#and im working on talents or skills or whatever. i logged out so you just gotta know what i mean lol

[aloysarrow]

Dude. Leveling up in HSR is so tedious. Like I get that that's the game. It's like math and stats and shit bc it's all turn-based. But it's still boring af for me. As unhappy as I am with Genshin, to me personally it's still more fun to play vs HSR bc you are actually playing in Genshin. :/

[chimcharstar]

1-100 TELL ME ALL

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name?

Jesse

2. How old are you?

22

3. When is your birthday?

dec 9

4. What is your zodiac sign?

sagittarius

5. What is your favorite color?

purples

6. What’s your lucky number?

9

7. Do you have any pets?

no

8. Where are you from?

bc canada. my great grandparents are from russia

9. How tall are you?

5 something

10. What shoe size are you?

7?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

3 that i actually use

12. What was your last dream about?

i dont remember my most recent one but i had a banger of a dream i described in another post

13. What talents do you have?

i think expressing myself, or music, i have some talent that needs discipline

14. Are you psychic in any way?

well i am a spiritual person, in a way. and growing up in a toxic drama filled family, i have Developed the Skill of guessing how people are feeling and what they are gonna do. and i analyze dreams. so not psychic but i am really interested and intuitive whats goin on in there

15. Favorite song?

for some reason https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oilVq8-F4_Q colours by roosevelt ive been obsessed with lately i just loop that shit. loop loop loop. blaringit into my ears and speedwalking down thestreet. the beat.!!!! i feel like I  took all the colours

16. Favorite movie?

spiderverse. i really enjoyed always be my maybe.

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

someone who doesnt make me feel like im Too Much

18. Do you want children?

not RIGHT NOW

19. Do you want a church wedding?

i have no idea actually. id want a special wedding definitely.

20. Are you religious?

yes, i honestly feel like i just come like this, i dont go by any books and i dont want to be associated with christians. if i be too religious i start getting the Bad Feelings

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

yes visiting sick relatives. and one in a psyche ward.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

i got a parking ticket

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

no. maybe i did and i had no idea who they were because id never heard of them

24. Baths or showers?

showers.

25. What color socks are you wearing?

alien socks that are green and black

26. Have you ever been famous?

no. what does that even mean !!!!

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

yes because money but noooooo. its hard when one person definitely doesnt like me. if im famous some people just wont like me and theres going to be more of them

28. What type of music do you like?

stuff with electric guitars in it. funk. bops. i cant get enough lately

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

no

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

one. and sometimes NONE. i dont fucking know why its just more comfortable. id lie down on a floor and pass out

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

i usually cant fall asleep unless im on my face with my arms tucked under me for warmpth and general log shape. after that though its chaos. dreamin

32. How big is your house?

BIG!!!!!! so many rooms. so many people. 

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

on a Functional day, cereal. not because its my favourite thing but it doesnt require a lot of attention and its easiest to tolerate. my appetite is just. like this

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

HELL no.

35. Have you ever tried archery?

in my child days i shot my hair elastics around and pretended i was fighting aliens. this is definitely archery.

36. Favorite clean word?

i dont really think about words like that. pizza is a nice word.

37. Favorite swear word?

bitch. its really fun to say.

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

not all that long. if i was up the entire night i am usually sleeping in midday no matter where i am. ive disappointed many teachers. its called not caring.

39. Do you have any scars?

yes, but theres no dramatic stories to them, just me not leaving scratches and bites alone as a kid. they look kind of cool though. and theyre so mysterious. youd think id have scars from self harm but no.

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

i believe so...

41. Are you a good liar?

yes, when i am 100% like morally committed to lying.

42. Are you a good judge of character?

NO. my thought process is: its rude to assume someone is going to behave badly, and they will be offended and have hurt feelings if you anticipate that. i have to like. treat everyone with exactly the same respect unless theyre a dick. otherwise its being judgmental. and it ends up as naïveté. but im okay with that . the price of being a good person

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

i could do a british one once i guess LOL and it looks like now ive Absorbed a mexican accent but i never really try to talk in other accents

44. Do you have a strong accent?

i dont know how to answer this

45. What is your favorite accent?

idk i like new things i havent heard before. and thinking about how other languages work. theres a lot of different accents at my work and i honestly enjoy listening to them

46. What is your personality type?

that.... INFJ. see. psychic

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

one of the gay jackets

48. Can you curl your tongue?

dont think so

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

innie

50. Left or right handed?

left

51. Are you scared of spiders?

depends. i had these big house spiders in my dungeon at my parents house, and id just be “hi” and set them free. but if i see one where im not expecting it i might yell a lot and tell everyone and run around and then set it free

52. Favorite food?

tacos from my old work. i was indeed. screaming, lost in the sauce. i waited until i was away from the restaurant because i knew all my dignity would vanish

53. Favorite foreign food?

idk... i need to eat more curry. i need more curryin my life. bring it on.

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

clean

55. Most used phrased?

“this slaps” i feel like ive been saying that a lot

56. Most used word?

I

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

a whole entire fucking hour (when i wake up) otherwise 5min

58. Do you have much of an ego?

i do, but i hide it. 

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

chomp chomp. i am not a patient man.

60. Do you talk to yourself?

yes, when i know no ones around, or when im not worried about seeming like a crazy person at work

61. Do you sing to yourself?

nah

62. Are you a good singer?

no. i can sing and it sound okay.  nice even. but good??? like beautiful?????? no.

63. Biggest Fear?

someone dying, natural disaster, new illness

64. Are you a gossip?

maybe. i feel like i have the Tendencies and then im like “am i being a bad person right now”. i want to know the deets though.

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

i Simply Dont Have the Attention for Those

66. Do you like long or short hair?

BOTH . long hair is more fun to draw. short hair is hot

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

fuck no. why would i. fuck off. i dont care about your states.

68. Favorite school subject?

ART ART AR T

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

introerverte

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

no

71. What makes you nervous?

people who are not Definitely Cheerful

72. Are you scared of the dark?

no. unless i think about things to scare myself on purpose

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

no unless they need to know. because im not a fucking ANIMAL

74. Are you ticklish?

depends. i can be not ticklish if im determined.

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

i dont think so... i started a rumor i was from mars

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

maybe i was supposed to train some girls and then i probably didnt do a great job and they didnt listen. they say my job now is somewhat authority and im like...... ok...... 

77. Have you ever drank underage?

no

78. Have you ever done drugs?

no

79. Who was your first real crush?

someone whos OUTTA MY LIFE

80. How many piercings do you have?

two? i got them pierecd at claires lmao and i didnt get an infection because im  so salty. then i took them out because they were from claries

81. Can you roll your Rs?“

hell yes

82. How fast can you type?

so fucking fast. faster than my work finder helper. im fast im very fast

83. How fast can you run?

IM VERY FAST

84. What color is your hair?

orange

85. What color is your eyes?

green

86. What are you allergic to?

im still trying to figure that out. whatever it is gives me hives

87. Do you keep a journal?

yes. so i can get better at handwriting and just talking in general and hear what my voice sounds like. and to have a space away from other peoples needs and pressures

88. What do your parents do?

my mom is a stay at home mom and my dad shoots pop bottles into the sky

89. Do you like your age?

sure

90. What makes you angry?

everything. cabbage. i swore about cabbage for a long time the other day. i am just full of anger. 

91. Do you like your own name?

YES. i mean i chose it i better. honestly my first name ......... i feel self conscious about it sometimes. i think it was the only name for me though. it wasnt the ideal most wonderful namei could find because those didnt fit, it was MY name.

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

im going to have two sons and im naming them brick and rusty.

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

yeah, i want a boy a girl

94. What are you strengths?

my strengths doing all 100 questions, this is serious muscles

95. What are your weaknesses?

the exhaustion of jumping from one question to the next especially when they are vague. im not complaining this was my idea

96. How did you get your name?

i pfound it in the baby name book and i was lie  “hey yyy, i saw that name in black beauty, lets use it for my gay coded villain what the hell!”

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

no but i did have some ancestors who lives i a mansions andhad fucking SERVANTS. before you call me problematic my other part of family was like sewing things and not going to school 

98. Do you have any scars?

weve been over this. when im older im going to get a cool scar fighting a dragon

99. Color of your bedspread?

pink, white, blue

100. Color of your room?

white

[gremlinpikachu]

dva dmon and sleep

legally im not allowed to kin but i gotta say i got mad vibes from d.mon and am thus far projecting all my personality onto her and making a few dvamon headcanons including but not limited to

- i feel like they may have randomly met online and developed this friendly rivalry after the two kept murdering each other in-game for like 10 consecutive matches, which would eventually lead to them playing together competitively and deciding to get matching handles for the sake of it (which is a bit of an alteration of this headcanon where that’s what they called eachother in-game when they got mad)

- yuna is really loud and boisterous probably to overcompensate the fact that she’s 5′1 and hana would comment on that whenever yuna got particularly pissed off at the results of a match

- before they met in person hana would get annoyed that she only played with yuna every 2 days or so because the woman seemed to disappear for days on end and then, whenever she’d log on she’d just reply with ‘lmao hi sorry, was sleeping’ (d.va: jesus christ, is all u do sleep?? d.mon: most of the time)

- eventually, after they joined the same esports team and moved in with the rest of the crew in some whatever apartment, yuna didn’t give them the best first impression because the first few weeks they only barely saw her for scrimmages and the rest of the time it felt like she was always sleeping (a fact hana was already aware about)

- despite this, she still maintained an amazing level of skill when she played with them and managed to keep up with her other responsibilities so she got came off looking like an effortlessly funtional lazy bastard to the rest of the team and, eventually, to their evergrowing fanbase (which she very much enjoyed and hana was very much annoyed at) 

- the few times they’d see yuna awake when she wasn’t scrimmaging with them she was either out in the kitchen getting food and, after some small talk with whoever was in the kitchen at the same time, immediately going back into her room 

- what puzzled everyone was how, during these brief conversations, she would talk about tv shows and other games and things that had happened to her within a time frame that none of them thought made any sense if all she ever did was sleep, so they started joking that she was a vampire and actually stayed up all night,,, which, wasn’t exactly super wrong

- she’s not a vampire obviously, but, eventually, after a particular asynchronous week during which hana barely saw yuna, she went into her room to confront her about it and found out that yuna’s sleep schedule is fucked up ten ways till sunday

- she tells hana that she naturally stays awake for 36-48 hours at a time and then passes out for 12-24hrs (d.va: what kind of fucked up circadian rhythm is that???) which is what caused so much asynchronicity between her and the rest of the actual normal human beings that lived with her 

- she also explains that during that time she’s awake that’s when she’s doing all the same shit they’d be doing when they were awake, and that she actually puts in a lot of effort into keeping up her skill, staying online for 20hrs a time, but she asks hana not to tell the rest of the team because she liked pretending like it was an effortless skill

- before hana can address anything else, she asks yuna why the fuck does she sleep like that and yuna gives her a heartfelt answer that

- when she used to sleep regular human hours, her anxiety over what she’d have to do the next day would keep her up at night and leave her unable to sleep right, which ended up leaving her super tired during the day because she would always sleep less than she wanted to 

- she eventually found out that, if she stayed awake for long enough, she could still function pretty well and, afterwards, instead of lying awake in bed for 2-3 hours a night, her body would be so physically exhausted that she’d just drift off to sleep ‘its like a hard reset’ 

- hana is completely thrown off by every single word yuna is saying, 20% because she thought the night owl rumours would be just partially true (which well, technically they were, in a crazy ass way), and 80% because she was completely wrong about the kind of work ethic that yuna had (ie. that she actually had one and wasn’t a lazy bastard) and the kind of person she was, which completely changes her perspective on yuna

- she asks yuna why she wouldn’t want the others to know about it and yuna replies with something like ‘well, ‘i know its not an ideal sleep pattern but i’d rather they just keep thinking i’m lazy cos people don’t try to change lazy if the lazy is getting results’ and dva is like ‘you realize now that it is my legal obligation to badger you into synchronizing your schedule with mine, right’ 

- what ends up happening is quite the opposite, with hana partially (and secretly, to everyone but yuna) screwing up her sleep schedule to try and stay awake with yuna because haha hey guess what, she totally doesn’t want to spend every waking moment with this crazy girl

- the team manager and the rest of the team notices an intense decrease in hana’s performance in the scrimmages, which frustrates yuna to no end because she’s like ‘god i also want to be around this dumbass all the time but my schedule is screwing her over’

- because of this, the manager implements some changes and yuna starts to notice that eventually people do want to change lazy and that because of her effortless talent façade, the manager starts to expect more from her because she wants to see her ‘put in some actual effort’

- and this is where hana has to stage an intervention and be like ‘dude, you can’t keep hiding this from people anymore, you’re letting them put way too many expectations on your shoulders!!’, which ends up becoming a double intervention and somewhere along the way ends up with ‘hey, yuna... do you think it would help you sleep better if i was there with you?’ 

anyways folks this is getting long i could write a fanfic about this entire concept but it’s too much effort hmu if anyone actually reads this and wants a continuation

[yuckubus]

disclaimer: i love all my mutuals and respect their opinions, y’all will be missed if you decide to unfollow after i pour my judgmental heart out

1. the most well-rounded member of bts, is hoseok. yall can argue that it’s jk, but i said what i said 

2. minghao with a mullet is godtier; out of all the male idols with mullets, he is The king. 

3. speaking of seventeen, a lot of their songs are very edm-inspired but it works really well for them 

4. woozi deserves recognition for the songs he produces, like i really hope he gets an award for his production skills bc he’s amazing 

5. i feel like most wonwoo stans, stan him for his beauty and not his talent (which, he’s not a bad rapper)

6. that being said, i wish he (wonwoo) played around a little more bc his flow is kinda predictable. not only that, but he can do more than just rap lowly and get loud.

7. seokmin/ dokyeom > jungkook, in terms of vocal ability. he’s just better 

8. imo, in terms of like younger groups i guess? leader wise, namjoon is the best leader. im not saying other group leaders like scoups, for example, are bad at their abilities to lead, but i think nj really is. 

9. spring day, don’t leave me, the truth untold, best of me, and whatever else yall try to advocate as good songs...are not good. they dont do anything for me. sorry

10. also just one day is the superior rnb bts song. 

11. house of cards didn’t deserve all the hype it got. like, its good but it hasnt done anything for me since i heard the full version.

12. while im not as into got7 as i used to be, ya’ll took all the stuff that happened with got7 and RAN lol like yall really went in on them and still do and it’s sorta.. annoying? like i get why people do not like certain members (i really do!!) but its tired now. it has been for a while 

13. speaking of got7, if they did more stuff like just right (since it worked so well for them) and the flight log trilogy, ESPECIALLY turbulence, it would be effective

14. I dont know why people think lucas from nct is so dumb, he just has moments 

15. speaking of lucas, i dont see any purpose for him in nct. he doesn’t provide anything special or new except some personality and physical beauty.

16. sm either needs to get rid of some members of nct, or really talk to these niggas bc he doesnt seem to care about anyone but mark, taeyong, jaehyun, and doyoung...and sorta lucas 

17. jungwoo is a product of taemin. either that man is his father, or he’s a relative. 

18. in terms of like newer and young rappers, mark lee is the only one with some potential; sometimes, he lacks, but he really is the only one 

19. jaemin and jeno ended and revived kpop with their verses in Go! 

20. chanyeol and sehun go off in some exo songs, especially forever. they’re still not great rappers.

21. exo has the better vocal line and bts has the better rap line. i just ended every pointless, unnecessary fanwar.

22. the exo l x army beef is so..stupid like all of y’all look childish. deadass. it’s never that deep unless both sides really said some serious shit and, most cases they dont so literally shut up lol

23. astro’s danceline are amazing

24. JEALOUSY BY MONSTA X? SLAPS. HARD

25. kihyun’s voice is absolutely beautiful and deserves that recognition bc he really has such a beautiful voice 

26. Pentagon’s first album is THAT first mini album. if you havent invested time in it, please do

27. like the wonwoo thing, mingyu and wonho stans only stan these boys for physical attractiveness. I see something all the time (on twitter) anout wonho’s body and not really much about just him. this sounds fake deep, but forreal 

28. stan twitter in general has great memes and stuff, but they are quite literally, the worst set of fans i have ever seen. facebook fans and instagram fans are just evil too but stan twt is satan. 

29. in terms of talent level in twice...there’s 9 girls and only 4/9 really do something. i do love them though

30. tzuyu is great and shes so pretty but that’s it. the personality and everything else, where is it

31. imma be honest, i think chaeyoung is the prettiest

32. kyla isnt coming back to pristin, we all know this. it’s just time to face it 

33. people only care about like 5 members of pristin, and theyre all in pristin v...there was a reason for their creation lol

34. miss shannon, aka sungyeon, of pristin? she’s got lungs and deserves to be seen as more than just her round face 

35. MISS JOY is That member of red velvet

36. i dont think this is unpopular, but all the good rapper idols would be so much better if they just didnt sink into a niggaboo phase

37. ALL MEN WHO RUN ENTERTAINMENT COMPANIES (I.E. JYP, SM, YG, HITMAN BANG, AND WHOMEVER ELSE) ARE EVIL. IDC 

38. i dont,...really care for jennie; she overdoes the cuteness sometimes 

39. rose would be so much more powerful if she dropped the sza syndrome (I hope this isnt offensive, if it is please let me know)

40. if wendy wasn’t the leader and main vocalist of red velvet, her ass would have already been gone for that crap she pulled again

41. girl groups? are just as low down and dirty with their racism and antiblackness but that stuff gets hidden really well unless you look it up...or are mamamoo 

42. IOI SHOULD HAVE LIVED LONGER THAN WANNABE. no one wants to hear that shit, ioi was giving us bops but after that year was up, they couldnt wait to get rid of them...but wannaone still exists. ok

43. all the my idols are gay legends stuff is kinda annoying now... like...you dont know their actual sexuality, so stop trying to justify your weird ass argument with proof from 1997, it’s not cute (this could be said about yoongi, but i mean in general)

44. people dont see holland as more than his sexuality, and what i mean by that is, a lot of people dont care about him or wont until he starts interacting with male idols, so people can start shipping them with him

45. kpop stans do women involved with male groups so fucking dirty, like ya’ll cannot wait to tear them down due to your insecurities as a fan. You’re not marrying any of them, so pipe the fuck down  

46.nonblack stans, especially on twitter, dont really care about black issues lol yall do that fake oh my god im so sorry :( then use some form of aave with ?????????? and then move on. 

47. IF KPOP GROUPS WOULD JUST ACKNOWLEDGE AND PROPERLY APOLOGIZE ABOUT THEIR PAST ACTIONS, MAYBE WE CAN LEARN AND MOVE ON; BUT THEM AND THEIR COMPANIES REFUSE TO. it’s like trying to feed a baby who doesn’t wanna be fed 

48. people are allowed to still be upset about an idol’s past actions. it is valid ESPECIALLY if you are a fan of color. You are also allowed to unstan and not explain yourself bc no one’s gonna beat your ass for it. 

49. these idols and their companies dont really care about their fans as much as they want y’all to believe. i believe they care to a degree, but it’s exaggerated

50. none of yall are family; you can say it a million and six times, but you really only believe that if you are not a person of color.

51. ya’ll do not know these idols like you think you do; they choose what they want you to show, even in their “RAW” shows; they are not going to let you see them in their 100% real self, ya’ll are strangers to them 

52. being on kpop social media is exhausting, and idk how any of yall are able to do it 24/7. kpop is not that interesting enough for me to be around all day and all night. 

53. Idol groups that play instruments deserve the world 

54. that being said, i hope that n.flying, day6, and the rose get recognition because they’re out here being multi-talented, funny, and good looking. 

i have more opinions but these are ones i could think of. anyway, hope yall enjoyed my ranting. 

[joonuhteh]

[ Corrupted ] backstory for BTS AU! on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8HrfK5rNsQ

Sitting down he adjusted his phone till it was at the right angle, pressing record and began speaking

“The system. It was something that controlled all. Some people called it god, and some people even called it their savior. it was something that was never questioned or doubted. Everyone is ranked at birth based on DNA between 1 and 4, they believed only the best should be in rank 1, and the worst be ranked at 4. Rank ones had it all regardless of talent or intelligence. The system favored them thats for sure whenever a rank one would get in trouble they were released no matter what while the others. well. we don't talk about the others. Now that’s where we come in the notorious bulletproof boys. or BTS as everyone calls it. Were in a special type rank I guess you could say. We handle all the dirty work that the system wants done. Were also a pop group because the system somehow found out we are talented in that way. But we will do anything from running basic errands to killing the vice president of some rank one club. I know kind of ironic but we do whatever the system wants us to and we do nothing else other than that. The system chose us because of our dark pasts being a rank 4 and talents that deemed to be beneficial to them they thought they saved us from being corrupted. Which is why we are here now in a rank one school as the loyal top 7 students in the system”

“or at least that's what they seem to think” he smirked

“Kim Namjoon, the leader of our group, smart as hell, lived as an underground tattoo artist but got caught by the system and made him leave his sister that he was supporting.

Jung Hoseok, he was a drug dealer for the sake of his family because the system refused to let them receive rations, extremely persuasive and won't take no as an answer until he was caught and forced to take pills to forget his family in exchange for their lives.

Min Yoongi, the sergeant of the rank 4 military, highly skilled in weaponry of all sorts, taught rank 4 citizens how to defend themselves secretly but was caught and tried to kill himself by burning his house down with him inside it but was taken in anyways.

Kim Taehyung, combat, merciless, killed a system representative because they were going to take his sister, they hid in secret for a while but was caught and forced to turn his sister in.

Park Jimin, level 8 sniper in the military, killed 6 representatives that were threatening his family and was drugged with hallucinates making him indulge in his worst fear. Drowning. They took him in while that was happening.

Kim Seokjin, owner of club rose, made it possible for different ranks to meet each other in secret but was caught and forced to burn his club down with the ranks inside of it since they thought they deserved to be punished too.

And then there's me Jeon Jungkook. I don't really have a specialty because I do everything the other boys do. I had to learn everything I could for the sake of my family I had to protect them from the representatives until I was caught and forced to surrender while I got beat in an ally” he shrugged his shoulders and continued.

“You see the system took everything from us. Even if we were a rank four we still had things we cared about. They corrupted us. Not the other way around. They pushed us past our breaking point. Making us surrender to save anything we could. But none of that mattered in the end. Foolish I guess you can say, but now that the system basically trusts us because we've been on some good behavior were ready to break free and have some fun. Remember future Jungkook the system is the corruption not you” he smiled momentarily before he turned the camera off.

“You ready kook ?” Yoongi shouted from the other room.

“Yeah just finished my log” he said walking into the room.

“Why do you even take those if no one's gonna see it” Tae asked.

“ i dunno. It's just for me. if i forget I guess” he said looking into the mirror attempting to fix his bow tie.

“Why would you forget pabo” Jin said coming around to fix his bow tie properly patting his shoulders when he finished

“If we get caught and I get brainwashed” he said in a serious tone.

They all started laughed “Sure they will. Now come on the rest are waiting for us in the car” Jin said pushing them slightly to begin walking.

“And why would youuu be the only one who gets brainwashed” Tae said slapping the back of his head.

“Ow Tae! and it’s because” he smirked slightly turning around to him “I run the fastest”  while he sprinted to the car joining the others.

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They were almost at the party when Jungkook spoke out

“You know”

silence.

“Finish your sentence dumbass” Yoongi said.

“Why are they inviting us to the system party isn't it only suppose to be for the real rank ones” Jungkook asked slightly annoyed.

“Because we're the 7 most good looking guys in this rank that provide entertainment stupid. But besides that we can finally go through with our plan because it's in district 0” Jimin stated.

“Everything should go perfectly because I planned it of course” Namjoon said looking in the rearview mirror to Jungkook.

“If anything goes wrong we're screwed you know” Hoseok stated with a worried look.

“You're just thinking too much it'll be fine” Yoongi said patting him on the shoulder (SOPE) “Were here” Namjoon said turning around in his seat.

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FLASHBACK

“Ding!” everyone's phone went off at the same time making them look to each other.

“You’ve been invited to the systems 500th anniversary in district 0. Be sure to dress sharp and be ready to have some fun as the boy group BTS will be making an appearance” -S Delivered

Jungkook groaned “why do we have to perform again at a stupid party”

Namjoon flew a pillow at his face and said excitedly “guys! This is our chance we have to go”

“I mean not that we really have a choice” Yoongi said laying on the floor trying to sleep.

“True” Namjoon said. “But i don't know when else we’ll get invited into district 0 so we have to do it”

“Im in” Jimin said

“Me too” Tae said sitting up

“Anyone else ?” Namjoon asked looking around getting nods from everyone

“Alright it's decided then we're going to district 0” namjoon stated putting his hands together

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PRESENT

“Everyone is good right this is the only chance we get to pass into district 0” Namjoon said looking a bit nervous.

“All we have to do is arrive look handsome as hell, do our performance and then sneak out using jins truck in the tunnel” Jimin said smiling while slicking his hair back.

“Can we mess with some representatives while we're leaving” Jungkook asked smirking.

“I mean if we're gonna leave might as well make it memorable” Namjoon said laughing a little.

“Fuck them and their fancy cars I’m gonna take juice from the party” Hoseok said imitating throwing juice on a car.

“Weird threat but.  sounds simple enough” Yoongi said fixing his hair. Jin nodded in agreement

“that's what happens when you put boys like us together in the same place” Jungkook said smiling putting his hands on his head.

“We’ll be free after this” Jin said sighing in relief

“Guys do I have anything in my teeth ?” Tae said while making a weird face.

“No come on let's just go” Jungkook said closing Tae’s mouth

“Once we step out just act like were the hottest boys out there” Hoseok said while blowing a kiss towards everyone.

“We are” jin said smirking while he opened the door to flashing cameras.

Video au starts with them at their school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8HrfK5rNsQ 

[madokasoratsugu]

h...hey ! Could I ask for that one character meme again (you know, that one which you most recently answered with Hisako)? This time with Ibusaki and Marui? Cause that would like...rly interest me qwq

ofc !! my door is always open for the psd babes wink wonk

send me a character and ill answer these questions for them !

Ibusaki:

do I like them: ya def he’s the cool + mysterious type how could i not??? tbqh the moment i laid eyes on him i Knew. i Knew i would like him.

5 good qualities:1) perseverance to the fuckin max2) type of person that would thoroughly fuck someone over for not crediting original artists/creators3) extremely perceptive aka has a really sensitive bullshit meter and his intuition is probs always spot on.4) smoking is such a?? cool technique to specialise in?? usually its probs an add on, not a main component of the dish but ibusaki manages to not only allow it to supplement his ingredients but also make smoking become the main dish itself, im so awed.5) could probably kill you with his bare hands. i mean this boy can handle logs of wood and woodchippers and chainsaws with relative ease, he’s probs ripped af and the strongest out of all the psd members 

3 bad qualities:1) holes himself up when upset2) adding on, probably doesn’t ask for help as often as he should - not that he doesn’t want to, but imo he’ll struggle to ask; and when someone asks if he’s ok, when he finally makes up his mind to speak up the moment/opportunity to has passed3) he’s gonna get really bad eyesight if he keeps up with that hairstyle LMAO 

favourite episode/etc: when he realised !! mimasaka had stolen his techniques !! idk something about that panel Spoke to me. maybe its bc its That Moment when the cool chara gets angry yknow aha :”DD

otp: ibusaki/ryoko !!! theyre cute and an ultimate power couple. probably get mistaken as models when they walk around town lmao. theyve probs been featured in magazines as “couples around town to watch out for !!” for their fashion sense and good looks :”)))

brotp: ibusaki/shoji/daigo !!! theyre morning birds and workout together !! while ibusaki is shaving his woodchips, shoji and daigo are working in the fields, and they typically have breakfast together everyday !! also they like competing for who can do the most pushups in a minute lolol

ot3  ot4: the psd babes !! ibusaki/ryoko/yuki/marui lolol

notp: romantic ibusaki/isshiki....that’s....pls no. i see them in a senpai-kouhai way !! i headcanon isshiki is one of the few (like marui and ryoko) who can tell when ibusaki’s upset and are patient enough to wait for him to speak up. also isshiki in general is a great big bro figure.

best quote: “...that bastard.” i love it when characters curse in canon god bless

head canon: has an older sister(older by 10years) who’s serious and straightlaced + a wildly successful president of her own company, and a happy go lucky older brother(older by 7years) who is too fickle for his own good and travels all over the world as a photographer(originally wildlife, but changed to freelance after the company he worked for collapsed. he still wants to go back into wildlife photography tho!!). both of them dote on him tooooons and he receives the Most and Biggest packages in the entire dorm bc of them :”)))

Marui:

do I like them: YES !! im honestly so glad that marui is a character in shokugeki - i greatly appreciate a character that mainly uses brains and intellect to come out on top in a typical scenario where brawn and talent is hugely praised. 

5 good qualities: 1) SMART !! so gosh darned smart im so proud of my son !! he absorbs knowledge and understands it and is able to apply it, which is the most incredible and difficult task, yet he executes it with perfection :”)) adding on, he’s the fuckin ace of his research club like what the heckin hell, people need to give him more credit for his skills2) acute awareness of what he lacks and actively works to compensate for it with his strengths3) actually the most relatable character. gets exhausted at everything like same lmaooo4) the friend that gives good advice that nobody follows, moans about yall “i toooldd yoouuuu soooo ...!!!”, but still helps yall out of whatever trouble caused :”))5) he’s good at understanding people’s needs and wants even if they don’t explicitly say it out loud and subtly provides them w help so the person doesn’t feel awkward uvu

3 bad qualities:1) might rely too much on book intellect ! i feel this might restrict him when it comes to a proper shokugeki and he has to think/act on his feet - he’s probs the type to just freeze up if things don’t go to plan :”((2) probably focuses too much on polishing his strengths to an unhealthy amount - if he isn’t the best at what he specialises in he goes through immense self doubt and pressure3) gives into pressure really easily...! because he’s so good natured he finds it hard to say no to people, even if he knows he’s gonna Suffer for this. he’s That poor dude u see standing by the sidewalk for half an hour nodding as some religious person preaches about their faith to him LMAO :”D

favourite episode/etc: chap55!!! WHEN HE BARES HIS FANGS AND SHOWS OFF HIS SKILLS....WORK IT !!

otp: oooh i like marui/yuki !! cuties who probs pull all nighters to finish video games all in one go :”)) they probs go to animal cafes a lot and watch all the fuckin animes. theyre so knowledgeable about animals and anime its nearly scary ahaha :”DD

brotp: marui/ibusaki !!! they def are super close and hang out a lot. ibusaki helps out with marui’s fashion sense and marui helps ibusaki w his studies. i headcanon they were initially wary of each other bc of outer looks(ibusaki got that goth look and marui has an intellectual air so lol) but got to know each other through realising they share the same taste in books !! now they have very exciting convos about scifi !!

ot3 ot4: same as usual for the psd babes !! ibusaki/ryoko/yuki/marui lolol

notp: hmmm marui/failure...?? bc i dont know many marui ships (i dont even think there’s many sO). ya i want to see my boy succeed !!!

best quote: “I dont have an outstanding cooking sense, and my physical strength is below average. That’s exactly why i have a strong desrei for knowledge, all so that an ordinary man like me can fight against all those geniuses.”

head canon: actually has really, really low prescription can can do without specs, but wears them anyway bc of fear that his eyesight will get worse if he doesn’t, although he’s been going to the optometrist for years now without his degree worsening at all (this is due to his detailed eyecare routines. he’s the guy who actually takes a break from the computer/reading/studying to look outside at something green for 10min lolol)