I just want to sleep! T^T
I just want to fix my sleep schedule! T^T
But NO
The military base nearby said
NO FUCK YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE WE'RE GOING TO FLY FIGHTER JETS REAL LOW SO IT SHAKES YOUR BED FRAME AND SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE IN THE PLANE
I get why it's necessary to fly at night, but Jimminy Christmas people. It's LATE
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GUYS MY NEW PIERCING IS SO BADLY INFECTED IDK WHAT TO DO WITH IT ITS MY FAV ONE BUT ITS LIKE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FACE AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW AAAAAAAAA also what's worse is it's absolutely my fault (I had a dream that resulted in me punching myself right in it and also waking myself up in the process)
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last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.
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weird dream woke me up today.
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there's a line between encouraging people to keep an open mind about DAV and pretending the layoffs don't matter & the grim internal reports regarding DAI's production didn't happen and I need 'True Fans' to find it quickly
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here's a thought:
tsukishima kei is mean. he complains that you talk too much, laughs when you flunk your tests, and insists that you're clingy. others wonder why you're even with him.
but they don't know that when he tsks at your rambling, he shifts one side of his headphones away to hear your voice. they don't know that even though he teases you for your low test scores, he would stay up late at night just to tutor you till you'd get it right. they don't know that after rolling his eyes at your affection, he places a chaste kiss on your forehead and hides his red face in your hair.
so when they say you deserve better, you laugh at their cluelessness and state with a smile, "he's more than everything i could ever want." and he falls in love with you all over again.
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Look........... you know what kind of person i am...... i just saw the Penguin's genderbend and Harley Quinn's new design and i just................
They milfed the Penguin........ thank the STARS for this....
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you swing by marnies first thing in the morning to buy a new cow and this guy answers the door wyd 🤨❓️
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