#and im 5'3 so my bed is fine

[make-me-imagine]

Hi Mera ❤️ congrats on 7k! Id love to request a SPN/MASH ship! I’m a bi femme but would prefer a male ship-mate.

I have the bees-in-brain disorder (adhd) and so my hobbies and interests can be a roulette wheel spin.

Currently im fixating on dnd podcasts, pokemon/animal crossing, and Our Flag Means Death! I also really enjoy knitting/embroidery, reading mostly historical fiction/fantasy, and listening to lots of different genres of music. I love history and studying cultural movements like grunge or the death if the corset. And i love animals and have a cat named Pearl cause hes so shiny and white!

I'm 5'3 with curly auburn hair and grey eyes. I really enjoy just being able to vibe with a person, especially when im like playing a game and listening to music. I’d say my “giving” love language is acts/doing things for them, & my ideal “getting” is quality time or touch. I’m also very sarcastic/have a dry sense of humor, and am a big people pleaser so i try to be the funny one so ppl will like me 😅

It would also be great if my partner can be ok with some mess/chaos cause i bring it everywhere i go! There are days when i wanna go somewhere and do something and other days where if i moved from bed to the couch at least i moved 🤷🏼‍♀️

Thanks again! Love your work! -🐝😴

I hope you like them! Ships are under the cut :)

Supernatural:

I ship you with Dean.

Dean likes finding new hobbies and things to cure his boredom, so he often finds interest in most of your hobbies and hyper fixations. He loves just sitting around and relaxing and doesn't need to always be up and doing something, but he is fine with going out whenever you want. Dean is full of sarcasm as well, so together you two are a prime sassy duo lol. He also doesn't mind mess too much, and just cleans up everything when he cleans his won messes anyways.

I feel like in the Supernatural world, you would be the one they go to for information and back up. Similar to Bobby.

Best-Friend: Charlie! I think the two of you would get on really well, and would be interested in a lot of the same stuff. Especially dnd and fantasy/fiction stuff.

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MASH:

I ship you with Hawkeye:

I feel like Hawkeye would never mind your mess as he is a bit messy himself. And he also has a variety of interests. He would love to listen to you talk about your fixations or podcasts. He might not understand everything, but he just loves listening to you talk, especially when it's something you are passionate about. He would love the height difference between you, and would be perfectly fine with both quality time and touch. Sarcasm is his second language, so he loves your sense of humor.

Best-Friend: Radar. I think you and Radar would be like siblings. You share your interests and are always there to talk to the other about them. You show Radar new hobbies and games, and he talks to you about animals and always shows you new additions to his zoo.

[krabmeat]

somebody please tell me why whenever my brother is doing something nice for me he always ends up throwing/slamming me into a couch or bed or something

a bit of info about my brother, he is very tall compared to me. around 6'1" to be specific (im around 5'2" or 5'3").

he had walked into my room and asked me what i wanted from chipotle out of nowhere so it was taking me a bit to process both what i wanted and the kind gesture!

BUT ABOUT 3 SECONDS IN MY PROCESSING THIS MAN THROWS ME OVER HIS SHOULDER LIKE A RAG DOLL, WALKS OVER TO THE LIVING ROOM AND SUPLEXES ME ONTO THE COUCH

im perfectly fine and he of course doesnt do it to hurt me and its actually kinda fun but man :']

[peach-pops]

Okay fine 😡 here u go: Could i get a romantic haikyuu matchup hehe. Im a straight female, she/her, 5'3, long black hair thats thick as fuck and it dances between wavy and straight-ish. I have brown almond shaped eyes and chubby cheeks hehe. Im a chubbier girl, im in the middle of the spectrum ig. I have thicc thighs and calves (lowkey insecure abt those but lets not talk about that). I dont rlly have a specific style,I literally jump from midi summer dresses to (1/4) - 🍓

a pair of slacks and a turtleneck. I dabble in creative hobbies like painting and playing a few instruments but im mediocre at best. I absolutely love cooking and baking. I definitely excel more in the academic realm and people say im a natural born leader. I also always speak up against any issues, and im notorious for being really scary when i start to debate about literally anything. Im a sucker for physical affection, bordering on touch starved, ig i just constantly crave affection(2/4) ||  Im very loving and outgoing with friends and those im comfortable with, but i struggle in new environments with new ppl. Im very protective over those i love and will fight anyone who dares disrespect them, and Im not afraid to show affection with those im close to. I'm into Unsolved and Worth It on youtube, but i also adore shows like Patriot Act and John Mulaney's stand up specials. || Oh and i also find it hard to love myself and my anxiety is always through the damn roof esp before i go to sleep. And as for my favorite song/anthem uhhhh i think id go for either NFWMB or Moment's Silence, both by Hozier. The prior gives so much praise and affection towards a lover in such a deep and unique way, and the latter because its sounds so deep and meaningful (and it definitely is) but at its core its such a horny song HAHAH. Aaaaaa i hope that was enough info hehe

Unsolved and John Mulaney?! turtleneck with slacks?! scary when you start a debate?! We were meant to be friends XD thanks for always being so awesome strawberry anon! Hope you like it! Matchups are open and the rules can be found here or in my bio!

I ship you with Suga!

When Suga first saw you, he almost had a heart attack cause he could’ve sworn he saw an angel. No joke. When you had walked into the gym that day, it felt like fate and once he saw you, his knees were practically SHAKING!!!

Now imagine how he almost had a heart attack when you actually went up to him to talk to him?!?! You killed him fly high suga 

He admires so many things about you like even though you think you’re mediocre at playing a few instruments, he still thinks you’re incredibly talented because learning one instrument is hard enough. 

He is also in awe on how academically gifted you are. School isn’t necessarily hard for Suga but for it to be something you really excel at only makes him love you even more.

Do you guys really rely on study dates? No but it’s such a great excuse to hang out with each other for hours. Everytime you two study in his bedroom, it just ends up with you laying on his chest and falling asleep while he has a close to a billion photos of you knocked out 

Date night ranges from dinner and walking around town or just staying at home and baking.

One time while you two were baking in your kitchen, Suga turned up the volume to the movie you two were watching and made you stop to slow dance with him to the movie score playing in the background

Lots of quiet and reassuring whispers like “ you look beautiful tonight” even if you’re in your pajamas and “ just a bit longer” when you insisted that you had to take the cupcakes out of the oven 

Suga is always your number one fan and the same goes for you when you come and watch his games. Even though he doesn’t get a lot of playing time, it doesn’t bother him too much. No one ever teases him about it but he always jokes about how “ at least I have a girlfriend you losers” cause you know he is a lil sassy/jabby like that

You two are a lot a like in so many ways; definitely “looks like a cinammon roll but can actually kill you vibe” when it comes to being protective, being angry etc. 

Yes Suga is the mom of the group but when he’s hanging out with the underclassmen, the title is given to you and I swear it’s like wrangling cattle

I don’t think Suga cares about too much about PDA. He wouldn’t makeout with you in front of the first years or anything but he 100% give you a quick kiss on the lips, lingering touches on your hips, etc! 

Also he would call you “sweetheart”, “honey”, or “my love” around the boys because why should he feel embarrassed or ashamed? 

If your anxiety is really bad before you sleep, he will come over to your house, no matter how late it is, and try to ease your mind. 

If you want him to hold you and massage your hair while you sleep? He will do it no problem

If you rather him just sit on the edge of your bed and say comforting words to you instead? Of course, anything for you

He would be the most caring and understanding boyfriend of all time. The saying of how some people fall in love with their spouse everyday is totally based off of him and he is not ashamed at all

Suga knows he’s whipped and insanely in love with you but nope, he doesn’t care. As long as you’re with him, he feels like he can do anything he sets his mind to and he can only hope you feel the same way

[goblinfoody]

all the ones u didnt answer 😘😘😘😘

babe i cant blieve u smh

Vanilla Chai Latte : Are you in love?w like 30k ppl yeah
Cappuccino : What’s your middle name?dont have one
Pumpkin Spice : Dream car?i honestly dont know literally any cars fine w me (xcept big ones i cant see out of those)
Jasmine Tea : If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?the future (if that counts) because lots of stuff up there im really counting on
Old English : You’re stranded on an island, who do you bring with you?a cool lizard
Iced Chocolate : Do you have a crush on someone?u ;o
Iced Lemon Tea : Favorite song/band?rn getting into weezer again but also the kinks and hanoi rocks and metallica
Iced Cafe Mocha : Favorite thing to do on rainy days?watch movies in my dads room!
Caramel Macchiato : You’re travelling the entire world but you can only take one person with you. Who do you take?i cant pick 1 so im not answerig this one
Green Tea : How tall are you?5'3
Early Grey Tea : The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse is upon us! What’s your plan of action?literally just die that shitd freak me the fuck out
Mint Tea : How do you relax?i drink jasmine tea and lay and bed and usually it doesnt work but whatevr
Vanilla Latte : Board games or drinking games?board games since alcohol isnt the best
Iced Coffee : Do you like reading? If so, what’s your favorite book?yeah! easily the hobbit but salems lot would take a very close second, tied w eileen
Italian Soda : Describe your dream dateidk ??? prolly just hanging out n then seeing a movie? going book shopping? music shopping? just yeah chillin out idk ive never been on a real date so rly have nothing to go off of
Sparkling Water : Describe what qualities you look for in a personnice, open minded, even tempered, understanding, patient
Orange Juice : Have you ever had a valentine?yeup but no like romantic ones
Rose Hip Tea : Describe your first kisswe were watching identity thief and i dont even think it counts as a kiss but well go w that lol
Herbal Tea : You’re at a candle shop, what scented candle do you buy?whatevers orange prolly

[imaginesinthedcuniverse]

Can I have a ship if you have time? Im 5'3 with strawberry blonde hair and dark brown eyes. I listen to music all the time and I have insomnia and anxiety. I like to read and write, and I live for cuddles. Can it be for the Batfam, Dc, and both young justice seasons? Or just one if you don't have the time. I like males. I live for your blog by the way and it makes me smile whenever I see a post of yours. I just wanted you to know that.

First of all, I’m so happy my blog makes you smile. I have a few blogs that do that for me and the fact that I’m that to you is just incredible.

_Batboys_

I ship you with…Dick Grayson!

•he’s not the tallest, but he is pretty tall, so he can practically envelop you

•he uses this against you when you won’t sleep

•you’ll have your earbuds in and won’t hear him coming up behind you

•he’ll grab you and pull you into bed with him

•if your earbuds just happen to fall out, that’s a bonus

_DC_

I ship you with…Barry Allen!

•he loves to read whatever you’ve written recently

•hell be in the room in seconds if you ask him to check this for spelling or something

•he’s not sure how to deal with your insomnia, so most nights he resorts to just laying on top of you until you give up and lay in bed with him or fall asleep

•"Barry hun get off me"

•"too tired"

•"fine. Let’s go to bed"

_Young Justice S1_

I ship you with…Wally West!

•I feel like speedsters are really affectionate

•it may just be a family thing but they all love cuddling, Wally the most

•usually you guys can be found just leaning against each other, sharing earbuds

•this mostly happens after there was a particularly difficult mission

•Wally is half asleep

_Young Justice S2_

I ship you with…Bart Allen!

•again, this boy is affectionate

•but unlike the other two, instead of trying to get you to go to sleep, he’ll try to tire you out

•he has so much energy it’s not even funny

•he’ll chase you around the house, usually catching you

•the house was echoing with laughter at 2:00 in the morning lost of the time

I hope it doesn’t bother you that three of those ships are from the same family. I tried to make sure they were all different but still made sense based on their characters.

[annabelharmony]

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You both like advice.

Stranger: i am m16 and want to fuck my mom :(

You: your step mom

Stranger: no my real mom

You: is she hot

Stranger: she’s been teasing me

Stranger: yes

You: no she hasnt

Stranger: yes she has

You: like what

Stranger: she constantly try’s peering at my dick and has her tits out :(

You: haha really

Stranger: yes

You: well dont do it

Stranger: why i want to

You: bc shell go to jail

Stranger: sorry i don’t wanna fuck her

Stranger: i want her to give my dick kisses

Stranger: and cuddle with me and let

Stranger: me suck her breasts

You: ok? thatll lead to fucking

You: and she can go to jail for that

Stranger: who’s gonna find out

You: me lol

You: also whats up with your dad

Stranger: he’s old and fat

You: lmao

Stranger: i’m 6’2 taller then him

Stranger: he’s 5’11

You: wow thats hot youre so tall

Stranger: well i’m not unattractive looking and i like the look of my body

You: im 5'3

Stranger: uoure a girl?

You: uh yeah

Stranger: how old?

You: 14 lol

Stranger: awe haha

Stranger: this was kinda weird sorry then lmao

Stranger: if i had a girlfriend who babied me i’d be so happy

You: not your mom right

You: bc we arent doing that?

You: bc she gave birth to you??

Stranger: i think i just have pent up sexual thoughts

Stranger: i don’t think i’d do anything just it’s frustrating

You: ik

Stranger: like

You: shits gonna be weird every family reunion

Stranger: she constantly does things that make me think she wants it but it’s definitely me jus throng horny

You: ok so she def has a problem

You: who tf she is

Stranger: at 16 is it normal that she kisses my lips?

You: yes

You: does she use tounge?

Stranger: a lot of people here say no

Stranger: and no but i wish she did

You: haha you might just be fooling urself

Stranger: so like

Stranger: the other day i had to go to the post office and mom told me to throw all my

Stranger: clothes in the wash when i got home

Stranger: then to shower

Stranger: so i did and i normally always have pants on because i don’t like walking in just boxers so i ran quickly to the bathroom

Stranger: and she was in there and i’m in my underwear and she’s cleaning, i told her i had to get in and i got hard bc she was wearing no bra with a loose shirt :(

Stranger: she kept bumping against me as she left and it made me harder and she kept looking at jt

You: how old is she just wondering

Stranger: like 39

You: um ok

Stranger: looks like 32

You: can you do me a favor

Stranger: yes

You: please for the love of god go on dr phil

Stranger: lmao no

You: so i can say my bff from omegle is on dr phil after he tried to fuck his mom

You: has she ever explicity said anything weird

Stranger: she does enough to make me think, too little to confirm it. yesterday i went to the bathroom when she walked in and i said “i can’t pee when your in here” and turned around enough so she could see my dick and she said “when i was a baby i saw your pp all the time and you

Stranger: peed all over me!”

Stranger: so i laughed and hugged her :(

You: BRO WTF

You: THAT IS SO UNBELIEVABLY UNPROBLEMATIC

Stranger: :(

You: PROBLEMATIC

You: ok that would be a nice story if she wasnt literaly your mom

Stranger: :( can i say it’s my step mom

Stranger: would you feel beyter

You: yes i would

Stranger: so we are talking about my step mom who does this what do i do to be able to get further?

You: just get her pregnant and youll be the father of your half sibling

You: um well like to seduce her

You: or just in general

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: just like

Stranger: i want to know

Stranger: if she wants what i want

Stranger: without ruining everything

Stranger: i give her kisses but even if i don’t pull away she pulls away first

You: walk in when shes changing and dont leave

You: ok so i saw this thing on dr phil right

You: Well I saw two things

You: One was a mother in law and her daughters husband

Stranger: it’s like she’ll ask me to leave if she’s changing, but if she’s peeing in the room i she stands up and wipes in front of me and shows her pussy

You: then dont leave and wait for her to make a move on you

You: youve seen her pussy?

Stranger: yes but like she doesn’t like

Stranger: idk

You: ok so basically the mom walked in while he was jacking off

You: and then she jacked him off so if you want that ig you could try that??

Stranger: but i can’t just let her catch me jacking off what if she got embarassed

You: does she masturbate?

Stranger: she fucks my dad srill

Stranger: still

You: ok then show up right after they finish

You: while shes still naked but hes out of the room

Stranger: thays the problem. i can’t really do that.

Stranger: so i know they fuck when they say goodnight then get up to go to the bsthroom

Stranger: because they have to get ready for bed after they fuck

Stranger: but they say goodnight before then and lock their dolf

Stranger: door

You: well have her walk in on you right

You: and make direct eye contact

You: whats the best advice youve gotten so far i just wanna know

Stranger: well like. when i use the bathroom when she’s in there i’ll show it off and masturbate a little and tell her i’m having trouble prring

Stranger: peeing

You: oh ok

You: has anyone given you any good ideas

Stranger: that was a good idea i thought

Stranger: i haven’t done that much yet

Stranger: but i want to more

Stranger: ohh there’s one more

Stranger: when i get sick and i’m all alone with her i want to call for her in the bathroom if i take a shower or tub

Stranger: and tell her i feel ike i’m gonna be sick

Stranger: and show my hard cock

You: haha ok

Stranger: i’ve been walking around hard and pushing it against her when i can

Stranger: hugs from behind and kisses on the lips

Stranger: and she’s been wearing bras where her nipples fall out lots

You: I really like you but idk what to tell you

Stranger: and like the other night we watched tv and she put her legs on top of me and rested one on my crotch but didn’t make it obvious. if it happens again i’ll press her feet down on it

Stranger: you like me?? but i’m weird as fuck

You: your problem is so fucking specific

Stranger: hahaha

You: no i dont like you like you

You: I think your a good person

Stranger: what makes you say that?

You: But idk if I should be helping you by preventing you from doing this

You: Or give you ideas?

Stranger: give me ideas

You: idk you seem nice

Stranger: right now i’m sitting on my bed with a hard cock just thinking about it. talking about it helps relieve some of the stresss

You: like youre horny as fuck but not as much as some other people

Stranger: like i’m i circumsised right? and i think my mum likes it thay was since she was the one who decided

Stranger: un^*

You: ok

Stranger: so when i show her when i’m soft i think she actually enjoys it

You: so i have a question about like circumcised and that stuff

Stranger: and like when i take the head out it’s super sensitive and i just want my step mommy to give me kisses there :(

Stranger: yes please!

You: i feel like circumsising your cocks like a religous thing right?

You: like its not as common

Stranger: exactly yes

Stranger: mostly common in jews but for some reason most americans do it

You: are you a jew?

Stranger: they think it looks better but i love the way it feels and looks

Stranger: nope because i am uncircumsized

You: wait but like

Stranger: jews are the ones who circumsise

You: this shits so confusing

You: ok i feel like circumsised penises look more normal??

Stranger: hahah yeah a bit, my mommy didn’t want any chances of it going wrong and hurting my dick

You: is that just my opinion ive seen that more

You: she wont hurt your dick

Stranger: i like am so horny talking to you it’s crazy i’m sorry

Stranger: circumsised dudes normally have a super sensitive tip, because the skin goes over the heads

Stranger: head

You: oh wait is it bc guys normally jack off and then we the head

Stranger: if i pull my skin back, it looks the exact same as a circumsised one

You: idk bro it shouldnt matter but ive been really confused

You: yeah that makes sense

Stranger: it’s ok, if you love someone it doesn’t matter the size of their tits dick the shape of their cock or vag it’s all normal

Stranger: you know?

You: are you insecure about yours or smth

Stranger: not at all, there’s things that make it not very normal but i like it

Stranger: like when i’m hard it’s curved upward, a lot of dicks do it’s not perfectly straight

Stranger: and i have foreskin which a lot of guys don’t hahe

Stranger: but it makes it more special i guess thinking someone would wanna give my pp kisses regardless of how it looks

You: yeah girls literaly have no prefrence of it

You: they dont care

You: well

Stranger: as long as it’s clean and nice and smells good it’s fine :)

Stranger: i shave because i like the way it feels

You: i was talking to a guy earlier whos complaining about his gf not liking his big dick

You: wait was that about vaginas

Stranger: i’m 6-7 is that too big too small or average?

You: average i think

Stranger: that’s good :) i have a thick cock too

Stranger: it looks nice is what i’m saying

You: thats good

Stranger: i like romance

Stranger: a fon

Stranger: ton

Stranger: i’d get so turned on my cuddling and small soft kisses

You: i dont really think thats a guys thing

Stranger: when my mom wakes me up in the morning i wrap my arms around her and kiss her and pull her on top of me

Stranger: then she gets up

You: um ok thats nice

Stranger: step mom

Stranger: what do you like

Stranger: are you a virgin?

Stranger: i am

You: yeah obviously

Stranger: hmm what size titties do you have?

Stranger: you don’t have to answer if it makes you uncomfortsbld

Stranger: i just like imagining

Stranger: thay maybe someone like you was here next to me

You: idk what do you think

You: oh well i guess you wouldnt know

Stranger: haha i’ll give a guess uhh B cup

You: yeah thats right actually

You: but sometimes they get a little bigger

Stranger: i’m 180 pounds 6’2 i’m 6-7 inches long i’m white with blackish hair thay is parted in the middle and people tell me i have a nice smir

Stranger: smile

You: haha ok thank you

Stranger: haha :)

Stranger: do you think it’s wrong for me to wanna start showing my pp to my mommy

You: yes

You: but i still accept you

Stranger: tank you :))

You: haha ur welcome

Stranger: hey i think you’re cute. i don’t know you very well but since i’m talking to you i want you to know if you were here i’d snuggle with you and kiss your titties <3

You: i didnt like you that much till i found out your hairs parted in the middle

You: aw ok

Stranger: my pp wants kisses :(

You: hey i have to go in a sec

You: if you wanna keep talking you can give your snap or smth

You: but if you dont want to its fine

Stranger: i have terrible anxiety and i told you i wanted to like do things with my mommy :( i would so give you it but i’ve probably already fucked myself

You: wdym

Stranger: like you said it’s illegal to fuck my mom

Stranger: and i told you i was gonna tru my best to

You: jesus i wont tell anybody

You: but i swear if you dont to its fine

You: *dont want to

You: you still there?

Stranger: yes sorry

Stranger: ;-; i just don’t know

You: ok i literaly have to go now

Stranger: i’m dorry

Stranger: sory

Stranger: <3 thanks for taking wit me

You: ok i hope you end up alright

You: see ya

Stranger: same to you thanks for being super understanding and helpful to talk to

Stranger: hoenstly

Stranger: made my heart happy

Stranger: <3 <3