#and it almost works

[tennessoui]

(prev anon about anakin being a zeus kid) yeah that makes a lot of sense! anakin being unable to do what he enjoys hurts so much but is also so real for him. love palps being zeus’ kid lmao would he be aged down or still old, like another member of camp staff?

it is very angsty (anakin being in a plane phase but his mom has instilled upon him the importance of never flying ever because Zeus would absolutely strike down that plane because of who anakin’s dad is)

But I also think it would be a little funny like. 25 year old bitch Obi-Wan rescues this kid from a Minotaur or something and gets pulled into a cross country trip to try and get him somewhere he can be safe and one day anakin’s prattling on about planes and obi-wan is like that’s a great idea why don’t we fly to New York!

and anakin is like. No mom says I can’t fly or else the plane will be struck by lightning and crash and I’ll die

and obi-wan is like. what.

[biologicalresearch]

I don't have time atm to draw it but I never considered how funny the height difference between Cpl. V and Capt. Sporeplayer is in the context of V committing identity fraud tbh

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50

[artistic-cocoon]

Saw someone on twt say they wanted to see Percy drawn like Yusuf Dikec and I couldn't help myself

[canisalbus]

✦ Freshly ordained ✦

[hellenhighwater]

I was walking out of court yesterday and the deputy working the security desk goes 'stay safe out there!" And I go, yeah the sidewalks are pretty slippery. He responds, "hey, do you carry?' and I said no, because we're very much not allowed to bring guns to court. And he goes, "You want some mace? or a knife? we got extras"

so now I have some random mace and a knife.

Just in case.

[the-phantom-peach]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

what are you expecting

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

[blueskittlesart]

Dear Big Brother

kind of a sequel to this comic

[hinamie]

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[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Mikes talk about their extended family..

[artsarasp]

Do you ever think about the fact that in canon PIDW Mu Qingfang was the only peak lord to survive? Mu Qingfang being too powerless to do anything important but being too useful to die sure is something-

[Congratulations on completing your first mission -Mu Qingfang-!]

[Masterpost]

[drawerbread]

happy pride month fellow gay ppl on my screen!! have some griddlehark (figure skating au)

[inkskinned]

you know, you know. no gods, no masters, no kings on pedestals. everyone is fallible. death of the author. you know! you are balanced about your intake of media - you allow the wiggle room, the grace, the gratitude, the skepticism. nobody above criticism.

but still. a weird gut-punch feeling, something akin to betrayal. you read the article. surprise! an author you love is actually: a serial fucking predator.

well, shit. what now. no, you knew he was a person (all people are), but now you're wondering - what have i overlooked by accident? what messages have i internalized that are strange and cruel? and also, like, what the fuck?

his actions lay a thick glaze on top of everything. like each place is now ruined, opaque in a new way. but okay, fine, you've done this before. you knew better, right? you've been betrayed by many a cherished childhood author.

still, this stickiness. fuck. can you pick up that book again. will you read it to your children. you've recommended it to others - will you ever do that again? and of course, of course, no parasocial relationships. you were theoretically above this kind of sentiment. but the artist informs the art, right.

so it's not something as clear-cut as feeling he owed you, specifically (a stranger) better behavior - just that you kind of, in a distant and odd way... sort of trusted him to do better. it's not like a real trust or something speakable, just the faint hope that the product (good books) was a thin representation of the soul. now it feels like the product (good? books?) was a mask. in some small or insignificant way, your previous support of this person lent them power. your money and your time and your laughter.

and the thing is - you have this terrible, echoing sensation. how many times will this happen? over and over. you find out that the singer you love is actually a predator. you learn over drinks that your favorite high school english teacher is in jail for what he did to her. you listen to the news idly and suddenly discover that a woman you used to idolize has been abusing her kids for an actual eon.

what can you touch without the static melting off. you can't even really complain about it too much (you were supposed to know better, and besides, you don't want the same re-split "it's not your fault, love what you love" basic advice), but now it's here. somehow, it feels like - you let him into your life.

it's not that things need to be pure or an artist has to be like, endlessly perfect, mindful. demure. it's more just this terrible truth that has been replayed through your veins so often it feels criminally vain. power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. did you want any one person to be worth that power?

it's just that he wrote books where he seemed to understand that. he seemed to know about hierarchies and unfair systems and bigotry and privilege. you thought they were books about what it means to struggle. you thought they were about having power and still using it for good rather than for control. he spooned you a narrative of being a good guy, a kind soul. you fucking bought what that fucking monster sold.

maybe that's why they were fantasies, after all.

[lazylittledragon]

what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually

[puppppppppy]

who is your favorite AA character? 👁️👁️

ziska… I hope capcom brings her back someday