#and its funny every single time

[sp1nnenlilie]

[skunkes]

[bigmfrat]

how funny would it be if The Emperor made up the whole Stelmane thing just to scare you because you called him a freak and her stroke had nothing to do with him, it was just a regular mundane stroke. This is my truth.

[crabussy]

turned in my psychology essay with the adrenaline levels of a recently retired racing greyhound who just accidentally ingested a bathtub of black coffee but its okay I survived. thank god I don't have unmedicated adhd or anything like that which would cause me to have this experience every single time I have to complete work. wouldn't that be funny. it would be funny. it would. be so funny if that was the case I'm so relieved that its not the case

[helios-two]

cindy + studcoms compilation

[qoldenskies]

Now I’m cackling imagining Raph being like “the secret to my success is that I get up to go for a jog every day at 5 AM” and his brothers are like cool stop talking immediately

all of those jokes about morning people being the oppressor are soooo applicable here because i could totally see him giving them shit for it because he genuinely does not understand why its so hard

[ninjasmudge]

(second-to-last option for people who live their entire lives with cracked screens)

+ what happened/if it was your fault in the tags if you want!

[p4nishers]

tom every time owen is mentioned in any context whatsoever is like. owen wilson is the greatest thing to ever happen to humanity he's an amazing actor he's so funny he has such a presence he's so curious he's so sincere i loved working with him did i mention he's amazing he's actually my best friend he's my pal he's my rotten soldier he's

[theflopwonder]

Me, naively: Omg haha what if I wrote a fic abt the party at the fortress of solitude in superman/batman 26 as an excuse to do some Tim & Kon character study?

Me, after reading 4 separate comic runs from 4 different editorial teams who were OBVIOUSLY not talking to each other AT ALL to try and figure out the timeline & other logistics of this party: WHO THE FUCK FUCKED UP THIS HOUSE LIKE THIS GOOD GOD??????????

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i feel like im obligated to remind everyone that the time we see the characters spend with saiki on screen isnt the ONLY time they spend together,,, i just see a lot of people take their screen time very literally and assume that this is the case despite it being heavily implied that it isnt, and im not entirely sure why but i can guess that it may be because of the assumption that saiki genuinely hates his friends (i do also see people doing this with specific characters they dont like or that they have a specific agenda for, which i think is them being like "i feel a certain way about them, therefore saiki the narrator who gave me all the information that made me feel this way about them must not like them" which i dont really have a problem with (its just an hc) until they start arguing with people that their hc is the only right answer and saiki canonically hates that person or is only around them when forced to be LOL)

yumehara and teruhashi immediately recognize "kurikos" eating manner as saikis despite us never seeing him eat in front of them, kaido + nendo + kuboyasu bribe saiki for his homework with coffee jelly because they know hes obsessed with it despite us seeing no on-screen reason for them to know that (we do see a bit later that he walks home with them every day and he stares at coffee jelly every single time though LOL), and mera talks about saiki spending a lot of money at her workplace despite us only seeing her and him there at the same time once before..

saiki does not succeed at avoiding them, and in fact is probably not even trying to most of the time LMAO he loves those idiots. dearly.

the people i see the least true implications of him spending off-screen time with are actually, weirdly enough, the other two psychics. this doesnt necessarily mean to take that at face value and assume he DOESNT spend as much time with them, but its interesting i feel... please correct me if im wrong though cuz i would love to see more examples of these kinds of implications, for any characters actually!

[darcyolsson]

with the latest update the sims 4 is finally letting you bang the grim reaper again after a decade of him being a eunuch for no reason which is good obviously met with a lot of praise from the community, HOWEVER, they're paywalling having a baby with him so only if you pay USD 39,99 do you get access to the balls too. if i had to give an example of how the sims 4 functions it would be this

[skunkes]

the single cybertruck spotted in our city just drove right next to us while we were walking the dogs and we all had this face trying not to point and laugh

[smytherines]

That Captain Marvel joke doesn't get a laugh any of the like 8 times they do it in Holy Musical B@man, so clearly this audience doesn't have any taste

[wikiangela]

I've seen so many posts about people being mad about Tommy's (funny) deadpan dry humor (personally i haven't seen that fortunately lol) and I can't help thinking how interesting it is that when another character makes similar snarky comments its all 'lol he's so bitchy i love him' 👀

[oh-no-its-bird]

Adjusting my glasses to take a peek into the umbrella academy tag like Hmmmm. Maybe I don't want to watch the new season after all.

[cellgatinbo]

roier spreading his “enigma do medo” bit to the entire server, even when quackity and rubius aren’t even on it