#and i’m a lesbian
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what the fuck do you call whatever rizz transformers one sentinel prime has going on cause the consensus i’ve seen is that we HATE him but we’re also barking at his feet like a dog
#don’t get me wrong#i hate him too#but he’s also fine#and i’m a lesbian#transformers#transformers brainrot#sentinel prime#transformers one
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A guy was flirting with me and I told him, “Sorry I don’t date guys that are shorter than my little brother, that would just be weird,” and then walked away.
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bro percy jackson lowk the rizz god
#battle of the labyrinth#like bro i would fall in love with him#and i’m a lesbian#percy jackson#percy and annabeth#percy jackon and the olympians#percabeth#pjo#annabeth chase#calypso
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lesbian gfs reblog if u agree
#i’m drunk#and i’m a lesbian#and i love my girlfriend#so much#long distance is awful#i want my hands on her
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Forever salty that I inherited my dad’s wrist problems but developed them like 15 years younger when everything I enjoy doing involves my wrists
#video game. playing the piano. doing math. writing.#AND i’m a lesbian#in what world is this reasonable#side note: is anyone else inheriting their parents’ mobility issues/pain/joint fuckery like over a decade younger#than your parent developed it?#like is that a trend or is it just me
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my male ex is back. he was a guy i dated before i realized i had feelings for women.
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my friend got me to start playing baldurs gate 3 bc of the kinda mean hot cleric and he was right of course she is hot and i’m into the fact that she’s kinda mean but now every time he brings her up i’m a mess AND I JUST WANT HIM TO STOP DOING THAT PLS
#it doesn’t help that he’s a man#and i’m a lesbian#and yet we somehow have the same type in fictional characters#baldur's gate iii#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate shadowheart#THATS HER NAME OML#i’m so bad at names holy shit
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i feel the same way about this episode as I do the game extension with the same plot… not enough hurt joel and too much teenagers
#and I’m a lesbian#the daddy issues are more prevalent in me than the queerness#tlou spoilers#tlou#left behind#ellie williams
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5 sexiest things a woman could wear
Full suit of armor
Just an oversized teeshirt
blood of her enemies
leather jacket
Super cool sword on her back
#Putting this on my main bc it needs to be said#Also could apply to men! I’m just not applying it to men cause I’m a lesbian. But definitely a lot of gender neutral things here#wlw post#me being annoying#funny#lesbian#Chappell roan#Kinda#tho this post was written before that
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i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels
#femmeofhearts thoughts#lesbian#certified weird femme#this is totally not about anything specific that i’m still mad about at all wdym#i love nothing more than to haunt people#ooo yes you cannot escape the thought of me oooooo#femme dyke
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I wish butch n femme balls existed. Not to b a fucking sap n a massive dyke but wow. Ugh even. Just wanna wear a gown n stilettos n have my honey greet me w a bouquet before we leave n we wear matching or complimentary jewelry n spend hours on my hair and makeup to impress. N then when we get there my honey will spin me around the room for a brief dance before grabbing something to drink, wine for me n whiskey for her, as we chat w other dykes n celebrate butchfemmeness. Or whatever
#thinkin thots#sorry everyone I’m tired n a lil high after work n feeling DRAB so we r imagining#n listen I know balls r just a flaunting wrath bourgeois thing#wealth#this is just a simple indulgence for the Eve#lesbian#i#femme lesbian#butch/femme#butch lesbian#womp womp
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Bridgerton season 3
#bridgerton#it was going to be bisexuals but I’m not sure if she’s bi or a lesbian#oh and I just saw luke said Benedict is pan#benedict bridgerton#francesca bridgerton#michaela stirling#bisexual#pansexuel#lesbian#lgbtq#lgbtqia#bridgerton spoilers
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i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re the cunty fuzzy octoling from splatoon
#again i’m so sorry lesbians#(i’m not)#splatoon 3#splatoon#halloween#cosplay#i’m fully capable of taking professional quality cosplay pics#but that phone + mirror + no makeup just vibes combo beckons to me…#i’ve had this one in the works since. since 2022.#the SECOND they dropped this baddie i knew it was joever#squidposting
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logging into tumblr like yes i love women and my hobbies include yearning and being silly.
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red wine supernovaaa ❤️🧡🤍🩷
#it’s lesbian visibility week and I’m that one lesbian that doesn’t play about nami (also a lesbian)#cat burglar nami#nefertari vivi#nami#vivi#namivivi#one piece#one piece fanart#my art#lesbian visibility week
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Lesbian bases be like
1st base: sharing deep seated sexual preferences
2nd base: confession of love
3rd base: first date
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