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those two are living in completely different high school anime genres
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He's doing. his best.
Inspired by a post by @allpiesforourown
#jin guangyao#jiang cheng#jiang wanyin#the untamed#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#cql#i was gonna fuss over this more but i gotta let it go. I gotta let the joke go#fanart
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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#madam jin#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in#and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!
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what wimmin, why walmon, who whoman...
#Liu Qingge#Liu Mingyan#Jiang Cheng#Jin Ling#Feng Xin#Mu Qing#SVSSS#MDZS#TGCF#Scum VIllain#Mo Dao Zu Shi#Heaven's Official Blessing#just revisiting this joke hehe#10k
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jin guangyao text post meme
#i think someone may have already made that last one with jgy but i COULD NOT find it so. if that was yours sry for stealing ur joke#jin guangyao#mdzs#the untamed#xue yang#is there also#i may be delusional but they are toxic codependent coworkers in my heart#text post meme#aphelion.txt#jgy#villainous friends#xy
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UPDATE DAY UPDATE DAY UPDATE DAY
#if i get spoiled im putting my own head on a pike#long time no textposts#zhongli#neuvillette#wriothesley#wriolette#<- i dont care for them much but foe the sake of the joke#zhongvillette#hu tao#dainsleif#aether#traveler#il capitano#capidain#xilonen#xianyun#rhinedottir#kinich#xiangling#yun jin#genshin#genshin impact#genshin textposts
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The League of Villains picking a getaway car.
Giran: “I’ve got two options for you. First is a slightly smaller car, not enough seats for all of you, so someone’s going to have to sit on someone’s lap— the engine also stalls sometimes.”
Tomura: “… and the other one?”
Giran: “It’s a nice car. It’s big enough to seat all of you, drives fast, has heated seats— there’s just one thing though…”
Tomura: “What?”
Giran: “The radio is stuck on the country music station.”
Tomura: “…”
The league all sitting in the smaller, shittier car. Twice is sitting on Dabi’s lap.
Dabi: “Why the hell didn’t we take the bigger car?”
Tomura: “I’ve been through a lot of shit in my life. Abuse, neglect, loss, manipulation, pain, trauma, death… but there is no way in hell I will ever subject myself to country music.”
The rest of the league: “Understandable.”
#I’ve made the joke where dabi had to sit on Twice’s lap so it’s only fair that they switch for this one#this post was brought to you by my sister forcing me to listen to country music in the car rn#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mha#league of villains#Shigaraki#tomura#shigaraki tomura#tomura shigaraki#Dabi#touya todoroki#twice#Bnha twice#mha twice#jin bubaigawara#Giran#bnha giran#mha giran#bnha dabi#mha dabi
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#I wanted to draw Twice with Shigaraki but for obvious reasons the joke doesn't work with him.#dabi#touya todoroki#twice#jin bubaigawara#league of villains#bnha#boku no hero acedamia#pencil art#sketch
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inspired by @/mugentakeda's Jet + Iroh hostility doodles but I made it lesko (lesbian jetko) because. I can
#jetko#jet atla#allgremlinart#ok no more art for you guys for like a month. I have to finish these commissions so I can#pay off my student debt <- barely joking#yes their names r the same.. YES Iroh isnt genderswapped in this. its funnier.#hm.. Ba Sing Se lesbian Jet/Zuko/Jin love triangle... a race to see who can get this horrible girl to that fountain lantern place first..
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Meet You At The Blossom + text posts (pt. 4/7)
#meet you at the blossom#huaibao#huaien x xiaobao#zongzheng huaien x jin xiaobao#su yin#jinbao#zhaocai#myatb text post meme#花开有时颓靡无声#chinese bl#myatbedit#x text posts#mygifs#mine#mjtag#userjap#tuserkatherine#userspicy#usersasa#rinblr#raeblr#sandushengshou#userinahochi#userspring#cdramaedit#cdrama#jinbao wouldn't say this (doesn't know how reptile is spelled) but for the sake of the joke let's pretend alright?
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req for @shadowgamerhalo! mei and mks tackle hugs are not only fun, they can also be used as a battle attack.
+ plus a little doodle bc the amount of actual hugs in the comic is lacking
#did this one by amount of time for the £ again so the comics not nearly as polished but i needed to make the joke#+lil extra hug bc it also didnt take me that long n together they took me around the same amount of time as a shorter more polished comic#but i actually couldnt think of a joke that i could tell in less panels than this so KDDBSMSNSMDDN#ANYWAY HOPE YOU LIKE#TACKLE HUGS FR THESE TWO ARE SO POWERFUL SWK PROBABLY HAS TO STEP BACK#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk#lmk mei#long xiaojiao#qi xiaotian#lmk mk#lmk jin#lmk yin#jin and yin#my art#reqs#mk art#mk
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psa that the day there are no jgy stans left on tumblr dot com is the day i am dead
but rest assured i'll go to my grave exactly as i lived: obnoxiously proclaiming to everyone within earshot how great lianfang-zun is. narratively, metaphorically, spiritually. sexually, too, like why limit myself. i like to keep my options open
#the spirit of su minshan possessed me for a minute there but like. i'm fine with it#jin guangyao#he did crimes??? good for him 😌#editing this post to add that while the tone here is clearly joking#i really am fundamentally still engaged with this fandom#and with this book#almost exlcusively because of my enjoyment of jgy#even xiyao is secondary for me like i love it and i'm ride or die for it obvs#but jgy as a character is the main draw for me. and he would have me by the throat even if there was no zewu-jun#(tho i think jgy's life would be more depressing for his absence obviously)#but he is just. /clenches my fists!!!#THE most compelling character in the story and i cannot stop thinking about him!! cannot will not!!#who else in this book has his range? who else can be the doe-eyed idealist AND the spy with blood on his hands who ends a war?#who else is two different greek tragedies and at least two separate shakespearean tragedies rolled into one antagonist#an antagonist who but for the POV of the novel could very easily have been the protagonist#whose moral event horizon is so deeply entwined with his own trauma and abuse that there is no way to meaningfully separate#the violence he does to others from the systemic violence that was done to him for his whole life?#who else in this book manages to get five separate sect leaders utterly obsessed with him no matter how you choose#to interpret that obsession?#no one!!! that's who!!#ain't no one else in the jianghu doing it like lianfang-zun and that's just a goddamn fact
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jin guangyao gifts nie mingjue a tank top with the words "i flexed and the sleeves fell off" written on it. nie huaisang gets his hands on another shirt with the same words on it, except it's a long-sleeved shirt and the sleeves are definitely still attached. nie huaisang thinks he's the funniest bitch in the jianghu (he's correct).
#mdzs#jin guangyao#nie mingjue#nie huaisang#yanyan speaks#joke shamelessly stolen from a tumblr post#mo dao zu shi
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My Lawyer is going to Get Your Ass.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#jiang cheng#nie huaisang#wei wuxian#lan wangji#elle woods#That's right. All this time I was building up towards this punchline.#The pink legal eagle Elle Woods is canonical to the PD-MDZS universe. This will make no sense if you are new around here.#The phone lwj pulls out of his bag of holding has one function. And it's to call Elle Woods. An omniscient and legendary cultivator.#The mandarin is very messy but probably self explanatory. I can only hope it is legible...#Referencing Danganrompa (Sore wa chigau yo!) and Ace Attorney was not on my bingo card for things I would end up doing-#-but it has happened and I am rolling with it. Even if it means a lot is going on in this comic!#the core joke here is that wwx finds himself in a impromptu court and gets a lawyer involved.#A lawyer AU fits these characters so well I am once again blinking long and slow at everyone who’s made an AU for it#Not a single whisper of story analysis in these tags today. It's pure whimsy on the menu.#I am placing a little treat outside of your door. It's a cold world out there and there is so little whimsy to be found.
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found family/familial love dynamics with CoD men because I said so
Simon Riley that takes a while to warm up to you. he’s not the best at interacting with you when you first meet - but he can’t help the fondness in his heart when you look at him and crack an awkward smile. Simon suddenly starts finding himself around you more, a feeling more comfortable and warm then tolerance in his chest
Simon Riley who starts genuinely talking to you once he can find the words. he’ll make an offhanded comment about his interests, how he used to be a butcher in his teens before joining the military, how— if you want to, he could cook for you some time. and when he can’t find his words? he’ll listen to you, not humoring you, but sincerely taking in every word you say. he sees you as a sibling, someone he can let his guard down around a little bit, cracking jokes with you to see your nose scrunch and hear you call him lame
Horangi who can see his sister in you when he meets you. not a physical resemblance, but in the way you interact with him. he misses his sister a lot, his brotherly instinct to protect her worming itself onto you. he’s charismatic, insistent that you go out with him and the team for drinks and dinner. don’t worry about paying, Horangi will cover your tab, his treat
Horangi who, after a week, claims he’s adopting you as his sibling. he’s got an arm wrapped around your shoulders, sunglasses tilted down - his warm, brown eyes looking at you with complete and utter joy. he’s bragging about you to people, with you tucked against his side no less! he doesn’t mean to embarrass you, he’s just so proud of everything you do that he has to tell everyone about you
#Horangi slapping your back and laughing when you tell a joke#he nearly sends you toppling over because he’s got a strong arm#ghost#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost cod#ghost call of duty#ghost headcanons#horangi#kim horangi hong-jin#kim hong-jin#horangi cod#horangi call of duty#horangi headcanons#ghost x you#ghost x reader#horangi x you#horangi x reader#cod#cod thoughts#call of duty#hit post
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just what affinity level should you unlock to have jin share his cigs with you~? @snowmoonwrites might know 🩵
#just a little gift for my fellow vice cap >w<#you should totally check out her fics tho!!! she's cooking hard in these#these chibies took me too long honestly but jin's hair is a joke#hes going to be bald the next time i draw him#jin kamurai#tokyo debunker#tkdb#peony doodles
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