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enjolras but his hair colour is impossible to ever accurately pinpoint or describe and not even he himself knows what the fuck is going on with it
sunny day? fuckin golden. obnoxiously golden. cliché blond type.
in the shade/inside? ok now its kinda dirty blond. who smudged the gold.
under flourecsent lights? now its somewhere in between platinum and golden...... somehow.
suns gone? ok now its like a rlly light brown but not blond enough to be dirty blond. whered the brown even come from.
wet hair? dark brown as fuck. crazily dark its barely brown and closer to black. what happened.
#and if he's asked#he just shrugs#idk why i always envisoned this#i just think it's funny#mayb its cause all the dif actors#my brain is like âwell how tf am i meant to imagine himâ#âMIX EM ALL TOGETHERâ#les miserables#les mis#les mis fandom#enjolras#headcannon#<- ig?
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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr
#ive been telling my husband to get a tumblr for YEARS#and NOW hes asking me dumb questions about it#b
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an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#long post#art.png#ask to tag#'anything' he says. 'anything.'#yet he does nothing#what a nightmare
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my prof just explained on the syllabus that heâs included more points in the class than we needed to pass, so we could skip up like?? 20 small assignments/quizzes/participation!! and still get a very high grade!!
the idea was that we could focus on assignments that played to our strengths - only do the participation stuff if we like to talk out loud - only do the quizzes/readings if we want to do the class remotely - only do online discussions if we like to talk and share opinions but struggle with anxiety in class ect.
and thatâs cool enough but then he pulled up DnD character sheets with drawings heâd done of these hypothetical student player classes and how our various accessibility needs could be gamified to âmax outâ different aspects of the class to get high grades and like!!!!!
hell yeah!!!! letâs treat accessibility in higher education not just as a necessity but as the fun, engaging, and creative aspect of learning that it is!!! I love this!!
EDIT: For proper credit or further questions about his system please find my professor on twitter @/kurtishanlon
#his drawings were so cute too and they had titles like âsilent warriorâ âvoice of the peopleâ ect waaaa im so#excited for this class#he also promised to wear a mask and asked us to do the same my mannnn#double shot
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One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"
#the fries were brought back to the kitchen and he got ones that just had salt on them instead#chef asks me why#uhmm#how do I explain#well he has this tattoo
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my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says âoh iâm transâ. its literally worked every single time.
#the narwhal speaks#weâre close enough in age and looks to pass for the other#if you took out photos and then shrunk it down on shitty plastic#if he gets asked why he doesnt quite look like the photo he has a whole speech planned abt how hormone replacement therapy changed so much#like muscle distribution etc#he hasnt been asked yet tho but hes practed the speech on me its totally great#what a time for our generation to be alive
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how are you a lesbian but he him
please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father
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a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic
#slightly dotty child or world's most precocious scam artist? you decide.#i asked where his parents were and apparently they were queuing for a table at the restaurant across the street#he even pointed them out to me#so don't worry this was not an unsupervised bébé#be shh now#containment breach
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#funny talking tag#My favorite thing to do is HC characters as trans but also that they've never heard that term before and act accordingly.#My other favorite thing to do is make characters repressed.#My other other favorite thing to do is make a character go ''I feel like a(n) object/animal/thing pretending to be a man/woman''#''but I don't really care about that right now I have a job''#Anyway while this post can be about whichever characters you feel fit I made this with a certain character in mind.#(Dimentio of SPM fame) (He has something really specific going on that makes me cackle) (You can ask me about it)#(Also Morceau Oleander is a trans woman to me because she would be happier)#(and she deserves to live a life not defined by other's expectations of her)#Someone put a forbidden and ancient curse on this post so no more.
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#adding tags on the original post so curious people can find out who he is#he is my sona#his name is gator#he is a sharkgator thing (im not even sure#you can send asks about ot if you want#you can also see his full ref if you go to my pinned post and go to sona refs
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look at you, you're gorgeous!
#and nothing bad ever happened#this might've been what aziraphale imagined when he asked crowley to come with him#I have returned to tend to your wounds good omens fandom#hope this helps you heal#good omens#good omens 2#good omens spoilers#good omens fanart#good omens 2 fanart#aziracrow fanart#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands fanart#neil gaiman#david tennant#michael sheen#aziraphale#crowley#my art#digital art#fanart
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If you've ever told a person who's had to be bedbound for a period of time that you wish you could "just stay in bed", DO IT.
Stay in bed. For days. But don't get up if someone needs you to, or you get bored, or you get antsy. Don't do anything other than rest. Just lie in your bed, whether you need to get stuff done around the house or socialize or anything else "productive". You'll have to cancel on people, you'll disappoint them, they won't understand.
And if you're thinking, "well, i CAN'T just be in bed. There's stuff that has to be done - I have plans", maybe ask yourself why you assumed a disabled person doesn't have plans or things to do or desires.
#Disability#Bedbound#Housebound#Actually disabled#Chronic illness#Long covid#Chronic fatigue#Inspired by my boss asking what I did over the weekend and I said I couldn't get out of bed and he said that sounds nice actually#I'm literally only able to work bc I am in bed at all times I'm not at work and it's still so hard and painful#I can't get my own groceries or cook my own meals or socialize or eat at restaurants or go to movies or take care of my own pets#If I didn't have a loving generous caring spouse I'd be dead by now
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#thistle#thistle dungeon meshi#falin touden#dungeon meshi#he's fine everything is fine and dandy and he has it all under control so don't ASK!!!!#my art
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beautiful blue acrobat birb,,
#dick grayson#nightwing#batman#dc comics#dc#batfamily#batfam#flon#flonflonflon#flonart#don't ask me which suit he's wearing I combined elements from multiple + added my own spin ig /looksaway
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So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike. I just found it listed on FB marketplace. Shit is about to go down.
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sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group Iâm in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasnât home and steal the cat theyâd adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didnât really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldnât let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like âgirl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, Iâll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your catâs there.â And the OP was like âbet.â
So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this womanâs cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like âI got the goods. Where you wanna meet.â And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.
And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.
#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of#and I texted my friend like âyo have you heard about this cat situationâ#and she was like âI swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking catâ#it was the drama of the century#the whole city was up in arms over this cat
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