#and i’m a lesbian

[pastelwoolfie]

what the fuck do you call whatever rizz transformers one sentinel prime has going on cause the consensus i’ve seen is that we HATE him but we’re also barking at his feet like a dog

[overusedtoothbrush]

bro percy jackson lowk the rizz god

[s-ublimedyke]

lesbian gfs reblog if u agree

[thecanadianweeb]

my male ex is back. he was a guy i dated before i realized i had feelings for women.

[ace-of-d1am0nds]

my friend got me to start playing baldurs gate 3 bc of the kinda mean hot cleric and he was right of course she is hot and i’m into the fact that she’s kinda mean but now every time he brings her up i’m a mess AND I JUST WANT HIM TO STOP DOING THAT PLS

[piqu3d]

i feel the same way about this episode as I do the game extension with the same plot… not enough hurt joel and too much teenagers

[arcanefanpage]

SHE’S ALIVE!! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL! THE AIRSHIP AT THE END!!! THE GLITCHY END CREDITS!! THE AIR VENTS!!! THE GLITCH! CAITLYN’S SMIRK AT THE END!!!

[femmeofhearts]

i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels

[urmumhaha]

I wish butch n femme balls existed. Not to b a fucking sap n a massive dyke but wow. Ugh even. Just wanna wear a gown n stilettos n have my honey greet me w a bouquet before we leave n we wear matching or complimentary jewelry n spend hours on my hair and makeup to impress. N then when we get there my honey will spin me around the room for a brief dance before grabbing something to drink, wine for me n whiskey for her, as we chat w other dykes n celebrate butchfemmeness. Or whatever

[butterflyhamster]

logging into tumblr like yes i love women and my hobbies include yearning and being silly.

[littledoepeach]

some ocs!! a pissed off cat girl and a high maintenance puppy girl who met on tinder and are now dating 😌🙏

[sabellart]

the long foretold hannigram yuri

[justagirlluckyme]

Spotify wrapped was lowkey boring this year, no top album, no genre sandwich, and no music listener personality, no city </3 also what in the world were those “genres”

[femmefruit]

femme tip: pavlov your partner with a perfume.

pick one to wear every time you KNOW you’re going to fuck and stick with it for a while. i’d go for something pretty different from your usual scent. consistency is key in the first few months, i started out wearing it every time i knew we were going for a drink knowing we’d get handsy later. eventually, you can put some on just to get coffee- they won’t know exactly why they can’t keep their hands off of you. spray it in the bathroom before you leave, they can’t figure out why they miss you so much. pretty soon you’ll be just a spray away from hot lesbian sex <3 you’re welcome

[kat-rose-griffith]

Bridgerton season 3

[femmeofhearts]

it’s all fun and games until i get called a pet name and suddenly i can’t think anymore