elbow, leaving my hand free, but there have been times where she nabs the whole arm and I just kinda gotta sit there for a half hour. Always lets go before anything starts happening, though. Very sweet.

Theo the Joltik has to be the one I mention the least, little Joltik that followed me from Hisui. But I think that might be because he tends to hide in Carla's fur four outta five days, snoozing the days away in blissful, sparky comfort. Despite this, when I DO get access to him, back scritches. Lower back specifically. Raises him li'l toosh right up for them.

And we already know about Todd, my Zorua. His scarf and headpoof. His legs literally get weak when those are given ample attention. I got him to fall asleep against me last night doing this and I was on CLOUD. NINE. LEMME TELL YA.

[redara]

Well, i rarely write, but this is better than bottling things on my own 😂

Hello, I'm Red, and welcome to my little life update.

August had been one of the most challenging months for me. Had to start living separately from husband due to his work, but we've been trying to see the positive side. So far, things have been very good. We communicate daily and frequently, and i don't mind being alone (our cat keeps me company). Being alone is nice, but being lonely is hell. As much as i want to reach out to family and friends, there are some things that you can only discuss with your partner.

I work two jobs, one is a regular day job with a flexible schedule, and the other is this *gestures to everything else* artistic thing. Socially, most of the days, i can get by on my own. Some days i'd get more emotional than usual, but hey, that's life - or anxiety, lmao.

My anxiety is making it hard for me to relax, like watching movies or playing games or even reading a book, or even socializing in general. It's a bit difficult to focus as well, so i tend to forget lots of stuff and lose track of time. Socializing in general doesn't come as easily to me, i'd overthink what i have to say, and be worried if i have said the wrong thing. Perhaps my favorite words are "thank you" and "i'm sorry", so i prefer to use emojis or gifs to get my emotions/thoughts across 😅

So, it's September, and i'm already preparing stuff for October. And tbh i am excited. Honestly, i just wanna share what i made (and am making) because it makes me happy.

There ya go, just a little rant cause i can't say everything to my cat while his goblin brain only thinks about food. I can't say i'm complaining, things are going to be alright, and if it's not, well, it is always better than nothing. Just need to get it out of my chest.

Edit: here is Leonis. Full name Leonis Kneady 🥰

[darklove9314-blog]

You are My Home: A Nessian Fanfic (NSFW)

Day 25 of Nessian month, Prompt: After the mating Cermony @illyrianet

Cassian swept Nesta in his arms as a giggle tore from her lips, an actual giggle,he spun them around looking down at Nesta with love and hunger in his eyes before taking the keys to their house from her and placing it in the lock.

Their house. It had such a nice ring to it. She could imagine everything they would do to make this house theirs. Could imagine filling the rooms up with their future children when the time was right.

When Cassian got the door unlocked, he looked down at her, smiling broadly.

“I heard it was a human custom to carry your bride over the threshold.“ He stated making her smile before stepping over the threshold placing a kiss to her mouth, full of promises of what he was going to do to her. It thrilled her down to her very core.

She wanted to do more, but the ribbon bounding their two hands together made things somewhat difficult, Cassian chuckled as if sensing this,

“The band will sink into our flesh the moment I’m inside of you. “ He whispered to her inbetween his hungry and ravenous kisses.

“Then what are you waiting for? Make me yours in every way, Cassian.”

Cassian smirked taking her to the room that had became theirs setting her down on the floor gently as his free hand went to the buttons of her dress. unfastening them one by one inbetween his kisses. He couldn’t stop kissing her. Hadnt wanted to ever since they had officially been declared as mates.

She didn’t mind. Wouldn’t mind if he kissed her like this for eternity.

“That won’t work.“ She told him gesturing to the band. “My dress will get caught on this.“

Cassian growled softly. “Are you fond of the dress?” He asked.

“Depends are there tailors who can fix it?” She asked earning her a smoldering look from Cassian. He nodded.

“Then what are you waiting for?” She asked.

His face went primal with his need, his hands going to the back of her dress again only this time their was no gently fumbling with the buttons there. This times when his hands found the back of her dress, He grabbed the two flaps tearing the back of her dress open. The buttons of her dress scattering all over their floor.

She let out a breath as he put her on the bed hovering over her. That Gods damned dress still in their way as she cried out.

”Cassian.” His name a plea on her lips.

His hand went to her skirts ripping the fabric there. Her dress now in ruins as they got the remainder of it off. Nesta could have swore she heard Cassian breath hitch up slightly.

He circled one of her bare nipples surprised to see that she had been wearing nothing underneath the dress.

“I think you forgot your underwear this morning, mate.” He smiled down at her, a wicked gleam in his eyes.

She raised her chin defiantly.

”I didn’t forget.“ She rasped out. going towards his dress shirt and ripping it open. The buttons of his shirt joining hers on the floor. “I just didn’t want anything to get in my way.“

She pulled him to her, crashing his lips into hers as his grip on her waist tightened as if holding back. She tore her mouth from his, letting every bit of that fire in her gaze.

“It’s our mating night Cassian, Don’t hold back from me. Not tonight.“ She told him smashing her lips back to his, biting it for emphasis. She didn’t want to make love at this moment. She wanted it rougher during their first joining as a mates couple. Wanted him to unleash every bit of power that he had been holding back.

His tongue thrusted into her mouth, claiming every part of it as their tongues fought for dominance. His free hand going to his belt, but having trouble with it. Nesta‘s own hands flew to it. unbuckling his pants as he kicked them off in a frenzy.

Hot need flashed through her, Her core throbbing from the undying want from him. They had told her that after the mating cermony, it would feel like her whole body was set aflame with want. That she would feel everything more strongly than she had before. Even his kisses had felt like magic. She could only guess how much ecstasy she would be in when they finally joined their bodies together.

His hands raked in her hair, pulling at her scalp as he gathered her hair in his hands, winding it around them so she felt everything. She moaned at the pleasure with the sweetest edge of pain.

“How hard did you want it my sweet mate?” He growled.

“Hard.” She told him as he pressed another long hungry kiss to her mouth. before he pulled back.

“Did you take your tonic tonight?” He asked her throwing her off slightly.

“Of course. Why?”

Cassian‘s hand went to her cheek, she leaned into that touch.

“Because the Cermony makes you more fertile. And I know we don’t want to have children anytime soon.”

“At least not until we’re both ready for them, but that doesn’t mean we can’t get in a ton of baby making practice before then.“ She assured him, the corners of his mouth quirking upward as he pressed her firmly onto their bed.

“I like the way you think Archeron.“ He whispered hovering above her lowering his mouth down to hers as she met his. “You know what’s also fun about this bond?”

“What is that?” She asked.

“We can only do it in the first couple of weeks after our mating, but you need to open up your end of the bond for me to do it. If you want to that is.“ He grinned.

She nodded, curiosity winning over as she opened her side of the bond. Cassian pressed kisses down the length of her stomach, spreading her legs for him as he looked up to her for approval. She nodded as the first cress of his tongue shot through her, Only his tongue wasn’t the only thing she had felt.

Her nipples tightened in pleasure until they were pebbled, feeling as if someone’s mouth was upon them She cried out. With each stroke of his tongue, her breast had taken their own pleasure.

“Cassian-What-“

“One of the perks of the Mating Cermony is that we can pleasure each other’s bodies in more ways then one. For example, if I want to caress your nipples with my tongue, but my mouth is already occupied doing something else-”

Nesta gasped, feeling the sensation.Her head dropped back.

“Do you wish for me to continue?” He asked knowing that if he told her to stop that he would, but Hods this was a pleasure that Nesta had never known.

“I’m going to miss that when the bond is sated in a couple of weeks.“ She leaned back on the bed, “Please for the love of the Gods, continue.”

Cassian‘s mouth ascended upon her again, her nipples feeling the sensation once more. Nesta‘s hips thrusted upward making Cassian‘s tongue slip in further. His nails digging into her ass.

Nesta rode Cassian’s tongue as what Cassian had said about the bond rang through her mind. She wondered if it had worked both ways.

Letting her basic instincts take over, Nesta searched the bond, sending a brief thought through it as Cassian growled grabbing her hips and moving them in time with his tongue. She cried out.

“Careful of the wings, sweetheart, you wouldn’t want me to blow my load before I have the chance to be inside you.“

She smirked, so it had worked. She sent a thought again as his moan radiated through her core, This time the thought had been of her fingers stroking his cock, but it worked the same.

“Nesta.“ He growled.

She gasped as the invisible teeth big her nipple lightly. She thrusted upward,

“I think you’re eager for me to be inside of you mate. It’s almost as if you don’t want my tongue between your legs. “ He stated. Nesta narrowed her eyes slightly.

” I never said that, I’m just eager for you to claim whats yours.“

Another growl ripped from Cassian as an idea ripped from his mind, a slow, mischievous smile crossing that glorious mouth of his.

“As you wish mate.“

Before Nesta could register what was happening, Cassian flipped her over so that she was in a sitting position pulling her to his chest as his hands went to her breast.

He sank her down onto his enormous cock plunging into her warmth as Nesta cried out in pleasure. She felt so full in this position.

He leaned into her ear, nibbling it with his teeth as his invisible tongue flicked against her clit making her gasp.

“Home sweet home.“ He told her making her gasp as he thrusted up into her as hard as he could, The invisible tongue still on her clitoris, his hands kneadi g her breast keeping them hard and pleasures for him as he continued to move in her in lovely, hard thrust.

Their ribbon feel away, sinking into their skin, making it easier to maneuver however they wanted. Cassian’s teeth clamped hard on Nesta’s neck making her cry out. as Nesta ran invisible fingers down Cassian’s wings making him tremble. His pace quickening as Nesta‘s cries turned into sobs. Every part of her body feeling like it was on fire.

His invisible tongue flicked against her tongue. barreling her towards her release, She clenched hard around him, milking him with her pleasure for him as he cursed at the tightness.

Wetness pooled on her thighs, not sure if it was from her alone or if Cassian had so much of to release that it was leaking out of her already.

Some noise Nest’s didn’t know she could make sounded out of her as she found her release. He thrusted up into her as much as he could manage as she felt the first spurts of him inside of her causing her to gasp out in pleasure.

Her sex claiming every bit of his release that it could possibly manage before what was left of it leaked out of her coating her thighs with him as he pulled her against his chest, She swore she could feel the racing of his own heart. As his hands found their way to her heart. Feeling it beat underneath his hands as they caught their breath.

Home. She thought. This was what home felt like. He kissed her neck flipping her on her back as he gazed down at pushing her hair back, kissing her forehead as he hardened before her again.

He guided his cock into her again, both of them moaning in pleasure as Cassian pressed his forehead to hers.

“You are my home.“ He whispered to her with each thrust.

“And you are mine.“ She assured him as they made love to each other until their bodies were sated and sleep drifted over them, feeling at peace in each other’s arms.

[incothenasty]

Aradia Megido or Feferi Peixes for the predcanoms?

Eeee-

Ar/adia Meg/ido

Most asks might take me a bit to answer but I wanted to do this one before 413 ends--

Like; I wish I knew more about Ar/adia, so I could give you some definitive answers but I'm gonna be honest, Ar/adia's character was one of the ones I understood the least? Plus I haven't thought deeply about Ho/mest/uck in a while. But I can try.

-Probably not a fatal pred post-ascension, but this might not matter as much considering godtiers essentially mitigate any threat of death.

-Might be a little teasy, but will mostly just casually chat.

-Unless you REALLY want to be let out, you can probably expect to be stuck inside her for a while. Luckily, maid of time and whatnot means that while for you and her, a lot of time has passed, it's only been about an hour or so in the outside world.

-Sol/lux spends a lot of time in her, and while he doesn't exactly mind, its not often that he actually asks, and usually its just her being hungry and bored.

Fef/eri Pe/ixes

Again, don't know a whole lot about her, though I have way more ideas for her than Ar/adia.

-Aquatic troll = Mertroll. Merpreds mean long swims, with the prey (probably you) still inside.

-Very gurgly tummy, will be very loud the whole time you (or anyone for that matter,) is stuck in there. She doesn't seem very embarrassed by it, but bystanders might very well be.

-Teasy pred for sure, though gets overshadowed by certain other preds. >:]

-While the whole "royalty" thing wont come up too much on a whole, she totally will pretend to order you around, mostly as part of the aforementioned teasing.

-Doesn't burp often, especially compared to most other preds, due to the whole "fin" thing. If you can get her to do it though, its an achievement.

-In contrast with Ar/adia, 100% handsy. Kneady and pushy and rubby. Will either have her hands on you the whole time or ask someone else to do it for her.

-For the most part caring and gentle, but will sometimes laugh you off or ignore you if you, say, ask to be let out. It's less that she won't, and more that she does it on her time. Your silly human priorities come second to hers.

Again, in the future will take more time, and I probably will focus more on preds I know more about or think about more, but it was 413 and only really had one ask sooo---

yeah uh ask me more things and I might get to it

[canalstreetbaker]

Prompt #1:  Crux

A bakery, Ul’dah Sometime after the Dragonsong War

“So then,” the baker said as he lifted the dough from his crockery bowl, “You wish me to leave here and lend my hands to your cause - at Baelsar’s Wall?”   

He spread the mixture on a wooden board before him, speckled as it was with flour.  His movements were slow, but sure.  One would do well to take care not to mishandle such a precious thing - to be too kneady would cause a thick bottom best left for a peasant’s bowl, while too light of a hand would leave a soft layabout unfit for any table.  

“That’s right,” Ortolf replied.  “A Fist of Rhalgr would be just what the Resistance needs to bring us victory!  Hope!”  

Slowly, still, Del worked the dough with calloused hands.  The scars there could’ve been caused by the sharp blade of a chef’s knife or the wrong end of a Garlean blade at any time in the past twenty years, but by then the Highlander had long forgotten.  All that mattered now was the dough before him, and the promise of what it could become. 

“I am no Fist of Rhalgr,” he replied after a moment of study.  The baker’s focus was clearly on his work, and not on his companion in the empty establishment, as late as it was in the day.  The multitudes of Ul’dah had little appetite for bread after the sun descended beneath the peaks, and turned towards the other treasures that yeast facilitated.

“You were a master without peer!” Ortolf smacked his fist on the table.  The meaty sound echoed through the small room, separated as it was by the counter - yet another wall between commerce and bloodshed.  A uniquely Ul’dahn separation.    “You could do so much more than - this!  You could save our people!”

A gray eyebrow rose; steel eyes beneath them focused on the young Ala Mhigan sitting at the table.  There was no expression on the baker’s face; one wasn’t required.  All that was needed was a presence, a swelling of aether or personality or perhaps the Void itself that sent the lad reeling against the wall.  This was the Fist of Rhalgr.  This was the old Master of the Sands, Orill of the Five Blows.  This was the peer to Hamon Holyfist.  

This was the look of a man who’s days of glory had long since passed.

This was the look of a baker who had his fill of it.

“Ortolf,” Del replied as he shaped the dough into a large, single round, kneading roughly as his eyes didn’t leave the other, “How many men do you believe these hands could kill at Baelsar’s Wall?”

“Ten,” the reply came.  “Easily.  Fifteen without breaking a sweat.  Twenty by the time they knew you were there.” “Twenty!” Del replied, with no small amount of false pride in his voice.  His tone was almost scornful, and the dough slapped against the board in a reflection of the man’s ire.  There was nothing for it, now - whatever potential this dough had was all but ruined, but the baker did not cease.  It took little time for a large round to appear from the ball, and less time still for it to be deposited once more into the crockery bowl from whence it came.

“You do me great honor to say I could slay so many,” he continued.  “How many lives do you think I could save?”

“With your fists?”  Incredulity laced Ortolf’s tone.  How could this even be questioned?  “W-with every dead Garlean, you save an Ala Mhigan patriot!” 

“So I could save twenty.”

“Well-yes.”

“Hm.”  Del glanced to his oven, the heavy door closed while the fire crystals that provided the heat. “Do you know how many I can save with this bread?”

“W-what?”

“How many I can save,” Del repeated.  “I will answer for you.  Properly formed, this round will rise to two, perhaps three times its size.  I will bake it, core it out, and fill it with a thick lentil soup.  Set down in Pearl Lane, it will feed a dozen for the evening.”

“But that’s just a dozen,” Ortolf pointed out.  “And for one evening!”

“That is one loaf,” the baker replied as he opened the oven door.  Inside, six identical rounds sat ready to be removed.  “Here are six more.  For a pittance of gil, I will feed nearly a hundred people.  And again tomorrow.  And the next day.  And the next day.  My one act of creation keeps our people here alive every day, so long as a wealthy Ul’dahn buys a single cake, or a brace of pastry.  Do you see, Ortolf?  I am saving our people every day.”

“But what of the Wall!?” Ortolf exclaimed.  “We need you there!”

“If the crux of your argument is that destruction will save more than creation,” Del said as he removed the rounds from the oven, “Then your argument has failed by dint of Ala Mhigan sourdough.”

[ineffablefool]

What did the 🍞 say when breaking up with his girlfriend? You deserve butter. What’s the most sophisticated kind of 🍞? The upper crust. What did the banker want from the baker? To pump her nickels. Why was the 🍞 upset? His plan were always going a rye. Why was the 🍞 upset with her husband? He told her she was being too kneady. Why did the baker file a sexual harassment claim? People kept commenting on his hot buns. What did one slice of 🍞 say to the other before the race? You’re toast!

Why was the 🍞 actor so unhappy? She lost out on a juicy roll. What did one 🍞 lover say to the other? Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you. What did the toast say to the psychic? You 🍞 my mind! What does 🍞 say to a friend after doing them a favor? It’s the yeast I could do What do 🍞 kids say during hide-and-seek? 🍞y or not, here I crumb! How does 🍞 win over friends? “You can crust me.” Why does 🍞 hate hot weather? It just feels too toasty. Be 🍞y for more puns   

How does 🍞 woo a lover? With lots of flours What happened to the 2 slices of 🍞 that disappeared into the night? They e-loafed What did mama 🍞 say to her kids? It’s way past your 🍞time! How do you get a raise at the 🍞 factory? Butter up your boss How do you make 🐶 🍞? Just use collie flour Why did the aging 🍞 roll retire? Her career was already toast What’s the worst thing about a 🍞 pun?  It tends to get stale. Hope you got a chuckle or two! Wishing you a good day/night/whatever! -Punon   

boy you really kept ‘em rolling didn’t you punon

(question, which things are better than puns?  answer, naan)

(...that’s a lie it’s snakes nothing is better than snakes)

(but puns are good too)

[doodlesuit]

anonymous asked // 

Trey how do you feel about crackers ?

“They’re good with soup. Or with cheese... Which I happen to have lots of right now, but I’m not sure if it’s safe to eat.”

trey i think you're kinda kneady

“Did you know that rolling pin related death is on the rise. Haha. Really doughnt know what that’s all about.” 

can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

“I’m afraid not even an egg can help make things better. But I’ll take one if you’re offering.” 

Do you think your friends are mentally ill?

“I’ve got some eccentric friends, but I don’t know what you mean by that. We’re all pretty normal?” 

Do you see Heartslabyul as another family?

“Yeah, why not? It’s like wrangling my siblings but they’re all older and should know better but don’t.” 

Does cheese have feelings?

“There’s gouda be at least one sentient piece of cheese out there that has feelings.” 

Trey Clover, you take care of everyone else but have never let anyone else take care of you? How much more will you try to take onto your shoulders until you break?

“Haha, you sure are saying a lot of words that aren’t making a lot of sense.I don’t take care of other people? What are you on about. I’m just some guy doing this and that to get by.” 

Have you ever experienced an unexpected loss?

“Of braincells maybe, after all these questions.” 

[daniveganblue]

Why I love cats; •they like simple things like boxes and paper bags •they won’t just love anyone which makes it more special when they love you •their purrs calm me down •they aren’t needy but they are kneady (Figgy) •if they trust you they will let you touch their belly •they have a knack for keeping you warm •they’re always curious. Even about a drop of water •you always have company • • • • • • • #cats (at Paris, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/BmdsLcog95S/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10wpxqkyuz2e6

[fluffallamaful]

fzgzggrddj yes exactly he can’t even protest coz he keeps being cut off with more raspberries :((( /pos and the curling up thing 😭😭

also just, dream keeping him in place with kneady tummy tickles 🫠☹️

concept (irl):

just have this vivid image of dream wrapping his arms around gogs from behind, picking him up, and planting a raspberry into the back of his neck.

but like specifically, giving one raspberry, pausing for a moment coz gogy screams, and then right when george goes to ask/complain about why dream did that, he plants like 4 more in the same spot

[thurisazsalail]

I have a lot of new Followers after the post about @gaia_donut ! Welcome, everyone! 💚 This is #eristhedestroyer at rest after hard work, kneady pawing my leg and suckling this fuzzy blanket like a newborn kitten. She's almost two years old and has a purrsonality split between fearful aggression and fierce territoriality, and being super codependent and kitteny. I am soaked with drool. 😸 As for me, I am the resident anti-vegan in that I'm basically allergic to most vegan foods. Vegetables? Yep, allergic to... dozens of them. There's a very short list of Safe plant foods. I can eat eggs and meat just fine though. I really resent the idea that somehow a vegan diet is somehow more ethical and will lead me to be healthy again. 😨 No, it will lead me to be dead. My ancestors came from frozen grasslands. It makes sense that I'd get a weird gene set that wouldn't let me eat more Southern-grown agriculture. 🙄 But I do have friends who are the opposite! The have to remove most animal products to eat safely. Diversity is supposed to be a good thing! 🍩 Food safety (and security) for everyone. That also means more ethics in food production- not only in meat production standards, but also in changing how we allow and enforce human slavery in foods to get ALL foods we eat. Human slavery and trafficking is common in the USA to produce tomatoes, tobacco, pomegranates, wheat, fish, and all sorts of foods we consume- even those from "ethical" companies via for-profit prisons. 👥 You can read about this issue and speak up about it by seeing how our 13th Amendment allows for slavery *if* a crime is committed, giving financial incentive to keep anperson in prison for even minor infractions for as long as possible to create cheap or free goods, and educating yourself via your local library online through bools such as "The New Jim Crow". 🖤 Clearly, we have a long way to go towards ethics in food production and distribution. #foodallergyawareness #foodsafety #foodallergies #foodsensitivity #foodallergylife #glutenfree #veganfood #ethicsinfood #kittehs #catsofinstagram #catsofig #catsoninstagram #catstagram #mainecoons #thenewjimcrow #forprofitprisonsmustgo #13thamendment https://www.instagram.com/p/CD_abRXpZrW/?igshid=178s00jo8zfiu

[mothmammoth]

things i have learned about the kittens so far:

Artemis is aptly named because she’ll chase any toy you move, especially if it makes a noise

when Freya is sleepy she gets kneady and it’s both adorable and also PAIN BEANS

they wiggle before they pounce in different ways - Artemis a bit more forwards and backwards, Freya more side to side

Artemis is chattier so far. constant chirrups.

Freya is the one who demands the most stroking.

[blankstickynotes]

Resurrection, Briefly ; 13-07-2020

How do you ever write without making absolutely everything about yourself?

I think we are all sick and tired of being tired and worried. Heads so thoroughly embedded in reality, with not a sliver of the false or fanciful to hide behind, It’s like a barrelling sun eating away at our skin. Is it too hot? No, it’s just... acidic. Slow burn.

I worry that I’ve let time slip past me, draw and stretch too steep a gap for me to ever fill. There is a distant me, in another life. With different struggles, led, drawn, tugged through the water by her own sense of gravity and her own weighted, aching wreckage. Less cold? Maybe. Less distant? Less of a something, of many something’s, then what ‘more’ have I gained? I’m trying to work with these fickle, clumsy blocks of identity. None of which connect with one another, none of which meet in the correct orientation or shape.

I have become defined by my lack of wants. By my deference to things that are “universal” goals. You expect me to want and somehow I am made inanimate by your reflections. So I should. So, most would. So maybe I am greedy or selfish or unyielding and stubborn and ungenerous to those who know no better. But so? So, they should. So, most would. Know better, that is.

Most things in life can come eventually with hard work, with luck. But the things interpersonal are brittle and kneady, uncompliant to hands, much less to expectation (which I find to be harder and grittier than most mineralized cores).

[insfiringyou]

BTS - Most likely to fall asleep holding your boobs/bum (Most to Least)

Thank you to the poster for the suggestion 'could you write a MTL on the guys falling asleep holding your boobs/butt? Nothing sexual just like holding it while sleeping?’ 

You may also enjoy our post ‘who enjoys cuddles the most/how they would cuddle you’ here & also ‘how they would touch your breasts/who enjoys breasts the most’ here

Our full masterlist can be found here

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BOOBS 

1. Suga 

Yoongi would get a lot of comfort out of cupping one of your breasts or lightly kneading them as he spooned you, closer than close, from behind, nestling into your body as you fall asleep. For him it is not necessarily a sexual act but something which he would find soothing; being able to feel the softness of you beneath his fingertips. As with when he cuddles you, often resting his head against your breasts (see post on cuddling here), he wouldn’t always realise he was doing this. If you raised this point and asked why he did this, he would simply grumble that they were soft or felt nice. It wouldn’t be unusual for him to stay this way for most of the night or for you to wake up in the middle of the night to find he had cupped your breast in his sleep as he snuggled closer to you. He would never be too rough but his touch would be relatively firm and comforting; reminding you he was there with you and how much comfort you gave him.

2. V

Taehyung would often find himself deliberately slipping his hands over your breasts as you spooned together, getting ready to go to sleep. He would sometimes push them together, giving them a couple of sensual firm squeezes before either letting go or keeping his hands in place until you naturally started to fall asleep. Sometimes, especially if you weren’t tired, this could lead to you getting worked out and wanting more, but he would not always do this for that purpose. Often it would be a sign that he really loved you and that he found your body incredibly sexy. He might cup one breast gently as you fall asleep, with his touch naturally moving away soon after drifting off. 

3. RM

Namjoon would also be very conscious in that he is cupping your breast(s). He would do this either while spooning or while you were face to face, curling his arm against/around your body until they found what they were looking for. He would keep his hand relatively still, waiting to see if you were going to ask him to stop. He would love knowing you were all his and being able to do this to you as you fell asleep together would remind him of how lucky he was. You might feel his fingers moving a little against your flesh as his palm remains flat, loving the comforting feel of skin against the pads of his fingers.

4. Jungkook

Jungkook would love being able to touch your breasts, one of his favourite features (see our list of who enjoys breasts the most) as you cuddled to go to sleep. He would love slowly massaging them from behind, pushing them together, squeezing them, running his thumb over your nipples…while it would sometimes lead to more it would be more for his simple love of this feature of your body. While he might end up falling asleep with his hands still on you, he is someone who naturally needs a little more space while asleep so would soon roll over in the night, breaking away from your body.

5. Jin

Jin would also find your breasts incredibly comforting and would move his hand over them very gently as you started to drift, with things never getting too worked up if he knew you were tired. He wouldn’t massage them too obviously but would enjoy the soft swell of them under his hands, running his palm over them in slow motions. He would naturally pull away shortly after falling asleep.

6. Jimin

While Jimin is less likely to fall asleep cupping your breasts, he is most likely of all members to be found cupping a breast as you awoke. He would naturally nestle closer to you upon waking and, in a groggy haze, would find himself pressing against you and cupping a breast. He wouldn’t squeeze or do anything which would wake you and, more likely than not, would end up falling asleep again against your warm body.

7. J-hope

While Hoseok loves every part of your body fairly equally and with a lot of fervour, he doesn’t necessarily get the same comfort from squeezing or cupping your breasts as some of the other members. He also isn’t as likely to use his entire palms to please you but instead would use the tips of his fingers, running them along your body and making you whine. When he falls asleep, his entire body, especially his legs, would entwine around yours, wrapping around and against you easily. He might rub your shoulders comfortingly before you drifted off but is unlikely to cup your breasts.

BUM 

1. V

We feel Taehyung is most likely to love cupping your bum if you fell asleep face to face. His hands would naturally slip around your body, pressing your foreheads together as you whispered sweet-nothings to each other in the night, eventually drifting off with your lips inches from each other. He would sometimes be quite kneady with your flesh, massaging the skin there through your PJs or underwear, but other times would just cup your bum comfortingly. He would often fall asleep in this position but would end up moving away throughout the night, instead spooning against you.

2. RM

Namjoon would be eager to massage your backside as you cuddled in bed, often tucking his hand under the waistband of your PJs and underwear to squeeze the flesh sensually. This would sometimes lead to more but he is happy just to feel you, finding your body incredibly sexy. While he would want to keep his hands like this as you slept, he would start to find it uncomfortable quite soon and would change position, pulling you against his chest or turning away to get more space as you slept.

3. Suga

While we often talk about Yoongi’s love of boobs in our posts, we do think he is also a major bum guy too and would find it incredibly comforting and loving to cup your bum as you got ready for sleep. He would love sleeping either in a spooning position or facing each other, sometimes with his legs pulled up between you in a fetal position. He would keep his hands still but would, at first, knead the flesh with his thumbs as you whispered to each other quietly. He would be able to keep his position for a while after you had both fallen asleep but would eventually move away in his sleep to nestle more closely against your back. If you were facing him, he is also most likely to try to turn you over a little in his sleep so he can spoon you…his body craving the feel of your warmth against him. 

4. Jungkook

Like with breasts, Jungkook would find the feel of your backside incredibly sexy. He loves spanking you during foreplay and sex (see our list of ‘who is most likely to enjoy spanking you’ here) so would occasionally love grabbing your bum as you were in bed together, often turning so you were face to face and kneading your flesh. He would be surprisingly grabby and rough but not enough to leave a mark. He wouldn’t do this as a sexual thing but would instead find it quite comforting and would want you to know how much he loved you and your body. He would be unlikely able to fall asleep like this for long though and would instead pull you against his chest, naturally moving away during the night.

5. Jin

Much like with your breasts, Jin would enjoy holding and cupping your bum, especially if you were wearing PJs as he would love the cute feel of the fabric straining against your curves. He would move his hands over them a little, appreciating the peachiness of the flesh, before keeping his hands there for a while. He would likely move away before you both fell asleep but it would be a pleasant and sweet habit before bedtime.

6. J-Hope

Hoseok’s hands can be quite roamy during bedtime, moving over every part of you he can as you find a comfortable position together, moving your limbs restlessly for a while. He would love cupping and squeezing your bum a little but would not draw much attention to this; his hands swiftly moving on to roam over your legs and arms and shoulders. 

7. Jimin

Although Jimin would love giving your bum a little squeeze every now and again while in bed, finding your reaction incredibly cute as you squealed or grinned in surprise, he wouldn’t spend too long kneading the flesh, knowing it would work him up too much. He would prefer to focus on your bum during the day, often cupping you beneath your jeans and massaging you sexily, knowing you were truly enjoying it. 

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In what situation do the Guys need cuddles and how do they approach it? Some are probably more demanding? JK and Jimin probably r really shy about it? Does Hoseok need cuddles at all, because it's such a chill thing to do?

I think when feeling sad, vulnerable, worked up or angry and on the flip side when really happy and loved up.

Namjoon would find it hard to just admit he needs to cuddle, and would more subtly do it like at bedtime and on the sofa.

I think Jimin and jungkook would be a bit coy but also really obvious to the point their gf would roll their eyes and be like 'just come here'.

Hoseok and Jin would straight up cuddle someone if they needed to.

Taehyung would love giving back hugs which would mostly result in her turning around and hugging him properly.

Yoongi wouldn't even usually realise he was hugging, it would be that natural for him to sort of reach for her and bundle his head against her breasts or stomach and be a bit kneady with them (breasts) when he's feeling needy or a bit stressed out.