#and is obsessed with it?? 😆

[devouredher]

this is a plot starter call ! here are some plots i would like to write. for my own creative sanity, i will not do multiple threads based on one plot (or maybe 2 idk depends on my mood lmao). if one gets taken i'll cross it off! before agreeing to do any of these plots with me, just know there will be no fluff or cute shit here. possible taboo & trigger warning ahead !!!

* do not reblog this post.

(1) we're at dinner with your friends, and i force you to sit on my lap. your friends think it’s cute im possessive over you when really my cock is deep inside you.

(2) didn't realize you were my daughter when i picked you for a private lap dance since it's so dark in this strip club (based on this comic)

(3) your father is a porn photographer and you got roped into helping him set up the lighting for his next shoot. with all the porn playing in the background, the two ends up fucking. (loosely based on this comic 1, 2, 3) *thinking about using da.vid har.bour for this even though i dont have him as a muse, but any of my men could work*

(4) i'm only supposed to be sliding my cock up and down your folds, when it slips inside you. (based on this comic x x)

(5) also always a sucker for secret fucking plots but especially based on this or this

(6) heard about this not so secret glory hole and realized it was you. decided to fuck you anyway. (insp. from x x)

(7) your over religious parents think your possessed when reality you're just acting out (or maybe not, can be innocent still) so they hire the most respected priest at your church to do an exorcism on you. (this is the vibes x x & x) might be a doing the nasty in front of your family but they think he's just performing an exorcism lmao

[myokk]

from my oneshot, note-taking 🫶🫶🫶

[thewritetofreespeech]

Could I request Gojo getting huffy and puffy because he's jealous that his s/o's been baking and cooking for the students?

Of course, while everyone gets muffins, Gojo gets a whole cake for himself, so he's all smug.

It took all his training to slip past the threshold of the door undetected.

He usually didn’t need stealth for his mission. Being the strongest, he could just go in, guns blazing, get the job done, and be home by supper time. But this was different. Gojo felt like all his training as a jujutsu sorcerer had led up to this moment.

“HEY!”

Gojo flinched. So close….

“What did I tell you about keeping away from those muffins?!”

“I just want one.” Gojo whined at [Y/N]. His long fingers just inches away from his prize. If he was quick, he could just snatch one and run away. But he would never do that because he was absolutely terrified of what they might do if he actually disobeyed their order to not touch the muffins.

“Those are for the kids tomorrow because they’re going to have a long day. Honestly Satoru, everything isn’t about you.”

Gojo stood to his full height now with a sigh and shoved his hands in his pockets. “I mean….isn’t part of the agreement on being married that I get all your sweet treats? Both baked and well….other things….” He winced at the small smack they landed on his shoulder.

“Don’t be gross. The kids are gonna have enough to deal with with the Kyoto team. Not to mention their friend coming back from the dead.”

“The Kyoto team is a bunch of nobodies.” Gojo scoffed. “And, Nobara-kun and Megumi will be so excited to see Yuji that they won’t need muffins. The sweet feeling of friendship will be all the treat they need.” He winched again when they smacked his hand away from the plate.

“I think they would prefer the muffins.”

They were putting the muffins in a box and closing the lid. Now that they were cooled there was no chance of Gojo getting one. He honestly wouldn’t be surprised if they put a cursed seal on it.

“If you don’t touch the muffins and be a good teacher tomorrow, and don’t fight with another from the Kyoto team, I will make you a cake to celebrate the kids passing the Goodwill event. Deal?”

His eyes began to sparkle in excitement. But then it faded as he thought for a moment on their deal. “I’m going to need some guidelines on what ‘fighting’ means. If Utahime comes after me I have to defend myself, right?”

“If you antagonize Utahime into attacking you then that doesn’t count.”

Another long pause. “I’m going to need some guidelines on what ‘antagonizing’ means before I agree.”

[estebunny]

esteban ocon sharing 10 things he loves

via GP Racing August 2024

Marvel Cinematic Universe - I'm a big fan of superheroes and all the Marvel films. I've watched them many times, recently with my girlfriend. We caught up on 20 years of Marvel movies in one month, which was pretty good! I've also used them as inspiration for some of my special helmet designs. Like the one with Spiderman in Austin a few years ago or Deadpool in Vegas last year. And there's more to come, for sure.

Diabolo Fraise - This is my favourite drink. It's very French. You may not have heard of it, but in France you can go into any bar and order it. They'll know what it is. It's a strawberry syrup with lemonade: very sugary, but very, very nice.

Table football - I like table tennis a lot and table football - foosball - as well, which is very French. I got a table football set for Christmas and I'm always very competitive.

The smell of fuel - It's hard to explain, but I just love the smell of fuel. Not diesel, not kerosene, not ethanol. But unleaded, 98, no ethanol in it - I have a weird addiction to it. I grew up in a garage because my dad was a mechanic and I just loved that smell, always. And I remember once he saw me trying to take a sip of it - when I was five or six years old - but fortunately he managed to stop me because I was really about to drink it! It hasn't changed to this day. It just smells so good…

Five Guys burgers - Burgers are my cheat meal. And when I want a proper one, I go to Five Guys because it's awesome. Double bacon cheeseburger with mushrooms and medium fries - nothing beats it! And if it's Saturday night, the Five Guys on the Champs-Elysees in Paris, with friends, it's just perfect.

Bowling - I'm good at it. In the town where I grew up there weren't many things to do in your spare time. And on weekends it was a simple choice: either go to the cinema or go bowling. More often than not we went bowling. Of course it got competitive. I'm not a pro, not even close, but my personal best is 190, which isn't too bad. That's where I am at the moment, but hopefully I'll get to 200 one day - it won't be easy, but we'll see.

Sim Racing - Of course it helps. A lot of drivers use it as a training tool, but I like it a lot too. And even if I wasn't a professional driver, I think I'd still do a lot of sim racing. I like to compete - and Gran Turismo is always fun.

Drifting - We sometimes organise something with Mick Schumacher and my friend Thomas Neubauer, who drives for Ferrari in GT - and have a bit of competition. It's all about who can reach the maximum speed at the maximum angle, so it's always fun. I also like off-road buggies. That's what we do a lot with friends - take a day off and go through a track in the woods, stop and have a snack, enjoy the scenery. I like motocross - but I can't really do it, because it's a bit dangerous. My dad broke his leg when he was younger so I know it's not a joke. But I'm sure I'll get on a bike one day.

Tuning cars with my dad - I really like cars. It may sound like an obvious statement from a racing driver, but there aren't too many petrolheads among us drivers. But it's one of my passions. I didn't like it so much before, but now I love putting my hands in cars. It gives you a better understanding of things if you're really into it. With my dad we love to tune cars every now and then, experimenting to make them go faster. It's great because we have no restrictions, or rules. So we can make something that wouldn't necessarily be allowed on public roads, but could be a great track car.

Radio-controlled cars - This is something I do a lot, also with dad. It reminds me a lot of the times we did karting together. It's very similar, only the cars are smaller. I like the 1/8 scale TT category, nitro version, not electric, and find it interesting because you can do it on all terrains. I love the setup side and the competition. I'm not a pro, although if I'm honest I'm not too far away - and one day I'm sure I'll be competing at a more serious level. In F1, there are a few drivers who are very good. Lewis Hamilton, for example, you could see he did it as a kid and he hasn't lost it. And Oscar Piastri is also good. Of the three of us, he's probably the best because I think he's competed at a national level in Australia. I've had the chance to race against pros, but only during test sessions. But in the future I'm going to compete for real.

[historical-fashion-polls]

for the purposes of this poll we'll be focusing on the two figures on the right, since the leftmost figure's outfit is hard to see and also isn't very comparable with the other two

submitted by @courfeyracs-swordcane 💛🩶

[savingsallow]

— my fave childhood friends to lovers✨

Callan Gaunt belongs to bb @girl-named-matty ❤️‍🔥

amazing shots by the QUEEN: @acslytherpuff 👑

[apocalyp-tech-a]

No, I have not forgotten about this dude and by this dude, I mean Tech. It's CX-2sday y'all! Incidentally, it is also Tech Tuesday. COINCIDENCE? I think not.

[mrsfitzgerald]

OH MY GOD IT’S HERE 😆💓

it’s sooooo huge!! (despite the fact that I ordered the smallest size since I have a 1.5 bed, it's not my room in the photo 😁)

ahhhhh it’s soooo so soft and plushy 🥹🥹🥹

my hand compared to the size! and the print came out very well! i was afraid the image would be blurry but it came out perfect! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

jesus.. this is so funny that now have it 😆

[slutpoppers]

Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow (2005)

[leafywillow]

💎💠💎

[postmariannizm]

I have a very unpopular opinion on snapedom.

If we were a little bit less butthurt about everything and a little bit more fun, maybe more people would be willing to join the fandom - but we behave like a bunch of Leon Trotsky cultists that have to defend a fictional man from teenagers.

Snape would love to be hated by teenagers. Snape would cherish that. We should cherish that. We should be worse than Snape.

[dreamings-free]

5/9/24

[myokk]

No fanart today🥲🥲 I drew some portraits today instead!!! My beloved Robert Plant & Kurt Cobain🤌🤌🤌

(plus the ballpoint pen art that proved to me how insane I am about drawing🥲😆)

[grimblie]

[ridasart]

doodle of leah, tally and flossy from wanton acts by josephides

[indiiglow]

Impeccable vibes indeed 👌

^ those are the SAME GOD DAMN COLORS as that iconic Dark Souls 3 image and I cannot tell you how happy this makes me. So fucking good. 10/10