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Have you ever been so angry you can't sleep bc you're thinking about murder and revenge. This is worse than being too horny to sleep. Shaking and crying because how can I make him suffer without it tracing back to me. Things that are normal and regular
#like what if i still his identity or infectedhis computer with randomware#ransome#like like ill gove you youre computer back if you wure one million dollars to this bank account snd if you dont im going to wipe it#and im going to burn down your house#literally hope i never see him because it will be too hard to be normal#bu normal i mean anywhere between scaring him and killing him#like what if i drugged him with a fuckton of mushrooms and tied him to a chair and left him like that in the middle of the island#hed DEF have a mental break but would he piss himself#also would just really love to hang him upsidedown on the meat hooks in the attic and slit his throat like cattle. lol#have thought a lot about putting sugar in his gas tank but i think thst would be too easy#i want him to Get Scared#i also want him to compensate my family lol#been considering learming how to steal his identity bc apparently if someone steals your identity theres like fuck allyou can do abt it#they almost never find them#and like.... hes so fucking loaded i dont think hee notice for at LEAST 6 months#like lol going to help my parents manage after you fucking destabilize and de-home them with your money bc this is all your fault#now die by my hand#ummm anyway yeah im trying to purge my brain so i can sleep lol but im def gonna have to delete this later lol
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Unanswered questions about Dazai's backstory that are driving me fucking insane
(Yeah, so, completely against my will, Bungou Stray Dogs has been consuming every last neuron in my brain for the past several weeks, so I thought I'd share my unraveling)
(mentions of eye injuries and self-harm/attempted suicide below the cut, if you're sensitive to those kinds of things).
(1) In season 2, episode 3, when Ango turns out to be a spy in the Port Mafia, Dazai says, "Everything I never want to lose is always lost. Everything worth wanting is lost the moment I obtain it. And nothing I pursue is worth the cost of prolonging this life, this suffering." Like! What the fuck does this mean?!?!! What happened in Dazai's life that made him think this? The way he says it indicates that him "losing things he wants to keep" has happened often enough for it to become a pattern for him, so what was Dazai talking about when he said this?
(2) In season 3, episode 3, why did Dazai say "thank you" to the old Port Mafia boss when he killed Rimbaud's double of him?
In the sub, he says "let me thank you for once," and in the dub, he says "I'll never get another chance to say this, so thank you". Why did he say that?
(3) Why did Dazai keep his eye covered as a teenager? At first, I assumed it was because Dazai had some kind of injury that he was covering, considering how easily it bled every time Dazai sustained some kind of damage to his head or face, but never to the eye directly. In episode 1 of season 2, when a bullet grazes the side of his face, his eye starts to bleed
and the same thing happens again in episode 1 of season 3 when Chuuya kicks him into a wall.
BUT! When Oda's dying and he pulls Dazai's bandages off, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with his eye. And it can't be that Dazai was just wearing them as some kind of intimidation tactic; there had to have been something wrong with it, because we see it bleed twice (even though the eye itself never sustained any direct injury), but there is no visual indication that anything is wrong with his eye, either in the flashbacks or in the present (no scars, seemingly no vision issues, and no discoloration in the eye like you might expect to see as a result of permanent damage). So I am asking WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE BANDAGES FOR
(4) Where did Dazai come from before he was in the Port Mafia? We know that he was a witness to the old boss's murder when he was 14, but Dazai wasn't an official Mafia member until he was 15 when Mori tasked him to work the Arahabaki case. Was Dazai always connected to the Mafia in some way, or did he come from a normal family before Mori inducted him?
(5) FOLLOWING THAT: where are Dazai's parents? In the "Fifteen" novel, it's stated that Dazai wasn't a mere orphan that Mori just picked up, but we don't know if Dazai's parents are dead or alive or where they would be if they were alive.
(6) What are Dazai's bandages actually for? Given Dazai's track record of suicide attempts, it's a common theory that the bandages are to hide self harm scars (I subscribe to this theory myself, as it's the most plausible), but we don't actually know because we've never seen Dazai without his bandages before.
EDIT: (7) Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. In season 3, episode 2-
What is the motivation behind this scene? Why does Dazai keep shooting? Why does he think that the soldier deserved to suffer more? Dazai offers the guy a more merciful death, but Dazai also thinks that a merciful death is "more than he deserves". Why does Dazai think this? This can't just be about this one soldier, because Dazai hasn't had any kind of encounter with him before this. Dazai is clearly having some kind of small breakdown, but what triggered it and why?
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#dazai osamu#bsd dazai#osamu dazai#recently ive been trying to write a fic for bsd but i kept hitting roadblocks because of all the unknowns about dazai and his backstory#i swear to god if we don't get some kind of proper backstory for dazai before the series ends im going to burn my house down#i am in your walls asagiri PLEASE FINISH YOUR CHARACTERS#bsd theories#bsd thoughts#bsd fifteen#bsd dark era
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and to think these motherfuckers all saw him as some creepy weirdo they needed to keep a safe distance from and debated to just LEAVE HIM TO DIE. i am trembling with rage i will burn them alive i will fucking stab them open i will feast with their guts i will
#IM FUELLED BY FURY HATE AND VENGANCE FOR NICO#THEY ALL DID NICO SO FUCKING DIRTY#*throws knives at leo* I WILL HAUNT THEIR DREAMS#*yanks beth's and piper's hair* I WILL BURN DOWN THEIR HOUSES#I WILL- *kisses hazel's cheek and hugs jason* not u babies u're angels and im grateful nico has u as family/friend <3#*breaks jar into frank's head * I WILL BREAK THEIR BONES#I WILL BURY ALL OF THEM ALIVE#AND YOU *aggressively grabs percy by the collar while gritting teeth * YOU. WILL. GO. FIRST.#(and if any of u try to FUCKING touch jason i'll KILL YOU TOO. he HAD his redemption arc towards nico so KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT HIM)#nico di angelo#pjo#hoo#pjo/hoo#anti percy#ANTI THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARGO II TAG#percy jackson#jason grace#annabeth chase#leo valdez#piper mclean#frank zhang#hazel levesque#rick riordan#riordanverse#nico tumblr
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Keith walking into the holding cell greeting all the regulars by name while Lance is sobbing lamenting that his life is over and his future is ruined (they were like. Trespassing or some shit he’s going to be fine)
lance: (actively dry heaving in the corner, on the verge of a panic attack as he imagines having a permanent record)(actually what does a permanent record even look like?)(omg is he going to have to go to COURT? like in JUDGE JUDY?)
keith: remy, this is lance. lance, this is remy, she’s my favorite alcoholic :)
#voltron#klance#honestly I imagine they got caught trespassing while ghost hunting#if they’re in Texas then they will most likely get a full on misdemeanor on their record. Texas is very big on property rights.#trespassing can quickly elevate to criminal charges in texas it is actually very serious. do not trespass in texas.#meanwhile in Maine trespassing can be just an infraction & not added to your record#like sure they're teenagers so they could get their records sealed or expunged when they're 18. but like. the garrison would know. not good#sorry i just like talking about the law#speaking of which let me go on a tangent#i do think keith frequently gets charged with trespassing. at his own shack in the desert.#and so now he is Really good at juvenile law specifically because he is constantly arguing with cops#keith: this is not trespassing. my dad owned this property & he died unmarried without a will.#keith: i am literally his child and i inherited this land after his death YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR TRESPASSING ON MY OWN PROPERTY.#cop: okay well the house is all burned down it's a safety hazard#keith: I AM NOT IN THE HOUSE I AM IN THE SHACK WHICH MEETS MINIMUM SAFETY REQUIREMENTS. GET FUCKED.#cop: okay but you're out after curfew--#keith: is this a game to you? drag me in front of that judge i DARE you. you want to take the ORPHAN to court over CURFEW?#keith: you want to arrest my parents? WHAT PARENTS? everyone in this county knows me as the son of a hero firefighter.#keith: a hero firefighter who died in the line of duty btw. in case you forgot. since i'm an ORPHAN who has no one who CARES about CURFEW.#keith: my dad is dead my mom is gone my brother disappeared in space im 0 for 3 parents-wise. drag me before a judge. make my fucking night#sometimes i answer an ask or make a post specifically so i can do my own separate thing in the tags#i just like talking about law. i'm so excited for law school u guys#keith#lance#lance: (freaking out)#keith: (relaxed because he knows a really good lawyer who specializes in juvenile law)#shitpost#ask#anonymous#otp: we are a good team
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replaying dragon age inquisition is just an exercise in “the rebel mages would not fucking do that”
#da#my posts#specifically the hostile ones hanging out in the hinterlands for no good reason.#at least they gave the crazy hostile templars a motivation. a really weak one but still. At least they have a goal.#‘kill at mages. don’t gaf about anyone else’ ok. fine.#‘kill everyone you see for some reason. we need to steal their belongings I guess????’ insane. what the hell.#the could have at least done some blood magic about it. it would have been a boring repeat of da2 themes but at least there would be themes?#it’s just so STUPID. especially coming off of a fresh da2 playthrough.#like there’s some dumb stuff in da2 to give you an excuse to fight both mages and templars as generic npcs don’t get me wrong.#but not this much. and unlike da2 you and your companions comment on it as if it makes any sort of sense lol#also I hate that they decided that the chantry explosion killed a bunch of people (which is not supported at all by either the environments#or dialogue of da2 btw. the game is mainly concerned about anders murdering elthina not randos lol)#but that will come in later.#anyway. every note I find in the game from the mages is so insane. just found the area where the templars burned down a house with mages#locked inside. but because both sides have to be bad for dai plot reasons#the mages killed the peasants that lived in the house for damn reason lmao. AFTER robbing them on the road earlier.#insane choices from the writing team on this one.#what were you trying to SAYYYY#like I’m ok with the mages being a bit brutal. that happens in war. but there’s like. reasons? usually?#like as much as orsino turning himself into a flesh beast is insane and weird both-sides-ism plot device.#at least they tried to give him a reason (even if it didn’t make sense in the context of hawke and co absolutely destroying the templars he#was so convinced were going to kill them all)#the hinterlands mages genuinely have no reason to attack random passersby.#ESPECIALLY SINCE IM PLAYING A MAGE.#like?????? hello I am one of you. how the hell do you even know I’m not one of the rebels.#sorry anyway I’m upsetti spaghetti.
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#ghostbusters#ghostbusters frozen empire#phoebe spengler#hi guys unrelated to this but have i ever mentioned podcast and phoebe were/are queerplatonic and in a qpr in scream au. polyamory wins#wyd when your mom throws a birthday party for you that ends in the house burning down and both your mom and your friend dying which drives#your partner just a little mad from grief and then said dead (girl)friend comes back as a ghost and is like “hey lol lets go kill podcast”#and then you get your entire life ruined in the span of maybe a month and a half#sounds like a miscommunication issue idk#i put (girl)friend with the parentheses because yk podcast isnt with melody but phoebe is#can you tell im normal about this au#pls do not hate me on tumblr www dot com for spreading my queerplatonic polyamorous ghostbusters agenda i just think it's a very silly idea
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I started reading the few niche fics where Adrien sets things ( and even people . And himself) on fire WAY before your asylum AU . I win . What you discovered now , I knew a 200 years ago
Destruction -> Vandalism -> Arson -> Fire -> Hell -> Lucifer
IT ALL TIES BACK I TELL YOU
LUCIFERIAN FIGURE ADRIEN REAL
#did you read tweos? he talks about arson in that too. specifically burning down his house while quoting paradise lost#im coping so hard with this though and i know it#like the *one* thing he needs to establish both agency and a depth outside of his sunshine-babyness is a fall from grace arc.#but they're never going to do that. never. no way in hell (heh)#also kind of hard to rebel against your father-creator-god when he's fucking dead yeh#wissym answers
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every time i watch this scene my heart gets a little more broken, the dramatic irony is so crushing, the way yaz already knows what we do what the doctor doesnt because theyve switched places entirely: they cant always fix it
we've seen the doctor through yaz's eyes, yaz's words, so many times and now for the briefest moment we get to see yaz through the doctor's eyes. all the pride and trust, an entire future laid out in front of them in "that was clever", and it only lasts like half a minute
#and then every moment im not watching this scene im coming up with ways to make that future just So Bad#just the worst#only downhill#youre like were they ever on the hill?#no they were not#the doctor has hit like 5 rock bottoms in 3 seasons and then yaz is like i brought a drill#do you see her little face? shes so happy. why do i do this to them. i dont know#its so irresistible to see them go all thoschei on each other tho#mutually assured self-destruction by proxy#you take the timeless children and you sit them at the kitchen table#its not gonna make anyone happy but it is fun to watch#and its not gonna burn anyones house down. probably
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#💢#im going to commit mass homicide#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHY DID I GET SENT SONAMYEXE#M I HATE YOU 😭#I HOPE YOU EXPLODE#I HOPE YOU GET THROWN INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC AND GET RUN OVER BY 15 TRUCKS AND 3 TESLAS#I HOPE YOUR HOUSE BURNS DOWN TO THE GROUND AND NOTHING AND NOBODY SURVIVES MINUS YOU#I HOPE YOU GET TORN APART AND MAULED TO DEATH BY RABID WILD ANIMALS#/nsrs
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I should just clean my room and take bath or something
#that would help me feel better im sure i think#and maybe eat but i dont want to eat rn#snack time#uhh but i hate all the snacks there are#even the snacks in this house arent for me wow#and she knows i hate them too lol#and then she gets mad when i say theres nothing and says well you shouldve got some!! WITH WHAT MONEY. BRO OH MY GOD SHE MAKES ME WANNA PULL#all my teeth out i cannotytttttt#and its not like we go out she uses that stupid app and then cries about it costing more on the fucking apo like yeah no duh#i like going out too so idk why she blames me for this kind of thing#ohhhh we never go outttt. well yeah. i have no money for transportation or food. tf u want me to do#i dont even have a map. you wont recharge my goddamn phone#then you cry about wishing there was a man in this house like ok. maybe you should just help me out a little most of this shit i could do#what is your problem!!! die. well this is all discounting the fact of my social anxiety and language problem but like. i can push through#you make me do that all the time anyway so#whatever#i dont know anymore this just pisses me off#i wish i could burn this whole house down#or blow up this entire country yeah
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Made that one tumblr post into a tshirt
I feel like the 2012 fire text really ties it all together
#am i a boy? am i a girl? it doesn't matter. im going to burn your house down#nonbinary#shitpost#thoughts of frog
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love my right-hand rgg men deranged. a little blood splattered even.
#snap chats#this post is about yoshitaka mine and jo sawashiro do NOT reblg and put anyone else in the tag or im egging your house#one of you rebellious bitches are gonna do that cause i said it now... unless we keep playin uno and we go#'oh but now that you said that i wont touch this post' OK WELL GOOD IM RAMBLING IN HERE !!!!! GET OUT !!!!!#dont get out. stay if you want. its dark down here i have two (2) candles burning this time and i feel like im summoning the devil#yeah i am summoning the devil the motherfucker that lives in my mind#im never getting to the point of this post. btw. im stringing all of you along. im cold. literally and figuratively.#mine never even got to be blood splattered..... hate this franchise..... unless we talkin ishin but ishin was a blood bath it dont count#anyway sorry (<- not) someone reminded me of majima being fake crazy about kandas head in the box#call that a dick in a box GOTTEM. fuck kanda all my homies hate kanda#and yeah...... sat here and started thinking and giggling and kicking my feet 🥰#sorry i mention the eye scene once a month but no other scene compares to it for me. it has everything i could ever want#🏳️🌈❓❓ behavior and raw gore and nothings more brutal then personally taking your thumb and sticking it in someones eye#always reminds me of that slipknot song.. Duality... and not the song called Eyeless.... hate this band....#like please its my crack its my meth its my drug of choice#knife scene good too for similar reasons....... but i do like the eye scene just .2% more... sorry... i like how gorier it is...#knife scene still raw as hell tho like UGH sorry love them. i love jo and mine cause they Seem calm for like .2 seconds and then theyre ill#their demeanors are so funny to me tho like mine's like Thoroughly professional near all the time but jo is just Slightly more vulgar#like jo more typically says crass/aggressive things while mine Genuinely most of the time is just 🧍♂️#very funny... love them all the same... <- said he was gonna draw but hasnt drawn shit#I SAW THE FIRST EPISODE OF KYOUEN (jdrama starring nakai) AND NOOO IT LOOKS SO SPICY I WANNA WATCH THE REST#but i made a promise..... so i'll save that binge session for the morn i suppose....#anyway dont look at me im giggling and twirling my hair at the thought of my Real Crazy bitches#i love them <- cant say this enough my heart will literally explode if i try to#stream chat got me thinkin a jo.... oopsie..... i refuse to say anything heinous Respect Your Elders etc etc#ok bye. im normal <- is going to go watch the eye scene again
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yo i just got confirmation that i just got fired from my job cause I was too sick to respond to their messages. anyway, i still got bills to pay, so if anyone wants to pitch in for that, that'd be awesome.
subscirb • one-time
#ramble in tags#also the branch that was close to my house burned down and they were gonna want me to go to one that was further away#instead of the other walking distance one#i didn't get payed enough for this shit#it's kinda funny how im like a bad omen#you'll get this hard-working over-qualified hire#but they'll always show up a bit late for some reason#keep them or not your fate is sealed#like the robbery that led to an inquiry that led to the repo of the convenience store#like the flop that led to new management that led to a a mass walkout at my audit job#like the retail place burning the fuck down as i lie in bed sick#im not supposed to have a full time job and the universe knows it#the universe hasn't dropped a bag of money or infinite food yet so if you could help that'd be pretty cool -w-#i'll keep working on my project dealio while i job hunt or smth
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Damn I sorta feel bad about this fact but like, I just gotta be honest with myself and admit that I just do not like my step-brother, which is kinda sad to me. There used to be potential for something there once upon a time, but he's just gotten so nasty, demanding, and rude, as well as some other stuff, that I just find myself not really caring anymore. I don't know, it's just sad cause I remember caring not even a couple of years ago, but now I just... don't. Ah whatever, I grew up my entire life as an only child so I know I won't be losing anything, it's just sad seeing how he's gotten
#he's only 17 and I know that teenage years are extremely hard. moreso for him for other reasons#but I just don't think that's a reason to be super mean :( like I understand you're going through a bunch#but that doesnt mean I just have to deal with you being mean!#there's only a 5 year difference between us but he constantly brings up that I should be self reliant. out of the house. totally independent#ignoring the whole fucking economy and the fact that I dont want to leave my mom! and we help each other financially!#like I'm sorry you kinda burned your bridges. doesnt mean I have to burn mine.#and I know he looks down on me cause I had a much later start into adulthood due to several reasons#I dont care what his arbitrary views are towards adulthood and when someone 'should' be independent#because rly? he's just wrong and ignoring the VAST list of why people need help or choose to have help#whatever. there's less than a year until he's 18. and its been like this for a couple years now#its just. uugggghhhhhh whatever whatever im cool im sexy .
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Ive been having lots of talks lately with my mom abt politics n the state of the world, Good conversations to be sure, and theyre great bc we both make good points and can compare different experiences and all -- but good God the fact that she's still seems to have. More subconscious faith in the moral integrities of the nebulous concept of a government or corporation More than she has faith in the the moral integrity of the nebulous concept of our societal peers. She talks about it like the Second a group like that is founded, its set of ethics just Miraculously appears out from the ether + just happens to Always be morally sound by default. I cant seem to find a way to word things that with like... idk. Help it Click that those corporations are still run by People and are therefore just as fallible 💀 technically More so but she's convinced capitalism is Never going to go away so she doesn't care about the whole "company's and governments in power, as they exist today, Have A Monetary Incentive To Lie To Us As Much As They Can" thing cuz shes such a damn pessimist and assumes All people have been doing that Forever 💀💀💀 SIGH it's nbd i just needed to put it in words bc its been on my mind on and off
#horse.txt#vent //#not extremely sad just like. huffy.#i love my mom to pieces but. man. we all have our issues ig 😔 it would just be nice if she wouldn't talk to me about how#the world is only every going to get worse within my lifetime#with a shrug and a laugh like 'what can ya do?' like ma. to your own adult child's face? when im already clearly upset with the state of#the world? not when im trying to talk about the kind of changes that other people are proposing we make to our overall society?#she gets so bitchy at me for always complaining but never Doing anything to change the world#but then She complains and agrees with me?? and then ALSO denounces all the Suggestions i tell her abt bc 'oh that would never work lol'#and then when i ask her 'ok well what would You do?' and she go well i think we need to get rid of credit cards and the debt system we have#and im like ok sick!!! keep going!!!#and then she goes OH but we cant get Rid of the debt system Completely bc people still need to borrow from lenders to get houses n cars#and im just. MA#shes been stuck on this metaphor of America being 'a house'#and she says all the ideas of overthrowing the government and replacing it with Anything else would be 'burning it down'#and that if America is already On fire then we should just put it out and try to rebuild it#like 1.) America is not a House it is a Cult. America is a group of people on an area of land. not a fucking House.#2.) THERE ARE PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND THE CULTHOUSE WITH FLAMETHROWERS AND GUNS TO SCARE AWAY AND/OR KILL ANYONE WHO TRIES TO PUT IT OUT.#ITS GOING TO BURN DOWN ANYWAY
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everytime i smell something even slightly unusual for a moment and cant pick it up again my brain will convince me is the smell of something burning
#ive checked the LOCKED oven FOURRRRR TIMESSS and im going to do it again#my brother smells nothing#i think im just going insane#this is what happens when your house burns down in front of you#vik.post
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