#and i’m a lesbian

[pastelwoolfie]

what the fuck do you call whatever rizz transformers one sentinel prime has going on cause the consensus i’ve seen is that we HATE him but we’re also barking at his feet like a dog

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A guy was flirting with me and I told him, “Sorry I don’t date guys that are shorter than my little brother, that would just be weird,” and then walked away.

[overusedtoothbrush]

bro percy jackson lowk the rizz god

[s-ublimedyke]

lesbian gfs reblog if u agree

[elizabeth-dicewielder]

Forever salty that I inherited my dad’s wrist problems but developed them like 15 years younger when everything I enjoy doing involves my wrists

[thecanadianweeb]

my male ex is back. he was a guy i dated before i realized i had feelings for women.

[ace-of-d1am0nds]

my friend got me to start playing baldurs gate 3 bc of the kinda mean hot cleric and he was right of course she is hot and i’m into the fact that she’s kinda mean but now every time he brings her up i’m a mess AND I JUST WANT HIM TO STOP DOING THAT PLS

[piqu3d]

i feel the same way about this episode as I do the game extension with the same plot… not enough hurt joel and too much teenagers

[sapphosdickandballs]

5 sexiest things a woman could wear

Full suit of armor

Just an oversized teeshirt

blood of her enemies

leather jacket

Super cool sword on her back

[femmeofhearts]

i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels

[urmumhaha]

I wish butch n femme balls existed. Not to b a fucking sap n a massive dyke but wow. Ugh even. Just wanna wear a gown n stilettos n have my honey greet me w a bouquet before we leave n we wear matching or complimentary jewelry n spend hours on my hair and makeup to impress. N then when we get there my honey will spin me around the room for a brief dance before grabbing something to drink, wine for me n whiskey for her, as we chat w other dykes n celebrate butchfemmeness. Or whatever

[kat-rose-griffith]

Bridgerton season 3

[freshbeeth]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re the cunty fuzzy octoling from splatoon

[butterflyhamster]

logging into tumblr like yes i love women and my hobbies include yearning and being silly.

[soaked-doors]

red wine supernovaaa ❤️🧡🤍🩷

[trygrievousbutgirl-blog]

Lesbian bases be like

1st base: sharing deep seated sexual preferences

2nd base: confession of love

3rd base: first date