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tennessoui · 10 months ago

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(prev anon about anakin being a zeus kid) yeah that makes a lot of sense! anakin being unable to do what he enjoys hurts so much but is also so real for him. love palps being zeus’ kid lmao would he be aged down or still old, like another member of camp staff?

it is very angsty (anakin being in a plane phase but his mom has instilled upon him the importance of never flying ever because Zeus would absolutely strike down that plane because of who anakin’s dad is)

But I also think it would be a little funny like. 25 year old bitch Obi-Wan rescues this kid from a Minotaur or something and gets pulled into a cross country trip to try and get him somewhere he can be safe and one day anakin’s prattling on about planes and obi-wan is like that’s a great idea why don’t we fly to New York!

and anakin is like. No mom says I can’t fly or else the plane will be struck by lightning and crash and I’ll die

and obi-wan is like. what.

#asks #obikin #pjo au #and yeah Palpatine would be his old self #lrobably big in American politics #very evil #tries to convince anakin that he doesn’t need obiwan because he’s so powerful #and only another person with that same power can help him and understand him #and it almost works

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biologicalresearch · 2 years ago

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I don't have time atm to draw it but I never considered how funny the height difference between Cpl. V and Capt. Sporeplayer is in the context of V committing identity fraud tbh

#a man half the height of your friend tries to steal his identity #and it Almost works

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 1 month ago

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bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50

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artistic-cocoon · 4 months ago

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Saw someone on twt say they wanted to see Percy drawn like Yusuf Dikec and I couldn't help myself

#My art #Critical Role #Critical Role fanart #Vox Machina #Percy de Rolo #I have not drawn CR fanart in a hot minute but that tweet activated me like a sleeper agent #Also I think I got the little lore stuff right? I almost put Whitestone on the shirt but I looked and Whitestone becomes part of Tal'Dorei #So I think this is technically more right #Someone correct me if I'm wrong and I'll change it. because it WILL bother me if I'm wrong #Edit: I decided it's fine as is #Unless god himself (Matthew Mercer) comes down and tells me how the Olympics would work in Exandria I'm leaving it like this

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canisalbus · 6 months ago

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✦ Freshly ordained ✦

#a packless dog will happily accept his collar or something like that #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #maybe you might benefit from a little bit of context in this case #Machete becomes a priest at around 20 or so #he has trained all his life for this goal #he has worked himself to the bone and sacrificed so much #because he believes it would make him respectable and worthy and give his life a purpose and meaning #he gets his very first cassock from the tailor's and it immediately fits like a second skin #for the first time ever he feels like something he wears actually makes him look kind of nice #the hard part is over it'll be smooth sailing from here on out #there's a period in Vasco's and Machete's lives where they were apart for almost a decad #they met in their late teens when they were both studying in the same university in Venice #became friends and then lovers #but had to separate when Machete graduated and Vasco dropped out #Machete was ordained as intended and Vasco followed his father into politics #they meet again unexpectedly in their early 30's thanks to their similar jobs #Machete had became a cardinal secretary of state and Vasco was a Florentine diplomat #this takes place shortly after he had lost contact with Vasco and before he reconnects with him again

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the-phantom-peach · 2 months ago

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unstoppable force vs immovable object

what are you expecting

#game’s almost out #too bad I’ll be working all week ;;#legend of zelda #the legend of zelda #tloz #loz #echoes of wisdom #eow #eow zelda #zelda #tri #artists on tumblr #my art

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blueskittlesart · 27 days ago

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Dear Big Brother

kind of a sequel to this comic

#FINALLY FINISHED IT. THIS HAS BEEN SITTING UNFINISHED FOR ALMOST A FUCKING YEAR #and of course i get around to it right after making that stupid masterpost. well there's another one to add i guess #anyway. this was originally now that you're gone part 2. basically aryll's counterpart to their dad's perspective #botw #loz #skribbles #i will say ignoring this for so long was good actually because it confirmed my suspicions that my pen pressure no longer works #the way it used to. so if you see any weird inconsistencies between panels or pages it's not me it's my fucking tech #for some reason i need WAY more pressure than i used to to get the same level of opacity in sai which is. not great for my hands #but whatever ive gotten used to it by now. ignore the inconsistencies in this comic its fine

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fox-mulder-gets-pegged · 2 years ago

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I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack #imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother #random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother #bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was #but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that?#anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week #this has been weighing on me for ten years #im almost tempted to blaze this post

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hunxi-after-hours · 5 months ago

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"If rest becomes a form of recovery from work, as is the case today, it loses its specific ontological value. It no longer represents an independent, higher form of existence and degenerates into a derivative of work. Today's compulsion of production perpetuates work and thus eliminates that sacred silence. Life becomes entirely profane, desecrated."

—Han Byung-Chul, The Disappearance of Rituals (trans. Daniel Steuer)

#quotes for keeping #maybe this is on me for not reading kierkegaard #or really any modern western philosophers at all hhh #but I'd never thought of rest as something independent from recovery #there's a lot being said about the need to rest and give time for yourself these days #but rest is always framed as a way to recover and recharge before diving back into work (production)#and not like. the end in and of itself. the stillness that grants access to sacred silence #UGH WHY DIDN'T MY EFILE HAVE THE TRANSLATOR'S NAME. GOD.#IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE DON'T VALUE THE WORK OF PROFESSIONAL TRANSLATORS. WOW

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hinamie · 2 months ago

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#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #geto suguru #satosugu #jjk gojo #eye strain/#eye horror/#like i said ik this concept has been done before and probably better than this but i hope that i did it Okay #i hope all the eye strain was not in vain gjhfgsh the amount of blue light in this image is not recommended by doctors #smh gojo ipad baby confirmed #too much screentime.png #in other news im happy i came up with smth else 2 put alongside the piece itself !!#was playing around with filters and effects and i was like ooh what does the binarization button do #makes it look like found footage is what it does i love it SO much #i almost like it better than the coloured version but i would rather die than let a day and a half of rendering go to waste #esp after i already scrapped the intended p2 #still i would have posted the full b/w one side by side but it made the post look so busy and distracting and awful #so it's just geto's face ig smile :)#happy i stuck it out w this!!!#fr all i dunk on gojo gdi his aesthetic n design works so well with glitches and messed up technology #tb to tht other gojo + teal + glitches piece i did frever ago captioned smth like 'watch what you eat'#the glitch brushes in my inventory exist fr him and him alone

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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The FNAF Mikes talk about their extended family..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #mike schmidt #henry emily #aunt jane #fnaf movie #fnaf pizzeria simulator #fnaf fanart #AUNT JANE FINALLY MENTIOMED 🔥🔥#tbh I didn’t mean for it to take this long just to draw Jane but here we are #I still got a handful of fnaf movie characters I still gotta draw BAHA #one day I’ll do em all #THIS IS a lil joke of comparing Michael and Mike’s extended family relationships #it’s actually kinda interesting we don’t get much insight into Michael and Henry #but I always kinda assumed Henry was close enough to the family to be considered family #so to Michael Henry is his uncle #and they have a complicated relationship in their later years #WHILE MIKE knows aunt Jane and doesn’t like her BAHAH #she did keep trying to bank off Abby #and sent a crew to vandalize his work to get him fired #SO YEAH UNDERSTANDABLE they don’t have the strongest relationship 💀💀#the differences are pretty funny though.. ones angsty and the other is almost comedic #no shade to aunt Jane btw we love awful women here 🙏🏾

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clownowo · 2 years ago

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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔#so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me.#chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character.#because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you

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onthecrescentofthehill · 7 months ago

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I really liked this post saying how this scene reminded OP of the Evrart Claire chair moment and I really. couldn't resist.

#dungeon meshi #kabru #laios touden #disco elysium #i almost made up proprietary skills for him since they're character specific but man. i work six days a week. maybe my next thought project

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krysmcscience · 1 month ago

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At long last: either an alternate explanation for or continuation of my prior comic regarding how Bill was ABSOLUTELY naked in Ford's karaoke night drawing. (Because errors in art do not exist. Artists do not make mistakes. So if you see any in this comic, No You Do Not.)

I am so normal about these old dorks.

I'm not really clear on exactly when Bill started throwing his desperation book at Ford just like a needy ex do, but I find it extremely funny to imagine it happening literally the day of or after the makeshift funeral. Bill just gets this weird sense of 'Ford is taking steps to move on' and CANNOT FUCKING ABIDE.

I hope you enjoy all the goofy things I added to each page of Bill's sad spieling. (Everything SHOULD be readable so long as you view the full size, but I have added basically this whole little fanfic in the image descriptions, LMAO, which lays out all the little written notes and such.) Also don't ask how Bill managed to sneak that vampire pen in there. I have no idea, and honestly? I don't wanna know.

Oh, and a little bonus comic:

Of course Bill would take it as flirting. Because between the two of them, Bill is the bigger masochist By Far. :)

Also I have continued applying The Good Place logic to any of Bill's attempts to swear. Case in point, one last bonus image, this time with a motivational line from my slapdash Theraprism OC, EV-01:

Yes, its name is just 'love' backwards. No, I will not be taking any feedback on this. Yes, EV-01 was only ever assigned to Bill's case due to the Theraprism being desperate to make some progress in rehabilitating him. No, it did not work anywhere close to staff's expectations - Bill didn't even appreciate EV-01's matching fondness for bowties! (He claimed the fondness to be "cultural appropriation" and insisted he'd been traumatized by it.)

Anyway, if you like my stuff, reblogs are very much appreciated, and if you really really like it, perhaps consider my commissions or yeeting a teeny tiny tip my way? I am trying to recoup over 500 dollars in vet bills, ahaha... 🙃

In other news, I loved all the fun tags people added to the prior naked-karaoke comic (such as 'the hat and bow-tie stay ON during sex' and the classic '[insert keysmash here]', as well as the many amused/bewildered remarks about how I either made the bricks a piece of clothing or just straight up peeled Bill's skin off). However, I think my favorite thing by far was the several people losing their shit over the fact that I gave Bill toes. Like, excuse me? The magical talking triangle can have fingers but not toes??? Since when was that a rule????? 🤣 (Also the one person who reblogged with the cropped panel where Bill's fishnets pants are falling off to ask why Bill peed himself. Dude, I want to examine your brain...?)

Okie-dokie, I'm sick of looking at all of this stuff now and I'm off to go to work, after which I will either scribble some more goofy "Billford" comics or perhaps draw my lame human!Bill in Situations, idk yet. Maybe I'll even finally draw more than just a single other person's human!Bill...? Who knows, but I sure hope I can mix it up a little and not turn whatever I draw into a month-long fukken project. >:\

#fanart #gravity falls #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #the book of bill #comics #i can't believe gravity falls and billford keep on trending almost three full months after the book of bill's release #this is incredible #maybe i will add more tags later idk #i have to go to WORK now blehhhhhh #oh right: Do Not Repost (good luck anyway lol. this is So Many images and all of them are Big XD)

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dingbatsy · 7 months ago

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Happy #RadioStaticWeek! Day 1: Confession(?)

But he'd rather die than confess...

#alastor #voxal #radiostatic #staticradio #vox #staticlovetune #radiosilence #my art #dingbatsy #hazbin hotel #phew that was close!#you dont want him thinking you have FEELINGS or anything!#sorry vox #your serenade almost worked #radiostatic2024

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mycurrentobsessionis · 10 months ago

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Arabella: Halsin, how do I get revenge on someone who's wronged me? Halsin: Well, little one, the best revenge is letting go and living well. Arabella: ... Arabella: Astarion, how do I--

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate astarion #baldur's gate halsin #astarion #halsin #bg3 arabella #honestly this works for almost any of them #wyll and karlach would join because they think arabella deserves revenge but she's too small

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