#and is obsessed with it?? 😆

[devouredher]

this is a plot starter call ! here are some plots i would like to write. for my own creative sanity, i will not do multiple threads based on one plot (or maybe 2 idk depends on my mood lmao). if one gets taken i'll cross it off! before agreeing to do any of these plots with me, just know there will be no fluff or cute shit here. possible taboo & trigger warning ahead !!!

* do not reblog this post.

(1) we're at dinner with your friends, and i force you to sit on my lap. your friends think it’s cute im possessive over you when really my cock is deep inside you.

(2) didn't realize you were my daughter when i picked you for a private lap dance since it's so dark in this strip club (based on this comic)

(3) your father is a porn photographer and you got roped into helping him set up the lighting for his next shoot. with all the porn playing in the background, the two ends up fucking. (loosely based on this comic 1, 2, 3) *thinking about using da.vid har.bour for this even though i dont have him as a muse, but any of my men could work*

(4) i'm only supposed to be sliding my cock up and down your folds, when it slips inside you. (based on this comic x x)

(5) also always a sucker for secret fucking plots but especially based on this or this

(6) heard about this not so secret glory hole and realized it was you. decided to fuck you anyway. (insp. from x x)

(7) your over religious parents think your possessed when reality you're just acting out (or maybe not, can be innocent still) so they hire the most respected priest at your church to do an exorcism on you. (this is the vibes x x & x) might be a doing the nasty in front of your family but they think he's just performing an exorcism lmao

[leescheyenne]

soft for wifey ❤️

[thewritetofreespeech]

Could I request Gojo getting huffy and puffy because he's jealous that his s/o's been baking and cooking for the students?

Of course, while everyone gets muffins, Gojo gets a whole cake for himself, so he's all smug.

It took all his training to slip past the threshold of the door undetected.

He usually didn’t need stealth for his mission. Being the strongest, he could just go in, guns blazing, get the job done, and be home by supper time. But this was different. Gojo felt like all his training as a jujutsu sorcerer had led up to this moment.

“HEY!”

Gojo flinched. So close….

“What did I tell you about keeping away from those muffins?!”

“I just want one.” Gojo whined at [Y/N]. His long fingers just inches away from his prize. If he was quick, he could just snatch one and run away. But he would never do that because he was absolutely terrified of what they might do if he actually disobeyed their order to not touch the muffins.

“Those are for the kids tomorrow because they’re going to have a long day. Honestly Satoru, everything isn’t about you.”

Gojo stood to his full height now with a sigh and shoved his hands in his pockets. “I mean….isn’t part of the agreement on being married that I get all your sweet treats? Both baked and well….other things….” He winced at the small smack they landed on his shoulder.

“Don’t be gross. The kids are gonna have enough to deal with with the Kyoto team. Not to mention their friend coming back from the dead.”

“The Kyoto team is a bunch of nobodies.” Gojo scoffed. “And, Nobara-kun and Megumi will be so excited to see Yuji that they won’t need muffins. The sweet feeling of friendship will be all the treat they need.” He winched again when they smacked his hand away from the plate.

“I think they would prefer the muffins.”

They were putting the muffins in a box and closing the lid. Now that they were cooled there was no chance of Gojo getting one. He honestly wouldn’t be surprised if they put a cursed seal on it.

“If you don’t touch the muffins and be a good teacher tomorrow, and don’t fight with another from the Kyoto team, I will make you a cake to celebrate the kids passing the Goodwill event. Deal?”

His eyes began to sparkle in excitement. But then it faded as he thought for a moment on their deal. “I’m going to need some guidelines on what ‘fighting’ means. If Utahime comes after me I have to defend myself, right?”

“If you antagonize Utahime into attacking you then that doesn’t count.”

Another long pause. “I’m going to need some guidelines on what ‘antagonizing’ means before I agree.”

[myokk]

[apocalyp-tech-a]

No, I have not forgotten about this dude and by this dude, I mean Tech. It's CX-2sday y'all! Incidentally, it is also Tech Tuesday. COINCIDENCE? I think not.

[mrsfitzgerald]

OH MY GOD IT’S HERE 😆💓

it’s sooooo huge!! (despite the fact that I ordered the smallest size since I have a 1.5 bed, it's not my room in the photo 😁)

ahhhhh it’s soooo so soft and plushy 🥹🥹🥹

my hand compared to the size! and the print came out very well! i was afraid the image would be blurry but it came out perfect! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

jesus.. this is so funny that now have it 😆

[postmariannizm]

I have a very unpopular opinion on snapedom.

If we were a little bit less butthurt about everything and a little bit more fun, maybe more people would be willing to join the fandom - but we behave like a bunch of Leon Trotsky cultists that have to defend a fictional man from teenagers.

Snape would love to be hated by teenagers. Snape would cherish that. We should cherish that. We should be worse than Snape.

[ddefender]

My THK inside out 😀

[dreamings-free]

5/9/24

[indiiglow]

Impeccable vibes indeed 👌

^ those are the SAME GOD DAMN COLORS as that iconic Dark Souls 3 image and I cannot tell you how happy this makes me. So fucking good. 10/10

[highladyjane]

Been having a headcanon all morning that Azriel and Elain will have a daughter named Azalea conceived between some of those bushes in the garden during one of their "clandestine meetings"...

Besides being a very near combination of their names...

... Which also reminded me of when Elain was in Illyria:

"If Elain was a blooming flower in this army camp, then Nesta…she was a freshly forged sword, waiting to draw blood. [...] Nesta stared them all down. Elain kept her focus on the dry, rocky ground". (ACOWAR, Ch. 51) 

It's just the perfect name for our flowery gardener and her Illyrian 🌸🦇

Also, Happy Vernal Equinox to us on the Northern Hemisphere!

🌱🐛🌷🦋🌸🐝🪻🐞💐

[midnightinjapan]

Just realized that Lestat is a Scorpio

[wonderfull-star]

PFFF- these three look hilarious-

[ridasart]

doodle of leah, tally and flossy from wanton acts by josephides

[meiloorunsmoothie]

i am now wondering how many people have realized why my blog title is "apple juice"

[wispurring-moss]

been being plagued with more of one of my incredibly self-indulgent nonsense au's all day today as i reacclinate to normal adult life-under-capitalism again lmao