#and lottie would just be like 🧍‍♀️

[fabaceous]

Mari confessional but it's her admitting to rigging the cards so Misty/Crystal always get the worst ones

SHE SO WOULD DO THAT

[heartz4shauna]

omg you should write some of the yj girls are the ghostbusters!! I have no plot for it :( maybe something like their first mission as a team is to investigate this haunted building. (your spengler post inspired this ask)

Who ya gonna call?

Warnings: ghostbusters!au (van, lottie, misty, shauna)

a/n: decided to do this as headcanons instead i’m too lazy to write something fully soz 🙈 ik it’s a weird group pairing but i wanted to broaden my horizon for characters :)

👻shauna would literally be the most skittish mf EVER!!! she’d hear a bang, or another girl whispering and she’d jump out of her skin

👻misty, on the other hand.. that bitch is fearless. she’s the one you’d have to worry about. one of the girls would round a corner and she’d just be standing there like 🧍‍♀️ “what”

👻lottie would be the “leader” type. she’d have to drag the others along cuz they’re too afraid, even though it’s their job and they’ve PREPARED for this (except for misty, obvs)

👻trying to lighten everyone’s mood would be none other than van!! cracking corny ass jokes at the worst times, “why didn’t the ghost go to prom?” she’d nudge shauna with a smirk, “cuz he had no body to go with!!”

👻seeing slimer agh!!! van would be so cool with him cuz he’s just chilling. but like misty would be the one to actually chase down the ghosts and trap em. shauna would be grossed out at him cuz he’s bright green and SLIMEY (fair) lottie would be so completely neutral . like unbelievably fine with him

👻i could so see van trying to hit on one of the ghosts who she thought was fine like “hey.. you been dead long or what?” 😏

👻lottie would tell the group to stay together, just in case, while misty thinks they should split up, cover more ground but she knows she’s the only one with any balls to do anything alone

👻if went alone, shauna would get herself into deep shit, no joke. seeing anything, her face would drop “oh shit what was that” and it was a roach like. her and van would be the ones running around, getting chased after

👻”guys we have to focus, let’s just get this done” misty says to the pair after finding them shaking and crying in a corner (real) lottie’d just be in her own world, wandering around, getting lost, bumping into things.

[taissaswifelowkey]

yellowjackets and how they’re jealous

1996 timeline, all characters aged up ‼️‼️

a/n: thought i’d hop on the jealous yellowjackets bandwagon. leave any feedback if you have any and enjoy reading 💪👁️

warnings: none, gay, self-indulgent YOU ALREADY KNOWWWW, proofread but idk some mistakes might still be lingering, i’m sorry :(

it starts below the cut 🧑‍🦲

📚 okay so i’ve said this so many times but taissa is genuinely a reasonable person. so she can’t get jealous. she knows you only want her, i mean all those looks you throw her in class? that’s saying something. it says a lot, even. but when the person you’re talking to starts getting a bit too comfortable with you, she will try to have an honest conversation. and if that person is in your class, she will possibly subtly tear that person down whenever there’s a debate going on. it’s an ethical method of having revenge. trust me my girl is on to something

🛹 van is asking herself if she’s supposed to be jealous. she’s just laughing at the person trying to flirt with you, all “lmao do they want to be a third or something???” and sneaks an arm around you. she is just a tiny bit insecure, but knows that you will never leave her. no one can make horror movies look like a comedy other than her, and no one can hold special evenings. from then on, to ignore how jealous she is she will organise said evenings more, to which you’re concerned but she just waves it off with a “i missed you all week.” so REASSURE HER!! hold her and give her lots of cuddles. overthinking will make her lose sleep

🕷️ a jealous nat? omg. bless the person who tried flirting with you and who touched your arm. that was the last limit. not like their stupid jokes did anything really, but as soon as they placed their hands on yours they were in for a long week of mind screwing. like, jumanji level of mind screwing. nothing too serious though. like just taking their jacket, waiting for a week and then placing it back. i feel like she’d be closed off for a bit too and avoid confrontation and when the time comes to talk she’s dismissive. it’ll take a bit to warm up to her heart and show her that she’s the only one you ever want to make you laugh the way she does, but you do work things out

🦉 misty does not hold back 💀💀 if the person who was running their hand through their hair trying to look cute and slick, she will leave wrong class notes and slip it inside their locker. and yes she found out bc she has disguising skills (a cap and a jacket). and they didn’t even know she existed, letting alone dating you. like “oh you go here??? my bad, i didn’t know”. when she got up from her place to march straight over to you after noticing how close they were. you were just like 🧍‍♀️🧍 “yeah we’re dating.” and you hold her hand in hers. what a charming sweet person you are. she’ll have to tell your children how you stood your ground and held their mother in your arms

🎀 lottie would just make her overthink tbh. you’re in her room one day going over homework when she randomly asks what’s you’re with her. you of course don’t even think twice and answer because you love her, she’s sweet and she feels like comfort. it reassures her a bit but pull her in your arms for a sweet kiss and repeat how much you love her, she’d melt. eventually she will ask you if the other person has a partner and why are they always with you. you answer honestly (not that you would ever hide anything from this girl) and the next day you’re laying boundaries with the person. all is well that ends well

🧸 jackie would walk straight up to you, and talk to you like the other person doesn’t even exist before walking you away from them under the guise of her not knowing where her home room is. she then sprays her perfume on your clothes, offers to polish one of your nails in the same colour she has, and wears your hoodie. now everyone will know that you two are together. she’s surprised how the person who dared touch you with their greasy fingers (her words) didn’t had the slightest of ideas that you’re basically a couple from ET magazine. it’s actually embarrassing for them. she’ll definitely dig out some info to use against them later, with her bsf shauna’s help of course. she’s the one who provides nearly all details.

🪵 shauna would be a tortured artist. she’d write poems on poems, diary entries on diary entries and won’t talk to you. you wonder if you did something wrong do you give her space until she talks. it doesn’t last that long though, just for a few days. when you do talk she has that sad yet slightly annoyed look on her face, all “i’d hate to interrupt your friendly conversation with your crush.” you don’t know what she’s talking about, she’s pissed off. she tells you to forget it but you softly and kindly insist, not wanting her to drop the subject so quickly. especially when it comes to the both of you. you let her know what it’s okay and that you’ll just stop seeing them if they continue to make moves on you. and even then she’s still writing about it weeks later, she’s lowkey still feeling the remainder of the hurt and plays emo music whenever she thinks of it though 😭😭 give my girl a hug

[lottieurl]

someone should give lottie a kiss on the forehead i think and laura lee is like the most likely candidate but the issue is. lottie is TALL. so. it would go like this: laura lee stands up on her tiptoes. trips. stumbles. lands a kiss on lottie's lips. blushes panics runs away says bless you (lottie is just standing there like 🧍‍♀️)

[ariendiel]

Hello my dear! I just wanted to say thank you so much for answering my previous ask about which islanders would be in which Harry Potter Hogwarts house! It was so enjoyable to read and I absolutely love how in depth you went with each character, so thank you for that! <3

If it isn’t too much trouble, would would it be alright if I asked which Casa boys houses be? (Minus Carl because you’ve already sorted him). I can kind of see Arjun being a Hufflepuff since although yes he comes on quite strong he really is just a super nice guy. And oh gods Felix would probably be Gryffindor. I can see him being like the Weasley twins but that would be an insult to the Weasley twins lmmaaoooooo jeksjswjjssjssjs. I can also totally see the narrator from the game being the sorting hat and just reading them so hard and they just sit there like 👁👄👁. Especially Lottie. I could totally see her being like Harry and begging the hat to put her in a certain house (Slytherin) only to be put in Hufflepuff instead and shes just like 🧍‍♀️??????? THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY HAHAHSJSJSDKESJWJSJSJ

Sorry I got a bit sidetracked there! I just loved your take on the ask! And I’m lowkey kinda itching to right a Hogwarts AU now! It’s fun to imagine what chaos they would get up to in a magic school ya know? But once again thank you so much for your time regardless of whether you answer or not! I hope you have a lovely day! <333

You're so welcome! I loved doing them! Yes, especially Lottie in Hufflepuff sjhsdhsdjshd, she'd have so expected to get Slytherin and absolutely hate it (at least at first) 😭

I did my best with the Casa boys for you, although I don't feel like I know them as well as the other characters (except Carl 'cause I adore him). Let me know what you think though, and as always everyone's free to come with suggestions 💋

Arjun – Gryffindor

He's direct, confident, and so utterly unafraid, but also not someone who'd put himself first. I can also see him a Hufflepuff, but I think he would be someone who'd definitely go far in protecting others – which is classic Gryffindor.

Elijah – Slytherin

Ambitious, calculating, and perhaps a tiny bit arrogant but with a soft inside. He's the kind and friendly Slytherin we deserved to see in the books, although he's way too busy focusing on his own goals to really care what else is going on at Hogwarts.

Felix – Hufflepuff

Him and Lottie together in Hufflepuff would be quite... something. But his behaviour in CA to me is definitely the sigh of someone who's super loyal and dedicated once he's with someone. He's just super laid back, kind, but also a bit insecure under all his bravado. So yeah, I think Hufflepuff.

Graham – Gryffindor

I know him and Gary would disagree, but when it comes to certain core values they are fairly similar. I'd say Graham is very close to being Slytherin though, due to how he's willing to somewhat ignore others' feelings to get what he wants.

Kassam – Ravenclaw

Not necessarily "wise" in the classical sense of the word (but who cares about that old and problematic way of thinking anyway), but he's focused and creative, which to me makes him a Ravenclaw. He also has a tendency to slightly judge it when people don't know "obvious" things which, again, is a bit Ravenclaw to me.

[taissaswifelowkey]

co-parenting with shauna’s wilderness baby

1996 timeline

a/n: IT IS HEREEE COPARENTING WITH SHAUNA. admittedly I’ve always wanted to write about it. so here it is!

warnings: none, gay, yellowjackets propaganda you already knowww, mentions of hickeys? and a few implications but it doesn’t go any further than that. let me know if i missed anything and if you have feedback do t be afraid to drop a few, enjoy reading 🤠‼️

it starts below the cut 🫡

so imagine you’re taking care of wilderness baby with shauna. she has mornings and you have evenings, because you insist that she needs her rest. also, you secretly give extra rations to shauna knowing you’d have an argument about it. her and her baby’s health are more important than yours

you start to freak out when lottie starts to take care of him a bit too much. like your eyes are soooo focused on her. she’s sparing a glance at you cradling the baby? you’re staying up all night watching over him and shauna. she giggles at the way shauna takes care of him? you stand next to them, all “what’s so funny tell me so i can laugh too 😐🧍‍♀️” but you do tread lightly, knowing that she can mentally mess with you on a whole silence of the lambs level. and you don’t want to be lamb soup 😭 you only really trust tai and van with him, and even then, it took you a bit of convincing from shauna’s part.

when you spend time with with wilderness baby and shauna, you make sure they’re both comfortable. you give your extra sweatshirt to her child, and cover them in extra blankets. you value them so much to the point of you being worried sick. tai sees the dark circles under your eyes and checks up on you, but you just wave it off, finding some excuse like “i had a weird dream about buffalos and they were harmonising?” she just laughs and nods politely, thinking that you’re starting to lose the-most-stable-person-in-the-cabin position

you don’t always have the opportunity to be with shauna but when you do you firstly make sure that her baby is in safe hands, making van and tai swear with everything they have that he will be safe. and shauna surprisingly pulls you away and tells you to chill 💀💀 usually then you’d just sit in silence while she writes her diary, or you’ll just hold each other, the warmth of your bodies making your head spin lightly. especially with the way shauna has her arms strongly wrapped you. sometimes you do talk, about anything other than your actual situation. and when it’s not that girlie is kissing you, not pulling away to breathe for a second, only stopping to leave one or two marks (misty laughed at your joke. and touched your arm.) but you’re always quick to return the favour, in any way she wants to!! she will never admit it out loud but she finds it hot that you’re basically her personal knight in dusty clothes.

although your favourite moment is when you’re all cuddled in bed together, and you’re reading your book that you thankfully bought along with you. you love how shauna talks to him about the book like they’re scholars and he would just wave his hands excitedly. they truly are the same. truly adorable. you just let her carry on with the reading at this point.

her favourite sight is when you fall asleep holding the tiny human in your arms, his head against your chest. and whenever he’d hold your finger? she almost cries. almost. but you just had to look at her with those eyes of yours “what’s up do you want me to get some pine tea for you 😃😄?”

you’d both lie to yourselves if you said you didn’t thought about what it would be like to co-parent once you’re rescued. though you’d have issues to navigate with, like the unaccepting 90s of queer couples for the most part. although you promise yourself not to let her or her child down. and she does the same. even if they’re unspoken words, you two do so much for each other that you don’t think it’s really necessary to bring it up :(

i like reading about co-parenting wilderness baby with shauna and writing about it thank you yellowjackets i love yall 🤠