forced myself into a state where i can actually indulge in 8path for exactly a day and I'll probably fuck back right into the void after this. but hey. hey. if you have octopath 2.
play the update. play the update, it's like god - we were meant to love and fear it
my full notes (live reaction reenactment) on the update under the cut, SPOILERS AHEAD!
NOBLE TEAM
IT'S FUCKING REAL
I STILL CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT'S REAL
HHHUH
THEIR SPRITES ARE LOWER RES BUT IT'S NOT STOPPING THEM
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEY HAVE COMBO MOVES
WHAT
WHAT IN THE MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD IS THIS
FUCK EVERY POLL YOU'VE EVER SEEN ABOUT THE ORSTERRA CREW VS SOLISTIA CREW AIN'T NOBODY IS FUCKING SAFE
THEY CAN BOOST??????? HELLO???? FUCKING EXCUSE ME?????
god fucking of course Olberic has motherfucking BOLSTER DEFENSE
OPHILIA??? COUNTERS???? ELEMENTAL AND FUCKING PHYSICAL??? SINCE WHEN
OPHILIA AND ALFYN TAG-TEAM FUAOSJAKSAKSKA THEY HAVE MOTHERFUCKIGN COMBO MOVES????
OH MY GOD TRESSA AND OLBERIC TOO
MY ASS IS DEAD IT'S SO DEAD
NO OF COURSE HOLY SHIT OF FUCKING COURSE TRESSA ALSO HAS MOTHERFUCKING HIRED HELP AKJKAS
ophilia's buff rotation is interesting. i can't tell if she's going right-side down or if she's actively prioritizing certain members
WAIT THEY HAVE NEW VOICE LINES
HOLY FUCK????
i NEED to see the battle AI. show me the specs Square Enix I fucking beg you.
ALFYN'S CONCOCTS ARE SO MEAN OH MY GOD
CASTTI CAN DO FIVE AT ONCE BUT IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER TO ALFYN
why did i try and face them with Noble Team members too
well okay i guess. i guess we'd just be straight-up dead if i didn't have castti teme and partitio here jesus Hikari's carrying damage
too bad i never use him as DPS
WH
TRESSA
TRESSA NO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU INCREASE DEFENSE WHEN YOU GET BROKEN
TRESSA WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'LL BUY MY FUCKING WEAPONS
WHA
WAIT YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME MONEY FOR IT I HAVE TO BUY IT BACK FROM YOU
Therion was a bad influence on her lmao
AND OLBERIC'S NOT WEAK TO STAVES RIP
WHY IS TRESSA WEAK TO STAVES
my ass is so fucking cooked
WH
THEY HAVE FUCKING JOB CHANGES?????
OH MY GOD SCHOLAR OPHILIA IS CANON
THEY HAVE NEW MOVES I'M DEAD I'M SO FUCKING DEADDDDD
WAIT
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
HUNTER ALFYN
I FEEL UNREASONABLY FUCKINGVALIDATED AKSJAKSAKSKAS
oh god what are Tressa and Olberic
hOLD UP ALFYN AND HIS ARROWS WAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELLLLL
oh.
oh my god.
w. warmaster olberic
wARMASTER OLBERIC IS REAL
….NOOOOOOOO I'M SO FUCKING DEAD WARMASTER OLBERIC IS REAL IT'S OVER IT'S SO OVER I'M DEADDDDD TO HIMMMMM
sidenote: i'm writing all of this after the fact, trying VERY hard to recreate my real-time reactions. and uh. this. this made me get up from my fucking chair and scream into a pillow so loud people thought i was getting anal
I didn't
oh. wait. if. if he's real.
and Tressa's on the field.
there she is. the motherfucker herself.
RUNELORD FUCKING TRESSA
I WAS DEAD BEFORE NOW I'M IN MOTHERFUCKING SUPER HELL. THERE WAS NEVER A CHANCE
NO OH GOD HERE IT COMES TRANSFER FUCKING RUNE
WE'RE PAYING FOR OUR HUBIRS WITH BLOOD AND THE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED
…WAIT HOLY SHIT ALFYN AND OPHILIA ARE IN THE RED
THERE'S A CHANCE
THERE'S A CHANCEEE
HIKARI'S POPPING THE FUCK OFF
oh my god of course Brand's Blade is a 1 hit KO move
i'm scared. i don't want him to wreak havoc on me i need to keep fucking breaking him -
ALFYN'S DOWN
HE WAS THE MOST DANGEROUS ONE THAT'S GOOD
OPHILIA DOWWWWWNNNNNN
ALRIGHT JUST. TIME FOR THE 2 GOD MODE TRAVELERS I GUESS
god it'd be so mean if i saved Olberic for last. but he put that on himself he has motherfucking Physical Prowess as a passive
oh no Temenos is the only thing that can kill him huh.
OF COURSE HE GOES FOR THE FUCKING MAGE EVERY TIME
WH
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE RUNES BYPASS SIDESTEP???? THEY'RE ELEMENTAL NOW????
H E L L
OH SHIT TRESSA'S IN THE RED THERE'S A FUCKING CHANCE
TRESSA'S DOWN
alright 4 travelers at full health with sidestep and defense buffs out the ass. we'll be good we'll be good we can weather olberic. thank you Prayer for Plenty
THIS FEELS MEAN I REGRET IT NOW LMAO
THAT DIDN'T KILL HIM
oh no his full buffs
WAIT NO HIRED HELP BEASTLINGS. JUST ONE MORE
FUCK YEEEEE
w
what
wha wha what the fuck wai
w-wait
hu
H H U H
OPHILIA YOU WERE DEAD HOW THE FUCK DID YOU REVIVE EVERYONE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????
WAS THAT JUST PHASE 1???
NO
NOOOOO WE'RE SO DEAD
oh wait they're changing back
…oh no. they're more dangerous like this somehow
WAIT
WHAT'S HAPPENING HUH
WHY DID HE CHALLENGE HIKARI WHAT
WAIT WHY IS IT ONLY THEM
HOW LONG DOES THIS FUCKING LAST FOR?????
they're just in a cycle of countering and evading jesus
oh ok that answers tha -
TR
TRESSA
TRESSA WHAT THE F U C K
TRESSA GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY BACK WHAT THE FUCK??? WHAT THE FUCK
HIRED HELP BEASTLINGS WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD BREAK THEM THAT'S SO MEAN
oh my god i'm dead
TRESSA WHAT THE FUCKA SKAJSAKS SHE CALLED OVER THE FUCKING??? ROGUE CREW??? HOW
WHAT
WHY
WAIT
WAIT SHIT I'M JUST DEAD
…i need to lie down
ROGUE TEAM
okay rogue crew what do you have for me
i'm so scared oh my god
GOD
WAIT
THERION YOU SON OF A BITCH GIVE ME BACK MY ITEMS
THEY HAVE INCIDENTAL ATTACK???? FUCK OFFFFF
LINDE'S HERE
…OH FUCK LINDE'S HERE
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN CYRUS CAN LOCK HIS FUCKING WEAKNESSES
god of course he's DPS in this fight. cyrus is just. too much man
of course Cyrus is weak to Swords. and Daggers apparently
WA
WAIT WHAT
PRIMROSE???
FUCKING HELL
WELL OK PRIMROSE SAID HAPPY PRIDE MONTH SHE JUST ALLURED THRONE
O WAIT POG PRIMROSE AND THERION COMBO
SO
OH THERE IT IS CYRUS AND H'AAN COMBO!!!
…WHY ARE THEY BOTH SO BUSTED
did
did Cyrus just. give me a weakness.
what
what the fuck
AY YO WHAT THE FUCK
yeah ok i'm dead.
i'll. i'll try again later i need to see how Noble Team plays out till the end
ALRIGHT WE'RE BACK IN THERE WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME ROGUE CREW
FUCK I FORGOT THIS WAS THE FIGHT WHERE CASTTI'S USELESS
oh my god they're cooking. i feel so unsafe. Therion is even more of a little bitch than usual
ALRIGHT GOD GUESS I'LL FUCK MYSELF WE'RE DEAD IKE 5 MINUTES IN LMAOOOO
MOTHERFUCKER I FORGOT H'AANIT HAS FUCKING PATIENCE
you know what Temenos doesn't need. Salt the Wound. why the hell did I put that on him
HOW LONG DOES ALLURE LAST FOR JESUS
oh my god Ochette. Ochette's Beastly Claws are NASTY damage woah. I need to make her do that more often
WELL ALRIGHT CYRUS IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A BITCH LIKE THAT
i wonder if they had to get chris niosi back for this role or if they just. had all these extra voice lines lying around
still not over the sprite quality being so drastically different lmao
hired help Beastlings save me. save me Hired Help Beastlings
O-OH. OH NOOO…
DAMN WHY CAN'T I HAVE THIS MUCH LUCK WITH BEWILDERING GRACE???
sidestep is saving my ass right now
I love that Primrose keeps piling her buffs onto H'aanit Square Enix said happy pride
HUH
MERCHANT THERION IS REAL LMAO
…OH NO DIVINE WIND
HE JUST STOLE OUR FUCKING LICENSES AKSJAS FUCK YOU THERION
AH THERE HE IS AKSJASK SORCEROR CYRUS - WAIT WE WERE ACTUALLY INTIMIDATED BY THIS STEPHEN STRANGE LOOKING TWINK LMAO
UNFORTUNATE
STARSEER PRIMROSE OF COURSEEEEE
AND THERE'S WARRIOR H'AAN JUST TO ROUND IT OUT
GANG'S ALL HERE SQUARE ENIX HAS SPOKEN
i could say i'm surviving but. the reality is that all 11 of my plums are GONE
alright Grail of Life don't fail me now
GOD OF COURSE SHE'D TARGET PARTITIO WHO HAS THE FUCKING DIFFUSE
alright time to stall
AAAAA THERION'S DOWN THANK FUCK
AIGHT SEE YA PRIM
CYRUS DOWN. STAY DOWN.
H'AAN LEFT ALRIGHT COME AND FUCK ME UP PHASE 3
what
what the fuck
i get ophilia and the aelfric thing but what the fuck happened here
NO FUCKING WAY THERION JUST STOLE OUR EX MOVES
GODDAMNIT TEMENOS IS USELESS NOW
GODDAMNIT TEMENOS IS EVEN MORE USELESS NOW AKSJA PRIMROSE STOP TAKING HIM
oh my god what do you mean H'aanit can also Provoke all
LINDE PHYSICAL PURSUIT I'M IN HELL
and Cyrus has. delayed attacks.
…good thing i never lasted long enough to figure out if that thing 1-hit KOs JESUS
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Currently in love with the relationship between the Grey Wardens and being doomed by the narrative, especially with how the HOF subverts that relationship so here's a 3am rant about it. Enjoy!
The wardens are ghosts. They are born by letting go of everything you had before and drinking poison to bind your fate to the darkspawn and promise that your life and perhaps more importantly, your death belongs to them. The whole joining is a terrifying experience, you're drinking the blood of monsters and seeing a corrupt god in your mind and waking up to see those who died around you and being told you'll meet the same fate soon enough you've just been given more time to get there because to sacrifice, to die is a warden's purpose. Even if you survive becoming a warden, your best case scenario is sacrificing yourself to end the blight but it's far more likely you'll die fighting darkspawn or even more likely lose your mind and have to go to the deep roads to be lost and have your death be your last act of defiance in the face of this overwhelming wave of evil waiting to rise again. The best thing that can happen to a warden is to die in a meaningful way because you gave away your life the moment you drank that blood. All you are now is a soldier waiting to die in war and hopefully take the enemy down with you. It is tragic and haunting and noble and so full of grief. Grief for the live you gave behind and for the one you'll never have. Every warden spends every day of their life hoping not for a future or any life for themselves but simply to make their death mean something which is an incredibly interesting mental state and I could go on about how that effects individuals and messes with their values so that corruption is rife but what started this whole thing is Fereldan.
A wonderful post by @sapphim (which I don't know how to cite but I wanna give credit so if there's a way please tell me) discussed how beneficial it was for the wardens that the fifth blight occured in Fereldan and how much they lost by it being solved so soon. To put it simply, they wanted to sacrifice Fereldan as a lost cause and use it as an example of why they wardens shouldn't be neglected. They wanted it to be known of how much of a sacrifice they make an how important their duty by letting the country of Fereldan be an example of what happens when no one is there to do it and that the narrative has doomed everyone, that the world's crimes will be paid for unless someone is willing to be selfless and bear the burden to give the world another chance. Andraste would have been a great warden I'm sure. In the eyes of the warden, Fereldan is tainted just like their blood, it is promised to the darkspawn just like they are, willingly or not it bears the duty that all wardens do and must make the sacrifice they do too. For the greater good. To stop the darkspawn. It's better you having a death that matters than a life that lasts. This is the psychology of the wardens and they are applying those same beliefs to all of Fereldan. Why must they be the only ones doomed by the narrative? There is no surviving this story and there is saving the world there is only killing the darkspawn before it kills you. Thedas is at war with the archdemons and until they're all dead, there is no peace, there is only preparing for the next battle. There is no building a life, no building a country, there is nothing to protect because it is all doomed.
The way duty and sacrifice and the promise of the Grey Wardens must alter their values and perspective on life is fascinating and there is so much to explore here but what's important for this post is that the foundation of their entire order is that they are already dead.
This then brings us to the HOF and cheating death. Duncan is like the grim reaper in Origins the way he comes and snatches your soul at the end of each origin which I honestly love and it ties in so well to the idea that wardens are ghosts given you die in every other version of the story without him but that's the story of all wardens. They all die a symbolic death at the joining so that's okay but then Ostogar happens. Flemeth happens. You should have died. Fereldan should have been lost. Remember, the duty of the wardens is dying not surviving but you did survive, snatched away by a god. Every other warden has died thinking their paying the price for an absent god yet this goddess not only favours you, she changed fate for you. Every other warden throughout history has paid the price but not you. Not Fereldan. You get to cheat the fate while it dooms everyone else. Can you imagine how that must have felt for the other wardens? How much they must hate the hero for stealing the martyr Fereldan was set to be and making all their losses naught but a tragedy when it could have been so much more? Not only did you escape your own death but you stole the value of theirs. You survived which goes against everything the wardens are made for.
Going even further than that, you have the dark ritual where you can actively choose to cheat death again. When every other warden has had to give their life, had to sacrifice and lose and grieve and poison their humanity as they did their bodies, you get to escape it all. Wardens have struggled for decades to have a foothold in Fereldan but you'll go so far as to choose their ruler for them without any consultation. You have been a warden less than a year, ended a battle that they prepared for over hundreds of years and sacrificed more hundreds of years fighting in the past and not only have you defied everything they defined themselves by, you have made them look like fools and decided their fate for them. You have stolen the meaning of the death of every warden, you have stolen their martyrs and the justifications for their actions and by keeping your own life and humanity, by resisting their poison you have made them all look like monsters.
The hero was doomed by the narrative as all wardens are but they rewrote fate, they stole their life back so many times and by surviving, they created a whole new narrative that ruined everything the wardens were built upon. The wardens were made to be ghosts, not heroes. They're meant to die and be remembered nobly so they can be redeemed for they had to do to get there but not you hero. You get to shame us all, don't you?
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