#the Stanley Vorable

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For Predcanons, what about Stanley from The Stanley Parable or The Narrator?

Oh, I am SO glad someone asked for them. Thank you Anon!

Let’s start with Stanley.

* He’s usually the prey, but when he is a pred he’s very quick about it.

* He prefers not to leave prey in his mouth because he’s afraid of hurting them.

* He’s unsure if he likes the feeling of prey in his stomach or not, and when he leaves them in there for too long he starts to get a stomachache.

* His stomach is slightly softer than a normal humans, and a lot less wet because he doesn’t have to eat like a normal person.

* Because he doesn’t have to eat, his stomach isn’t used to having stuff inside of it, especially moving things.

* Stanley will blush if you fall asleep in his stomach, he’s unsure why.

* The only one he’s okay letting eat him is Narrator, although he’ll still pout when he arrives in Narrator’s stomach. This hasn’t stopped others from eating him, however.

* He secretly enjoys lounging in a full stomach or cup of tea.

* Stanley and Narrator have special ways of communicating when they eat one another since Stanley can’t talk.

* If anyone else tries to eat him, Stanley will flail and panic because he’s scared he won’t be able to communicate with them.

*Stanley will constantly have a hand on his stomach while someone is in there. He feels like it helps remind both him and the person that he knows they are there.

*Stanley will rub or gently prod at his stomach to communicate with whoever is in there.

Now, let’s talk about Narrator (He’s totally a guilty pleasure pred crush lmao)

* Narrator can size shift. He’s able to shift his own size to be incredibly large, or incredibly small. He cannot change others sizes (but I do have an idea for a character who can in my Stanley Vore-able AU~)

* Narrator is a slow pred. He’ll take his time when swallowing someone, and enjoys toying with them as he does.

* If he sees the prey is clearly stressed or scared, he’ll be quicker about swallowing them so he can make them feel secure.

* He enjoys pairing his prey with different foods an drink, even though he doesn’t need to eat either. His usuals are red wine or tea.

* Narrator’s stomach glows a slight yellow color, as well as his throat. He is unaware of this, and since he only ever usually eats Stanley, he’s never been told about it by someone else.

* His heartbeat is always a slow, constant rhythm that you can hear from within his stomach. Since it’s simulated, it never really changes and is great white noise.

* His stomach is used to having things in it for a long time, so someone could stay in his stomach for days without it bothering him.

* Since Narrator can size shift, he can change the size of his stomach as well. Feeling too squished? He’ll make some room. Tummy hug? No problem!

* Narrator will follow his prey’s decent with his fingers until they reach past his collarbone.

* Unless he’s protecting someone, you would never know there’s a prey in his stomach. He usually just goes about his day and leaves them in there for a bit.

* He secretly enjoys how close the prey is while inside him, and how he has a constant reminder that he’s not alone. (Skip button angst, anyone~?)

*Narrator is never a willing prey. Even the few times Stanley has eaten him, he’s only been semi-willing, and it was only when he couldn’t control his shifting or was absolutely exhausted.

*He will sometimes let out low rumbles, almost like purrs, that vibrate his whole body and are able to be felt by the prey. He will deny this to no end.

* If he’s tipsy, he will rub his stomach and purr even more with a prey inside him.

* Narrator loves some good fearplay every now and then, but only if the prey is willing. He has only scared an unwilling prey ONCE, and regretted it immediately after he gulped them down (story in progress~).

[lilspice05]

Review time loves

Hey my lil Spicers, I know it's been a while and you've been waiting for me to post. So this week we are going to be doing something a little bit different. I'm going to be doing a movie review on a really old movie that actually has been banned in England and a few other countries for how outgoing it is. 

Which is why for this week's blog I had the pleasure of watching the crazy, out of the world, and all out weird movie called A Clockwork Orange directed by Stanley Kubrick. This film is actually based off the 1962 novel written by Anthony Burgess and took place in England. This movie itself focuses on multiple issues that society had around the 70's such as drugs, unfair laws, and high crime. Which is based on all those issues plus religion and how everyone has a devil and god side inside of them and depending on how we are winded up like a toy is the side we choose. The director's purpose of making this film was to get not just society but every person to start to realise what was right and wrong. Now I myself had been told by other people that before watching expect something weird and just plain strange. Well I definitely wasn't disappointed as their were scenes of weird men and women sitting in a bar with mankins all around drinking milk, dicks and vagins all on the walls, a woman killed with a giant dick, and even when Alex the main character played by Malcom McDowell is being tested to show he’s cured had a man yelling at him to lick his shoe and a naked women shoved into his face. I will say this as well if you are not a fan of nudity and or rape, violence, or even police brutally then this is not the movie for you. However, it is a really good movie for adults or people who want the real truth about society and it’s dark side. As Alex himself is the narrator throughout the film giving a deeper meaning. With saying that  scene that really couldn’t get out of my mind even as you are reading this was when the main character Alex was strapped down in the chair and had his eyes forcefully held open with surgical tools. They did this to the main character as an experiment to try and expel the ‘evil’ out of him, but in the process they were doing some terrible things themselves. The scientists or people who were in charge of the experiment made him watch a series of short films, twice daily. These films included rape in the form called ‘in and out’ by the main character Alex, scenes from World War II, people dressed in all white like his old so called ‘friends’ used to wear. Those so called ‘friends’, Dim and Georgie back played by Warren Clarkeand and James Marcus back home had stabbed him in the back and left him alone to deal with all the consequences of their crimes that they were accomplices too. All of these films related to Alex and really messed with his mind throughout the film. He was also given drugs that caused him to feel nauseous throughout this process so his mind would form a pattern relating to seeing these events and how he actually felt. Those in charge of the experiment were brainwashing Alex into believing that he was actually nauseous whenever he was faced with ‘evil situations leaving him vorable. The scientists even accidentally made his brain form a pattern between the music playing during these films as well and he became nauseous later on in the movie when he heard a song by Beethoven play, which happened to only be the 9th. The brainwashing changed Alex’s life and he was not prepared to go back out into the dark world that was out waiting for him. His family basically forced him out of the house, he got beat down in the streets, and then his so called ‘friends’ returned with badges and they were now cops. They took him into the woods and nearly killed him and left him to die. By the end of the movie, enough was enough for Alex and he decided he no longer wanted to live with his mind being in the state he was in and he jumped out of the window in what looked to be like a 3 story building. While this fall did not kill him, it relinquished him of his burden that the scientists had put on him. His injuries had practically erased those patterns that had formed and his mind was once again free. Alex was no longer trapped with the burden of feeling nauseous whenever something bad happened in front of him. Leading towards the end of the movie where he just finally just flips a switch and becomes the person he was before. 

If you're still here after reading all of that and slowly processing how much this film takes you through, I have to say it's a 4 out of 10 on the scale for me. It wasn't the worst movie I've ever seen but it also wasn't the best either.It was actually in my top 10 worst films though. It was just too weird for me as it was totally out of my comfort zone and differently could have been filmed in a different way to portray some of the problems as I said above differently. Also not to mention it made a renfence to being gay and how bad it was back then it was frowned upon. That wouldn't really be expected in this day of age as everyone has their opinion. That's why I wouldn't recommend this movie to really anyone unless for an example of what not to do. 

Well i’m little Spicers, it's always the best writing for you guys and gals and i hope this review gives you the insight that you needed on a film that no one really knew was still around. As always have a spicy day and I love each and every one of you. 

[s1desn4cks]

So- I’m not dead! And I come back with fic ideas! I now have a list of fics I’m going to write and post here, maybe including some art as well!

*MHA, Aizawa protective noms, G/T.

*Random OCs that a friend and I share, G/T

*Spooky Month, Kevin and Streber, aftermath and reconciling from these fics:

*Stanley Vorable, a series of unfortunate noms.

*Spooky Month, Bob and y/n, dinner date

*Eddsworld, probably some borrower stuff with Pred!Tord, definitely some Pred!Tom.

*Digital Circus, Prey!Jax, he’s just done with everything and used to getting nommed due to Caine’s shenanigans.

*FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST FICS AS WELL!!!

*ILL BE LOOKING AT ALL ANON AND NON ANON REQUESTS FOR BOTH ART AND FICS!