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pastelwoolfie · 2 months ago

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what the fuck do you call whatever rizz transformers one sentinel prime has going on cause the consensus i’ve seen is that we HATE him but we’re also barking at his feet like a dog

#don’t get me wrong #i hate him too #but he’s also fine #and i’m a lesbian #transformers #transformers brainrot #sentinel prime #transformers one

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overusedtoothbrush · 1 year ago

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bro percy jackson lowk the rizz god

#battle of the labyrinth #like bro i would fall in love with him #and i’m a lesbian #percy jackson #percy and annabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #percabeth #pjo #annabeth chase #calypso

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s-ublimedyke · 1 year ago

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lesbian gfs reblog if u agree

#i’m drunk #and i’m a lesbian #and i love my girlfriend #so much #long distance is awful #i want my hands on her

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elizabeth-dicewielder · 9 months ago

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Forever salty that I inherited my dad’s wrist problems but developed them like 15 years younger when everything I enjoy doing involves my wrists

#video game. playing the piano. doing math. writing.#AND i’m a lesbian #in what world is this reasonable #side note: is anyone else inheriting their parents’ mobility issues/pain/joint fuckery like over a decade younger #than your parent developed it?#like is that a trend or is it just me

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thecanadianweeb · 11 months ago

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my male ex is back. he was a guy i dated before i realized i had feelings for women.

#exes #not sexy #eww #i mean at least he apologized #but i have a gf already so sorry #and i’m a lesbian

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ace-of-d1am0nds · 1 year ago

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my friend got me to start playing baldurs gate 3 bc of the kinda mean hot cleric and he was right of course she is hot and i’m into the fact that she’s kinda mean but now every time he brings her up i’m a mess AND I JUST WANT HIM TO STOP DOING THAT PLS

#it doesn’t help that he’s a man #and i’m a lesbian #and yet we somehow have the same type in fictional characters #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate shadowheart #THATS HER NAME OML #i’m so bad at names holy shit

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piqu3d · 2 years ago

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i feel the same way about this episode as I do the game extension with the same plot… not enough hurt joel and too much teenagers

#and I’m a lesbian #the daddy issues are more prevalent in me than the queerness #tlou spoilers #tlou #left behind #ellie williams

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sapphosdickandballs · 5 months ago

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5 sexiest things a woman could wear

Full suit of armor

Just an oversized teeshirt

blood of her enemies

leather jacket

Super cool sword on her back

#Putting this on my main bc it needs to be said #Also could apply to men! I’m just not applying it to men cause I’m a lesbian. But definitely a lot of gender neutral things here #wlw post #me being annoying #funny #lesbian #Chappell roan #Kinda #tho this post was written before that #Lgbt

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arcanefanpage · 5 days ago

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SHE’S ALIVE!! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL! THE AIRSHIP AT THE END!!! THE GLITCHY END CREDITS!! THE AIR VENTS!!! THE GLITCH! CAITLYN’S SMIRK AT THE END!!!

#I NEED her to be alive #SHE CANNOT BE DEAD #also I’m sorry but all the foreshadowing and little details #I swear in the next arcane show she WILL be there #also why would Cait be smirking at the end if Jinx was dead #season 2 arcane theory #arcane #jinx #arcane jinx #jinx arcane #season 2 arcane #arcane season 2 spoilers #arcane league of legends #league of lesbians #league of legends arcane #jinx league of legends #lol jinx #arcane 2

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femmeofhearts · 3 months ago

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i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels

#femmeofhearts thoughts #lesbian #certified weird femme #this is totally not about anything specific that i’m still mad about at all wdym #i love nothing more than to haunt people #ooo yes you cannot escape the thought of me oooooo #femme dyke

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urmumhaha · 9 months ago

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I wish butch n femme balls existed. Not to b a fucking sap n a massive dyke but wow. Ugh even. Just wanna wear a gown n stilettos n have my honey greet me w a bouquet before we leave n we wear matching or complimentary jewelry n spend hours on my hair and makeup to impress. N then when we get there my honey will spin me around the room for a brief dance before grabbing something to drink, wine for me n whiskey for her, as we chat w other dykes n celebrate butchfemmeness. Or whatever

#thinkin thots #sorry everyone I’m tired n a lil high after work n feeling DRAB so we r imagining #n listen I know balls r just a flaunting wrath bourgeois thing #wealth #this is just a simple indulgence for the Eve #lesbian #i #femme lesbian #butch/femme #butch lesbian #womp womp

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littledoepeach · 11 months ago

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