#and jaune DID THAT

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: *humming to herself as she carries her twin children to the Arkos family car* 😊🎶

Pyrrha: *securely buckles squirming toddlers into their car seats*

Pyrrha: *closes back door and reaches for front door*

Jamie: (Arkos son) *kicks his little shoe off and hits the door lock button*

Pyrrha: 😨

Pyrrha: Okay Pyrrha…stay calm…your children are locked in a car, but you can just unlock it with your keys…

Pyrrha: *pats her pockets* WHERE ARE MY KEYS?!?! Please don’t be in the car, please don’t be in the car…!! OH NO I DROPPED THEM ON THE SEAT BESIDE THE CHILDREN!! 😱

Pyrrha: *starting to panic* Deep breaths! Deep breaths! I’ll just call Jaune and he can come home from work with his keys, it’s going to be okay- 😰

Jamie: *starts crying because his mom is outside without him* 😭

Jessie: *starts crying because her brother is crying* 😭

Pyrrha: 😱

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Pyrrha: *clutching her twin children against herself* …and that’s what happened. 😥

Jaune: *filling out an insurance claim for the car door lying on the ground separate from the vehicle* Why didn’t you use your semblance to unlock the door?

Pyrrha: I’m sorry! My inner mother bear isn’t very smart! 😓

Jamie/Jessie: 😴

[paponela]

i like to think that after their little traumatic adventure in volume 8 they hang out together all the time and at some point yang begins to call them team WHALE

[dreamymaccready2287]

warning for jorny below

Jaune: Ruby...do you um... do you wanna make a weapon together?

Ruby, breath hitching: W-what?

Jaune: I'm sorry, it was probably a stupid question and a weird thing to ask but, it's- it's just - you're so amazing and brilliant and talented at it and I wanna spend more time with you while you're doing something you love.

Jaune: Because when you're smiling and happy and immersed in something you love, you're the most beautiful woman on remnant.

Ruby, breathing heavily, pupils dilated with the most intense stare he's ever seen anyone make: Yeah... *licks her lips* Let's go to the forge. Now.

Jaune: Wait hey Ruby don't pull on my arm! I can walk there you don't need to drag me!

Ruby: Giggling

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Yang, watching Jaune limp through the hall leaning heavily against the wall: Woah hey what the hell dude? What's wrong?

Jaune: My Aura is currently deep in the red and I'm pretty sure my pelvis is fractured.

Yang: What the hell happened!? Did you try to solo a deathstalker or something?

Jaune: Last night I asked to make a weapon together with Ruby. By the time she was done she was very... motivated.

Yang: Wait you said yesterday, and your Aura's still in the red...

Jaune: ...

Yang: ... Oh my fucking gods! What the fuck did you do with MY LITTLE BABY SISTER YOU BAST-

Jaune: What the fuck was I supposed to do, stop her!? She could kill me, I'm scared of her!

Yang: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DATING SOMEONE YOU'RE SCARED OF!?

Jaune: BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I LIKE MY WOMEN! ABLE TO KILL ME AND TERRIFYING!

Ruby, sprinting over in a flash of rose petals to wrap her arms around Jaune: Hey Jaune! I had so much fun trying to make babies with you last night, but it seems like we only successfully created the mechanical one! D'you wanna try making the other kind again tonight?

Jaune: I-

Ruby: Ok great, see you tonight, bye!!

Yang: ...

Yang: I'm gonna kill you so fucking hard they have to invent a new name for it

[holly-mint]

losers in love theyre both pathetic wet cats

[thatrwbyenby]

Hate the criticism of Volume 9 that it's "Filler"

Meanwhile we have the blacksmith summing up a central theme of the show through saying

"Balance is not two forces locked in never ending battle; balance is an ecosystem. An organism. A living, breathing thing. Thus, balance cannot be restored with force or calculation - true balance finds its own equilibrium. It only requires love and the patience to see if things through to the end."

Which also rebukes the narratives we've been told. Humanity can never be in balance when forced or manipulated into it, but that is exactly what the Gods sought to do, precisely because they lack that love and patience for their creations.

Similarly it's also what both Oz and Salem sought to do. Salem sought to manipulate the Gods into bringing back Ozma, then sought to use force against them when that did not work. She even ends up being permanently locked in the struggle between life and death herself when she is consumed by the Grimm. Oz, in his incarnation as the unnamed " Warrior King of Vale" used force to unite the kingdoms after the great war even having his own Vacuan allies surrendering to him because of his use of overwhelming force. Then as Ozpin he used manipulation behind the scenes to maintain this unity. Yet cracks inevitably began to show as people began to distrust him, culminating in Ironwood bringing his army which was instrumental in causing the Fall of Beacon and the rest of the events of the show.

And you wanna call this shit filler?

[seasicksilver]

RWBY x The Odyssey crossover time 😎

Basically if the Odyssey took place in the RWBYverse, but Odie & co. end up in the Ever After. Since I have a compulsive need to figure out useless details, I'd like to say Odie's Ever After tour takes place in the early days of Huntsmen & Huntresses. Just gives me a reason to justify weapon designing and keep the less than functional battle gear, XD

Please forgive the name changes ORZ I attempted to find better fits for RWBY's naming convention, and I went and made it harder for myself setting this after the Great War.

[ruins-of-tragedy]

He still carries around a piece of Pyrrha with him.

[kinaesthetiqueer]

no wonder Nora never took her jacket off; RNJR would have never gotten anything done.

i like to think this happens in v4 because Ruby makes an offhand comment about Nora and Jaune not having guns as part of their kits. and Nora whips off her jacket and cries "guns? oh i've got guns! 😏" cue Jaune and Ren having a crisis. Ren is, to quote a friend, "experiencing emotions previously unknown, possibly shrimp ones".

redraw of this meme, because i wanted to draw best girl flexing and being admired, as she deserves.

renorarc et al. versions under the cut. :) image ID in alt text.

i don't have a twitter, so if you're inclined to share, please link back to this post rather than reposting it, thank you :')

[itsnotmourn]

offers doodles

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Jaune: *Shitposting on his favorite Ecuadorian Pottery Page*

Pop-Up Ad: L0CAL BED-BUGS IN YOUR AREA! Hot Bug-Girls are looking for Breeders!

Jaune: Heh, As if.

Wasp!Faunus Cinder: *Pressing her face against his window*

Firefly!faunus Penny: *Peeking from his Door*

Hercules Beetle!Faunus Yang: *Coming up from his floor boards*

Moth!Faunus Pyrrha: *Peeking from his closet*

Ladybug!faunus Ruby: *Coming up from behind him*

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Suddenly I fear for my Pelvis.

Jaune: AAAAAHHH!

[dragon-razor-writings]

Context: Yang and Jaune are chilling in the commons room.

Jaune: "I wonder if anybody here would even date me."

Yang: "I'mma be real, VB. You have a vibe that makes it feel wrong to do anything other than marry you."

Jaune: "…Wait, what?"

Yang: "I'm not saying this as an insult, though. It's just…you give off 'saving himself for his one true love' type of deal."

Yang: "You're a sweet dude, don't get me wrong. But, thinking about you in any way other than 'married life with a few kids and a pet' just feels wrong. Like, I feel like I'm committing a sin for doing that."

Jaune, now very confused: "I don't know what to make of that."

Yang: "You're a Sheppardist, right?"

Jaune: "Yeah, why?"

Yang: "You know that story of...fuckin' whoever where they died due to poisoned clothes?"

Jaune: "Saint Alcides, yeah."

Yang: "Wanting to do anything that isn't 'consummate love in candlelight' or 'give you pizza and a Director's Cut DVD' is essentially how that feels for basically anyone who knows you for more than ten minutes."

[chiliandchocolate]

After a long fight against Salem and her followers, Jaune is wounded. Ruby pulls him behind a rock to hide them from other attacks.

Ruby: JAUNE! NO! Don't leave me...

Jaune: It's okay, Ruby. You see... I've waited for so long to see Pyrrha again...

Ruby sobs, but Jaune smiles.

Jaune: It's my turn to say I'm sorry...

Those are his last words.

[one-real-wrimonkey]

Qrow 🤝 Jaune

Absolutely rocking a skirt at some point during their time at Beacon.

[crunchless]

DROP AN IVAN GONCHAROV DRAWING!!! AND MY LIFE. IS YOURS!!!!!!

Your life. Hand it over

[redheartedtramp]

Ruby: Hey, give me your pronouns.

Jaune: Uh, he/him.

Rudy: Thanks. *walks away*

Jeane: ...

Jeane: ?

Jeane: !!!

Jeane: H-hey! Give those back!

[michax-forever]

Just a few characters with no plot relevance at all,,, /SILLY