#and i thought of it as a mehanic where at the start of each season

[northseas]

made myself as a stardew valley npc!!

used this thing here

[jennycalendar]

Calendiles & Mehane!

MY TWO FAVES BLESS 

(@buffysummere + @thespacelesbian asked calendiles too....you all Get me)

calendiles

big spoon/little spoon: i have to go with what @caves-of-androzani said a while back...they sleep either facing each other or jenny’s lying on top of giles. they’re very cuddly

favorite non-sexual activity: jenny’s right-handed and giles is left-handed so giles will always be holding her hand while he reads or writes or does whatever he needs to do in order to help defeat the monster of the week. and sometimes it gets disheartening and he starts getting anxious and sad and thinking about how all of them are never really going to live lives free of the supernatural, but then he’ll feel jenny’s hand in his and he’ll remember that there’s one really, really good part of his life that wouldn’t have come to him without a demon in the internet

who uses all the hot water: jenny loves being warm and taking hot showers. giles takes cold showers to wake himself up in the morning but he doesn’t mind a warm shower if jenny’s with him

most trivial thing they fight over: this is giles and jenny we’re talking about. fifty percent of their relationship is banter. i’m sure they’ve gotten into an argument over jenny “borrowing” giles’s pajamas and sweaters and never giving them back. giles says she uses her size to look cute

who does most of the cleaning: they take turns but they both get nit-picky because jenny says giles makes everything look “disturbingly neat” and giles says “please jenny please stop just shoving our bedsheets into the linen closet without folding them” so usually they do it together while arguing (playfully)

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: jenny would love warehouse 13 and giles would be into classic who. they take turns with the remote (code for: jenny hides it somewhere when giles is out of the house so that she can miraculously “find” it and choose what they’re watching. giles once took a sick day from work because he was looking for that damn remote)

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: no one because they go down and fix it together. they’re a very inventive couple

who steals the blankets: jenny 100% which is so weird because she’s so small but giles will wake up in the middle of the night and his girlfriend will be on the other side of the bed entirely wrapped in the blankets

who leaves their stuff around: jenny. all the time. giles’s house would be so nice and tidy without her in it. plus there are power cords everywhere now and giles says he feels like he’s living in an endless obstacle course

who remembers to buy the milk: giles, because jenny would live off coffee if he let her

who remembers anniversaries: fdsjlsdflkj they both do and it’s the purest damn thing in the world because they’ll each manage to get each other the perfect gift. or like even if it’s not the perfect gift it’s a thoughtful gift with a lot of love in it because they love each other so much

mehane

who cooks normally?: they both do!! tara’s better but faith loves spending time in the kitchen with her so tara lets her help out. it’s a sweet little ritual they have

how often do they fight?: not super a lot but when they do it’s mostly because they’re worried about each other

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: i keep on thinking of that tumblr post where it goes “my girlfriend’s away on a cruise so i just cut all the sleeves off my shirts...she’s 90% of my impulse control” or something because that’s definitely faith. she does lots of weird but not directly harmful things because she’s like a small energetic puppy who really wants Attention. meanwhile tara cooks a lot and writes faith letters (and if she can’t send faith the letters, she ties them up in bundles so she can give them to faith when she gets back).

nicknames for each other?: faith calls tara “t,” tara calls faith “baby” and “honey” and lots of things that faith would have hated coming from anyone else but it makes her feel weird and soft and mushy when it comes from tara

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: tara because the one time faith said that she’’d treat tara to a lovely meal, they ate their dinner and then faith grabbed her hand and said in a low voice “all right, no one’s looking, go, go, go.” tara knew she should be mad but faith was so cute and faith did have a point so they dined and dashed and never got caught. but yeah. tara pays for dinner

who steals the covers at night?: neither???? they’re both really snuggly in their sleep (faith refuses to admit it though) and they’re holding each other all the time so there’s no opportunity for either of them to pull away and take more of the covers

what would they get each other for gifts?: tara gets faith an empty scrapbook at some point or another and she tells faith that she wants them both to have some good, wonderful memories to put in there (and they do). faith gets tara lots of weird tara-specific gifts and i keep thinking of that christmas ep of the office where jim gets pam a teapot full of lots of things he knows she’d like?? faith would do that. but in an awkward way because she still wants to look Cool

who kissed who first?: tara kissed faith because as flirty as faith was, faith also felt like tara was a Precious Golden Girl who could do So Much Better and she knew how nice tara was and she was worried she’d pressure tara into something and she was getting all worked up and nervous when tara just kinda leaned over and kissed her. it was a sweet kiss

who made the first move?: faith. faith can make the first move just by looking at a person lbr

who remembers things?: omg both of them???? they both so completely treasure the fact that they’re able to love and be loved by a person so they remember everything. tara remembers because she loves faith, and faith remembers because some part of her is afraid that one day this’ll go away and she wants to make sure she never forgets

who started the relationship?: i'm going to go with tara

who cusses more?: faith but only by a small margin because tara curses like a sailor when she thinks no one’s in the house

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: faith would Panic and refuse to leave tara’s side or stop holding onto her or let anyone else at all touch her because you’ll make it worse i won’t let you make it worse. tara would become very clinical and detached because all that matters to her is saving faith’s life and then she can let herself fall apart. she has to be strong