#and it goes from ‘this fucking brat wont leave me alone’ to ‘NO ONE leaves me alone’

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Do you think noise is able to read the room and put a temporary end to his tomfoolery when the situation deems it to happen? Like i know Peppino can fold his ass like a cheap chair but is he capable of being like "ah this is a bad moment and i should not try doing anything right now"? Mostly thinking of the scenario if Peppino is having A Fucking Moment but not even angry just, very fucking upset for some reason, would the yellow imp still be like BLEEH 🤪? Silly context for this ask, i was chopping an onion and it made me think "what would noise do if he walked in peppino just bawling his eyes out?" btw 😭

Thank u for this ask bc this is like a sneak peek into the comic idea i had for the noise (and peppino)

Bc i think of Peppino as extremely emotional and unable to mask it AT ALL and that ranges from being incredibly angry to overwhelmingly sad and it will always hit him suddenly w the intensity of a wave crashing into him. So I wanted to have the noise kind of being A Menace and bothering Peppino and having it SOMEHOW lead to peppino going from ‘you dont fucking LISTEN u wont stop fuckin w me’ to ‘no one here leaves me the fuck ALONE why cant anyone anywhere leave me ALONE’ and hes like so fucking UPSET that hes tearing up and the noise is like ☹️!!!!

Like ‘um! Woah buddy im just playin around see? Its all part of the schtick !’ And he expects Peppino to lunge at him or something bc thats the game thats their little back n forth heehee but Peppino just grabs at his own hair and starts yanking at it and the noise is like WOAH Hold up stop that stop that what are u doing ??? And hes not quite sure HOW to interpret Peppino crying and gritting his teeth and pulling at his own hair other than ‘hes freaking the fuck out and i made that happen somehow’

To the noise, their little banter and back n forth and Very Scary Threats on Peppinos part is like a little game to him and he THINKS its mutual (bc Peppinos reactions are bordeline comical at times) but it is actually Very one-sided, and the only thing that would break him out of that ‘illusion’ is Peppino not holding up his supposed end of the duo act the Correct way. And that includes Peppino doing scarier than normal threats (chucking a knife at him and only missing by centimeters) or in this case, Peppino fucking breaking down in front of him instead of grabbing for his neck or something. He doesnt like it ☹️

[pussyboys-blog]

Write out the flustoration write it out write it out

So I have a bit of a problem if you could call it that its like--it is a problem but I just ughhh

So the thing is I have my two really cool really fun friends that I love and cherish more than anything and anyone, honestly I would kill for these two but aside from that, I have some mildly concerning abandonment issues, that also goes with posessiveness over people that are important to me and a fairly annoying infiriority complex. From these thing I can most of the time look aside from and just have this small sting in my chest but not think about it and it goes away,, but thist time--- OHH this time it hits like a train,,

Thing is that I have this roommate/classmate for over 2 years now and, we are not compatible as roommates who see eachother 24 7 so we had our fair share of fights which resulted in shouting and swearing and hurting eachother,,, and in the past shoolyear Ive had it pretty rough and (even tho we talked about it and realised it was just kind of a misunderstanding) she hurt me a lot and made me close up around her. Im not mad at her im simply scared and unable to act my normal self around her cuz even tho she really wasnt she still was my abuser and made my condition last year a lot worse

So yes this person has always been really friendly and apealing and extroverted to most of our piers and that is fine we have our seperate friendgroups which gives me ease, I mean gave me ease until not so long ago she decided to talk to my friends more and more often, until its kind of bacame a thing that she hanging out with my two friends (spesificly one of them) outside of school which makes me feel really fucking shit my blood boila every time I see them hang out or talk with eachother and my heart leaps with the fear of feeling alone and abandoned. It makes me wanna cry, it makes me question my friends' intentions and feelings toward me, I fear my status in the our small closed trio dropping, I know im really annoying, whiny, not as smart as the others, not as funny and not as pretty as my roommate, and I just think these ppl can find anyone better than me

So I explained to this to one of my two friends (bc of course I have to go out of my way and whine about annoying shit, expose myself as someone who questios thier loyalty for me and once again cry and whine about it like a pathetic little spoiled brat) and of course she tried to reassure me that its okay its nothing like that and even tho they dont know what our other friend is thinking, but probably also that, that yes she is fun to be around and all but they wouldnt like to get to know them more personal, since shes not the kind of person they would befriend, which means a lot to one side of me, but the majority in my mind still rejects all that my friend said, I always felt infirior to all of my friends and my roommates in 84% of the things making me unable to cope with this.

Not to mention I also feel also about telling this to one of my friends (and fear telling it to the other) since I its non of my fucking business who are they talking to and befriending with, and its very wrong of me to have so much hate and fear inside of me for this but i just cant get myself together, and I dont know what will I do

Ill probably end up explaining this to my other friend too since its going to be just the three of us this thuesday afternoon and weekend, cuz maybe if I heard my other friend tell me the same (I dont know what to expect from him, this is something I dont think he can fully understand bc of his low empathy and avoidently attached mindset)

So yeah I wish this woudl all go away and leave me be since its also making my amgerissues resufice and I wont see my psichologist for a fucking month now and summer is fasr aproaching and I dont wanna throw up bc of all the feelings when one of them Will tell me that they met up with my roommate over the summerbreak

so yeah

Good to have a rant page with noone in here

[burnieblanders]

The boys react to Mc turning into a cowgirl: fat, huge boobs that leak milk, lil horns, cow ears and tail, can only speak in moos, inspired by milqilin* on ao3 (idk if they have a tumblr...)

(This is my mc♡♡ i love her)

Basically they all love it tho♡ lmao

Lucy: tries to keep his composure but secretly loves it, as soon as he gets mc to himself (he invites her to his room of course) he drinks her sweet milk gently. He ties her up, wrists and ankles bound to the bedframe and fucks her slow...loves the jiggle of her curves. (To me he seems like the type whod fuck all night, switching between brutal merciless overstimulation to tender and sweet aftercare.)

Mammon: cant contain how much he loves it, cant stop touching and hugging mc, plows her as soon as theyre alone together. He tastes her milk but find he doesnt love it as much as he loves to just squeeze her nipples and hear her whine.  (To me he seems like the type to go like 4 rounds back to back, defs a cuddler after sex)

Levi: omg its just like a hentai...so he goes hentai mode and ambushes her while theyre hanging out, (doin that classic trap ur love interest against the wall) tho hes visibly flustered and stumbles a bit so mc throws him a bone and acts submissive for him, hes still not the best at being domineering though, hes too self depreciating, so mc just pins him down and rides him

Satan: like lucy he tries to keep his composure but loses it a lot faster, he invites mc to his room, saying they could look through a book on pregnancy and breast milk together. As theyre sitting next to eachother and looking through the book he starts to get distracted, theyre reading about breast feeding and he tells her he wants to try it...so naturally things escalate from there...it starts with him simply suckling her breast milk and ends with him pounding her into oblivion, smacking her ass, pulling her tail, pinching and pulling her nipples, calling her a slutty cow and just generally bullying her♡.♡

Asmo: he lures her in with promises of a massage and a bath with rose petals and scented oils along with candles and incense to set a romantic mood. He rubs down her whole body and relishes in her softness....They do it in the bathtub and splash water all over the floor lol. After they get out of the tub they do it again in bed, then standing up, then back on the bed 2 more times. He constantly compliments her beautiful body as he gives it to her slow, gives her tons of kisses and hickies. (What kind of avatar of lust would he be if he couldnt go multiple rounds?? Lol)

Beel: ambushes mc in her room, acting like a spoiled brat and demanding a taste, he gets on top, drinks her milk and relishes in it, sucking too hard and making her struggle against him sometimes, he takes the hint and tries to hold back so he wont hurt her. He continues to  suck and play with her tits as he fucks her (to me he seems like the type whod go hard for a long time, leaving her completely exhausted from multiple overstimulated orgasms, i think he could do1 or 2 very long rounds before he needs a snack break)

Belphie: loves to hold her, lean on her, and cuddle with her when they nap together. Some nights as theyre cuddling he wakes up and while shes asleep he puts his dick between her thighs and ruts against her slow. She'll wake up wanting more so he gives it to her from behind while pulling her tail. Hes the type whod fall asleep inside her of course...

Dia: loves it unashamedly, invites mc to his room for tea and a chat. When theyre together hes straightforward in asking to taste her milk, as he does he gets excited and touches her. He asks if shes ok before he continues. They get naked, he eats her out and fingers her until she cums twice making sure shes proper wet and receptive. He then picks her up effortlessly and bounces her on his massive dick like a doll. (Another one that would fuck all night tbh, hed leave mc absolutely drained)

Barb: very intrigued by it, requests to try some of her milk in his tea, having heard breast milk is creamy and tasty. After trying it in tea he tries it plain, then he requests to try it from the source. Hes mesmerized by the warmth in his gut that he gets as he listens to her embarrassed moos, hes more proper than to just whip out his dick in front of the young miss, so he excuses himself and jacks off desperately thinking about how hed love to get a tit job from her before hed put it in her slick. How indecent!!

Simeon: admires her from a distance ;_;

Solomon: he wants to help in some way...so he gives her one of those lil milking machines so she can get rid of some of the excess, she gives the extras to him so he can drink it or cook with it >_>.....he makes her a potion that should help reduce milk production at least a little bit and indeed she stops leaking so much that all her shirts get soaked, shes very grateful to him for that. So how can she thank him? With some good old fashioned sloppy toppy of course....jeez i couldnt think of anything good for my fave character!! 😩

[levisgirll]

Hey! :] can I request erwin or levi having a younger sister who dates armin, Eren, Jean, Connie, Hange?? Headcanons pls!! :)) pls take ur time<8

𝙇𝙚𝙫𝙞 𝘼𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣'𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙎𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙨 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙨

text: Hi there! Thanks for sending me a request🥺 ♥♥♥ This is such a cute idea and I love it! I decided to go with Levi having a younger sister instead if that's alright c: (if you want another one with Erwin, please let me know!) I also hope you have a nice day <3

synopsis: Levi Ackerman is a guy who would worry a lot about his little sister, and actually get scared for her whenever she is reckless, or gets herself hurt either emotionally or physically and if someone did that to her, consider them dead- but he would be just a good big brother to her and a bit an overprotector cause of the past they have shared and he wants to make sure there is no harm to her. So, when she decides to date one of the scouts, this is where he gets worried and concerned, he starts to watch every move of the person she is dating and will interrogate them, he won't care if its someone he knows, he will make sure they have no bad intentions with his little sister and he would give them his cold and strict glare 24/7 (also he would tease her a lot while she is dating them-).

fluff, comedy, aot world, headcanons ♡ —

𝗘𝗿𝗲𝗻 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿

When Levi found out his little sister was dating Eren, he was quite shocked to be honest and he had to go find her and actually confirm and hear it from her. “Are you actually dating that Kid? Fucking Yeager really?” He would say as he crossed his arms and was giving his little sister one of his looks, where it was him wanting answers from her now.

“W-What about it?” She said nervously, and looked away. ‘Shit, how did he find out?’ She would wonder as she looked around to find an escape route. She would always do that when she knows her big brother is going to give her one of those long lectures. “You are not going anywhere young lady. You are gonna stay here and tell me how the fuck you both started to date.” Now she is trapped.

When Eren found out that the person he was dating is Levi’s little sister, he was scared as fuck. He was worried that Levi would appear out of nowhere and beat him since he is dating his little sister. “Oh my god, Is your big brother going to kill me cause I am dating you?!” He would say and as he held on both of your shoulders and his eyes would wide, he was actually nervous and scared. “No, Don't worry. As long as you are with me, you are fine! He wont dare lay a finger on you.”

Then Levi appeared out of nowhere, “Oh hell yea I will if you mess with my sister, and make a one meter distance from her shithead. I don't want her to catch your germs.”

His little sister then would turn at him and give him a glare, “Levi, stop it.” She would say and give out a long sigh. 

Whenever his little sister comes back from a date with Eren, she would go see her big brother Levi to see how he is doing and he would say to her with a glare. “You were with him, Hm? You’re filthy now, go shower.” His sister would give out a long sigh and tsk at him while leaving his office, she knows Levi says that on purpose cause he started to tease her more ever since she started dating Eren!

Levi would watch and look after his little sister even more when she started dating Eren, because he found him a bit fishy. “Hey, you sure about this?” He would say one evening as they were drinking tea and he sounded serious, Levi would then give her a big brother/sibling talk.

Eren would always wait for you either when you are cleaning, training or in a meeting and Levi would think he was stalking you and following you at first. “What do u think u are doing following MY little sister? You are so fucked kid.” Levi would say approaching Eren, and he was ready to beat him up again. “LEVI WAIT- that’s the guy I am dating now!” Levi would suddenly stop, and turn around with a surprised expression looking at his little sister “Seriously...”

Once, just once, Eren made Levi’s little sister tear up and Levi did not leave him at all that day and was looking for him. He ruined his life that day. Levi’s little sister teared up cause she got ready to go out with Eren, but Eren somehow forgot and stood her out!  Would be scared to make her cry again, cause he doesn’t want to get beaten up by Levi.

She would tease Eren sometimes. Like, “Hey Eren can you do this for me now?”. “No I need to train, not now!”  he would say and he was approaching the training area, “Hmm…okay I’ll go ask Levi instead” Eren stopped from his tracks, and turned around quickly towards her. “W-WAIT! Actually I can make some time.” This would always make her giggle.

Levi would actually find Eren annoying once Eren started to date Levi’s little sister. “I think he has a thing towards us.” Levi would say to his sister as they both looked outside from his office window and looking at Eren who was searching for Levi and his little sister. “He chases around me, and is dating you, why can’t he just leave us alone...Ugh”.

𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗷𝗶 𝗭𝗼𝗲

They know Levi worries a lot about his little sister, as she is the only one left who is family to him. So Hanji would update Levi about his little sister from time to time, especially after a date. “Heyyy Levi! Just letting you know that she is doing well and finished her work early today!” Hanji would say cheerfully, and Levi just knows that they had just seen his little sister. But, this gives him a relief to know at least that she is doing well as he is quite busy sometimes to check on her.

Would help his little sister to convince her brother with things. “Don’t worry, I can talk to Levi for you babe!”. Hanji would say with a big smile and a light blush would appear in their cheeks, they want her to depend on Hanji.

“Oi, Don’t send Hanji to me again. I cant even shut them up now ever since you are going out with them.” Levi would say as he gave out a long sigh, defeated by Hanji as he let them win with whatever they were trying to convince him. Hanji would not give up and wants to impress his little sister!

Hanji would be good at lying to help Levi’s little sister out just incase she tried to skip something such as cleaning or some training lessons, and Levi would actually fall for it sometimes.

His little sister and Hanji are loud and squeal a lot, it would Levi go mad and yell out at the both of them to shut up, but Hanji would think he is joining their squeals. “Oh my god....Levi finally joined us!” But, his little sister would go to Hanji and whisper to them “Um…I think he’s mad.”

Literally anything his little sister asks Hanji to do something, they get so happy and hyped up. And Levi sees that and actually finds them both cute, he would also appreciate how Hanji is willing to do anything for her and that makes him glad.

If he sees his little sister really down one day, he would see Hanji trying their best to boost her energy up, and Levi would really admire that about Hanji, making his lil sis happy <3

𝗝𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗞𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗶𝗻

Levi would definitely intimidate Jean, just to test him (He lowkey thought Jean was a fuckboy) and this would piss his pants.

Whenever Levi passes by his little sister and Jean. Jean would salute to him quickly like an idiot. And to just rub it on his face so Levi can scare him more, Levi would say “Jean, You are not causing trouble to my little sister right?”.

Jean: “N-No Captain!!”

Levi: “Hm, better be.”

“Yo....Your brother is scary. Does he hate me?!” Jean would say, full of concern in his tone as they both looked at Levi who was giving out orders for everyone. “Um...You kinda annoy him to be honest.” She would say as Jean looked down with a sad look. “B-But don't worry! He’s just like that in the beginning.”

Jean can’t believe the sweet, cool and lovely girl he is dating is related to Levi. He had to even make sure and see if their last names matched!

“I-Is your brother here today??” Jean would say to her as he looked around, making sure he wasn't near as they were both alone in the stable. He wanted to give a kiss to her cheeks but he was scared as hell if Levi appeared out of nowhere. “It’s either now or never Kirstein.” 

Jean would try to do more tasks and try and to impress Levi just a bit. He would show him his ODM gear skills, and the only thing he got from Levi is saying “You’re an idiot.” and he would give him a stoic expression and walk away. “Huh..” Jean said as he was left all alone in the training area. Although, Levi did appreciate his hard work.

Levi would seem to like Jean later on as he was observing how he was treating his little sister and it would be with respect, love and even respecting her boundaries and Levi found the guy good, but won’t admit it.

Finds it amusing how he gets a small gift for Levi’s little sister every time whenever he went out to town, “Okay, he got taste.”

He also likes Jean because he found out he is hygienic and clean, and how he always presents himself clean and tidy, with a nice outfit every time he goes on a date with his sister during the weekend. “She’s in her bedroom, she will come for you soon.” Levi would say as he opened the door for Jean to enter their small house and Jean would stand like a stickman, too afraid to do anything that would upset Levi. “Hey brat, are you alright?”. It lowkey made Levi chuckle, and Jean thought this was it for him when he heard his small laugh.

𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲 𝗦𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿

Levi got now, two idiots to deal with. His sister and Connie, who would always bother him with stuff and their stupid games they keep telling Levi to join.

They actually do a lot of pranks on Levi, most of it is Connie’s idea and Levi’s little sister would agree with them and try to do it. But if they get caught, Connie would take the blame and when he does that and Levi sees how he would never bring his sister involved he would just let it slide.

Levi actually likes him, because he makes his little sister laugh a lot with his jokes, and Connie always tries his best to make sure he does that at least once everyday. He would say the most random things and she would laugh and Levi would look at her and think ‘That was not even funny...But, at least she is laughing.’ 

She would get in trouble sometimes with Connie, and if Levi found out, Connie would immediately defend you and just babble about things that did not even make sense. This would make Levi be so confused and even get lost in track to what he was even saying at the beginning. His little sister would try and hold back her laughter. Levi would just sit there, give up with the conversation and say “You know what, Forget it. You both are dismissed.” After they left, Connie would say with a big smile “See! I told you I could convince him!” “Connie...You weren’t even- Nevermind.”

When Levi walks in the hallway and hears someone laughing, he would know it’s Connie making his sister laugh and he actually smiles about it. He would later come in after they finished laughing and talking (giving them some time) and Levi would say “Oi, idiots. Focus on your work.”

𝗔𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻 𝗔𝗿𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘁

Such a mature boy when he dates Levi’s little sister, and to be honest Levi would have no problem with him dating his little sister.

He’s also a softie and always makes sure he gives what his girl wants, and Levi appreciates that how he is willing to do his best for his little sister only.

Levi can tell before they were dating how Armin would always look at Levi’s little sister, admiring her beauty and character and Levi would think to himself ‘This kid is so lovestruck’

Levi would go to his sister later on and let her know that someone is interested in her, “Who is it!” She would say blushing and looking at Levi, waiting for a response. “Hm...You will find out soon. I think he will ask you out.” Levi would say as he flipped through the papers he had. “Oh come on tell me big bro!!!” Levi liked teasing his sister and he would then say “Okay...I will tell you if you bring me some tea.” And, even after she does that Levi wouldn’t say it and she would want to beat him up.

During missions, he trusts Armin to be with his little sister since he knows he will protect her and have her back while he is away.

Armin wants to prove to Levi that he is capable of taking care of his little sister too! And he would risk his life for her, Levi knowing that would go up to Armin and say “That’s nice and all, but use your brain and don’t die. Besides...that would make my little sister sad and I wont forgive you if you do that.” That was the only time Levi was real and showed his way of trust to Armin, and that made him happy.

When Levi goes to the library, he would spot his little sister with Armin being all lovey dovey as he wanted to go and grab a book. “Tch, what do you think you both are doing?” Levi had no idea that they were actually on a date and both of them were blushing and were shy. But, he lowkey found that adorable. Later on, his sister would yell at him at how he ruined her date and he would say “Yeah yeah....Sorry.”

Armin would ask Levi sometimes what his little sister likes such as food, her favorite jewelry, or literally anything and Levi would say while raising his eyebrows, “Ask her yourself brat.”

For special occasions he would go for Levi to ask what would he do to make his little sister super happy and Levi appreciates the thought. So, he somehow ends up telling him some ideas and it was a secret plan between them to surprise her.

Armin would ask Levi to train him to be stronger after he starts dating Levi’s little sister, so he can be strong and protect her. “You will never reach my level, but sure.” Levi would say teasing Armin and after every training session, Armin is knocked out, laying on the ground. “Levi!!! What did you do now?” His little sister would yell out running towards Armin who was on the ground, “What? The brat said he wanted me to train him.”

this was such a nice and fun idea and I liked how I made hc’s for other aot characters so thanks for the request anon!! let me know if you liked it and if anyone else did let me know by leaving a like or a reblog! Have a great day and I hope this somehow cheered anyone up! <3

[sluttyminghao]

so this is something that i’ve kind of thought of for a while; picture this, youre the 14th member of seventeen, and you and woozi are super close. you two are always in the studio and eating together. one day, you get a little too annoying while he works on a song. you wont listen to him when he tells you to be quiet. so without thinking, he tells you to shut up or he’s going to shove his cock down your throat. you whisper ‘do it’ or something like that. he fucks your mouth so good because all of the built up frustration from the comeback and you in general. his cock goes deep in your mouth that it feel euphoric, and your panties are pooled at this point. but since you’ve been so annoying for the past hour, he isnt going to please you. so instead, he cums in your mouth, and sits back down in his chair. it was just your little secret ❤️

- 🐢 anon

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no but this is hOT (also cw degradation in this if ur not comfy!!)

he’d really just snap after a while of listening to you ramble or play with one too many settings. he wouldn’t know what had overcome him, but the thought of shoving something, anything, down your throat to shut you up was sounding better and better by the minute.

“if you don’t stop pushing those buttons, i’m gonna shove my cock down your throat.” he would stop for a brief second to think about what he had just said, and his eyes widen when he hears you whisper a small “do it then”

he can’t tell if you’re serious, but when you turn his chair around and press your lips to his, he knows that you’re deadset about this.

within minutes he would be pushing you onto the floor and shuffling his shorts down so that he can shove his cock down your throat. honestly? the floor was a little hard and your knees were sore, but with the way he was looking at you, you forgot about all the pain in your legs.

his cock filled your mouth so well, and his groans and small whimpers only spurred you on further. he lets one hand grip onto your scalp and lets his hips control the pace, slamming into your mouth and throat roughly. “look at you, such a needy little whore for me, this is what you get if you don’t leave me alone”

he’d thrust into your mouth until cum flooded your throat, and he was groaning your name loudly. you stand up and begin to remove your own bottoms, thinking he would help you return the favour, but he only raises an eyebrow at you.

“what are you doing? do you really think im going to help you after you were an annoying brat not even twenty minutes ago?”

and he’d return to his work, completely ignoring the way you were gaping at him. you didn’t miss the smirk he had on his face though; this was your little secret.

[leviathiane]

SHOW US YOUR WROR RAW UNPROCESSED WHOLE GRAIN ORGANIC NOTES

this is going to be a long-ass post i am so sorry to Everyone! i take a lot of notes.

So, as You specifically know (as well as all of my lovely Soggers) I take a LOT of notes. Obsessively. I write fucking everything bc i have very little memory and very much paranoia. This results in literal Piles of notes. Raw planning, on paper, on my phone– doodles of scenes im brainstorming, bulletpoints, entire SCRIPTS– it’s all there but scattered (I’ve got scenes planned in the margins of my goddamn anthropology notes and deciphering it was a NIGHTMARE) 

I won’t even upload all the photos of my writing notebook, because itd be like 50 pages of illegible nonesense. but heres a couple of planning phase pages. (may be hard to read, I dropped this notebook both into some tidepools, into a creek on campus, and accidentally leaked my waterbottle onto it in my backpack :/) 

if you can’t tell already, yes they all look exactly like this. Some are even more illegible, because I wrote them with the notebook half under my actual class notes. Because i wrote most of them in class. During lectures. And pretending very badly that i was not doing exactly that. (pay attention in class please i got away with this bc i was filling up elective units) 

I’m also flat out MISSING a large portion of my notes bc some of it? isnt even in the damn notebook. its on a sheet of binder paper, or on the empty back of an assignment. I’ve now lost most of those notes, but the ones i do still have are just as (even more, actually) indecipherable chicken scratch: 

Wow, how clean and tidy and easy to follow! i am in hell. 

and this doesnt mention the PAGES and PAGES of outlines that are on my laptop, and the pages of outlined scenes that are on the notes app of my phone. if i put them all, you would have entire chapter spoilers up to the very end of the story so i cant post a lot of them– and also theres just a goddamn lot of them. currently i have 16 pages of outlining. There are no spacing breaks. It is a solid 16 page block of text. Looking at it gives me a migraine. 

some assorted notes which i have dredged up from the deleted parts of the main draft google doc go all the way back to when i started Wror in June and they are Barely more readable than my handwriting on sheer account of: articulation is not my strength. These include: 

“Ch 8 plan: sabo gets trained specially, awakens his armament haki, beats ace in a bunch of spars and proves himself to be anything but vulnerable. The boys are like “we fucking recognize that technique ryu taught you before us!!” and goad ryu into finally starting them both on basic haki training, just to awaken it, since sabo already has. Also this is the chapter that ace finally confronts ryu for his devil fruit after ryu confirms that some devil fruit users can’t be hurt without haki and ace immediately catches onto that and tries to slam his pipe through ryus head. It doesn’t work, ryu catches the weapon with a haki covered hand, to avoid turning to flame with hit and ace just gets frustrated and accuses ryu of hiding his devil fruit, because he remembers what he saw in grey terminal and that now that he has seen haki he can distinguish it from what he saw and he’s sure no one could do what ryu did. He calls ryu a hypocrite for coddling them even after telling them to stop coddling sabo and ryu has to sit them down and explain that yes he does have powers and he has been hdiing it and explains his reasoning. However instead of understanding th eboys just get fired up and say they don’t wnt to be scared of fire, especially not when it means ryu isn’t taking them seriously in a spar. Ryu finally agrees to start them on desensitization training for fire trauma. Fire desensitization training happens on the beach, so that they have water nearby in case things get out of hand. At some point ace gives ryu a considering look and is just like “if you have a devil fruit that means you can’t swim either right?” and ryu is basically just like “lmao yeah” and then ace immediately attempts to drown him. Lots of murder attempts in ace’s department toget his older brother to be less of an idiot with little success lol(extra: ace tried to attack ryu earlier both to confirm that ryu has a devil fruit that would force him to use haki to hide it, and because he now knows that he CAN’T hurt ryu without haki and as thus can’t beat him and make him admit he’s awake without being good at haki.)” [chapter 8] 

“Small sabo lost his hat and goggles in the incident and while he doesn’t remember having them future sabo notices he looks uncomfortable and keeps touching his hair and head. Ace yells at him for it thinking he bandaging are bothering him and that he can’t touch them but little sabo just comments that something about it feels wrong. Luffy blurts our that he had a hat, like luffy does, But he doesn’t now ace begrudgingly mentions that they can’t get a new one in town. Future sabo doesn’t even hesitate and just plops his own hat onto his younger selves head. It clearly too big for him, and almost falls over his eyes but he grins up at future sabo and is like “wow!! Thank you! I’ll take care of it till I have one of my own” and creates a paradox like Luffys own hat. The footsteps younger sabo has yet to fill. This HAS to happen AFTER the talk where they explain that future and past sabo are both the same person, to give little sabo that pressure.” [chapter 9]

“(Right after this older sabo takes them down to the ocean so that they can play a little and desensitize themselves and immediately fucks himself over when he goes weak in the water bc he somehow fucking forgot his own devil fruit again and now even younger sabo is on his case about not letting him near the fucking ocean that little goddamn HYPOCRITE—) )” [for chapter 9]

“Ch 9 plan: they finally leave dawn island. Starts with the boys getting a haircut after training and luffy mentions how long it’s been since they’ve last needed a haircut, giving sabo and ace time to point out that it’s been 2 months now since ryu joined them, and that sabo was completely healed by now. The boys are now aware of the basics of haki, and while luffy hasnt awakened either yet ace and sabo both have a little bit of weak armament haki. (sabo won’t awaken observational haki until he gets his memories back) ryu tries to sneak off into the city to steal a boat but his brothers refuse to leave him behind and keep sneaking out after him, not wanting him to go alone and saying that since he’s been training them they’re clearly stronger and he needs to let them do this. Ryu eventually just lets it go because why the fuck not it’s a dream and they make him feel better. They get the boat out on open ocean and finally fucking sail out, cheering loudly, ryu struggling to make them all calm down but also not really trying. He’s happy as shit, and they’re all so excited and happy and sabo dips a hand into the waves and then smiles so fucking wide and tackles ryu so violently they both nearly tip into the water and it’s just very very good. “ [also for ch 9] 

** I flat out dont Have any outlining from before chapter 6, because i only started actually outling chapters after that. i tend to just sit down and Write up until i hit a plot point or writers block and then am forced to actually think it through and plan rather than letting it come naturally. thats also why the quality and editing is better in later chapters despite everything being written within the same time frame. 

besides entire chapter outlines, there are the scene specific phone notes like:

“(ADDED) Right after they leave dawn, when sabo is sure they’ve gotten enough of a head start, he calls Garp. He doesn’t say who he is, but that all of the boys are safe and happy with him and has them all talk into the phone to assure him that they’re fine. Garp is honestly just pissed off he doesn’t know who’s calling and when he asks sabo just laughs and says a disobedient brat before hanging up. “

“(ADDED) TO EXPAND ON CH 3: sabo gets offered the chance to go with dragon, and he hesitates on the offer to go through with his previous life with the family he’s made in the revolutionary again. He almost agrees, because the bought of losing them in this lifetime is near excruciating but reminds himself swiftly that it’s no place for his brothers and not what they’d really want, and he wants selfishly to be with them as long as he Can until he “inevitably” wakes up. The boys are visibly relieved by this, especially ace. (Sabo gets asked who he is by dragon, who wants to know more about the stranger with his son, but dragon has always been quicker to make connections no one guessed and he just smiled knowingly at sabo and tells him he’s sure the other will have no trouble finding them if he’s in need. Sabo in turn warns him to keep Kuma close, and to look for a slave girl named koala.)”

I have…. many of these. I have Many of Everything. 

finally, i have scene doodles. if i hit a bad writers block it usually helps me to sketch scenes or the character designs to regain my grip on what the hell is happening in the plot– Breach of Intention has character design sketches, pakcbond has MANY scene sketches, even some of my nsfw has some sketches. my wror skecthes arent Good of course, I am an art teacher for children and that means i am more often explaining the color wheel and brush techniques over drawing perfect human replicas– and i just dont really make a lot of fanart? ive never drawn sabo before but i sure have a bunch now. i wont include close ups because they genuinely suck but heres an example pic 

So… yeah thats about everything. this is a VERY long post and yet i only included like maybe ¼ or 1/5 of all the notes i have dbskhjgfkjadns lmk if anyone wants more (or notes for my Other stories, which contain NO WHERE the same absurd amount of shit that wror does.)

[shikiwrites]

A THREESOME??!!! ( part one)

erurixreader ( fem)  dom/sub relationship contractual bdsm very explicit.      "HUH?" You back up against the wall. You had always had a crush on commander Erwin, even though older men weren't usually your type. His blue eyes seemed to always be looking right threw you. Yet here you were, talking with him and suddenly-  " y-you like me?" The words came out in a squeal, it was embarrassing, Yet he let out a chuckle and walked closer to you, resting his arms against the wall you were against. He smelled so good..       " Yes, i do. I've been watching you for a while. Did you think I wouldn't notice you staring at me? The small smiles, the blush on your cheeks" He rests one finger gently on your face. He was like a prince. No, a king. So gentle and alluring.

     " I’d like it if you came to my courtiers this evening. id love to have your company." he stood straight and turned slightly, looking at the redness that had now formed on your face and neck." will you refuse?"

    " O- of course not! ill.. Um.. I’ll be there. What would you like to do?"     " Oh just some fun." He started to walk down the hall before stopping and turning back to you. " Before I forget, Levi will be there too. He kinda shares the space. I thought you should know."       Levi??!! BUT HE- "OK!" You let out. Erwin smiles again and walks off finally. You feel dizzy. Like your knees will give out and you'll fall to the floor. His house?? His.. ROOM? And then there was Levi... but you couldn't possibly be there with him. Levi is always glaring at you, always yelling, throwing things at you.. He hates you. There is no way he’d be OK with you staying in the same room. You mind goes blank thinking about being in Erwin’s room. The thought alone was so bazaar. He knew you and, he secretly liked you too? What a world this was... ------------------------------------------------------------------------         You gently knock on the door. Your heart is beating so violently you're afraid it’s going to pop out of your chest. You decided to wear the nicest thing you have, hoping it wouldn't be too over board. You hear a small shuffle, then the rustle of a chain unlocking. The door opens to reveal Erwin, wearing a nice wight button up and black slacks. “ You made it.” he said polity,” i’m glad. “ he gestures you to come inside. you immediately see Levi sitting in a chair near the bed with his back turned. He gulp down a heavy breath as you take off your shoes and walk inside, remembering to leave them as close to the door as you possibly can, careful not to let a speck of dirt fall to the floor.

      Erwin shows you over to the table were a tea kettle is set up. He pulls out a chair for you before sitting down himself. You take a small sip, your hands are shaking. its so nerve wracking, all you can picture is accidentally letting the cup fall from your hands and having Levi suddenly behind you and--- “ what on earth are you thinking?” Erwin interrupts,” the look on your face right now is astoundingly interesting.” you watch him pick up the cup and take a sip. his hands are so large, you can see the muscle in his arm, and your mind cant help but be fixated on the way his fingers caress the tiny cup.  “n-nothing. really, it was nothing. so um.. what would you like to do? “ you give him the softest smile you can manage.  “ oh, well, i wanted to ask you before hand but.. i don’t think it would have been appropriate in the hall. you never know who’s listening. “  “ huh?” you asked, suddenly uneasy. Erwin got up from the table and walked over to you. he got down on his knees beside you, his eyes looking lustfully up at you, as he took your hands in his.  “ i would like the pleasure of fucking you, ms. ( insert name) “  you go pale, and then redder than ever. you cant speak. the mere thought of Erwin over your body is too much to handle. your mouth wont move. your speechless. Erwin leans up closer to you, his face now very close your own. “ well? would you like too? your beautiful, appeasing even. id like very much to make you say my name. “  the thought hits you so hard you stand up quickly and turn away from him, your hands covering your face. you were just about to answer him when you remember the tow of you aren't alone.  you quickly look over at Levi. hes in the same position he was in when you entered, and hadn't said a word. Erwin catches your concern and stands up, pulling your gaze back on him, “ i understand why you night be worried, but there is no need too. Levi asked for this. hes jealous of you, you know? he sees how i look at you. how i’ve said your name. he knows how much i desire you. that’s why he picks on you. of course i had to punish him for that. will you help me punish him? will you spend the night with me and show him how you desire me as well?”  you were just about to answer when Erwin put his lips over yours, he smelled of lilac and sandalwood. his lips were course yet soft at the same time. he kissed you gently and the frozen body you seemed stuck in melted away. suddenly you were kissing him back. turning to him so your chest was against him. you could feel his hands move down your arms until you hear a small wimpier from Levi. it distracts you and you open your eyes. Erwin pulls from you and takes your hand. “ shall we?”  walking over to the bed you star to see Levi clearly. he was sitting at all. he was tied down. his arms were behind his back, his ankles roped to the chair legs. he had a small gag in his mouth too. as you came into his view he looked at you and glared. you fell ridged again as hie eyes pierced threw you. “ i..im sorry” you said staring at the floor.” i um.. don’t think i can do what you ask.. i “  “no? but doesn't he deserve it? “ “ i-” you think about the way Levi treated you. you always knew he was a hard ass. but he treated you worse then that brat Eren. he never hit you but he did make your life hell. always making you feel so worthless. acting so high and mighty.... you kissed him. you kept your eyes open to see Levi reaction. his eyes widened, he looked like he could kill you with his bare hands, and that made you feel good. he couldn't do anything to you. you kissed Erwin again, and he kissed you back. you could feel Levis hatred but that was fine. you could also feel Erwin’s lips, his hands, his body pressed firm against yours. unafraid, you wrapped your arms around his broad shoulders as an offer, showing Erwin that for tonight, you belonged to him. 

“ good girl” he said softly. his fingers traced your back, and down your spine. kissing him gave you power. this was twisted, and overwhelming, and yet oh so devilish. this man wasn't a king. he was a hell spawn, an incubus, a being you couldn't pull away from. one hand found your hip, the next started to trail on your collarbone and neck. his touch was sending fire down you body. this man wa crazy, but maybe that was OK? the two of you sat on the bed together. he lifted you onto his lap and began to undress you, you're hands were shaky as you tried to do the same. undoing his buttons, seeing the man he was underneath. a fire took over you. “ your beautiful” you hear him say as he started kissing on you chest. his tongue sliding across your breast til he gets to your nipple. you can feel his teeth bite on it, as his lips caressed the rest of you. you let out a long moan as you let it all take over. he holds you close yo him, your hands firmly resting on his thick shoulders. you were already ready for him. then he stops, you feel yourself going backwards all of a sudden, your head landing in Levis lap. hes looking down at you. what - Erwin reaches over you, and starts to unzip Levis white pants. too shocked by whats happening you just gasp as Levis surprisingly intrusive dick flings out from the opening, you flinch as it rests beside your cheek, and you see Levis face go incredibly red. the angry look he had before was now one of pain and pleasure and begging.  “Erwin?”  you feel him undress the rest of you. sliding off your panties and lifting you up so that your legs were around his neck and your head in Levis lap. he says nothing as he presses his lips up against you and drills his tongue deep inside you. the feeling of it causes you to grab onto the chair for balance. this was crazy. nothing like this ever happens. your heart was beating so fast. here you were, with the two most popular men in all of the walls and you were the center of attention. “ so” you say to Levi, breathless as Erwin continued to eat you out, “ you think i cant do anything to please you, do you? “ Levis eyes widens as you lick the tip of him.you could feel him jerk. his eyes shifting from you to Erwin. “ you want him, but now you want me too?” you say. what was this? is this power? is this what power felt like? you opened your mouth and let Levi slip in. you could hear his moan as you closed around him. you paced yourself to match Erwin’s rhythm, and as he pleased you ,you pleased Levi. throwing his head back, tensing up, moaning threw the gag as you enjoyed his weak state. his fingers curled as you continued to put him deep in the back of your throat. you could feel his legs shaking under you. Erwin began to gently set you down and rotate you to a normal sitting position, he was then pulling you off Levi and putting his tongue in your mouth. the taste of you and Levi were intense. his hands were all over you, groping you, touching you. you were already cumming all over yourself but couldn't stop. you wanted both of them. you needed it.  Erwin took the gag out of Levis mouth. “ Erwin please. please-” he turned back to you as he slid his fingers into you. you let out a yelp as he teased you. his hands seemed to engulf you, sliding in and out and in again. he turned back to Levi who was watching now. the look on his face as if he wished he was you. that made your body even hotter. Levi? wants to be in your position? how ironic. 

[banesbottombitch]

Headcannons of the bowers gang as single parents?🤔 btw, love your writing!

Fuck it, lets do this. I’ve got so many feelings about this. For disclaimers sake, the boys are 20-25, so college age. This is long.

Henry “You are my Sunshine but you’re also a Pain” Bowers

First of all, he was’t ready. Nothing prepared him to end up alone, with a baby that was his newest and most precious responsibility.

The mothers either DIED, or straight up left the baby in his arms and was  like “your problem now” either way, he does not consider adoption. 

Called Vic first, actually crying, because how the fuck does he do better for this kid than his dad did for him? He has no idea how to nurture, to care, to help something grow and thrive. He confesses his fears, and Vic gets Belch and the three of them drive to the closest department store, picking out baby shit.

Has no idea how bottles work. Gets the cheapest kind possible, and is so upset when the baby wont drink from them (texture might be off, his dumb ass didnt warm the milk, his dumb ass gave the baby COWS MILK, the list goes on) and screeches in frustration when they leak because, yet again, he got the cheapest fuckers possible

He’d be out of his dads house by this time, probably college age (about 20-25) but he has made a point to not let his dad know of his child’s existence, because lets face it, Butch would wanna see his grandkid (especially if its a boy). So, Henry keeps the information that he’s a new dad on lock down

Calls Mama Huggins weekly for advice, and actively looks at parenting hacks online. He’s trying his best to be a good dad, and would take extra shifts for work to make ends meet. His kid would probably go into daycare sometimes, but he doesnt like leaving them with strangers and just tries to get one of the guys (or Mama Huggins) to take them for a few hours.

Uses his kid as a chick magnet. Goes to parks and hits on the single moms while he helps his toddler roam around. Gets a lot of ass because of this, since he comes off as a very caring dad (he is, surprisingly).

Dresses his baby girl up like bad asses. His daughter wears his old bandanna with her princess outfit (claiming she is a cowgirl princess, because of course she is) or gets a jean vest with decently kid friendly patches on it, and parades her around when he gets the chance. Insanely protective of her, and follows her when she plays at the park and later as she gets older, he makes her text him where she is at all times. Low key helicopter dad. The type of dad to clean a gun in front of her new boyfriend, 11/10.

 His son’s hair gets styled into a fohawk daily and he’s encouraged to wear cool printed shirts his uncles (the rest of the gang) get him that have various metal bands on them and stuff. Teaches him sports, and drags him along to baseball games when he can. Was a bit torn when he heard his son was causing trouble in school, but decides that he cant have his kid doing the same shit he did and nips the bullying in the bud. His son got his temper, and it upsets Henry sometimes how easy it is for them to snap at each other once he gets older.

Takes his kid fishing, hiking, rides on motorcycles, ect. Lots of out door activities. His favorite is to take his kid out fishing, because they’re TRAPPED with him and he gets to spend the day with his mini-me, making crappy jokes and teaching them how to do proper techniques, like he always wished his dad would have done with him.

Gets really stern with his kid though. Takes no fucking bullshit from them, and lives the line “because I said so”, expecting his kid to listen. He loves them, he would NEVER raise a hand to them, but he’s not above a sit down and heavy glare if they mouth off to him or act up in public.

Lives his life better to make his kid’s life better. Goes to anger management if he thinks he’s starting to emulate Butch, and he’s explained to his kid why they’re so distant from his family. Doesn’t articulate what Butch has done to him, but makes it a point to focus on the fact that they Do. Not. Talk. To. Butch.

Makes a point to take his kid to school every day. Tells his kid how much he loves them. They do not go a day without a clap on the shoulder and a small little smile that he wears just for them.

Reggie “GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH RIGHT FUCKIN’ NOW” Huggins

He was a little shocked when he ended up with a baby. Dazed, confused. He just sat there with this bundle, all soft and small, and held them close. He didn’t know what to do, but does anyone when they become a single parent without word?

If his s/o died, he would be heart broken, but pull through for the kid. If his s/o dumped the baby on him and ran, he’d be fucking furious and vow to never let them within arms reach of HIS child.

The best at easing into parenthood. He told his mama that adoption wasn’t an option, and that he was going to take care of the baby. “I can do it,” he told her, “I’m a man, and men take care of their kids.”

Mama Huggins is overjoyed to be a grandma, even if she claims shes a little young to start being called Nannie, but she spoils that baby rotten. Reggie has to fight to keep her from buying the kid so many different outfits, as she goes overboard and buys too many, and they grow out of them before they can even be tried on.

Leaves the kid with his mom to work, which is fine for Mama Huggins, but Reggie feels like he’s ghosting his kid when he does it. So he works harder and advances in his career as much as possible, wanting to get to  place where he can maybe get extra days off to be with his kid.

Wakes up early to make them breakfast. Every morning he sits down with them, from infancy till they leave his house (read as, his moms, he never moves out lets be real). He wakes them up gently, or flicks on the lights and heaves a great big “UP AND AT ‘EM, KIDDO!” But its all with love.

Doesnt seem interested in dating for the most part, but ends up meeting someone with kids at some point in time, and is happy to have his kid get a new sibling. He always wanted one himself.

Gives in too easily if his kids misbehave. If they cry, it HURTS him, and he just lets them do as they please. Had to nip this in the bud before they got into school though, because he wasn’t going to deal with a spoiled brat for 12+ years.

Straps his kid into the backseat of the Trans-Am, and has a Dad Bag under the seats for bottles, toys, and general baby shit. Patrick likes playing peek a boo with his kid, and Vic only complains a little bit of he has  to feed the baby.

Stops going out with the guys, and is worried that it will dampen his relationship with them It doesnt, they just start  coming over to his house and hanging out. Henry was scared to hold the baby at first, but Reggie eased him into it, and now Henry’s the first one to grab the nugget and bounce them on his knee to calm them down.

If he had a daughter, jesus christ. Jesus H Christ. His most precious gem, his princess, the light of his life. He spends free time doing tea parties, letting her “help” him with fixing Amy, and lets her run wild in the neighborhood. She is fierce, she is the wilderness- NO, HONEY, DONT PICK THAT SNAKE UP PLEASE- DROP IT. DROP IT. NO, DONT ARGUE WITH DADDY. DROP IT!

His son would have a very healthy and loving relationship with him. Everything is open for discussion, and he tries to lead his son into a better light than bullying or the like. Lots of sundays are spent in the front yard, tossing around a football while his son asks the craziest, but most wonderful shit he has ever heard. “Dad, whys girls gotta be so.. weird?” “Dad, do you think Luke Skywalker would have been cooler if he was a sith?” “Dad, if we die, do we meet god, or do we gotta wait in line with our guardian angel?” Loves his boy, cherishes him. He can do no wrong.

Goes to every single parent/teacher conference, and puffs up in pride when they praise his kid. Because, of course they’re praising them! He raised them right!

Victor “Pinterest saved my life” Criss

Legit hid the baby from his parents/bros for a good week before he ran out of excuses as to why they hadn’t seen him for days. He’s at a loss of what to do, and considers adoption. He isnt a paternal guy. he thinks, this wont work out.

Already moved out, like, come on. He’s a rich boy, his parents set him up in a nice apartment/condo in Bangor for school.

If his s/o was still alive, he’d have given the baby back to them. This only works if they ghosted town, or are dead. Otherwise, he’d have been like “fuck no”

Finally figures he’ll give fatherhood a shot, and quickly realizes how much he did NOT bargain for.

Reggie turned up to help one day with Vic holding his baby and sobbing back at the baby while it shrieked and squirmed, the poor guy having no idea what to do. Vic was escorted to the bedroom, and given a nap whole Belch attempted to get the baby to sleep.

Buys all the nicest shit the baby could ever need or want. Lots of sleepless nights are spent with him rocking his baby and scanning amazon, thinking that yet another Sophie the Giraffe is exactly what his demon spawn needs to keep from sobbing through the night

Turns to online archives and pinterest for advice, and slowly becomes a better dad. Lots of trial and error, trips to the emergency room from Patrick convincing a half-dead Vic that his baby’s cough is from the baby black plague, and some angry sobbing of his own leads to a decent routine that makes him and his kiddo happy.

Instagrams his kid, because to be fair, he made a gorgeous baby. Sends lots of photos of the kid to the guys, and Patrick uses some of the most unflattering ones as reaction memes, because he is a dick. Vic has laughed at them, despite being furious Patrick would dare to make his baby a meme.

Literally cried when his kid called him “Dada” for the first time. On the floor. Sobbing. He called Reggie and made him come over. Henry and Patrick came around and tried to get the bay to say swears. They got them to say “sheet” which is pretty close to “shit” so they called it a win.

Throws the biggest birthday parties for his kid. Confetti? Everywhere. Cake? Three layers and professionally made. Presents? Out of this world.

Most stylish child of the group’s kids. Sunglasses, designer clothes. That kid dresses better than you do by the time they’re five. They own it too, and flaunt it for the camera, because Vic takes 89,005,467 photos of his child on the daily.

Taught his kid Beastie Boys songs, and there are videos of his kid rapping along to “Intergalactic”. Vic is so proud of his kid.

Friend dad. Has a hard time punishing his kid if they do something wrong, and sometimes makes up for his own mistakes (raising his voice, getting to upset) by giving them gifts. Its not an amazing system, but his kid is humble…ish.

Having a daughter, that boy is her best friend. She can tell him anything, it wont phase him. Willingly talks about boys, clothes, music. Loves to take her to the park and watch her knock the boys down a peg or two. she inherits his sharp tongue, and its scary how fast she goes from 1 to 101. Blunt child, that one.

A boy? Vic’s son is given the coolest shit, there is no need for want with this boy. Probably some awful mix of fuck boy and wanna be rapper, but Vic loves him anyhow. Shows him off to the gang CONSTANTLY, and shows up in almost matching outfits without realizing it. Its cringey, but it could be worse. Teaches him how to throw a punch and encourages him to kick ass if people step up against him.

Puts his kid in after school tutoring, and thinks bonding time is shopping or watching TV together. Fills their schedules with sports, dance, and music. Expects a lot out of them, academically.

Loves his kid, even if they’re being an asshole, not matter what.

Patrick “You’re Demon Spawn and I adore that” Hockstetter

Was not here for this dad shit. Considered chucking the baby into the system, and would have done it too, if his mother had’t made him face the music.

Total “This is what you get for having unprotected sex, Patrick” rant from her. It ended with him being forced with a baby and his mother’s watchful eye on him. Shes not going to have another Avery on her hands.

Hates the baby the first few MONTHS. No love. Nothing there. Lets it cry itself hoarse, barely remembers to feed it, the type to forget an infant in a shopping market. Considers the possibility of it being real, since it came from him in one way or another, and feels a little threatened.

Drops the baby off with his parents 99% of the time. the 1% is when his parents force the baby back with him.

The first time he feels a little something for the kid is after getting them back from his parents and sitting in his apartment, with him screaming at the kid to shut the fuck up, (the baby is sobbing, lets be real) and they just stop. Right then and there, silence. 

They lock eyes, and Patrick swears he sees a flash of something behind their little baby eyes, almost as if they are betrayed he’d treat them that way, before they quietly sniffle. And then Patrick Hockstetter, the man, the myth, the self proclaimed Literal Satan, feels guilt for the first time.

He picks them up and calms himself down, bouncing them on his hip and softly talks to them. No hate, no love really, just apathetic words that a baby couldnt understand. He does that for hours, until the baby is sleeping, and even then he keeps going. Pours out every thought he’s ever had to this little version of him, and the next time he puts them in their crib, he does so gently. 

Lowering them down and tucking a blanket in around them. He decides they’re worth something to him that day, and everyone in his life see a drastic turn in his reactions towards his child.

Kind of a distant dad, but his kid knows that Patrick is their father and that he, yes, loves them. He’ll still drop his kid off with his parents sometimes on weekends, but as the kid grows up and he starts seeing more and more of himself in them, he’d be more attentive.

Goes on philosophical rants with his kid, and expects them to keep up. Raises his kid to question everything, and they grow up almost just as creepy and weird as him. He’s proud that they’re a little freaky, otherwise he’d be worried they weren’t his.

Patrick wouldn’t do too well with a daughter. He’d make it work, but there would be some issues. He has no idea what common ground to go off from, and would force his daughter to be more tom boyish and enjoy the same shit he does. Wouldn’t care if she was a bully in school, actually encourages it. Hands her cash, shares his weed stash with her once she’s older, and bids her good day. Doesnt see reason to punish her for misbehaving hopes she doesn’t end up dead in a ditch somewhere from her smart mouth. Grades are the least of his concerns. Will kill anyone who hurts his daughter though, and makes good on his threats too.

Patrick thrives with a son. A mini-me, that is almost indistinguishable from himself. Same creepy little smile, same predatory tilt of the shoulders and with eyes that pierce your damn soul. Praises his son to the high heavens, calls the boy a genius, and 100% thinks of him to be the Jesus to his God, if you feel me. The promised one, type of shit. Think of a young Trick from Black Mirror, and thats the kind of son Patrick hopes to have, if not MORE edgy.

Halloween is his favorite holiday as a dad, because he takes his kid out and scares the shit out of other children and teaches them to steal the candy.

The family photo of him and his kid is them out with the gang, with his kid (about 7) wearing his jacket by a bonfire and flipping the camera off, him squatting beside them and doing the same damn thing with the biggest shit eating grin. Ah. Parenting. Patrick’s a natural.

[alotta-lovin]

I'd really love to know more about you and Dean!! Are you a hunter? How did you two meet? How do you get along with Sam? What's your relationship with Dean like? Do you have pet names for each other? What was your reaction to his first (and other) deaths? How does he react to you getting hurt? Has he ever let you drive baby? How do you both like to relax after a stressful hunt? Have you had any really bad fights? -💜

SURE THING ANON!!! Just so you know its long…as fuck.

Are you a hunter?

I am– i’m a witch as well not a great one or anything either just…small things. So mostly hunter?????

How did you two meet?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HO HO HO HO HO– ACTUALLY, On a hunt— it was… something. I believe it was a run of the mill Vampire nest if im remembering correctly how we met– i was already pursuing the nest at this point no hell and let alone the knowledge that they were pursuing it at the same time i was and just kinda we came in from different sides and saw each other last minute before the fuckin doors shut letting everyone in the nest know that we were there… So start fighting and killing off the nest one by one when possible…and because im small and i was caught up in my own brain and confused about how i didn’t know others were pursuing this nest that were a team at that and would more than likely have a better chance with it as well than with me goin in on it alone like i originally planned and what i had found out it was a lot bigger than what i fuckin though’ so you can imagine how many times i would snap back to reality when he was yelling “Behind you!” or other directions “Left!” “Turn the fuck around!”.

After a few minutes of it i kinda got annoyed by being demanded after i was actually registering what i was doing and where they were coming from, and with that annoyed anger i started becoming sharper with my swings and hits when needed and I did get hit a few times of course cause im small and maybe got a lil too cocky when getting into the zone more– and Sam was the one to take on the Head of the nest– and after finishing up and with me i burn the bodies of the monsters i kill so i made them help me drag them all out to the back to burn the bodies and such..  And standing there with my hands in my pockets, my machete at my side on the ground from tossing it there and watching the flames glow and trying not to get a headache from the smell of flesh fuckin burning he walked up put his hand out and said “I’m Dean.” and with his other hand using his thumb to point back to his brother “And that’s Sammy”. i took a minute before i wiped the semi dried blood off my hand and onto my jeans as much as i possibly could i grabbed his hand and shook it, cleared my throat and spoke up “And I’m Faith.” letting go of his hand i then put it back in my pocket and turned to face him “Didn’t know you were pursuing the nest at all- sorry if i fucked up any plans you had” which was followed by “Don’t worry about it, i just think a tiny gal like you shouldn’t be going into big cases like that–” “And i don’t think you should be telling me what i can and can not do here, Darlin’. Make sure it burns out for me.” which i then leaned down and pulled my hand back out of my pocket and grabbed my machete and started heading to my Blazer (something probs like this) and waved to Sammy before shaking his hand introducing myself to him and actually exchanging numbers with him if they needed “A tiny gal” to help with a case. then headed towards my car unlocking it and throwing the Machete onto the other side of the seat and getting then proceeding to drive away basically. 

How do you get along with Sam?

Not gonna lie– Sam and i get along really well– like the replacement big brother i never had to replace the shit one i got??? its nice. Hell he was the one that fuckin straight up told Dean to stop being a pussy and admit that he had feelings for me cause he wouldn’t shut up about how he was demanding Sammy to message me to see if i was okay and or if i needed help just so he could see me or always asking Sammy “Have you heard from Faith lately” and just– as much as Dean and i get on each others tails about things and annoy the other with small things Sam knew i had feelings for Dean and thats because i told him but it was also the way i treated him??? i guess?? but Sam was the one to fuckin tell Dean to man up and tell me and mean-time-in-between-time IM FUCKIN SITTING RIGHT THERE AND JUST WITH A “wait whut” look on my face before registering what the fuck is happening and hiding my face in the table 

What’s your relationship with Dean like?

Its— How do i put this– Okay, so i like doing my own thing, ill listen by rules if needed you know, and ill respect others and i have my own rules too so i follow by those and i have rules for other people, And same goes for Dean you know?

So sometimes things like that get in and sorta make us fight– but its mostly because we aren’t used to feeling like this feeling???? For him its, “Everyone ive loved so far has died and i dont want this to happen but shes being so fuckin— Stubborn about doing this ONE THING!” and for me its “I don’t want to lose this person i feel so strongly for but i dont understand this feeling and he wont listen to this ONE THING and i get that he has his ways and i have mine but…i dont want to lose him…at all.” So its fighting because we love each other but then that leads to lots of love building up more and more worry but also more trust in the other after proving that we’ll be okay. Its..a little all over the place but its also held together well??

Hell if he’s angry and fucking beating a tree with his bare fists im that fuckin girl to sit there and grab a drink and watch him do it while talking to Sam..that or if im working on like something to make me relax like lets say– a Flower necklace and i finished the spell on it ill walk up behind him and put it around his neck and he instantly relaxes…maybe too much cause he ends up falling back onto me and i have to catch him– its a weird but nice relationship if that makes sense?.

Heck– man if he fuckin flirts with a chick im that person to walk up and start flirting with someone as well– It gets him to stop and when he stops ill stop. so he’s slowly learned and is learning “Okay no flirting other than with her” but still does it from time to time.

Do you have pet names for each other?

We have to keep in mind i use pet names for everyone– and when i say everyone i mean EVERYONE. sometimes stuff like “Lil fucker” “Fuckin bitch” “Dipnap” for some odd reason to things like “Sweetie” “Sugar” “Babe” not even kidding. BUT! i have special ones for him.

⁃ Dreamboat (From Me to Dean)⁃ Casanova (From Me to Dean)⁃ Little Darlin’ (From Dean to Me)⁃ Baby Doll (From Dean to Me)⁃ Pain in my fuckin ass (From Me to Dean)(In a loving, irritated/annoyed way)⁃ Tiny Brat (From Dean to Me) (In a loving, irritated/annoyed way)

Phone Contact names : (Both Phones)

Dean:

Phone #1 ⁃ Angel Eyes (Faith)Phone #2 ⁃ Lady Luck

Faith:

Phone #1 ⁃ Hotshot (Dean)Phone #2 ⁃ Knockout

Bonus!:

⁃ Champ (From Me to Sammy) (Sisterly way)⁃ Peaches (From Sammy to Me) (Brotherly way) (His definition for calling me it in his words are : “I think you’re delightful and you’re a sweetie like a peach so, instead of just sis; you know…Peaches?”)

What was your reaction to his first (and other) deaths? :

Okay they basically killed me and each time he fuckin came back i always thought for some fucked reason that some fucking demon or shape shifter was always trying to fuck with me so– you can imagine how many things have been thrown or shot at him– or splashed with holy water as well—

How does he react to you getting hurt? :

Oh god–  Okay, so …not good?? but also like a huge worry-wart and if its really bad (I.E. gunshot wounds, deep stabs or extreme wounds) hes not hesitant to start calling for Feather butt–.

Has he ever let you drive baby? :

Yeah actually- a few times, the first time he was very– demanding that i do things a certain way and i got annoyed and fed up with it so i took my foot of the gas and my hands off the wheel, going down hill and crossed my arms and looked over at him while Sam sat in the back mortified and scared cause the car started to drift to the other side of the road with on-coming traffic and all i said with a dead-pan look “You wanna drive then? Be my guest. ill wait” which was followed by “OKAY DO WHAT YOU WANT JUST DRIVE DAMMIT BEFORE WE GET HIT!” “Okay then, thank you” and – it was an experience..needless to say he doesn’t try to boss around my driving. In baby or my Blazer.

How do you both like to relax after a stressful hunt? :

Hot. Showers. even more over if its a bloody hunt too– just…Hot Showers most of the time…and for him lots of drinks while im just having a few here and there and more so drinking tea more than likely. that or…other things.

Have you had any really bad fights? :

Yes. a few actually– they were more so while we were both denying our feelings… The first one was when i was still confused why i got so jealous about him talking to other girls/guys all around and when he would gloat about what pussy he got the night before. but continuing on he started flirting with our waitress while we were at a Diner, i ordered my food, then Sam..then Dean– and of course she was very much okay with it and with how small i am and how i look the age im not which is that of a young child– She more than likely thought i was their little cousin or somethin of that nature, and when she came back with our food after a little while he said thank you and bit his lip as she waved and walked away which was followed by him watching her walk away….I picked up my plate slid out of the booth and dumped it into his lap and threw the plate into his lap as well which i then leaned over the table and grabbed my car keys (we took my Blazer) and walked out driving back to the hotel leaving both Sam and Dean there to walk back with no key-card to get back in….i i think it was over reacting personally but Sam things he deserved it since a few hours before picking me up he was so worried and excited to hear about what had been going on with me and all this other bullsnaps…but that was our first big/really bad “Fight”???? theres more which some have lead in either me getting into my Blazer and driving off and going ghost on him but not Sam for a month or two or if i was holding a bat (most common for me) or a machete and i was close to baby… As much as i hate myself for it but at the time i didnt really care ive put dents in the hood or ive broken the windows or scratched the pant— it was bad… but yeah.

[hey-there-buddy-pal]

Can I request a couple headcannons on how life with eight kids goes? :)

I accidentally deleted this when I was done and then had to redo it (:

UT!Sans: It’s almost too much for him. He never gets any alone time, and that kind of bothers him since he gets exhausted a lot. But he really loves his kids. And every time one of them runs up to him saying ‘’Dad! Dad! look what I made you!’’ He feels his soul swell with pride and joy. He’s good at raising them, and he has a lot of patience so he almost never snaps at them. He’ll raise them to become full of mischief though. And they’re always pulling pranks on each other, and you and Sans. He’s just as proud every time they get him good.

-PTA SANS. Omg he is sassing the living daylight out of anyone who dares go against you or him. They are never ready for his passive aggressive humor and retorts. They think that they can prepare, but he ge gets them every time.

-He’s very happy that their birthdays are on the same day. Because he could never remember eight separate birthdays. He does come up with great gifts for them though.

UT!Papyrus: This pure force of energy is no match for eight kids. He has never known exhaustion like this one. Waking up more than five times a night to feed eight hungry babies. Who also wake each other up with their crying is almost too much for him. Almost. And just when he thinks he’s handling the first few months perfectly. They start to crawl and run around too. He realizes that the first few months were just a test run. Nevertheless, he is truly a great father. Paying attention to all of his children. And always encouraging them to do and be their very best. He is constantly validating them and reminding them of how great they are.

-Their birthday is the biggest party ever. Because he wants them all to feel special and unique. Prom night is also a hell of a deal for him. Because he feels like he has to organize it all by himself. He’s helping them pick out dresses and suits and he’s exhausted, but oh so proud, He might even shed a tear as he sees how much his babies has grown.

UF!Sans: And he thought one kid would be hard. He swears, his kids doesn’t know how to chill. Which is weird considering they’re related to him. If it weren’t for the monster human thing, he’d doubt that they were even his. (They are literally crawling on the walls half of the time, he’s thought about calling and exorcist) But their snarky attitude makes up for it. They still behave, but he isn’t the best at raising kids. And if one of them hears him swear, they teach it to their siblings. And soon you’ll have eight one year olds all saying ‘’shit’’ and ‘’fuck’’ whenever someone speaks to them. You’re going to have to deal with teaching them some manners. And maybe get Red in on the lessons while you’re at it.

-But oh my god does he love them. Every single one of them. And any boy or girl who dares break one of their hearts are going to have to deal with him after. (Some advice to them would be run)

-He’s the kind of parent who tries to show interest in their interests, but he really doesn’t get what kids are into these days. Still, he’ll sit through their long rants about youtubers or actors. And he’ll grumpily get them tickets to their ‘’favorite band in the whole world omg dad you have to let me go see them!!’’

UF!Papyrus: HE THOUGHT THAT HE WAS READY. But nothing could prepare him for the horror that is eight children. His sleep schedule is so messed up now. And he has never know exhaustion of this sort before. He insists on helping you raise them, even though his job keeps him away most of the time. If you really don’t want to stay away from your job for longer than you have to, he agrees to take a break from his. Until they are old enough to go to daycare. Small advice, don’t let him do that. He’s a responsible adult but with his sleeping schedule so messed up, there really isn’t anything that says he wont forget that it’s eight and not nine children. And then he’ll go on a hunt for the last one before panicking because he lost one of his children oh my god what will he do now.

-It’s better if you take care of them during the days, and leave the nights to him. He wakes up quickly and always hushes them before they wake their siblings. If you wake up and try to find him during these nights, you’ll find him standing in the nursery with at least two of the kids in his arms. Talking in a quiet voice while rocking them gently.  

-He is such a mother hen. They can’t do this and they can’t do that. He wont let anything harm his little heirs. But for a guy who’s so protective, he tries to start training them as soon as they can stand. Please stop him.

US!Sans: He tries to raise them to be polite and nice children. But there are freaking eight of them and how is he supposed to do this? He’s really trying his best to be there for all of them. And if he misses even one’s first step he’s heartbroken. Until they waddle over to them. Then he feels better again.

-The nights are horrible though. Because he needs his sleeping schedule. Without it he can’t function. And you’re both equally tired for the next year. He tries to take the night feedings, and to rock them back to sleep every time on wakes up. But he is way too tired for that. You’ll find him sleeping in the chair in the nursery. Kids in his arms. Sure he got them  to sleep again, but at what cost?

-He wants them all to try out new and fun activities. And if they’re not as social as he is, they might argue a lot. He wants them to try new things, and he wont understand why they wont listen to him. It’s not going to harm them if they go to one dance practice or one soccer game. You’ll have to talk to him about that. If you don’t they’ll just get a lot of unsaid things building up between them. He just wants them to be happy and have something to bond over.

-He will respect any interest or hobby though. They’re not into sports? That’s fine. If they want to practice drawing instead, he’ll happily support them! Anything that makes them happy.

US!Papyrus: The early years went by in a blurr. And he honestly doesn’t remember them all that much. His anxiety made him nervous all the time. And usually he felt like a spring ready to go off. It got better the older they got. Still, with eight goddamned kids you don’t get much rest.

-But he’s the kind of dad who takes one or two of them to McDonalds at 3 am if they happen to be awake at the same time he is. He still has a fling of insomnia. Which he is a little scared might have carried over to them. But he goes on these late night adventures with them a lot. It’s great bonding sessions. Going to a 24/7 Walmart and wandering around. Or maybe taking a drive out to the pier if there is one close by.

-He’s also the kind of dad who lets them try alcohol at home. He figures it’s safer for them to do it while he’s around than out at some party. People could take advantage of them, and he’d rather he knew what they were doing and how much they were drinking. It’s not like he’ll actively get them drunk. But if they want to try some liquor he gives them a little.

-When they first started asking he just bought alcohol free liquor and gave them that. They still do not know that they weren’t actually drunk. But he found it hilarious.

The only thing he really doesn’t want them to try is drugs and smoking. He quit getting high for good when you were pregnant with them. And he stopped smoking for a few years. He took it up again when he figured they were old enough to be okay with him smoking. But he’d never do it within a 50ft radius of them. That’s why teleporting is really handy. He also washes his clothes more often. Smoke doesn’t stick to him, so he doesn’t reek of it.

SF!Sans: He loves showing them off. And he’s often seen pushing them around in an eight seat stroller. They are his little heirs, and he loves them dearly. And even though eight kids are a lot to take care of, he’s actually doing a great job. He hates taking care of them when they cry at night, and sometimes he wont even wake up even though you try to shake him awake because it’s his turn. He does his best, but putting them to sleep isn’t his strong suit. They somehow end up crying even more.

-He always makes sure to spend time with each and every one as they get older though. Even if it’s just a few minutes during a car drive or out shopping groceries. He listens to their rant. And he’s always on top of the school drama.

-His secret to telling them apart when they were kids were the accessories they wore. Green socks for child number one, pink for number two, blue for three and so on. No one realized this, and they thought he was just the best dad ever. Only you knew his secret. And I mean with eight kids you’re going to need it c’mon.

SF!Papyrus: He works himself to death so that you wont get overwhelmed with the situation. He’d raise them all while working a full time job if he could. Just so that you wouldn’t have to. But he’s not going to shun you away. You’re obviously the better parent. Out of all the skellies he’s the one who looks after you the most. The others still make sure you’re okay, but he’s always been very protective of you.

-If anyone ever messes with one of his kids, they’re gonna regret it. And if there’s a bully in their school, he’ll take care of the problem. Have a little chat with them when they’re on their way home. Nothing too threatening, they’re just a kid even though they’re a brat. But that kid isn’t going to ever bother anyone again.

-Like Swap Papyrus he quit smoking when they were born, but took it up after a few years. He needs the coping mechanism.

-He is the best at putting them to sleep. His voice is very calming, so he’ll always read them a story and it knocks them out in a few minutes. He does all the voices without exaggerating them too much. And every time one wakes up from a nightmare, he’s there before they even cry out for him. Quiet and calm, he’ll sit on the edge of their bed. Rubbing their back to comfort them. He’s not a fan of your own bed getting crowded by the kids. But if someone has a particularly bad nightmare, he’ll lift them in and have them sleep between him and you. He’s a quiet dad and sometimes stern. But they all love him.

[rabbitsandstars-blog]

Tiger and Rabbit

Loud music invaded slender ears, the noise causing them to twitch in irritation, there was a reason he always avoided places like this. Dirty, loud, and mostly obnoxious - this tavern was no exception. Sol himself felt quite out of place, his stomach recoiling at the looks of admirers, a couple men tossing a few suggestive whistles in his direction; much to his dismay. Still, he was here for a reason, so he hardened his resolve until his azure eyes spotted a rather sulky looking monk close to the bar.

Asherin. Bingo.

“Hello there, Tiger.” His eyes swept over the man, who had very obviously had one too many shots already, “Drowning your sorrows so early in the afternoon? I had thought you would have rather been in the company of your wife after such a tumultuous evening, I mean - she was kidnapped.” 

Asherin grunted in reply, slamming down another shot, mumbling something under his breath, something that the mage had no trouble making out. “Ah, I see..that bad is it? Well, then please enlighten me as what makes you feel this way, I mean calling your own wife a brat is...” Sol paused to motion over the bartender, “a little excessive, wouldn’t you say?” The small elf crossed his leg over his lap, resting his elbow on the counter top to watch the drunken monk, his azure eyes glittering with a bit of amusement, his slender fingers whisking a newly arrived shot glass out from in front of Asherin. “I think that is quite enough until I am finished talking to you. Rin, what happened?” 

“Why the fuck do you want to know, none of your business really, and I didn’t call her a brat, by the way, I called her a bitch.” Ash locked his jaw, the smell of alcohol wafting from him, “After everything...I’ve tried EVERYTHING. But no....still not good enough for her.” The monk lets his turquoise fall to the bartop, not caring to look Sollarian in the eye as he murmured, “I’ll never be good enough..” 

Sol narrowed his eyes at his friend, a quizzical look gracing his delicate features now, head cocking slightly. “W-what do you mean? I’m sure..that can’t be it. You have plenty to offer, Rin. I’ve always known you, you are kind and extremely protective of those you love, not to mention incredibly funny.” The mage giggles, punching the monk playfully, “I mean..I think you will be an amazing father....surely, this is just a misunderstanding?” 

Ash snaps his gaze up, now mere inches away from Sol’s face, causing the mage to gulp, his next words catching him off guard, “What do you know about anything, you got the perfect relationship - Shin is so easy. Sinaira, not so much. He adores you, you can’t do anything wrong - you’re perfect.” 

“You....think we’re perfect? Hah, please. You have no idea.” Ash blinks at Sol’s words, the mage sitting up a bit straighter, balancing a  weak alcoholic drink between two thin fingers, blue orbs lost in thought. “Our relationship is far from perfect, we have our own issues....do you wish me to go into detail?” He tilts his head, enough to see the monk nod hesitantly, then continues, “Do you think...if we were perfect he would have kept your.....” Sol tenses, swallowing like he had a bad taste in his mouth, his eye ticking, “....business arrangement, if you will, secret from me? Was our trust so weak - that he couldn’t trust me? Reversely, I left with my brother, instead of trusting in Shin, and even going so far as to completely dismiss him when I returned. We have our fair share of arguments, believe me, He can be overbearing, and then almost dismissive...and I can be moody and distant. We clash, but in the end...” 

“In the end we work it out, we have to. Because...without him - I can’t breath. When I was with Vesper, I couldn’t think straight, nothing felt right. I just wanted to be back in his arms, and that only intensified when....” Sol trailed off, unable to continue, that subject still being a bit touchy to him. “I’m still trying to understand things, trying to be strong - not using him as crutch. Even that..I have a hard time explaining to him, causing him to think that I’m upset with him. Rin, relationships are a constant work in progress, they aren’t something you understand overnight..” 

“Now...” 

“You have a few options.” Sol took a tiny sip of the eversong wine he was swirling in the glass, scrunching his nose at it’s poor quality, then continued. “You can sit here, sulk and drink, act like those over priced drinks with sooth the pain - which they wont, or...” He smiled, nodding a bit as he did, “You can go home and talk to her, figure out why she did what she did, then make your move with an informed mind. At least get your cards together, before you walk out the door.” Ash runs a hand through his brunette mane in frustration, “I just...don’t know what to do or say anymore, it’s always wrong. She just doesn’t understand..I’d do anything just to make her smile, she does it so rarely. I thought...once Isa was born, she’d get it. Maybe I’m the problem...maybe I’m just too shitty at this..” 

Sol sighed, “Asherin, please...don’t be hard on yourself. Everyone makes mistakes, everyone. Shin certainly wasn’t perfect with words when we first got together, though...at that time it probably took very little to charm my sheltered mind - I was attention starved. But now..” He smiles softly, adoration clearly shining in his eyes. “He’s very good at it, now he knows exactly what to say - exactly what I need. Want to know why?” Sol questioned, earning another slow nod from Asherin, “Because...we spent time learning about each other instead of giving up. Try spending time with her, the problem may lie in the fact that she doesn’t know you as well as you thought....nor you her. Instead of jumping to react, step back and analyze the situation. I don’t think Sin wants to lose you, and I know she’s upset about what happened between you..” 

“I don’t want to leave her, it’s not like that. I’m just....frustrated. I would bring the fuckin’ sun down from the sky if it meant that she’d be happy, I-I...just want her to be happy. I want to make her happy.” 

“Then talk to her. Stop wasting time here, and talk to her. Simple as that.” 

“Think she’ll listen?” It was the first time Sollarian had ever heard doubt in the monks voice, in all the years he’d known him, and his heart broke a little for the man next to him. Asherin really was trying. “I think she will. She is the mother of your child, your little girl...” Sol forced a weak smile, his chest aching a bit, “Please, go home and work this out - at least try.” Several seconds of silence passed between the two, the taller man shooting down one last shot of some foul looking concoction, his eyes widening with a whistle. “Alright, that one oughtta do it. Fine. I’ll go home...” 

Asherin’s eyes wandered to their surroundings, a few wolfish looking men giving Sol lustful gazes, causing Rin to stiffen. “First...though..I think we should get you back to your husband. I don’t really feel like cleaning up the mess he’d make if one of this assholes tried to make a move on you.” Sol chuckled at that, slender fingers motioning towards the door, “Did you really think he’d let me come here alone? Don’t be silly. He’s right outside..” He stood gracefully, silver braid flowing behind him as he strode to the exit, Asherin mere steps behind him. “Now, please...try to take my advice. Let me know how it goes as well. If you need me to take care of Isa...” His blue eyes lit up, his grin widening across his face, and Asherin couldn’t help but smile. 

Sol wanted a family so much, it was evident in his every action, and honestly, Rin thought he would make the perfect parent.

“Of course, I will bring her straight to ya if somethin’ comes about. Promise. Go find that husband of yours, and tell him he’s a lucky son of a bitch to have a guy like you...and he better never forget it” He paused, his usual wide grin returning to his face, “ also thank you, little rabbit. I...really needed that pep talk.” 

The small mage nodded, pulling his cloak tighter to him, the night chill starting to seep in, azure eyes scanning the front of the establishment for his lover. “You are welcome..and also, you should know...I’m not mad at you. I understand what happened between you and Shin. I don’t hold it against you - either of you.” 

“Happy to hear that, honestly. It’d been eatin’ me for some time now. You’re like a lil’ bro to me, Sol. I’d never want to hurt you. Besides, Shin’s a bit too much for me..” Sollarian tossed him a questioning look, in which the monk laughed in reply. “Ah, you know...he’s so stuffy. Kinda strict..ya’ know? I can’t deal with that crap, not from another guy.” The smaller man laughed wholeheartedly, the sound chiming though the crisp night air, and Sol turned back to the monk almost breathless with laughter. “He’s...really not you know. Not once you get him to let his guard down, he’s very sweet.” 

“Sweet, yeah...ok.” Ash replied, finally spotting Shin a few feet away from there, letting out a sharp whistle to get the man’s attention. “There you are! Delivered safe and sound! Good night, Little Rabbit.” The monk grabbed the small elf into a tight embrace, lifting his feet off the ground by several inches, then sit him back down, the mage simply beaming in response.

“Good night, silly tiger.” 

@jade-fire-dragon

@sinjadefire

[elliotthezubat]

DEATH CITY DAYS CHAPTER 47

weddings, C3, and stray dogs

SIDE NOTE; the ‘kyouka’ shown here is kyouka izumi, while the ‘kyouka’ in all previous parts is kyouka jirou, who will be refered to as ‘jirou’ from here on out.

Medusa: "!!! The tiny reaper?" milia: !!! -something emerges from his back- pandora: surprise bitch. i bet you thought you'd seen the last of us~ Medusa: *narrows her eyes, preparing to summon a snake--* milia: *SCREAMS* Mad!Kid: *already in front of Milia, a hand along her neck* "..." milia: Q~Q Mad!Kid: "Shhh...You're too loud..." milia: Q____Q pandora: nervous, deary~? Medusa: *glaring* "What brings you back, Pandora?" pandora: oh? so you recognize me? and that previous comment wasnt even directed at you~ [[pandora: enjoying the story dearies~?]] Medusa: *aims arrow* "I know it wasn't to me: I'm not afraid of some blob..." pandora: oh~? is that right~? Medusa: *steely stare...as she tightens her grip on the arrow...* pandora: jeez, so hostile... Medusa: "Why are you here?" pandora: hiding out from DWMA brats. Medusa: "...I can relate." pandora: perhaps we may form some alliance? Medusa: "...What's your angle? What do you want?" pandora: ever heard the term 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend'? Medusa: "...Yes..." ("And I know when to watch my back...") "I suggest you meet Ponera..." pandora:...very well. -elsewhere- Relan: "??? You look...different." nozomi: how so? Relan: "A little relaxed, I guess?" nozomi: ah. Relan: *small smile* "Maybe you feel more at ease here?" nozomi:...i guess. *faint smile* Relan: "Same..." *looks at a new photograph on the wall* -elsewhere- Assi: *rubbing his nose* "Ow..." mana: jeez, what happened? Assi: "I went face-first into a door...Or the door went into me..." -elsewhere- Karim: *tapping his fingers on the table* dia:..?? Karim: "Dull." dia: how so? Karim: "No mission. Not even exercises..." -elsewhere- Patty: "Big honking ring..." liz: *smiles* Patty: "So, how's the planning going?" liz: doing great. *smiles* Patty: "Soooooo...You gonna give me a good seat at reception?" liz: wouldnt have it any other way. *ruffles her hair* Patty: "Hee hee!" *hug* "You'll still be my big sis, right?" liz: of course! i'll always be your sister. Patty: *smiles* "Same, Sis." -elsewhere- Shotaro: "Mana, you seen the laundry detergent?" mana: it should be on the dryer. Shotaro: "Oh, okay. I was wondering because it was all empty and--" *Suds appear under the door* Shotaro: ._. mana: ah hell. Shotaro: *opens the door* "Who did this?" -elsewhere- Hibana: "...I'm about ready." gabriella: glad to hear. ^^ *in an evening gown* Hibana: *smiles, opens her arms to her* -elsewhere- Arthur: *yawn* -a few days later- -somewhere, in the darker regions of the woods, somewhere in japan...- ???: "I knew I shouldn't have taken this shortcut..." -an old abandoned shrine is up ahead. ???: "??? Maybe I can get some shelter for a bit..." *approaches* -no one is there- ???: *looks around* "Odd design..." -something is heard a few feet away- ???: ._. "..." ("Maybe it is just an animal...") vagrant: *trying to find shelter* ???: "!!!" *hides* vagrant: *enters* ... ???: *watching* "...H...H..." vagrant: ?? *looks around* ???: "H-Hello..." vagrant: ?! y-you?! y-you're...you're supposed to be dea- *CRUNCH* vagrant: *SCREAMING* ???: *remembering something...* "...I hunger..." *reaches into the Vagrant's chest* vagrant: *SCREAMS OF PAIN* ???: "There..." *pulls out the Vagrant's soul* "..." *sneers* "Yes..." vagrant: *laying dead with a frozen look of horror on their face as blood pools around them* ???: *inhales* "I feel invigorated..." *opens his mouth to consume the soul..." -elsewhere- Black Star: *bolts up* tsubaki: *sound asleep* Black Star: *slight shiver* ("What was that...?") -it's still dark out, early morning- Black Star: *sits up...tries to leave the bed quietly* tsubaki: zzz... Black Star: *exits for the kitchen, getting a glass of water* ("Just a dream...") otogiri: cant sleep? Black Star: "Oh, hey...No." otogiri:...did you want to talk about it? Black Star: "...Nightmare. Someone who looked familiar..." otogiri: ah. Black Star: "...Kinda looked like me..." otogiri: *listening* Black Star: "He was...ripping someone's chest open." otogiri: !....*listening* Black Star: *shudders* "Just...creepy...Like a kishin..." otogiri:...it's alright. it was only a nightmare. Black Star: "...Right." *nods, sips again on his water* "Th-Thanks for letting me talk about it...Just...Don't tell Tsubaki." otogiri: i wont say anything. tsubaki: *she heard it all* .... *goes back to bed* Black Star: "Thanks..." *sets his glass down* "...Think I'll go outside, watch the sunrise..." otogiri: *nods* Black Star: *steps outside, watching the horizon* "..." -later in the day- Black Star: *stretching* "Done with workout..." soul: *phew* Black Star: "You were kind of slow out there, bro." soul: guess ill just try harder then. Black Star: "You better, or you won't be able to dodge!" *playful jab* soul: *dodge* Black Star: "Huh. Better!" *slap on the back* soul: hehe. Black Star: "...Can I ask you something?" soul: like what? Black Star: "Nightmares..." soul: *listening* Black Star: "...I dreamt I ripped someone open..." soul: yikes... Black Star: "Yeah...Don't tell Tsubaki...I'm not sure why I had that dream..." soul: i wont say a word. Black Star: "...Am I going mad?" soul: not sure...maybe we should see a shrink or something? or maybe those rooms that let you see in your subconscious? those rooms are trippy. Black Star: "This isn't one Stein recommended, is it?" Black Star: "..." -elsewhere- Victor: *still asleep in bed* -phone rings- Victor: *still lies down in bed--his hand swings out, knocking some items off his nightstand before he finds his phone and answers* "Hello...?" scarlet: find anything yet? Victor: "...Oh, hey, Red. Um...Sure, I found things." scarlet: care to elaborate? Victor: "Well, I learn Nozomi likes reading--" scarlet: NOT THAT! Victor: "...Oh! You mean what holes I found around here? Well, I know one way..." scarlet: oh? Victor: "And I think it's through the ones near Shinra..." scarlet: *listening* Victor: "He values his friends...he wants to protect them...so having someone near them means he has to stay in line..." -elsewhere- Ponera: 0____0 *loud scream* grimoire: ?!?! Mad!Kid: "??? You act as if you have never seen someone like me before..." shaula: whats the shini-brat doing here?! WHAT DID HE FUCKING DO TO HIS MOUTH?! Ponera: "WHY IS THERE A BLACK BLOB HANGING AROUND HIM?!" pandora: rude, i have a name you know. *pouts* grimoire:... <oh damn it all.> pandora: hello again grimoire~ ^^ grimoire: demon. Ponera: *gulps* "Gr-Grimmy? This is...that thing you mentioned?" grimoire: which thing? Ponera: "Th-That horrifying hell-blob thing! What else?!" grimoire: oh. yeah, that would be the thing. pandora: after all we've been through and this is how you treat me? so rude. i have no idea how index can even stand you, let alone obsess with you. Ponera: "...What do we do, Grim? That thing is creepy and has a bad aura..." Medusa: "..." pandora: i think you'll find having us around would be....quite...beneficial~ shaula: HOW DID SHE EVEN POSSESS THE SHINI-BRAT?! pandora: it's quite a funny story actually~ Mad!Kid: -_-; "Not that funny...Now, you, the one with the weird eyes: show us to a room." shaula: well you heard them blondie. milia: *pouts* Mad!Kid: *sneer* Medusa: "Hmph. Pandora, you will be troublesome..." milia: *trembling and hides behind nals* pandora: i'll behave, i promise~ Nals: *just stares in confusion* Medusa: "I've heard that before..." grimoire:..... Ponera: *hiding behind Grimoire* Mad!Kid: *stares at Milia* "...Do you have blood?" milia:...yes...whhhyyy? Q-Q;; Mad!Kid: *licks his lips* "I hunger..." milia:...would you like some tea and cake? QwQ;;;; Mad!Kid: "Blood cake?" milia: Q____Q Medusa: "Make your child behave, Pandora." pandora: not this one my vessel...not yet. Medusa: *frowns* -elsewhere- Kid: *shuddering* stocking: kid? is everything ok? Kid: "J-Just...felt a chill up my spine." stocking:...*holds him close* Kid: *holds her* "Thank you..." -elsewhere- Belkia: "Hello!" ayami: ^^ Belkia: *puts his hand up his sleeve--pulling out a bouquet* "Ta-da! How are you?" ayami: *smiles* good. i'm looking forward to summer vacation. Belkia: "Any plans?" ayami: not really. maybe i could visit you guys more often? Belkia: *nod nod* "That would be nice..." *whispers* "Just avoid Sham..." ayami: ?? Belkia: "He's been all kinds of crazy. He tried to kill a deer!" ayami: that's awful! Belkia: *nods* "I think someone's gotten into him. At least the deer got away..." -elsewhere- Konro: *pouring the soup* "Enjoy!" hinata: thank you~ hikage: thanks for the food! Konro: "You're welcome!" *passes another bowl* "Plenty to go around." -elsewhere- Kepuri: "...The food is burnt?" -elsewhere- Meme: "...What are you wearing?" ao: there's an event at the shrine. i've been asked to help out. Meme: "Oh, neat! It's gonna be fun?" ao: depends on who you ask i suppose. Meme: "Want some company?" ao: you're all welcome to visit. ^^ tsugumi: cool! -elsewhere- Kishiri: *has a black eye* "..." hanako: *giggles* Kishiri: "Ouch...That's not funny, kid..." -elsewhere- justin: *humming* Giriko: "??? What you happy about?" justin: good morning~! i brought some presents for the baby! actually, it's the sisters who picked them out, im just delivering them. ^^ Giriko: "Oh? What did you get?" justin: just the basics. food, teething rings, things like that. Giriko: "Oh...Well, that's cool. Thanks..." justin: ^^ -elsewhere- Arthur: *reading* -elsewhere- white haired boy: *laying on the ground* im gonna die at this rate... Crona: *shudders* "Doppelgangers..." white haired boy: um...could you spare me some money, miss? Crona: "??? 'Miss'? S-Sorry, I don't carry that much money--" *turns to face the boy* .____________. white haired boy:....um....is something wrong? Crona: "WHY DID YOU STEAL MY FACE?!" white haired boy: i-i didnt steal anything, ma'am! Crona: *grips his shoulders* "WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!!" white haired boy: !!! *runs off* -later that evening- white haired boy: what do i do...maybe i should mug the next person who comes up...*hears something* *peeeeeks* Bicyclist: *biking by* white haired boy:... *frowns* no way i could catch up... *hears something and ducks.... peeeeek* Honda: "Faster, troops! Takeru, pick up those legs!" takeru: yes sir! white haired boy: Q_Q if i took on a fire brigade i'd die... *Something is floating by in the river* white haired boy: ?? huh? -is that.... A PERSON?!- white haired boy:.....darn you morality! *goes in after them* ???: *blub blub blub* -a few minutes later- white haired boy: oh crap, what do i do, heimlich? mouth to mouth? do i call 911? Drowning Man: "Y-You..." white haired boy: ah! he's alive! are you alright sir? Drowning Man: " 'Alive'? ...Tsk. You interrupted me?" white haired boy: interrupted? o.o; Drowning Man: "I was trying to jump to my death and drown--and you interrupted. Tsk." white haired boy: seriously?! O_O;;; Drowning Man: "Yes. My goal is to commit suicide, simple and clean." *stares at him* "...Man, you look emaciated." white haired boy:.... O_______O;;; uhhh.... (thinking: WHAT IS WITH THIS CITY?!?!) Drowning Man: "You need food. My treat?" white haired boy: yes please. (thinking: i just accepted it without thinking the consequences?! what if he's in a cult?!) Drowning Man: "Excellent!...is what I would say. But my wallet got washed away in the river..." white haired boy: O_O.... TT~TT im going to die. -something pokes out of the water- white haired boy: is that....a kappa?.... O_O; Shotaro: "HELLO!" *looks like a fishy-turtle creature* white haired boy: *SCREAMS AND PASSES OUT* Shotaro: "...Did I kill him?" Drowning Man: "...Man, that would be a lucky way to die." Shotaro: ._. "..." *hands him the wallet* white haired boy: awawawawawawawawa..... *he's fine. safe for mental trauma* Shotaro: "I will go now." Drowning Man: "And I'm going to take this guy out to eat!" *picks up White Haired Boy* mana: there they are. *she and mono arrive with a man with a ponytail* white haired boy: nnnhuh? am i dead?... *blink blink* Drowning Man: "Kunikida!" white haired boy: huh? *looks at them* mono: is that kid alright? Kunikida: "YOU DISRUPTED MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE BY PLAYING WITH SOME WHITE-HAIR BOY, YOU SUICIDAL FREAK?!" mono O_O; mana: um... *looks at showtaro* white haired boy: um, i actually have a name. it's atsushi. -silence- mana:.... mono:..... atsushi:........what? mana:...nevermind. Kunikida: "You!" *points at Atsushi* "No one asked for your name! And why are you encouraging Dazai's suicidal tendencies?!!" atsushi: i wasnt! i actually saved him from drowning, then this...*looks at showtaro* mana: did you do your good deed today? atsushi: i think i d- mana: i wasnt talking to you. Shotaro: "I hope so...I mean, Suicide Man--" Drowning Man: "Dazai." Shotaro: "--needed his wallet back, right?" Dazai: *stares at Mono* Kunikida: *glares at Dazai* mono: um....im confused. atsushi: same here. -elsewhere- Crona: *shudders* mami: *holding them* it's alright. you're alright. you're still you... Crona: "Why are there people who look like me? I don't get it..." mami: maybe it's all coincidence. but you'll be ok. i promise. Crona: *whimper, holds onto Mami* "O-Okay...I wish I wasn't finding people who look like me...Why can't they look like you?" mami: well, i guess there is some people who look like me. -elsewhere- Relan: "RUN!" shinra: Q_Q maki: *INHOLY SCREAMS* shinra: ARTHUR WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?! Arthur: "IT'S NOT MY FAULT SHE CAN'T APPLY MAKEUP!" maki: I WILL MAKE A NECKLACE OUT OF YOUR TEETH!! Relan: "I CAN'T DIE NOW! I WAS GETTING HAPPIER!" Relan: "SHINRA, LOOK OUT!" -elsewhere- Kid: "Look at this..." stocking: *looks* *It's a newspaper report...about a world record being broken in Death City...for the world's biggest cupcake* stocking: *drooling* liz: *glances at another article about a tiger sighting* Patty: "Tiger, tiger, burning bright..." *looks at the article* -elsewhere- Hibana: *sipping wine* gabriella: rough day? *gives her a blanket* Hibana: *pouts* "A little...Just annoyed with paperwork and stupid people." gabriella: aww. Hibana: *curls up in the blanket* "If only everyone was as smart...as you." gabriella: ^///^ -elsewhere- Assi: *hanging from the ceiling by his ankles* chie:....*casually sips tea* Assi: "Is no one going to let me down?" medea: why should we when you let yourself down all the time? Assi: Q~Q "That wounds me..." -elsewhere- Mr. Tsubaki: *sipping a cold drink* "...Delicious." -ding- bartender: welcome. ^^ Mr. Tsubaki: *looks around* -3 men walk in- atsushi: *stomach growling* Mr. Tsubaki: "???" Kunikida: "Don't order anything too expensive..." -and so- Kunikida: *staring at the vast number of bowls* -____-;;;; atsushi: =w= Dazai: "Which fish is the poison fish again?" Kunikida: "No!" *paper smack upside Dazai's head* "Atsushi, what's your story?" atsushi: me? well, i kind of got kicked out of an oprhanage and have kind of been a vagrant for a while. Kunikida: *annoyed twitch* "Then you have slowed down our work to hunt down THE VICIOUS BEAST TERRORIZING THIS CITY!" atsushi: a beast? .____. Kunikida: "We're detectives, specializing in violent cases, often with mysterious elements to them--" Mr. Tsubaki: ._________. atsushi: detectives? do you work with the DWMA? i've only been in this city for a week, so im still getting used to everything. Kunikida: -_____- "Rarely. They can't keep time well..." Dazai: "They won't let me have my double-suicide." atsushi: oh... um.... O.O; Kunikida: "We are the Armed Detective Agency." atsushi: you have weapons on you then? Kunikida: "Supernatural weapons. Inherent." atsushi: O_O; Dazai: *staring up* "...Would that beam above Atsushi be strong enough to hang from?" atsushi: um... O_O; Kunikida: "We have no time for this, Dazai. Our tiger hunt is not complete--" atsushi: O_O t-tiger?! Dazai: "Recently, a man-eating tiger has been found in town, attacking warehouse, eating crops..." atsushi: *shivering* i...i think i saw it... Kunikida: *seizes Atsushi by the shoulder* "Where?" atsushi: *looks around* this is going t-to sound crazy, but, i saw it attack the ophanage i lived in...when i was kicked out, i-i think it followed me. Kunikida: *gets closer* "Tell me everything." atsushi: um... Q_Q -elsewhere- Sakuya: "Never heard about the tiger, Mahiru?" mahiru: i've heard it in the newspaper. naho: maybe it escaped from the zoo? we should investigate this! Sakuya: *smiles* "Exactly what I was thinking...just don't let Sham come along." naho: right. we can be just like nightwalker! mahiru: who? naho: it's a new series i started reading. mostly for the yaoi subtext. ^^ Sakuya: -____- "In any case...just use the _right_ parts of that book as examples, okay, babe?" naho: hueeeee huh? oh, right! ^w^ Sakuya: "I guess scoping out around the zoo can't hurt, to pick up the trail." mahiru: *checks his phone* ok, i got a list of all the zoos in the city, let's begin! -elsewhere- Relan: "I think the swelling has gone down..." shinra: *patching him up and kissing the bruises* maki: im still so sorry about all of that... Relan: =\\\\= "It's fine..." Arthur: *face-down on the floor, bleeding* -elsewhere- Black Star: "...Tsubaki? There's...something to tell you..." tsubaki: what is it? Black Star: "...I haven't told you about a dream I had..." tsubaki: ....i kind of heard your conversation with otogiri...sorry. Black Star: "Heh...I was never good at keeping secrets...Sorry. I just...got scared." tsubaki: *hugs him* Black Star: "!!! ..." *pat pat* -elsewhere- -port district warehouse- Dazai: *reading* atsushi: ...... Dazai: "Don't worry. This tiger will be no match for me..." atsushi: are you really going to fight a tiger? you arent scared of being mauled to death? Dazai: "No. Not when I am so close..." atsushi: ?? Dazai: "It's strange, Atsushi..." atsushi: what is? Dazai: "Why would a child be removed from an orphanage for budgetary reasons? That would hardly save money...Wouldn't they have another reason for removing you?" atsushi: i guess, maybe if i was too sick to take care of....but im in decent health...i think...i've had some passing out episodes for a few days now...am i going nuts? Dazai: "No, not nuts. Just exactly where I want you...You first arrived here two weeks ago, yes?" atsushi: i think so. i've kind of lost track of time... Dazai: "...The tiger has been here two weeks..." atsushi: *gulps* -beads of sweat begin to form- Dazai: "You were found by the river...where the tiger was also spotted. Did Kunikida not tell you? We at the Agency are not the only empowered beings out there...and we keep an eye on others..." atsushi: you mean like people like quirk humans and dokeshi? Dazai: "And you." atsushi: ??? me? what makes you think that? Dazai: "There is no reason the orphanage would remove _only_ you...not without a better reason than saving money...They knew what you are..." atsushi: ....*chuckle* are saying im some kind of were tiger? that's just ridiculous! Dazai: "Coincidental, yes...But upon eliminating the impossible, all that is left...is such an explanation...Were-Tiger Atsushi." atsushi: ....s-shit...my head hurts... Dazai: "You _are_ a gifted person...You just have been blind to that fact..." atsushi: i think i need some fresh air...*looks up at the moon, clutching his head* d-damn...this hurts...*tearing up* Dazai: "Tiger, tiger, burning bright, in the forests of the night..." atsushi: STOP IT! -a blue light begins to glow, and atsushi screams as his body shifts- Dazai: "Told you so..." tiger!atsushi: *ROARS and charges at him* Dazai: *dodges* "Fast...Strong..." tiger!atsushi: *ROAR* -CRASH- Dazai: *leaps back--and is backed into a corner* "Whoops..." tiger!atsushi: *lunges at him* Dazai: "Dying by being devoured by a beast...Not the worst way to die, but not preferable..." *holds up his hand* tiger!atsushi: *about to bite down, however....* -flash- Dazai: *puts out his hand, lightly touching Atsushi's forehead* "You can't kill me..." atsushi: *has changed back to normal, landing in his arms* nnngh... Dazai: "..." *drops him* "No hugs." atsushi: *out cold* ???: jeez, if you're gonna be so rough with the kid, at least go the whole way so i can fix him up. Dazai: "??? Took you long enough to arrive..." country boy: *pokes atsushi* lady with a hairpin: so this is the tiger then? Dazai: "That's him alright..." country boy: are we gonna recruit him? lady with a hairpin: wait a sec, is edogawa still in the car? Edogawa: *struggling to open the car door* "What am I doing wrong?!" Kunikida: -_-; "There is no way we are having a were-tiger join--" Dazai: "He's joining us!" Kunikida: "...Damn it." country boy: i think he's waking up. atsushi: nnn...nhuh? wha?...am i dead? again? Dazai: "No." atsushi:...who are these people? lady with a hairpin: we're part of the armed detective agency, kiddo. or should i say, kitty? atsushi: what?...say, you guys wouldnt happen to have medicine on you would ya? i think i might be coming down with something...*rubs his head....with a paw*........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kunikida: "He knows that part...Now he needs to see what awaits him...as we work him to the bone." Dazai: "...I think he's still freaking out about being part cat." atsushi:....night night. *KO* awawawawawawa.... -elsewhere- ???: *in a phone booth* yes....that's right...in their custody.....understood.....wait what?! but i-..... TT_TT fiiine sir.... *hangs up*... *siiiigh* -elsewhere- Sakuya: "I don't see where the tiger went..." naho: TT3TT we checked everywhere....what a bummer. Sakuya: "Hmph...Wild goose chase, I guess..." mahiru: still, it was fun today. right kuro? Kuro: *asleep on top of Naho's head* naho: hehe. ^^ Sakuya: "...I guess we're all pretty exhausted. Bedtime?" -elsewhere- Giovanni: "Oil...can..." soldier: *hands it to him* Giovanni: "...I can barely move, you fool. Lubricate my shoulder..." -elsewhere- Lawless: *sipping a cup of tea* -morning- Kid: *snore* stocking: .....*strokes his cheeks and kisses him* Kid: *eyes break open...he smiles* "Morning..." stocking: hehe~ Kid: *yawn* "Sleep okay?" stocking: yeah. -elsewhere- atsushi: ....*opens eyes*...huh?....where the heck am i?! *He's in a bed with a change of clothes and a cell phone at the head of it* atsushi: a bed? ....*lays down* so soft...i dont want to leave... -phone buzzes- atsushi:..whats with that ringtone?? O_O; *He picks up the phone* Dazai: "Hello hello~" atsushi: oh hello, um... *checks the contact* dazai, right? where exactly am i? Dazai: "Housing, owned by the Detective Agency. Welcome!" atsushi: oh, i see. *examines the apartment* i even have plumbing.... TT_TT it's beautiful. Dazai: "Happy you are maintaining regularity! But I called because I have a problem that only you can solve..." atsushi: what is it? Dazai: "I'm dying. Help me." atsushi: ?!?! *runs out the door*... O_O um... *Outside, Dazai is stuck in a barrel* Dazai: "Hello." atsushi: how...how did you even...? do i call 911? or just tip the barrel? ._.; Dazai: "Maybe roll the barrel down gently to the ground, then pull me out?" atsushi: um...alright then? -and so- atsushi: why were you in a barrel to begin with? were you hiding from someone? Dazai: "I was trying to commit suicide." atsushi: um...why? O_O; i-if you dont mind me asking. (thinking: what happened to him to make him like this?) Dazai: "Well, I heard of this technique, and I wanted to try it!" *grimaces* "But it hurts." atsushi: that...doesnt exactly answer my question. -_-; so, where is this place we're going? Dazai: "I was thinking about giving you a job today." atsushi: i see. im guessing something in the agency? Dazai: "See? You're detecting already! And just leave it to me, as I am loved at the agency--" ???: "THERE YOU ARE!" atsushi: oh. good morning...um... Kunikida: *yelling at Dazai* "BANDAGE-WASTING DEVICE!" Dazai: "Hola, Kunikida! But you need to calm down so early in the morning--you'll get hemorrhoids." atsushi: good morning mr kunikida! Kunikida: "!!! Hemorrhoids?! But I--" *shakes his head* "N-Nevermind! We have a mission! Bring the brat." atsushi: ok ten. Dazai: "What's the mission--?" Kunikida: "A bomb." atsushi: O___O;; -and so- atsushi: Q_Q;; schoolgirl: *muffled whimpering* Bomber: "No more...It's all your fault! Bring me the company manager, NOW!" atsushi: *whispers* who’s the company manager? Kunikida: "he’s not in right now." Dazai: "Hmm...Who should go?" atsushi: shouldnt we call the police? Kunikida: "The police would not arrive in time--" Dazai: "And we aren't their biggest fans..." atsushi: oh, um... ._.;;; Dazai: "Then we have to decide how to proceed..." *holds up his hand to Kunikida* Kunikida: "..." *holds up his hand* atsushi: ??...*also holds up hand, but he has no idea what he is doing* Kunikida and Dazai: "Rock paper scissors--shoot!" atsushi:... *whispers* really? Dazai: "Ha ha! Kunikida lost! Rock always wins!" Kunikida: *grunt* *stands and approaches the Bomber* Bomber: "!!! Stay back!" Kunikida: "Easy. Just want to talk--" Bomber: "You're Kunikida of the Agency! I recognize you! Don't come any closer, you freak! Get up on the table! Hands and feet on it! Don't move!" Dazai: "Oh, no...This guy's done his research. Probably knows all of us in the Agency..." atsushi: *gulps* now what? Dazai: "I don't know...I can't go out there 'cause this bomber will know me...I need someone he _doesn't_ know..." *eyes Atsushi* atsushi:....(thinking: i have a bad feeling about this.) -and so- Bomber: *stares at Atsushi* .____. atsushi: um....newspaper delivery? ^^;;;; Bomber: "...They have a newspaper subscription here? That's the first I'm hearing of this..." *looks at hostage* "You get newspapers here?" schoolgirl: *nods* atsushi: i-im not sure what's going on, but lets just try talking this over- Bomber: "NO!" *clutches bomb remote* "Stay back!" atsushi: *gulp* wh-why are you doing this? Bomber: "These Agency people have these dangerous abilities--it's all their fault!" atsushi: im not sure what they did to make you so upset, but im sure they're very nice people! probably... Bomber: "...What do you know about them?" atsushi: nothing, im just a regular newspaper boy trying to make his way through life. sure, there's some bad people in the world with dangerous abilities like nofix or tropius gearhead, but just cause there is a few bad eggs in the bunch doesnt mean the whole carton is spoiled! so lets just talk this over and it'll be just fine, ok? Bomber: "..." *sweats, nervous smile* ("What the heck is with this kid?") "...Um...Wha?" atsushi: listen, you dont know my life, and i dont know yours, so why dont we just talk it over, maybe get a better understanding of the situation? Bomber: owo;;;;; "Um..." Kunikida: ("He's distracted--") *Doppo Poetry* *summons gun, fires at Bomber* Bomber: "?!" Kunikida: *fires, rushes at Bomber--and kicks him in the face* *The bomb remote slides from the Bomber's hand along the floor towards Atsushi* atsushi: i got it! now how do i disable it? Dazai: "..." *shrug* Kunikida: "Tell us!" *holds the Bomber--* Bomber: x____x Kunikida: ._. "...I knocked him out? That wasn't supposed to happen." Dazai: *facepalm* atsushi: so now what? *The bomb remote is ticking down--* atsushi: O____O OH SHIT! *tries to take the bomb to a window* *there is a sign that says 'pet shop' 'puppy adoption day'* D: *goes to another window; there is a building that says 'orphanage'* D8 *goes to another window; there is a building that says 'puppy orphanage'* OH COME ON! Kunikida: "Dispose of it!" Dazai: *watches Atsushi* "...!!!" atsushi: (thinking: i cant toss it out a window all willy nilly! got to cover it with something!) do you have something to cover it up?? Dazai: "I-I don't know?! I-I don't see anything--" -1 minute left- atsushi: !! *covers the bomb with his body* *wince* Dazai: "Idiot!" -0- *Beep Beep Beep...* atsushi:.......................?? huh? im....not dead? *Everyone just stands over Atsushi and stares down at him* atsushi: ??????? Bomber: *wakes up* "Ow...Are we done? I want to go back to work..." atsushi: ?!???? ...im so confused! Kunikida: "Goodness. I knew you were an idiot, but I never thought you were this insane, Brat." Dazai: "That was suicidal..." *sniff, wipes a tear* "So impressive." atsushi: D:> *looks down; he is covered in ink* D8> Bomber: *holding his head* "I think you over-sold it, Kunikida..." Kunikida: "WE'RE NOT PAYING FOR YOUR CLOTHES CLEANING!" schoolgirl: *ahem!* Bomber: "???" atsushi: oh! *unties her* schoolgirl: *HUGS BOMBER* YOU DID GREAT, BIG BRO~! <3 *CRUNCH* Bomber: "GAH! Naomi! My back!" atsushi: wait, im still confused! Kunikida: "It is all Dazai's fault, Brat. Blame him." naomi: hmm? oh, it was all a test, silly~ Dazai: "Consider this your entrance exam, Atsushi." atsushi:....WHAT?! country boy: *claps* congrats! Company Boss: *stands tall, staring intently at Atsushi* atsushi: *stands and salutes* sir! im assuming? OwO;; naomi: he passed the test, mr fukuzawa, sir! Fukuzawa: *intense stare at Atsushi* atsushi: OwO; Fukuzawa: "...Dazai. He is your responsibility." *departs for office* atsushi: so...am i in then? owo; Dazai: "Looks like it! Welcome!" -elsewhere- Relan: "Ouchie..." shinra: *patching him up* you ok? Relan: *nod nod* "I just didn't see that hill during the jog." T_T -elsewhere- Belkia: "HIDE ME! I pissed off the wrong guy this time!" tsubaki: oh dear. Belkia: "SOMEONE DIG A HOLE NOW! I can either hide in it, or it'll be my grave!" *runs into the backyard and starts clawing at the soil* -elsewhere- Spirit: "How are the other students treating you?" -elsewhere- Shotaro: *shaking* setsuna: is everything alright? Shotaro: *nod nod* "Just excited..." setsuna: ah, i see. Shotaro: "Lots of fun this summer! Emine had some ideas he told me about." setsuna: *smiles* Emine: "I'm ready." *holding illegal fireworks* mana: emine no! -elsewhere- Anya: *looking at a photograph* mio: *takes a peek* *The photograph has a tiny baby held by a young woman* mio: is that you? Anya: *nods* "With my nanny." mio: ah. Anya: "...I have not seen her in some time." -elsewhere- Vulcan: *petting a cat* cat: ^w^ lisa:...*smiles* Vulcan: "Still need a name for this one..." -elsewhere- ???: ryunosuke. boss gave us orders to check out the warehouses... Ryunosuke: "Proceed, then..." -at the warehouses- yuuji: are you sure this is a god idea? sachi: i just wanna take a peek! *crawling in through the window* *Inside are boxes stacked to the ceiling* sachi: *looks at her hand* ok, got 30 more minutes on this one. *blade arm* *cuts a hole into a box and checks the contents* *The box contains guns* sachi: cool. *shiny eyes* *A door opens* sachi: ?! *hides inside the box* Ryunosuke: "How many boxes came?" mafia member: about 200 of them, mr akutagawa. Ryunosuke: "Open one of them. I want to inspect." mafia member: *gets the crowbar out and opens one of the boxes* sachi: O-O;; *hearing the noise from a few boxes over* Ryunosuke: "...You are taking too long..." mafia member: well, here they are. ^^; Ryunosuke: *inspects the box...and reaches inside* -just guns in this box- Ryunosuke: *pulls out one gun, checks that it has ammo* "Impressive...But does it work?" mafia member: it should work. Ryunosuke: *aims the gun between two mafia members* mafia member 2: O_O;; woah there! Ryunosuke: *fires* sachi: *ducks* >n< yuuji: ?!?! *The gunfire hits the wall, blasting a hole into it* Ryunosuke: "Hmm...The shot is rather slow." *hands gun to a mafia person* "...Who else is here?" sachi: O-O;;;; *gulps* Ryunosuke: *walks along the boxes, his hand lightly touching along each one...* sachi: *trying not to make a sound* Ryunosuke: "Rashomon..." sachi: ?? Ryunosuke: "Goodbye." sachi: ?!?!?! *trying to crawl away* yuuji: *trying to get in* SACHI?! *SLASH* Ryunsouke: "Die..." sachi: !!! ah-.... -thud- sachi: *screaming in pain* yuuji: !!!!! *trying to find a way in* Ryunsouke: *turns to mafia* "...Dispose of this mess." -gunshots are heard, and soon, they leave- yuuji: sachi?! SACHI?! *he sees something in the dust* sach-......... sachi: *no response, only a battered corpse on the ground* yuuji: .......no... nonononononononono.... *tearing up* sachi! p-please, thi-this has to be some kinda joke, right? RIGHT?!....this is just a nightmare! WAKE UP YOU FUCKER WAKE UP!! *Silence...just empty crates and a hole in the wall* yuuji: .......*he just stays there, just holding her..well...the top half of her anyway* ................. Kurogiri: "...We must leave." yuuji: sa...chi.... Kurogiri: "There is nothing we can do. Please..." yuuji: *he looks up at him, crying and clearly shattered* Kurogiri: "Yuuji..." *clutches his shoulder* yuuji: DONT TOUCH HER! *winces* Kurogiri: "..." Kurogiri: *lifts Yuuji to his feet, as he holds onto Sachi's remains* "Let us depart..." *walks him to the warp* -elsewhere- Medusa: "It'll be okay..." neian: gu! shaula: hey sis. *tosses something at her* happy birthday. Medusa: o_o *catches it while holding Neian* "Watch it..." -a few days later- kurome: daddy? is yuuji sick? Kurogiri: "He...is sad." kurome:...oh. *hugs his leg* yuuji: *in his room* ............... Kurogiri: *pats Kurome's head* "Be kind to Yuuji..." kurome: ok papa. himiko: *watching tv* OwO Dabi: "..." mr compress: it seems miss toga is preoccupied with 'the royal wedding', so to speak. -elsewhere- lord death: TTwTT Yumi: "Death?" lord death: my baby's getting married im so happy! YwY Yumi: ^^; "I know." *holds his hand* "It's...a bit of a shock." lord death: our babies are growing up TTuTT Yumi: "..." *hug* "And look how well they turned out..." -in another room- soul: so, today's the big day, eh? Kid: "Y-Yes..." *nervous laugh* "So exciting...So very exciting..." *his suit is in such disarray that he is...asymmetrical* soul: *smiles and adjusts him* there you go. Kid: "Th-Thank you...Oh, me, I'm so nervous..." soul: it's understandable. *pats his shoulder* you two are gonna be ok, i promise. Kid: *small laugh* "I-I'm going to hold you to that...Thanks." soul: *smiles* -in another room- liz: looking great. stocking: *smiles* thanks mom. felisia: ^^ only the best for my little girl on her big day....of course, you arent so little anymore. Patty: *shiny eyes at Stocking* "Pretty!" stocking: *smiles* thank you. Patty: "Got all you need? The old, blue, and other thing?" stocking: yep. -and so- stocking: *at the alter* Kid: *sweating...but he looks calm in his eyes...he glances at her* stocking: ^^ Jacqueline: *whispers to Kim* "I'm surprise at the choice for officiant for this wedding..." kim:...huh? justin: do you, miss pheles, take this young man as your husband, through sickness and health, good times and bad, till death do you part? stocking: i do. justin: *turns to kid* and do you take this young lady as your wife, through sickness and health, good times and bad, till death do you part? Kid: "I do." *looks at her* "Always." stocking: *tearing up and smiles* justin: you may now seal the union with a kiss. stocking: *smooch* ^////^ Kid: *smooch* Yumi: *wipes away a tear* lord death: *clapping* TTuTT kirika: congrats, you two! Kid: *blushing, laughs, as he leans his forehead to hers* stocking: ^///^ ~<3 -and so, the reception happens- kirika:...so... who wants to bet on how long it is before stocking gets pregnant? Jacqueline: "Um...A year?" Black Star: "Two weeks!" Patty: "Tonight." stocking: >////< you guys, jeez. Kid: o\\\\\o tsubaki: *on the phone* how's everyone doing at home? Higan: "Everyone here's behaving...Almost everyone..." tsubaki: let me guess, belkia? Belkia: *overheard* "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF BY JUMPING OFF THIS ROOF!" tsubaki: O_O;; naho: YOU CANT DIE, DUMB DUMB! YOU'RE A VAMPIRE, REMEMBER?! otogiri: *holding him back with her strings* please calm down. we have enough noise complaints as it is. Belkia: "SOMEONE, CHOP OFF MY HEAD! TIGHTEN THOSE STRINGS AROUND MY NECK!" *loud wailing* lavender: jeez, dont sakuya yourself out, bel. Sakuya: *annoyed twitch* naho: sham got rejected too, but you dont see _him_ jumping off the roof....yet. Shamrock: X_T *collapses onto Sakuya in pain* lilac: *confused* lavender: do you want me to call ayami over so you two can bang? Belkia: "...Tell her to bring the outfit..." lavender: alright then. -elsewhere- Mr. Tsubaki: *stare* reimi: i bought some daifuku today. Mr. Tsubaki: *sniff sniff* "..." *stomach growls* reimi:....are you alright? Mr. Tsubaki: "H-Hungry..." reimi: here you go then. ^^ Mr. Tsubaki: "Th-Thank you..." *starts eating* "!!!" *shiny eyes* "So tasty!" -elsewhere- Mad!Kid: *clawing at the walls* shaula: i think we broke it....somehow. Mad!Kid: "Her..." pandora: child, your fingernails are beginning to fall off from all your scratching. Mad!Kid: "...Then bring me someone to scratch..." shaula: not it! milia: no way! -elsewhere- Gopher: .w. "Care to dance?" kirika: 7///7 im not exactly a dancer, to be honest. kyouko:.... !!! they have mini croissants?! rin, no matter what i say, stop me when i've had 20. Rin: "Might be hard--I want 50." shiemi: ^^; madoka: ^^; Patty: "Pst...I think Kid prepared for that occasion...and wait 'til you see dessert..." kyouko: .....im dead and have gone to snack heaven. Black Star: ._.; "Maybe Kid should've paid for security guards around the food..." -and so- liz: congrats you two! stocking: *waves* ^^ Kid: *waves* "Be safe getting home." liz: we will. Patty: "Have a good night!" -and so, at the lodge- stocking: mind helping me out of my dress, honey~? Kid: *smiles* "Anything you wish, Mrs. Death..." *stands behind her...* stocking: it unzips in the back. *she smiles* Kid: *passes his hand lightly behind her hair...reaches for the zipper, bringing it down slowly* stocking: *soft sigh as her lingere is exposed* Kid: *light moan* "Stocking...That's beautiful..." stocking: *blushes and strokes his cheek* i love you, kid. Kid: *holds her hand* "I love you, too." stocking: *kisses him as she lays on her back* Kid: *joins her on the bed, unbuttoning his shirt...* stocking: *blush* Kid: *pulls back his shirt, kissing her cheek lightly* stocking: god damn, you're stunning. Kid: *smiles* "You radiate..." *kisses lightly on her neck* stocking: ah~ *shudders* Kid: "Is that okay? Or slower?" stocking: it's nice....i want to enjoy this. Kid: *holds her gently, lightly kisses her lips* stocking: U/////U mmmn~ Kid: *passes his hand along her side...* "So soft..." stocking: *running her fingers through his hair* Kid: *shudder of pleasure* "Stocking...Your fingers are perfect." stocking: *kiss* Kid: *kiss...his hand rests along her hair* -elsewhere- Patty: *collapsed at the table* "Zzz..." liz: *carries her to bed* Yumi: "Need help?" liz: if you want, i wouldnt mind. Yumi: "Okay..." *opens the door, and helps hold Patty up with Liz* "She was really dancing out there tonight." liz: yeah. *smiles* you should have seen tsubaki's face when she caught the bouquet. Yumi: "Ha ha...I'm sure. Can imagine what she felt--and what all those other people felt battling for it..." liz: yeah, marie really slugged that one person, haha! Yumi: "I already had a lovely gift basket sent to that person...Hope they don't hold a grudge." liz: no kidding, haha.... *ahem* my own wedding's just around the corner. i think im ready. *smiles* Yumi: *smiles* "Yes, you are." *pat pat* "Cold feet after this wedding?" -elsewhere- Black Star: "We're home!" otogiri: thank goodness. naho: dont go into belkia's room, he's....busy. >->; Black Star: "...Gross." tsubaki: ^^; other than that, how's everyone doing? naho: pretty tired. Sakuya: "Babysitting Belkia's feelings has been a pain." Higan: *calm* "Just need the experience." tsubaki: ah. Shamrock: *drinking scotch* tsubaki: is shamrock- lavender: coping. tsubaki:...^^; i see. Shamrock: "I j-just want to know...When you look at those funny cat videos...Why is everyone so happy in them?!" *small sob* lavender:...eh, he's fine.....mostly. Shamrock: *whimper whimper* "I want a cute kitten in a hat...but then the horrible daddy cat knocks the hat off his little kitten head!" tsubaki: *gives him some water* here. Shamrock: "Th-Thank you..." *sip sip* Sakuya: *rubs the back of his neck* himawari:...*hug* Shamrock: "..." *pat pat* -elsewhere- Jacqueline: *rubbing her foot* "Ow..." kim: i got some ice. Jacqueline: "Thanks...I over-did it on the dance floor." =\\\\= "Embarrassing." kim: still, it was a fun night. Jacqueline: "Yeah...You seemed popular." kim: oh? Jacqueline: "Lots of people wanting to dance with you...Ox trying to beat them off with a stick." kim: i was wondering what that was about. Jacqueline: *small laugh* "Can you blame them?" kim: well, i did look hella great tonight. Jacqueline: ^\\\^ "Gorgeous." kim: aw. -elsewhere- ox: seems my hair is growing back finally. TTwTT Harvar: "??? You going for a haircut, or letting it grow out?" ox: i think im gonna grow it out. *pouts* i dont know why i agreed to that bet all those years ago. TT-TT Harvar: "Just don't go for a rat-tail, okay?" ox: why would i even do that? o-o; Harvar: "You are the one who took a bet that gave you that haircut..." ox: TT_TT why did they choose to make me look like that rodigy guy? Harvar: "Dude, I've seen their Twitter accounts: you'd be amazed how they worship some fascistic freak with a lot of marital problems." -elsewhere- Spirit: *smiles* "Really good time..." sachiko: glad to hear that. *she smiles* Spirit: "...You, um...ever think..." sachiko: hmm? Spirit: "...About...marriage?" sachiko: .////. well, its been a while since i've thought about it. -elsewhere- Yohei: "It's okay..." *pat pat* chie: T-T stupid cramps. Yohei: "More heat?" chie: *nods* Yohei: *lays the hot water bottle along her* "Anything to eat?" -elsewhere- Relan: *flips through phone* "Look at her wedding dress..." shinra: fancy. iris: how pretty. Relan: *nods* "Amazed they got photos online that quickly." shinra: yeah. -morning- Kid: "Mmm~" stocking: U/////U ~<3 Kid: "How do you feel...darling?" stocking: great~ *smooooch* Kid: *smooch, soft hug* "That was...so full of love last night." stocking: hehe. *she hugged him back* im glad. god, i love you so much. Kid: "I love you...forever." stocking: ^^ *smooch* Kid: *sighs into the kiss, holding her* "How shall we begin Day 1?" *traces a finger along her shoulder* stocking: maybe some ballroom dancing~? Kid: *smiles broadly* "Oh, yes!" stocking: *smiles and puts the CD in* shall we~? Kid: "Yes..." *takes her hand* stocking: *holding his hand and dancing with him* Kid: *a turn around the room, as he dances with her...he is fluid in his movements, smiling* stocking: *smiles lovingly as she leans her head against his shoulder* Kid: *cannot stop smiling, as he supports her in their dance, leading her* -elsewhere- Belkia: *yawn* ayami: zzzzz.... Belkia: *looks around them* "...Lots of cupcake wrappers..." ayami: *still asleep* Belkia: *shake shake* ayami: mmn? *yawns* is it morning already? Belkia: "Or early afternoon..." *checks clock* -it's 11:25- Belkia: "About 11:30 in the morning." ayami: ah. *streeeetch* *rubs eyes* Belkia: "Sleep okay?" ayami: *nods* Belkia: "What you in the mood for?" *tosses away a candy wrapper* "I'm kind of sugared-out..." -elsewhere- Patty: *covering her mouth* "I don't feel good..." liz: *concerned* Patty: "All that food at the wedding..." liz: yeah. -elsewhere- Mr. Tsubaki: *pats his full belly* -w- -elsewhere- Tanizaki: "Don't tell me you're still holding a grudge? I had a role to play..." atsushi: im not, though im still not happy about being power washed down. i dont know where the ink ends and the bruises begin. TT_TT Dazai: "How would you rate the fatality of the ink-bomb? On a scale of one to death?" atsushi: well, im not dead, physically. waitress: here's your orders everyone. naomi: *nom* yummy~! atsushi: thank you ma'am. Dazai: *takes the waitress's hand* "Amazing service--thank you, fair maiden." waitress: um, no problem. ^^; Dazai: "After this meal, I would like to reward you with an invitation to a joint suicide..." waitress: O_O;;; um... atsushi: O____O;;; Kunikida: *punches Dazai's head, knocking him down* "My apologies, ma'am." waitress: ^^; atsushi: *sweatdrop* [thinking: i've been here at least close to a week and i've notices this happens frequently. why is he like this?] Dazai: "Let's play a game, Atsushi! Guess what everyone did before they came to the agency?" atsushi: oh. um...naomi was a student? naomi: you guessed it~ Dazai: "Because the schoolgirl outfit...How about Tanizaki?" atsushi: um...college student? Tanizaki: ^^; "Yep..." Dazai: "Now, try out Kunikida--" Kunikida: "Don't." atsushi: a reporter? Kunikida: *annoyed twitch* Dazai: "Nope! Teacher!" atsushi: i guess that makes sense. Kunikida: *adjusts his glasses* "That was in the past. I don't want to remember it." atsushi:..oh.. Tanizaki: "Good luck figuring out Dazai's previous work..." atsushi: im guessing he was a police officer? Dazai: *holds up his arms in a cross* "Nope!" Tanizaki: "Too bad. There's a prize if you can guess his job..." atsushi: reporter? Dazai: "Nah-uh." Dazai: "Try a bit harder--the prize is $6,000." atsushi: male model? Dazai: "Ah, thank you! But no." atsushi: salaryman? Dazai: "Sorry." atsushi: prison warden? Dazai: "No--but I still got the cuffs." *winks at waitress* waitress:....... *creeped out look* atsushi: bounty hunter? Dazai: "No. Of course, that's kinda like what we're doing now..." Tanizaki: "...He's just guessing at random?" Kunikida: "He was probably jobless, maybe even homeless--" Dazai: *serious face* "I don't lie about my work." atsushi: *finger point* ace attorney! -silence- Dazai: "...Do I _look_ like a lawyer?" atsushi: um.... ok, im just guessing randomly. -OBJECTION!- atsushi: ?? patron: sorry, that was my phone. atsushi:.... -elsewhere- Kid: "You're excellent on your feet..." stocking: hehe, thank you~ Kid: "Feel okay? Need to sit?" stocking: sure. i am kinda hungry. Kid: *smiles* "Then I think you'll like what I ordered..." *there is a covered tray on the table* stocking: oh~ *shiny eyes* Kid: "Evidently, it's the lodge's special desserts, ones they had not served last time we were here..." *Inside are ruby roman grape crepes, chocolate truffles, and cherry chocolate cupcakes* stocking: *drooling* aw, you were holding out on me last time. how meeeean. i'll just have to punish you~<3 *wink* Kid: *small smirk* "I suppose I'll have to let you..." *offers a crepe to her* stocking: *nom* mmmmmm~!<3 Kid: *takes a bite from the other end of the crepe* stocking: *pulls back and kisses him* Kid: "!!!" *small pleased moan, as he kisses her* -elsewhere- ochako: *taking notes* Iida: *raises his hand really high* "Could you repeat that last part, please?!" denki: *whistling as he heads back from a bathroom break*... ?? WOAH GUYS! THERE'S A VILLAIN OUT FRONT! Izuku: "?!!! Oh no..." *get up to head into the hallway* yuuji: ..... UA! SEND OUT YOUR STRONGEST! COME HIT ME WITH ALL YOU HAVE!! Iida: "A direct attack? In the open? He's either very powerful or very foolish. Either way, that is dangerous." momo: *has binoculars*...he's...shaking. Izuku: "...What is going on with him? He looks stressed..." Bakugo: "Then let's knock him out!" teacher: you kids just wait here. we dont know what this villain is capable of. so just wait it out for now. Aizawa: *nods* "This should go quickly..." yuuji: I'M WAITING! COME ON! *tears falling* Aizawa: "...Jeez, kid..." yuuji: you're eraserhead, right? heh..a disabling quirk wont do me any good. Aizawa: "No kidding...So just stop right now and surrender." yuuji: *laughing* i surrendered long ago! now come on and send someone out here to take me down! Aizawa: "...You have a death wish or something?" yuuji: yeah, what of it? Aizawa: "Who are you?" yuuji: just some bloke who lost his way in life. Aizawa: "Hardly an excuse to just let yourself die." yuuji: why the hell not? i have no family, and the only person who kept me going in life is dead and gone. unlike my old man, i dont have the guts to up and off myself. so why not let a hero do it? that's how the food chain is right? the hero always wins? Aizawa: "..." *turns off his quirk* "A hero is not a murderer, not without justification. There is no justice here." *turns around* "Leave. You're disrupting class." yuuji: heh, no point in me going back now. i've got nothing left for me. Aizawa: "...Do you have lungs?" yuuji: yeah? what's your point? Aizawa: "Then you can breathe...and send that life-giving air to your limbs to keep moving. Keep going. 'Nothing left'? You're a fool. If you can't go back, then go somewhere else, somewhere where you can do something useful, if not for yourself, then for someone else...Maybe for someone you lost." yuuji:...*tearing up and shaking* sachiiii..... ochako: ...... denki: damn... eijiro: Q~Q Izuku: "Oh, no..." Aizawa: "...Students. Lead him inside." yuuji: are you going to interrogate me then? Aizawa: "Standard debriefing..." -inside- yuuji:.... Nedzu: *kicks open the door* "Hello!" yuuji: ..... Nedzu: "...You are not surprised by my adorable furry appearance?" yuuji: .......c-can we just get this over with? Nedzu: "Get what over with?" yuuji: this whole interrogation, that's why i was brought in here, right? Nedzu: *climbs up to the chair* "More or less. Or perhaps this is an interview..." yuuji: alright then, what all do you need to know? Nedzu: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" yuuji: i have no fucking idea. i never put any thought into it. Nedzu: *writes something down* "What would you say is your best strength?" yuuji: well, i guess im a decent enough listener? Nedzu: *writes* "And tell me about a time when you face a challenge and how you solved it?" -later- Nedzu: *holds up his name-badge* "Welcome!" yuuji: .... *stares at it; Yuuji Bioeni, General Dept, 1st year* Nedzu: "We'll start you slowly. Let you get oriented. And here's your mentor!" -elsewhere- Patty: *lying in bed, pouting* liz: feeling any better? Patty: "Yeah...Just pissy. I didn't want to get that sick after the wedding." liz: aww. -a few days later- stocking: we're home~! Kid: *he's carrying her across the threshold* "Hello." stocking: hehe~ liz: welcome home mr and mrs death! Kid: *smiles* "Happy to be home." Patty: *wave wave* kirika: 'sup. stocking: ^^ Kid: *sets Stocking down* "We brought back a few items..." kirika: oh? liz: neat. Kid: *holds up a sweater* liz: oh! Kid: *hands Kirika a game* kirika: thanks. Patty: "What'd you bring me?!" *reaches into Kid and Stocking's suitcases* stocking: *hands her a teddy bear* ta-dah~! Patty: "D'aaaaaaw!" *hugs the bear* "Cute little wintery hat on them!" stocking: ^^ shiori: kid! kid! Kid: "Shiori!" *picks her up* "Did you miss us?" shiori: *hug* >u< Kid: "Aw, we missed you too." *hug* Yumi: *smiles* "Welcome home." lord death: *HUG* stocking: i guess i can start calling you guys mom and dad now, huh? ^^; Yumi: "I don't see why not." -elsewhere- Anya: *looking at magazines at a convenience store* "Hmm..." tsugumi: see anything interesting? Anya: *points* "Are people really this fascinated with gossip about people they never met?" *the magazine features tabloid pictures of celebrities* worker: you'd be amazed. *checking phone* heh this meme again. 'the rumor come out; does licht todoroki is gay?'. Anya: *annoyed twitch* "I...doubt he is..." *looks down at the magazine and--* .\\\\. tsugumi: *peeeek* *The tabloid has a spread of Anya walking around town* ao: oh my, seems you're famous~ -elsewhere- Lawless: "Ha ha ha ha ha!" licht: what? Lawless: "They think you're dating a guy!" licht: *twitch* well if i am, that's none of their business. i get the feeling you are responsible for this. Lawless: "And is that so bad?" *smiles* licht: then you confess to being the mastermind? Lawless: "I CONFESS NOTHING! It's just serendipity." licht: *cold glaaaaare* Lawless: "Oh, please. Would it be that bad?" *taps a finger on his shoulder* "You and me..." licht:.......... -licht kicked him into the ceiling- kranz: for the love of, licht that's the 8th time this month! Lawless: *his head is poking up through the ceiling into the floor above* "Owie..." julian: *in the shower, screaming* KYAAAA!!! Lawless: "...Oh, hey, Jules. What's up?" -elsewhere- Vulcan: *playing Splatoon* lisa:...*sweats* -elsewhere- Hibana: "Now, I just need a guinea pig..." -elsewhere- Relan: *sips tea* =w= iris: how is it? Relan: "Delicious. And you brewed this with your own garden plants?" iris: *she nods* shinra: it's really good, thanks iris. Relan: "...This is really calming." *leans back into the couch* -elsewhere- Stein: "How're you holding up?" marie: doing well, christa's going to be turning 2 in a few days! Stein: *smiles* "Bet she's excited..." marie: ^^ Stein: "I'll have to get her something good...Does she like animals?" -elsewhere- Shamrock: *holding ice to his head* himawari: *worried* Shamrock: "Alcohol, you harsh master..." lavender:...*cough*....im not saying anything. Higan: "I'm telling you: protein and coffee. That's what you need." *drops a bag of fast food and a cup of coffee* "Eat that burger." -elsewhere- Kepuri: *looking through the garden* "Hmmm...Where are they...?" mana: where's what? Kepuri: "I had planted a species that attracts ladybugs, but I don't see them in this garden yet..." mana: cool. Kepuri: "Yes, I was going to examine one for a new robotic model and--!!! There they are!" *points to a leaf* mana: *looks* Ladybug: *crawling along the leaf* Kepuri: "They're like aphid vacuums, so they should make for a new robotic design..." *taking notes* -elsewhere- justin: *dusting off some picture frames* -the photo is of a much younger justin, with one of the church's sisters- Spirit: "That's you?" justin: *he nods* yeah. i was bit of a crybaby back then, it's almost embarrassing to remember. ^^; marie: DAWWW YOU LOOKED SO CUTE!! Spirit: "You've grown out of any 'crybaby' phase, though." justin: *he nods* i suppose i have. i sort of had to. Spirit: "...You okay?" justin: hmm? of course, why wouldnt i be? ^^ Spirit: "..." *pat pat* "We're here for you." justin:...thank you. -elsewhere- Kid: "It's good being home..." stocking: yeah~ *she nuzzled against him* Kid: *kiss on her forehead* "I am so happy we married." stocking: im happy too~ *smoooooch* ~<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 Kid: "Mmm~" *hugs* "I will love you forever." stocking: and i'll always love you too. Kid: *smiles* "...I always wanted this...I never thought it would happen..." stocking: *she blushes and presses her forehead against his* Kid: *does likewise* "A future is ahead of us..." stocking: and before you know it...*rubs her stomach* babies... ^^ Kid: *smiles* "Yes..." *rests a hand over her stomach* "We have to discuss when..." -elsewhere- heibito: *exploring the facility* mikan: *not far behind* Asura: "...See it?" heibito: *peeeeek* -several people in robes and masks come to see him- Asura: "...They have arrived." noriko: our young lord has graced us with his presense! -people cheering- heibito: ??? Asura: "They are happy to see you..." *picks up Heibito* *speaks to Noriko* "What update?" noriko: we have recruited a few new members. unwanted by the general public. Asura: "Good...Introduce me?" -elsewhere- Arthur: *chopping vegetables* -elsewhere- Mad!Kid: "My angel needs cake…” shaula: here you go. *hands him a human liver* Mad!Kid: "...Where is the candle in the cake?" shaula: oh right. *lights a twig on fire and sticks it into the liver* Mad!Kid: *nods* "Thank you...Now I will make my wish..." *blows out the candle* -elsewhere- Victor: *looking around the room...* -elsewhere- Gopher: *holds up an amiibo* "For you..." kirika: cool, thanks. *smiles* -elsewhere- atsushi: *decorating his apartment. not much in it, but it's a start* *Knock knock* atsushi: yes? *goes to check through the peep hole* Dazai: *his eyeball is right up against the peep hole* atsushi: GAH! *almost falls over* i just about died! Dazai: "D'aw, lucky..." *enters, looks around* "Nice digs." atsushi: thanks. i used part of my last paycheck to get a trashcan. Dazai: *stares at the trash can* "...Neat." *looks into it* atsushi:....!! professional dumpster diver! Dazai: *head all the way into the trash can* "Nope!" *tips forward and falls into the trash* atsushi: o-o; Dazai: "If I eat this expired food, will it kill me?" atsushi: ew.....*phone rings* hello? Kunikida: "Brat. Is Dazai with you?" atsushi: yes, and he's rummaging through my garbage. Kunikida: "...Well, he is trash." Dazai: "RUDE!" Kunikida: "Bring him to the cafe, as we have a mission..." atsushi: right away! -and so- Kunikida: "Ma'am, please explain to them..." blonde woman: yes, you see- Dazai: *takes her hand* "As bold as a water lily, as sweet as a princess." blonde woman:...i-i beg your pardon? ._.; Dazai: "Would you like to commit a lovers' suicide pact?" blonde woman:.... O_O;;; um... Kunikida: *punch* *looks at the woman* "Sorry. Please forget what he said." *pulls Dazai into another room* Tanizaki: "...So, I'll take over. Ma'am, please explain...” blonde woman: *ahem* yes. you see, some shady folks have taken up residence behind our company's building. Tanizaki: ("She carried on as if Dazai didn't faze her...") " 'Shady'? How so? What did they look like?" blonde woman: well, they dressed in rags and kept to the shadows. and they speak in a language i dont quite understand. Kunikida: *emerges from the room* "Therefore, a smuggler. Someone we always encounter..." blonde woman: unfortunatly, we have no proof that they're criminals. thats why i came to you. Kunikida: *stares at Atsushi* "You're going." atsushi: m-me?! Kunikida: "You are just there to keep guard. After all, smuggler tend to run away. This is your perfect mission. And bring along Tanizaki." atsushi: um.. naomi: im going too~! Tanizaki: ^^; atsushi: ^^; Kunikia: *approaches Atsushi* "Hey, brat. I'm sorry about your sad, unfortunate, short life--but I have some advice." *shows a photograph* "Avoid this one..." atsushi: *looks* -it is a photo of a man in black- atsushi: who is he? Kunikida: "Akutagawa, the Dog of the Port Mafia. His ability is too powerful..." atsushi:...*gulp* -elsewhere- lord death: *HUG* hello hello yumi honey~!<3 Yumi: "Unf!" .\\\. "Well, hello there." *smooch* lord death: U////U~<3 -elsewhere- pearl:....!!! *watching a news report of an explosive that destroyed a guard station in port district* Karim: "Are we being called to that attack?" -elsewhere- atsushi: *walking stiffly* Tanizaki: "Relax...With me here, you'll be safe." naomi: and with my big bro's ability, we'll do great~!<3 kotone: *stares*...brother...they're....like us.. *hugs gopher's arm* Gopher: .^.;; "What is with these dopplegangers...?" atsushi: *sweatdrop* (thinking: she's really shameless, what does she think this is, alabama?) blonde woman: we're here. Tanizaki: *looks around* "I feel something...but I don't see any smugglers. And if smugglers were to use this spot, they would have an escape route...and I don't see...one..." blonde woman: exactly. *pulls out a gun* Tanizaki: *frozen* "..." -BANG- -elsewhere- Dazai: *bolts up with headphones on* "!!!" kirako: *secretary* mr dazai?....?? where did he go? *The window is open* kirako: !!! *looks out the window...no one there but passing pedestrians.* oh...oh dear... -back in the alley- Tanizaki: *stunned...blood is on his shirt* naomi: *standing in front of him, shirt soaked with blood and shaking* are you....ok...big...b-broth..er... *collapses* atsushi: *wide eyed horror* Tanizaki: *finally awakened* "N-Naomi!" *holding onto her* "Stay with me!" -gun click- blonde woman: give it up, its obvious you're a lover rather than a fighter. you'll see her soon. Tanizaki: "..." *glares, as he picks up Naomi* "How dare some lowly mafioso attack her..." *he starts to shine* blonde woman: ??... ?? snow? in the middle of june? atsushi: *still in stunned silence* Tanizaki: "Atsushi...Get away from here....This bitch is mine." blonde woman: *shooting* *The bullets pass through Tanizaki...who dissolves* blonde woman: ??!! Tanizaki: *disembodied voice* "My Light Snow turns everything into a smokescreen..." blonde woman: then i'll have to shoot in every direction!! -ratatatatatatata- Tanizaki: "Big mistake..." blonde woman: !!!! Tanizaki: *strangling her, his arms appearing through the smokescreen* *furious face, saying nothing* blonde woman: *choking* Tanizaki: "..." -shrk- atsushi: .....!!!! Tanizaki: *gasps...collapses, revealing an armed man behind him* atsushi:.... !!!!!!! *trembling* (thinking: oh shit.) ???: *cough cough* atsushi: *backing away* blonde woman: ryunosuke, you need to take it easy, let me handle thi- Akutagawa: *holds up his hand* "...This one...He fears death..." atsushi: y-you're... Akutagawa: "Death..." atsushi: *trying to back away* Akutagawa: "...is attracted to death...It is a pleasure to meet you. I am Akutagawa..." atsushi: p-please, i dont want to die! Akutagawa: "Please...I have my orders: to bring you in alive, Man-Tiger." atsushi: ?? me? Akutagawa: "You were our target all along...These others, lying dead? You could say they died because of you." atsushi: ....*trembling* Akutagawa: "Your life brings death wherever you go..." *shadows swirl around him* atsushi: *teary eyed* Akutagawa: "Rashamon...Resist, and you will be devoured..." atsushi:....*glances over at tanizaki...he's still breathing*......*grabs a lead pipe and rushes forwards* Akutagawa: "Dying for justice...You're in the wrong story, child..." *SLASH* -slide- atsushi: *grabs a whole of the blonde woman's gun and shoots*......!!! Akutagawa: "URK!" *collapses* blonde woman: RYUNOSUKE!! atsushi: did i...did i-... *sees the bullets on the ground*... O_O Akutagawa: "..." *lifts his head, turns around* *GLARE* atsushi:..... !!!!!! h-how...- Akutagawa: "Good effort...but fruitless." atsushi: (thinking: not even a scratch on him...I CALL HAX!) Akutagawa: "My ability consumes anything, even space itself, like that between the bullet and the barrel..." atsushi:....well im darn right fucked now, arent i? Akutagawa: "I told you what would happen...My beast is starving..." atsushi:......um....phrasing? *CHOMP* atsushi: *looks down at missing leg*..... *SCREAMS OF PAIN* Akutagawa: "I will bring you back, even if it is piece by piece..." atsushi: (thinking: am i going to die here?.....i cant die...i just...finally started to live!) blonde woman:...!!! on the wall! Akutgawa: "?!" tiger!atsushi: *growling* Akutagawa: "Rashamon--" *slash* tiger!atsushi: *cut in half, but heals* Akutagawa: "!!! Impressive...Almost instant regeneration and healing." blonde woman: ryunosuke, this is getting too dangerous, we need to- *SLAP* blonde woman: !!!! *teary eyed* -INSTANT KARMA TIGER TACKLE!- Akutagawa: "!!!" *desperately summoning shields, forming them into a spider-web* tiger!atsushi: *charges at him* Akutagawa: "Back! I will devour you!" tiger!atsushi: *vanishes?* Akutagawa: "???" atsushi: *charges at him* HAAAA!!!! *tiger fist* *DOUBLE-BLOCK* atsushi: ?? Akutagawa: "?!" Dazai: "Now, now--that's enough of that." atsushi: dazai?! blonde woman: you! Dazai: *gasp* "Ma'am! I can't believe you were deceiving us--" *removes two-way radio from his pocket* "Nah, I'm totally kidding, Beautiful: I knew what you were up to. Check your back pocket." blonde woman:... O_O you smug son of a bitch. Dazai: *holds up his hand--and imitates squeezing* :3 blonde woman:....um...im not sure i follow. Dazai: "Booty squeeze." blonde woman:.... -SLAP- Dazai: "...So, no suicide pact? Oh well. I'll need to get Atsushi here to help me carry the others back home--" blonde woman: *holds up gun* where do you think _you're_ going?! Akutagawa: "Higuchi, stop." higuchi: ?? (thinking: if you werent my superior i would straight up slap you into next week.) Akutagawa: "Dazai...We will let you go. But we will claim the Man-Tiger...collect the bounty on its head...and take over this criminal underworld..." atsushi: um...im still here you know....wait, you two know each other? Dazai: *smiles at Akutagawa* "Glad you got goals, Akutagawa! But you can't collect Atsushi's booty. The money on his head, I mean." atsushi: um... O-O; i would like to go home now. and also tanizaki and naomi need medical! Akutagawa: "Yes, depart. Because when I call your agency again, Dazai, I am claiming the Tiger." Dazai: *smiles calmly at Akutagawa, as he picks up Naomi* "A war, huh? Well..." *serious eyes, as his calm smile persists* "Give us your best shot." atsushi: *helping up tanizaki, sweating* Akutagawa: "...Higuchi. We leave." higuchi: what about them? Akutagawa: "Patient. We will have them soon enough." higuchi:...that man dazai...you know him? Akutagawa: "..." *walks away* higuchi:....*calls someone* hey rain, we're coming back. get me a coffee, kilimanjaro, long day. atsushi:...dazai, you know that guy? Dazai: "..." *smiles and closes his eyes at Atsushi* "Good work out there. I'll treat you to dinner." atsushi: NAOMI AND TANIZAKI NEED MEDICAL TREATMENT FIRST! -elsewhere- Izuku: *looking around* "No sign of who did this..." ochako: jeez... sancha: sorry kids, this is a restricted area, move along. Izuku: "We're with UA. We just wanted to know what happened..." -elsewhere- Yumi: *sigh* "Feel better?" lord death: much~ =w= Yumi: *cuddle* "Agreed..." *small kiss* "Thank you...for everything." -elsewhere- Shamrock: *sitting alone at a table* "..." himawari:....are you....alright? Shamrock: *tries to put on a smile* "Y-Yes?" himawari:....*hug* Shamrock: "..." *hugs back* "Thanks..." -elsewhere- gin: ....... Tachihara: "...The hell?" gin: ?? rain: i brought your orders everyone...and i burnt my hands...again. TT-TT Tachihara: "...You got the worst luck." rain: it's not my fault that my ability makes me absorb misfortune! >n< Tachihara: "Not your fault--just your genes." *pulls the order from Rain* rain: TT~TT *turns and slips...and tears her skirt* nooo i just bought that one! gin: *facepalm* Tachihara: *stares* hirotsu:...*chop* dont stare like a lech. -_-; Tachihara: "Ow!" *glares at Hirotsu* "Just tell us what we're doing..." -elsewhere- Wes: "Ready?" liz: just about. *smiles* Wes: *smiles back* "Cool...Need help?" -elsewhere- Black Star: "Any other groceries to pick up?" -elsewhere- Tsukiyo: *in a much more conservative outfit* fang-hua:...? hinata: who the hell are you and what did you do to tsuki-nee? Tsukiyo: *angry twitch* "I just thought I'd try a different outfit. I can change..." fang-hua: it looks nice. *she smiles* Tsukiyo: *smiles* "Thank you. I picked it out to try out today. You look nice as well, Fang." -elsewhere- Sakuya: *putting his feet into the kiddie pool* lilac: *just chillin* Sakuya: "Still pretty warm out..." *sips cold drink* "Wonder how cold winter will get." -elsewhere- Assi: *without his glasses* mono: hey, we're out of milk.....um...hi? Assi: *squints* "Mono? Sorry...Can't see too well." mono: ...oh! h-heres your dumb a-frames... *hands him his glasses, blushing slightly.* Assi: *takes them, puts them on, blinks, smiles* "Oh, there's your face!" mono: y-yeah... 7///7; Assi: "Oh, by the way, I did put milk on the grocery list and was just heading out." mono: w-whatever! d-dummy! *runs to her room* Assi: "??? Maybe I should get add cookies to the list: they go great with milk." -elsewhere- Gopher: *holds up finger puppets* kotone: *shiny eyes* inori: oh? Gopher: *puts on a sheep puppet, wiggles his finger, talks in a goofy voice* "Hello, there!" kotone: ah. Gopher: "Will you be my friend?" kotone: *huuuug* Gopher: .\\\\. *pat pat* -elsewhere- Medusa: "You've had enough." shaula: yew shuttha fug up, betch! itz yer fault mama didnt phey enough attenshun t'meh! Medusa: -_-;;; *picks up an empty wine bottle* beatrice: i'll get her to bed. shaula: beeea you kinky lil-*hic* hehehe... Medusa: "Please do so: some of us need sleep." neian: *yawn* Medusa: "It's okay, you'll get some sleep..." -a few days later- Wes: *sweating a bit* soul: hey, you're gonna do great. Wes: I-I just keep worrying I'm going to be a massive screwup..." soul: just deep breaths. you got this bro. Wes: "..." *hug* -and so, lord death walked liz down the aisle- Wes: *smiling* Patty: *wiping away tears* -the wedding went swimmingly, and liz tango dip kissed wes- Wes: .\\\\. *kiss* lord death: TTuTT *claps* stocking: congrats you two! soul: yeah! alright! Kid: *claps* soul: *glances over at his family members* Mr. Evans: *looking worse for wear* soul:....*looks away* Mr. Evans: "..." *stares at the floor* -at the reception- marie: ok, im definatly gonna catch the bouquet this time! *determination!* Yumi: "Of course..." *steps back* -bouquet toss- marie: *desperately tries to grab it and it goes to....* Anya: *caught* .\\\\\\\.;;; marie: Q~X whyyyyy? lavender: forever alone and an eyepatch..hey sham! Shamrock: *glaaaaaaare* lavender: go make friends, dude. Shamrock: *grumbles, stands, walks around* -elsewhere- naomi: Q~Q *she just got 'fixed up' by yosano* Tanizaki: Q________Q atsushi:... owo; (thinking: what did the nurse even DO to them?!) Kunikida: "How are you, Brat?" atsushi: confused and concerned. Kunikida: "I can imagine. A seven-million-dollar bounty on your head tends to produce such feelings." atsushi: ...........*whimpering* Kunikida: *looks away, reading his book* "Stop that whimpering. The Mafia will resort to all nefarious means in their attempt to capture you. If you waver, you will lose. Even professionals are killed should they waver. That's what my master taught me..." atsushi: ....*looks over....his book is upside down* um....you're book is upside down. Kunikida: o_o *turns the book right-side up, not looking away from Atsushi as he does so* "...I AM NOT WAVERING! DO I LOOK LIKE I WOULD WAVER BECAUSE OF THE MAFIA?! IF THEY ATTACKED US RIGHT NOW, I WOULD DESTROY THEM ALL!" *starts play-fighting* "I'D STRIKE AT THE FACE, KICK TO THE SHINS, KNOCK HIM OUT WITH ONE PUNCH!" atsushi: O-O;;; ... Q-Q;;;; Kunikida: *stops gesticulating, puts back on his glasses* "You brought this onto us, Brat. You figure out how to solve our problem." *starts to leave* atsushi:....*he just sat there, trying not to cry.* -elsewhere- rain: i found their location. *hands gin, hirotsu, and tachihara a piece of paper with an address on it* Tachihara: "Hee hee...Just go in there and kill some people." hirotsu: an excellent job, miss rain. gin:...*nods* Tachihara: "So what're we waiting for?! Let's go!" rain: *watches them leave and smirks* -and so- Tachihara: *looking at address* "Wonder why they'd be here?" mafioso: *heads in guns out*...wait a second..i think this might be a regular office building. -CLUNK- secretary: *SCREAMING* Tachihara: "...Huh. They disguised this place like an office building." gin:.... O-O; Tachihara: "..." *picks up a water cooler* hirotsu: shall i? -elsewhere- Relan: "All these explosions..." shinra: *hugs him*.... iris: *holds his hand* Relan: "S-Sorry...Just wondering what is being done." -elsewhere- Yumi: *points on map* "Here, here, and there." nygus: hmmm. Yumi: "What did these spots have in common provoking such attacks?" dwma agent: maybe it's just random terrorist attacks? but who could be doing it? kishin worshipers? Yumi: "Or someone with explosive abilities? Quirks? Dokeshi?" agent 2: who knows. we're still looking into it. it could be a rogue flame human like that joker fella... Yumi: *nods* "Contact Fire Brigades as well: they may have found evidence when responding to explosions." agent 2: right. -days later- Kunikida: "??? Brat..." atsushi: yes sir? also i do have a name. Kunikida: *shoves a stack of books at him* "File these. You've given us enough work..." atsushi: um, right. *sweatdrop* Kunikida: "And go check on our resident medic." atsushi: *nods* ok then. Kunikida: "Just...don't follow her into any locked rooms." atsushi: um....ok... o-o; Yosano: *spots Atsushi* "...You got a paper cut?" atsushi: no, im fine, plus the whole 'healing' thing. Yosano: "...Yes...I suppose...You got your leg cut, yes?" atsushi: i did, but it grew back, see? Yosano: "...Have to be sure--" *pulls up his pant leg* -yep, his leg is right there.- atsushi: this feels awkward! Yosano: ("No scar...This is less regeneration and more reversion.") "Oh, pooh." *rubs a finger along his leg, trying to find the scar* "I wanted to treat you." atsushi: *SCREAM* STRANGER DANGER DO NOT WANT! -chop- kirako: please dont harrass the poor boy. Yosano: *rubs her head* "I am a scientist: have to be thorough..." -elsewhere- Wes: "How's that?" liz: it looks great. *she smiles* Wes: *smiles* "I hoped you would like it. Want to sit for a bit?" liz: why of course...honey~ *hug* Wes: *blushes* "Sweetie." liz: *smooch* Wes: *smooch, holds her* "Mmm." -elsewhere- Higan: "My art..." lavender: looks amazing. otogiri: *covering lilac's eyes* naho: O____O;; tsubaki: ^^; -phone rings- tsubaki: ?? *answers* yes? misono: hey, it's me again. we have an incident. we've gotten reports of a stray subclass attacking a shopping plaza in belmont district. tsubaki: !!! we're on our way then. Higan: "???" tsubaki: we got called to a mission. higan, you and otogiri are in charge until we get back. otogiri: understood. Sakuya: "Where you going?" tsubaki: belmont district. i think we found a lost subclass. lets just hope we can talk to them before C3 does... Sakuya: *nods* "Lead the way..." tsubaki: it'll be dangerous. Higan: "Maybe I should go." tsubaki:...good plan. *looks at black*star* lets go. lavender: hey, get back safely, all of you, ok? Black Star: "Jeez..." misono: *looking at a layout of the plaza* alright, we've determined the stray's location someplace in the food court area, most of the civilians escaped, but there are a few hostages. mahiru: ... Sakuya: "Need a distraction..." mahiru: !!! sakuya! w-when did you- tsubaki: sakuya?! Sakuya: "...What? I thought I would go along." mahiru: we got your back. *pats sakuya's shoulder* Sakuya: "Thanks..." *stares at the stray from afar* ("Do I know them...?") -the stray is unfamiliar, but it is one of mr tsubaki's subclass- Sakuya: "...You...Who are you?" Stray: *growl* tsubaki: it's alright, we dont want to hurt you. Stray: *stares at Tsubaki* "..." tsubaki: *smiles* we can help you, if you'll let us. Stray: "..." *approaches* tsubaki: see? it's ok. *extends a hand* Stray: "..." *holds out a hand...* tsubaki: there you go- -SHRK- tsubaki: !!! Tsurugi: "Hee hee...Sorry. Would've been here sooner." yumikage: dammit tsurugi, now's not the time for dawdling! tsubaki: ?! yumikage: *looks at the stray* so you're the one causing trouble...hey nakatsukasa, no hard feelings, but we got this one...tsurugi, you know what to do! mahiru: !!! kuro...those are- Tsurugi: "Roger!" *starts to run forward* Kuro: "!!!" misono: C3's mad dog trio...shinoa told me about them. yumikage: dont flatter yourself sloth, we're here for the stray. Kuro: "...Mahiru...What are you going to do?" Higan: "The stray comes with us. You, go home." tsubaki: please, we dont want any trouble! stray: tsubaki.....where is he?! tsubaki:..... stray: tch-...if you wont answer me, then i'll just drain you dry! *lunges at her* tsubaki: !!!! *BOOM BOOM BOOM* stray: ?! yumikage: good job, jun! Jun: "Trapped." yumikage: *takes aim with his rifle* tsubaki: STOP IT! *shoves yumikage, causing the bullet to hit the water sprinkler* yumikage: !! damn, you really want to protect that guy, eh? stray: *smirks and slashes tsurugi* yumikage: TSURUGI!! Tsurugi: "Ah!" *falls backwards* "Rotten luck!" stray: c3's hunting dogs, eh? the hell would elites like you guys want with a rotten nobody like me? now the redhead over there is a real prize, he's melancholy's number 2 in terms of power. yumikage: yeah, but the thing is we have an agreement with miss ponytail that we're not allowed to touch him or the subclass in her care. Higan: *glares at the Stray* "Turn-coat..." stray: oh? what? not fond of being betrayed? like our master abandoned us? tsubaki: you're wrong! stray: HAHAHA! DONT MAKE ME LAUGH, SHITTY HUMAN! Sakuya: "You better watch your mouth. We came here to save you--and you're going to turn away from us, your fellow subclasses? Mr. Tsubaki--" stray: IS A FUCKING COWARD WHO RUNS AT THE FIRST SIGHT OF TROUBLE! JUST LIKE HE RAN AWAY FROM THAT DEMON, TSURUGI KAMIYA! Tsurugi: "...Say that a bit louder..." stray: DEMON! HE'S A DEMON! Tsurugi: "...Thank you." tsubaki: ?? stray: i dont follow traitors... yumikage:....suit yourself then... code 'hodor' authorization approved. *gives tsubaki an apologetic look* take him down, 'baldr'. Tsurugi: *has vanished* stray: ?! wha- *CRUNCH* stray: *SCREAMING* tsubaki: !!! Tsurugi: "You can stop that. Just make it easy on yourself..." Higan: "!!!" *starts to move--* tsubaki: black*star, we have to do something! Black Star: "Let's get in there!" tsubaki: *sword mode* yumikage: ?! what the hell? do those kids have a death wish!? Black Star: "We face Death every day!" *rushes at Tsurugi* stray: ?? Tsurugi: "..." *smirks--as he holds up the Stray in front of him to block any attack by Black Star and Tsubaki* Black Star: "!!!" tsubaki: shadow star. Tsurugi: "Shadow What?" Black Star: *kicks Tsurugi in the head from behind* mahiru: woah! stray: *runs off* Tsurugi: *knocked down...his slasher smile persists* "...Oh, you made a big mistake..." tsubaki: ??! yumikage: damn, those kids are gutsy... Black Star: "Ha! Like I'm afraid of--" *CRUNCH* tsubaki: !!!! yumikage: TSURUGI! DOWN! SIT BOY! stray: *SCREAM* Tsurugi: "But I want to finish this!" *increases his grip* stray: *SCREAMS OF PAIN* Black Star: "Shit!" *swings Tsubaki at Tsurugi's arm* tsubaki: HAAAA- ???: that's quite enough. tsubaki: ?? Tsurugi: "...But I wasn't finished--" ???: tsurugi, i'll give you 25 dollars to stop. Tsurugi: "DEAL!" mahiru: that easily?! ??: seems we meet again, mahiru shirota. for those unaware allow me to explain. Black Star: "The hell are you?!" -the man adjusts his glasses shuuhei: my name is Shuuhei Tsuyuki, deputy director of the death city branch of the neutral organization, C3, its 3rd officer, and acting leader of all parties involved today. we've taken control of the situation, and once we have the stray in detainment we will take our leave. yumikage: tch-, who died and made him king? we're older than you by 4 years. and what the hell is with that long ass title?! Black Star: "You ain't taking no one with you!" -a dark cage surrounds the group- tsubaki: ??! shuuhei: worry not, we have no intentions of killing you or the subclass in your custody, miss nakatsukasa. mahiru: you're the same guys who attacked kuro that one time! just who even are you three?? Kuro: *glares* "You should leave..." *approaches Shuuhei...* mahiru: mad dog trio....just who are you? Tsurugi: *looking at his $25.00* "Just some folks with the same goals as you..." jun: if it's possible, maybe we can cooperate? tsubaki: *tense* yumikage: ....tch-. Kuro: "...Mahiru...I'm not sure we can stand against them...not right now." shuuhei: with that out of the way, we'll take the stray into detainment for questioning, and as per our agreement, the other melancholy subclass present will be left in your care. mahiru: ... misono: ....we'll consider your offer of an allience. tsubaki: on one condition. you wont harm them. stray: tch-...this is your fault you know..if you just stayed out of the way, this wouldnt be happening! tsubaki:....*looks down* Higan: "We were trying to keep you out of this fighting..." -later that day- tsubaki: ...... lavender: you think she'll be alright? Black Star: "...I don't know. C3 keeps intimidating everyone..." naho: hmmm hey! maybe misono's girlfriend knows something! she's kinda in c3...i think. Sakuya: "Worth a try..." *pulls out phone* -the house phone rings- otogiri: yes?......understood.....tsubaki, misono called. there's a meeting at mahiru's apartment. tsubaki: ah. otogiri: it's not right now, it's this weekend. Sakuya: "That's quite a wait...Who knows what they could do to that stray..." tsubaki: .... -days later- Lily: "Welcome...I'm sorry we can't meet under better circumstances." tsubaki: it's understandable. *looks out the window, it's pouring rain* Kuro: *hiding under a blanket in cat form* misono: right, the first order of buisness, the mad dog trio. Tsurugi Kamiya, Yumikage Tsukimitsu, and Junichiro Kurumamori. given our encounters with C3 in the past, working with them might seem like an idiotic idea. but given statistics, they have more resources, more firepower, and possibly more knowledge than we do. shinoa and her friends have been a huge help, but they arent official C3 members, so there's still some things they dont know. tetsu: i remember yumikage, i knew him in elementry school. mahiru: (thinking: was that guy a teacher? he seemed to be a lot older than tetsu...) -knocking- misono: ?? *checks the peephole* shinoa: helloooo? anyone home? misono: O////O s-s-shinoa?! shinoa: hi misono, mind if i come in? Kuro: *peeks under blanket* "Oh. More people." tsubaki: oh, miss shinoa, what brings you here? shinoa: well, C3's gone into overdrive with busy stuff, and i heard some interesting news i thought i'd share with you. mahiru: like what? shinoa: do you want the good news or the bad news first? Kuro: "...This can't be good." shinoa: well, im not sure if it's _good_ news, but the mad dog trio has been given a new task; they'll be your bodyguards from this point forwards. mahiru: what?! misono: seriously?! shinoa: *she nods* Kuro: "...If that's good news, I'm not happy with bad news." Black Star: "We're supposed to accept their help?!" shinoa: sadly, there's no changing it now. mahiru: if that's the case, and if we do have the same goal, then we may as well. shinoa: and now for the bad news...we know what C3 is doing with jinn. turns out, they arent eliminating it....they're stockpi- -knocks on the door- Lawless: *in hedgehog form atop Licht's head* licht: so much rain, an angel cant fly in weather like this... Black Star: "??? You two are here?" mahiru: oh, hey guys. shinoa's here, and we kiiinda have some stuff to explain Lawless: *sits up* "What's going on?" licht: im hungry, make me some honey toast and melon. mahiru: we arent a restaurant! tsubaki: how've you been since the incident? licht: alright. i am an angel after all. tsubaki: and what about you lawless? you did lose a lot of jinn... mahiru: has it been affecting you at all? licht: *grooans* oh has it ever. please just dont get him started... Lawless: "...My healing..." tsubaki: ?? *worried* Lawless: "I-I can't heal like before..." tsubaki: lawless... Lawless: "Something isn't right...I don't even feel like...myself. My name..." licht: hyde... Lawless: "...I don't even feel like that is my name...I don't respond to it like I used to." licht:... *gives him a new dogtag* here, accept it hyde. Lawless: "..." *listlessly picks it up, tries to read the name on it* -hyde- Lawless: "..." *listlessly picks it up, tries to read the name on it* -hyde- licht:.... *pulls hoodie down a bit* the contract needs blood, right? so drink up.. Hyde: "..." *sniff* TT~TT "I-I don't know who I am..." tsubaki:....*pats his back* its ok... Hyde: "..." *cautiously approaches Licht's neck* Hyde: *small bite* licht: nng... *light wince* mahiru:...do you...need a moment? Hyde: *breathing relaxes...he remembers...* licht:...?? Hyde: " 'Hyde'..." licht: *he nods* {ophelia: my romeo...} Hyde: "My Juliet..." licht: ?? Hyde: *sobbing* licht: !!....*awkward hug* Hyde: *clutches Licht* "L-Lost..." -moments later, after hyde calmed down.- shinoa: and that's basically what's been happening as of late. mahiru: your thoughts law-er, hyde? Hyde: "...Why should we? Is C3 really holding onto...what did you call it?" shinoa: jinn. misono: you seriously dont know that?! licht:....!!! a fallen angel! mahiru: ?? *looks out the window to see tsurugi there, surrounded by crows* GAAAAAHHH!!!! misono: WHAT THE EVERLOVING HELL?! tsubaki: ah! shinoa: ah, seems they've arrived. i guess i made good time then, oho~ Kuro: "How did they find us...?" Hyde: *hedgehog form, hides behind Licht* shinoa: they arent here to hurt you. it's like i said, they've been hired to protect you. tsurugi: *blows against glass and writes* 'lemme in, its soaking wet' Kuro: "...You letting them in? Also, where do you keep your sharp knives?" -BANG on the door- yumikage: oooi! is tsurugi in there?! Tsurugi: *shivers* tsubaki: *opens the sliding glass door while mahiru opens the front door* yumikage: dammit tsurugi how many times do i have to tell you not to play with crows while wearing a knit scarf?! IT'LL GET FRAYED! Tsurugi: "I get to do what I want!" *a crow is pecking at his head* tsubaki: *has gotten him a towel* yumikage: still, jeez. and dont go running off like that, jun and i were worried sick! Tsurugi: "D'aw, you do care!" *smirks* Black Star: *glare* mahiru: what brings you guys here? yumikage: pack up your stuff, we're taking you in with us. mahiru: eh? misono: ?! yumikage: as of current, sloth is the only servamp in the area that's still 'intact'. it would be best interest to keep him and his eve protected. mahiru: but what about my uncle?- yumikage: we'll just tell him you've been enlisted into summer camp! shinoa: wrath and gluttony have been contacted as well. Hyde: *glaring at them* Jun: "Hello...Tsurugi, behave, or your last pay will be shoved so far up your--" mafura: *peeeeeek* yumikage: -_-; as if babysitting ONE grown adult wasnt hard enough... mahiru:....*blink*... who is that? Tsurugi: "Someone we brought with us." Kuro: "..." mafura: ^^ are you sleepy ash? mafura-chan's happy to meet you! Kuro: "...Who is Mafura?" yumikage: she's mafura....she has....issues. like tsurugi level of issues. mahiru: she speaks in 3rd person? just how old is she? misono: and what do you mean by 'tsurugi level issues'? yumikage: well- Tsurugi: *pouts at Yumikage* "I don't have issues! I just am quirky!" yumikage: that's one way of putting it... *sweatdrop* misono: care to elaborate? Tsurugi: *pouts* "I like money, fighting--and vengeance." misono: um... tsurugi: tsurugi kamiya~ 26 years old and a slut for money~! i'll do anything you say if you pay me~ i'll even lick your feet and call you daddy! jun: *covering tsurugi's mouth* i am so sorry, we're actually a lot more professional than this Tsurugi: *approaches Misono, puts an arm around his shoulder* "Got five bucks?" misono:....whyyy? jun: down boy! down! yumikage: "I will shove $5 up your ass if you don't stop." Tsurugi: "I'LL ACCEPT IT!" jun: *sigh* i apologize for that, he's...special. Kuro: "In a bad way." misono: kind of like mikuni. 7_7; Tsurugi: "!!! HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM?!" misono: o-o he's my brother....how do _you_ know him? Tsurugi: "YOU ARE THE SPAWN OF THE SAME PARENTS AS THAT GUY?!" misono: *tenses*......... Lily: *pat pat* "Let's...just give them some room." shinoa: oh, i remember your brother, he ran into us when we went to the cafe together! misono: O////O s-s-shinoa!! Lily: ^^ Tsurugi: *twitch twitch* "Why was _he_ at a cafe with you?!" shinoa: i think he wanted to look after his dear baby bro~ misono: shinoa please stop. *covers face with pillow* >/////<; Lily: "Fufufu..." Tsurugi: *growls* -phone rings- Kuro: "???" jun: message from shuu.... 'meeting is taking longer than expected, come back after you get lunch.'...we're getting reimbursed for lunch. FREE FOOD! YES! yumikage: hell yeah! lets go get something really hella good! Tsurugi: "ORDERING THE MOST EXPENSIVE ITEM!" mafura: ^o^ Kuro: "...Weirdos." jun: come on, we'll take you out to lunch, our treat. -later- tsubaki: *about to open the door* Black Star: "Our lives used to be so much simpler..." ???: LET US GO YOU FILTHY BLOODSUCKERS! Black Star: "?!!" tsubaki: ?!?! *opens up the door* hyakuya: YOU! CALL THEM OFF! THEY JUST TIED US UP! mitsuba: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE TIED SO LEWDLY?! Black Star: "...You know what? I'm just happy they did, because I am so sick of whoever keeps breaking into our house." *looks around* otogiri: they were the only ones. mitsuba: we arent here to fight, you idiots! Black Star: *approaches, stares Mitsuba in the eyes* "...What are you here for, you freaking breaking-and-entering pain in the ass?" mitsuba: we were sent to monitor progress. making sure you're keeping them in line, and so far you are DOING A SHITTY JOB! DX< tsubaki: ..... Black Star: "Excuse me--_we're_ doing a shitty job? Did they bite you? Are you still alive and breathing? Yeah?" *kicks Mitsuba's chair down* "You can thank Tsubaki for that, you stupid little shit." shinoa: oh, hello~ mitsuba: SHINOA HELP US PLEASE! Black Star: -_-;;; "Does no one knock?" shinoa: oh, i forgot to mention you'd be visiting their house. my mistake. ^^ hyakuya: -_-; shinoa: i think mitsuba's just salty because she's tied in such a suggestive manner~ mitsuba: >///> s-shut up! -elsewhere- Mr. Tsubaki: *scratching* reimi: find anything? Mr. Tsubaki: *shakes his head* "They hide well..." reimi: ah. Mr. Tsubaki: "I just wish I knew what such an awful group was up to...and I...I..." *scratches* "Arg! Why am I itchy?!" -elsewhere- jun: once again, im so sorry about this. mahiru: O-O; yumikage: aw its awlright juhn, all in good fun, haha! *totally wasted drunk* Kuro: =w= "That liquid was tasty..." mahiru: KURO YOU TOO?! mafura: unyuuuu... *hugging tsurugi's arm* -squish squish- Tsurugi: .\\\\\\. "...How much did she drink?" yumikage: hey, yew're the wun who talked'er into it tsooroogeh. *hic* jun: honestly tsurugi, having her act as your girlfriend like this... mahiru: um.... .-.; yumikage: sherota, yew evur have a girlfriend?...er a boyfriend or whatever? we wont judge, lol. mahiru: O///o w-w-wha?! Kuro: "Nah, he's not with anyone..." *leans against him* "I'm so sleepy..." yumikage: ah, i shee, i never had a girlfriend myself to be honest. tsurugi: that's because he's gaaaa- yumikage: finish that sentence and i'll slug you. Tsurugi: *trying to pull loose from Mafura* mafura: zzzzz.... jun:...well, we should be heading home then. Tsurugi: aww Kuro: "Zzz..." Tsurugi: "Just call us a taxi already...Sleep this off, Mahiru. You're going to have a big day." mahiru: right... Kuro: *snore* Tsurugi: "Jun, can you carry me?" jun: what am i, your mother? Tsurugi: "I'll call you mommy for a price." jun: i think i'll pass. Tsurugi: "Hmph." *looks at Mafura* mahiru: do you have any shame? mafura: *yawn* mmmn? Tsurugi: " 'Shame'? What is that foreign word?" yumikage: it's that sunavabitch's fault yer like this. *hic* Tsurugi: "..." *stares at Yumikage* mahiru: um..... jun:.... mahiru: so how long have you all known each other? jun: we've known each other since elementary school. yumikage: mafura's new though. she's not in the combat squads, touma just dropped her on us for whatever reason. mahiru: touma? Tsurugi: "Boss man." yumikage: and king of the dickbags. Tsurugi: "...Depends..." mahiru: ah....ok then... mr jun, what about you? since we talked about our love lives so to speak- jun: widowed. mahiru: oh.....sorry. jun: ..... yumikage: yeah, sensitive topic man. Tsurugi: "At least you have us, Jun." jun: *smiles* right, thanks guys.....ah, we're here. -it's a kindergarten- mahiru: oh? boy: *runs up* jun: *picks him up* hey scamp, sorry im late. *hug* mahiru: oh, is he your son? boy: im takuto! im three years old! jun: yes you are kiddo. *smiles* Tsurugi: “hiya takuto~!” takuto: churugi! yoomie! yumikage: hey kiddo. jun: eh? no love for your papa? T-T Tsurugi: "You have any siblings, Mahiru?" mahiru: no, im an only child. yumikage: ah, i've got two brothers at home. Tsurugi: "So many tiny children here..." -a young girl hugs a man in a suit- girl: papa! Man: "Hello, sweetie..." girl: *hug* ^^ mahiru: ....*small smile* Kuro: *in cat form* -several children are all over the kitty- mahiru: how shameless! Kuro: ^W^ *on his back* -elsewhere- Kid: *reading* stocking: *nuzzling against him* Kid: *smiles, strokes her hair* stocking: uwu~<3 Kid: *small kiss* "Relaxed?" stocking: yes~ Kid: "Good." *closes his book* "How was today?" stocking: great~ Kid: "What were you up to?" -elsewhere- Vulcan: *asleep at workstation* lisa:....*puts blanket over him* Vulcan: *still dead asleep* lisa:...... -elsewhere- Yohei: *his shirt has baby spit-up on it* chie: *gives him a towel* Yohei: "Thanks...Realities of parenting." chie: yeah, haha. Yohei: "...Should enjoy these moments...Not long before Toru is feeding himself..." chie: *she nods* Yohei: "..." *smiles* "His little feet, walking along the floor..." chie: >u< Yohei: "Walking up to his mommy..." *hugs her* -elsewhere- Arthur: "I will solve this puzzle." -elsewhere- Jacqueline: "I think that's everything. Anything else on the list?" -elsewhere- Touma: *writing* secretary: you called, sir? Touma: "Yes...Give me an update on Jun's mission." secretary: it's still a work in progress, but they have located the eve of sloth's residence. Touma: *smiles* "That's good...I want their report immediately." secretary: understood. mafura:....~? Touma: "??? Oh, Mafura. You're back?" mafura: hiya mr touma! Touma: "How was your trip with the others?" mafura: it was fun, we got to see takuto. *smiles* Touma: "Ah, that's good...What did you learn?" -elsewhere- Joker: *glares at newspaper* "Explosions..." ivy: how annoying. if you're gonna blow stuff up, do it somewhere where it counts, like the 5th brigade's base. or hibana's mansion. Joker: "At least we exercise patience and strategy with our targets." *folds up the newspaper* "If we find these fools, we'll show them." -elsewhere- atsushi: *carrying bags* so much stuff.... Q-Q im gonna be crushed. Dazai: "Here, I'll help." *takes one small bag* atsushi: thank you. TTuTT Yosano: "And don't drop any of them!" atsushi: yes ma'am! Yosano: "Because if you do drop them..." *mischievous grin* atsushi: *sweats* ???: "Thief!" atsushi: ??!! Yosano: "TIGER! DON'T DROP THOSE LEMONS!" ???: *on the phone* "You are screwing me over on this investment! Give me back my money!" atsushi: i wont ma'am! -a girl in a kimono walks past- atsushi: ?? ???: "And if you don't, I'm going to sue you into oblivion!" -bump- atsushi: oh shi- im so sorry sir! ???: "Watch where you're touching! This suit is worth more than your life!" atsushi: i-im so sorry! i didnt mean to- Yosano: *stands before Atsushi, puts a hand out to the Businessman, pats off the dust on his suit* "Please forgive us. Are you at all hurt?" Yosano: *smiles* *KICK* Businessman: "Get the hell off me! You bitch!" *points at her* "I can ruin your life with one phone call! Take all your money--" Yosano: " 'Bitch'?" atsushi: *backing away* dazai help-....dazai? *looks around* *He's disappeared* atsushi: *sweats* Yosano: *clutches Businessman's finger, grins maniacally* "Now you've done it." *CRACK* Businessman: *shriek* Yosano: "Then shall I remove your puny balls, stomping on them until you're a proper bitch under my heel?" Businessman: *screaming* -every male in the area has fled, and several females as well- Yosano: *lets go, smiles politely* "Now, go clean yourself up. Can't ruin that fine suit~" atsushi: *sweating* Businessman: "You're insane! I'll call the cops on you--" Yosano: "Armed Detective Agency. Our address is--" Businessman: ._.; *runs away* Yosano: *smiles at Atsushi* atsushi: um...i think dazai ran off somewhere... Yosano: "Indeed...I'm sure he's fine. We need to get these back to the office. Let's get on the subway--before the cops come." atsushi: O-O; *follows* Yosano: *purchases the subway tickets* "You'll owe me for the cost of your ticket." atsushi: TTuTT yes ma'am... Yosano: "You can repay...when I'm ready." *leads him to their subway train to get on board* -and so- Yosano: "Remember, Atsushi: we cannot be with you 24/7 to protect you." atsushi:...i know... Announcer: ”Hello, passengers, this is your conductor. I apologize to interrupt, but we are proceeding with a little experiment today. I want to evaluate your reactions and sensory input based on unexpected explosions--" *BOOM* civilian: WHAT THE SHIT?! atsushi: ?!?! *The train shakes as blood comes out from under the door* Announcer: "How many died? One? Two? Three? I'm afraid this won't stop unitl one test subject—Atsushi Nakajima--surrenders himself. Otherwise, you other passengers get a one-way ticket to the afterlife. Thank you for your cooperation, and enjoy the ride." atsushi: *paralyzed with fear* -people are freaking out- Yosano: "Huh. Coincidental. I guess you have three options, Atsushi: First, get captured. Second, jump off the train and leave these passengers to their doom. Third, beat this shithead to a pulp." atsushi:..*gulp* i dont really have much of an option, do i? Yosano: "Nope. Not when you're part of the Armed Detective Agency." Businessman: "!!! You again! Save us! I can't die!" Yosano: "...Oh, look, Atsushi. He wants us to save him..." atsushi:...*sigh* damn you morality. alright, lets do this then. Businessman: "Hold on! What did you mean when you said you would..." *blushes* "Make me your bitch?" Yosano: "..." *SLAM* atsushi: *winces* can we go now? Yosano: "You take the back, I'll take the front. Oh, and one piece of advice: kill the enemy." atsushi: *gulp* right. *Scared crowds run past Yosano* Yosano: ("Threatening to kill people in public in daylight...The Mafia is dedicated...") *A lemon rolls by Yosano's foot...her heel pulls out a ring from this lemon, actually a grenade* Yosano: "!!!" *leaps* *BOOM* atsushi: ?! (thinking: this is bad, this is very bad!) *A bomb rolls into Atsushi's view* atsushi:.... O-O;;; *jumps back* *The girl from earlier, holding a cell phone to her ear, leaps at the bomb* atsushi: wait!! Girl: *closes her flip-phone--and knocks Atsushi back from the bomb* atsushi: it's dangerous! you need to go! *An aura forms around the girl...* ???: "Get in my way, and you die." atsushi:.... O.O; *The aura withdraws a sword--and slashes at Atsushi* atsushi: *winces* Girl: "Kyouka Izumi is my name. I too am an orphan." atsushi: ?? Kyouka: "I like rabbits and tofu. I dislike dogs and thunder. Since the Mafia took me in, I have killed 35 people in six months." atsushi: ?! Kyouka: *slices at him again* -Meanwhile- Yosano: *groans in pain* Motojirou: "They sure are making women indestructible nowadays." yosano: tch-, we live in a society of gender equality, it's not the 18th century. its more surprising that a wanted criminal like you would be here. Motojiro: The infamous Motojirou Kajii can't stay in the shadows like other mafiosos. I killed 28 civilians just in the Maruzen Building. Goddamn, it was beautiful...Death is practically an art installation, or an experiment." yosano: an experiment, you say? Motojiro: "God and death! Both are inextricably tied, yet neither can be overcome by science--which makes them all the more enthralling! Thrilling!" *adjusts his visor* "Let's see what is the color of your death..." -meanwhile- atsushi: please, let's just talk about this. Kyouka: *approaches him, and the civilians hiding in the car behind him* atsushi: just step away from the bomb, and it'll all be good, ok kiddo? Kyouka: "..." *slight shake upon hearing 'kiddo'* atsushi: lets just talk this over and it'll be fi- *SLASH* Kyouka: *still has phone to her ear* atsushi: *screams of pain* -meanwhile- Motojiro: "Heh. Expected more of you, Detective." yosano: *wince* Motojiro: "You have no chance to survive...So I will tell you...what death is. An academic interest. If diseases can be reversed, why is death not? Why do people die?" yosano:..heh....*she laughs* you seriously dont know something so simple? Motojiro: "?! What?" yosano: the reason is....you're an idiot. Motojiro: "!!!" *stabs her hand* yosano: *screams* Motojiro: "Thank you for your valuable opinion. I will take it under advisement..." *drops his lemon bombs* "The brain is conscious eight hours after death. I'll come for your corpse later. Until then, take your time to die. Oh! And one question...How does it feel to know that you are dead?" -meanwhile- atsushi: *slumped against the wall* urg... *looks at the hole blown into the side of the train* Kyouka: "I have killed. Stay back. Or they will die." atsushi:... (thinking: this is my fault... these people's lives are at risk, just because they're on the same train as me...) -meanwhile- Motojiro: *re-enters* "So, you cooked yet?" yosano: *laying on the ground* Motojiro: *whistles, as he picks her up to turn her over* yosano: *opens eyes* suprise motherfucker. -PUNCH- Motojiro: "H-How?! Wh-Why?!!!" *blood pouring out his nose* yosano: damn, maybe i should have hit a bit harder. where did i hit again? care to refresh my memory? Motojiro: *trembling, pointing to his left cheek* yosano: thank you~ *PUNCHES HIM IN THE RIGHT CHEEK* Motojiro: *collapsed, trying to get up* "Impossible! Y-You should've died!" yosano: well, i am a doctor. i've seen deaths by the hundreds. you asked earlier, what is 'death'. simple. it's the loss of life. even though we give it our all, some patients just slip away. 'death is the pinnacle of science'?. BULLSHIT! Motojiro: "...Oh no...N-Now I recognize you...The Agency's resident doctor...the healer..." yosano: bingo, we have a winner, what did he win? survey says~.... a special treatment~ *pulls out a big ass cleaver* Motojiro: Q~Q "Eek." -his screams could be heard throughout the city- Kyouka: *points her blade at Atsushi...and is crying* atsushi: it's ok....just tell us where the bomb is and it'll be alright... Kyouka: "I-I...cannot." atsushi: what do you mean? *hearing beeps* ?! Kyouka: "..." *crying, as she pulls back her kimono...* atsushi: .... !!!! -the bomb is there- atsushi: we have to get that off! if we dont, you'll- *CLICK* atsushi: ?! Kyouka: "..." *she's still holding her phone...* atsushi: ... Phone: "Take them with you. Show them what the Mafia can do..." yosano: *over the intercom* atsushi, you still alive? if so, our culprit here told me the bomb is on your end set off by a remote. it'll blow in a minute if not properly defused. Kyouka: *holding back tears* yosano: you can stop it with an emergency button. it's with the mafia on your end. atsushi:...could you please hand it to me? Kyouka: *shakes her head, backs away* atsushi: please, just take the bomb off then! Kyouka: "..." *pushes him back* atsushi: ?! Kyouka: "I am Kyouka. I have killed 35 people. I wish to kill no more." atsushi: (thinking: that phone....it's controlling the demon...so then...she cant control it on her own?) Kyouka: *walks back to the hole in the side of the train...steps back..." atsushi: !!!! *runs out and reaches after her* *She falls* atsushi: NO! *jumps out after her* Kyouka: *dead eyes as she listlessly watches him approaching her* atsushi: *grabs her and yanks the bomb off with all the strength he could muster and holds her close* Kyouka: "!!!" *SPLASH* -BOOM- yosano: !!! shit! *runs* -meanwhile- atsushi: *cough cough* .... *looks at kyouka* Kyouka: *not moving* atsushi: !!! shit.. *tries to give CPR* Kyouka: "..." *cough* atsushi: *phew*...are you ok? Kyouka: "...Why?" atsushi: i didnt...want you to throw your life away...*looks down* (thinking: thank god i didnt tear her clothes, that would have been embarrassing) Kyouka: "...Erm..." atsushi:....??? Kyouka: "...I'm wet." atsushi: oh! um...i'll get you a towel! um....*looks around* there! *points to an onsen* it'll give us shelter from the rain, too. Kyouka: "...I...should have died." atsushi: ..... -the next day- Kyouka: *tosses* atsushi:.... Kyouka: *opens her eyes* "...Oh." yosano: morning kiddo. Kyouka: "..." Kunikida: "Is she awake? I wish to speak with her--" atsushi: ?? i think so... Kunikida: "You." *points at Kyouka* "Name your boss." Kyouka: "..." -elsewhere- Hugh: "Odd guests yesterday." misono: oh? kaori: the poor dears were drenched to the bone... Hugh: *nod* "One was quiet. The other was nervous. And looked like that one subclass we took in." misono: is that right? Hugh: *nod nod* "And then that explosion in the subway/elevated train..." misono: you dont think they were connected, do you? Hugh: "I do." -elsewhere- Patty: "How was the honeymoon?" liz: wonderful. *she smiles* Patty: *smiles* "That's great! So, how much more moving to do?" -elsewhere- rain: TT_TT (thinking: damn you, mr mori!) Michizou: "??? What's with you?" rain: i dont wanna talk about it. TT.TT gin:... higuchi: the boss get you down again? rain:..... Q____Q Michizou: "?? Maybe you need a drink." rain: yes please. TT.TT Michizou: *smiles* "I got a flask here. Or do you want the bar?" rain: maybe the bar. Q-Q... (thinking: hopefully mr nakahara will be there...) Michizou: "Well, after you. Who else here is going?" higuchi: i guess i could use a drink as well. hirotsu: as shall i. Michizou: "Sweet!" *pulls out a credit card* "Start the tab..." -elsewhere- Tsurugi: *snore* mafura: zzzzz.... yumikage: oooi, tsurugi, time to wake up man. Tsurugi: *sleep-talking* "Mikuni, stop that--I'm ticklish..." yumikage: ?? *opens the door*.... !! YOU LIL SHIT! *BED FLIP* Tsurugi: "!!! Ow! What the fuck?!" yumikage: YOU TRIED TO MAKE MAFURA DO SOMETHING WEIRD, DIDNT YOU?! Tsurugi: "??? I did?" *looks around* jun: easy now, judge is in session. what's going on? mafura: *yaaawn* good morning. ^^ Tsurugi: "...Um...I don't know?" -elsewhere- Higan: *looking at rope* naho: morning everyone~! lavender: *streeetch* jeez, those ropes were tight. naho: aaaand good night everyone! *goes back to her room* Higan: "???" *looks to Lavender* "I guess some people just don't appreciate..." lavender: yeah. but in all seriousness, my wrists are a bit sore. *rubs them* Higan: "..." *pulls out some aloe* "Here..." *puts some along his hands to rub along her wrists* lavender *smiles* thanks. Higan: *smiles* "Any time...Hope we didn't wake anyone." -elsewhere- Kid: *picks up Shiori* shiori: hehe! Kid: "Hee hee! Aren't you getting to be tall!" shiori: *reaching for him* uu! uu! Kid: *holds her closer* "What you want, Little Sister?" -elsewhere- Anya: "..." *holding a box with a bow...inhales* ("Okay, Anastasia, you can do this...") *knocks on door to Todoroki residence* fuyumi: yes? Anya: "??? Um...Is this the Todoroki residence?" fuyumi: yes. Anya: "..._Licht_ Todoroki?" fuyumi: ....sorry, wrong todoroki. if you were looking for shouto or our brother, they arent in. and dad's out at work. Anya: Q___Q -elsewhere- Black Star: "Feel better?" tsubaki: a little bit...thank you. Black Star: *nods* "Want me to make anything to eat?" tsubaki: sure. Black Star: "Maybe a little sushi? Or noodles?" tsubaki: i was thinking going out for pizza, just for something different. Black Star: *shiny eyes* "Awesome!" -elsewhere- Arthur: "Get down!" *ducks* shinra: *ducks* Q-Q; *A flaming shopping cart is thrown, just missing them* flame human: *SCREAMS* shinra: ok, that was horrifying. but we cant cower here! Arthur: "They're tossing shopping carts like they are nothing! We can't just run in there or they might throw something heavier--" shinra: then cut them in half! you have a sword, dumbass! Arthur: "Hmph. I just wanted to do some shopping. The only slashing I wanted to do was prices." shinra: -_-; Arthur: "Oh, fine. I'll go slice him then. Happy?" *stands and rushes at the Flame Human* -elsewhere- Johannes: "Long time, no see!" shuuhei: ..... *siiiiiighs* hello. Johannes: "What've you been up? Got any notes I could steal--BORROW?" mafura: ???~? Johannes: "???" *thumbs at her* "Who's the girl?" shuuhei: she's someone that touma brought up from the cells....i dont trust her. mafura: *looking at a lava lamp, wide eyed* Johannes: "...Seems innocent enough. And anyone who is fascinated by lava lamps can't be all..." *staring at the lamp, drooling* shuuhei:..... -____-; Johannes: *still staring--as his hand moves in spite of him and slaps him back to normal...as 'normal' as he is* *smiles at Shuuhei, with a big smile on his face* "So, any new specimens captured?" -elsewhere- Kid: *holds up a wrapped box to Lord Death* lord death: oh? what's this now? Kid: "I didn't think one gift on Father's Day would be enough." *smiles* lord death: aww. *Inside is a framed photograph from the wedding with Kid and Lord Death* lord death: *smiles* you're a grown man now, kid. Kid: "..." *hug* "Yet I will always be your kid." lord death:... *hugs* Kid: *smiles* *pat pat* lord death: ..... Kid: "Father? Are you okay?" lord death: hmm? of course i am...so...when am i gonna have some grandkids? Kid: ._.; "...Um..." -elsewhere- Wes: "I think that's the last box." liz: *smiles* julie: *peeeek* Wes: "??? Oh, hey, Julie." *wave* julie: hiya! liz: hey, kiddo. Wes: "We're unpacking..." *holds up an empty box* julie: oh. Wes: "...I got some crayons. Want to color the box?" julie: yay! it'll be my fort! Wes: "Hee hee..." *looks to Liz* "Any child-safe scissors?" -elsewhere- Tsukiyo: "I think the meal's ready." -elsewhere- Black Star: *pats his belly* "So tasty..." naho: thanks tsubaki! tsubaki: *she smiles* Sakuya: *nods* "Glad for the food." Shamrock: *staring down at his drink* lavender: it's just cola, it wont kill you. Shamrock: "Hmm? Oh, um, yes..." *sips* lilac:... Sakuya: "Lilac? You've hardly eaten..." lilac: i-is that bad? Sakuya: "No, not if you're not hungry. But I think you should eat a little, keep your energy up." lilac:....*tiny nom* Sakuya: *smiles* "Thanks for doing that. How is it?" lilac:...its nice... Sakuya: "Good enough, then." *pushes glass of water to Lilac* "Keep hydrated, too." lilac: *sips* Sakuya: "Great!" *smiles at Naho* naho: ^^ Shamrock: X_TT naho: something wrong? Shamrock: "Just thinking..." naho: about what? Shamrock: "...What happens next? What are we supposed to do?" naho: ?? Shamrock: "...C3..." tsubaki: ..... Black Star: *rests a hand over Tsubaki's* Sakuya: "...Mahiru hasn't had anything good to say about it..." tsubaki: i hope he's alright... Sakuya: "Yeah...Just confused." -elsewhere- Kuro: *holding ice to his head* "Ouch." mahiru: *giving him a blanket* you really need to watch where you're going, kuro... Kuro: "I was tired..." *yawn* mahiru: when _arent_ you tired... Kuro: "...When things aren't so exhausting. These C3 'bodyguards' are taking up a lot of time." mahiru: ....if we do infiltrate them, maybe we can get a better idea of what we're up against...if what shinoa said is true... Kuro: *sighs* "Fine...How do we ingratiate ourselves to them?" mahiru: maybe our 'bodyguards' might know something? Kuro: "...Ask them? Think they'd answer, or would they want something?" mahiru: only one way of finding out... -elsewhere- Hibana: *looks at hospital gurneys* "Any more supplies we're missing?" -elsewhere- Akitaru: "Welcome back, boys! How did the mission go?" shinra: surprisingly well. Arthur: *holds up a grocery bag* "And they had chips on sale." *his shirt sleeve is burnt off* shinra: and i promise not to burn the easy mac this time! Akitaru: "Great!" *pats both boys on the back* "Well, get cooking! Tamaki is already at work in the kitchen--" tamaki: Q-Q *holding what was supposed to be a cake, but turned into a brick* Akitaru: "...Oh boy." Arthur: "..." ("The things I do...") *slices part of the cake with his sword, and tries to take a bite* maki: i wouldnt do that, it might make you sick. Arthur: "I-I'm sure it'll be fine..." *nervous smile* -elsewhere- Kid: *offers a grape* stocking: ahhh~ Kid: *feeds her, smiles...and rests a hand on her knee* stocking: hehe~<3 Kid: "Stocking...I love you." stocking: i love you too kid. i always will. *hug* Kid: *hug* "My wife..." *rests his head on her shoulder* stocking: my adorable hubby~<3 Kid: >\\\\\< "So great." *smooch* stocking: ^/////^ Kid: "I-I just...I mean...You." stocking: hehe, *kisses his forehead* Kid: ^\\\\^ "Hee hee..." *cuddles* -elsewhere- Hyde: *walking, looking down at the sidewalk* soul: yo law- Hyde: *keeps walking, not recognizing the name* soul: dude? *puts his hand on his shoulder* Hyde: "!!!" *turns, pushing back when--* "...Oh. Soul. S-Sorry..." soul: you ok? Hyde: "Just...out of sorts." *rubs his arm* soul: ah. i was just heading back from work, you and licht wanna come over at all? Hyde: "Oh...S-Sure...I think he's around..." licht: hey. Hyde: "!!! Oh...Y-You finished looking around?" licht: yep. *has bags of new stuff* Hyde: "...Anything in there for me?" licht: *holds up a tiny light blue hedgehog leash* Hyde: Q~Q "That's just mean." -elsewhere- Anya: *pouting* "Stupid pain in the backside..." tsugumi: it's ok. im sure you arent the first one to make that error. Anya: "Hmph! He should have just told me his address." -elsewhere- Kunikida: "Where is he?" atsushi: i dont know. i figured he would be back by now... Kunikida: "...If he is out fooling around, I will hurt him." -elsewhere- -students in class 1-A are just chatting around- Izuku: *pointing to a photograph* "We could talk about this one!" ochako: *looks at the board* oh, seems the teacher is assigning partners.... oh, cool *got partnered with mina* jirou:....are you kidding me? *partnered with aoyama* Bakugou: *stares at Shouto* "...Okay, at least you won't slow me down on this." momo: *sigh*... -_-; Eijiro: "Oh, awesome! I got the smart person!" *squee* tsuyu: hmm. Denki: "...Um, any major fights you want to include in your--I mean, our report?" -and so; at ochako's house- ochako: hmmmmm.... hey mina, god any ideas? Mina: "Um...Maybe this fight in Paris? The outfits they wore were incredible!" ochako: that's waterloo, right? Mina: *nod nod* "Look at the tiny man with his hand in his suit!" *giggles* -at momo's house- momo: now to review, the battle of gettysburg took place in which year? Eijiro: .w.;;; "...18...70...5?" momo: the first two numbers you got right. but it was actually 18_63_ Eijiro: "At least I got the right century! I was only off by...um, 12 years? And I know who fought there! It was Abe Lincoln! With his battle axe!" momo:...*sweatdrop* -at katsuki's house- Bakugou: "Boring...dull..." -elsewhere- Izuku: "Mom, where's the soda?" inko: in the fridge, honey. Izuku: "Thanks! Iida, what do you want to drink?" *holds up flavors of soda...that all have All Might's face on them* tenya: *sweats* i'll have some water, thank you. Izuku: "Okay!" *hands him a glass...from a cupboard full of All Might-shaped mugs* -elsewhere- Aoyama: "She then blinded her opponents with her radiance! Her glorious personage made her enemies fall at her feet!" jirou:....aoyama.....what does that even have to do with the alamo? Aoyama: *he's holding up dolls as he re-enacts the Alamo on a Lego set* "...I thought history needed a polish of glitter to really make it shine! Also, why is it only men in this battle?" -elsewhere- Mineta: "It's a really cool battle, where half-dressed girls slam their butts into each other!" tokoyami: that's nice. *not even listening to him as he types on a document about the revolutionary war* Mineta: "We should totally get classmates to re-enact those battles--for historical significance!" *looks over Tokoyami's shoulder, reading report* -elsewhere- Ojiro: "Hagakure, do you see the book on the Peloponnesian War anywhere?" -elsewhere, in some place- rain: *walking as she hears two people talking* ?? ???: "La la la..." *slight singing* rain:... ?? *peeeeek* Akutagawa: "..." *aims at Dazai's neck* rain: O-O; *backing away slowly* Dazai: *smiles* "Oh. You're here." rain: ?? um... Akutagawa: "You know why you are here, Dazai..." *glances at Rain* "...Lock the door." rain: um..s-should i be in here or not? o~o; Akutagawa: "...Stay. And see the punishment that awaits anyone who defies the orders of the Mafia--" Dazai: "D'aw, is that any way to talk to your former b--" *SLICE* rain: !!! O-O;;;; Dazai: *silently takes the slice* Akutagawa: "You won't be wearing that smile much longer. Not after we annihilate your agency and seize the Man-Tiger." rain: *trembling* Dazai: *coughs, then laughs a bit* "...I doubt that. After all, your old boss has a message for you..." Akutagawa: "???" Dazai: "His new subordinate is so much better than you." *then looks at Rain* "Your boss kind of sucks. Maybe you should leave here and join--" *SLICE SLICE SLICE* rain: 7~7; well i agree with him that mr mori is the worst ever. Dazai: *coughing up blood, but laughing* "Not the boss I meant, but yeah, he's kind of a dick, too..." rain: um... .-.; Dazai: "Say, how about you loosen these chains on me, sweetheart?" rain: um... ._.; Dazai: "Then we can get out of here, go to a bridge, and fulfill a lovers' suicide pact--" rain: i think i'll pass on that offer, sir. ._.; 7-7; *mutters* plus i actually like someone else. Akutagawa: "Stop ignoring me..." *punches Dazai in the gut* Dazai: "Ouch! Ha ha--" *Fist to the jaw* Akutagawa: "...Rain. Bring a towel." rain *goes to do that* Dazai: *spits up blood* "She seems nice. Maybe she'll improve your group, since so many of your employees here are subhuman grumpy humorless incompetent jackasses with bad body odor--" *PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH* -in the hall- rain: *running and ends up tripping* ah! Tachihara: "Yo, watch where you run." rain: s-sorry.... *sigh* (thinking: i wish it could have been mr nakahara who caught me, it would have made me feel better.) *A hand touches lightly along her back* rain: *YELPS! and almost falls over* *She is lifted off the floor...and starts hovering* rain: eh? o///o Chuuya: "There. You're off the ground now, Rain." rain: .///////. t-t-t-thank you mr nakahara sir! mafioso: nice save, chuuya! Chuuya: "Of course it is..." *he keeps her hovering* mafioso: .////. higuchi:...chuuya, you can put her down now. Chuuya: "Huh?" *looks up* "Oh. Okay." *disables hover power* rain: *lands on her butt* >///< Chuuya: *holds out a hand* "Get up." rain: *takes it* um... *AHEM* t-thank you...mr nakahara... .///.; Chuuya: "Sure." Tachihara: "Good work, shorty." Chuuya: *glare* rain:... oh! right! towels! i need to get towels! *runs off to do that* Chuuya: "??? Towels?" Tachihara: *glances at the door* "Huh. Must be bloody again." higuchi: .... Chuuya: ??? Higuchi, what's the deal?" higuchi: well, ryunosuke's 'interviewing' dazai and- Chuuya and Tachihara: "Dazai?!" higuchi: well, yes....althought it's more like an interrogation than- Dazai: "AAAAAAAAH!" higuchi: ?!?! Dazai: "Get it away! Keep it away from me!" higuchi: what the hell is he doing to him?! Dazai: "Keep those legs away from me! Diseased! Disgusting! Vermin! EEEEEEK!" higuchi: O_O; gin: .... ._. Dazai: "PROTECT ME FROM THE ROACH!" -elsewhere- Kyoka: "More, please." *holds up plate* atsushi: TTwTT (thinking: my poor paycheck...) Kyoka: *sips her drink* "...What are we doing after lunch? Where are we going?" atsushi: *looks at kunikida* Kunikida: *sipping his tea* "Atsushi is taking you where children like to go and play." ("Prison.") atsushi:...um..where would that be? Kunikida: "What children do. Take her to the park." atsushi: ....ok then. -elsewhere- Mr. Tsubaki: *in fox form, panting* reimi: ?? Mr. Tsubaki: "Summer...heat..." *collapses* *whine* reimi:... *picks him up and takes him into the shrine wash room* Mr. Tsubaki: *whimper* "Hot..." reimi: *puts water into a basin and places him into it* better? Mr. Tsubaki: ^W^ *sigh of relief* *nods* "Thank you..." reimi: *smiles* Mr. Tsubaki: "Aaaah..." *POOF* reimi: O-O; Mr. Tsubaki: *in human form...in the buff* "...Um...Fur was keeping me hot..." *stuck in the basin* reimi: *averting eyes* <-<;;;; Mr. Tsubaki: *covers himself* "Sorry." ^^;; "Um...Guess I need a few minutes..." -elsewhere- Sakuya: *fanning* -elsewhere- Kid: *snore* stocking: ..... 7u7 *smoooooch* Kid: *eyes break wide open* "...Am I dreaming?" stocking: nope~ *nose nuzzle* Kid: *giggle, nuzzles back* stocking: i love you~<3 Kid: "Love you, too." stocking: mmm.... Kid: *cuddles* "I love being by your side." stocking: hehe....you know....its been a while since our last 'session'~ Kid: "Oh?" *rests a hand on her hip* stocking: 7w7 Kid: *slides his hand up her side* -elsewhere- Relan: *lies in bed* "So soft..." shinra: just washed the sheets today. *smiles* Relan: "Th-That was very considerate." ^\\\^ shinra: *smiles and strokes his cheek* Relan: .\\\. *soft moan* shinra: *small smooch* Relan: *small smooch back...he lies back* tamaki: aHEM shinra: !!! TAMAKI! D8< Relan: "Eep!" *hides his face* "What are you doing in here?!" tamaki: please lock the door if you're gonna do stuff like that. Relan: .\\\\. *looks at Shinra* "I thought _you_ did?" shinra:....oops. -elsewhere- Black Star: "Anything I can do?" naho: think you can help us with our test for classes? Black Star: "Um...School work isn't my best. What's the subject?" -elsewhere- chie: *getting the camera out* oh my gosh! *squee* Yohei: "Excellent!" toru: *playing with the sippy cup full of orange juice..which spills* chie: oh! oopsie. toru: D8 Yohei: "Aw, it's alright, Toru." *takes a paper towel and lays it down* "See? It'll dry." chie: ^^ Yohei: *holds up the wet paper towel* "See?" -elsewhere- Hibana: "Bubble bath, sweetie!" hanako: ^w^ Hibana: "Want any toy?" *holds up a rubber ducky* -elsewhere- Jacqueline: *folding laundry* blair: hello~! Jaqueline: "Blair! Hi! How are you?" blair: been well. my brother visited a while back. Jacqueline: "Oh...Um...Is he...I mean, does he...transform?" ._.; -elsewhere- Lily: *resting in the onsen* "Maybe the rest of this summer will be of some relief." misono: hopefully... Lily: "...There is also something else I wanted to request from you." misono: and that would be? Lily: "Go out on a date." misono: w-w-what?! .-. Lily: "It would do you good! Get to know your girlfriend a bit more--" misono: oh..r-right... 7-7; Lily: *smiles* "See? I knew you'd be happy around her." *smirk* "And you even call her your girlfriend." misono: *slumps in the water* oh shush. Lily: "Aw, don't be like that..." *pats his back* -elsewhere- Kid: "Ah~" stocking: you like that, kiddo~? Kid: "Y-You know I d-d-do..." *exhales* stocking: hehe~ good boy. Kid: "I-I just want to...be obedient..." stocking: *smirks and tightens her grip on his length* Kid: "Ah!" *shudders* -elsewhere- Kyoka: "..." atsushi: *on the ferris wheel with her* .... (thinking: if i take her in to the authorities...she'll be locked up for the rest of her life...and when she's of age...she'll probably be executed...) Kyoka: "..." *points outside* "Which building is that?" atsushi: *squints* that's the DWMA. from what i know, it's one of the major aspects of the city. Kyoka: " 'DWMA'? What does that stand for?" atsushi: umm... *looks at phone* 'death weapon meister academy' Kyoka: "Oh. 'Death.'" *looks down* atsushi:.... *sweats* i heard there's a nice cafe not far from here, i think it's called 'spring bird cafe'. Kyoka: *lifts head up* "I want tofu." -elsewhere- Anya: *asleep on the couch, muttering* miss misery: ...?? *carries her to bed* Anya: *mutters* "Please stay..." misery: ?? Anya: *sleep-talking* "I don't want you to leave me..." -elsewhere- Mr. Tsubaki: *sipping ice cold tea* "Thanks again." reimi: it's not a problem. ^^ Mr. Tsubaki: *smiles* "You are very kind. I suppose shrine training is one partial explanation." reimi: i guess. Mr. Tsubaki: "...If I may ask, why did you join the shrine?" reimi: ...i lost my family to the flames. the shrine took me in. Mr. Tsubaki: "Oh...I'm sorry." ("Losing family...") reimi: its fine. im happy where i am now. Mr. Tsubaki: "..." *looks around* "I can see why..." reimi: i've learned a lot about the people of this town. like how kirei is part of a family of known enchanters. not as famous as the zukimura clan, but still fairly well known. Mr. Tsubaki: *stares at Reimi* "Kirei is powerful, then?" kirei: i think it's more of skill over power. it does give peace of mind to the locals. and if she's able to keep benimaru in a level head, she has to be doing something right, haha. Mr. Tsubaki: "Ha ha...Yes." *points outside* "Speaking of which, I see them..." *sigh* "They look happy." -elsewhere- Black Star: *covers Tsubaki's eyes* tsubaki: *small smile* black*star, what are you up to? Black Star: "Aw, how did you know it was me?" *smooch on the cheek* tsubaki: hehe~ Black Star: *hug* "I got something for you..." tsubaki: oh? Black Star: *holds up a small shopping bag...inside is a bath gift set* tsubaki: black*star, that's so sweet. *smooch on the forehead* Black Star: ^\\\\^ "I hoped you'd like it!" -elsewhere- Kid: *panting* stocking: *panting* h-how was that? Kid: "So...So..." *kisses her neck lightly* stocking: *pouts* so-so? Kid: *lifts up his head...smirks* "So amazing..." *his hand lingers over her sex* stocking: ahhh! >///o Kid: "You took me to levels never before..." *rubs lightly* stocking: *soft moan* Kid: "Stocking..." *massages her* "I want to please you..." stocking: *sighs of approval* Kid: *starts to grind along her* stocking: kiiiid~ Kid: "I want to please you..." *straddles her, his hands at her wrists** stocking: k-kid please...i-i want it~ Kid: *removes his hand from one of her wrist, as he guides himself into her* *soft moan* stocking: *shuddering* f-fuuuuck~ Kid: *thrusts slowly into her* stocking: *panting in time to his thrusts* Kid: *holds her wrists as he alternates his pace, quickening and slowing, hardening as he looks at her excited body* stocking: *shivering and panting* Kid: *he lets go of her wrists, clutching her hips and letting his head rest by her side, his chest along hers as he grunts* stocking: *pulls him close to kiss him* Kid: *kisses her back, holding her close* -elsewhere- Hyde: *wearing the hedgehog leash* -_-; romina: well aint you as cute as a summer strawberry! Hyde: "I feel like someone's pet." julian: well, technically speaking, you are. Hyde: D: "But...that's a technicality. I don't like leashes..." Hyde: "Now, if I was in human form..." =\\\\\= julian: O////O d-d-d-d-dont you think that's going too far?! >////< Hyde: "I'm just being honest!" -elsewhere- Tsukiyo: "--and this girl had this little rabbit doll." hinata + hikage: *listening* Tsukiyo: "It was the last possession she had after her parents died..." -chop- fang-hua: dont upset them. Tsukiyo: "Ow!" *rubs her head* "But it's a true story..." hikage: proof or it didnt happen! Tsukiyo: .w.;;; "Um...Well, I mean, I read it online..." -elsewhere- Black Star: *making the bed, picking up the room* lilac:.... Black Star: "Oh, hey, Lilac! You cleaning up your place?" lilac: um.. y-yeah... Black Star: "Need any help?" lilac: i-if you want to.... Black Star: "Sure!" *pulls out broom and cleaning supplies* "Any dust bunnies in your room?" lilac: p-probably... -the room has hardly anything, save for some pajamas and a futon- Black Star: "Huh...No collectibles?" *sweeps under the futon* lilac: i-i dont... have much... Black Star: "Maybe we can get you something good for your birthday..." *dusting the curtains* lilac: *cough cough* Black Star: "Oh, gee, sorry!" *offers a mask* lilac:...t-...thank you... Black Star: *smiles* "Not a problem. Man, I thought Shamrock would be the one doing this, though. He must be slacking off--" Shamrock: D:< lilac: i-i think...he's been having a r-rough time...recently... Black Star: "??? Yeah, I get that...But keeping busy usually can let someone work through that..." -elsewhere- Rin: "I got the popcorn!" -elsewhere- Jacqueline: "Blair dropped this off." *holds up a basket* kim: ooh, neat. Jacqueline: "Wonder what she left in here..." *takes out a jar of fruit preserves and pumpkin cookies* kim: ooh, looks delicious. Jacqueline: *nods, as she hands a cookie to Kim before biting into another* "Mmm! Really tasty! I wonder what her recipe is..." -elsewhere- Victor: "Seen Nozomi around?" karin: she went out to get groceries. any reason? ^^# Victor: "Was going to ask her something. I'll talk with her when she gets back." *polite smile* -elsewhere- Johannes: .w. metsu: *helping customers check out* thank you for your patronage.