#and justin's just sitting here like šŸ˜¶
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blujayonthewing Ā· 4 months ago
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myrkul: hi I'm an unambiguously evil death god of cruelty and suffering who has never had anything to do with you until right this moment, would you like to align yourself with me in exchange for the power to win this midtier combat you're already in the middle of winning and no other clear benefits whatsoever
eachthighern: um hey hi it's me your current patron, you know, the good god of protection and light who has only ever given you unwavering strength and hope and support through all your darkest hours and also extraordinarily powerful magic powers and the ability to heal? I am still here and have never stopped being here and I love you very specifically and personally? remember?
the warlock: hmm..... hmmmmmmm
#THIS CAMPAIGN MAKES ME CRAZYYYY#after the session: oh if we'd played last week [when my mental health was a little worse] she would have absolutely taken that offer#AGSKFLDHSSJ WOULD SHE? HAVE?? WHY???? TO WHAT END-- WHAT WAS THERE TO BE GAINED!!!#yeah idk if I was feeling just a leetle more Dramatique I would have turned evil for no particular reason at the slightest opportunity šŸ˜Œ#she keeps (lovingly!) accusing justin of running such a GRIMDARK DRAMATIC CAMPAIGNNN AAUUUGHH#and justin's just sitting here like šŸ˜¶#all the dark stuff we encounter almost always resolves on a note of hope and of the triumph of light over darkness#the central themes of this campaign are hope in the face of despair and the strength found in love and camaraderie#and he's VERY GOOD at playing out and reinforcing those themes!! SHE keeps defaulting to HEAVY DESPAIR over problems SHE MADE UP#why!!! would you be tempted by the evil god who was offering you functionally nothing!!!#like forget 'oohh a tragedy' that's not even a narratively compelling temptation!!!#she roleplays her like a Good Personā„¢ who's so Tortured by The Horrors that The Trauma is Pushing Her Down A Dark Path#but in the actual game we just? keep having unambiguous wins and everyone is nice to her and supports her??#she is inventing the horrors in her own brain. babe if you considered even for a second taking that deal#when your current patron who has never let you down was literally also right there and the deal was for absolute peanuts#well I think you are just simply not a good person#which might be one thing but I don't think she (the player) REALIZES that she's roleplaying just... kind of a shitty person actually#she thinks she's roleplaying a Good Person who's being corrupted by how horrible her life is but it's like. literally not. like at all#exhausting. EXHAUSTING. THIS CAMPAIGN IS SO STRESSFUL FOR NO REASON AUUGHH
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theuniverseawakens347 Ā· 21 days ago
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Iā€™m trying to figure out that I like ā€œ why do you need to have sex with them .. why you just canā€™t talkā€ ā€¦. Niggas ( erbody) JUST KNOW WHEN YOU COMFORTABLE BEING ALONE. ā€¦
Julian Harrell ā€¦ sophomore ending ā€¦ after dumbass waste of time Preston ā€¦ September 2010 ā€¦ to like 4 months about Dylan Josephā€¦ Iā€™m peeping Harrell but NOT MOVING ā€¦ Lauren Reese had a back to school party n Dylan and I talking but not moving Jacob tryna press.. but I already friend zoned you ā€¦ we got tacos ya niggas said we fucked. NO LAURYN THATS YOU. - why you tryna fuck Justin for Valentineā€™s Day WHEN YOU KNOW IM DATING HIMā€¦ n why ya sexting him WHEN BITCH I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU ā€¦ - THATS weird thirsty bitch. ā€¦ Alexis or India love lique
ā€¦ anyways break up w Dylanā€¦ some parties happenā€¦ layfette first time me n ju buss down ( also Lauryn became a ā€œfriendā€ to fuck my pickings ā€¦ okay girl code šŸ§) ā€¦ anyways ā€¦ liking photos ā€¦ short hi convo in person at parties I did attend ā€¦ cypress you happened in summer ā€¦ Julian you like April may ishā€¦ maybe March. But the ballerina from immaculate heart I used to lyrical dance w.. her house party.
Lauryn we planned to sleep at UR HOUSE I told MY PARTENTS but YOU DIDNT secure that location ā€¦ so Julian we flirted sit on ya lap ā€¦ n yeah ā€œ nigga we need to goā€ ā€¦ GET OUT OF HERE ELDERS IM BEING A VERBAL SLUT*** ā€¦. Anyways we went some where to try n do but Lauryn n YOUR FRIEND TRACY tagged alongā€¦ they banged in my car we took a view park walk maybe popped a wheelie ..anyways we ended up spending the night at Tracy house off the tracks down slausonā€¦ on a blow up bed NOTHING HAPPENED .. a bitch really didnā€™t sleep that night cause like ā€¦ IDK THIS NIGGA THIS NOT WHAT I PLANNED FOR LAURYN ā€¦ I ainā€™t even get my dick ā€¦ so the next day I drop Lauryn off ( also bitch ur weird we left like 4/5 am and slept in the car in ladera bc WHY WE CNT GO TO UR HOUSE AFTER YOU SAID WE CUD SLEEP THEE ā€¦ n lee weird I hate her) ā€¦ so it gets to like whatever time drop yo weird ass off .. ( we slept by Jordanā€™s ferg or text to see if we cud hang out ā€¦ weird make sense why now LAURYN FUMBLE ASS ) ā€¦ but shower whatever ju hits me and I ran my ass over there ..
then ya killed the vibe ā€œ you got a condomā€
ā€¦. Nigga YOU GOT THE DICK TF YOU MEANā€¦ IDK YA SIZE HOā€¦ - THATS weird IM THE LOCK YOU DA KEY HOW YA NO BRING THE MISSING PIECE ā€¦ who went to the gas stationā€¦ ALSO KJ WHY YA WALK IN KNOWING HE HAD A BITCH OVER ā€¦ - ur weird lucky not much was going on thenā€¦ - condom broke ā€œ was it the base or bottom!? ā€œ ummm ā€œ idk base!?ā€ ā€¦ fixes hair ā€œ okay Iā€™m on birth controlā€ šŸ˜¶ā€¦. Did that VERY NEXT DAY of losing my vCardā€¦. Asked Lee to take me ā€œ why Iā€™m having sex and WANA be safeā€
BUT AT 15 before locking in on Justin you telling me I need to wait til 18 ā€¦ I said ā€œ WTF ima lose it at 16ā€ - I PLANNED THAT BITCH IMA DO IT IMMIN HIGH SCHOOL NOW ITS FINE NIGGASā€¦ YA GOT ME AT AN ALL GIRL SCHOOL. TF YOU MEAN 18.
when you was hoing at 16 meeting elder men n the park sneaking out the house - LEE TRYNA BE A MOM BUT STILL MAKING PREE TEEN MISTAKES THRU ME ā€¦ why I gotta be responsible I WANA hoe two šŸ™‚ since ya WANA out do each other thru ya kids. šŸˆšŸ’ŗšŸ’‹ā™æļø
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ticiie Ā· 2 years ago
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week 21: i think you're having a heat stroke
prompt from the off-season winter sport challenge
characters: Justin Murisier, Gino Caviezel, LoĆÆc Meillard, Mauro Caviezel (mentioned)
length: 634 words
author's note: once again: sorry for this one, i do hope next week turns out better šŸ˜¶
ā€œLooking so hot should be illegalā€, Justin mumbled, loud enough for LoĆÆc and Gino to hear him but not too loud to draw any attention on them. LoĆÆc, who was sitting to Justinā€™s left side, just scorned. He kept his eyes fixed on the marketing intern that was holding a presentation to a crowd of athletes from almost every discipline their association offered. LoĆÆc had to admit that the guy was doing a great job, although it was more than obvious that Justin was looking at him a lot more rather than listening to what he was saying. And thanks to Justinā€™s comment, Gino had also lost the thread. He leaned over towards his team mate and whispered: ā€œAre you having a heat stroke? How can you talk about this clerk being hot when my brother is literally taking you out on a date tonight?ā€
Justin jerked his head to the side and faced Gino with giant eyes. ā€œWho told you about that? Also, what makes you think that itā€™s a date?ā€ Gino sighed frustrated which was the last bit it took for LoĆÆc to lose his patience.
ā€œWould you guys mind shutting your damn mouths? Some of us are actually trying to listen here!ā€, he whisper-shouted. Gino and Justin both stared in front again. LoĆÆc surely was the only one out of there team who managed to make them feel like school boys who were scolded on a regular basis. Well, he and Kurti. And sometimes Hannes but only when Renzo wasnā€™t around to keep him calm. Justin didnā€™t try to get an answer from Gino again until the presentation was over and the crowd left the conference room. Most of them gathered in the hallway of the HQā€™s main building, checking their phones, comparing schedules and training sessions or just catching up with each other. Justin was quick to pull Gino along with him to a quiet corner where there wasnā€™t anyone overhearing them.
ā€œSpill it, what did he tell you?ā€
ā€œNothing, just that you guys are going out tonight. Why are you freaking out, itā€™s not like itā€™s a secret that you guys are crushing on each other.ā€
ā€œWeā€™re not- Iā€™m not- What?!ā€
ā€œOh man, you really must be having a heat stroke. Cā€™mon, you canā€™t seriously be telling me that youā€™re not madly in love with Mauro?ā€
Justin opened his mouth to snap back but no words came out. Instead, he could feel his cheeks flaming up. Gino grinned at him. ā€œI knew it.ā€
They stood in silence and although Justin was in dying need of some sort of clarification to his advantage, his mind could only grab a hold of one thought: Mauro considered their meeting tonight a date. That meant he was interested in Justin. He liked him more than a friend, Justinā€™s feelings werenā€™t for nothing but were being returned, he hadnā€™t been making it up in his head, something had in fact developed between them. This was the best news he could think of. How long had he been hoping to hear something like this? Justin was ripped from his thoughts by Gino snapping his fingers in front of his face.
ā€œOi, listen to me. Iā€™ll only say this once and I do hope youā€™ll remember it: If you break his heart or hurt him in any kind, youā€™ll wish for death to come strike you before I get the news. Are we clear?ā€
Gino was dead serious; Justin didnā€™t doubt it for a single second. He nodded and Gino smiled again, before he patted his shoulder and moved back to where LoĆÆc and Semyel were standing to join their conversation. Justin let out a breath he hadnā€™t realised heā€™d been holding. Who wouldā€™ve thought it was the younger brother one had to be scared of?
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