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#set post loops odile looping au but feel free to apply anywhere#odile loops au#isat#isat odile#in stars and time#isat mirabelle#isat spoilers#thinking like. odile overexhausting herself; because she no longer knows how much the human body can take before collapsing#because wishcraft allowed her to function without sleep for hundreds of loops#made while i was super sleepy at work... projecting my exhaustion#day 50#ok yeah nevermind i keep missing days. gonna go through asks whenever i'm ready for it#does odile putting her hair down post loops teal's design? well I'm attributing it to her anyways
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EUGENE SLEDGE in THE PACIFIC part 5: peleliu landing | part 6: peleliu airfield | part 10: home
#I'M BACK! y'all still pacific pilled? 'cause i have a treat#the pacific#eugene sledge#vensedit#miss me? (in moriarty's voice)#notes: i've been thinking bout these gifs for a hundred years but i couldn't come up with a title.. the idea was:#ugin with a half-lit face before meeting the war during the war and after...... i decided to leave it untitled
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Tails for all! - Kings edition
Other parts: Gehenna | Tartaros | Hades | Avisos | Nilfheim | Abaddon | Paradise Lost
Satan
The most classic tail, simple elegance. Ankle-length, black, with a red arrow at the end, just like his horns.
At the base, it is as thick as the wrist and tapers towards the end.
Identical to the horns to the touch, set won in the lottery.
You'll recognize his emotions more easily by his tail than by his face, he wags it like a cat when he wants to make some noise and lifts it at the base when he's happy.
The end has rounded corners, making it resemble an elongated heart instead of an arrow.
Sensitiveness 8/10. Doesn't like it when someone touches him by surprise.
When he's in a good mood, he gives tail slaps instead of kicks. The nobles are delighted.
It's not sharp at the end, so he'll try to stick it inside you. It's smooth and slippery, an arrow produces milk just like horns, and it fits so good.
Mammon
Big tail for a big man. Long, winding along the ground, golden and scaled. Standard tip without decorations, at least as thick as Mammon's thigh at the base.
His tail and greed gave rise to the legend that dragons collect treasures.
The upper scales look like pure gold, the lower scales are black and resemble obsidian. The entire tail resembles flakes of stones and precious metals.
The scales are bumpy like his horns, but it has no spines or blades.
Surprisingly warm. The scales at the base are very large.
Sensitiveness 5/10. He really enjoys being scratched hard as you leave lighter marks on his scales from the pleasure.
He likes to put his tail in his lap and you on top of him and watch you grind against him while he plays with your ass.
Leviathan
Not much longer than Satan, but covered with scales. They are soft compared to Mammon and shimmer like smoky mirrors. At the base, it is as thick as two cupped hands, shimmering purple and black.
Its ending is unique. On land it has a long, soft fur, but when he approaches water he can wrap a thin layer of skin around it, making it membraneous and resembling and looking like a fin.
Similarly, it has tiny long fins on its sides. They are a bit sharp, so sometimes he hurts himself with them. (Kiss these wounds, he will criticize you but he will love it anyway.)
Due to childhood trauma, he learned to hide his tail, wrapping it under his clothes and only showing the tip. That's why many demons think his tail resembles that of a deer.
Very, very sensitive. 12/10. Proceed with care.
He loves playing with his fins, but of course he won't tell you that.
Just seeing his tail in all its glory is incredibly rare, and being choked with it is the greatest honor. Not even Solomon experienced it.
Beelzebub
rainbow unicorn tail narwhal tail insect abdomen A long tail, similar in thickness to Leviathan's, but does not taper towards the end. Black, with dark green lines on the sides and back.
As befits the Lord of the Flies, his tail resembles a pelecinus polyturator. Composed of segments like a scorpion. Shiny, slippery and very hard. Chitin.
Green stripes are not just decoration. He can pull out the blades from them, and whipping will easily cut off your limb. He can pull out a sting at the tip, each blade producing a paralyzing venom.
His whip is almost a mirror image of his tail, but with golden blades instead of green.
While the rest prefer to wrap their tails around their legs, its natural position is twisted upwards, also like a scorpion. When he feels uncomfortable, he can "blow out" his tail into a swarm of flies that follow him. After all, it is a deadly weapon.
Sensitiveness 2/10. He likes it because it gives him an advantage over you. Until you start scratching his skin at the base. He's all yours on his knees.
If he doesn't pull the stinger out, the tip is rounded and a little bulbous, but you won't notice until he's deep inside you.
Lucifer
Long and thick, almost like a Mammon, phenomenally beautiful, angelic white with golden reflections. Resembles a snake. It splits in 1/3 and has two ends.
If you get close enough to it, you'll see that the base is as red as its horn.
You'd expect it to feel like reptile scales, but it's more like smooth feathers. Soft, but only the top layer. When you press it, you feel that the core is iron-hard.
He has the same scar as on his chest above his tail, only smaller.
Sensitivness 6/10. Unlike others, instead of pleasure, he may suddenly be struck by pain. Take care of him.
That doesn't mean he won't use his tail against you.
He wants to see your tears when you have his penis in your mouth and the tips of his tail in both holes.
#whb#what in hell is bad#whb satan#whb mammon#whb beelzebub#whb leviathan#whb lucifer#whb shitpost#I really miss them having tails so I'm going to give them all#Next time it's time for the nobles#Good thing I played OM a hundred years ago and I don't remember their demonic forms#You have no idea how much I resisted NOT to include Asmo here
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One last time, trust me, everything will work out, everything will make sense at the right time. This is not a goodbye this is a: "See you soon."
I haven't been able to keep up with a lot of Arkanis lore, but the cinematic from Matt's lore today was very cool (but also very very sad).
#Arkanis#Matt#October 7 2024#Thank you Kia for translating Matt's dialogue!!!#(He said this before the cinematic)#I'm desperately missing the Twitter Brazilians so bad#For obvious reasons but also because I'm so behind on Arkanis lore#I miss my beloved update accounts and hundreds of livebloggers#o(-(#I'm hoping Arkanis will do lore recap videos or something#Eventually#I just noticed the lighting contrast between the two photos I posted. Not intentional but OOF#Anyways. His skin really does make him look naked
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OH MY GOD. THAT'S ZELDA. IT'S ZELDA REFLECTED IN FITZGERALD'S CHAMPAGNE GLASS IN THE SEASON 2 OPENING. I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEVER NOTICED. I'M GOING TO GO INSANE
#HE LOVES HIS WIFE SO MUCH NO YOU PEOPLES YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND#I'm going to be siiccccckkkkkkkkkkk wtf!!!!! Wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#francis scott key fitzgerald#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd s2#bsdrewatch2023#How did I miss this!!!! Watching it again it's so noticeable and I never caught it in hundreds of times watching the op.#Is this just some kind of massively common knowledge I wasn't part of?#Well. Glad to have found out. I love them so much Fitzgerald and Zelda are my otp
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made this meme after realizing how few unawakened familiars i currently own
#there are still a few hundred familiars missing until my bestiary is full#but... you know... i'm getting there...#HOW WILL I GET GILDED CHESTS THEN </3#flight rising#own
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I feel like every time I hear "Bells Hells broke their word", there's this omission or forgetfulness (and I get it; this campaign feels like it took forever and it's easy to tune out conversations that feel circular and unending) that Bells Hells knows that if the Raven Queen and the Arch Heart were forced to comply by the rest of their family, the Divine Gate would be rent asunder and there would be a second Calamity in order to wrench things back to the status quo – that being the gods are all safe and protected and no one knows about Predathos.
The only reason it didn't happen already was the gods had hope Bells Hells would kill Ludinus (which they did); if Ludinus had defeated Bells Hells then the Gods would have immediately busted down the Gate and commit another Calamity in order to stop him... but the Raven Queen and the Arch Heart made it sound like the Second Calamity would happen regardless of who won, and all because the knowledge of Predathos the GodEater, their most feared predator, was out there.
But, Ludinus disseminated that information across all of Exandria, and there's been information exchange between Ruidians and Exandrians. The only way to take that information back would be to kill all the Ruidians AND kill every single Exandrian, just to be sure. Wipe the slate clean. Start over. Destroy every magical and non-magical record, including the people.
There would be no bargaining with the gods without Predathos, for they are too strong and would have no reason to listen. Any parley of "can you Gods leave forever, or can we leave the Hallowed Cage alone or have Vasselheim turn Kreviris into a military-religious controlled state colony" (that's a Bad Thing) would be met with "or we just kill the entire planet and moon so the information is guaranteed to be lost and there can be no more attempts at freeing Predathos". The Prime Dieties would grumble about it, but they would still go through with eradicating the mortals they love because they prioritize themselves and their Betrayer siblings more than mortals. We have proof of that.
I feel like the Gods broke the social contract first. If we want to point fingers at someone breaking their word, they should be included as well.
#critical role#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#c3e120#bells hells#exandrian pantheon#it's almost as if there's nuance to this#I love the Pantheon but they are a hot mess#I love Bells Hells but they are a hot mess#“They Broke Their Word” but it's the Spider-Man pointing meme#“They'll kill hundreds of thousands through their actions” but it's the Spider-Man pointing meme#sometimes there is no perfect solution#sometimes you get to the end of a videogame and the ending isn't what you wanted#Bells Hells are either not villains#or they are villains fighting multiple other villains including the Weavemind the Ruby Vanguard and the Exandrian Pantheon#pick your poison#I can be very frustrated by BH when they dive face-first into something with zero plan and none thoughts#but it's also their most charming quality#I'm glad the gods at least have a chance of sticking around now#I'd have missed them if they were dead or gone forever#and I do not think what BH did is what Ludinus wanted#Ludinus didn't want the gods to have a choice or a chance at all#crusty old elf got too addicted to revenge
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Dude I love you so much omgggg get over here!! I need you overseas NOW /silly

Hold on I'm on my way!!!!! Should only take like ten minutes or maybe a year
#Ask#Pigeonstab#I love you too!! <3#I also can't swim or speak french that much yet so getting overseas will be hard lol#Can't believe I missed that Dream and Nightmare drawing last night#I'm gonna print out 100 of them and make it my wallpaper for the whole room#He gets his wings preened for his brother for the first time in hundreds of years ;-; they are together again finally#Dream is so content he's snoozing away he trusts his brother again!!!#I'm gonna go flying like a champagne cork in a second I love them#I hope your portfolio work went okay!! It's a really gorgeous landscape :D
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obsessed with julian asking "what did they do to you? is it some kind of punishment device?" in the wire because my god if this man didn’t go from "this is garak my super cool spy pal who i go on secret missions with and sometimes fuck teehee but also yeah his planet’s kinda fucked up and he’s got some weird ideas but we’re working on it" to "this is garak he's my precious little angel babyman who has been horribly traumatized and brainwashed by his government but it's okay because i'm a doctor and i will fuck and suck the fascism out of him if it’s the last thing i do" in just two years. shit's wild
#i'm having a moment#again#my posts#garashir#julian that entire episode is really just ''the power of love compels you!!!!!!!'' i can't stand him#garak was blorbo from julian's shows for a hot minute there and julian was writing all kinds of woobified fanfiction about him#like i've cried a hundred times over the wire from garak's pov cuz i see it as the episode where he started to respect and love him fr fr#but for julian i think it was more of an eye-opener like. he wanted to exonerate garak of all his crimes to try to justify his crush on him#and i don't think the wire exactly proved him wrong... but i do think it revealed key details and context that he was missing before#like that garak wasn't just some underling spy he was almost the head of his organization#basically garak canonballed julian's beloved headcanons so he had to start from scratch#obsessed w garak recognizing that julian had romanticized him and being like ''ok but what if i'm just a bloodthirsty killer? what then?''#like they went thru All That just for julian to meet tain and come back like#''Your Boss Dad Is Evil The Plan To Heal You With My Dick Is Back On''#gold star for trying i guess but ur gonna be loved no matter what apparently
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Funniest part is I joined a proship server (for selfshipping) because all the "regular" selfship servers are run by antis, and I don't fuck with any of their ships at all. I'm not a hater but by god the things that are talked about in there make me so uncomfortable. I'm a vanilla ass bitch I just don't think harassing people is cool and apparently that alone makes me equal to the antichrist
#two talks#this isn't hate everyonr in that server is so cool. i love you guys#i'm just not into any of the stuff you're into#but man i'm a soft little critter and it's so hard to find a space for that#i got banned from a rp server once because i said i don't support harassment. i'm not exaggerating. i wish i was exaggerating#i'll stop posting about this now but i just had to block several hundred people and i'm just frustrated#i miss the old days when not harassing people was just the norm
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I will be posting a little Astarion piece later today! 🤗
#I really hope you guys don't mind!#-and I hope you'll like it!#ALRIGHT BUT OKAY' COME HERE *grabs you by your shirt collar*#I'm putting up missing posters all over town for my marbles' cuz I've officially LOST THEM#LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME#hey uhh' bg devs' uhh' why is it that I'm able to customize a character so it looks almost exactly like me#and then when I romance astarion' he makes me PICK HIM UP??#HELLO???#LIKE YOU'RE KIDDING#also' not me actually getting frustrated and upset over the fact I'm not in the bg universe-#-since astarion hasn't seen his face in hundreds of years and I can literally draw him 💔💔💔#these vampire boys in my head better start paying rent real' soon....#anyways... imma stop being cringe for now#-astarion piece coming up in a bit 😊👌
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when the same people who wouldn't shut up about you giving too much to everyone and asking you to hold back start complaining that you seem more reserved and don't have the same love and joy for the world and everyone in it as you used to once you actually take their advice...I fucking called it. I knew I should've trusted my gut. I'm not built for holding back and rationing my love and being careful with my heart. I have a big fucking heart and my love isn't expendable it grows the more of it I give and im built to love strangers and listen to people's stories and hold little parts of them in me wherever I go. I'm tired of being careful. I love people and yeah I keep getting my heart broken but it grows back bigger and stronger every time. I wouldn't trade the experiences for anything. im built to be a best friend to whoever needs me because that's what gives me joy. not all of it is a transaction and its okay if everyone doesn't return my love and kindness with the same intensity. im not doing it for a reward. im doing it because knowing a person for however long is a unique and beautiful experience and the reward in itself. I fucking love people you're the reason I want to live
#liveblogging.pdf#hopepunk#i am not built for bitterness. that's my takeaway from this sem#i gave protecting my peace or whatever a shot but I'm someone who derives my joy from being a fly on the walls of a hundred different rooms#i live to make people smile. i miss doing it. i miss trusting and hoping and loving fearlessly#i should get back into teaching kids over the break tbh. I've missed it
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I can be normal about Random Crits in TF2.
#team fortress 2#tf2#IhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethem#yeah I'm aware it's a janky 17 year old game#I'm aware Valve is probably never gonna turn em off and that community servers exist BUT#when I randomly crit another player I feel nothing and when I die to one I feel a Zealous rage not seen since the Crusades#Yeah I may be a Spy player. yeah I might have gotten random crit several times in one fucking game when I otherwise would maybe survive#AND how it disproportionately screws over Spy because in order to do his main gimmicks he has to be in melee range#oh yeah and did I mention melees have the ability to have upwards of 60% random crit chance?#Sure when other people insta-kill someone with a melee it's funny but when I. the Spy player. insta kill someone#Rare high moments my pasty white ASS#not to mention how dispraportionately these benefit some classes (demo#look.it's basic math#the lowest crit chance on a ranged weapon is what 6%?#so 1 out of every 20 or so shots will random crit#(don't ask me how this shit works for sustained damage classes like Heavy and Pyro)#most servers are 24 players right?#so if everyone shoots at the same time odds are at least 1 player is going to get a random crit#multiply that by how ever many hundreds of shots are fired over the course of a game and suddenly it isn't so rare#and suddenly those “rare high moments” aren't so rare any more#not to mention how it benefits classes like demo. soldier. and pyro because of their wide area of effect#jank hit reg makes you miss a stab and now the medic's aware of you? BAM random crit from an Ubersaw#trying to bait an engie away from his sentry you just sapped? BAM Random Crit from a wrench#I think there's a good reason you never see a random triple damage bonus in any other FPS game ever
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being a person of annoyingly diverse interests is so funny like "oh wow, I definitely would've gone to that guy performing an original lute accompaniment to the 1928 version of the fall of the house of usher if I weren't going to the nutcracker with my mommy :)"
#looks like I'll also miss hundreds of beavers rip#my mom and I used to go to the local version of the nutcracker when I was a kid#we stopped after we moved and money got tight#but we've gone together a couple times now that I'm an adult#we're gonna go see the philly ballet :)#I understand why so many ballet people are resentful toward the nutcracker#but counterpoint:#I like seeing it with my mommy :)#the fun part is that you can go see crowd-pleasers AND annoyingly niche bullshit
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/cries FTH 2025 is coming up too fast... i haven't been able to write ANY of the stuff i wanted to between finishing last year's FTH fic and this year ;A;
i'm still going to sign up because it means a lot to me to be able to use fandom + creative energy to make a positive difference in the world, but please be aware that it is extremely unlikely that i'll be producing a fic as long as the one i wrote for FTH 2024. i'll make a post with more details later, but i'll probably be trying to keep whatever i write to a one shot and no longer.
#i have a lot of personal projects i want to work on...#expanding cleric!sy fic...#daemon binggeyuan fic...#atticwife impulses binggeyuan (or bingqiu?) as inspired by the same themes in HGLL...#jin lan city time loop...#plus like five hundred million other ideas but those are my top ones right now....#i wanna do binggeyuan minibang again this year too... i've felt like i was missing out the past couple years!#anyway all that + i'm still a litttllleee overwhlmed from my move and everything i have to get done still#so . yeah . reduced FTH output from me this year dkfjhg#it's important to me that i do it but i don't want anyone to bid on me expecting me to write another 65k for it like i did this year ;;;#nyoomerr rambles
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uh. did anyone else suddenly just lose a shit ton of followers today
#listen i've been acting mad goofy lately i acknowledge that#and if i lost a good amount of followers over it i would understand COMPLETELY#but like. over a hundred all at once seems.... strange#did tumblr do a purge of undercover bots or inactive blogs or something??#is it a glitch?#was there a meeting i missed???#i don't really care if i lost followers i'm just confused lol#wtf
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