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[stolenbuckets]

"I HATE F1 rpf" *stumbles over a Rock, falls to the Ground, Phone landing in front of me with the Google Tab open of Ao3 Liam/Logan Fics* "N-No!!! THOSE AREN'T MINE!! I-I Swear!!!" *starts to cry, reaching for Phone, accidentally clicks on the Tab on Ao3 with Alex/Logan Fics* "N-No... This... I c-can explain it!!"

[winterbeautyees]

Gonna be brave once again because I just encounter this post

First blog: "Difference between Book Louis and Show Louis is that Show Louis like this blah blah blah that Book Louis doens't like blah blah blah "

Comment section: "So true, that why Show Louis is preferable blah blah blah Book Louis is so boring blah blah blah, they are so different it's amazing what the show did to the character to change all that boring interest blah blah blah"

Next blog: "The show is literally the breath of the book, it follows the original material"

Same comment section: "So true, the characters are literally the same"

SAY THAT AGAIN! BUT LOUDER!!!

[theside-b]

I was completely out of the loop with The On1y One controversy: the novel readers (more specifically the c-fans) are complaining that it's too different from the book, so much so that the director himself (the man behind Your Name Engraved Herein mind you) decided to come forth and say 'shut up and take it'.

I was going to say that if you want a word by word adaptation go watch JBLs, but then even those are suffering with crazy fans... that's why I can't fault the director's approach lol

[canideadmeow]

hate to do this to myself but i never seem to stop flipping a few pages ahead of where i am and read a little bit, it's like giving myself a bait but i always end up getting such major spoilers like don't even get me started.

[gregorovitch-adler]

Uh, no, John, you lot do not work with the police, you guys are supposed to work independently.

The police comes asking for your and Holmes' help, not the other way 'round.

[shittygaypornmagazine]

"You're on your knees. Aren't you praying?" could have been such a sick fucking line if it didn't originally come from a weird lil old lady at the store I work at

[donfermin]

https://www.tumblr.com/donfermin/787714384479813632/some-people-should-really-go-outside-and-touch

The number of sad Fermín x Berta edits that have infiltrated the Fermín tag on TikTok is a travesty. I don’t get why people are so invested in WAGs.

I honestly have no words 🙃 having parasocial relationships with footballers is already weird enough, but the obsession with wags that some people have it's really insane

[cannibalirl]

when i try to talk to someone about one of my interests and they're dismissive and suddenly i'm a neglected kid again who's mom doesn't even know her likes/dislikes hobbies and interests bc she never took the time to pay attention

[a-timely-problem]

....my friend told me that she once started watching Bridgerton and appearently she had known nothing about it... guess where she started watching it? On the plane. I would pay money to see a recording of her realizing what kind of show this was gonna be

[nemo-of-house-hamartia]

The way Aranea is going to be so ABSOLUTY INCENSED once the whole Dream Guardian's arc comes to a close.

If you have read her bio and if you have played the game up until the 3rd Act, YOU KNOW WHY.

I suspect a huge barbecue will be going on in the Astral Plane.

[itsaboutbee]

Rat!Kai throwing himself down a stairless flight is and then trying to bite me upon trying to help him is very in character

[thewolfisawake]

Balmoral Being an Absolute Sap (aka Him Flirting with Mhoirbheinn)

"How can ah nae end up loving a' about my m'eudail? From your care a' the way t' your spite. ah love every bit. Ah love your violence. Ah love t' show every part of me fir your pleasure. Ah love a' the kinds of strength you have. Ah love you at peace an' restful. Ah adore every. little. reaction. Ah love it a' about you, Bheinnan."

"Nothing is ever wasted, if it is fir you. You dinnae need grand declarations you say but ah have t' say it so that you ken, it's engraved in your being how ceaselessly, devoutly ah cherish you."

"Come now, no need to be modest. Just with a single piercing gaze, strikes true to one's core. A figure already so distinct and to think, we have yet to finish that growth. And a yet waiting prowess laden with potential. How does anyone not notice? How does anyone not flit with the thought they might have encountered a baobhan sith? Or is it a leannan sith?"

"Some days I wonder if you have cursed me. For you are truly bewitching, Bheinnan. Your presence, your touch addictive. And if it were a curse, I have no desire to sever its hold. For it keeps you here with me."

"My leanan sith of destruction and ardor. If my fight be a well-loved canvas, then it only be because of the pull of my muse t' drive me. And a' of it merely a tribute t' my endless devotion."

"When the person ended up every bit of exceptional and then some despite everything…how am I not to fall for him?"

"M'eudail, my eyes always find you. Yes, even back during that time. Especially during that time. After all, how could ah no want tae trace your pure fine frame? Make an excuse tae hae your hair within my grasp? Hae a' excuse in the world tae make your splendid face starred with silver? When the sublime lies abreast tae you, would it not be tantalizing tae want tae partake of him?"

"Nothing of the sort. I have the divine with me, for what reason would I need an imitation?"

"You say to punish you. For you deserve it. Very well, but I will not bloody you because that is what you want and I will not be that kind.Because I know it hurts you when I touch you like this, I will do so. And because it writhes in your heart when I say, 'it is not your fault,' I will speak it. All this and more until you have had your fill of this torture…or until for even a sliver, you can believe my words are true, m'annsachd…"

"It pales in comparison tae the sublime befir me. A candidness thon ah feel only brings me closer tae thon pure brilliant heart. A gentle darkness thon enraptures and embraces yin so close like this. Truly yin so divine."

"A day I could finally capture your attention. A day where I could be able to have a taste of your being. A day of your reciprocation…indeed I have."

"It's pretty but ah hafta try harder fir yin just as lovely as you" (about getting hair accessories for Mhoirbheinn (which he has gotten a lot))

"Tae whit ah owe the honor of being graced by land's blessing made manifest?"

"M'annsachd, you are just that: a blessing. The only hand to reach out when turbulence threatens to drown any dissidence. The wings that keep one aloft. The only true levity of this world."

"I wonder the same. How can I possibly grant the bliss to a most precious being such as you? To the magnitude, no greater than the love you have gifted."

"To rule���that was all anyone wanted of me, asked of me, was why I was born…but you….oh, you…you were the one that gave me everything……you were the one thing I ever wanted for myself….all mine……"

"When I was little, there was a thread like this that brought me respite at a time where there was no hope, no future. What was tied to that thread……gave me strength to carve a path when there was none. So this tie is a reminder of that strength….and a symbol of my eternal gratitude."

"Centuries, I have toiled and reached for this. But this?" he held the diadem for a moment, "This was my duty. But you?" he gently placed it atop his head, hand caress and behold his beloved's face, "You were my dream."

[faaun]

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[flogisto]

big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also