#and i was like yea i will be im just on my period and w/e

[baby-prophet]

today was weird.. I ended up sobbing in the bathroom at work while these two little girls sharing the large handicap stall made disgusting fart sounds with their mouths.. it felt so surreal

[monsterbisexual]

me rn moodboard

[ssugarsnap]

🕳️

[nolongerslayinghere]

YO WHAT THE FUCK PUT THAT BACK PART 2

nnununununununu: ayyyy part 2 is here with the liuye boys (how do u spell that) anyways

i’m writing this durin passing period cause i fucking can.

I am once again eating croutons aNywAys I got a avacado right i named him kevin and he wont stop fucking staring. 

ANWAYS I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS 

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TUMBLR ON CHROME WASNT WORKING SO I USED MICROSOFT EDGE-

SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG 

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Xingqiu 

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xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: wtf is my name 

y/n: your names hard to spell what c  a n i s a y 

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: its literally xing qiu 

y/n: xingiolskjsidlksgsjl 

y/n: there

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: your so dumb 

y/n:

XINDFGKHFDLKJ HOW COULD U 😭 I THOUGHT U LOVED ME NOO SAJKDHSAJK 

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: AY AY AY YO WHATS THAT WHOS ROOTIN TOOTIN PUTIN 

y/n: ?????????????? what 

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: WHO IS HE AND WHY IS HE A RECCOMENDED FRIEND 

y/n: XINLSKDHFKLSEHGOWEITHJ WHO U TALKIN ABOUT 

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: MY NAME IS NOT XINRLHSERKEJSHUI ITS XINGQIU 

y/n: fuck u smh 

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: 

YOU SENT THIS AND WHY????? 

y/n: oh wrong image

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: WHY ARE YOU SO CALM THATS SO WEIRD KLASJHDSAKLHFA

y/n: i have more

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil:NO 

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CHONYUN (MY BELOVED)

#antihot: we ran out of popsicles 

y/n: what do you want me to do about it 

#antihot: go buy some???????

y/n: ight 👀

#antihot: eye-

#antihot: whats that?????????????

#antihot: why is it saved on your phone????

y/n: w h a t

#antihot: ??????????

#antihot: WHY IS THIS 

ON YOUR GOD DAMN PHONE

y/n: oH i meant to send this 

#antihot: i a m leave 

y/n:  p l e a s e n o s t a y

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XIAO (it was his birthday so happy late birthday XIAO 😩)

old man: y /  n

y / n :

yes my  l o v e 

old man: -

old man: w-

old man: why- is that saved on your phone 

y/n; whats what save on my fucking phone 

old man:

WHATS THIS 

y/n: oh tHAt I thought it was funny 😞✋but you didn’t laugh you are just concerned 

old man: i-

y/n: anyways i meant this 

cause i was so exited to get messages first 

old man:

y/n: no you cant 

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Childe (CHILDE STANS GON BE MADSDKHFDKSJFHDS)

childe moelster: yO you want some money 👀

y/n

childe moelster: *SCREAMS*

childe moelster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA REVERSE PET 

y/n: why you scared

childe moelster: BITCH YOU FUCKING SENT THIS 

y/n:

childe moelster: 🧍‍♂️

y/n:  OH YEA  i didnt mean that bird picture i sent. also why are you so afraid of the truth

childe moelster: no 

y/n: i meant to send this smh 

childe moelster: *leaves*

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Zhongli

broke bitch: give me mora 

y/n;

you after my money like

broke bitch: . . . . . .

broke bitch: I dont think i look like this 

y/n: I didnt mean to send that 

broke bitch: i didnt think i was THAT ugly

y/n: .  .  i meant to send this 

broke bitch: i can see why you run everytime you see me.

y/n: 🏃‍♀️

broke bitch 🤺 you can never leave 

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BONUS BENNETT 😩

🧍‍♂️:  i lost my shoe can you help me find it 

y/n: how did you loose your shoe????

🧍‍♂️: i dont know...

y/n:

🧍‍♂️: AAAAAJKAHSDJSDHER8NK WHATS THAT WHY IS IT ON YOUR PHEON KASHJDJKSAHV 

y/n: ????????

🧍‍♂️:

y/n: wait no i didnt mean to send that 

y/n: i meant this 

🧍‍♂️: leaves

y/n: not again GET BACK HERE 🏃‍♀️

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THIS TOOK SO LONG CAUSE TUMBLR AINT WORKIN ON CHROME IM USING MICROSOFT EDGE 

SO YEA SORRY DONT GET MAD A ME FOR CHILDES NAME MY FRIEND SAYS HES THE TYPE OF GUY TO TOUCH YOUR KIDS AT NIGHT SO SORRY SDJKHFDSK 

so uh yea! :3 i hope you enjoyed and have a nice day. and drink water and if you dont i will find you and eat your bed 

anyways i hope you enjoyed! <:3

- Fructose 

[yakocchi]

A Special Anniversary with the Prince // Voiced Mini Stories

time for the one bmp1-themed event for the next couple of months yea i grumble abt bmp2 all the time but i still play and check schedules. dont get it twisted, i know whos the real clown in this relationship

i think this is supposed to be a small event to celebrate the former bmp1 social (GREE) anniversary, which was aug 29. bmp2’s anni is in sept, so this is a small period of time they can recognize it i suppose

these events are so faccin short holy crud i cannot stress that enough. im used to bs, but it feels rude considering how bmp1 is only like a side... thing. yes, theyve been gradually rereleasing season 2 on bmp2 platforms over the course of this year, but thats just a port man. also not a very good port given that even when u shell out all ur cruz for the sweet story it doesnt get saved to the album + i dun even want to hear of it until they materialize a zain season 2 out of thin air. i know hes prob supposed to be a one-shot route (like jin) but he’s a good guy yea good guy by sf9 pls stream

quicc translations behind the cut

Glenn (CV. Ishikawa Kaito)

[G]: “Pretty... No; while the fireworks are pretty too, of course, I was talking about you.” [G]: “...Ugh, what are you saying, me?” [G]: “But if I don’t properly express how I feel, then I won’t have my feelings expressed period.” [G]: “Today, you’re... crazy pretty.”

⋆ sorry idk the proper prince-like equivalent of essentially “hella” ;;

Zain (CV. Hirakawa Daisuke)

[Z]: “Even in a place like Nobel Castle, one gets to see fireworks on several occasions, but…” [Z]: “There is nothing that could surpass seeing the fireworks with you like this.” [Z]: “Could you not hear me over the fireworks?” [Z]: “Then… (kiss)” [Z]: “With that, my feelings have been expressed (to you), no? [Z]: “…Your red face— Is that due to the fireworks?” [Z]: “I jest. It seems… that my feelings have been properly conveyed.”

Joshua (CV. Namikawa Daisuke)

[J]: “Bring out your hand. I mustn’t lose sight of you in this crowd, after all.” [J]: “This is also… pest repellent.” [J]: “As there isn’t a man who wouldn’t think about looking at you with that yukata on…”

Edward (CV. Okitsu Kazuyuki)

[E]: “There is quite the variety of fireworks, hm.” [E]: “Ah- the one over there is a rose, is it?” [E]: “Haha, I’m elated by simply watching lovely fireworks like this, but,” [E]: “As for me— Coupled with these grand fireworks," [E]: “Being able to see a smile appear to blossom on your face, makes me feel happier than anything else.”

Keith (CV. Kondo Takashi)

[K]: “These fireworks are huge.” [K]: “Well, I mean, Oriens’ fireworks are a bit different from Liberty’s…” [K]: “They stand out as more of a modest beauty than a flashy one— they resemble you…” [K]: “—No, ‘was nothing. Forget it.”

Roberto (CV. Kimura Ryohei)

[R]: “Hey, hey, in Oriens,” [R]: “They say, ‘Tamaya!’ when viewing fireworks—” [R]: “Right?” [R]: “Let’s shout it together!” [R]: “Ready, set— Tamaya!!”

Wilfred (CV. Sakurai Takahiro)

[W]: “When the fireworks end, can the two of us sneak out for a bit?” [W]: “Hm- Can’t hear me over the fireworks?” [W]: “After this, can we sneak out-…?” [W]: “Still can’t hear me?” [W]: “…Haah… One thing left to do…” [W]: “…(kiss)” [W]: “Get it now?”

Yakov (CV. Yasumoto Hiroki)

[Y]: “Your eyes are more brilliant than the fireworks here.” [Y]: “I find it more entertaining to watch you over that of the fireworks as well.” [Y]: “I never tire of seeing your expression change rapidly from this to that in such a way.”

FIN

i have nothing left to say tbh. uh well ive been playing ed’s sequel for no real reason (guess i want the campaign stuff. i guess). RYAN........ if he was given a budget of 50 extra dollars hed be a cutie tbh like bmp1 leonardo. which is why leonhart makes the big bux

on another note, ive seen the anni page and it seems like an event that involves the bmp1 cast appearing (as side charas to the bmp2 guy obv) may be in order ........ill be waiting

[lunar-lair]

I adore your tags on the post about my cousin asjdkskflg. perfection. and good on you for never doing what the comic showed!

When I was 19, I tried alcohol for the first time. it was basically sparkling fruit juice but I hated it. oh god I hated it so much and I didn’t get why adults loved this stuff??????? but my friends/classmates were always like ‘oh yummy, love me some flavored nail polish” so I kept quiet so no one would know something was wrong with me

turns out everyone I knew was severely exaggerating (trying to fit in). one guy said he dumped his beer in the bushes during a frat party. a girl I went camping with poured water into an empty vodka bottle so she could ‘participate’ without anyone mocking her. a classmate once showed me their trick for pretending to sip by covering the top of the bottle with their hand. I even remember being 22 and trying to claim ‘8 shots don’t affect me’ as if my worth as a human being was calculated by the number of empty glasses I collected

Drinking is a rite of passage for a lot of people. you’re mature if you drink and adults love it, so you can’t be a ‘real adult’ if you don’t drink. It’s less about liking the taste or enjoying yourself - people want to feel part of the ‘in group’ and they do this by othering the ‘out group.’ (in group- likes ‘manly’ drinks, never gets tipsy, takes shots by the handful, etc.) (out group- lightweight, doesn’t drink at all, likes fruity drinks, etc.)

I have severe ADHD and a family history of alcoholism so I have to be extremely careful. addiction is no joke and people don’t treat alcohol like the drug it is. Some families won’t inform their kids of a health history that increases risk factors (or might not even know) which makes underage drinking even more dangerous

…

TO CONCLUDE THIS ADVICE RANT TRIGGERED BY SUDDENLY REALIZING AT 3AM THAT I HAVE MINORS FOLLOWING ME and should probably try to set a good example;

enjoy being 16 and don’t adhere to the rite of passage cultural that makes you ‘look forward to being [insert legal drinking age].’ I know how isolating it can feel when everyone appears to be ‘growing up’ and doing adult things without you, but if nothing else I’ve learned that being the only sober person in a group full of fools is free comedy

*disclaimer for angry internet ppl; things are complex, perspective is subjective, and a single persons experiences cannot be accepted as the ‘one holy truth’*

Oh lmao. Ok ill answer this in blocks the same way you wrote it also hi!!!!! :DDD yet again this is funny?? I spent a good 10 mins commenting on evanescant signs earlier lmao. ok 1st block alright

It is so very funny you say that bc ive actually tried gin. Takes like shitty peppermint and blueberries. Same for red wine, tho i had permission that time (still tasted like shit); never beer tho!! Regardless tonic also tastes Bad, all of my experiences w it have been Bleh. Not to say i ever had more than a sip/severely watered down gulp

PPASNSPSJPD OK LISTEN TO ME. Ive actually tasted nail polish remover AND nail polish before (finger sucking habits r.i.p spaced out bc epic f) AND IT LITERALLY TASTES LIKE THAT AOSJSOSJ. Like the same shit as they put on switch cartridges dude!! Except, comparatively, the only ppl I Personally know who drink like. Period at all are full blown adults i just dont get them either

AND ITS LIKE 4 AM HERE TOO SO IM HANDLING THIS SO V V CLUMSILY RIP but yea!! I mean, peer pressure is lowkey nonexistent in my town; we are so so so so christian and apparently a ton of bad shit happens a lot? But it never reaches me sooo w/e lmao. Literally havent heard abt anyone i know drinking underaged enough for it to be like. Anything other than 'hehehe i sipped the gin in the fridge >:3' like my shit was which is straight up curiosity. Also i already know that lmao; havent been in a room with a bunch of 13 yr olds whove huffed sharpies before?

(Ok 1 how did u get italics in ask?? And 2 lmao dw too bad. Epic disclaimer ofc!! But im like. In this lil Bubble where i have like 180 followers but no one ever actual interacts w my shit its v funny)

[twisterss]

this period cycle is a lot better in terms of pain but i feel constantly dizzy so thats a different issue lol... 

[cmescapade]

my long overview/review of ‘Star Wars: Journey to Batuu’ after forcing myself to play it almost nonstop

so i said i was going to amend what i said in response to this ask after playing to min/max shit so here is a tldr version of my opinion after playing:

I consider this pack to be a 2/10; It's enough to kill time as a temporary distraction, but not for long. There’s absolutely no replay value after going through all those missions as each outcome is ultimately the same by faction. There also doesn’t seem to be any negative outcomes for each prompt in the little “choose your adventure” pop ups--And if there is, it is extremely low since I have never gotten a negative outcome. 

The aspirations are fair, and are the only things I found in this pack that’s anyway redeemable since I believe the rewards can be used well in conjunction with general solo/super-sim gameplay.

kinda sat on this for a while bc i wasn’t sure if i should post something so lengthy but then i remembered this is my blog n i can post my left toe if i wanted to

even tho i would never post a pic of my left toe anyway

.......at least for free. With the right price, however....

anyway more details under the cut if you’re interested bc i like to ramble :))

I decided to split this into 5 sections to organize my thoughts a little better. I’ll be separating my thoughts on each faction, the ships as a rabbit hole, the faction missions, the star wars aspirations, and then the breakdown of my 2/10 rating. 

1. Factions

When you travel to Batuu, the game gives you a starting “mission” or quest to get you acclimated to the areas, and each area has a specific Faction associated with it.

And yes, you cannot live anywhere, nor are there any lots, as was already stated.

Every area has a similar makeup which has:

Control Panels

Supply Crates

1 non-rabbit hole area

1 interactable ship

The Black Spire Outpost is the biggest area and has:

Two places to grab food, three if you count the Cantina

Aside from the Cantina, the other areas are rabbit holes

The two eateries are:

Docking Bay 7

this one has the most food options

you’ll never go hungry in batuu because the cheapest items on the menu are Outpost Popcorn Mix and Water at 0 credits lmao

the other two foods not shown in the screenshot above are Yobshrimp Noodle Salad and Braised Shaak Roast

Ronto Roasters

This food place has two of the same options Docking Bay 7 has as well as two additional food items

Oga’s Cantina

The only area that you see the inside of

yea the bar serves batuu-only drinks too

also where you find the guy who would give you Scoundrel missions, Hondo Ohnaka.

You can essentially max your Scoundrel reputation without it hindering whichever side you wanna take, and you can keep it when you essentially max out your rep on either the Resistance or the First Order.

There aren’t any real pros to being a Scoundrel aside from some socialization interactions. It doesn’t do anything for initial Batuu gameplay aside from unlocking Scoundrel outfits in CAS and some upgrades for your droids, but this goes for all of your options (Resistance, First Order, & Scoundrel).

The Dwelling

This is a rabbit hole where your sim goes to sleep, pee, or shower… If not the closest bench. 

It’s located opposite to the Cantina. 

If you’re ever lost, there’s a spire you can sit/nap on right in front of it–or you can just wait till your sim wants to pee. 

they’ll automatically run there 

that’s… how i found it, tbh

Dok Ondar’s Den of Antiquities

Another rabbithole

This place sells items you can use to complete missions, like Dataspikes and a couple of Lightsaber parts

Majority of the inventory are decorative stuff to bring back with you

Savi’s Workshop

Right behind the antique shop is the lightsaber place where you can find more hilts, kyber crystals, and display cases for your lightsabers.

You can also click on the shop to start a lightsaber challenge.

Outside this area, you have the First Order District which has more supply crates and control panels than the other two neighborhoods, and a lot more activity–Makes sense since this is basically the hub for the First Order in general. 

There’s only the Droid Depot in this area, and the only real shop that has use for credits. Food wise, there’s a food stall, and if your sim is stinky or tired, they’d basically disappear for a few minutes to recharge and come back. 

Droid Depot

Each faction has specific Droid personality traits

Aside from “voices,” these personalities don’t do much

I guess the First Order one is a lot more zap-happy though

The Resistance Camp is even smaller. Like the other areas, it’s littered with supply crates, but only has one control panel and no shops. However, there’s a rabbit hole toward the back in the Caves.

This doesn’t lead you to anywhere interesting, and it’s just another ‘choose your own adventure’ kind of thing. 

2. Ships

In the Black Spire Outpost, you’ll find the iconic Millennium Falcon. You can do kessel runs and explore in the Millennium Falcon with Chewbacca if you have a high Scoundrel reputation. 

However, although I said you get to ride with Chewbacca, you don’t ever see him come out 

He just kinda……………..stays there

and the prompts tell u he’s there

n ur gonna have to go with it and use the power of your imagination to believe he really do be there

In the First Order District, there’s the TIE Echelon, which functions the same way as the Millennium Falcon… But, you can’t do anything outside of exploring or using it for missions. This is how the X-Wing Starfighter in the Resistance Camp functions as well. 

It’s all pretty copy and paste, but w/e, that’s how EA does it  

 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3. Missions

There may be several different missions per faction, but to no one’s surprise, they’re all literally the same one but worded differently.

Regular missions only have one plus (+) and one negative (-) icon

Regular Scoundrel missions only have one plus icon and no negatives since they don’t impact other factions

Each faction has a regular mission that pertains to:

Obtaining information

Exploring with the faction’s designated ship

Stealing from Supply Crates

Hacking a Control Panel

Yes………………….They’re very repetitive

You don’t have to do all of them though

You can spam the same one over and over as long as it fits the time slot

For example, the Resistance’s ship exploration mission is limited to only the day time and seems to disappear when it gets late in game

also there’s an error with the TIE Echelon where it’s missing a whole ass prompt

……As you can see, the options make no sense because the prompt is the same one that came before it 🥴

anyway…

Story Missions are the only missions that seem to differentiate from each faction.

All missions that pertain to the “story” are indicated with prerequisites of higher ranks within the faction

All of them give a double boost toward your faction

If it’s a Resistance story quest, it’ll always increase hostility from First Order members

Vice versa for the First Order faction

The Scoundrels are neutral, and do not impact any faction 

It’s only the Resistance and First Order factions that have very similar plot lines

but I’m guessing it’s only like that since they’re supposed to follow the vague cause/effect the two of them have?

4. Aspirations

The initial Aspiration you get when you pick the Star Wars umbrella in CAS (or in game) is “Hope VS Order.” After completing this one aspiration, you unlock the 3 that pertain to each faction.

Paragon of Hope

Resistance aspiration

Reward trait gives a boost to Charisma skill building

This is probably nice for those careers that need Charisma to be high, like the Political and Business branches

Enforcer of Order

First Order aspiration

Lowers chances of “Death from Anger”

Since I like killing my sims, I think this aspiration is pointless lmao

Galactic Privateer

Scoundrel aspiration

“Sleight of Hand” reward trait

Unlocks pickpocketing outside of Criminal branch usage

Best one here tbh

Works outside of Batuu, you’ll steal simoleons instead of credits

Also you can cheat whenever u play Sabaac and no one will notice

5. Reevaluation of Initial Opinions

I’ll be going through my initial list from my Response to the Ask I got before. I originally stated that it seemed promising and it was a 3.5~4/10.

Aesthetics/Visual: my opinion is unchanged, it still made me sad i can’t have a little shanty house out there or rent a garbo lot, 0.5/5

The longer I played, the more I didn’t find any new animations

The lightsaber sparring slowly began to look like a mash between GF and RoM duels after a while

I still hate that the areas were beautiful (+0.5) but the interactive places forced cutaway

why do you wanna ruin my screenshots like this, man

CAS/BB still is hard to integrate–Unless your sim is a geek with figurines, the ship models might be nice to add to their collections

Otherwise……

….

I don’t have a follow up for that, sry

Gameplay: uhhh at least i found something i could use outside of Batuu, 1.5/5

I think that playing 3984729847 repetitive missions for a long period time really orientated me to the whole map

…but the fact that i had trouble the first time around still makes it not-user friendly

the issue I had with the resistance members not having an icon? It’s a thing, I guess

The resistance quests take you on a weird trip to “prove” yourself so i guess the icons are supposed to show that they’re “not” resistance members or something idk

they’re supposed to be the sneaky underdogs who wanna do good or w/e

I guess that’s immersive…….. +0.5

sry im first order trash

they also have “Ignite the Spark” and “Ask about Missions” both leading to the same mission screen……………….

convenience?? i guess??

missions are still confusing, made worse when the game itself glitches up a storm

there was one mission where i had to go to the cantina to find someone

and they wouldn’t spawn within the time frame………….

i had to go in and out for like 3 days until they actually spawned

i only knew this bc i arrested half the people in the cantina while i was bored

so anyone without a red bar was probably them lmfaoo

also, as i stated above……. there’s some mission errors in the prompts 

Currency is still worthless.

Everything can be done by purely stealing from supply crates

Credits are only worth to blow it off on sabaac! 

The only real need for credits is to have 1,000 so u can buy a droid

Then slam the rest of those credits on the table to bet bajillions on a game of sabaac!

Aspirations………. Useful +1

Despite them being sorta niche, they’re pretty decent

Can abuse the rewards for optimal gameplay for a super sim

Honestly i just love the pickpocketing reward off the Scoundrel aspiration, just because it works outside of Batuu (and that he didn’t have to be in the Criminal career for it either)

In total, my personal rating for this pack is 2/10.

It was nice, but I don’t really see this pack being replayable, considering that i did everything there was to do on Batuu in a single trip. Sure I could’ve taken my time, but since everything would end up the same anyway, it felt like it was set up to be a one-time gig. 

At least with JA you’re moderately forced to return so you can collect treasures that are RNG–In JtB, you can snatch up all that you need on Batuu from grinding everything like a nutcase. There’s also chances of failure in JA, but on Batuu that percentage is almost little to none. The most you’ll ever get is a dazed moodlet that barely lasts, a negative relationship, and being escorted to a loading screen.  

I feel like this pack could be a little better if there were more risks involved, but there are barely any that I encountered. It’s just another weird, rehashed cash grab by EA.

[viovio]

WHAT R UR RICHTER HEADCANONS

IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED

modern aus are the bane of my existence I love them so much he wouldn't be a streamer he like occasionally pops up in marias streams and he's an internet celebrity he's not jerma he's his bigfoot

knows everything about minecraft obviously he takes sharing beds very seriously

"ria ria when's dracula coming back 🥺???"

"you mean alucard (✷‿✷)?"

"yea draculas bishie fucking uuhhh"

you'd think he'd have extensive knowledge on anime or at least like something like naruto no

he's tried getting into it like watching with annette and seeing her skip filler makes him so upset he thinks skipping episodes make you boring

bisexual as fuck that's why they broke up over naruto

has not gotten into anime ever since but pretends he does (like mainstream anime)

fist of the northstar fuck that he watched magical girls growing up why else do you think marias like that

back to like period typical stuff n e ways

maxim and juste are his birth parents (they're both trans cuz fuck yea) and lydies his mommy

they're the fucked up ikea polycule he can never hear the word pillar normally ever again

his bandana thingy came way back to his childhood cuz he has long hair as a kid, seeing his parents tie their hair up into ribbons he'd always try and fail and just decided to tie it around his head

he doesn't like asking for help

back to modern brainrot he thinks anime figures weren't for display and still does you'd think most people would see a college student roleplaying jojo figures w his teen sister like action figures as cringe but you'd be surprised at how funny they are together

it literally became its own webseries spinoff thing (like hlvrai) everyday alucard wishes he never bought maria all that merch

he does have a good sense of interior design despite going DAAAAAAD LETS JUST GO SKIP TO THROWING BOTTLES and juste went NO you will enjoy color matching these carpets if it's the last fucking thing I do

it's in his mind 24/7 rent-free he loves his parents he really does he just wishes juste wasn't as much of a fruitcake as he is

trans and autistic he's also a bisexual king why else do you think he's got huge badonkers

still believes in his assigned kuya role for maria like he lets her shoplift but not without a huge lecture (fuck justes rubbing off isn't he) so she always has to pull up receipts on the dumb breakup video he sent annette and he bursts into tears

she feels bad but also she just wanted choccy milk and they go into a state of we can't see eye to eye or else we'd maim each other

marias alucards best friend but it's a very awkward dynamic she'd tell him "so he thinks about you I think" and he nods and she goes back to yelling at people on twitter

"for the LAST time the first amendment protects you from the government not the richter" -him when someone says weird shit on twitter

that's all I think

[chbslove]

Teen Wolf as things i found in my groupchat

Liam: guyyyyyyys i have to tell u something reeeeeaaaaally important

Stiles, in the same minute: yea

Stiles: i'm here

Stiles: huh

Stiles: wow

Stiles: hello

Stiles: no?

Stiles: ok

Lydia: hey

Allison: hi 🍍

Lydia: nvm

Allison: why 🦘

Lydia: i wanted to ask u something but i remembered the answer to my question while i was typing

Kira: hey do u guys wanna meet up? :))

Lydia: bois

Lydia: boys

Lydia: whatever

Lydia: i'm shopping i can't

Scott: what the fuck

Stiles: bitch i'm cackling

Isaac: wtf is going on

Scott: i got a D- on my chemistry test

Scott: Stiles copied the whole thing off me and got an A

Isaac: now i'm cackling too

Cora: it's period time

Erica: what

Cora: cuz i'm bleeding

Cora: out of my vagina

Erica: does it hurt

Cora: yea

Erica: how much

Cora: QUAGHJGFGHJGHF

Liam: [random picture of his feet]

Kira: i really like your socks

Liam: ikr they're awesome

Allison: i'm hungry

Allison: but i just had sumn avocado

Lydia: aw girl now i want sumn avocado too

Malia, two hours later: i wanna eat a horse

Lydia, on vacation: theres a cannabis shop nexx 2 our hotel

Boyd: Are you already on some of that? Your grammar is weird

Lydia: u can buy hookahs hereeeee

Boyd: Lydia i'm sweating please tell me you aren't smoking cannabis

Kira: how du u politely insult someone

Malia: ur a humanly human

Boyd: that's not polite, that's the heaviest insult known to mankind

Lydia: guys i'm going shopping again what should i buy?

Stiles: b a t h b o m b s

Stiles: t o i l e t p a p e r p e r f u m e

Scott: what the heck is toilet paper perfume

Lydia: i need more ideas

Stiles: d e c o r a t i o n

Stiles: p e n s

Stiles: d e c o r a t i o n p e n s

Scott: Stiles what the FUCK are decoration pens

Stiles: i d k

Stiles: s o u n d s g o o d

Lydia: ok thx babe, please stop doing drugs and sleep instead, have a nice day

Stiles: t h x

Stiles: w i l l d o

Scott: something tells me u won't but alright

Scott: what did you get on your essays guys

Lydia: 98

Scott: what

Scott: how

Scott: Stiles you better have a low grade or else i'll kick u

Stiles: i have 105

Lydia: how in the fuck did you get a 105

Liam: what was your essay about

Lydia: we had to write an instructional essay about a mathematical concept we used this year

Lydia: preferably the quadratic formula

Stiles: i wrote 5 paragraphs on how to add single digit numbers

Stiles: 105 for creativity and accuracy

Lydia: youve gotta b kidding me rn

Stiles: i got the idea off a tumblr post

Lydia: i think im having a stroke

Erica: fuck off i don't wanna do school work in quarantine i've got enough to do already

Cora: wtf u doing we're literally quarantined

Erica: sleeping

Erica: bitch

Stiles at three am: W H AT 'S JE S U S C R IM I N AL R E CO RD

Derek: ffs stiles its 3 am go to sleep

Cora: why does my perfume have more curves than i do

Erica: why does the pineapple have more joy in life than i do

Stiles: why does everybody have more talents better mental health and prettier faces than i do

Liam: Stiles

Liam: are you ok?

Stiles: yeah totally anyways guys what are we doing today

Erica, completely out of nowhere: I HATE THIS FUCKING BITCH

Cora: big mood

Kira: hiii guys does anyone want to videochat?? :)

Allison: i have to take a shit later maybe

Kira: oh

Kira: ok

Erica: w h e e z e

Cora: guys i'm feeling down can anyone call me

Kira: yup hun i'm here

Allison: i'm pooping but alas

Cora: no Allison i don't want to talk to you while you're taking a shit

Cora: but thx

Allison: ... you're welcome

Kira: the smolest house in europe is 57 centimetres smol

Stiles: don't know where i'm gonna need this information but i'm pretty sure i will someday so thank u babe

Kira: uwu

Theo: fuck off how does charli damelio have 6 million likes on a tiktok of her drinking a slurpee and i can't even get thirty likes on a text post she's such a stupid whore

Stiles: thats because you're untalented, ugly and unsympathetic as fuck and nobody likes you

Stiles: including me

Stiles: get the fuck off our group chat you heinous jealous slug

Liam: slowclapinthedistance

Kira: guys what do you think of the drama bryce hall got into yesterday

Isaac: nothing

Scott: i'm a potato

Stiles: who the fuck is bryce hall

Kira:

Kira: the holy trinity

Derek: okay, so we're meeting at my house at two o'clock. possibly/most definitely without scott, because he's not reading or answering any texts.

Stiles, twenty minutes later: i found a wild scott ima drag its ass to dereks now

Theo: idk i don't feel good lately

Theo: like i'm just mentally not alright and i feel down all the time

Stiles: HAHHAHAHAHAHA

Stiles: I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I READ ALL WEEK

Stiles: ssshhhh erica

Erica: what

Stiles: do u want crack

Derek: Stiles for fucks sake stop trying to get Erica to do drugs with you

Erica: yes

Derek: wait

Stiles: YES

Derek: NO FUCK

Scott: that's it

Scott: theo ima throw u out of our friend group u are toxic asf

Scott: stiles i'm gonna put you into therapy

Stiles: AHAHHAHHAHAHA LIKE I'M ANYWHERE NEAR RICH ENOUGH TO AFFORD THAT

Stiles: BITCH

Stiles: MY THERAPY IS CHEAP MARIHUANA

Liam: i'm gonna go to sleep now good night everyone

Theo: have nice dreams

Theo: about murder

Allison: i really want to go shopping anyone down??

Lydia: YES

Lydia: that's the spirit sis

[dolphin-enthusiast]

hello my muffin!! 💫💞🌼 ahhh gosh, it's a pleasure to see you as always, but especially tonight.. i need to relax from all of this first day of school stuff! i hope your day went well, and hopefully better than mine hehe 🌺 but first, i must say, you and those anons had me melting today,, gosh, i don't even know how to react to all of that sweet talk!!! the first thing i did when i was finally done working was open up tumblr and check your page, and BAM! (1/7)

"i heated up, and my siblings kept teasing me about it 😖 i skyped my older brother to ramble about it all, and he said i looked like one of the tomatoes in our garden!! goodness, it was a lot! but my friends saw all of the flattery and they started to freak out and tease me too!!! nonetheless, i have no idea how to take in this kindness,, except for thanking you all!! you guys are way too good to me, and not even half of all that stuff is true 😅 (2/7)

so please know that you all are absolute beautiful inside and out, and that I love you all 💓 and don't feel bad about not having an active daily life like me morgy darling!! truth be told, i am quite the couch potato myself, and even though i wish it could be, my life is most definitely not all sunshine and rainbows,, i have lots of daily problems to deal with sadly,, but you coming into my everyday life certainly is all the sunshine and rainbows i need 💖💖💖 (3/7)

today was quite hectic, since my school year is starting off virtually,, i was extremely anxious throughout all of the zoom meetings and such, fiddling with my hair and fingers,, but i'm really happy that i made it through! school is really hard for me mentally, so that is quite the pain, though at least i have something to look forward to at the end of the day (you!) 😉 (4/7)

i completely dread school due to how it affects my anxiety, but i'm actually excited for my new french course and my fashion course!! both of the teachers told me that they liked my outfit, and my french teacher said that she liked my "cute" sleepy italian accent hehe (i was really tired, so it was quite heavy!) but thankfully, this first week is full if shortened days,, i'll just need a glass of wine each night and it'll be ok ✨ (5/7)

the rest of my day was spent baking tarts for my neighbor, checking on the bunnies, and making spaghetti carbonara,, which turned out amazing! i also fixed myself up an affogato to end the evening, when a stranger dmed me a drawing they did of me!! it was really cute, and the shading was great! it always amazes me when people take time to do these things for me, it's so generous 🌹(6/7)

now on that note, it's time for me to sleep! i'll need lots of rest for tomorrow hehehe!! and i can't wait to be back here with you dear 💕 have a lovely night, rest well, and sweet dreams! as always, i'm thinking of you amore! 💗 - love always my sunshine, waifu anon xoxo 💘💌💕💞💖💓💗❤🌹 ps: that plan does sound lovely caro, and let me propose this: i teach you how to dance, at night, on the beach~ <3 (7/7)"

Once again i tell u darling that e v e r y t h i n g me and za anons said is true ion make the rules sis 😩😩😩 and the fact that we manahed to fluster u in front of ur family and friends really is a nice bonus too n g l (and that one stranger dm ing u a drawing? Wholesome as fuck)

Now lemme just say i too am absolutely dreading school also bc i live in a shitty country where even NOW we dont have a clear answer as to how the year gon unfold (most ppl say its gonna be like half half like going to school after certain periods of time then the rest is online) but yea it severely succs and i had to go over to my school to return the old books and get the new ones but damn i finally saw my only friends (i havent seen em since march) so at least theres that🗿🗿

Sociak ANXIETITTY is one hell of a beast ik that well and zoom meetings can be hella awkward (im the mic n camera off kid lmao) and also i dont feel bad for not having an a c t i v e life at all darling and ik u deal w stuff too all im sayin is that i basically deal w stuff on a daily basis and nothing else bc my life is p static and uneventful which is quite exhausting to say the least 👁️👁️🔪

N e w a y i'd kill to eat carbonara made by u i absolutely love pasta so im sure it would taste 948483 times better if made by u👁️ i myself have ordered some (s p i c y) pizza and lime cheesecake for the evening bc y e s😩😩😩 but on another note i'll gladly take u up on ur offer with the dancing even if i can be hella a w k w a r d lmao

[sofhyuck]

Greasy Baby

Genre: fluff, greaser!hyuck

Word Count: 2.4k

A/N this au stems from some enlightening conversations with @cinanamon who is graciously allowing me to use some of her ideas, this one’s for you bb ;))))

greaser!hyuck is...a lil shit to say the least

like ye he’s a handsome boi i mean,,,imagine him in a leather jacket,,,hair gelled back,,,yes pls

but he knows him and his group of bois (dreamies hello) are hot shit and he’s not afraid to show that he knows it

him and the dreamies are always seen cruising around town,,, harassing hollerin at the ladies from the inside of hyuck’s beat up mustang (is that a time period correct car??? idk and idc to look it up lol)

he never actually physically harasses anyone, it’s all fun and games (for them at least don’t accept cat calling kids men ain’t shit)

there’s just...nothing else really for them to do around town

the only forms of entertainment come from the drive in theater and the soda shop that all the kids hang out at after school

he attends his local university since him and the gang come from a small town and didn’t really care to leave or have the grades to go to a better school

and you...well you don’t really know why you decided to attend a university in such a dinky little town

maybe it’s because you wanted a change of pace from the city, and maybe it’s because it’s your mother’s alma mater and you spent a few of your summers there

but somehow you find yourself at the school

the only problem is,,,everyone who attends the school grew up in the dumb town,,,meaning everyone already knows each other and has their friend groups and cliques

leaving you to fend for yourself and kind of live as an outsider

sure you make acquaintances in your classes but,,,it’s hard for you to make solid friends when everyone else already knows everything about everyone else 

so you’ve been living your life on campus, smiling at the acquaintances you’ve made when you pass by them on the street, but you never really hang out with anyone after school

your sophomore year you got a job at the soda shop bc college ain’t cheap and they were hiring

surprisingly enough you made close friends through the job, your coworkers went to the same uni as you and the clientele were also in some of your classes

so you began to actually go out more (when you weren’t working obvi)

on day you were on campus walking to your next class and you saw one of said new friends

but while you were distracted with waving to them you bumped into someone and woop guess who????

you guessed it our boy hyuck with the rest of 00 line walking past

he was bouta pop off but then he sees it’s you the cute lil waitress from the soda shop that he’s lowkey seen around and been crushing on for a few months now

so when he sees you stuttering out an apology bc boi is brighter than the damn son and took your breath away

he just smirks and lets out a lil chuckle and just says ‘don’t worry about it sweetcheeks’ with a wink and then he’s off

you stand there for a moment in shock bc like obvi you know who he is even if you’ve only been around a few years who tf doesn’t know hyuck and co

and ofc your friends all saw and were like...b don’t even worry about it he just be like that sometimes ya know

and you’re like yea u right and forget about the whole encounter

but guess who doesn’t ohohoho it’s mister lee donghyuck himself he be thinking about it the rest of the day bc wow you’re even prettier up close huh

and the rest of dream are like...mmhmm ok mr. lee not sus at all we’re on. to. you.

so guess where hyuck ever so casually zooms off to after his classes are over????

oh boy you guessed it right off to the soda shop but oomph poor bb you’re not actually working that day and bb is sad :(((( meanwhile his boys are just laughing at him bc omg hyuck is so w hi p pe d

so now bb is going to the shop every moment he can until!!! finally!!! you’re working again god bless!!!

as soon as he sees you’re working baby sits bolt up right and starts fixing his slicked back hair that he had totally not been running his hands through out of nerves

the other boys weren’t there bc??? they have better places to be than at the soda shop for the 50000 time that day even though chenle and jisung had been there earlier just to laugh at him

but now holy shit you’re coming over and you look so cute in the dumb poodle skirt they make you wear as a uniform with your hair placed in a high ponytail

meanwhile you’re sw e a t i n g bc shit it’s hyuck and he’s still a handsome ass boy and you have to serve his table n ow f u c k

so you sidle on over and give him your usual spiel asking what he’d like to order n shit

and this boy omf remember when i said he was annoying?

well yea he fucking goes ‘are you on the menu bc I’d certainly like to have a piece of you’

and you’re like...boy tf oh my god i want to SLAP him 

but you grin through it like ha ha...funny ok...our specials for today are...

hyuck ain’t listening anymore bc he’s busy mentally kicking himself bc??? really hyuck??? you’re trying to make her like you wtf were you t h in k i ng

so he just points at some random thing on the menu, his head hanging in shame

and yea you’d think it was cute if he hadn’t just gotten on your damn nerves

but, alas, you have to continue serving the boy who had ordered literally just a fried egg but you know who were you to judge

he eats the egg rather quickly and then just...sits there...not doing anything...and you don’t know what to do like you can’t kick him out he did order something and it’s not particularly busy

meanwhile hyuck’s head is spinning trying to think of how to woo you after completely embarrassing himself earlier

after like an hour passes you head over to him, ready to ask him again if he wants anything else to eat 

but as soon as you get to him he jolts upright scaring the shit out of you and he’s like fuck sorry i didn’t mean to scare you 

and you’re like it’s fine now seriously do you want anything else-

but he cuts you off and suddenly...lee donghyuck?? is grabbing onto your hand??? and rapidly apologizing to you for being so Gross earlier

you gotta shake the boy off of you and honestly,,,he’s really endearing like aw he’s so embarrassed what a bb

when you get out of his grip you’re like bro it’s ok tbh i get much worse all the time

suddenlt hyuck is ready to f i g ht like who tf??? i will square up 

in your head you’re like,,,bitch ik you catcall don’t even try...but in reality you’re like mmmhmm sure ok you couldn’t hurt a damn fly

hyuck is angery now like wdym im tough >:( don’t you see my leather jacket and cool hair and car???

and you,,,oh you little reader pat lee donghyuck’s fUCkiNg head and now he is blushing oooooh

in a smol voice he asks for his check and leaves you a v generous tip despite your protests

and by that time his confidence seems to come back bc he winks and tells you he’ll be back

you giggle and give him a lil wave bc...wow lee donghyuck is just a cute shy lil bb hehe

and now hyuck is coming in every day,,,sometimes with his boys,,,sometimes alone but no matter what he’s always sure to, in a respectful manner, flirt with you and chat you up while dream just look on in amusement bc, again, hyuck is wh i p p e d

y’all just kinda...live like that for a few weeks but it’s v clear to e v er y body that there is shit going down between the two of you

like at this point hyuck’s hanging around campus with you too so like,,,everyone and their mother knows at this point bc,,,like i said earlier,,,everyone in this damn town knows everything about everyone

so ya’ll are stagnant, hyuck flirting, you laughing and sometimes flirting back

until one day ohhh boy there’s a new boul in town and he is not ashamed at all

and by that i mean he’s the biggest fucking asshole to ever step foot in the town, thinking he’s hot shit and everybody wants him when everyone hates his g u t s

and this boy has been hanging around the shop, livin his life, waiting for his moment to strike

but uh oh he made a mistake bc the first person he attempts to come on to...is you

and hyuck has been there bc he knows this guy has been hanging around and he wants to keep an eye on you his girl

it was a good thing too bc... this boul is going all out

tugging lightly at your skirt when you come to take his order while he uses the same cringy line hyuck used on you that first day

and hyuck knows you’re a big girl who can handle herself which you make very clear by firmly rejecting him with a smile plastered across your face

but...boy does not and will not let up

and you’re getting more and more frustrated and hyuck can tell esp when you keep throwing exasperated looks in his direction w the occasional eye roll

he would laugh but he’s too busy trying not to flip his shit

until boy fuckin just goes to grab your ass and you immediately move back, ready to reprimand him

but all thoughts are brushed aside when a loud crash sounds followed by heavy footsteps

hyucky had stood up so harshly that his chair had fallen over but he hadn’t even bothered to fix it bc he immediately stormed over to you, loosely wrapping his arm around your waist and pulling you into his side 

he is m a d like you thought he couldn’t fight before but now he looks like he could rip a guys head off and you lowkey find it hot but that’s not what’s important right now

the guy is like oh woops sorry bro didn’t know she was taken but hyuck is not having it going off about how you shouldn’t treat anyone like that period no matter if they’re in a relationship or not

and yes hyuck and his friends had been the same way a few months before but meeting you changed his way of thinking and his friends as well

bc the idiots had never had any female acquaintances before but now they have you and you’re like a sister to them except for hyuck obvi bc he’s in looove

anyway back to the matter at hand i swear i keep going on tangents soz

you have to calm hyuck down before he actually punches this guy in the nose and the guy throws some money on the table before booking it out of there bc he’s high key scared rn lol puddy

your boss comes out and is like...y’all good? and you’re like uhhh yea mind if i talk to him for a minute? n he’s like ya sure whatever

so you pull hyuck over to a back room and you’re like,,,bro,,,wtf you good now??

but hyuck is on a roll now and just flat out says ‘i’ve liked you for a while now so will you do me the honor of being my gf?’

you ??? for a second before snapping himself out of it and you’re like ??? hell yea boi tf???

so now y’all are dating woo!!!

he makes sure to come to the shop whenever you’re working

at first he even would miss classes but you were not gonna have that oh no education comes first kids >:(((

and he was like ugh ok fine but he always managed to get other dreamies to be there when he couldn’t just so he knows you’re ok :(((

you get really close with the other dreamies tho so now you’re all one happy family

even when hyuck isn’t at your shift he makes sure to pick you up afterwards

waiting outside, leaning against his beat up mustang …leather jacket on…waiting for you to come out…and when you walk up to him he grabs you by the waist…pressing a chaste kiss to your forehead…before opening the door for you…driving off to who knows where…but neither of you care as long as you’re together…

sometimes you go to the drive in and cuddle up in the backseat making out for the duration of the movie hehe

you climb onto his lap and sometimes you can hear the people in the next car wooping and hyuck just gives them the finger before bringing his hand back to settle on the back of your thigh

ahem anyways enough of that

other times you just,,, drive around,,, windows down,,, blasting music and laughing,,, just living your life as two college students should hyuck’s hand resting on your thigh shhhh

you always stop at the same dingy diner that’s hidden away on some side road

(shout out to steph for this next part love you bb uwu)

and hyuck always rummages through his pockets  for change to buy you a drink, even when you say he doesn’t have to and you know he doesn’t always have the most money he says he wants to

trips to the diner are always followed by sunset drives where you have to remind him to watch the road bc  he finds it so much fun to smiles t you and try to kiss you while driving and you scold him that he’s going to die one day, him saying it’s better to live hard, die young

[deeeelightfuldee]

surveys by mickey-mouse

[A]- On a scale of 1-10 how Athletic are you? normally when im not super sick I’d say like.. a 5 lol. I do hour long workouts and am on my feet almost the whole day. but now that i’m as sick as i am... i’m like a .5. its so bizarre. I literally do like one or two outings and i’m so tired and weak its just.. wild.

[B]- Can you name 3 different species of Bears? polar bears, black bears, brown bears, panda bears

[C]- When was the last time you were on a Carousel? ummmm over the summer with the kiddos.

[D]- Do you know anybody with Dentures? yes. 

[E]- What is the closest you have ever been to an Elephant? i’ve been in a like safari-esque truck thing and they come up to you and you feed them.

[F]- What subject do you think is unacceptable to ever get an F in? i mean i don’t really think subjects are one size fits all. i would say probably the most beneficial would be english proficiency so you can spell, speak, write, read, etc.

[G]- What is something cool about your Grandma/Grandpa? my dad’s parents didn’t talk to us and then they both were killed by a drunk driver. i don’t know too much positive about them. my grandpa on my mom’s side was super friendly and a hands-on grandparent. he was always down for taking us to the park or playing games. my gram is very smart, great with money, and a walking thesaurus

[H]- Have you ever played Halo? like for a few minutes when scott or nathan would play.

[I]- Do you have any idea how to build an Igloo? um heck’n yea

[J]- Name something - anything - that is Juicy: grapes

[K]- When was the last time you flew a Kite? uhhh not this summer but last summer.

[L]- Do you have a Library card? yes. two. one for my town and one for the neighboring town that has a different library coding system

[M]- Have you ever used the word Moolah in place of money? lol sure. i think more so in junior high cus that was the cool term.

[N]- Have you ever read a National Geographic magazine? yes but i wouldn’t say entirely thru. they would get boring.

[O]- What is something that makes you Original? blegh.

[P]- When was the last time you had a Pillow fight? i do this on the regular with my nephews.

[Q]- Any idea who the Queen of England is? Elizabeth!

[R]- Name somebody who you think deserves more Respect: retail workers/fastfood workers/grocery workers/ servers/gas attendants etc.

[S]- In your own words, define what the word Sexy means. im unsure of if you mean what i find sexy or what the word means in a broader sense.

[T]- What is the most popular Tourist attraction where you live? chicago

[U]- Without looking - do you know what brand your Underwear is? uhhhhhhh no probably not. maybe hanes lol

[V]- Are you any good at Volleyball? i used to be! im going to guess probably not anymore.

[W]- Have you ever had a Water balloon fight? yes and i loathe it.

[X]- Do you have any idea why Christmas is abbreviated Xmas? i haaaaaaaaaaate that abbreviation

[Y]- Yahoo or Google for search engine purposes? google

[Z]- Do you know what ZN is an abbreviation for on the periodic table? Zinc.

–

When was the last time you spent over $10.00? On what? yesterday for new pillows

Take a guess - do you have more pairs of socks or underwear? so since drastically cutting down on what i have, it would be very close. but i have an enormous bag of underwear from k that i need to get rid of but it makes me sad to do so.

Create a holiday - what day would it be on and what would it celebrate? thats more effort than i care to have rn lol

Have you ever smacked somebody’s butt? Teehee… oh heck’n yea. my last bf loved that lol

Honestly, have you ever stolen ANYTHING? Think hard. yes once as a child. it haunted me for years and i ended up returning it, apologizing, and paying money and then the manager wrote me back sending the money back to me and asking me to donate it to charity lol

Who is one person who you love but never ceases to piss you off? no comment

Who is one person who loves you that YOU never cease to piss off? uhhhhhhh probably mom. lol

Kids under the age of 13 with a cell phone; ok or ridiculous? I prefer kids to be without as long as possible so social media can be avoided. but i love the safety features.

Do you think you could you hop on one leg to your kitchen without falling? i wouldnt love it with the stairs.

What is the worst thing to drink right after brushing your teeth? orange juice

Are you careful with your money or does it burn a hole in your pocket? i have to be careful with it because i don’t have any.  Right now, are you wearing eyeliner? no

Are you better or worse off than you were two years ago? worse. but i am determined to turn over a new leaf. 

If Justin Bieber was your brother would you be proud to admit it? sure. i’m proud of my siblings.

As a kid (or even now. ;)) what was your favorite playground activity? swings

Who do you wish karma would bite in the ass? no one. not much of a revenge seeker

Have you ever given yourself a Google diagnosis when you were sick? eh no

Could you (willingly) go ten days without touching a computer? yes and i have plenty 

Have you ever dropped anything in a toilet on accident? a phone i had. that was the worst.

BAM! Chocolate no longer exists. Do you miss it? um yes

BAM! Dinosaurs are alive! Do you want one as a pet? i don’t think dinosaurs would allow themselves as pets, nor do i think that would be wise in any way shape or form.

What is the most annoying sound in your opinion? people eating, the sound of dry china, or screechy sounds

Are you more mean to people when you’re late for something? i couldn’t tell ya the last time i was late. but if i were late i probably would be irritable!

Honestly, do you think you give yourself enough credit? im learning to 

Pumpkin pie, vanilla ice cream, sugar cookies, cheese, apples - pick two. uhhhh apples and ice cream

Have you ever been caught in a lie? lol once in a while when it comes to lying about presents or surprises.

Congrats! You just won a $1,000 gift card to any store…which do you pick? oh man. old navy, tjmaxx, amazon, idk!

QUICK! Fill in the blanks: I wish that _______ would kiss me right now. lol no comment.....

[sugaabooga]

Badboy!Woojin

Pairing: Park Woojin x Reader Genre: badboy!Woojin (sorta) Summary/Extra: sry for not updating consistently!

Warnings: HARASSMENT, KIDNAPPING

before i start lemme just say how much i love park woojin like omg

he’s my bias yall

so basically, badboy and fboy!Woojin scenarios brings me to tears

Anyway let us get on with it

So badboy!woojin would be the one kid sitting in the back of the classroom with his black hoodie and earbuds/headphones in/on his ears ALL THE TIME

He’s really really quiet and no one really knows what kind of person he is

He doesn’t have any friends since no one approaches him

He’s very intimidating

I mean who wouldn’t be intimidated if he never talks to anyone, has a hood over his head, glares at everything, has cold eyes, never smiles, never frowns, never shows any type of emotion!?!!?

He’s just a very mysterious dude that no one ever talked to before

So obviously he would become the target when playing dare or dare

It was a normal day where you and your friends were hanging out at the park and it’s when Sohye and Yoojung suggest to play dare or dare that you realize….

Something’s up

The dares for your friends aren’t that bad

“Go down onto the playground and block all the kids from going down the slide.”

“Act out a battlefield scene by yourself over by the bench”

“I dare you to go to Sungwoon sunbae and do aegyo”

You would have done any of those rather than having a freakin dare where you have to

“Date Park Woojin for two weeks”

“WHaAhahAHhaAHt!!?!?!”

You weren’t a person who turns down a dare, but nope

I don’t think you’re ready to convince the most mysterious and the super quiet badboy of your school to DATE you

Sohye notices your discomfort and says it’s a bit too much, but Yoojung ain’t havin any of it

“It’s Park Woojin, Y/N. It can’t be that hard. Just approach him a few times and BOOM. Before you know it, you’ll be dating him”

You frown

It wasn’t really like Yoojung to keep pushing these types of things but maybe she was curious about Park Woojin like the 99% of the school’s population

Not only were you slightly intimidated by Woojin, but you also didn’t want to date someone just bc of a dare

But after almost an hour of arguing, you give in

You stress out about the stupid dare you’ve ever got for the whole entire day

The dare is the only thing that’s on your mind from the time you sleep, in your dreams, and even until the morning when you enter your classroom to see Park Woojin with his hoodie over his head that was resting on the desk

You take a deep breath and take timid steps to the empty seat next to him

You hear the sudden silence take over and the hushed whispers bc

Why was someone going over to Woojin and WAAHHHHAAT

SITTING NEXT TO HIM!?!!?

After you slip into the cold seat, you shoot sharp glares across the room to shut the judgmental high school students

That’s when woojin opens his eyes to see what’s going on

He knew that it was never this quiet in class even when the teacher was teaching a lesson

Woojin slightly lifts his head and sees what it’s all about

L/N, Y/N

That one girl that woojin always noticed giving him pitiful glances and small smiles whenever they made eye contact

Woojin didn’t like being pitied

But when you looked at him with a certain sadness in your eyes, it didn’t feel like pity to him

It felt more like a feeling of….understanding almost

But that’s all you ever did

You never tried to spark a convo w/him or ever tried to acknowledge his presence without telepathy

So seeing you sitting next to him with a deathly glare pointed at everyone, made Woojin shocked and confused

He was so sure it was some kind of dare or some type of blackmail if it meant that someone...YOU were sitting next to him

If it was voluntary…..

Man that takes some guts

Anyways, the whole class period goes by with Woojin trying to ignore your deafening presence, and you trying to ignore the stares and whispers directed at the two of you

Woojin was used to the stares and gossip about him so he really didn’t mind it anymore

But for you, it was a first

When class ends you sigh and offer a small smile at woojin who’s glancing at you from time to time

You’re ready to leave, but when you stand up, you hear woojin call your name and your like

NSDFISYGURWVHNCMSOOIFYHFDSCNJS

!?!?!!!?!?How the heck does he know your name?!!???!??!

He’s just hella observant

You try to calm yourself and your shock as you let out a hum, turning around to face him

You actually expect to be met with a small smile on his face and his eyes not cold and piercing like they were now

Yea...woojin don’t seem too happy

“What’s your game?”

He spits out and looks at you with an annoyed expression

You freak out bc ONE his frkn satoori and voice is like

Oh MA GAH

And the other part of you is like ‘what am i supposed to say?!!?!?’

“Uh...What do you me-”

“Don’t act dumb. If sitting next to me was some kind of dare or joke, just stop.”

He gives you one last death glare and leaves the classroom in almost a calm way, but radiating anger, that it scares you

Nonetheless, you feel super bad and so stupid for even thinking to do the dare

At lunch you tell your friends the dare is off but it ends up getting Yoojung calling you ‘weak’

You get annoyed and pissed off bc it was just a frkn dare

So yah you two aren’t on good terms anymore

After school you’re walking home and get lost in all your thoughts

Woojin, yoojung, midterms, grades, your ap classes…..life

You’re so in your thoughts that you look up after a while and notice

You had no idea where the heck you were

It had to be the next neighborhood over, but you had never seen this part of town before

And it was pretty sketchy seeing that there was no one on the streets that had houses lined up on each side

Not to add, but all the houses had their lights off and the curtains closed

A sudden breeze blows through and gives a weird chill up and down your spine and that’s when you hear a shuffle from behind you

You start walking faster, toward anywhere really bc you didn’t know this part of town

Your pace did no help bc the person or thing behind you just matched your pace when you sped up

You clench your fists and start to break out in a run when the thing/person puts a hand around your wrist, making you scream reallyyyyy high-pitched, enough to crack the windows

The person covers your mouth, having you freak out even more and when you open your eyes you see this middle-aged man with a dark hoodie and black mask over his face

But you can tell he’s grinning at your panicking sight

You struggle against his grip around you, but he’s too strong and no one’s coming out of their houses to see the commotion

You feel less and less air coming through your lungs since the guy’s literally choking you and you feel your legs giving away and your body shutting down

You died

So i guess end of story

Bye guys hope you enjoyed badboy!woojin

And im working on regret pt.2 so stay tuned!

thxx

Lol jk

Im not that mean

Your horrible coughing wakes you up

You see a blurry black figure and for a second you think it’s the pycotic kidnapper who almost killed you

But then you hear a familiar deep, husky voice that’s asking you if you were okay in satoori and a slightly panicked voice

It was Park Woojin

“W...Woojin?”

Your voice is raspy and you literally croak it out

But you can’t care less bc you’re actually alive

“OMG Y/N! I thought you were dead!”

“Ha.Ha. Oh darn.”

You laugh that turns into a nasty cough and woojin hands you water

HE’S SO CARING TO  YOU

After you’re a bit better you ask woojin what had happened and why you were in the backroom of a bar

Woojin explains how he and his close hyungs were taking a walk around the neighborhood and saw a girl collasped on the ground and a man backing away from her

The girl was you obviously, but they couldn’t find out who the man was, however the police are tracking him down

Woojin’s hyungs own a bar in the middle of your neighborhood and that was the closest place they could go to w/your dead weight

You slightly blush and thank him but then apologize for what happened at school

you tell him that it was all a stupid dare to get you and him dating for two weeks, but since you feel bad and have a conscience, you decided to decline it and sorta ruin a friendship bc of it

Which you still did not understand bc it was a simple, dumb dare

Woojin breaks out into a smile and OMGWROUEWEJD

HE SURPRISES YOU AGAIN

S N A G G L E T O O T H

And his smile is so cute omg

You’ve never seen him smile before

Okk and a bit of a time skip

So you and woojin start getting closer after that whole weird event

You start off as friends but obviously you guys have mutual feelings for each other but that’ll be another story for another day

You and yoojung mend your friendship back together

You still don’t know why she was so sensitive about the whole thing

And you have a healthy friendship with Park Woojin

You sit w/him in the classes you have together (which earned some weird rumors and glances the first few days) and you guys eat lunch together

You guys share earbuds

lol

So cute

And yah

I’ll be making a friend/boyfriend!woojin au to explain all the rest

So basically that’s it for badboy!woojin

Tho it wasn’t really a badboy!woojin lol

Will try to make it better like nxt year

[peinde]

Questions for Immortals/Ancients

For ancient and/or immortal muses, here are some questions to build your headcanons!

😇Do you think you’ll ever experience an afterlife? I did once, boat I don’t t)(ink it’ll ever )(appen again. 😷Do you have any weaknesses that could challenge your lifespan? No? I’m pretty op. 👥Have you met others like you? My entire tideline’s like me, guppy! 👨‍👨‍👦Are you part of a family of ancients/immortals? I guess? My bloodline does live to be really old. 🎈Do you remember the start of your life? How long ago was it? Yea)(! It wasn’t t)(at long ago. I’m only 11 sweeps. 💔Is there anyone from your past that you missed for a long time? I guess my lusus. I t)(ink s)(e’d be proud of me. 😢Do you still think about people you knew years, even centuries, ago? No, because everyone I know is )(ere wit)( me. 👶Do you have children? If you don’t, do you think they would be like you? Dear cod, no! 🍼 Would you ever consider having offspring with a mortal? Nope! 📕Do you ever run out of things to be curious about? No? T)(ere’s always stuff to get excited about! 📗What is one of the most valuable things you’ve learned? Immortality is a curse. A disease most incurable. T)(e only fate is existential ennui. 📘In the remainder of your life, what else do you hope to learn? )(ow to die. 💀What is your opinion on death and mortality in general? A gift I s)(unned for fool’s gold. 🥀Do you create bonds with mortals or avoid getting attached? I’ll create bonds! W)(y would I bot)(er isolating myself just because people are going to die on me? ☹ Talk about your memory of a tragedy you’ve witnessed. I’m naut sure I can. It’s not my tragedy to tell. 🖤Do you believe immortality changes someone for the worst? Yes. I was so )(appy dead... 🕗In your time, what has been one of the most interesting time periods? None? Bot)( time periods kind of suck. ⏳Do you ever wish you had a mortal lifespan? Y---ES! 😿Is there any one person you would sacrifice your immortality for? My wife. 🎁Name one thing that never gets old or loses its charm for you. Seeing t)(e face of someone w)(o t)(oug)(t t)(ey’d killed me after seeing me revive. Bonus points if it was gory! 🔮Have you ever considered (or looked for) ways to end your immortality? Yes..nofin works...nofin ever works... 🤡How do you deal with avoiding suspicion while living forever? I )(aven’t gotten t)(at far yet. ✨Other than immortality, do you have other supernatural abilities? Tons! I’m t)(e Witc)( of Life, after all. 38D 🌱What is one thing about the world you’ve come to appreciate? T)(ere are always new people to meet. 🌼Have you traveled? If so, name one place that you love the most. Yes! One place would be t)(e uk! Karkat lives t)(ere are it’s always nice to visit )(im. T)(e weat)(er sucks t)(oug)(. 💾Do you ever have trouble with new technology? No? I’m still young! 💗Is there one mortal in your life you will never forget? My wife’s tec)(nically mortal, so )(er! 🎼What is your opinion on how music, art, and culture has changed? It’s pretty muc)( t)(e same. 38u 💕Do you think two immortals could handle one another’s company forever? S)(ore! T)(ey’ve just got to try new t)(ings. 🙄How do you handle boredom and monotony? I do dangerous t)(ings. 💿What is one (or more) inventions you’re thankful exist in your current time? Transportalizers!!! 👿Would you ever use your power and knowledge to destroy? Yes. 🌋Do you think you will be alive to see the end of the world? I know I will. 🗻Do you ever want to escape society altogether for a while? Sometimes. It gets really daunting. 🤠Have you ever disguised yourself or gone by different names? Yes, boat not because of my immortality.

[caepaecaesurae]

> CC+SE: Discuss Cae’s “Anon”

Last Tuesday at 10:06 PM sugaryexcess )(ey!~ )(ow's it going?~ Last Wednesday at 2:37 AM caepaecaesurae Complicated, mainly caepaecaesurae Lovwely to hear from you though sugaryexcess Yea)(, magic anons are pretty yikes~ caepaecaesurae Aren't they just

sugaryexcess At least you know it's temporary, efin if you don't know t)(e tide limit~ caepaecaesurae ...I got upset and took some powver suppressors off in a fit. I did it myself, unfortunately. sugaryexcess O)(!~ Well t)(en~ caepaecaesurae It's a lot like a magic anon, though.  I'vwe got deas for howv to set us back together as soon as the half wvith magic can be trusted wvith them off agn though. sugaryexcess But unlike an anon you've gotta do somefin instead of passively waiting it out~ I'm sorry, dear~ Fucking )(ope powers~ Dears~ caepaecaesurae WVell.. Odds are good as soon as he takes the thing off and loses concentration wve'll be together again, so it's much the same.  I'm garbage at maintaining wveird transformations. ..Alternian side, here.  Apparently Beforus is fine letting me talk to you unsupervwised. sugaryexcess Is it "comfortable letting us talk unsupervised", or uncomfortable talking to me, becod Beforans?~ I guess it doesn't matter, for me~ sugaryexcess Are you )(olding up okay, love?~ caepaecaesurae I think hes mainly uncomfortable letting me talk to people out of fear I'll manipulate them, so thinking you can handle yourself is likely part of it. I asked him and he smiled a bit, so I think he likes you too. sugaryexcess Aw, I'm glad~ And yea)(, isle be fin~ caepaecaesurae I'm doing much better than he is.  He gets emotional at the drop of a hat, wvhich seems to be wvhat wve'vwe been doing for a wveek or more nowv. I'm ovwerthinking the exact terms of this "anon" and wvhat exactly I am, a bit, but beyond that I'm alright. sugaryexcess You're a c)(ronic overt)(inker, it's your one flaw~ caepaecaesurae Aye to that.  There's nothing to b done hough, so I'm trying to jut go wvith it. (( *..typos )) sugaryexcess )(ey, love, idk w)(at you being Alternian you really means as far as practical fins, but I know you not telling people w)(at you need becod you're afraid it'll make you look weak is classic Alternian~ And just fyi Nads and Kankri and me, none of us will begrudge you needing stuff at us~ -Even if you're not openly weeping~ But yea)(!~ Just go wit)( it~ 38) You'll bot)( be just fin before you know it~ caepaecaesurae That's...a fair insight.  I trust them wvith my wveak side but going out of my wvay to express things isn't a habit I seem prone to at the moment so I'll think on that. I think I'm wvorried it wvould stress them mostly, wvhile they're dealing wvith the one that does cry openly. He says t's nice to hear from you by th wvay. And something about not crying, wvhich is false. WVe'vwe settled on "manly tears" as a description for a thing that he is not currently doing but has done in recent memory. sugaryexcess If t)(ey weren't up for stress, t)(ey wouldn't be dating, and certainly wouldn't be committed to anyone, becod it's stressful~ Also, Nadaya's poor face w)(en )(e discovers )(e could've been kelping you wit)( somefin all along but you didn't let )(im~ caepaecaesurae hey wvowv guess wvhose turn it isnt anymore sugaryexcess Awww, omg~ )(ey!!!~ caepaecaesurae hi i'm fine and you're good, howv goes sugaryexcess It's okay, you're super manly and )(ardcore and crying isn't even real~ caepaecaesurae exactly, fuck sugaryexcess I'm doing pretty okay, love~ I'm almost done doing my dumb travel fin~ Do you want fancy c)(ocolate?~ I just toured a c)(ocolate factory plus museum~ 38) caepaecaesurae i havwe no idea howv wve'd sneak it in here wvithout puzzling anyone, it's kind of ah sugaryexcess O)(, du)(~ caepaecaesurae he thinks they might let him slip out actually, but im not sure caepaecaesurae still, though, details aside, im glad shits goin well wvhat kind of place wvas it? sugaryexcess Nadaya would retrieve t)(em for you if you asked really nicely, considering )(e even did so w)(en I~ asked, w)(ic)( is wild, but moving on!~ caepaecaesurae that is wvild sugaryexcess T)(e place I'm at rig)(t now is smallis)( and compact, but ebberyone's ric)( enoug)( t)(at it pings as quaint summer )(ive instead of anyfin worse~ It's really fucking pretty, lots of old fancy looking buildings~ caepaecaesurae colorful fancy quaint, or more of the blocky straight "tall things havwe gargoyles" quaint? T)(is may answer your question~

caepaecaesurae Oh, shit, that looks like a wvhite derse shit that brings back memories sugaryexcess Good ones?~ caepaecaesurae The tall asshole says he likes the architecture and the wvindowvs sugaryexcess )(ee)(ee~ caepaecaesurae i mean, ones.  not bad ones.  it wvas a kind of happenin place for a couple swveeps in there Some of t)(e otter windows are more traditional, )(istorical and myt)(ological figures and stuff but I pike t)(ese~ -Every window s)(oal be like t)(at, winds)(ields included~ caepaecaesurae see, that shit's classy like, not wvindshields, but wvindowvs that are just for light instead of a vwiewv, definitely caepaecaesurae there wvere a lot of those on derse and in sgrub, usually about my friends sugaryexcess It's so mean to contradict me!~ (T)(is is a joke, it's fine to contradict me)~ Man, I don't really wis)( I'd ever played, but I kinda do~ Just for t)(e experience, and so I got efin better life powers~ But our game woulda been glitc)(ed to s)(it anyways~ caepaecaesurae guess i just havwe opinions like that! wvhat a scamp. and hey, mine wvas broken, so, twvinsies? i mean probably not as broken, but still unwvinnable, so The second session wvas broken as wvell, though that may havwe been just me.  I needed a fewv patches here and there. sugaryexcess T)(e scampiest dude around~ Twinsies!!!~ I swear, like t)(ree people were ever actually ~destined~ to play and win, some sessions just )(ad better c)(eaters~ sugaryexcess Okay brb I need to deal wit)( a )(ig)( maintenance baking fin real quick~ caepaecaesurae cheatings a pretty important part of the game in retrospect.  i kinda wvish wved knowvn to do that hey, good luck!  rooting for you! ill uh, let you havwe the orphaner back once youre done with that nice seeing you! sugaryexcess Okay, I'm back!~ caepaecaesurae Ayy caepaecaesurae So, speaking of wvherevwer wve wvere or wvhatevwer you feel like talking about.. sugaryexcess O)( )(ey, I sent it in a transitional period, so did you reed my if t)(ey wanted to not be stressed message?~ Just real quick, before we go back to otter stuff~ caepaecaesurae I did, I'm reading ovwer his shoulder evwen wvhen he wvon't let me type. caepaecaesurae He's a bit more intermittant about wvhat he reads. sugaryexcess I figured, but just making sure!~ caepaecaesurae .. There's different levwels of stress, though.  And wvith Hope things, someimes it's easier to just not wvorry. WViser. sugaryexcess Sure, but people like to be given t)(e koice to worry or not, about t)(eir beloved~ caepaecaesurae I'll try to bring it up at a quiet moment, if I find one. Sometime wvhen I'm not supporting them by being the stable one. sugaryexcess Love~ It's not your job to, rig)(t now~ T)(e big )(orrible fin )(appened to you really recently~ Neit)(er of t)(e two of t)(em )(ave )(ad anyfin like t)(at as recently, as far as I know, but I guess if I'm wrong it's none of my business I'm just saying~ T)(ey get to support you~ You can support Beforan you, if you really want, but t)(ey don't need you like you need t)(em~ caepaecaesurae mm. WVatching the beforan side break dowvn repeatedly is wvearing on them. sugaryexcess And you, love?~ caepaecaesurae And they're the empathetic sort, so that effects them deeply. I'vwe managed not to say anything too frustrated at him, so my patience is holding at least. sugaryexcess Well, if I can kelp, let me know~ I sink t)(ey'd be better at it, but you can't claim t)(at I'm brimming wit)( empat)(y induced stress~ I mean I obviously care!~ But I'm not all stressed about it yet~ I know long distance isn't as good~ caepaecaesurae You're a wvonder, as alwvays. caepaecaesurae Is it strange that I feel alright? Sometimes I havwe disagreements wvith people about that, and I nevwer knowv what to think. sugaryexcess It is a little strange~ W)(en I "disagree" on t)(at, I try not to be all pressurey about it, but it's becod I sink you're lying in a way t)(at isn't kelpful, or I sink you suppressed your feelings in a way t)(at'll be detrimental in t)(e long term~ It's not statistically likely, w)(en you consider )(ow otter people react to circumstances you've been in (poorly)~ Also, w)(ile it's possible t)(at you're okay for realsies t)(roug)( and t)(roug)(, and I'd like t)(at to be true, it seems like t)(e potential negative outcomes of not c)(ecking on you are MUC)( more severe t)(an t)(e ones for doing so~ Jfc, so many words, sorry~ caepaecaesurae Pff, almost like I directly asked a delicate question.  "Suppressed" is quite a wvord. caepaecaesurae ...I don't knowv.  I'm some part of 'me' that the Cronus half vwiolently rejected badly enough to send me out of our mind and into an entire extra troll. I think 'seeming vwaguely in control' might be part of wvhat he rejected, but I'm not sure. caepaecaesurae I think 'The Alternian Half' is a familiar shape for the part of myself that wvas expelled, but I don't knowv if that's accurate exactly. caepaecaesurae I don't evwen knowv if he's missing any parts of us, or if I'm just extra.  Though wve seem to be bothered by different lists of things, wvhich is reassuring. sugaryexcess It's definitely not~ Neit)(er of you are w)(at you were before being toget)(er, first off, so you're naturally a w)(ole new fin~ )(mmm~ I mean, )(e's missing t)(e ability to suppress )(is feelings super well on demand~ caepaecaesurae He's more wvorried about making mistakes, and I'm more wvorried about external threats, I think. hah sugaryexcess Fuuuck, and )(-E )(as t)(e )(ope powers~ Coddamn~ caepaecaesurae Thank you, yes he is. caepaecaesurae He certainly does! I'vwe tried.  I'm innert. sugaryexcess You'll bot)( be just fin~ caepaecaesurae As soon as I can get the powver suppressors off him wvithout something exploding. sugaryexcess Sometimes stuff explodes!~ It's just one of t)(ose fins~ caepaecaesurae Ideally not people, but you wvork wvith wvhat you'vwe got. sugaryexcess Fingers crossed for no exploded people~~ caepaecaesurae They stopped him from trying to expell his Beforan half too.  Gods only knowv wvhat wvould be left ovwer then. sugaryexcess Fuck, dude~ sugaryexcess T)(at sure would've been FUCK, dude!!!~ caepaecaesurae Quite. Kankri and Nadaya are on the ball, and there's a constant twvo person wvatch keeping spirits up nowv.  Three, if you count me. I'm better at scolding than being supportivwe, though. At least I can prevwent more of wvhatevwer this is sugaryexcess Scolding is still useful, especially tempered by t)(em~ And I only kinda count you, becod of some reasons~ Do you sink t)(ey wouldn't be able to, wit)(out you?~ caepaecaesurae I think they're immensely capable, I'm just a last line of defense for if they both happen to be across the room at the same time. .. Being powverless is an awvkwvard feeling, admittedly. sugaryexcess It'd be wildly irresponsible for t)(em to leave )(im alone for efin a moment~ Mm, yea)(~ 38( sugaryexcess W)(y so, sugar?~ caepaecaesurae I can't make things, spontaneously.  I can't teleport.  I'm being wvatchdogged by wvhat is essentially my omnipotent, emotionally unstable evwil twvin. sugaryexcess Neit)(er of you is t)(e evil twin~ To t)(e best of my admittedly limited knowledge~ caepaecaesurae One wvho, if he evwer resumes reading this, I wvould like to note is not making mistakes or malevwolent, just stressed and frantic and not making the most measured of decisions. WVe both are or neither are. sugaryexcess Neit)(er, obvs~ caepaecaesurae Flatterer sugaryexcess T)(at's me, known for saying only t)(e nicest fins!~~~ caepaecaesurae You're lovwely, sorry for being a dowvner. sugaryexcess Baybe, you don't ever need to be sorry for feeling feelings or expressing t)(em in words in a similar context to t)(is one~ sugaryexcess Man t)(at's a vague and )(eavy caveat, but you know SOM-ETIM-ES expressing feelings wit)( some words is pretty yikes~ But you're doing just fin, as alwaves~ 38* caepaecaesurae You are an excellent griping partner sugaryexcess I'm just doing my best, my love~ It's a job I'm )(appy to do!~ caepaecaesurae Right back at you dearest caepaecaesurae > Part of the Orphaner wonders if she realises she used the word love.  He fondly refuses to acknowledge it directly. sugaryexcess >It keeps happening!!! It's okay though because nothing is real until both parties talk about it in explicit terms for at least an hour. That's the Romance Rule. caepaecaesurae > No homo, technically.  The best kind of no homo. caepaecaesurae I'm going to pull through this alright, chaos or no. sugaryexcess Du)(!~ We all know t)(at~ caepaecaesurae It bears repeating nowv and again. sugaryexcess And not just becod you put up a good front, eit)(er, becod t)(e s)(itty fin aboat )(iding vulnerabilities is t)(at sometimes people don't see t)(e ones t)(at're gaping wounds~ But t)(ose of us w)(o know a realler you know t)(e same~ You are going to be just fin~ I'd bet my name on it~ caepaecaesurae Quite the bet sugaryexcess It sure is!~ I make bold moves!~ caepaecaesurae You are a light in the dark, and I wvish I had the space and time to sing something for you sugaryexcess You're so sweet~ 38) We can find t)(e space, and we're seadwellers~ We've got plenty of time~ caepaecaesurae WVatching the stars until they growv apart and cold, and sharing a kiss before movwing on to a newv set of stars caepaecaesurae Maybe not literally, but in spirit sugaryexcess I wis)( I was as eloquent as you~ Gods~ You're so good at t)(is~ caepaecaesurae I havwe to be good at something caepaecaesurae Havwing different specialties makes for a good pair, I think. One for good advwice, one for flattery.  And wve can swvap off as needed. sugaryexcess You don't )(AV-E to be good at somefin, but you are~ 38) Idk, you're clearly muc)( better at flattery t)(an me~ But )(ell yea)(!~ People otter complement eac)( otter~ And also compliment eac)( ot)(er~ Bot)( are good~ caepaecaesurae Fond of all sea life, evwen the mammals? sugaryexcess Well, dolp)(ins are on t)(in fucking ice~ Orcas aren't, t)(ey're under it~ 38P caepaecaesurae Pff. caepaecaesurae Your flattery tends to hit its mark. It's lovwely and people are lovwely and I am appreciativwe. sugaryexcess I keep looking back at t)(is and smiling, sorry I'm not too talkative rig)(t now~ You're a delig)(t~ caepaecaesurae Far from the wvorst thing to havwe open in a tab sugaryexcess Yea)(!~ sugaryexcess My tabs are a daymare rn, it's cotton candy recipes to distract Ringleader from kissing Rigger, some flower bulls)(it, and seventy bajillion tourist nonsense fins for plaices around )(ere~ caepaecaesurae Rigger is not paid enough sugaryexcess I don't know t)(e number, but it otter be quadrupled at L-EAST~ caepaecaesurae WVe should send him flowvers and a nice condolence card. caepaecaesurae WVith ringleader's title wvritten in place of key wvords sugaryexcess We absolutely s)(oald~