#and it just WORKS

[stevenrogered]

i love bridgerton but the thing that frustrates me a lot is that almost all of the best scenes in the show are the ones that are straight from the books but they're few and far between.

i get its an adaption but they have SO MUCH material to draw from and for some reason they just...don't.

[geeky-nightphilosopher]

Nate being the grumpy dad during Christmas and Parker being the happy, cheerful, Christmas filled daughter is the best combo hands down.

[heckaroniandcheese]

me: becoming nourished and active has done so much more for my body than i could have ever imagined, the heights of my ability now seem infinite

the body: i am going to come up with the newest most horrifying ways of hurting. however most of them will be relieved with simple yet very odd oft seemingly unrelated methods

[sunshinexlollipops]

stew is just the ultimate food isn't it

[squidy-tee-png]

If I ever post my cringe-ass (affectionate) sburb au's for whatever youtuber im hyperfixated on, I'll probably die a happy bastard

[thetimecrystal]

shoutout to cracker island for being a good, chill album to listen to when you have a migraine

[magnusbae]

In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:

Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[miggylol]

First off, spin this wheel.

You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.

also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations

[bearrverine]

me and gang at the haunted house

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[holographings]

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[beholdthemem]

My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.