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eldritchmochi · 6 months

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hey quick question, what does it mean when your incredibly cute coworker spends months lamenting the fact that he cant order new contacts because his vision script is out of date but ends up still wearing his (new) glasses to work then later shows you pics from a family gathering where hes definitely wearing contacts and you have a dawning realization that no, he really has worn his glasses exclusively around you and you think it might be because of an offhand compliment on his new frames six months ago

asking for myself. h elp

#mochi rambles #i continue to be having the most baffling gay crisis #like at this point i am absolutely certain hes been casually flirting withe for like close to a year #AT LEAST #im just fucking *dense* so i didnt pick up on it til he got VERY overt #i still cannot get a read on him though #and i cannot lose this game by asking him outright what the fuck is going on #at least not without some attempt at goading him into making a move #this is simply who i am as a person #*however*#points at him *what the fuck*#its such a stupid small thing that i do not think anyone else in the office has noticed but like #does he wear his contacts when im not in???#i *must* know #but unfortunately i am uh #not really all that close with anyone else in the office BUT him #and i suuuuuuper dont want to put our mutual whatever the fuck this is on anyone elses radar #yes we both intend to quit by the end of 2024 #but i do NOT want to deal with our ancient boss starting shit because she got a wiff of an affair #screms #mochi you useless lesbian

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