#predcanons

[artisticdoofusxx]

Guys…..

Hear me out….

[im-just-a-little-freak]

Skyfire headcanons?

Oh thank you! It’s finally happening-

SKYFIRE/JETFIRE predcanons

-the sweetest guy, like, canonically, look at him.

-noms you very carefully and with full awareness that you are smaller and way more fragile then him.

-although he may not know why humans freak out so much when he eats them, he just thinks they’re freaking out because you’re being contained.

-he has sympathy, maybe not enough to stop him.

-he knows enough about organic creatures to know they don’t do well in extreme environments (heat or cold) and will without hesitation nom them to make sure they’re safe.

-definitely gonna tell starscream about the odd, loud little creature in his tank, he has the strong need to all but present you to star and yap about it.

-after he joined the Autobots, Optimus told him why humans had so much to say about being eaten whole.

-Skyfire was rather shocked to learn that no, humans where not yelling because they where embarrassed/annoyed, no, they where afraid.

-he cried, went to find the humans he’s traumatised to apologise.

-he’s not exactly going to stop nomming humans, he needs to protect the very fragile humans in some way.

-he just very clearly explains before he does so.

(he can nom starscream, he’s big enough, star hates it)

[mawsnclaws]

In honor of school letting out, here's some Stanley Palatable predcanons for you. Expect more uploads for various fandoms soon <3

NARRATOR:

- He's the most stuck up pred you've ever met, but the most insistent on eating you.

- He refuses to eat you if you have shoes or a jacket on. He thinks they're "too dirty" and will refuse to even let you near his mouth.

- Adventure line tongue? Adventure line tongue! If you decide to follow the Adventure line, you may end up in a bit of a..situation.

- If you fall into something he may be eating or drinking, don't expect him to help you out. You're on your own now. Just hope you can avoid being eaten long enough to find a way out.

- Don't mention him eating you to anyone else because he'll just brush you off and get embarassed. "Oh dear where did you ever come up with a thing like that?" Before you're snatched up and shoved into his pocket.

- He uses the time he has you in his stomach to get things done. He's always making sure you're safe and not doing anything stupid- he rarely has time to work on the Parable or his writing. His best bet is just to swallow you down and take some time for himself.

- Biiig fan of fear/fearplay, even if you hate it. He's really bad at knowing just when to stop so he often does go overboard- but he tries his hardest to make up for it in any way he knows how afterwards.

- His stomach is either like the zen room or bright yellow! Depends on how he's feeling. It growls a lot- on purpose mostly. He thinks it "adds to the tone" when in reality it's just nice white noise.

STANLEY:

- Surprisingly worried pred, constantly prodding at his stomach to try and make sure that you're ok.

- Needs constant reassurance that you're fine and he tries to find different ways to talk to you since he can't speak.

- Mostly eats you to give you a break from The Narrator. He's gentle and quiet- something that The Narrator isn't. He genuinely enjoys being this close to you.

- Enjoys it when you rub the inside of his stomach!

- His stomach is a duller grey-ish pale yellow, it's not harsh on your eyes which is nice. His stomach doesn't growl as much and when it does it's pretty quiet.

- After he eats you, he tries to settle down in a place where he wouldn't move much. His chair, the break room, somewhere peaceful like that. He doesn't want to disturb the little bit of "alone time" that you get.

THE CURATOR:

(this one is mainly for me. happy pride month yall. I LOVE WOMEN.)

- She is a very no nonsense pred. She won't eat you without permission but she doesn't like it if you squirm or struggle.

- She mainly eats Mariella, but if you ask her politely enough and you catch her on a good day, she absolutely will eat you.

- Her stomach is a gentle blue-purple color and it's very quiet. Most of the time she'll gently hum while working, or make small conversation, but other than that it's silent.

- Sometimes she likes to gossip about The Narrator. Nothing harmful at all, just silly little quips about her "airhead" coworker.

- Sometimes she'll dangle you between her fingers (neatly manicured blue nails.. 😋) before she eats you. She's silly and indulgent sometimes.

MARIELLA:

(this is also mostly for me. I just. love women. a lot. 😭)

- THE YAPPER EVER. She will NOT shut up once she eats you. She sees this as an opportunity to talk and talk without any interruptions. She talks about everything. Hair, nails, the weather, her job- everything.

- Her stomach is pink! It's a muted pink but it's very nice. It growls a lot but not nearly as much as The Narrator's.

- Sometimes you'll just get picked up and eaten with no explanation and she'll start chatting away. It's mostly when she's bored and has nobody else to talk too.

- She's not one for fear but she does like to dangle and tease occasionally.

- Sometimes she won't even eat you, she'll just hold you in her mouth for awhile while she paints her nails or does makeup- or on the rare occasion that she actually gets stuff done, some paperwork.

- She'll fall asleep without explanation at times. One moment she'll be talking and the next she's fast asleep.

[sillyromance]

Good day everyone!

Some predcanons (Pred!cybertronian/Prey!human) for transformers who I really like. Hope you'll enjoy!

TFP

1) Optimus Prime

This gorgeous, big Autobot leader would be quite gentle and careful with his prey. I think the main motive for him to swallow someone down would be a wish to protect them, especially if it comes to defending Jack, Raph or Mico. If he has time, he will definitely explain why he is doing it and how safe it is, so the person won't get frightened; in another case, Optimus will talk to the human inside him straight away after the danger is gone and stroke his middle a little to comfort his small friend who would be truly scared after being suddenly tossed into the mouth of a giant robot. Also he surely would be glad to help you with insomnia or bad mood, keeping you safe and warm in his soft, spacious fueltank (of course, if you give you permission). As for Prime's emotions, I suppose he would feel awkward walking around his team mates while having someone inside, although it would never stop him from chatting with his prey from time to time to be sure they're fine and rubbing his "stomach" in reassurance. He likes having his friends so close to his spark, loves how they taste and move in his tank, but he would never say it out loud because it's too personal information in his opinion.

2) Ratchet

Sweet, grumpy medic is very worried about his human friends' health and safety, so I think he would be the one who uses vore as panishment for those who skip sleep periods or put themselves in risky situations too much. At the same time, he would be a brilliant comforting pred who never fails to help someone escape the world when it's really necessary (especially if it comes to Raph). He would mentally prepare the person he's gulping down before everything happened because as "an emergency vehicle" he knows exactly what would scare them. While swallowing, this autobot would trace his prey's path through his tough body and sigh in relief when they fall in his fueltank; the little one would always feel some pressure of a giant hand from the outside which would pat and massage them, checking if everything is OK. Ratchet would be glad to be given some caresses from the inside too; he would smile wide if he did, surprising everyone around with soft and oddly loving face expression. But the bot would never admit he ate someone even to his friends (only to Optimus perhaps) because of deep embarrassment which he hides behind a perfect "poker face".

3) Ultra Magnus

This autobot is a severe type. He wouldn't let just anyone random enter his insides; this is unspeakably ridiculous for him. Showing someone the most fragile part of the body, his soft spot! Please! Are you crazy?.. However, if he has no other choice (his human combat is badly injured, unconscious or there is a threat of being captured for them) he will hide them within his body without any hesitation. Meanwhile, when the things are normal, he would be an unwilling pred; only a human he is really attached to, like a lover or the best friend, would be allowed to go down his fueltank. This way he would express the highest level of affection and trust he has for this person. In this case, his favourite time to do that is right before recharge when no one can see him and his soul mate; all lights are gone, there are just two of them. Magnus silently opens his mouth and puts his darling in, then gently swallows, concentrating on a stretching, wiggling weight which travels along his esophagus. When it reaches its destination, he lies on the berth, closes his optics and holds both servos on his middle, feelings his friend settling in. That all would be a casual, but important act between him and someone he cares about so much that even he can't deny it.

TFE (Earthspark)

1) Megatron

Ex-leader of the decepticon is undoubtedly a teaser who will bring you close to his carmin eyes and grin, intentionally showing his sharp dents, every time it comes to sending you down his throat! Although his jokes are never offensive for a prey. He gets a lot of pleasure from the whole situation and tries to prolong it as much as possible. At the same moment, Megatron would never do anything that could make his human friend uncomfortable; and the funny comments he gives to the prey always finally turn into some kind of appreciation of their taste, warmth, shape, delicate skin, how good they feel deep in his core etc. Like Optimus, he is very protective. As for his behaviour among transformers and humans, he wouldn't be bothered by their presence nearby while he's carrying someone inside him, but he wouldn't let anyone know until it's necessary 'cause he clearly understands how freaky it would sound. He is not a talker, but the prey would always feel that he remembers about them by small, light touches from the outside and double-meaning phrases he sometimes drops in front of others.

As an addition: this mech would be happy to teach his friend's bullies a goood lesson (if there are any) by swallowing them and keeping this fools inprisoned for some time without any respond to their shouting and crying. Of course, Megatron wouldn't mean any real harm and he would let them out later, but at least the guilty ones would see their mistake quite clearly...

2) Bumblebee

I think this kind-hearted, optimistically-yellow autobot is a cuddle enthusiast. He wouldn't mind making vore a casual ritual to make bonds with his human friends even stronger. Moreover, it would give him some comfort to know that someone he cares about is hidden in a place no one can reach without crushing Bumblebee himself apart first - what is not that easy! His spark just melts when it comes to inner rubbing - it inevitably sends shivering through all of his systems when tiny hands move across his sensitive fueltank's metal "flesh"... He doesn't mind multiple "passengers", but it's simple to make him sick by moving too much, so at the start Bee always asks for being cautious and still inside him. If someone questions him about the person he has swallowed, young autobot will calmly tell them the truth (and stop this poor fellow from panicking after); usually he is OK with his other friends to be aware about the situation (nevertheless if he was asked to keep everything a secret he undeniably would). Bumblebee is very comforting, thoughtful and caring pred, but there are times when he needs attention as well - so, for him vore is a kind of comfort and relaxation too.

[safety-writes-noms]

Major Miguel enthusiast here - love your ATSV headcanons/predcanons!

Since you requested spidervores asks - thoughts on Miguel using his enhanced senses to track down and nom a tiny anomaly?

YES OFC

THIS IS NOT NSFW AT ALL!!! KINK BLOGS AND NSFW BLOGS DNI

vore underneath cut!!!

He can’t help himself when he comes in contact with anomalies on the smaller side. It’s like a simmering under his skin, an urge to hunt and he gladly indulges with only a vague sense of shame. After all, this is an anomaly and tiny ones are usually very difficult to catch. So surely no one will bat an eye if he has to use unorthodox methods to contain them, right?

He has no problems searching for the anomaly in the dark, even if it’s pitch black. He has very light sensitive eyes that were made to be able to see in even the darkest conditions. Enhanced eyesight is really convenient for when he needs it — just not for the person he’s hunting down.

The thrill of the hunt itself sets his subconscious alight. It’s not that he’s not usually determined to catch anomalies, he’s anything but unmotivated to do so, but something about tiny ones just make his instincts rise up from the back of his head like wildfire. He blames being 50% spider and the innate desire to catch small creatures.

He’s like a well oiled machine when he’s in sync with his instincts although the trade off is that he doesn’t think as logically as he would normally.

He’s also abnormally good at scent tracking. Even though he thinks it’s a little animalistic he admits that it’s a useful skill and that it gets the job done. Miguel is a whole lot more likely to swallow an anomaly with a more sugary taste/scent, and especially so if they’re tiny.

The longer the chase is, the more his frustration and determination grows. As well as the desire to nom the anomaly out of vague spite and instinct. If they’re particularly troublesome it’s practically guaranteed he’ll swallow them as soon as he manages to catch them. He sees it like a tiny reward for his efforts. Especially if they’re feisty. He doesnt mind having them tire themselves out on the plush lining of his stomach.

Miguel will not be gentle. Especially if catching the anomaly took longer than he wanted. He might even draw it out if he’s that pissed. He won’t bother to tell them that they’re safe either just to feel them squirm and fight since it feels nice for him. Like a massage, but on the inside. He’ll scoop them up and with no warning, stuff them in his mouth. Drench them in saliva so that they’ll go down easier and swallow, sending them down to their temporary warm and slimy prison.

— (bonus bc I'm bored rn)

“There you are,” the words are quiet, but spoken with a hint of a snarl. It makes your blood run cold and you freeze, finding yourself tucked into a dead end.

Fuck.

You had tried your best to escape. Seriously. Using what weapons you had on you to your advantage, ducking behind obstacles and darting through tiny openings. In your humble opinion you had at least given this gigantic man a run for his money. This gigantic terrifying man.

You hadn't even known what was happening, getting sucked out of your dimension and so rudely dumped out in this random place. You think it’s an abandoned warehouse…except so much larger in size. Courtesy of the tear in the multiverse that spat you out here like a discarded piece of gum. Or something equally gross.

Not to mention the very disturbing glitching your body was going underway every few moments. If it wasnt for the excruciating pain that burned through your body in tandem to the glitches, you would have assumed it to be a nightmare. You’re vaguely sure you saw your lungs outside of your body for a fraction of a second while you glitched.

Those aren’t even your most pressing problems at the moment. You hear a quiet thump as the — man-creature-spider (?) drops down from the ceiling gracefully. You’re not even sure how something so large could be so quiet.

Your neck aches as you have to crane your head just to get a good look at him as he stalks closer. Eerily reminiscent of a predator. He looks a bit like Spider-Man in your home dimension, if Spider-Man wore a mainly blue suit and looked like a monster out of the deepest depths of the abyss.

Maybe that wasn’t fair. You hadn’t seen his face after all. Honestly, you’re not even sure you want to anymore.

Although you had trouble seeing in the dim light here you had still manage to stretch out the hunt for longer than he had been anticipating and at least piss him off. Hiding among the gigantic shelves, tossing everything and anything you could find at his head. You had found out very quickly that this guy, as much as he looked like Spider-Man, did not have that insane sixth sense.

What he did have, however, were apparent talons and a determination that burned above all else to catch you. And kill you. Or eat you. You’re still not sure what he wants.

You spin around, your back pressing forebodingly against the cold walls. There’s no escape route now. Terror and adrenaline rush through your veins like fire, your breaths coming in unsteady puffs.

Maybe you can try and dart around him. Go under and try to find the exit to this place.

He lunges before you can even act on your plan. Or blink. A tight fist big enough to completely curl around your entire body closes in on you. It feels like your stomach’s dropped as he brings you up to his face with a low growl. Still though, just because you’ve been caught doesn’t mean you’ll make this any easier. You squirm and his grip only tightens warningly.

“You are so annoying,” He hisses. “I’m trying to shocking help you and you’re — “ Doesn’t feel like helping you think to yourself dryly and double down on your efforts. You almost manage to slip out of his hand, but are promptly caught with another one. The Spider-Man monster dude is not happy with you in the slightest.

He mumbles something in Spanish, probably a curse judging by the hissing undertones and glare he sends your way.

“Just — stop moving,” He says agitatedly as you continue trying to escape. You can practically feel his blood pressure rising. Talons prick at your back and you squirm away from them.

He scrutinizes you silently, narrowed lenses of his mask boring into you. You seriously don't like that look.

“Fine,” he snaps. “If you want difficult, I’ll show you difficult,”

Before you can even wonder what he means by that, his mask dissipates with a gleam of some sort of technology that you wont bother to try to figure out.

The first thing you note are burning red irises, fixated on you hungrily. The second are the bared fangs, long and dangerous. His maw opens, revealing a large plush tongue and a dark cavern leading down to what you assume to be a rather painful death.

No way. No way this dude is actually going to eat me, you think to yourself, horror surging up inside of you. No fucking way.

Apparently yes fucking way, as you’re stuffed into his mouth rather unceremoniously. It’s hot and wet and everything keeps moving, keeping you disoriented above all else. The light filtering in behind you disappears as he shuts his mouth with a quiet click of finality.

Saliva soaks into your clothes and his tongue curls around you lightly, leaving a thick sheen of spit over your body as well. Pearly white teeth surround your body, glinting in the low light.

the spider-monster-man person hums pleasedly -- is he enjoying this??

Renewed vigor surges through you and you grimly slot the bottom of you feet at the roof of his mouth and pushing. He grunts muffledly and to your elated success, you manage to open his maw slightly.

Fuck him and his stupid fangs. And his stupid "help".

He hisses quietly and the "ground" underneath you shifts, causing you to yelp panickedly. It's stupidly slippery here and you kick against his teeth angrily. He pays you no mind and nudges you toward the back of his pulsating throat.

Maybe if you just try a bit harder... you lunge forward, trying desperately to grab at anything before you're swallowed. you just barely manage to snatch... nothing. It slips from your grip.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK --

You feel your legs get dragged into that yawning abyss of warmth. it's like fighting against the river current -- utterly impossible. a loud swallow tugs you down to your hips, firmly rendering you stuck.

frantically you scrabble at anything before you're tugged down fully with another gulp. it's uncomfortably tight here, not to mention warm and slimy. well fuck him. if you're going to die you might as well choke him as well.

he makes a quiet sound of annoyance as you cling onto the back of his tongue for dear life. a foreign pressure makes you lose your grip, pushing you down further. he must have used his finger from the outside, that cheater.

you slide down his crushing gullet, aided by the slick slide of saliva soaked into your clothes. after what seems like forever you finally pool into a more spacious area.

it's oddly soft and warm here and you push against the cushy walls experimentally. the walls tighten around you, smothering you in warmth.

Miguel heaves a satisfied sigh, resting a hand over his stomach. He can feel frustrated squirming and he smirks. He'd been aggravated to no end since it had been so hard to catch the anomaly in the first place. he pats his gut, feeling a burst of movement.

managing to finally grab them was almost like a relief. he opens the portal back to HQ and reserves to keep them inside for while longer. he can explain that they're fine once he's in his office. for now though, he'll just let them tire themselves out against the lining of his stomach.

[vorethoughts]

Could we have for some Predcanons for our funky lil harlequin D1ment1o? - 🕊

i like to think D1ment1o purrs!!

and his tummy probably pretty,,,

plus he got fangs me think >:)

[s1desn4cks]

For Predcanons, what about Stanley from The Stanley Parable or The Narrator?

Oh, I am SO glad someone asked for them. Thank you Anon!

Let’s start with Stanley.

* He’s usually the prey, but when he is a pred he’s very quick about it.

* He prefers not to leave prey in his mouth because he’s afraid of hurting them.

* He’s unsure if he likes the feeling of prey in his stomach or not, and when he leaves them in there for too long he starts to get a stomachache.

* His stomach is slightly softer than a normal humans, and a lot less wet because he doesn’t have to eat like a normal person.

* Because he doesn’t have to eat, his stomach isn’t used to having stuff inside of it, especially moving things.

* Stanley will blush if you fall asleep in his stomach, he’s unsure why.

* The only one he’s okay letting eat him is Narrator, although he’ll still pout when he arrives in Narrator’s stomach. This hasn’t stopped others from eating him, however.

* He secretly enjoys lounging in a full stomach or cup of tea.

* Stanley and Narrator have special ways of communicating when they eat one another since Stanley can’t talk.

* If anyone else tries to eat him, Stanley will flail and panic because he’s scared he won’t be able to communicate with them.

*Stanley will constantly have a hand on his stomach while someone is in there. He feels like it helps remind both him and the person that he knows they are there.

*Stanley will rub or gently prod at his stomach to communicate with whoever is in there.

Now, let’s talk about Narrator (He’s totally a guilty pleasure pred crush lmao)

* Narrator can size shift. He’s able to shift his own size to be incredibly large, or incredibly small. He cannot change others sizes (but I do have an idea for a character who can in my Stanley Vore-able AU~)

* Narrator is a slow pred. He’ll take his time when swallowing someone, and enjoys toying with them as he does.

* If he sees the prey is clearly stressed or scared, he’ll be quicker about swallowing them so he can make them feel secure.

* He enjoys pairing his prey with different foods an drink, even though he doesn’t need to eat either. His usuals are red wine or tea.

* Narrator’s stomach glows a slight yellow color, as well as his throat. He is unaware of this, and since he only ever usually eats Stanley, he’s never been told about it by someone else.

* His heartbeat is always a slow, constant rhythm that you can hear from within his stomach. Since it’s simulated, it never really changes and is great white noise.

* His stomach is used to having things in it for a long time, so someone could stay in his stomach for days without it bothering him.

* Since Narrator can size shift, he can change the size of his stomach as well. Feeling too squished? He’ll make some room. Tummy hug? No problem!

* Narrator will follow his prey’s decent with his fingers until they reach past his collarbone.

* Unless he’s protecting someone, you would never know there’s a prey in his stomach. He usually just goes about his day and leaves them in there for a bit.

* He secretly enjoys how close the prey is while inside him, and how he has a constant reminder that he’s not alone. (Skip button angst, anyone~?)

*Narrator is never a willing prey. Even the few times Stanley has eaten him, he’s only been semi-willing, and it was only when he couldn’t control his shifting or was absolutely exhausted.

*He will sometimes let out low rumbles, almost like purrs, that vibrate his whole body and are able to be felt by the prey. He will deny this to no end.

* If he’s tipsy, he will rub his stomach and purr even more with a prey inside him.

* Narrator loves some good fearplay every now and then, but only if the prey is willing. He has only scared an unwilling prey ONCE, and regretted it immediately after he gulped them down (story in progress~).

[dreamytum]

[ smashes down your door /j ] more evil pe//ppino predcanons/headcanons!!!!

*awakens from primordial sleep *

So what if you weren't his little funny guy?

He'd be more prone to fearplay and threats if you're just a pest on his kitchen. Stalking you as you try to hide from him.

He'd pin you by your shirt to keep you from running, but to let you frantically squirm. He loves a desperate meal.

He'd tease you on your taste, talking about you as if you're just a good snack

He may leave you to fight and squirm, but he'd occasionally acknowledge your existence with a belly rub

Speaking of which, belly rubs are an easy ticket to a reduced sentence..... Or maybe an extended stay

He might blow some smoke in your face from his cigar in a villainous way because he's evil

[bat-anon-vorener]

i guess a predcanon of magolor i got (more for the before betrayal) this that he'd only nom if the person hunting his ship parts were tuckered out and tired, and maybe a little teaseful while nomming them

:000000000 yes thank youuuuuu

[artisticdoofusxx]

I need someone I can discuss DC predcanons with 🥺

[im-just-a-little-freak]

YES HELLO I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR MORE OPTIMUS (or transformers in general) PREDCANONS UR STUFF IS MAKING MY BRAIN VIBRATE FSFDGDGDGDGDFDGD /pos

As you please, I’m gonna try for knock out because I still need too think of some more stuff with Optimus (I’m sorry)

-knock out isn’t a very comforting pred, he doesn’t think a person would freak out if he ate them so he doesn’t usually comfort them much.

-he might say stuff like “you’re fine you know” if he’s in a good mood though.

-if he likes the person he ate though he will try and fluster them, saying stuff like “oh but why would you be afraid of such a beautiful creature such as myself” or “oh you just looked so sweet I could not stop myself” or something like that.

-just makes the smuggest face the whole time oh my god- like he just is so smug about eating you all around.

-he won’t tell anyone he’s holding you, breakdown is an exception though, he’s gonna tell breakdown.

-if he’s found you on his work table he will probably lean on it as he talks to you.

-grabs you and rolls onto his back, hand under chin, you above his face, grinning like a moron.

-he really likes squirming prey, move around when you aren’t afraid that makes him like you.

-cuddles with breakdown with prey inside, at that point he couldn’t be happier.

-if he eats you…I pray for you

[sfwsillynoms]

M//etal F//amily Predcanons!

(that’s what I call pred headcanons btw)

G//lam

he is always so sweet with you!!

“are…eh…are you okay in there?”

his tummy is light porpol <3333

if you are having a hard day, g//lam will be there in a flash and scoop you up

he is very worried that he will somehow hurt you, so he will always rub his tum lightly as a sort of comfort for you

just a really sweet pred

C//hesnok

he teases you a lot

when you choose to get nommed by him instead of g//lam, he will make a HUGE deal out of it and annoy vi//cky

“well, of COURSE they chose to stay with me! i’m just that good”

he will move around a lot if you are there

acts like he is really firm and kinda rude, but if u squirm a bit it tickles him :3

[sillyromance]

Good day everyone !

Random Knaz Georgy🗡️ predcanons:

1) In case he doesn't know you well, you have to earn his sympathy at the very least if you want to be eaten by this man. He considers himself far too good to swallow just anybody; therefore, if you are granted a permission to enter his core, you should feel honored. There can be exceptions, but they usually mean fatality...

2) He is a HUGE teaser. No matter what kind of person you are, you're going down as a pathetic blushing mess - and trust me: this is only the beginning. You'll know in all the details what kind of flavor you have or how good your squirming feels. Moreover, as a pure gentleman he will taunt you in the most elegant way with a voice which will leave you shivering. Another words, you'll find yourself in a grasp of the most gallant and charming glutton on earth who will equally mesmerize and terrify you.

3) But if he realizes his comments rather upset or scare you, Georgy will instantly quit rambling, apologizing for making you uncomfortable, and show what a thoughtful and respecting companion he can be.

4) Surprisingly, he is a safe predator mostly. Georgy digested people only a few times: those were either dangerous criminals, or some poor souls who asked to be spared from fate far worse. Usually, he eats people for fun/as a prank, to soothe his hunger for a bit, and to comfort/defend those he cares about.

5) Speaking of the devil, Georgy is exceptionally protective; if he takes you under his wing, your safety is ensured.

6) Georgy loves willing prey. To his great sadness, the man's special position in the government has created a devilish aura around him in the same way it has happened to Nor, therefore Georgy is over the moon when someone approaches him with a request to be eaten.

7) Don't hesitate to give him belly rubs. He appreciates attention to his insides and makes sure you feel rewarded for your care about him (you can expect words of affection, physical caress, or even something greater - he is a rich and powerful man after all).

8) This man can't bare his prey crying. Once weeping is heard, he will do everything in his power to calm his prey down and soothe their fears.

9) Georgy is often playful; if he is in the mood, the politician may test you powers, offering hide-and-sick or chase games (he is very good at them).

10) You can shamelessly tell him any dark secrets torturing your soul; Georgy is a careful and understanding listener who will never pass information to anyone if you ask for confidentiality. Yet, even if the reason for your low spirit is just a bad day you've had, you still can count on him. You'll be granted a soft and warm place to hide, ears to hear your sobs, gentle hands to rock your curled up form, and a voice to give you demanded advice.

11) Georgy practically hates the taste of fabric. Although he is ready to sacrifice his comfort for yours and at the sight of danger, it's better for the prey to take off as many layers of clothes as possible. Georgy will be eternally grateful.

12) You better not ask Georgy to eat you before him going to bed if you don't want to be tossed and thrown from side to side like the content of a washing machine - Georgy is a restless sleeper.

13) This aristocrat is an extrovert whom it's hard not to notice in the crowd due to him always announcing about his presence with loud exclamations and thunderous laughter. But don't worry - he visibly lowers his voice once his stomach receives a passanger. You should be ready to cover your ears though if you notice things are heating up outside.

14) Being a very close friend, you can occasionally "encounter" his wife Sonya when you're in Georgy's stomach. It will mean soft cooing and a pair of tender royal hands massaging you while the couple discusses their things.

Quotes:

1) "What a lovely candy you are, darling - one look at you, and I can't wait to feel you wiggling in my throat!"

2) " God dammit! They did what to you!? Show me that rascal and they will know better than mess with a friend of a man-eater... "

3) "Easy, easy... I've got you, sweetheart. Climb right in - let's get you somewhere nice and warm, shall we?"

4) " No, no, don't worry, I don't judge! There is nothing to be ashamed of. Rest peacefully, my little star - I will let you out whenever you want."

5) "Saint heavens... Are you... certain about this?.. I see. Don't worry, sunshine, come here... I'm terribly sorry to hear you've been suffering so much. It's my pleasure to ease your pain. Hold still, and soon you will be safe as a part of me. No one will hurt you again, I promise..."

6) "...Aha! There you are! I said I would find you, didn't I? Well, he comes my treat then..."

7) "Oh! Was the volume too much? My apologies, dear, I didn't mean to yell like that..."

8) "Can I hide you? Yes, I can, but I don't think you'll like it..."

9) "I said 'Enough'! You won't harm them! Either retreat, or try and get through me..."

[safety-writes-noms]

Hiii are you into DC? I’m asking because I want someone else to discuss DC predcanons with 🥺🥺

hi!! Sorry I’ve never picked up a comic book or watched any of the shows/movies of anything dc related so I think I’m kinda useless on this front 😭 you’re totally free to tell me about your favorite characters though :D!! I’m always open to listening to other ppls hc’s even if I don’t know the fandom too well

[s1desn4cks]

Do you have any predcanons for the Sanders Sides?

I’ve actually posted about this before! It’s the first post on my page!

[incothenasty]

yo, welcome back into play, chief. y'got anything for marie?

Mar/ie

Alright lets talk about the sassy one of the sq/uid sis/ters.

Ma/rie isn't entirely a cruel predator per say, but she's absolutely a bitch. She doesn't actively berate you, don't expect any "You weren't going to amount to anything other than chum in my guts anyway" or whatever. If you're close with her, you will get teased, but its mostly lighthearted stuff. If she doesn't know you well, you can expect to be ignored most of the time. Any squirms and struggles will be met with mild annoyance at most and maybe a "knock it off" or two. You will be treated as if you're not even there, for better or worse: no physical berration, but no tender love or care.

She doesn't partake in the act of the nom often, at least in comparison to some other notable splatpreds. However, she does do it to please fans, if she's hungry and its easier than eating normal food, or if you're a close friend.

Close friends, as briefly mentioned before, get a lot better treatment from the smug idol. She doesn't show it much, but if you're a homie then often she eats you because she cares. Expect playful teasing, and soft massages. If you can handle the mock belittlement, its not a bad time at all. Squishy, warm, very green. Inks and Octos have internals that match their ink colors, and their stomachs are full of the same ink! Mar/ie's is usually green, as thats her usual color.

Probably the person who gets this treatment most is Age/nt 4. Of the few people Mar/ie is close friends with, 4 is probably the most preyish (though they have still been known to eat a few people. But thats a story for when I talk about the agents.)

Just don't get in her gut before a spl/atfest. She is not afraid to get up on stage and do her little dance... with you still inside, sloshing around. Unless you want to be tossed around like a beanbag, that is...