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Those who know

WAS THAT THE BITE OF

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pegoryu band au be upon ye-

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My husband was overjoyed that his misogynist coworker finally quit. THE next day a different coworker came out as transfemme.

Imagine being such a shit toward women that one of them just waits in the closet until the moment you’re gone.

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when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

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Smitten in Chai's head - 'He remembers us!'.

But a (mostly) full look at my Prince Kale in the STP AU!

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im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

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i think it's funny when people say "yeah the writers use they/them for this character but that doesn't necessarily mean the character is nonbinary" because i guess it's true but by that logic i can say "yeah this character is referred to with he/him but they never say he's a man so i can do whatever i want" which i may actually start doing because it sounds based as fuck. if you want me to believe that action hero is a man maybe you should've been more direct about it smh.

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Ok so I got slammed in the face with another silly au so

(Inspired/based on @invadernav's Slay The Princess AU)

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reposted with permission, please participate if you can!

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Health tip, eight glasses of milk a day hurt you

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Hector vent sprites but he’s a lil more visible

Completely visible version below!

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What if Slay the Princess AU. Perhaps?

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My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

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Getting allergies tested: ❌

Trying not to eat anything you MAY be allergic to: ❌

Finding out you might be allergic to something and eating it anyways because you fear nothing: ✅

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imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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FUCK your fandoms (/j) tell me your favorite social media ships

Mine is TikTok x YouTube enemies to lovers with whump mixed in

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Ive never seen someone cope harder 😭😭😭