Context: Yang and Jaune are chilling in the commons room.
Jaune: "I wonder if anybody here would even date me."
Yang: "I'mma be real, VB. You have a vibe that makes it feel wrong to do anything other than marry you."
Jaune: "…Wait, what?"
Yang: "I'm not saying this as an insult, though. It's just…you give off 'saving himself for his one true love' type of deal."
Yang: "You're a sweet dude, don't get me wrong. But, thinking about you in any way other than 'married life with a few kids and a pet' just feels wrong. Like, I feel like I'm committing a sin for doing that."
Jaune, now very confused: "I don't know what to make of that."
Yang: "You're a Sheppardist, right?"
Jaune: "Yeah, why?"
Yang: "You know that story of...fuckin' whoever where they died due to poisoned clothes?"
Jaune: "Saint Alcides, yeah."
Yang: "Wanting to do anything that isn't 'consummate love in candlelight' or 'give you pizza and a Director's Cut DVD' is essentially how that feels for basically anyone who knows you for more than ten minutes."
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no wonder Nora never took her jacket off; RNJR would have never gotten anything done.
i like to think this happens in v4 because Ruby makes an offhand comment about Nora and Jaune not having guns as part of their kits. and Nora whips off her jacket and cries "guns? oh i've got guns! 😏"
cue Jaune and Ren having a crisis. Ren is, to quote a friend, "experiencing emotions previously unknown, possibly shrimp ones".
redraw of this meme, because i wanted to draw best girl flexing and being admired, as she deserves.
renorarc et al. versions under the cut. :) image ID in alt text.
i don't have a twitter, so if you're inclined to share, please link back to this post rather than reposting it, thank you :')
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Ruby: We're going to Jaune's homeland! That sounds Great! Estoy Tan Excitada~
Jaune: *Blushing* Uh- Ruby I don't think-
Ruby: *Grinning Perversely/creepily* I know exactly what I said Jaune~
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Gilded Rose in the Gym
Jaune/Ruby: *groaning in soreness*
Pyrrha: Good job today, both of you! I’m going to go finish my last set! I’ll see you both later! Love you! 😘 *happily walks away to continue training*
Jaune: *groans* My butt is so sore…how many deadlifts does Pyrrha expect me to do?
Ruby: At least you’re not being tortured with a thousand different upper body movements! Look at my poor arms! *weakly extends one trembling hand*
Ruby: You would think my own girlfriend would give me a break out of love, but oh, no! “I love you too much to let you miss out on training, Ruby!” 😫
Jaune: *rubs his butt, walking slowly and painfully* The gains are so not worth this…!
Ruby: *looks down*
Ruby: Yeah…gains…
Jaune: You okay back there, Rubes?
Ruby: *eying the New and Improved Arc Booty™️*
Ruby: *slowly and weakly raises one sore arm*
Jaune: Ruby, what are you doing…?
Ruby: *winding up her trembling hand, eye-humping her boyfriend’s developing butt*
Jaune: …wait…don’t tell me…
Ruby: *supports her wobbly upraised arm with her off-hand*
Jaune: …Ruby, no.
Ruby: Sorry, Jaune. I have to.
Jaune: Think about what you’re doing.
Ruby: I have no choice.
Jaune: Please, control yourself. Don’t do this.
Ruby: Girlfriend rules. I just gotta.
Jaune: If you slap my butt I will collapse on this floor.
Ruby: I’m sorry, but I have to. Forgive me, Jaune.
Jaune: Very well, do what you must. Just know that if I don’t survive…I love you.
Ruby: Don’t talk like that, Jaune. I’ll see you on the other side.
*SMACK*
Jaune: Aaah, my ass!! *crumples*
Ruby: My arm!!! *folds like a wet noodle*
Jaune/Ruby: *collapse on top of each other in a pile of exhausted soreness* 😵
Weiss: *watching the proceedings from the gym’s smoothie bar* Those guys are dorks. 😑
Pyrrha: *standing beside Weiss* Yes, but they’re MY dorks! 🥰
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Jaune: *Shitposting on his favorite Ecuadorian Pottery Page*
Pop-Up Ad: L0CAL BED-BUGS IN YOUR AREA! Hot Bug-Girls are looking for Breeders!
Jaune: Heh, As if.
Wasp!Faunus Cinder: *Pressing her face against his window*
Firefly!faunus Penny: *Peeking from his Door*
Hercules Beetle!Faunus Yang: *Coming up from his floor boards*
Moth!Faunus Pyrrha: *Peeking from his closet*
Ladybug!faunus Ruby: *Coming up from behind him*
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Suddenly I fear for my Pelvis.
Jaune: AAAAAHHH!
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Here's a weapon that's basically perfect for jaune, using hardlight dust and his crazy amount of Aura he'll never be without a weapon so may I present
The KNIGHT-SABER (TM ninjacomix)
Jaune: Whoa... It's... so... COOL...
Ruby: Weren't we supposed to be looking for a gun?
Jaune: Yeah, but... It's a cool sword!
Ruby: ...Tell you what, Jaune; let's find you a gun, then we'll swing back around and see about picking up an upgrade from here. Okay?
Jaune: Yeah! Sure thing!
Ruby: (Thinking) I've never seen him so excited about a weapon before. It's kind of cute~!.
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