#and missa just

[hydriadd]

okay so I am still thinking about the q!pissa kiss in prison and Phil and Missa getting jelly on behalf of the other (missa with agent 18 i’m pretty sure and phil gagging when missa hugged someone for I think an art class)

and so I give some q!Phil headcanons, since idk any for some jealous q!Missa

Phil absolutely LOVES to use his wings for Missa now that they can be out more. Rain? Wing. Cold? Wing. Wings solve everything (not rlly but they probably feel like they do for him)

So I think if q!Phil is feeling jelly bc of possible romantic affection given to q!Missa, he will wrap on of his wings, the one closest to Missa, around him, even snuggle into him if he feels like it who knows

[royalarchivist]

Fit: Oh yeah, the great outdoors! All we need is a can of beans, and we'll have a good time.

Phil: There's two empty seats, I can't remember what– who they're for though. [Snorts then leans off-screen and laughs]

Fit: [Slowly realizes what Phil said] ...No. No. No. No! No! NO! WE ARE NOT DOING THIS RIGHT NOW! WE ARE NOT DOING THIS, PHIL. Ok? We are not doing this.

Sneeg: Do you wanna talk about it...?

Phil: [Continues laughing]

Fit: No man, this- this man thinks trauma is funny. He thinks trauma is funny– He thinks interpersonal emotional trauma is funny! Yeah, we're all laughing, Phil. We're all laughing. Yeah– [Monotone voice] "Hahaha! So funny." So funny. So funny.

Sneeg: Alright, bro. Why don't you go–

Fit: Gaslight girlboss, right? Yeah, that's what we do, that's what we do.

Phil: Oh my god– [Exhales and laughs] That tickled me, that was a good one. Uh, right–

[glowsticcc]

there is an upsettingly small amount of pissa outfit swap content and i won’t stand for it any longer

[ladeldee]

This guy needs compensation for all the men after his husband

[yepmimix]

was struck with the urge to have death family work a 9 to 5 dead end office job

[moti-otp]

The urge to make an AU of this concept grrrr

[chiisaikobito]

sleepy family :D

[kayit-z]

Porque nada valgo, porque nada tengo

Si no tengo lo mejor

Tu amor y compañía en mi corazooonn

[rakkuntoast]

phil pov (translation : for you my love)

[raccoonpog]

Death family dark fantasy au !!!

[gracefireheart]

It them :]

[elcucurucho]

missa POV is objectively the funniest way to consume qsmp content he logs in once every couple months cries gets lore dumped on by the least reliable sources possible cries again and then logs off. and it KEEPS HAPPENING

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: That's the original, dude. I have a really cool hat dude– damn, look, I'm going to bring you my hat– [He walks off-camera]

Missa: Guys, we don't have much time, we don't have much time– Roier, Roier– Quackity faked the moon landing. You need to know. You need to know. We have to tell them– we're taking advantage of the opportunity to tell them, ok? If you see photos of the moon landing, Quackity faked them—

Roier:

[glowsticcc]

she looks like her apa now and i’m so normal :’)

[ladeldee]

I just like the idea that once Missa hears Phil has another "kid" he'd try and do whatever he can to help and Phil feels emotions about it

[yepmimix]

they make me sickkkkk