#and i think that affected me so fucking hard bc i wanted to fit in and feel like i belonged

[phagodyke]

trying to watch all of us strangers and it's just making me cry really hard this is why I don't do romance movies WAH

[yongseungkim]

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[solviae]

[MIS]BEHAVE, zayne (黎深)

one, two, twelve, you’ve lost count, your ass is red, tears have dried on your cheeks, and zayne…zayne is nowhere near done.

NOTES ও the mere idea of brat-tamer zayne makes me want to act up so bad just so he can put me back in my place 😮‍💨

CONTENT ও spanking (obviously), fem!reader, brat-tamer zayne, fingering, slightly mean!zayne & aftercare bc im sensitive, reader and zayne are married, lowercase intended.

“and that makes how many?”

you hear him in the back of your mind, but his words don’t properly register. your throat is raw, your cheeks are stained with tears as your chest heaves upwards. bent over zayne’s lap, it takes all your strength and focus to catch your breath—let alone answer him. 

another harsh, quick spank lands on your ass. 

“ah! t—twelve? thirteen, i…i don’t—ah!” you yelp, squeezing your eyes shut as if that might help dull the sting. his hand lifts into the air again, and you quickly stammer the correct number out. “fourteen! fourteen! i—it’s fourteen!”

zayne lets out a pleased hum, and you sigh in relief when he chooses to rub the still highly sensitive, incredibly sore, fat of your ass rather than striking it again. you wince, even the brief respite having you on edge. 

part of you wonders if you’d taken it too far today.

“six more to go, then,” he mumbles, eliciting a soft whine from you. it slips out on accident, born from your subconscious that was doubting whether you could take six more of his bruising hits. zayne huffs, hearing your protest. “what? you don’t agree?”

 you choose to stay silent. a tension starts to brew within your stomach as soon as the tender rubbing stops. his hand stills on your ass, and it makes you gulp.

“because i, for one, think 20 is a rather fitting punishment, considering your little escapade lasted just as many minutes,” he says, matter-of-factly, with the same tone in his voice as usual. the casual dominance, the cold affection. it gets you wet—embarrassingly so, even.

“…i’m sorry,” you squeak out, voice soft as you hide your face in the sheets. though, you really weren’t. 

if given the chance, you’d make the same exact choices again to ensure you’d end up just like this. face down, bent over his lap, with your ass up and bared for him as his frustration gets taken out on it. 

“are you?” zayne says, the edge to his voice sending a shiver down your spine. “surprising me at the office after i explicitly told you i could use no distraction today, crawling under my desk when the new intern comes to debrief for the day, and daring—“ he spanks you again, and the sound you let out is a mixture of a moan and a whine. “—to suck me off until he finally leaves. are you that impatient?”

“i—i just missed you,” you mumble, squeaking when he spanks you again. this one’s harder—sharper, almost. “fifteen, sixteen, sorry, i’m sorry!”

zayne scoffs. perhaps what you did could be considered uncouth. and maybe it did piss your husband off as indented, but you know zayne, and based on the amount he’d spilled down your throat—you know he enjoyed it. never before did he cum that much from just a blowjob, with you having to struggle to swallow it all; hastily scooping the drops that overflowed from your mouth up before it could drip onto the floor. 

that still doesn’t change the fact that you didn’t listen to him, though.

“missed me?” he repeats, almost spitting the words out. he sounds like he’s seething, and you’d be a little worried of him being actually downright angry if you didn’t feel the hardness of his cock pressing against your stomach through his slacks. your cunt flutters around nothing, the so-called ‘anger’ rolling off him in waves only making you crave him more. “was the load i left in you this morning not enough?”

“i didn’t say th—“

he spanks you again. fast, and harsh, angled in just the right way to make you wail. “i fucked you back to sleep,” he nearly growls out. “and still.” he hits your ass again, and you feel his dick twitch beneath you as you groan. “still it wasn’t enough to make you behave.”

“i’m sorry,” you say, blinking rapidly to get rid of the tears welling up in your eyes. it feels so good, all while hurting so bad. the sting slowly starts to turn into a burn. you want more, while wanting less, but most prominently you want him. “i…” zayne spanks you again, and you grit your teeth to keep a scream from coming out. “seventeen, e—eighteen, nineteen. one, there’s one left, r—right? just one more?”

zayne laughs, and the once comforting sound now fills you with a confusing mixture of dread and excitement. 

your breath trembles as he gently places his hand on your ass. it’s blooming with clear signs of irritation, the discoloration clearly visible, and you fail to withhold a whimper as he starts rubbing circles on it—on you. he kneads the flesh in his hand, the movement both soothing yet irritating to your already sensitive skin. 

he’s silent for a moment. a different silence compared to his usual reservedness, and you feel its difference in the air. 

then, without a word, his hand lowers between your cheeks and a swift finger dips between your folds. he’s quick, methodical, in his movements, as if he’s simply satisfying a curiosity. 

“ah, w—wait!” you keen, caught off guard. he gathers the slick between your legs, almost toying with your pussy just because. your face heats up. “zayne, i…”

“you’re enjoying this,” he states, a barely suppressed smile on his face. his fingers travel to your entrance, having gathered enough of your wetness to lube themselves up, and you let out a long, drawn-out moan as two of them slowly slide inside of you. zayne scoffs in amusement. “too much, it seems. my fingers slide right in, barely any pushback. how interesting.”

interesting, but not surprising. you and zayne had tried spanking once before, but never to this extent. it was just something to try out, something new to dabble in after you’d heard one of your friends speak about it. it was good, but this—this was on a whole other level. perhaps, he realises now, you enjoy spanking better when his heart is in it; when the mean slaps he gives out are born from a place of true frustration. stickiness clings to your thighs, with some of it leaking down and dirtying his pants. 

“did you plan this?” he asks then, curling his fingers inside you. he angles them upwards, and a soft, blissful moan graces his ears as he keeps bumping them into the spot he knows will have you reeling. his fingers move in and out of your dripping cunt at a steady rythm, leaving you to squirm on his lap as you try to fuck yourself back on them each time he pulls them out. “did you want me to lose my patience with you? do you enjoy seeing me like this?”

your pussy clenches around him, and he laughs at the feeling. it’s filled with disbelief and a hint of pride, and it makes you feel a little embarrassed, but, god, if it isn’t hot. 

“how unbecoming,” he mutters, adding a third finger. you gasp, and frantically reach for your bedsheets as he continues to fuck you with his fingers. the pace he sets is rough, unforgiving, really, and it has you so close to the edge so quickly. it’s as if he knows, because he immediately starts to slow down as soon as the thought forms in your head. you let out a strangled whine. “riling me up at my place of work, acting out for a crumb of attention, what am i gonna do with you, hm?” 

“z—zayne,” you stammer, clawing at his lower arm to steady yourself. it helps a little, at first, but quickly amounts to nothing when zayne uses his other hand to reach for your clit. you immediately clench around his fingers, the way he’s pinching your clit sending waves of pleasure down your spine. “please, please, please, i’m—so, so, ah, so close, i’ll be good from now on, promise! please, just let me—!”

“a brat and a liar,” he interrupts. the finality in his voice surprises you, and you crane your neck to look back at him. what you find makes your heart flutter. the look in his eyes is so opposite to the sound of his voice. the softness within them, the hint of a smile tugging at the corner of his lips, the sheer love for you that he seems to carry. “you’re lucky i seem to be particularly fond of this brat. go on, let yourself go. cum for me. your punishment is up, anyway.” 

briefly, very briefly, you think that’s not true. you only counted nineteen spanks. but zayne doesn’t give you much time to dwell on it. his hand leaves your clit, and you mourn its loss for just a second before he starts grinding his thigh up against it instead. with his other hand free now, he delivers the final, punishing slap on your ass as he pushes you over the edge. 

“f—fuck!” you wail, squeezing your eyes shut as your orgasm crashes into you. you cum, bent over his lap, soaking his fingers with your release as pain and euphoria flow through you simultaneously. “fuck, fucking—ah, fuck.”

zayne guides you through it, the movement of his fingers slowing down the more you seem to calm down. he eases them out of your pussy gently, and the downright filthy squelch that accompanies it makes your face heat up. your breathing is erratic, your chest heaving up and down, but when zayne presents you his fingers to clean them up—you open your mouth and do so without him even having to utter a word. 

he hums in satisfaction. “docile, obedient, but such a crude mouth,” zayne muses. “it seems we’ll have to work on that next time.”

your walls clench around nothing at the thought of a next time. 

it’s quiet for a bit after that, save for your ragged breathing as it tries to catch up after everything that just passed between you two. the silence isn’t heavy at all, it feels reverent, sacred almost, as if the world itself paused to let you linger in the aftermath a little longer.  

zayne shifts beneath you, careful and deliberate as he reaches one arm behind himself. the motion nudges you ever so slightly on his lap, and a wince escapes you as a sharp sting ripples through the skin of your backside. you bite your lip, unable to stop the heat that rises in your cheeks—though you’re certain the color on them is nothing compared to the vivid shades of red painting your ass. 

you can’t help but wonder if his handprint is still there, etched onto you like a mark of something far more tender than punishment. the thought alone makes you draw in a breath, deep and heady. oh, you really hope it’s there. 

trying to break the haze with a smile, you glance over your shoulder. “so… what’s the damage?” you ask, your voice light and teasing as an attempt to bring a little playfulness back after such intensity. 

zayne glances at you with a soft look and gently adjusts you in his lap. “hold still,” he murmurs, his voice low and calm. there’s a quiet click as he uncaps something in his hand. 

you crane your neck, trying to peer up at him from your position. “what’s that?”

“a cream,” he replies, and before you can ask more, a cool sensation brushes against your heated skin. you exhale a trembling moan, the contrast of temperatures instantly soothing the ache. “i picked it up after last time,” he adds, tone almost sheepish. “thought it might come in handy, if… you ever wanted to go there again. it helps with the sting.”

your heart squeezes in your chest. of course he thought of such a thing. of course he thought of you. you watch him in silence, eyes soft as he applies the ointment with painstaking care. the man who, mere moments ago, unraveled you with such intensity is now so gentle, so focused, like he’s trying to put every piece of you back together again himself. 

“you missed a spot,” you whisper playfully, wiggling your ass just a little.

zayne pauses, looking down at you with mock exasperation. “pretty sure i hit every spot,” he says dryly. you smother your giggle behind a hand, catching the smirk tugging at his lips too. but his gaze sobers rather quickly, searching your face. “…are you okay?”

you meet his eyes, warmth swelling in your chest. “i’m okay,” you say honestly, reaching for his hand as he helps you ease off his lap. you shift onto your side instead, still a bit too sore to sit fully. the mattress dips beside you as he lies down, instantly reaching to tuck a loose strand of hair behind your ear with that same devoted gentleness.

“i wasn’t too harsh?” he asks, voice barely above a whisper now. 

“not even close.” 

“too rough?”

you shake your head. “no.” 

“...too mean?”

you let out a soft laugh, pressing a hand to his cheek before bringing your forehead to rest against his. “zayne,” you murmur, voice full of warmth. “you were perfect.”

a breath of relief leaves him. it’s quiet, and very subtle, and his lips morph into a smile right after. it’s small, just a slight quirk of his lips, but it’s more than enough. “that’s good,” he says, and you can hear the sincerity in it; the need for him to hear those words. 

you lean in to kiss him, slow and sweet, before muttering against his lips. “i love you,” you whisper, and peck him again. 

he lets you, kissing you back as his arms pull you in closer. “i love you, too,” he mumbles against your lips. “even if you do love to test my limits.” 

you laugh softly, and curl into his chest, letting your body melt into his. the scent of his cologne welcomes you, making you feel right at home, and you press a kiss to the sensitive skin of his neck. 

“and, hey, who knows, maybe next time we can try degradation.” 

“absolutely not.”

“yeah, thought so.”

[shouyuus]

insane thought but vi makes you sit on her lap while you do your makeup bc she just wants to be close at all times. i’m having visions 🧙‍♀️ of her just resting her head on your shoulder and smiling so fondly at you in the mirror, just observing you…… ugh 😞

OKAY but can we talk about it; there's an amazing tiktoker who has a whole series on breaking down the psychology of arcane via the fights, body language, communication, etc and how that all goes towards the storytelling and they do it rly well so i'll just let you guys ruminate on the 44 part arcane series they've doNE BUT. the thing they've said over and over again about how the way vi shows love and affection is FULL HAND CONTACT, like more so than even physical touch (ALTHO IM SURE THATS AN EXTENSION OF IT YALL), it's the hand thing

SO. like college roommate!vi after you guys have made it official, and ur both going to some kind of party, and you've already done vi's make up (and gotten SUPER distracted during it because well, it ended up with you straddling her lap and basically trying very hard not to fuck up her eyeliner bc her hands were ALL OVER your thighs and waist, inching up your shirt and teasing your skin), so now you've gotta do yours, and as much as you love and adore her, you know if you ask her to do your makeup in exchange you'll end up looking like you're going to an avril lavigne concert at age 13 which is NOT always a bad thing but just not the vibe you're going for tonight right.

so imagine sitting at your vanity, her with her chin hooked over your shoulder, and her arms wrapped around your waist, your back against her chest. and she's so warm, she's always been warm, but you always notice it more when you're like this -- the contours of your body fitted so perfectly against each other, like jigsaw pieces clicking into place for the very first time and realizing that this is where they were always meant to be.

"which one -- the darker one? or the lighter one?" you ask, holding up an eyeshadow palette to show her over your shoulder. and you feel her hand twitch on your stomach, but she doesn't shift either of them, just nuzzles deeper into the crook of your neck.

"mmm... the lighter one," she says, "goes better with the dress you picked out.

you laugh, nodding, and dabbing a finger into the lighter shimmer shadow, leaning forward slightly to apply it across your eyelids. vi lets out a tiny whine as your back separates from her chest. and a second later, she's leaning forward too, chasing the contact. you cast her an exasperated smile in the mirror as she pouts at you over your shoulder.

"vi -- you're gonna make me mess up!"

"okay, okay, fine," but she's definitely still whining about it, barely letting up her hold as you shift your seat on her lap to give yourself a bit more stability as you go back to doing your makeup.

"what do you think?" you ask, pulling back and relaxing against her once more.

vi only tugs you in tighter, her fingers curled around your middle.

"i think you look beautiful, but... i always think that, so..."

you crinkle your nose, feeling a familiar heat wash into your cheeks.

"you don't think it's too much glitter?"

vi shakes her head, chuckling.

"nope. no such thing."

your lips twitch wider, "correct answer."

"mm... see? i pay attention," she says, nosing along your neck, her breath hot on your skin.

"i -- i've never said you don't!" you say, squeaking slightly as vi smirks into your shoulder.

"i know." a kiss.

"v-vi..."

"hm?" another kiss.

"what're you --"

"what's it -- look like --?" her teeth skimming along the junction of your neck.

"i-it looks like you're trying to make us even later f-for this party than we already are."

vi hums, shrugging as she sinks her teeth into your bare skin.

"well if we're already late --"

"vi! w-we promised we'd go --"

"and we will --" you feel the tips of her fingers teasing into the waistband of your sleep shorts, and you think that at least you haven't changed into your dress yet.

"we're gonna ruin our makeup!"

vi's hands pause, and a second later, she sighs, her face appearing over your shoulder in the reflected image of the mirror. she blows a strand of pink hair from her face.

"fine... but if it's a boring party --"

you roll your eyes, "we can irish exit as hard as you want."

vi's smirk smears sideways and you immediately bite down on your bottom lip.

"your words, cupcake. not mine."

you grin, leaning forward again to wing out your eyeliner and apply the most waterproof kind of mascara you can as vi watches you with indulgent eyes and a knowing smile.

in the end, you don't end up leaving the party early. but you do manage to desecrate of the bedrooms upstairs. though you only feel kinda bad for it because, well, you can't just throw a party, invite the entire girls rugby team, and not expect some level of debauchery, right?

right.

[toxycodone]

"Are they into PDA?" - Dungeon Meshi Edition

content. multiple x reader, fluff

an. yknow i havent written in like a week ESPECIALLY for my beloved dungeon meshi so. here is this. I'm kinda using this too as like practice bc i have never written for a lot of these characters but I would love to try!

Let me know if you want me to do this for another fandom <3 or if i forgot some characters

Laios's Party

Laios - He can go 50/50. I think at the start of a relationship he’s really awkward about it (he’s not used to anyone being affectionate with him besides his sister). But as time goes on he starts to really get into it. He just loves finally feeling accepted and cared for it’s just 💕💕 yeah. He’s lovey dovey enough with you in public to make people cringe. And he doesn’t get it when people suggest he should cool it down. Laios’s PDA is never heated or anything. Just cute and romantic. He’s smitten.

Falin - Similar to Laios, but I think she’s more chill with it off the bat. Falin gets hit with that puppy love phase HARD when you first start dating so she’s all shy and her heart’s pounding but she’s only bashful because she’s just so into you!! post-chimera she becomes a lot more assertive and has less regard for others witnessing your PDA. She’s always sitting close to you, holding your hand, resting her head on your shoulder (or letting you rest your head on hers). I also think she has a habit of sneaking up on your and nipping your neck/shoulder.

Marcille - ENJOYS IT. Like…there is not denying it. Marcille loves PDA. You would think your hands are glued together or something my God when you two are walking she’s always holding yours and swinging your arms while humming a little tune AHHHH…of course her cheeks will be stained red though. You ask for a kiss in public and she’s squeaks out an “…okay.” (Then has to hype herself up and is timidly puckering her lips w her eyes squeezed shut comically tight). Anyways. Yeah. She’s a little obsessed with you okay.

Chilchuck - He’s more lowkey and chill about PDA. He admires other couples when he witnesses it “aaah, young love.” But I think Chilchuck is a bit too mature to just. Make out with you in public (now if he’s had a few beers. That’s different. Drunk Chilchuck is a different breed okay.) Chil will give you a goodbye kiss or hold your hand for a second and give you a gentle squeeze, but that’s about it when it comes to public affection. I think he shows his affection fr tho by buying you accessories to wear (scarves, rings, pouches, etc.).

Senshi - He’s not super affectionate in public in general but he doesn’t mind it. Like oh? You wanna give him a little kiss? Sure. That’s fine. But then when he realizes others witnessed it then Senshi gets bashful. Thank god he has that thick ass beard bc I know he’s blushing way too hard. He blushes really hard at any PDA between you two. It’s honestly super cute. :3

Izutsumi - No. Hard pass. Do not. It just makes her incredibly uncomfortable (honestly the idea of affection in general makes her feel weird bc Izu thinks she’s undeserving, but she likes you enough to try to love herself. For you.) I think Izu substitutes PDA with handmade things…like. One day after a little thinking and comparing you guys to other couples she’s a little nervous about you thinking she doesn’t like you/isn’t a good partner. So…you guys have matching necklaces she made instead. It’s just a pretty rock and some feathers tied clumsily in twine but! She’s trying! It’s a step in showing that Izu wants something to link you guys together to others.

Toshiro - (idc that he isn’t in the party anymore he just fits best here ok) Hear me the fuck out. Toshiro Nakamoto likes PDA. BEFORE YOU STOP READING HEAR ME OUT. I think it’s a huge deal w his characterization that Toshiro is really repressed and is learning to voice his needs/concerns/opinions/etc. and I think this also applies to like. Getting in touch with his desires. Toshiro desires to be loved and cared for and well. He enjoys actions of affection from you. They make him happy. And when he finds himself getting embarrassed about it…he thinks on it. Like why should he feel the need to not showcase this? Anyways, yes he enjoys it. But keep it classy 💕 He prefers to save anything more for when you two are alone.

Kabru's Party

Kabru - 50/50 like Laios. But Kabru’s initial dislike for PDA stems from his own insecurities. Like…Kabru is just still processing that he is capable of love and doesn’t have to basically set his own desires and needs to the side and sacrifice for others. After he jumps over that jump it’s smooth sailing though. (Kinda. Every now and then he gets hit w an insecurity episode). Kabru’s like a fantasy prince. He gives chaste kisses to your lips and forehead, kisses your knuckles…yeah. It’s cheesy, but from him it works.!

Holm - Average PDA enjoyer. Keeps it cool and classy in public. He doesn’t initiate a lot besides a gentle kiss to your forehead or patting your shoulder every now and then. He has no qualms with it, Holm’s just a really mature dude (plus with his religion I kinda think he values being respectful). But like. As soon as eyes are off you guys Holm is WAY more touchy and lovey. When mickbell and kuroo stay at his place he’s always a little miffed mainly because his privacy with you is SACRED to this man.

Mickbell - Says he likes PDA. Cannot handle being kissed without practically exploding. He’s so cringe (I love him). Mickbell the embodiment of that “first kiss” vs. “expecting a kiss with tongue” meme. But he’s the first kiss part. He likes to pretend he has any sort of experience (he does not) and any attempt at PDA leave him glowing red but in his mind he’s like heh…I was so cool. (He wasn’t)

Rin - NO. It’s a mix of bashfulness and her fear of doing something crazy via magic because of crazy emotions. But I think she desperately does crave affection. Being able to be treated like a normal girl and love and be loved with no issue. Yeah. You can probably sneak up on her and give her a smooch or something and she’ll be too stunned to react (thank goodness bc the explosion spell building up fizzles out before it can be fully cast)

Golden Kingdom

Thistle - Little pain in the ass he acts like he hates it but in reality he loves displays of affection. Like Thistle gets all red in the face and waves you off but then he’s blushing and kicking his feet like a schoolgirl when you’re out of sight. In my mind Thistle doesn’t do a lot of PDA (if any) but he’s most definitely writing about you in his poem books 💀 there’s likely books dedicated to you…and yes he’d die if you found out.

Yaad - In the most princely sense, yes. Yaad is very sweet. Polite. Demure. He kisses your hand as a greeting and may kiss your cheek if he’s feeling really crazy (omg). But he treats you like the most respectable being on earth. Absolutely adores you. PDA makes him blush and Yaad will have a cute little smile for a while afterwards and be in a good mood (Laios asks you to be affectionate w him particularly when he knows he royally messed up)

Canaries

Pattadol - DO NOT. Like maybe a cheek kiss is fine but Patty is working VERY hard to look like a formidable leader and when you distract her! She can’t! Plus the prisoners immediately start making fun of her! You guys gotta keep it cool around them. She still loves you though.

Lycion - This is weird but Lycion seems like the type of guy who can do sexual stuff in public with no issue but PDA? It makes him choke a bit. Only because he struggles SO much with self image + self worth so you doing an action just to show affection for him that doesn’t give you anything in return makes his heart skip a beat. Like damn? You really love him? That’s crazy. Anyways. It’s cute as fuck.

Fleki - I honestly don’t know what to say other than you could eat her out in front of a crowd and she wouldn’t flinch. She’s soooo touchy and all over you it probably makes people uncomfortable but she doesn’t give a fuck. She clings to you like a Koala with no issue (like she did to otta in that comic YEAH)

Otta - Yes but she’s going to be pretend chaste about it. Like Otta acts all down to earth in public but I can’t decide if it’s because she wants to tease you or pretend like she has any sense of self control. Once you’re desperate enough yeah you two will be making out in public’s

Cithis - Idk if this is against the grain but I think she’s a bit reserved about PDA. Not because of any bashfulness or whatever (she could give less of a fuck) but with her hinted past experiences with people not regarding her personal space and being weird to her. In my mind just. Cithis has some personal boundaries about being touched and stuff she doesn’t want to be crossed. That’s not stopping her from getting you off under the table with her foot though. (Insane.)

[just-null]

YO, SUPER LATE SUPER LONG SUPER MESSY OCTOBER POST THAT I JUST SHOVED EVERYTHING INTO BC I DIDN'T WANT TO DO MULTIPLE. FUCK IT.

I forgot halfway that these were supposed to be costumes and not mini aus... SO REMEMBER IN MY PLACE, EVERYTHING IS HYPOTHETICAL. also. some have a bit of yandere elements to them bc its SO FITTING FOR NORITOSHI.

Happy late October, everyone. it's winter now. Let's get it, baby.

[Long rambles and doodles under the cut!]

Vampire!

I kept asking myself, "How sexy is too sexy.." and "How the fuck does a sexy vampire even look like without it being a shirtless guy w fangs or Edward Cullen....." I think I figured it out

Sure, sure, vampires are superhumans with sun allergies that can drink blood really hotly. They can also easily overpower you to feast and blah blah blah, but what if said vampire (Noritoshi) was too weak to do any of that? Not literally, but he craves your say. He wants not only your blood but your affection. He wants to get praised as he drinks you in. Are you comfortable? How much will you allow him to take? Do you want to get him back in return? Guidance with this makes him feel more at ease. It's still Noritoshi at the end of the day. He's going to find a way to be a little awkward about you because of his crush. He refuses to drink from anyone other than you, even if it causes his death. Therefore, he has to keep you healthy! For the rest of your lives..! Besides, he can't really go outside or else he'd.. y'know. So if you think about it, this is a very beneficial relationship for both of you!!

The only downside is that you're losing blood on the regular, and for some reason, more people are moving away... Probably nothing, right? Noritoshi is always there to keep you company and help you recover anyways.

Witch!

my attempts also bled into the witch design.... you got greedy with requesting two in one ask, but I'll spoil you this time bc I also wanted to see Noritoshi as a (sexy) vampire and witch. heh. AND I DIDNT REALIZE HED BE SO CUTE AS A WITCH..... WHAT THE FUCK?? rip momo, fight for your title of cute witch...

Noritoshi strikes me as one of those witches who'd rather be left to their own devices because they're running some important magic whatever in the background. though, he'll take some breaks and indulge you if you insist on having him around. Insist meaning you pass by and strike conversation, leaving him to neglect anything and everything to prioritize his time with you. He doesn't want to use magic on you unless it's beneficial for either you or both. Noritoshi likes a natural progression with you that he knows for a fact is true and not some product of some spell. Though it doesn't mean he wouldn't use charms and such to get you to interact with him more often to speed up the process!

Can't sleep? He has a remedy perfect for that! Bad luck? Oh no, take a charm. Nerves? A potion he perfected will help you ease your jitters. Annoying peers? With a snap of Noritoshi's fingers, they're gone! Just don't ask what happened. Enjoy yourself instead and come to him with any new issue. He's quick to resolve it.

Definitely has some sort of doll that looks suspiciously like you.. Noritoshi would probably talk to it and practice one liners that give you the strongest sense of nostalgia once he uses them. He's simultaneously giddy that the charm he put in the doll works but also a little annoyed that his hard work isn't surprising you, but leaving you with deja vu.

Idol!

i was crying the entire time bc what does an idol look like.... noritoshi is handsome enough to be an idol without actually being an idol... now i can confirm that idols are very well dressed though. thumbs up 100% but i had some thoughts...

[Idol]

Noritoshi would be the type to cherish his fans, but hold clear favoritism over you. he'd be those idols that look cold, but they talk, and they sound smug in a charming way. i don't know much about idols, but i know he'd be so fucking good.... he'd be the type of guy to sing to you amongst the hundreds in the crowd.... ahhh the interviews w these famous aus. they're just talking and acting like themselves. can you imagine Noritoshi getting asked the question if he has a lover or not? he can lie, im sure you're alright with that, but he doesn't want to!! he does have someone!!! someone he loves more than all his fans love for him combined!!! he just can't say it for the sake of your privacy and his career. so Noritoshi does what any charming guy who's good with their words does. he deflects the question. answering the question, but not really, that'd be something he's known for. fans online are split on why Noritoshi does this. some think he's trying to keep that side of his life private, others think he's trying to mess around, and others think he's hiding a secret lover!!! though the last one is usually seen as the outlandish one, sometimes it makes Noritoshi's heart drop bc they get some things right. "Having a lover is a complicated question hidden behind a simple disguise. If I had to answer, I'd say my lovers are my audience. they make sure i'm well cared for, some more than others." AND HIS FUCKING LITTLE SMIRK I CANT COUGHS UP BLOOD. IM A THEORIST TOO. SECRET LOVER. 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

ON THE FLIP SIDE....

[Not an Idol]

An amusing thought where Noritoshi goes out in his casual clothes, and he's mistaken for an idol. No one knows who he is, but he just looks like he'd be one. bro's just trying to buy groceries, and now he has a fan group asking him to take pictures with them.. He'd tell them that he's just a guy, not an idol, but the group would still want a picture with him. it'd be a waste to pass by someone who's so naturally gorgeous, so with a sigh of defeat, he relents. It's just a photo, right? No harm done. Noritoshi'd go home and feel overwhelmed/embarrassed by the whole ordeal. later, he gets a call from someone in the kyoto group or you to inform him how he's all over social media, known as that handsome guy in the supermarket. HED BE COMPLETELY UNREACHABLE TO MEDIA OUTLETS BC NORITOSHI IS THAT GUY WHO DOESNT HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA.... he'd have to make one to make sure no one pretends to be him online. "Hello, I don't use social media, but I've been informed I've been getting attention online. To prevent anyone from being fooled by an impersonator, this is my official and only account. thank you." P.R. STATEMENT WRITING ASS.. his single post gets flooded with likes, comments, and DMs. it almost blows up his phone..... he was just buying bread, dude...... people try to dig up and find him through the other Kyoto group's social media.

[bonus] my second in command requested to put him in a fem idol outfit bc he thought it was funny. after frothing at the mouth and coughing out blood, I complied.

Doctor!

THIS IS SUCH A STRAIGHT FORWARD ASK BUT IT HAS SO MANY IMPLICATIONS. MY BELOVED CULT MEMBER.. THOSE EMOJIS GIVE ME A DIFFERENT IMPRESSION BUT IM NOT SURE.

Noritoshi as a doctor...... apple sales would plummet. his little clinic's business would skyrocket. sick cases would peak in his area. getting your heart checked by his stethoscope would be so fucking embarrassing bc all he'd hear is THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP

LIKE IMAGINE IF THAT WAS YOUR DOCTOR? BRO.

COUGH COUGH HACK WHEEZE COUGH COUGH.

Noritoshi would probably own a small clinic that he wants to expand. That or he opened one after working for a hospital for a while. He's a great doctor who's most likely respected but a pain in the ass to work with. Among patients, he's gotten the hot doctor reputation. Most want to be treated by him, but he's so professional, any chance of trying to flirt goes down the drain. Yeah, he puts his hair up to avoid it in his face even though his eyes are closed classic lab safety procedures. He seems like the type to have a soothing but authoritative voice during examination, so he gets his message across. it's a bit difficult when dealing with patients for Noritoshi. If he sees them too often, he firstly scolds you for not taking care of yourself, then feels guilty for not giving you the proper care. Keep yourself safe and healthy, or else Noritoshi will clearly :( Putting him in a yandere setting would be dangerous. He'd have a lot of control over you, considering he can prescribe medication, shots, visits, and other things.... he'd have a ball.... nothing that would cause you any harm, of course. he's only looking out for you and doing what's best for you..!

Pirate!

my second in command wanted a pirate. pirates are so fucking cool and i know damn well if this guy were a pirate he'd have a bunch of battle scars under that fancy coat.

Noritoshi as a pirate would be more than a little odd, but also fitting. He looks like the type of guy who'd be well put together, yet he's willing to get his hands dirty. Like the guy who got into the pirate life because of some personal issue that couldn't be solved fast enough through conventional means. Even as a pirate, i imagine he holds everyone to high standards. They're still pirates though.. so his expected standards aren't even that high. He has more freedom here, so even he himself lets loose once or twice. Especially with you. He's even able to get away with more violent actions for you, the seas are unpredictable, after all. While taking some treasure, Noritoshi'd toss you a gem or golden coin, just so you can say you were the first to claim it. Just so he can see that happy glint in your eyes when getting your hands on treasure. God forbid anyone try to get their hands on your hard earned goods. They'd be met with a bullet to the foot or a sword at their neck. Everyone and their mother knows how you're his favorite, but Noritoshi downplays it. Its not a crime to help out someone from his crew is it? Not in the seven seas. He leans more into his cold ruthless killer side here. He has goals and people to help keep in line whether hes captain or not. Yet when around you, he's almost adorable in how he shows you a pearl so entrancing that it reminded him of you.

Corpse Bride!

my submission to my Noritoshi Halloween costume closet.. CORPSE BRIDE, THIS MOVIE FUCKS. esp w the yandere elements.

Noritoshi 100% made you recite the wedding vows to him before accepting the ring. If you fumbled up, he'd correct you with SO much attitude and expect you to start from the top until you got it perfectly.

Hypothetically, in the chalice scene towards the end..

Noritoshi is the type to never be fully relaxed unless he knows for sure you'll be eternally his. In this scenario, YOU proposed to HIM but have to die to continue being together. Not only that, but someone in the living world is also after your heart. Someone who bleeds. Someone who's the obvious choice. Someone who can give you the life that you deserve. Someone who will succeed in their pursuits if you. remain. alive. Noritoshi's life was cut short, yet he still managed to lose so much and be abandoned a considerable amount of times. When he meets you and finds out about the possibility of having to go through that again even in death, it finally clicks in his rotting mind. He realizes he's been doing something wrong to keep constantly failing. Noritoshi revises his methods to a more.. selfish course. Why should he care about anyone else's wants or how his actions hurt them? You were the only one who made him truly fulfilled, to make him feel alive. The only one who deserves anything and everything good that comes from this world. Destiny is never done toying with him when he realizes your marriage is invalid because of your pulse and his lack thereof no matter how hard he'd try, but the opportunity arises. of course, he's ecstatic to give you an afterlife worth much more than what a silly beating heart can achieve. "All people die eventually. If you miss your living family or friends, all it takes is patience, darling. I'll wait by your side in the meantime." He weighs the pros and cons of everything, but when it comes to swaying manipulating your thoughts he only highlights the ones that'll get you on his side. in this case, the pros of dying to be with him! Honestly, the answer was so obvious that Noritoshi didn't know why he was stressing about it before. It hurts him to see you in any type of pain, but he reassures both himself and you that it'll only be for a moment. Afterward, he'll have the rest of your afterlives to make it up to you!! What happened to Till Death Do Us Part? Noritoshi thinks it's insulting that something as shallow as that could be so widely accepted. If your love were true, it wouldn't stop just because the world decided to take them away. "Till death do us part? Darling, don't be silly. 'Not even death will do us part' feels much better, doesn't it?" 

[lvlygyuv]

GYUVIN W CORRUPTION & SIZE KINK… 🫣

Omg anon you just made me crazy 🫠

When you start dating Gyuvin and your tell him about your inexperience he doesn’t take it too seriously until now, when you two are about to watch a movie in his room and you are literally in the other side of the bed. With your face burning red and unable to look your boyfriend at the eyes.

He asks you to move closer so that’s what you do and with his big hands he moves your head to make it rest on his chest and he feels so good when he looks how red is your face and how nervous you are. How tiny you look and how easy it seems to move you’re around.

After that the desire to corrupt you starts growing in him. He wants to see you breaking up slowly and being a completely desperate whore just for him. He starts slowly, making you get used of physical affection. Taking you by the waist in public and hugging you tight when you are sitting near to him.

He teaches you how to kiss properly and how to suck his tongue, tells you how good you are and how well you are getting used to this couple things. Gyuvin loves when you want to sit in his lap to kiss bc he enjoys how you squirm when he grabs your ass. He teaches you how to finger yourself in front of a mirror, inserting his fingers in you and making you moan loud by how good he fills you.

After some time he gets you into orals. He loves seeing you struggling to fit his cock in your mouth and helps you to do it by pushing your head. Not so long after that you are ready to be fucked, he preps you with his fingers and gets so hard when in whimpers you tell him that his big fingers are better than yours.

“You are taking me so good baby, I think I’m filling you pretty well right” he says while pushing the bulge that has formed in your belly.

After that the kinks gets harsher, he is pulling your hair and spitting in your mouth, manhandling you in the position he wants. He likes it messy and since you learned it from him you enjoy it too

[duckymcdoorknob]

Dr Stone? :3

Ohhhh anon I love you so much

1,000 roses for you anon

Tagging my Dr stone friends :3 @giggly-squiggily @sticky-badger @ticklish-n-stuff @kurleefrie @adrienisweird @fanfic-chan

who’s the most ticklish character

Chrome ❤️

Point, blank, period.

I will not take any criticism.

who’s the character that most people would assume is ticklish, but actually isn’t

I WANNA SAY UKYO GUYS

I know I know

I too am a firm believer in Sakura’s hc of ticklish ears Ukyo (@ticklish-n-stuff ily)

BUT

Idk man it just fits

who’s the character that everyone gangs up on and tickles

Sweet little Suika gets tickled so often. She’s so baby

But the common target is most definitely Gen.

Once the Kingdom found out how to make the mentalist shut the fuck up for two minutes, they never went back.

who’s the character that somehow knows everyone else’s tickle spots and reveals them to others

FRANCOIS IS SO OBSERVANT DUDE THEY LITERALLY

The friend that’s friends with everyone and has the tea from ALL of the friend groups.

“Suika? What’s that? A secret? Of course… You want to get the master back you say? Well, knowing Master Ryusui for so long, he’s the most ticklish under his arms and on the bottoms of his feet. His knees are a bit sensitive too.”

It honestly just happens in an info dump.

“Speaking of knees, if you want someone with ticklish knees, Senku is actually quite ticklish there! I know, it’s incredibly unexpected. It’s almost like how Tsukasa is sensitive on his back and shoulders, Similarly to Nikki.”

Soon enough, Francois has a target on their back. It’s okay! Suika will protect them! Oh… oh dear… oh no… well… she tried… keyword: tried.

who’s the character with one specific tickle spot that only one other person knows about

Kinro’s neck is so stupidly ticklish and it REALLY infuriates him. Such a childish weakness for an Ishi Village guard.

Funny enough, the person who knows about it is actually MAGMA.

Ikr?? Insane???

They had to fix their relationship after the Grand Bout, and Magma went to grab him by the back of the neck.

Let’s just say that Kinro REALLY had to negotiate this secret.

which character didn’t even know they were ticklish until another character tickled them?

KOHAKU!!!!

Her and Nikki dude

Yes, we’ve seen Nikki tickle Minami. (And I think Nikki tickles to get her way. Don’t cross her.

She was INSANELY shocked when Yuzuriha tried her shoulders of all places.

Kohaku just assumed that all warriors were immune. (Except for Ginro bc he can barely qualify as a warrior.)

Think abt it. If Ukyo isn’t ticklish, and Kinro is only ticklish like on his neck and knees, she wouldn’t have seen it!

Honorable mention: Senku figured he was ticklish. Scientifically, most people should be. When he met Taiju though? Oh dear…

Every member of the kingdom of science was shocked to see their stoic leader break apart into cute giggles for the first time.

Which two characters have tickle fights all of the time?

FUCK THIS IS HARD

Yk for self indulgence I wanna say that Chrome gets his ass wrecked ALL THE TIME.

Blame it on scientific reasoning, blame it on pure chance, or blame it on Lee moods (which he totally does NOT know exist btw. He’s like “what the hell why am I so tingly??? WHY DO I HAVE THAT FUNNY FEELING IN MY TUMMY AROUND GEN??? I don’t like Gen like that! Oh my god- is he- has he always been this teasy?! Since when does his teasing affect me like this?!”

Realistically, I wanna say tickle monster Taiju finds himself in tickle fights commonly. Gen won’t go down without a fight (he’ll go down eventually, and it’s so fucking cute when he does AUGH) so Taiju meets his match for about 12.6 nanoseconds. (About 30 seconds.)

[strlitetheatre]

MARK CHASITY THOUGHTS !!

thank you @biscuits-spooky-diner [ sorry for the tag again lol ] for reminding me w ur reblog i went fucking bananas w this LMAO

a lot of these are heavily headcanon-centric and i wanna preface that before i get into it bc i know some people may not agree!! thats fine!! i just like thinking these silly lil things

thoughts below the cut because its a Lot and i may add to this but idk?? shrugs we'll see

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starting off strong, i really am a sucker for the 'two [ or more ] characters that one actor/actress plays are related on some level' concept and i believe mark and duke are cousins bc CAN U IMAGINEE

theyre cousins on their moms sides but their moms dont really get along due to differing views and ways of parenting, but mark and duke are pretty close. theyre each others favourite cousin

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mark and karen are both gay in opposite directions but they were very close friends growing up due to overlapping social groups (their parents, church groups, most likely abstinence camp goers, etc), and because of their respective families and being unable to be true to themselves, they got married and had grace very early after they graduated highschool

mark loves karen very much, but purely platonically. he is the type to tease her, sometimes poke fun at her, and he respects her immensely! they both work insanely well as a duo, and they hold down the fort of their picket fence home extremely well, but they are not in love

he n karen live a very domestic life, they can even be pretty physically affectionate at times [ hugs, cuddling, kisses to the head, cheeks, hands even ] and share quick 'i love you's before separating for the day, but something about it was always just slightly askew from romantic love and affection

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circling back to highschool, mark and ted definitely had a secret on-again-off-again relationship for at least a few months to a year.

they inevitably fell out because ted was sick and tired of being kept as a secret [ i have so so many thoughts about the spankoffskis too dont get me started on that tho ] and ended up giving mark an ultimatum: either choose to stay with ted and become public, or choose his family and run away from himself

i think its clear which mark chose. they dont talk much anymore

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his middle name is anthony :33 no reason for this i just think it fits. mark anthony chasity :3333

he is a very sensitive man! growing up was extremely hard for him between an overbearing and coddling mother, and a hardassed and pushy father, and being heavily sheltered on top of it all

he wasnt shown a lot of genuine love and affection growing up (his mother would lovebomb him, his father didnt believe he needed it, and they were both pretty strict considering he was their only child) and he tries to do better with grace but still ends up unintentionally repeating cycles out of wanting to keep her 'safe'

he truly does love his daughter, he loves grace s o fucking much, but he n karen didnt have many positive role models to base themselves off of parenting-wise, therefore carrying a lot of fabricated truth into their relationships both separately and together with grace

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mark has an architecture degree and he would love to be an actual architect but alas. realty was what he could get into

hes the one in charge of most of the chasity homes interior decoration! he has an eye for colours n specifically he really enjoys pastels, but his favourite colour overall is actually green

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MARK CHASITY IS THE MARK FROM WORKIN BOYS [ getting forcefully pulled off stage, gripping the mic ] PLEASE P[LEASE JUSR HEAR ME OUT

before mark began working in realty, he worked at a bank. golden parachutes bank [ 'golden parachutes' is something mentioned in show stoppin number w like no context?? this concept is my gfs idea tho ] [ **I WAS INFORMED ITS A BUSINESS TERM but atp i feel like hatchetfield Would have a bank named after a business term lmfao ]

mark met greg through duke when he was about 20 or so [ I ALSO FIRMLYY BELIEVE THE GREG FROM WORKIN BOYS IS MAXS DAD BUT MY JÄGERMAN FAMILY TREE IS A WHOOOLEE OTHER CAN OF WORMS ], began seeing him, and greg was the one to bring mark into the polycule around 23-24

all of them worked at the bank! henry hidgens was one of the younger executives there

HIS N HENRYS DYNAMIC SPECIFICALLY was never sexual i believe, but it wasnt healthy overall because there was a power imbalance between them, and i also believe mark wouldve been one of the younger men in the polycule

henry and mark had a very 'wolf and lamb' dynamic, mark being perceived and treated as 'innocent' due to how he carries himself and how he was raised, and henry sometimes doing specific things to intimidate and even scare mark

all in all things do not go well. yeah. i am Not gonna get too deep into that bc it delves into pure indulgent au headcanon bullshit [ this entire post rlly lol ] but to shorten it: i believe mark to be a sole survivor of the workin boys incident in some aus and after the deaths of the boys he quits the banking job n goes into realty god bles

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coughs. anyway. he really likes historical art and i believe mark n grace are so similar in how theyre both So abnormal about historical things [ graces general interest and infatuation w the waylon place and its history that she basically infodumps about in npmd ]

he would infodump about historical pieces and their stories to anyone that would listen, which is usually his wife or daughter

SPEAKING of historical art n bringing back his architecture degree, when grace was around 10 mark built her an exactly-to-scale miniature replica of the waylon place as a dollhouse, down to the scaffolding, lighting, wall decor, etc

it took him years and was a complete surprise. it is his favourite and most pride-inducing project to date, even more bc it was for his baby

[emblemcest]

Sooooooo I've been trying to get into some HotD fanfic but the sheer quantity and length of it all is... a tall hurdle, haha.

Which is to say: y'all got any recs?

Likes:

Aegon and Helaena are of greatest interest to me right now - I'd love stuff really focusing in on them!!

Gwayne and Criston also, maybe? (BIG bonus if there's acknowledgement that Rhaenyra sortaaaa. sexually assaulted him, accidentally.)

Ship-wise, Helaegon is GREAT, Helaemond I'm of interest (so long as he isn't too Evil Edgy Dom. bc that's boring haha.)(doms aren't sexy) Gwayne/Allicent and Gwayne/Criston also great. Maybe Aegon/Jace?? I need to investigate further. Either way incest is a plus obviously lol but I'm open to interesting rarepairs, too.

Character studies/development/slowburn over more plot-focused stuff

Original setting, please!! Or at least not a modern AU (unless it REALLY fits my other likes.)

It doesn't need to be short or even finished but I 1000% prefer structured and focused fics to 'I started writing this and let's see how it goes.' Effective build-up of tension and meaning is *chefs kiss*

not too much, like, overt character/team bashing. This world is best when everyone's a bit fucked up and a bit okay. Clear-cut villains are also boring.

Angst. Pining. Erotically charged chivalry. Yearning. Period-typical sentiments. Loyalty kink. Ambiguous relationships. Maybe actually unrequited love. Loneliness and desperation for affection. Hurt/comfort. Bittersweet or plain unhappy endings. Intricate rituals. Pretending so hard you don't know what's real anymore. Miscommunications because they both have entirely different belief systems built upon on their own unique traumas united only by an inability to ever be truly honest with themselves/another. Tortured, forced vulnerability regardless.

Autistic Helaena whenever possible <3

this is. stupid. but i don't. rly want stories abt how awful men are and how badly women all collectively and identically have it. im a girl(???) but im autistic and these narratives are. alien. to me.

so uhhhh as always this is long. But it is a list of inspiration!!! Nothing will match all of these things haha just; are there any fics this makes you think of at all???? ;;🙏

[allurasbian]

your transfem keith posts are so fucking good i feel a kinship with you as an adamant transfem lance enjoyer. please tell me more about keith’s transition and her being trans in general i want to hear it all 🎤🎤🎤

-@alluraaaa

ummm hehe well she's my og tgirl headcanon. paved the way for some other ladies i adore in other shows. i can tell u i've thought she was a girl serious style since season 2 and i watched this show more or less since it airedddddd... tee bee aich hard to say what set me off i think i was very touched by how close she plays things to the chest there's really something there about. like. being a shy girl mistaken for a rude standoffish man by people who don't know her. the way lance sees her. i think the way she maintains distance from allura while clearly admiring her greatly is super dykey and great. the guilt about adoring another girl.

i can't imagine her figuring herself out before 20 imo i think she like noticed there are things she likes about howwww like her clothes fit or her long hair frames her face but she's very very good at just not looking at it directly. TBH ive had like in the back of my mind a very character study style timeloop fic i would lovee to write but DONT go getting your hopes up my partner can attest to how much i am a nuisance with my fanfic ideas that i never follow through on... but like i think there's a tension there also with the fact that i see shiro as a trans man so like she looks up to him and recognizes herself in his transness but can't articulate it but also knows there's a separation there because he has been more sure of himself longer & he's like. an actual man. Like not that the tension is interpersonal i kind of think keith would just if anything feel weirdly guilty for not being what shiro wanted HIMSELF & shiro would be horrified if he knew about that bc he only ever wanted his best friend to feel comfortable as herself. <-ig this is a bit the black paladin thing. the metaphor being he's proud of her for things she can do that she doesn't really want. & it's not that she's not capable it's just that they are different and there's a bit of a miscommunication. btw can you tell im still mad we didnt get black paladin shiro back come onnnn come the fuck onnnnnnn

um i think probably allura's look and affect means a lot to her in ways she can't articulate. like aspirationally. also with being attracted to allura and unwilling to admit it. so this gets also into keith and allura being so alike but allura has something keith can't quite reach because she's not mature enough to articulate what it is. and allura can feel something from keith reflected at her but can't place it. btw allura knows who she is because it's all she has left. um. i think there's something here about "i dont need to know where i come from i know who i am" i think she DOES know who she is you could also say she shelves freaking out about gender because she's like. whatever is bothering me atm isn't making itself clear but i know who is important to me. the closet may be stifling but it feels safe at the same time. not my recommendation but keith is the type of person to put stuff on a shelf unforchieszzz also gay bitches who are repressed always make me craziest

& well i don't have a name im bad at that. i do think her gamer tag would be @/KittyRose. i can see her really having gotten into alt fashion because of the androgyny it allows forrrrr & i like to imagine, like, her perfectly nice straightgirl girlfriend in the past that things just could not work out with because she wanted keith to be her boyfriend and keith wanted to be her girlfriend. &then also that like to an outsider she seems like, maybe a gay boy. so that Also makes everything confusing because she's tried and she just does nottt like men that way. i don't think she'd be super feminine like i said but i think assuming that not feminine means masculine is sillyyy i think she's practical she works with her hands & she likes to occasionally get dressed up. i like her bigass boots. Ok i dont know thanks foryour time.

[multi-fandom-friend]

🌑Creepypastas Personalities and things they do in my eyes🌑

🫀 Eyeless Jack is very stoic, not showing much emotion ever. If he has to, for example if he helps to calm down Sally he’ll show concern. But outside of the mansion he never shows emotion. He’s kind when he wants to be, and isn’t completely heartless. If a pasta that he particularly likes is sick than he’ll go out of his way to check on them and grabbing something they need and once his sees that they’re okay he’s gone. If one of the proxies gets hurt in the field? He’s actually throwing a fit that they should be more careful. He’s one of those types of people where he gets mad when someone’s hurt because he couldn’t stop them from it, but he’ll never admit it.

🌲 Slenderman I see as a father figure for everyone. He’s is like a single dad. With the help of two out of his 3 brothers (offenderman is seen as a disgrace to his family’s name and unfit to be around children, especially Sally) He lets the kids (the grown adults that most of them are) rant if they want and tries to have fun with them. He understands that almost all of them didn’t have good childhoods and he feels bad. That’s why he keeps taking them in, having them promise to work for him. Once they say yes, he takes them in and the mansion grows another room (or tombs as I like to call them) 🎮 Ben is pretty nice. Sure, he’s snarky sometimes but he’s a kid. What do you expect? Plus he stays in his room most of the time or he’s hanging out with Jeff. He sees some of the other proxies as his siblings, but he’ll never admit it. Never in a billion years. He’d rather go swimming. Slender does have to trick him into showering because of how scared of water he is. Don’t ask me how bc I dunno. Personally, I would just spray him with a hose. But I digress

🧸 Sally is the average little girl, but she gets angry easily. I’m not sure where people got the notion that she wouldn’t be an angry restless spirit but that’s their opinion and it’s valid too. I feel like she’s usually nice and kind like everyone says but if she sees offenderman or anyone she deems a threat she can and will throw one of her “fits” where she makes the house rumble and she throws things towards the threat. She’s done it because she saw a spider. 🔪 Jeff is an ass. Period. But he does see the creepypastas as some sort of family. He’ll never admit it either. He makes fun of everyone because that’s how he shows affection. The only person who recognizes that is liu, his brother, who says nothing. Slender tries his best to just leave the kid alone, if he’s behind honest he’s kinda worried about him, but he says nothing. Jeff also is really smart he just never uses his brain so no one knows that.

🐍 liu is shy and quiet. Doesn’t really like talking to many of the proxies so he just keeps to himself. He only ever talks to slenderman and masky really. Sometimes he’ll have a chat with his brother, but he and his brother don’t have a very good relationship. He’s very cuddly when he wants to be and only when he wants to be. He loves a good book. Usually true crime books or something with a good plot. He doesn’t like romance novels because it reminds him too much of who he lost. He tries to be as optimistic as possible, but sometimes it’s hard for him.

🍬 LJ is giddy and goofy, always cracking weird jokes. He has learned over time what everyone’s sense of humor is so he’ll make jokes based off of that. Have dark humor? Dark jokes. Have dad humor? He’ll crack a good dad joke. Deep down he likes making people laugh still, he just doesn’t wanna be laughed at. He’s the one who hangs out with Sally the most when slenderman isn’t around because 1. He has the same childlike wonder and 2. Slenderman thinks he’s funny enough to keep that little ball of energy occupied long enough to not run off into the woods and find some poor hiker and scare the soul outta them.

🪓 Toby is kinda a mix of quiet and a fuck. He likes being nice to some people when he wants and then he’ll be a dick to others. I have a headcanon that he has BPD so that’s why he constantly switches between being nice and acting like you murdered his cat in cold blood. Usually he’s pretty nice and knows how to control it most of the time but it gets the better of him. He is also very good friends with Ben and Jeff, being nicer to Ben and meaner to Jeff. I don’t think he’d hang out with Masky and hoodie too often, but that’s just my opinion.

🚬 Masky’s just plain “I don’t want to talk to you leave me alone.” Never has liked talking never will like it. He has exceptions for certain people like Hoodie and Slenderman. Sometimes he’ll talk to liu because he’s actually one of the more chill proxies and leaves people alone unless they want to talk to him. You could also probably find him smoking outside or sitting outside Slenderman’s office because he feels important when he’s near him. 🍁 Hoodie is the opposite of Masky. Wanna talk? He’s so down. Loves talking about everything and anything. If there’s a mission, though? He stays quiet. Doesn’t talk. He’s laser focused. it’s like he has 2 different personalities.

⚕️ nurse Ann seems like the type that likes taking care of people. She is a nurse after all. She just doesn’t like men very much, considering what happened to her. She trusts most of the proxy boys not to do anything, but if they do then she doesn’t let them near her again. She gives off lesbian vibes and I kinda headcanon that she is dating or best friends with Jane. After missions she’ll patch up the people that need it and I think she’d have her own little infirmary tucked in the corner of the mansion with everything she could possibly need.

🖤 Nina is the perfect example of an extrovert. She’s so hyped up and excited that she gives Sally a run for her money. Contrary to popular belief I think she’d be pretty good friends with Jane. They both got their heart broken by Jeff but Nina continues to try and get him to love her. She likes baking and playing games with all the proxies. Sure she’s seen as annoying but she’s really one of the only extroverted people in the manor.

🕷️ Jane is quiet and kind. She likes to help where she can. I see her as religious to some extent? Not a woman of god per say but a different religion. I feel like she would be pagan and have an altar of some sort to some kind of deity. She is usually in the library reading some sort of book or bringing a book from there to the infirmary to read to Ann.

A/N: this took me a few hours to write because I had to think and plan the ones I wanted to do. Likes and reposts are highly appreciated!

[leolingo]

(long post about purgatory and meta and rp)

sigh one thing ive been thinking is that it feels a bit unfair to see so many people complaining or doomposting over how purgatory affects the overarching qsmp rp story or how it ~interrupted arcs~ or is ~disturbing current storylines~ or ~narratively unsatisfying~ like. Sure. its a bit abrupt and most players were caught off guard because lore-wise it stems from the federation which means none of them were told about anything beforehand

but... its only been three days. maybe we could have a little faith? like idk ill be soooooo out there rn and say that maybe the admins did this now for a reason. maybe itll make sense later on. we already see lore repercussions with elquackity and his motives and all the nods to the eggs.

theres fair criticism to be made (when done respectfully) if youre mainly here for the roleplay but i feel like we sometimes need to remind ourselves that the qsmp storytelling is a VERY ambitious project. lmao. imagine being the writing team and trying to wrangle 20+ characters with distinct points of view and journeys on an ever-changing story because of the very nature of live rp. its practically IMPOSSIBLE to tie up every loose end neatly and at this point i dont think we should expect that. keeping up momentum with all plotlines must also be pretty hard, cc's schedules and outside factors like server programming and building and mod tweaking and all those meta elements considered and so on and so on

i DO also want the story to move forward and be cohesive and make sense in a satisfactory way. like i really do!!!!!!! but i try to understand that thats not ALL the qsmp is about. from the start quackity said the server wouldn't be exclusive to the rp aspect. it sure is that way right now, but thats because most of the active members are VERY passionate about roleplaying. thats a good thing! they have fun and its fun to watch and the experience is mostly good for everyone because it corresponds to their expectations to an extent

the thing about purgatory is that i feel like its a lot more meta than most people doomposting realize. it ties into the story, sure, but to me it feels like the sudden switch in environment and vibes and stakes isnt actually catered to the rp and thats FINE. like thats not what it exists for and thats fineeeeeee

pac for one has said he appreciates the event for the change of pace, though its very hard (lol), because regular qsmp was starting to feel a bit stale to him and he was kind of running out of things to do. THATS A GREAT THING! managing player engagement like that is awesome and sometimes necessary. YES, purgatory caters to a very different playstyle than what we're used to -- and thats one of its strenghts.

a lot of hispanic creators have also felt this!!!! roier, rivers and carre most prominently have been VERY excited about this event because its similar in format to a lot of spanish speaking events like mc extremo and such. a lot of these players are also not particularly interested in rp-ing and had not been logging on very often prior to purgatory.

even roleplay regulars like tubbo, fit and bbh have shown interest in purgatory for the competitive nature of the setting!!! thats cool too!!!! something different, new possibilities to play around with. thats what the events should be about. kudos to the admins and dev teams for attempting it in such a big scale. their effort shows and all the mechanics weve seen are really fucking cool

i love the roleplay!!!!!! its one of my favorite parts of the qsmp!!!!!! but its not ALL there is and it shouldnt be! non rp-oriented creators are also part of the project and deserve to have a little fun too -- not to mention a big chunk of the hispanic fan community that has blown up twitter with support bc what we have rn is similar to events they already love!!!!!!! im glad to see so many of them get excited again!!!!!!

at the end of the day, qsmp is a LONG long term project, and purgatory ends in two weeks. by the time its over, we can all choose to engage with it as we wish. it can be a big filler episode in your mind, if you want. it can be just for fun..... otherwise, if its not fun, your regularly scheduled qsmp will be back soon anyway :3 its fine to not like it, its fine to have something negative to say about it if properly tagged and not like. crazy entitled or blown out of proportion for what this situation is.

i just hope we can all manage our online experiences accordingly and avoid making things less enjoyable for each other. this is supposed to be fun

[atopvisenyashill]

i agree with "I think the people who are the most down on this show are the ones who fell they’ve been robbed of something they were never promised." but it's me i'm down on the show and it's bc i wanted a full season of dragonstone polycule :(. i'm kidding i really like the show!!!! i just always imagine what could have been with a fleshed out harwin + laena and more build up jfkldsajfds

you're valid for that one but i wouldn't call that a "robbed of something they were never promised" that's just objectively a bad part of the show lmao - no reason we should have completely glossed over Rhaenyra's relationship with Harwin and cut her relationship with Laena. For one thing, it's left a lot of people confused as to why Rhaenyra had three children with Harwin. For another, it's left a real vacuum when it comes to the characters and motivations of Jacaerys and Larys - I think s2 has done a lot to fill that vacuum but there's still this Harwin shaped hole that I think the audience doesn't really know how to care about because they never filled it with anything of substance. That goes under "too fucking short" and I think every Rhaewin should be allowed to take a baseball bat to the car of an hbo executive of their choosing for that one.

The Laena thing is also a "just because you have weird opinions about women doesn't mean the rest of us do you guys" thing, which I've also whinged about before. IMO it's bad enough to cut Laena out when she's so involved in the motivations and themes of Rhaenys being passed over and the eventual Driftmark succession as well as the clearly on purpose (argue with the wall) subtextual references to Rhaenyra's sexuality. I made the comparison to Brienne's "no one sings songs" of women who die in childbirth - and cutting a woman who doesn't get to do anything despite being primed to be a big power player because she dies birthing a son that also dies feels like missing the point to an extreme level already. But then racebending her AND cutting her part down to, essentially, how men and yt people feel about her, and cutting out her every relationship just for...what? So Daemyra can be super special soul mates, as if no one in the history of the world has ever been married twice and loved both their spouses? So Rhaenicent can be super special star crossed lovers, as if there's no way Rhaenyra wouldn't have moved on from a woman who has clearly rejected her? We're really saying they couldn't have gotten some mileage from Alicent being desperately jealous of the easy way Laena accepts affection from Rhaenyra? We're gonna racebend her, cut her part down, and then say "well she's not important anyway" yeah she's not important because they cut her part down!

adsjflks anyways i DO think there are good reasons to be down on the show. i also think some people throw hissy fits because they wanted this show to be something very different from what it is, and in fact, they wanted the dance itself to be about something very different from what it is. this has always been a story about misogyny, the blurring of political and personal violence, and the dangers of allowing anger to escalate your every move, however justified you feel. it's always been about the downfall of two families (targaryens & hightowers) who overreached for godhood and fell hard, and one family (velaryons) that didn't win the game of thrones but they sure fucking lived which is more than you can say for everyone else. people love to pretend like both f&b and hotd aren't about misogyny, violence, and justifications but like - that's the text babeee. justice for laena tho!

[caffeinatedattorney]

Final thoughts! I'm going to talk about the aspects of the game bc I'm not thinking abt this anymore in a few days and I might as well since it's fresh in my mind. Also I didn't play it, I watched someone play it so I won't speak abt gameplay at all.

Harvey and Bruce are very much not okay. This batman is so angry and he's so desperate to save people. He's caught up in vengeance (defending Leslie and harvey) but clearly isn't sure what his modus operandi is just yet. That and he isn't seasoned so ppls deaths affect him and make him blame himself and hesitate. (when the inmate in black gate is pronounced dead.)

I was not expecting it to go hard on the trauma and abuse and how children act after said trauma, much less show it which was surprising! It is triggering but, depending how much you can handle, that makes it all the more engaging and heartbreaking.

I find it interesting how Bruce is the one prone to violence. He hits Harvey after Harvey says something from their fav show that triggers Bruce. I doubt ppl ever write Bruce being autistic but both Bruce and harvey come off to me as on the spectrum. With their fixation on justice, the fact they seem to be old enough to stop playing pretend but still do (though that could be just arrested development from trauma) and it seems to be their happy place as harvey is his loudest around Bruce and in the, what is it, rehabilitation center? Also they don't seem to have (m)any friends.

I remember this plot point from my own worst enemy and I like how it works here. I'm glad Leslie has a big role and connects everything together. (her telling Bruce off for making voices at her LMAO)

Harvey is more affected than Bruce is bc his trauma continues well into adulthood. He never left his fathers house, never stood up to him. I don't need him to articulate why but it feels so real and fitting and sad and I love it? It makes me feel things that he had a support system with Bruce and Leslie even if it seemingly wasn't enough.

I have a theory that the Rat King moniker is Harvey's self loathing coming to life and becoming his bigger-than-life mask. Bruce has the bat and harvey the rat. One soars through the skies and intimidates, the other burrows underground for safety and cohabitates to survive (and forms a cult)

Harvey's dissociation and the DID name drop ough. ("am I psychotic?!" ) I just felt bad. Dudes mental barriers are so high up he loses track of time (and probably feels like he's getting sucked underground). It hits hard that Bruce is one of the things that ground him despite the fear and disorientation. Wish we had seen Gilda tho. Unless they're meant to be separated?

And fuck, Harvey's voice. He's so meek and unsure the whole game. His little jokes ("this one was right outside my office. *pause* I'm fine by the way" ) . He gains strength when angry and when full of disdain (talking to matches) which is to be expected but goddamn that performance killed me. Leslie has to remind him to calm down ("be good" "be good" he repeats in an almost childish voice ) Too real. too good. He thinks of himself as weak until he's backed agaisnt the corner (when he was about to get shot he screams "Do it you coward!" )

Edit: I have this Hc of harvey putting a big front the way Bruce juggles batman and Bruce Wayne and the fact it's been validated makes me wanna go harder on it and harvey being autistic and the pressures and stress he must face. End edit.

Also interesting how they have Bruce and harvey call each other brother. Didn't want for it to come out too gay? I will say, it feels forced but I haven't sene anyone else mentioned bc its that inconsequential I guess.

I loved babs trying to help Bruce despite his attempts to push her away. ("I'm taking this crowbar" and he actually says "don't care!" ) also apparently when she leaves she turns a few times fuming and you can see it in detective mode lmao

Overall, better than I expected? I wasn't expecting harvey to be important at all. Hate the bait and switch and the fact it's a vr game bc I'll never get to try this lol. I'm glad they could expand on why Harvey and Bruce are how they are in the arkham universe.

[pixlpxie]

Hi I'm not trying to be hateful and I don't necessarily condone all hard stan behaviors. Sometimes when you defend yourself I agree and I'm with you until you start saying things like this is what they would want and that's just so out of touch with reality. To genuinely think a celebrity or even a regular person wanting to be perceived as hot or attractive sometimes means they want to be objectified in every way possible most of the time and for people to talk in depth about how they'd fuck and what not. I think that's a genuinely harmful belief to have. I don't think it's inherently a bad thing to talk like that in private which I would say an anonymous tumblr account kind of is but yeah.

(This answer is not directed at you, don't get me wrong, but i need to say this and your ask is the perfect fit so dont take it personally)

Sometimes some of you guys miss the point that this blog is for funsies and most of the stuff going on here are not real, i don't want to be objectified if that's what you were getting at but i study human behavior, i know what ppl can want. And personally, I like it when ppl find me attractive and hot so why is it a problem if i think the same for celebs? Or how is it different from talking to your friends abt your crush and what they probably like in detail? Idols may not like being objectified like this, sure, but we dont know that either and they are literally marketed to be objectified. Kpop sells u a fantasy so why not engage in that?

I feel like some ppl care too much abt celebs and honestly you shouldnt bc you literally don't have any contact with them nor do they with you. They are almost fictional in a way. Trust me my blog doesn't affect them in the slightest bc they dont know this exists. That's how celeb/fan worlds work. I'm not hating on you btw, you may not like the conversations and posts going on here and that's totally fine. But as you also see, i get a lot of hate which i don't even respond to all of them so imagine. I have my fun answering those anons that's why most of them are unserious. But please, if you don't enjoy this content its totally fine, leave me alone