#and mercury is in scorpio… take no shit but watch what you say bc mars is in cancer and almost exactly opposing pluto

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Astro Observation/Rants #3 (includes moral support for ppl with harsh aspects between their big 3)

🍰UNDERRATED ASPECT COMBO: Mercury sextile venus + mars when I tell you the amount of crazy situations I’ve talked my way out of and the amount of free things I’ve talked my way into is simply ridiculous.. The mixture of both I think gives someone a rlly nice and sweet way of talking but with a certain tact and persuasion with how their saying it if that makes sense? Which equals a real charmer in words but also someone very skilled in how to get what they want through what their saying. If you have this as well start using it to your advantage trust me it works!!!

☹️Does anyone else who has Pluto or Saturn on or aspecting the ascendant in a harsh aspect have an intense self awareness that kind of keeps them from doing certain things bc it gets to much be too much or you get too paranoid over what others will think of you?

😪Being a Sagittarius but with Saturn as my dominant/elevated planet is really not what I signed up for... I thought I was getting my fun carefree casual storyline but Saturn said it’s the struggle for me. RIP to young me who only looked at cookbook astrology and rlly thought I was doing something...

🙃Ppl who have their sun or ascendant squaring your own ascendant usually have habits or just certain things they do that tend to annoy you or make you judgemental in how they present themselves to the world and others around them. My virgo rising squares my moms sagittarius sun and I can’t take her anywhere 😕

🥵Venus square mars is so hot yet such a disaster in synastry😭 like maybe it’s because I attract relationships that tend to be as messy as something out of a Netflix original but I’m always so attracted to guys who’s venus’ square my mars... and then they open their mouths😪

📚If you know someone with mercury in an aspect to saturn compliment their intellect, writting skills or just knowledge in general!! Ppl with this aspect tend to feel insecure with being considered “smart” even if they really are! Most ppl I’ve met are able to articulate their thoughts rlly well and are like walking dictionaries almost? They way they talk when explaining definitions or concepts is also lowkey hot🥵maybe that’s just my Virgo rising talking tho...

💖Sun in any aspect to venus but especially the conjunct/trine as an aspect between two people is the official hype man aspect!! The venus person hypes the hell out of the sun person and vice versa!! Probs the loyal fan who’s always in your comment section😘I love this aspect sm tho you just love the entire being of the other person! one of my fave celebrities has her venus conjunct my sun and I am deeply in love with her🤪

😩WHEN WILL THE UNIVERSE GIVE ME ANYTHING OTHER THEN A DAMN PISCES ARIES OR LIBRA MAN ITS GETTING OLD give me my Scorpio or Capricorn man😭🙏 (except dont bc all of hell will break loose and it’ll be me invigoratingly opening the gates)

🌗If you have your sun in a harsh aspect to your moon (square or opposite) your childhood was probably not the most fun in the home life and you probably understood the harsh reality of marriage or just unhealthy relationships in general from the parents :/ the whole sun/moon inner conflict was also probs pretty prevalent and caused social issues with peers at school.. honestly such a sad aspect to have as a child bc everything’s so hard and you don’t understand why bc you don’t rlly understand yourself yet :( but once you grow into it and figure out how to balance your emotions/moon to your overall personality/sun one can become the strength where the other is weak and it creates a sort of wondrous enigma of a person and ppl can become rlly entranced in your personality! It’s called layers bitch😜

🤫Scorpio/Pluto in the 3rd house (I have both🤗) could be someone who has a lot of secretive hobbies or interests that they don’t share with a lot of ppl but may have a secret social media accounts for them👀 not the type to tell ppl if they like someone but the ppl who are close to them will catch on or honestly figure out just by asking them straight up bc once confronted we get all embarrassed and you can see it on our faces super easily! We love our mysteries, plot twist or literally anything that requires digging deeper or making theories when reading or watching something. No surface level shit here🙅‍♀️

💸Mars in 2nd house may have a shopping addiction or may be bad at saving money. They usually binge shop and are the types that went to a grocery store for more untensils and came back with a waffle maker and a bunch of baking supplies😅 stingy if you eat their food without permission... the type to freak out if they left their fave shirt at their friends house after a sleepover lol, probs has a thing for food and sex together or sex in a really luxurious place with candles and rose petals.. it’s go big or I’m going tf home with them. Have furniture in ur home their not fucking in a god damn roller rink🤣

🌟People with Mercury in Aquarius/aspecting Uranus seem to really like talking about scientific theories or futuristic concepts!! All the ones I’ve known have had really grand ideas and seem to like anything related to the mystical but also seemingly holds a lot of innovative undertones! One of my friends who has Mercury in Aquarius aspecting Neptune/Uranus has a thing for the Disney short films which honestly is like a mix of neptune and uranus in its art forms! I’ve always thought it was cute how eager she is to show me them☺️

🌊From what I’ve observed an aspect that can make someone kind of bad at confrontation or like vocalizing their feelings until it’s too late and their bursting like a freaking geyser is Pisces mars. It doesn’t rlly take a lot to have them feeling some sort of way either with or without a valid reason (this is just an observation from the ones I’ve seen I don’t want to generalize!!) but the way they get angry is like a baby’s tempter tantrum and because I’m a Sagittarius I can always see thru the bullshit and I’m like is anyone else seeing this? I think overall besides Scorpio having a water mars signs is exceptionally hard so I cut them some slack but at what cost😫

🤤Mars conjunct Jupiter people are yummy. The men and women both are so hot and the men are always exuding big dick energy and usually thats what their giving👀

🌎All my big 3 create harsh aspects to one another (sun square moon, moon opposite ascendant, ascendant square sun) I honestly don’t know how I made it this far without literally exploding from tension but to anyone with these I guess my advice would be to refrain from taking things too personally bc it’s usually never that serious we’re just already a bit insecure in ourselves and how we present ourselves to the world! Your perception of how others view you vs how they actually do are usually very different in a good way but we tend to self sabotage ourselves into acting the way we think others want us to! I think having so many conflictive yet different sides of yourself creates a very influential character. It’s kind of like living in many completely different places throughout your life. The change is always hard and you don’t always feel secure but your experience and perception on things are really unique and you can offer other ppl a whole new perspective on who they are bc you yourself are always looking through the world through conflicting yet contrasting lenses.

[lexical-libra]

Signs and crushes (according to ruling planets)

Sun (Leo): very bold. Not afraid to out shine other people. Like to spread their warm feelings and attitudes onto the people they like. Generous and will share the warmth they exude. Hardworking, doesn’t mind a challenge. They heat themselves up until its enevitably so hot that they must do something about it so they make rash but appropriate decisions. BUT can use their generosity to manipulate you into giving them what they want, and peacing out.

Mercury (Gemini & Virgo): Very good at using their words to get who and what they want. Analytical, and can calculate what to answer before you even ask the question. Not above a nicely placed sexual joke or innuendo. Very intuitive. If you peak their interest enough, they will dissociate into a different person (you’d rather the happy one over the angry one). In the beginning, if they like you they’ll stfu and let you have the talking stick. BUT also use their words to talk mad shit. And trust me, you do not wanna be on the angry side of a Mercury sign.

Venus (Taurus & Libra): they use their charm, wit, and sensuality to lure you in. Eye contact. Soft lingering touches. Takes their time in figuring out if they like you (kind of painful tbh but they also take their time on you if u know what I mean). Would rather spread love and avoid drama, but not above standing up for you.(if they stand up for you, they enjoy you, cause they don’t take sides for shit) Will always be trying to make you laugh. When comfortable with you, will open up their vulnerable side and let you in on their weird imaginations and insecurities. HINT* not afraid to tease you/ tell you exactly what they’re thinking no sugar. If they hide their humor or opinions it’s because they don’t trust you. BUT also uses their beauty, with no remorse, to get things they want. They KNOW they’re pretty and alluring, so watch out.

Mars (Aries & ~Scorpio): very aggressive when pursuing an interest. Will always challenge/ ask you to do things with them. Driven to get the things they set out for. Seems to somehow ALWAYS be around?? Not afraid to make conversation even if you just met. It’s like they feed off the “wow” feeling they give you by being so forward. Something about them makes them irresistible. Very Sexual, but in private (unlike Virgo and Gemini). BUT can also throw that thang in reverse and skrt the fuck out as quick as they came in. That irrisistibleness is their power they wield over you to get you to stick around... while they think they can do whatever they please on the side.

Jupiter (Sagittarius & ~Pisces): got hit with the lucky stick bc they are so optimistic. Have a love for life, unequal to any other. So, with that being said, they love things in abundance. so they will always want to be around you. Any time of the day. Doing anything. Very witty. Instantly likable. Talks about traveling with you, and conspiracy theories. If they don’t wanna talk about the future it’s because they don’t see you in it (...yet). BUT bc they need things in abundance... they gunna need an abundance of partners, and they don’t think it’s even the slightest problem.

Saturn (Capricorn & ~Aquarius): They are very diligent and hard working. Very attentive, will remember the tiniest details abt you. Would do anything for you, or to help/protect you. Kind of shy at first but actually become extremely silly once you know them well enough. Sorry but they are power whores, they fiend for being the dominant one (especially in the bedroom) but that also means they don’t mind doing literally anything and everything to make you happy. They are willing to put in the time to get to know you and let you get to know them. [Unlike Taurus/libra where their time is deciding if they even want to be associating with you] BUT they can fucking parent you to death like I DONT NEED YOU TO FIX ALL MY PROBLEMS!!

Uranus (Aquarius): Very original, so lots of them take weird approaches to talking to people they like. Not very traditional, so they will try to get you to open up your weird side. Does stuff to shock you. Bc they’re so unorthodox, lots of times they’ll ask you to do random shit with them like, Go print out copies of flyers, or take a trip to fill their gas tank, or a Wendy’s run at 2 am but they don’t want to get anything, they just drove bc they knew u wanted it. BUT, bc they are non traditional, they can often hit it and quit it, or hit it and not tell anyone ever and deny that they did til they die.

Neptune (Pisces): very creative, will probably slide in your dms with a gif. Takes you on fun dates. Used their compassion to appeal to your soft side, to make sure they have your attention. Always say the right things!! Bc they are secretly psychic and already know what you want/ need and what buttons to push to get you those things. Very smart, BUT use that knowledge and power to manipulate you into doing something they want, and make it seem like your idea. Big fucking whiners if they don’t get what they want. Act like toddlers sometimes.

Pluto (Scorpio): very intense, and use it to draw you in. They will draw you in... only if they want to though, bc they have so much power and control over the situation. Very in the moment and will do almost anything to keep you happy, as long as you fill their quota. You never know what they’re thinking bc they have so many things going on in their brains. BUT if you don’t fill their quota, they can break out into fights OR get angry and storm out. (U know, cuz intensity)

Moon (cancer): emotional. Very much cares about you and what’s going on in your life and how your fam is doing. Wants to help you, always. If you give them enough time, their “mothering” can evolve into being hypersensitive to your moods, always knowing how to react and how to help. Very big on keeping up with friendships/ relationships unless you were a piece of shit to them. Will cry with/for you. Loves the idea of family and unity. BUT can be too emotional, and will feel trapped and angry cry to drown their demons.

[letseattodaysass]

All of the astrology asks

-aries: what are you passionate about?

Acting? Being a bitch? Being neutral and dead inside? Not having a passion? Idk man.

-taurus: name 3 of your favorite books.

Eragon, Four Past Midnight, and The Lightning Thief.

-gemini: what was the last text you sent?

“Lol I ran a red light”

-cancer: if you could choose your child's zodiac sign, what would it be?

Cancer? Which happens to be the same as this question lol.

-leo: name something you love about yourself.

The fact that I literally do not give a fuck anymore and it pisses people off lmao.

-virgo: what's your #1 pet peeve?

People talking over each other and then it just turns into yelling and I want to die.

-libra: describe your dream partner.

Tall as fuck, nice eyes, not a skinny hoe so I can be thrown across the goddamn room during sex, also really really nerdy and into Let’s Players.

-scorpio: do you trust easily?

No but I tell people everything so they can’t use it against me as leverage lmao.

-sagittarius: if you could travel to any place in the world, where would it be?

Venice I think.

-capricorn: what's your dream job?

Ideally an actor or a writer (or a YouTuber but everyone is these days so).

-aquarius: do you believe in aliens?

Do you not? Dude, space is so vast there has to be something else out there don’t be fucking dumb.

-pisces: describe someone you love.

She’s tall and skinny as hell and has boney fingers and toes but is really pretty and has great eyebrows and eyes and hair and is cute literally always. Also she lets me bitch about people all the time and has never ever made me second guess myself (after we became friends because we used to mutually think that we hated each other even though we didn’t).

-sun: describe yourself in 3 words.

Short, pudgy, hyperactive

-moon: what's your favorite song?

Whistle for the Choir by the Fratellis

-rising/asc: how would you describe your style?

Hardcore androgynous? Idk man depends on the day (Zee says, “Soft butch but you’re not a lesbian”).

-mars: are you easily angered?

More like easily annoyed because some people can be real fuckin dumb.

-venus: what's your aesthetic?

I have like a bajillion. Like fairy lights, well worn books, black skirts and knee high socks, and Polaroids. But also like abandoned buildings, horror games, the shapes in the shadows, and ghosts. So like gentle spook? Idk man.

-mercury: what color do you talk in?

Navy blue

-jupiter: what moral do you live by?

That as long as you’re honest, you aren’t being a bad person.

-saturn: what's your biggest fear?

Being alone forever because I have lost a fuck ton of people this year lmao.

-uranus: are you rebellious?

Kind of? Not because I hate my mom or anything but because I like adventure (and also girls, tattoos, and piercings but that’s just collateral).

-neptune: share one of your dreams.

Be successful and happy I guess idk I don’t really have anything super specific.

-pluto: what's the biggest thing you've learned by far in your life?

Some people only want to take from you and don’t expect to have to give anything in return.

-lilith: do you have any guilty pleasures?

I make burritos at like 1 in the morning a lot while watching Game Grumps.

-chiron: have you ever broken a bone?

Nope.

-ceres: are you a momfriend?

I’m more of the sister friend, where I’ll fuck someone’s shit up but also help you safely make bad decisions.

-pallas: do you have a good relationship with your parents?

With my mom, yes. With my dad, no.

-juno: do you believe in soul mates?

Yes but I also believe that you have more than one. Maybe you have four friend soulmates and only one significant other soulmate. Maybe you don’t have any significant other soulmates. Who knows. Not me.

-1st house: are you confident?

Yes…? Unless I’m having a really anxious day.

-2nd house: if you could only keep one of your personal items, what would you choose?

My laptop bc I just spent $600 on it lmao.

-3rd house: do you like to read?

Yeah but I don’t very often unfortunately.

-4th house: what does your bedroom look like?

A mess and kind of empty since I’m packing for college. (Three weeks till I leave)

-5th house: name your favorite movie or show.

Baby Driver was a great movie and G.L.O.W. is a fucking awesome show.

-6th house: do you participate in community service?

If acting at the local theater counts, yes. If not, lol no.

-7th house: if you could choose, what zodiac sign would you like your dream partner to be?

Idk a lot of the things say Cancer is the best match for Pisces so that I guess.

-8th house: do you believe in reincarnation?

Sure, why not.

-9th house: what's your favorite quote?

“I banged ladesh” (Like Bangladesh but a sex joke)

-10th house: are you good at public speaking?

It depends on what it’s about. If I’m really invested and well educated in the topic, I’m great but if I’m shitting out of my mouth, absolutely not.

-11th house: what sign(s) is your best friend/squad?

Zee is Gemini, Blake is Taurus, Grace is Cancer, and Dan is Virgo.

-12th house: do you like to be alone?

Sometimes but I do need to see people or else I’ll go crazy.

Sorry for the late response, I just assume no one asks me to answer these lmao