#and i m not talking abt the laptop

[anotherlandfill]

The story of fancy weighed blanket and a man with a big D.

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D as depression.

[dontexpectmuch]

(if ur still taking requests) smth abt jude surprising a very stressed out student for their bday! i'm projecting horribly here 😍😍

author: happy (belated (?)) birthday!!!

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you feel your phones vibration against your desk, gently tickling your skin. it pulls you out of a trance you didn’t even know you were in, your eyes now focused on the device.

a tired smile stretches on your lips, the contact name making you chuckle.

[from; The bestest best boyfriend]: open the door !

sighing, you get up from your chair and move to open the door of your small apartment, the sound of your steps as the only sound inside.

you open the door, immediately being met by a huge bouquet of blood red roses and red balloons, judes happy face the center of your sight. stepping to the side to let him enter, you take the flowers from his hands and move them to your face, the gentle scent of roses meeting your nose.

“hey, baby.” jude leans down to press a kiss on your lips, pelvis moving closer to press against yours.

you greet him back, though you see his eyebrows draw together, forehead creasing.

“you okay, love?” jude pushes your body towards your living room slash working space, placing the sweets tied to the ballon onto the table, taking the flowers from your head to put them on your desk.

you sigh for the nth time today, leaning against his body, slightly relaxing as you feel his warm hands caress your back.

jude speaks up again, voice laced with confusion, “babe?”

“‘m so tired, i don’t even know what to do.” you explain your behavior, though it doesn’t even come near to what you actually feel.

on top of being stressed and tired, you start to feel even worse because you can’t be happy to see your boyfriend. he doesn’t deserve to be greeted by your gloomy self like that, but you also know that he would never be mad at you for your feelings, immediately trying to help wherever he can.

“why aren’t you ready?” he asks, siting down on your couch and pulling you along by your wrist, positioning you on his lap.

“for what?”

you feel his hand move up and down your thigh as you lean against his body, head resting on the crook of his neck as you take in his manly scent, his aftershave tingling your brain in a way that you wouldn’t dare to put into words.

jude gasps, pushing your head up to hold it between his hands, thumbs drawing circles against your cheeks.

“your birthday dinner? you wanted to eat at that restaurant when we visited liverpool?” his words making bells ring in your head.

you loudly gasp as you stand up, “jude, babe, i,” your heart sinks as your eyes skim over his face, “i forgot?”

he tucks you down again, your legs caging his as you come face to face. “did you forget your own birthday?”

though jude smiles at you, thinking that this situation is quite funny, a moment the two of you would remember in your graying days, you can’t help but feel sad, closing your eyes as you put your forehead against his shoulder.

“exams are stupid.” you mumble, finally understanding why so many people have been calling you throughout the day.

you two sit on your couch for a while, small talk being exchanged between you. that is, until jude decides to get up to get your present that he left by the door, your heart’s rate picking up as you watch him sit next to you, a big bag placed on your lap.

“you didn’t have to-“

he puts his finger against your lips, successfully stopping you. “just, i hope you like it.”

you smile at him, thankful to have him in your life before you look down to pull out a rectangle box from the bag. your eyes widen as you are greeted by a white box, the familiar apple logo making tears sting your eyes.

your voice is soft, looking at your boyfriend who shyly looks at you through his lashes, “jude, i, oh my god, thank you so much.”

you move towards him to hug him tight, gratitude expressed through soft kisses spread over his neck.

“you said that your laptop was slow, and how many breakdowns you had because of it, so i thought, well, yeah.” he explains, his hand resting on your cheek once again, warmth radiating from his eyes.

your heart beats against your rips, heat creeping up your neck.

you knew that is an incredible person, someone who cares about his loved ones, giving as much as he can without expecting anything in return. you knew that he pays attention to everything you say, almost hanging on every word spilling from your lips, never making you say anything twice, but right now, fuck.

right now you feel loved in a way you never knew that existed, you feel so warm, so safe and comfortable that you wish to bathe yourself in this feeling for eternity, never once thinking of leaving this feeling. all the negative energy, all the thoughts of failure and the pain of final season wash away as you continue to look at your boyfriend, him returning your gaze of adoration twice as much.

“i love you.” you whisper, afraid of losing the moment.

jude leans forward to kiss your forehead, engulfing you with his scent.

“i love you even more.”

LETS FUCKING GOOOOIOOOOOOOO

(exams make me question my existence.)

[rotten-dan]

what you up to with the games you've been playing? finished anything or started anything new?

I go back to P/T from time to time to p rank but I don't talk much abt it anymore bcuz of the weird thing with devs

I play plate up now that it finally has online gaming and is so much fun with friends. the bakery update is really fun

a very sweet sweet friend got me hi fi rush and my kind eldest brother lent me his laptop to play it and I've been doing that, Ive trying to S rank but on hard mode that proved to be. hard. friend recommended I go into normal and Im S ranking a lot more often now

and something I want to start is some of the Persona games. not all mind you. just the ones m friends deemed important

[a-kaash-me-outside]

TORIII!!! TORIIIII MY BUB!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS I'M SCREAMUING AJKFBJKSDB HOLY MOLY JSNFDJKSD!!!!!

i already took a break to calm myself down so that i can form a coherent reaction but now that i'm sat here on my laptop, i am once again hit by WAVES OF EMOTIONS!!!!! (*≧∀≦*)

first off!! when we knocked on tsumu's door and he was only wearing his hoodie and athletic shorts I FREAKIN GASPED BC!!!! WOW THAT'S FREAKIN GENIUS!!!! we met tsumu in that fit the first time AND LEMME TELL YOU that fit was the *reason* why i fell in love with tsumu in this fic!!! i can just imagine his toned thighs and and his abs and I AM LOSING MY MIND bc this fit MADE A COMEBACK AHGJKHSDJKGH I LOVE IT

then their convo?!?!?! tsumu saying that we're good n great, and he knows that he's been real shitty, he's aware that he's been an ass— i was reading that part with bated breath, hand on my chest, tears rimming my eyes!!! SO GOOD!!! i mean granted he didn't directly say "sorry" but i felt that in our first kiss (and quite frankly by how he fucked us senseless right after that sdhjfks) he was so gentle and patient and he wanted us to take the lead and then he just hit us with "but can i kiss you for a little longer first?" LEMME TELL YOU!!!! I FREAKIN DIED!!!! I THINK MY CHEST EXPLODED THAT TIME IDEK SDJKLDNSGJKS

and then the part that we've all been waiting for THE SMUT

I MEAN WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN?!?!?!? how do i even describe all the emotions that i felt during that?!?!?!? can one even form a coherent response while tsumu is out there making us SEE STARS?!?!?!?! AHWFJSHJKSGBK

i'll be honest tho. i'm not really into m! receiving oral (in general) bc just reading abt it makes me physically gag and idk i hate that kind of sensation BUT for atsumu??? I. Will. Go. Through. It and the way we was so confident??? dayum, we was so HOT fr fr if reader decides to have a seminar or a crash course abt being hot and confident like that and even just abt sucking dick, i will be the first to sign up jsfhjksdh

and tsumu saying "and you’ll be so sore ya can’t get out of bed and walk to yer room" OH MY GOODNESS that is so filthy BUT IT IS SO HOT OH MY GOODNESS HNNNNGGGGG and his accent??? I WANT TO HEAR TSUMU TALK (and whisper) TO ME LIKE THAT EVERY NIGHT NGL SLJKGHSJG

and also!!!! i read in one of your asks that your fics are chubby coded, i couldn't believe it at first bc i haven't noticed it but then !!!! "you lean your weight into your wrists, he can feel it all on his sternum. the pressure is incredible, like he couldn’t take control if he wanted to right now." THIS MADE ME SO FREAKING HAPPY I'M UGLY SOBBING RN AJKSJKHS THIS LINE MADE ME FEEL SEEN AND LOVED (づ◡﹏◡)づ♡♡♡

i wouldn't elaborate any further bc this will just be me quoting your lines back to you and my ask is already getting out of hand. i know that i've already told you in my previous asks that this fic is so good but i just want to tell you again how GOOD your writing is!!!! i just LOVE how you write complex emotions, friendly banters, and just everything!!!! you are an amazing writer, tori ( ◡‿◡ )♡

okay one last scream

WOW HOLY MOLY THIS IS SO GOOD THIS IS AN OUT OF THIS WORLD EXPERIENCE FR FR THANK YOU FOR FEEDING US A GOOD MEAL, TORI BUB!!!!! (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)

OMG OMG. BABE. THIS?!??!?!?! this ASK omg. i'm literally swooning bb swear to god. i can't. i was smiling and smirking the whole way through this shit. ALL of the things that you pointed out are things that i absolutely loved writing or hoped people would pick up on so i'm just AH thank you T-T

AND YEA YEA. i'm glad that you noticed and picked up on it. i really do write for chubby readers, just like? lowkey? not over the top and in your face or anything, just like! i am! so when i visualize the scenes, i put myself in that position. SO YEA. i'm glad you picked up on the little bits that i put in there and stuff. <3 and that it made u feel seen <3

i'm sososoos glad you loved it and let me just AH tell you that AH. this shit? made me <3 yes <3 thank you so much. <3 so happy. TT

[bimb0cultt]

120123 ✨

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dear diary ,

i kindaa forgot to do yesterday but we're not gonna talk abt that :) ! moving on ,, i forgot today was thursday like this entire week hit me like a truck i'm so confused,,, ANYWAY ON TO THE INTERESTING THING THAT I HEARD (not that i'm eavesdropping on conversations it's just that ppl r loud,,,)

BUT OMG OK so basically this guy was talking to his friends abt some cheerleaders n he was like "i would not wanna fuck any of them like i think this guys gf would be the only one" (I ACNT REMEMBER HIS NAMe but that's not important) BUT BRO OMG THAT IS SO EW like how bad of a friend or just person in general do you have to be to say that you would fuck someone's gf ???? that's so nasty ew

just disgusting in general ew also i gotta work on a fucking resume ?? idk but today was filled w a bunch of school work which is so LAME i hate it , m gonna die :( ,,,, also have u heard abt that lady on tik tok is blaming a random old lady abt the idaho murders even though ?? someone was already caught ??? ladys batshit crazy n don't get me wrong i believe in tarot but like that shits wild n yeah that's all

bye bye ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

- bia

+ i might've broken my laptop ??

[yunick]

i've told myself that i didn't like you anymore. honestly i feel like im lying to myself. ever since i told u my age everything has been dead between us. we were doing so fine and i fucked up, technically it was the right thing to do because i can't imagine lying to you abt that for a long time. i have had many crushes after you but i acc search for you in them. p (my crush rn) the first time i saw him i thought "hey he could be my crush, he kinda looks like m too" that was the first reason that came into my mind to like him. bc he was like you, totally like you. i have never thought of missing you again but here i am currently crying and rereading our old chats. honestly ang weird ng mga chats natin dati but like at least i was happy, i've changed drastically. i've gotten more quiet, i absolutely hate dc now bc it reminds me of you and if i do use it i backread our chats. i can't move on from you. idk why. i think i said this before but u had a big impact in my life even if i was -- when you met me, no one has gave me mixed signals like you, no one has made me risk my life getting a beating stealing my laptop while being grounded just to talk to them, always log in on dc every other time of the day to check if they chatted, no one has made me buy a ---- and think of them everytime i see one. i acc feel so lonely and boring now. especially nung december? i got no merry christmas or happy new year from my friends. i'm trying my best to not think of you thst much anymore but tonight i couldnt help it. when i saw a girl on ur pfp i was js AHHH ganon i honestly dont want to get back tgt, i wanna become friends again. we're acquaintances rn and i hate it. udk how happy i was when u replied to me when i said i was going batangas OMG my keyboard memorised it😭😭 anyway imy :> shld i send this? im feeling risky:>>

i sent this to him april 23, 2024, 1:45 am.

i nvr thought he would see it so i said told myself na isesend ko tas idedelete agad agad. but i was wrong he saw it. when he asked me what i sent my heart was beating so fast. i couldn't believe what just happened

i couldn't believe that he saw it and read a few sentences. he told me that he wasn't done reading and that i was rude for deleting it. so i asked if i should send it again, he said yes. after he read everything he asked me, "why me eunice?" i was stunned, i didn't know what to say or do. and he told me that he gave so many reasons for me to stop chasing him? idk wtv i was doing ig. i acc don't regret sending the paragraph bc i wanted him to know how i felt. wtv i had for him was all in my notes and since i was feeling risky idk i sent it.

if u ever see this, i'm so grateful for you to be a part of my life, for being my first ever crush, mu, kalandian. it's all stupid but i will forever cherish it. malay mo mag meet tayo one day? eh delulu. anyway thank you is all that i can say, m.

[trademarkhubris]

i gotta gush about ianxofour on youtube. i don’t even know what to say i just LOVE the minecraft elegance series

[unproduciblesmackdown]

anytime the wifi kicks out for like 3 seconds w/o cause while i’m trying to use it i calmly ponder the Well This Is The End scenario even though i know it’s abt to return in a sec

[snzunii]

— SEE YOU AGAIN [23]

+ summary. in which you and sanzu are in a very chaotic marriage.

+ tags. romance, fluff, heavy (?) angst, modern au, smau, arrange marriage au, college setting, use of profanities, eventual smut, 18+

+ note. hello uhm chapter 23 ig? HSJSAHHS IM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG BUT HERE IT IS MUWAH MUWAH ily all <3 thanks to @r-indou and @manjiroro for always listening to me ramble abt SYA askjhshjhjsda cant write this without them LMAO

+ status. on-going.

+ masterlist.

ONE WEEK AFTER.

“Did you sleep at all?”

“No. Could you tell?”

Kakucho chuckled as he sat beside you, how could he not tell when you have two bags under your eyes. You look like you didn't get a wink of sleep for the rest of the month. Your hair was disheveled and you look like you’re going to faint any second.

You didn't get any sleep last night since you were waiting for Haruchiyo to come home, it slipped your mind that you had something else to do and now you’re rushing it. Really, how could you let this happen? But you know you would achieve nothing if you scold yourself so you set that aside and just actually did your task.

“I really could.” he said and placed a bag of sandwich in front of you, “I guess you didn't eat too?”

“Mhm.” you just answered as you set all your things aside—leaning your head on the desk and closing your eyes while you face Kakucho. “Wake me up after ten minutes. I need to finish this, ‘m just gonna sleep for a bit. I’ll eat that later, thanks Kaku.”

Kakucho just sighed as he angled himself to cover you from the sunlight, he was observing you as you slept in the most uncomfortable place here in the university but he guessed you had no choice. It has been, what, one or two weeks since you last talked to your husband?

You just spent all the time trying to make up with Haruchiyo and Senju but they aren't talking to you, still. And now, you have a lot on your plate. You can't exactly focus when the two of the most important people in your life aren't talking to you.

“Kaku.”

“Hm?”

“I miss him.” you mumbled, “After he came home, I waited outside his bedroom last night. But I didn't knock at all. ‘s so funny, I want him to talk to me but… I don't know. I’m giving him all the time he needs. Is he going to ignore me for three years too?”

“Don’t think so. Just give him more time.” Kaku said and tapped your shoulder, “You said you’ll sleep.”

“I can’t.” you opened your eyes and sat straight up. “Might as well finish this.”

You were about to type on your laptop once again but Kakucho kind of snatched it away from you and before you could even protest—he was already typing away. “Take a nap. I’ll do this for you, we also did this you know.”

“But I can’t sleep—”

“Then eat.”

…

“Senju, come on.” you hold onto her arm before she could even go away. She has been ignoring you as well after she knew what happened. You can’t really blame her for feeling this way, out of three of them she’s the closest to their father but if she just listened to you that you didn’t know anything about that matter.

She looked away, “I don’t have anything to say to you.”

“Can you just let me talk?” you said and flicked her forehead causing her eyes to widen—giving you a did you just flicked my forehead look. “I’m so exhausted, Senju. So fucking listen to me, I didn’t know shit about your father. Okay? If I knew then I would have told you.”

Senju frowned but then her facial expression softened. “Fine. I guess. Now, let me go.”

That was fast.

The melancholic look on your face faded a bit when Senju sat beside you, “So, we’re okay?”

“Yeah. We’re okay. I’m still mad but… I love you.” she said and pulled you for a hug, you were relieved. Of course, you are. You know Senju, you had some petty fights with her when you were kids and she always tells you this. She’s mad but she’ll hug you. That’s what she always does.

You just hope her brother’s like this too. But you don't even know why your husband’s such a tough nut to crack. You get that what you did was wrong but if he just listened to you.

You were about to pull away from Senju but she held onto you—not long, you were hearing her sniff. “Takeomi had a fight with Dad last night. Everything’s not okay.”

“I’m sorry.” you whispered as you tapped her back, “Everything’s going to be alright.”

“I hope so.” she pulled away from you, “Haruchiyo’s still not talking to you? He doesn't answer mom’s calls either.”

You just responded to Senju with a nod. To be honest, you can barely see him in your house these past few days. It’s either he’s out with his friends or he’s locked himself up in his room. You’re dying to talk to him but you had to give him time.

It’s just that you don't know for how long.

“Okay but now I really have to go. I have my class in like fifteen minutes.”

You chuckled and gave her one last hug before letting her go, “But we’re okay, right?”

“Yeah. Okay, we’re okay. Let me go. If I get marked I’ll get mad at you again.”

“Just makin’ sure.” you smiled, Senju just rolled her eyes and ran to her building while you're left in the student lounge. Hina, Emma and Yuzuha still have their classes, that's why you were left alone doing your tasks. You were about to walk out from the lounge when Haruchiyo entered with his friends.

There’s this urge to go and pull him aside but that was shot down when he just glanced at you for a bit and continued on talking with Koko as if you aren't there or as if you’re just some stranger to him.

So, is this what he wanted?

He was like a completely different person to you. You couldn't even recognize who he is even if you stared at him and you know what’s funny to you is—this is the longest that you get to see him after a week and he’s not even looking your way.

The feeling inside your chest was getting old, you figure you should be used to this but how can you get used to this? Is there no fixing this ever?

You had no choice but to look away and go about your day. Even if it’s hard, not to see him smile at you. Not to feel his arms wrapped around you when you wake up.

You get it. He’s hurting and he needs to figure things out. It doesn't even matter that you were hurting, as long as he comes back to you. He will, right?

You sighed and picked your things up as you made your way out of the lounge. Every step was heavy for you, it felt like there’s a huge chain wrapped around your heart.

And he’s got the key to set your heart free.

“Hey.”

You stopped walking when you heard that familiar voice behind you—that voice that always makes your heart beat rapidly, that gets your heart working a bit more than it’s supposed to. Slowly, you turned around and saw his figure towering over you.

And the next thing you knew, your face was buried on his chest as he pulled you close to him, arms wrapped your body so tight as if you’ll go and slip from him if he ever let you go. “Haru…?”

“I miss you so much.”

[dontexpectmuch]

hii im obsessed with your writing like pls send help-

i was wondering if you could write a lil fic abt Jude where he and the reader have like a rlly cute relationship and they have special daily things (kiss before he leaves, cuddles when watching movies, etc) but then Jude breaks up with her bc she's too 'needy' and then he regrets it bc he misses her antics and its just a whole lot of angst. no fluff, bc your sad stories with sad endings are to die for ✨❤

where did you go wrong? were you really that clingy, needy even? did he feel uncomfortable, like he didn’t have enough space?

were all the kisses fake, something he did to please you?

“‘m leaving!” he yelled, standing by the door with his bag on his shoulders, leaving for training.

hearing his voice, you moved to him to kiss him goodbye, lips already puckered as you angled your head up, his lips finally meeting yours.

“take care and text me if you need anything, yeah?” you asked him, smile reaching your eyes.

jude fought the urge to roll his eyes, what could he possibly need when he was at training? however, he just nodded, telling you he would before closing the door behind him.

or what about the sweet nothings he’d whisper in your ear when you were cuddling on your couch, watching his favorite show. the way he’d hold you close, drawing loose shapes on your waist as he looked at you, smiling softly.

“i love you, you know?” his voice was soft, suitable for the current vibe.

he came back from training, immediately closing his arms around your body. even though you didn’t live together officially, it surly felt like it, since you spent most of your time together in your flat.

“i love you too, jude.” you said, head leaning against his shoulder, eyes looking at his.

surly, you weren’t the only one in this relationship that liked to cling on to their partner, trying to be as close to them as possible. jude also always had to touch you somehow, wether it was your waist, your shoulder or even your pinky finger.

if that was the case, why did he want to end the relationship then? everything seemed to be fine, where did that come from all of a sudden?

jude looked at you with empty eyes, no smile on his face, like he lost an important game. but, that wasn’t the case. these last few games only ended with positive results for the team. so, why all of a sudden?

“we should break up.” he began, voice stoic, sending shivers down your spine.

“huh?” did you hear wrong? what was he talking about?

“‘m bein’ serious, i don’t feel like bein’ in a relationship with you anymore.” he continued, stabbing you in the heart with every word that left his lips.

you shook your head lightly, as if trying to wake yourself up this nightmare. “i don’t understand, why? did something happen?”

jude sighed, he knew that it wouldn’t be easy, you were always like that, questioning his any and every move. “i need space, and it seems like you don’t want to give me enough. always clingin’ onto me like your life depends on it, y’know?”

you would have never thought that jude, your sweet and considerate jude, could ever be able to hurt you like that, making you feel small and questioning your relationship in ways you never did before.

“but-“

“please, just accept it and let go, will you? i’ll get the rest of my stuff some other day.” he cut you off, patience running thin as he gets up and leaves your home without even bidding goodbye.

he just left you, broken hearted, tears running down your cheeks as you desperately tried to comprehend what just happened.

now, months passed by and you slowly but steadily moved on from the break up, going as far as to dating a few people here and there. still, the thought of being in another committed relationship made you shiver, the scars still too fresh.

you were once again in your flat, typing away on your laptop as the sudden noise of your doorbell pulled you out of your concentrated state. sighing, you leave your desk and move to the front door, opening it without checking first, a huge mistake.

there he stood, in all his pride, looking down at you with an uncertain look in his eyes. he was wearing some tracksuit and a beanie, maybe coming here after training. you wouldn’t know, however not knowing about his growing success wasn’t as easy as you thought.

while you tried your best to move on from jude, he made it quite hard for you. his face plastered on posters on the street, multiple pictures of him online on your feed and what not. it made you boil internally, mad at the universe for doing that to you.

“hey.” jude is the first to speak up, not being able to bear the awkward silence hovering between any longer.

“did you forget something here?” is all you reply, coldness radiating from you as you stood firmly on your spot.

what was he doing here?

“i miss you, i miss us.” he mumbled, face looking down, yet his eyes peaked though his lashes, scanning your face for any reaction to his words.

scoffing, you roll your eyes and try to close the door, however jude reacts fast and puts his foot between the frame and door, hindering you from hiding yourself from him.

“please,” he almost begs, desperation laced in his voice, “i was an idiot, i didn’t think clearly. i mistook your love for clinginess.”

“am i supposed to care?” you wanted to laugh.

did he really think you’d forgive him? after what he has put you through? you weren’t dumb nor blind, you have seem all the posts of him with various women in clubs or on the street, kissing, touching and much more.

“i’m not some bed warmer, jude. i won’t wait for you to play around a bit and then come back, especially not after how you ended things.” you tell him, eyes stern.

jude sighed, closing his eyes to compose himself before he spoke up, “i know, but i changed. after all this time i came to realize that i can’t do it without you, please, babe-“

“don’t call me that, i have a name, you know?” you interrupted, shaking your head, “don’t call me in general, jude. leave me alone.”

this time, you shut the door completely, turning your back and leaning against it as you inhaled deeply.

this is not how you imagined your saturday night to be like, but whatever.

though it hurt, rejecting the man that you once called the love of your life, you also felt really proud for staying true to yourself.

yes, you missed him, dearly, and seeing him again resurfaced some of the feelings you still had. but you proved to yourself that you were on the right path.

you were moving on.

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fuck sleep

[riyawriteshermind]

Remember me?

Pairing: none(just Avengers family stuff)

Summary: You are (Y/n)(m/n)Parker.Older sister of Peter, you had powers when you were younger. You were an ex-avenger, who gave up your powers due to reasons. And shifted from NY to India 7yrs ago. You studied there and came to London to pursue your career. But now due to reasons relating to work you are back in NY and going to meet your family after 7years.

Author's note: This is a part of a story I'm writing but here it's written as a oneshot, so if you don't understand any part pls 🙏don't come at me😬. Also this is my first time. I have 2 additional characters that I have inserted, Kieran and Rowan(Steve's wife and y/n's bff.) Also reader and pepper have met already but doesn't know info abt each other.

Word count:IDK (I got a bit carried away)

Warnings: None. Just Natasha's usual cursing. Mostly fluff.And my bad grammer and language. FYI English is not my first language. Steve, bucky, Rowan & you same age. And the rest are 3 or 4yrs elder. Tony like a dad figure.

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Shifting your weight from one foot to the other, you sway slightly from where you're standing

Fidgeting with your hair, clothes, nails, and handbag, you earn an eye roll from May. Peter pulled your hand from, all the activities and intertwined his hands to yours, rubbing circles on the back of your palm with the other, exchanging a comforting smile.

You 3 make your way towards the receptionist, busily tapping away on her laptop, simultaneously answering the ringing phones.

"Good morning Ms Parker" "Good morning to you too Linda" The kind looking blonde, middle-aged woman greeted May. They continued to engage in a conversation, Peter eventually getting pulled into it.

You were pulled from your thoughts when you slightly got startled by your phone ringing.

Instantly you bring the device to your ears, seeing it was from work.

As soon as you ended the call you noticed that Peter was making his way towards you. Getting up from the couch you walk towards him as he updates you on what they were talking about. Therefore as instructed you go and enter your name, number and signature in the register. The receptionist, 'Linda',  smiles and thanks you as you finish, but takes a double check on you and then looks back at your name and signature. She gasps a little and widens her eyes in glee.

"(Y/N) (M/N)??" She squealed in excitement, seeming to overlook your last name. "Yes," You reply in an unsure tone.

"Woah!! I'm a huge fan.. I love your dresses... Can I get an autograph?"

You loosened up realising that she recognised (Y/N) and not Spectare.

"Aight, sure why not." You say as you do the same, earning a smile and a thank you from her. Meanwhile, earning shocked glances from May and a smirk from Peter.

As soon as the doors close your breathing pattern fluctuates and you crouch down, grabbing your abdomen. Resulting in Peter's hands immediately flying to catch you before you "collapse".

" May, I don't feel so good..." You croak as Peter's eyes fill with horror.

"You embarrass me to a level, where I start to think Peter is normal." She scoffs earning a defensive "HEY" from him. "Kid, that's the oldest trick in the book" She continues, making you curse under your breath. Shooting up from the floor dramatically flipping your half-up done hair, audibly huffing. "Well, at least I ain't be damned for trying."

You spat, crossing your arms against your chest. Earning a chuckle from May, Peter still gawking at the drama unveiled in front of him. "Was that all acting?! I ACTUALLY THOUGHT SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU." His voice thundered among the small walls of the elevator. Suddenly out of nowhere, the lift door opened and you visibly flinched covering your face with your hands.

"HEY!! you can't blame me for thinking how they'd react.. On seeing me" You retort turning on your heels to face May and Peter.

You rub your neck and shoulder as the anxiety starts kicking in again.

Pacing around in the hallway you start mumbling to yourself, rubbing your nose bridge in frustration.

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"Avengers Assemble" Tony's voice thunders throughout the tower, through the speakers.

In no time everybody was assembled in the common room.

"What is it now Tony, rock head Rumlow can't keep his and his minion's asses down for a day?" Natasha growled as dragged herself into the common room.

"Honestly, I have no idea... " Tony replied simultaneously shrugging and popping a blueberry into his mouth. "May called Pepper told to inform everyone to assemble, out of nowhere."

"You sure it's something important?"Sam asked as he munched on his granola bar. "Cuz it better be, Barnes over there is not in his best mood—"

"Tin man's always in a bad mood."

"Don't even get me started... TONY YOU IDIOT!! you knew it was an annoying, NOT HARD, but annoying silly ass mission. Yet you made him go—" Kiran started.

"Yeah, I made you guys go, still who was the one who messed up? You..."

YOU messed up and upset your lil lover boy over there. And finally whose to blame?....ME!!!" Tony retorts flailing his arms.

"Bucky is NOT my boyfriend!! he's my best friend, and yes I do take the blame for messing up. "

A tension-filled pause follows after her confession only for Tony to reply his comeback.

"I don't think you've got that title yet, Ms Dominique... I know for a fact that he has only 2 best friends, And I think we all know it better than anybody else —"

"Who? That woman who ditched THE AVENGERS, oh..I'm sorry, her “BEST FRIENDS” for her selfish needs, fucking years ago??—" Kieran spat, words dripping from her mouth like poison.

"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!! YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK KIERAN!!" Natasha shouted, not being able to handle, the insults getting thrown at her little sister.

"Calm down Nat..." Steve said as he pulled her back into her seat, the others instinctively clutching their seats and clenching their jaws as they subconsciously listen to Steve's words.

"Calm down? You want ME to calm down?"

"What the hell is going on in here?" All eyes turn towards the voice that caused the interruption.

Bucky finding himself, standing rather confused in front of the scene.

Bucky scanned the room as everyone shifted to their original seats, the Russian spy shrugging off Steve's hands with a huff and Tony rolling his eyes as he sees the man of the talk finally showing up.

"Didn't you guys hear me? I asked what the hell is happening here"

"Tell your woman to watch her mouth"

"She's my friend, NOT my girlfriend!"

Bucky growled even though deep inside he knew he liked her maybe more than he should.

"Hate to say told you so!" Tony said with a dark, exhaled chuckle and a scoff.

"I'm serious guys, what's going on? Is it about the mission? I know we messed up a bit but, I swear it's not her fault, it's mine. I'm the one who didn't stick within the marked coordinates. I'm the one who deviated, even after she told me not to. Now can we all just get on with—"

Bucky gave out a deep breath and continued before getting cut off by Natasha again.

"I don't give a shit about your messed up missions. ALL I CARE is that she apologise for what crap came out of her mouth. NOW!!" Nat growled, blood boiling in her veins in anger. Making Clint roll his eyes.

Bucky was taken aback, it was a rare sight to see Nat so angry and also at someone she genuinely cares for. Maybe Kieran did say something that offended her. He didn't want to sound nosey, so he gave out a sigh and walked over to her. But it was harder than he thought once he reached over to her. Bucky did notice the glint of regret in her eyes but it was clouded with her undeniable stubbornness. He looked back at the others and relaxed only when he noticed the sympathetic eyes of Steve, Wanda and Clint. Sam was keeping a straight face. Which was particularly out of character.

Clint was enough and done with his teammate's antics, but he had to admit that she did touch a very sensitive topic. But unbeknownst to them, he was keeping his promise as said to (Y/N). Knowing well and enough why they were suddenly assembled, he tried his level best to keep up his act and so far it only meant keeping his mouth shut. (Y/N) really did know how to make an entrance. He had no idea that his friends would be talking about her, totally anonymous to the fact that the 'one and only' will be showing up today.

"Let's just all wait for May to show up and then we'll figure it out later. For now, please, just apologise. You know what you said." He continued not allowing Nat to interrupt "AND, and...you know what you said, I do agree with Nat that it was....a hard topic... BUT I also know for a fact that you didn't mean what you said. I'm pretty sure if you get to know her, you'll be rethinking your choice of words." His tone was not that of warning but a friendly reminder.

She gave a single nod still looking at the ground fiddling with the hem of her top. She slowly padded her way over to Nat and Tony, slowly craning her head up. "I'm truly sorry for what I said, I knew it's a sensitive topic and yet I didn't stop myself. And to be honest, I shouldn't have talked like that about her without getting to know her. I'm pretty sure if y'all are still fending her, then she must be a great friend and family." Kieran finished pursing her lips and glancing back at Clint to receive a thankful smile.

Nat gave out a deep sigh and started.

"She is...she is a great friend, sister, lover, fighter, family. And I apologise too...I may or may not have overreacted a bit." Nat said a small smile tugging her lips.

Tony was taken aback a little, to be honest.

He knew Kieran was not a person who easily give in. Though he did not show it he did appreciate and accept her apology.

Nobody had the nerve to tell him what was going on. He came to help her and now nobody is even noticing him. Bucky rolled his eyes and swiftly turned on his heels, walking off in the hopes of getting some more sleep.

"Where's Peter, by the way? Isn't he supposed to be here too?"

"Damn it!! I forgot to call him." Tony cursed under his breath as he scrambled on his feet, turning to call him, just as the doorbell rang. "It's probably her," Tony said as he, Steve, Nat, Bruce, Sam, and Clint walked over to the front door, the others following him behind.

"Oh, thank God I was just about to call you." Tony let out a breath as he saw Peter standing in the doorway.

"Where's May?" Tony asked as he leaned forward with his hands on the door frame. He didn't get to see much before, Peter pushed him in.

"Umm..th- they'll come now...you guys...please don't freak out."

"Why would we freak ou-?" *gasp*

"OMG!!" Tony exclaimed in realisation.

"What?" Peter asked his eyes widening in horror.

"Does she know you're spiderman?"

"Wha-? Yes!"

"When did you tell her? Before dating or after?"

If Peter wasn't already confused with Tony's behaviour, then he was now.

"What are you talking About"

"You're here to introduce your girlfriend right?....... If not then who did you mean by 'them'?" Tony asked as he leaned over Peter's shoulder once again only to get pushed by him.

"YES!! Yes...she uhhh...is my girlfriend" "wait in here and PLEASE don't freak her out."

"OH!!STOP rambling and bring her in" Wanda said getting giddy, earning vigorous nods from Sam and Nat.

"O-okay."

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Now there was no turning back.

No one has the right to judge you though, because no one really knows what you have been through. They might have heard the stories, but they didn't feel what you felt in your heart. You thought to yourself. Taking a deep breath you move to May's left side, behind the wall, obscuring the view of anyone whose standing near Peter.

"I'd like you to meet someone," May said out loud getting the attention of a few, others still staring into their phones.

"Hey!"

Everybody's head turned towards the source of the faint sound.

The beautiful woman standing beside May was maybe too familiar. She had (long/short) luscious (H/C) hair carefully pulled back into a half updo. Plump, pink lips that complement her (skin colour). Eyes (E/C)and elegant. Like it always has been.

Steve was not confused for some reason, rather he was stunned, bewildered, was it really his best friend, the (tall/short) quirky Lil gothic diva, who could have been easily mistaken for a teenage boy if it hadn't been for her hair and voice?

It concerned her that nobody had spoken anything for almost 3mins straight. They were all staring at her like she had grown 3 pairs of arms and had 2 heads. It was the least expected person to finally say something. But the only exception was that it was Wanda's screeching.You flinched at the sudden outburst.

"OMG!! (Y/F/N)? I'M WANDA MAXIMOFF! I'M A REALLY BIG FAN!! I LOVE YOUR DRESSES."

"Oh... Mmm.. Thanks, I guess..." You mutter as she vigorously shook your hands.

You slowly detached your hands from hers, glancing around the room and seeing no change in any of their expressions.

"Guys... You're not saying anything..."

Still nothing...

"Ok, this was a mistake..." You say as you turn and walk towards the door, only to get pulled by the waist from behind by Clint. You yelped but relaxed when he placed you on the ground, still arms around your waist.

"Seriously you guys still not gonna talk a word? You acting dumb or are you actually dumb?" He asked glancing at them and glancing back at you, giving them an unsure, toothy grin.

"Just shocked..." Steve breathes out, walking to you with a teary smile.

'This is all just a wild dream.' Sam mumbled as Steve speed-walked to you. You detached yourself from Clint and threw yourself onto him, latching onto him like a koala bear. You both burst into a fit of giggles, Steve spinning you around. "I missed you," you both said simultaneously, laughing and crying at the same time. Without wasting a second Nat joined the hug, pulling Bruce by the wrist. Embracing you like you would turn to dust if they let you go, you stood there a good few mins.

It was until you heard someone clearing their throat you turned to look at a Sam smiling coyly at you, without wasting any second you ran to him and came to a halt a few inches in front of him. "Don't tell me you forgot it."

"Over my dead body" You grin as both of your palms clash, series of claps, fist bumps and all sorts of childish sing songs following it. Finishing your secret handshake you squeal when he quickly pulls you into a tight embrace, chuckling when saw you hiding your face in his chest in embarrassment. " She's the same y'all," He says out loud making everyone laugh.

You turned to the person who missed you the most and vice versa.

"Tony," You say with a smile on your face.

"Come here" he mumbles as you hug him tight. "Oh, and also you only get to call me dad...do you think you can call me dad one fine day and leave us all for 7 years?" Even though he was joking one could clearly hear the sadness in his voice.

"Ton— dad... I'm really sorry—"

"It's alright, that's all in the past..."

Tony cooes petting your hair.

"Wanda, why did you have to shout again? I thought I gave you something to shut up—" Familiar female voice came walking down the hallway making you turn to the source.

"I'm sorry, you guys were in a meeti—"   "(Y/N)?"

"Pepper?" You ask dumbfounded.

"What are you doing here?" You both

say simultaneously making you look at Tony, confused.

"You guys know each other?"

"Know is an understatement?" She mutters as she walks toward you.

"Erm...this is the...family I kept anonymous." You said with an amused chuckle.

"Oh..! So you're THE (Y/N)? The ex avenger?"

"WHAT?!" Pietro, Wanda and Kieran shout in unison.

"She's Peter's sister"  Vision reasoned in a monotone as you looked up at him with a warm smile.

"Nice to finally meet you (Y/N)"

"Nice to meet you too...uh..."

"Vision"

You smile and return the handshake.

"I can't believe I didn't give your name a second thought, this is one hell of a coincidence!" She says as she beacons me for a hug.

You quickly give her a side hug as you see yet another new face.

Kieran's body stiffened as you made your way over to her regret filling in her by each breath.

"Hi I'm Kieran Dominique aka blue blade."

"Oh!.. I'm aka Scarlet witch" Wanda quipped while you acknowledged both the women. But before you could move another muscle of your body your hand was taken and a kiss was placed on the back, by which you startled. "Prinsessa, I'm Pietro Maximoff aka Quicksilver. A pleasure to meet you."

"Oy! You're that speedy guy.."

"You know who I am?"

"Yeah, you're the guy who saved us... The alleyway, bout a month ago—"

"THAT WAS YOU??" Pietro along with a bunch of others shouted.

"Wha—but that woman was a ginger-"

"Oh, that was a wig.." "Just an old trick to hide from paparazzi" You reply shrugging.

"So that knife is yours?" Tony questions in wonder. "Didn't see that coming" He muttered as you let your mind wander, thinking if you've missed someone.

"Oh bugger!! Where's Rowan?" Looking around you don't see her, you start to panic thinking the worst. "Oh no, you didn't break up did you?"

"Nope" A feminine voice speaks from behind Steve, making you push him out of the way, the supersoldier stumbling sideways as a result.

"Rowan?!" You look at her, still short and Pettit, tight brown curls even though tried in a ponytail, reaching her lower back. Your eyes trail down her face as you notice something from the corner of your eyes. You make sure to take a double check when you saw her swollen up belly, resulting in, your hand flying up to your mouth in surprise.

"Sweet baby Jesus...." You mutter as you waddle towards, Rowan who has a frown on her face. You carefully place a hand on her belly and glance back at Steve. "Never really thought you had it in you." You joke, wildly amused. Rowan had no other choice but to crack up at your confession.

She slaps you square across your face, making you yelp and nod. "I deserved that." You mumble holding your cheek in your palm, not long after she yanks you by the arm and swiftly pulls you into a tight embrace. You close your eyes and let out a sigh of relief, though feeling that there's one more piece to finishing the puzzle.

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You were bombarded with questions by an impatient Tony, Nat and the Rogers couple, Bruce getting chances from time to time. Even though sam was always the goofy and doofus guy of the group, you gotta admit that he does have patience and understand power, glancing at you from time to time with a coy smile, while clint explained to him on behalf of you.

Steve was showing you pictures of their wedding when you spotted a brunette man with long hair. You froze in realisation.

"WHERE'S JAMIE?" You questioned shooting up from your seat, with a shocked expression.

"Who the hell is Jamie?" Asked a confused Pietro

"Oh no...you NEVER call him that, he always gets angry if someone calls him that," Kieran said frantically.

"Pfft...WHAAAAT?! Who gave you that false information?" "That's literally the only thing I used to call him. I think the others used to call him something else if I'm not wrong. Bucky? If I remember correctly." You rant on defending yourself

"JAMIE~"

Kieran mumbles an okay knowing     how this is going end.

You call out his name a few more times but gave up when no response came, just when you thought you'd leave him be and rest you heard a loud slamming of the door and Vision mumbling an 'Oh boy'. You quickly hid behind Steve and peeked from where you stood to see him barging into the room.

Just before he turned the corner which finally bought him to the room you decide to give a final pull to the nerve.

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This is it for now...

Part 2 coming soon

[meltwonu]

| 🍒 CH-CH-CHERRY BOMB! 🍒 |     [CHAPTER 𝟙𝟛]

pairing; dom!seungcheol x camgirl!reader

this chapter’s notes; camshow, breeding kink, sir!kink, pet play(kitten), v small amt of anal play, dirty talk!!! HAPPY FRIDAY THE 𝟙𝟛TH! 😗💕 Here we are with ch 13 on Friday the 13th, I didn't even realize it but man my ✨brain✨just planned that out so perfectly LOL 💕 I just wanna apologize for any grammatic/spelling errors in this one and it’s a bit shorter... I tried to proofread this all day but I'm also watching unus annus’s livestream at the same time and my peabrain cannot multitask but I TRIED!! let it be known 😩😭 Anyway, I hope ya’ll have a great weekend, stay hydrated and safe! Enjoy~! 🍒 

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alphagyu97: oh fuck oh fuck

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hoshi_tiger_xx: oh??? Cute lil kitten ears????

A moan floats past your lips as you sit in Seungcheol’s lap; his cock already snug inside of you before you’d even turned the camera on. “Ah, ye--yeah, we thought we’d, mmh, try--try something n-new…”

Seungcheol smirks although neither you nor the camera catch it as he holds you still. Much like before, he’d started working you up before you got on camera and this time he’d asked you to sink down onto his cock and wait patiently until it was time to begin; neither of you saying a word or moving an inch as he peppered kisses along your shoulders and neck.  “Why don’t you show them your cute ‘lil tail, kitten? It’s getting squished between our bodies...”

universe_WZ: yes yes yes

tangerine_kwan: show us your cute tail princess

therealchan99: thank u for the pics btw i scream abt them every 30 minutes

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You reach a shaky hand behind your back for the fluffy material as you show it off to the camera to the best of your ability; making sure to not move it around too much or else you knew you’d cum too soon. “I, ah, it’s--it’s keeping me s-so full…” He makes you answer a few more comments as you sit on his cock; blunt nails digging into the skin of your waist when he feels you trying to get him to move.

artist8hao: so so so pretty baby

kitty_junjun: cute little kitty

kitty_junjun: should come and play sometime ;)

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The way Seungcheol has you in his lap is a little uncomfortable for you and he quickly takes notice of the way you start to squirm more and more with each comment or question you reply to. “Kitten, it looks like you hit your donation minimum already. Should we start?” He coos.

You can only nod in return as you squint your eyes to check the laptop screen to see how you were doing. “Ngh, p-please… I--I’m so f-full I can’t wait any l-longer…” Whining, you clench around his cock and the toy as he chuckles lightly behind you. He’d purposely asked if the two of you could sit further back on the bed and further from the camera and laptop and you’d raised an eyebrow but agreed.

“Sorry, the angle’s not going to be very good for this but you’ll understand why.” Seungcheol comments.

The laptop screen is full of questioning comments and donations that beg Seungcheol to hurry up and fuck you.

His grip on your waist tightens a little before he’s slowly lifting you off of his cock and you let out a disappointed noise when he’s completely pulled out. “Nooo~ I w-want--”

“Ah, ah, I know what you want, kitten. But you need to get on your hands and knees for me. Facing the camera.”

Oooh, that’s why he wanted space.

You nod frantically as you easily get comfortable on your hands and knees in front of the camera and laptop; fluffy tail resting against your spine as the bell on your collar jingles.

alphagyu97: oh god please breed her

angelhan: yes god please

Seungcheol kneels behind you; already easing his cock back into your tight pussy as you mewl straight into the camera. “Our cute little kitten is already squeezing my cock so tight…”

You feel his fingertips on your skin before he’s reaching for the fluffy tail and he gives it a small tug as you whine and whimper in return.

“No, no pl--please, sir, I’ll cum if, ah, you p-play with my--my tail!”

Your eyes clamp shut just as Seungcheol starts to play with the anal plug; tugging on it and moving it slightly in order to get you to squirm a little more before he gives you want you wanted. He smirks at your back as he hears the sound of donations and comments flooding the screen in rapid succession.

“Oh? But they seem to like when I play with you like this.” You clench around Seungcheol and the toy, small cries on your lips when your sensitive body already wants to give in to the pleasure. “So fuckin’ pretty with your cute tail and ears and your pretty ‘lil collar on.”

chwenon: shes gonna cum so fast lol

gentleman_josh95: i kno, u can already tell she wants to

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sleepy_wonu: look at her cute fuckin face while she tries to not cum haha

Seungcheol draws his hips back slightly before slowly thrusting into you from behind; fingertips still playing with the tail as he moves it around in tandem with his slow thrusts. “Oh kitten, you’re so fuckin’ wet for me, baby~” You can only moan back in response as you resist the urge to meet his slow movements with your own, much quicker ones.

“Ah, s-sir, please…”

tangerine_kwan: so cute when she's whiningggg

angelhan: dont give into her so easily~ make her work for it ;)

kitty_junjun: aww but shes so cute like this

Your fingertips dig into the bed sheets and you peel your eyes open as you attempt to read off the comments flying across the screen. “Mmh, ‘m so full… and sir won’t s-stop playing, ah, with my--my tail…” You can see Seungcheol’s form behind you on the screen, hips slowly moving as he plays with the tail.

You slowly find yourself moving with him and meeting his thrusts; chasing your pleasure as Seungcheol seemingly takes his time.

“Ngh, s-sir, can I c-cum?”

Seungcheol grins at your back, suddenly picking up the pace as he finally leaves the anal plug alone. “I don’t know, can you? Why don’t you ask them?” You blink your hazy eyes at the camera before flitting towards the comments section of your camshow.

“P-please tell s-sir to, mmh, let m-me cum…” You beg; unintentionally sending the comments section and donations into a flurry of yes’s and no’s.

artist8hao: let her cum but dont let it be the only time

alphagyu97: aww princess dont forget he still needs to breed your cute lil cunt

universe_WZ: she can cum but she still needs to be a good girl and let sir get what he wants

“Mmh, of--of course I, ah, w-want sir to b-breed my pussy… I, hah, want his--his cum i-inside of m-me…” You start working your hips back as you meet Seungcheol’s pace that speeds up at your words and the two of you fall into a rhythm as he works to get you off first. His hands grip your waist as he angles his thrusts to tap your g-spot and you mewl and whine in response; careful to not accidentally call Seungcheol’s name in the midst of the moment.

“Fuh--fuck, sir, ‘m g-gonna cum… please…”

“Cum whenever you want, kitten.”

You nod shakily; head falling forward as you let yourself get lost in the pleasure.

Your eyes flutter shut as various thoughts flood your mind. The main one being how seamlessly Seungcheol fit into your camshows and how much easier it was to film with him than you ever anticipated. The two of you easily forgot that the camera was even rolling most of the time, whether it was live or pre-recorded for your channel and now that he was always with you, it was hard to imagine filming without him.

“Ah, kitten, your cute ‘lil cunt is, ah, sucking me in deeper… You must really want my cum, huh?”

His words bring you out of your thoughts as you bite your lip. “Mmhmm, I w-want sir to c-cum, hah,  inside my p-pussy and b-breed me… wanna be, ngh, filled with your---your cum…”

“Why don’t we cum together then, hmm? Bet you wanna feel my cock throbbing in your cute ‘lil cunt, huh, kitten?”

The warmth blooms inside of you as you nod; cheeks hot as you peer straight into the camera. You readjust slightly, the bell on your collar tinkling as the set of cat ears on your head slip slightly. “Y-yes, sir… Please cum w-with me…”

Seungcheol doubles his pace and you quickly feel one of his hands leaving your body as he wraps his hand around the fluffy tail again. He starts to move it around again, slightly tugging on it as you cry out. “Ah, s-sir!”

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“Fuh--fuck, sir, please! P-please breed me, please, ah, c-cum inside m-my little cunt and--and fill m-me up with your c-cum!”

Tears blur your vision as you’re quickly thrown over the edge and into an orgasm; ears ringing when your entire body goes rigid. Seungcheol finds it harder and harder to thrust into you as your walls flutter around his cock and he soon finds himself cumming with you too; cock throbbing as he unloads all of him cum inside you. “Oh, fuck, kitten…” He moans; eyes rolling to the back of his head as he lets the pleasure wash over himself as well.

The sound of donations and comments drown out your soft cries and Seungcheol’s deep groans and you’re almost positive that you’d made at least a couple thousand off of tonight’s show.

alphagyu97: holy shit look at her face, fuck

kitty_junjun: is she crying?

hoshi_tiger_xx: damn, shes so drunk on cock shes crying

therealchan99: aww poor kitten~

You let out a stuttered breath as your body starts to relax; soft sniffles following right after. “Ngh… sir…”

Seungcheol smiles softly when he hears the way your voice trembles and he’s gentle to slide his cock from inside your cunt; groaning when his cum immediately drips down onto the sheets from how much he’d cum inside you.

“Ah, kitten, what a waste. How am I supposed to breed your ‘lil cunt if you’re letting my cum spill out of you already?”

You lick your lips and despite the tiredness, a new wave of arousal pours over your body at the thought of Seungcheol cumming inside of you a second time. You shake your hips; foggy eyes staring straight into the camera.

“You’re just going to, ah, cum inside me again… and let e-everyone watch...”

The next morning, Seungcheol drives you over to the diner to start your first real day at work and you feel downright nervous once the car stops. You’d gotten so used to camming and being alone that this new foray into normalcy was making you think twice, even just momentarily.

“You gonna be okay?” He turns to you, concern obvious on his face when your eyes meet his. “I can always take you straight home or take you back to the roller rink with me if you d--”

“No! No, I wanna do this... I know we made a lot of money off of the show last night but... But I think this’ll be good for me. Both of us working so we can afford rent ‘n stuff!” 

“We should like a married couple.” Seungcheol jokes. 

Your cheeks burn hot at his comment as you bite your lip. “Ehehe~” 

Seungcheol grins at you, hands still on the steering wheel. “Just let me know if you need anything, okay? I always have my phone on me anyway, Namjoon doesn’t really care.” 

The two of you share a laugh as you slowly reach for the door handle. 

“I will, I promise!” 

“I still do not get why you want to work here.” 

Jun laughs, hands on his hips as he watches you adjust the short dress uniform you’d put on, moments before. 

“It’s just... something to keep me occupied, is all.” Smoothing down your uniform, you do a small spin for Jun who nods back in approval. “And I wanna make friends! Aren’t we friends?” 

Jun’s eyes twinkle with playfulness as he gestures you over to the front of the diner. “Of course we are! Which by the way...” He pauses, looking over the relatively full diner to make sure nobody caught your conversation. “Is... Seungcheol-hyung okay with y’know... You working here and me... Being one of your viewers leaving comments ‘n stuff?” 

A genuine look of concern crosses his features as he waits for you to respond. 

You puff your cheeks as you think, “I think so? I mean he hasn’t...” Memories of Seungcheol saying he’d kick Jun’s ass immediately flood your mind as you laugh nervously. 

“Y-yeah, he didn’t say a word!” 

After two hours, you decide to take your 15 minute break; waving to Jun before you head towards the employee backroom to grab your phone. 

You check your notifications, surprise on your face when you see Seungcheol’s already messaged you a few times. 

cheollie ✨: have a good day!

cheollie ✨: u okay over there, baby?

cheollie ✨: dont feel pressured to answer asap lol 

You laugh under your breath, typing up a response as you take a seat in the break room.

‘It’s been going okay! I’m taking a short break right now tho!’

Shockingly, Seungcheol response only after a few seconds.

cheollie ✨: oh, thats good! I take it no issues?

‘Nope! my feet kinda hurt tho lol’

He asks you a few more questions; one about Jun keeping his distance, to which you shake your head and laugh. 

cheollie ✨: you never showed me your uniform btw 😏

You let out a noise of realization, fingertips already swiping through your phone to get to your photos as you send him one that you’d taken earlier. 

‘How's it look? 🥺’

It goes quiet for a couple minutes and you half-wonder if Seungcheol got in trouble for having his phone out. 

‘Cheol, u ok?’

cheollie ✨: is it bad I'm already thinking about lifting that cute little skirt up 

cheollie ✨: fucking you nice and hard with your panties just pushed to the side

cheollie ✨: fuck, and making you go back to work with your pussy filled with my cum 

A shiver rolls down your spine at his words; gulping as you check the time for how much you had left before you had to get back out onto the floor. 

‘what if I bend over and someone sees my panties all wet n soaked thru with ur cum...’

cheollie ✨: then they’d know you’re mine. 

cheollie ✨: I mean most of your viewers already know that 

cheollie ✨: but I want everyone to know, yknow?

cheollie ✨: god the way I wanna fuck you on the hood of my car

cheollie ✨: your cute little whines while you try to keep quiet 

You let out a shaky, quiet moan; thighs rubbing together when you notice you only have about three more minutes before your break was up. 

‘Cheol... I have to get back to work 😭 how could you get me horny before I have to get back...’ 

You pout your lips at your phone screen as you wait for his response.

cheollie ✨: 😈 

cheollie ✨: I have an idea 

cheollie ✨: for later 

cheollie ✨: I hope you can wear your uniform home 

cheollie ✨: see u in a few hours baby 

[ask-dgs-221bbakerstreet]

M: heyyyyyyy guess who its ur favorite spirit medium um. so nick still doesnt know how to use tumblr so hes using my laptop. uhh good luck gang o7

PW: WHERE ARE MY KIDS??? ARE THEY OKAY? ARE THEY HURT?

when trucy didn’t come back from her drive with athena i just assumed she stayed over her place!! she’s been a little distant lately because of her leaving soon which is why i didn’t worry too much about it when she didn’t answer my texts! i thought it was a teenager thing!!! YES i know she’s an adult but she’s still my baby girl! i started getting concerned when athena didn’t answer my calls and the next day i called blackquill to check athena’s apartment and they weren’t there???? and then athena’s car was apparently missing and then miles sent out a search party and i thought maybe they somehow hopped on a flight to khura’in so i called apollo but apollo said they weren’t there and now he’s on a flight back to LA and. and

holy shit. i’m SO glad they’re relatively okay.

M: it was my idea to see if u guys had any idea abt trucy and thena and whaddya know! theyre w yall! thank fucking god

PW: please please take care of the girls. i can’t do anything right now but i’m trusting you guys to keep them safe until they get back home. i’ll, uh, have to figure out how to tell miles to call of the search because we found them in the… past. thanks in advance.

M: they better not get hurt bc i will channel ur spirits in the present and hurt yall in ways you cant even imagine

PW: maya.

M: im joking nick chill out

PW: sure, whatever. anyway, i’ll be holding down fort in the agency until they come back. apollo’s probably going to stay here until trucy and athena get back too, so let’s hope khura’in doesn’t crumble while he’s gone.

M: pearly and i will be hanging out w you just like old times nick!! wright n co is back in business babey

PW: don’t you have master of kurain duties to take care of?

M: have u ever heard work at home nick? im sure even at YOUR old age you know what that is

PW: i’m not talking to you like this when you’re right beside me. go away.

M: just sign off already loser or let me do it

PW: HANDS OF THE KEYBAORD MAYABS SSJSKLZMS S

- mayaaaaaa & nichola s cag e e MAYA

I promise they are and will continue to be perfectly safe. They've adjusted surprisingly well to the situation.

Yes! We'll make sure they don't get hurt!

Not only would that mess with time, but I get the feeling we'd never hear the end of it. Miss Fey would summon our spirits just to let Mr Wright yell at us.

[ennui-gt]

Here it is. A Piece Of Borrower Content Written Entirely In Stream Of Consciousness:

AN: so this is incomplete and very…needs revisions to the timeline to incorporate some things I added later! It’s the original universe that Mira’s from! I edited it like Slightly to just change Ross’s name to Ross (if u see Max anywhere that’s his old one I just felt like changing it so that’s just him but different. Anyway) Everything's under the readmore tab, cheers!

The Library Fairy:

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Basic Plot (Chrono, comic starts from human perspective abt the ‘legend of the library fairy’ ig maybe. Nothing here is permanent cept the characterization)

Part A

1- Mira is borrower currently chillin in a college library

2- She lives off of the cafe on the second floor nd reads lots and lots of stuff about everything when the upper floors close (lower floor open 24/7 but upper floors r vacant p much after 12:00 AM)

3- she starts getting increasingly curious about human stuff cos she’s literate nd books r pry neat

4- it starts one night when she spots an unattended notebook and a half eaten blueberry muffin, nd it’s 12:30 so nobody’s coming back in atm (it’s the 80s so no laptops for the plebians quite yet)

5- so she goes ‘welp’ nd takes part of the muffin, then sees the work on the page and goes ‘hmmmm this is incorrect’ so she helps our and leaves notes here n there to point the kid in the right direction and puts down some book refs for further study bcos at this point she’s been there for 2 years and she knows where most things are

6- she stays behind to see if the human comes back for it, hidden in a hidey hole near the desk

7- human comes in, sees notebook, practically melts w relief nd stuffs it in his bag

8- next day human comes back nd leaves nother notebook and a cookie, along w a hidden camera

9- Mira goes ‘o boy, this a trap, innit’

10- Mira then decides ‘eh whatever I haven’t had contact w anyone in years now so I might as well’

11- she steals the camera film nd leaves a lil scrap of paper saying ‘nice try ;)’ on it

12- student comes back, sees paper, goes ‘dammit’, then leaves note addressed to the ‘library fairy’ and another cookie, as well as more of their work for her to help with

13- bout a decade goes by and now the “Library Fairy” is an urban myth, it’s currently 2003 so she’s also wound up on the school’s unofficial Wikipedia page under ‘local cryptids’

14- most library employees know of her but they don’t go looking out of fear stemming from superstitions bout her, somehow the legend grew from ‘can’t be photographed’ to ‘a student once saw her and died that day’

15- there’s now a small shrine devoted to her where ppl bring offerings hoping to get good grades in return, sometimes they will leave papers for her to proofread nd stuff

16- new prof (named Alexei) finds online article thinks he Knows What’s Up bcos he had a borrower friend as a kid, but they left when borrower’s fam found out about them knowing each other

17- he leaves note wedged in one of her secret entrances behind outlet, asking if she can meet w him at some point

18- Mira, already In it, goes ‘Okay. Alright. This has gone on for long enough. Time to go and never return’ but ofc she’s curious as all hell and like she decides she will at least honor the guy’s request for a convo b4 she goes, but on her terms and w/o speaking face 2 face

19- they Talk in the library after hours, bcos he paid off the janitor to let him stay after hours nd most of the student employees recognize him as a prof nd leave him alone

20- they talk again for every subsequent night

21- she uhhhh finally decides to reveal herself nd prays that her hunch was right nd he won’t try to grab her or anything

22- he doesn’t but she’s nervous so she winds up gettin caught in her own climbing rope like idiot, is now dangling from ceiling in tangled mess

23- he stifles chuckle nd she says smthn sarcastic

24- he moves closer and offers to untangle her

25- she’s like ‘please’

26- so he do, but her grip on the rope slips nd he has to catch her

26- so now she’s in his hand and he just sets her down and now he’s a bumbling embarrassed mess bcos he said he wasn’t going to hold her and he just did and o dear pls forgib him

28- nd she’s like ‘dude u just saved my life it’s fine ur fine chill’

29- internally she’s going HOLY FUCK AAAAAAA but externally, her human’s already worked up enough as it is so she’s gotta b the level headed one

29.5- after a while they both kinda get used to each other more, he gets tenure, they celebrate, some more stuff happens, Aleksei got married (not to Mira, Mira hasn’t actually rly thought about being in a relationship w anyone cos she’s laser focused on gaining as much knowledge as possible)

30- eventually Alexei’s like ‘hey so I’m dean of faculty for the biotech branch now uhhhh would u like actual job teaching students? Cos, uh, you can do it remotely thru online lectures n stuff, no in person interaction, and I uh was just kinda wondering—‘

31- she’s like ‘yes. Yes!!! LET ME HELP PEOPLE OFFICIALLY KINDA’

32- so now she’s a professor, and has revealed her Secret a few times here n there to a number of the faculty, nd she has recorded her own findings in a personal journal

33- ‘humans will treat u like a human if they think ur human first. The kids call it ‘catfishing’’

34- enter Ross, an mall goth who accidentally tripped headfirst into a premed program

35- Mira’s favorite field of study is bio so naturally she’s his prof for a majority of his classes

36- being the good boy that he is, he now knows Mira’s secret. There is an Entire Chapter on him finding out and legit just continuing their conversation as if everything was normal bcos he thought that was how he was supposed to handle the situation

37- then she says ‘u can ask questions, u know’ he’s like OH THANK FUCK CAUSE I HAVE SEVEN HUNDRED OF THOSE

38- and now he kinda knows what to look for in terms of ‘do borrowers live here check yes or no’

39-in his apartment, the answer is yes and he mistakenly kinda stumbles upon the mom one night when he wakes up in the middle of the night for Snack and opts to pretend like its not happening. Unfortunately the thing she was trying 2 borrow (piece of crumb cake for Son Boy’s birthday) is the thing he wants 2 eat so he’s like “uh. ‘Scuse me, ma’am.” and he peels back the saran wrap on the other side of the plate, takes piece, nd then leaves some there for her

40-so now the woman is like ‘welp guess it time 2 Leave’

.1- she and husband Talk

.2-they decide it best 2 go

.3-theyre Packing

.4-lil bab Ellie confused

.5-hawk attacke

.6-cut to Ross

41- Ross also happens to work at a bar and he goes outside for a break

43- he finds smal child—smol smal—on the sidewalk and said child is missing an arm, nd has lost a lot of blood, so he’s uhhhhh Losing It highkey

43.5-parents r nowhere 2 b seen, but the hawk is nearby and circling. Ross gets an idea of what just happened

44- he up and leaves work, thankfully his apartment is above the shop so he jumps up the fire escape w the child and

45- he make tourniquet

46- he calls Mira nd asks her 2 come over to ASAP. he’s A Mess at this point

47- it is Very touch and go, kid needs blood, Mira is the only viable donor so she’s just gotta pray that the blood type is fine and won’t kill him

48- and then eventually they manage 2 stave infection thru antibiotics properly dosed to his size, Mira does Math and Prays basically

49- ‘bout a month in, kid wakes up

50- kid doesn’t rember much since he’s only 3

51- hes v scared of Ross at first but over time he gets used 2 the human

52- kid (elliot) starts 2 call Ross ‘dad’ after a while

53- Ross: *internal screaming but in a good way*

54- the end kinda for now

Part 2

A- New Borrowers In The Building

—three of em. paranoid dad, mom, nd daughter that’s Elliot’s age so he’s pumped

B- Elliot offers them a place 2 stay briefly

C- he knows by now bout like, how borrowers don’t typically interact w humans and Auntie Mira’s a bit of a weird case so he just doesn’t tell em bout his dad being the human

D- the kid finds out first nd doesn’t tell the parents, but they figure it out later kinda and think that it’s a ‘o god he’s being kept as a pet’ sitch so they’re >:| abt it

E- they move out and try to take Elliot w them (by force bcos they think he’s brainwashed) but he escapes and makes it to Ross, who’s like “uhhhhhh”

F- and the mom come out the hole near the counter n starts yelling at Ross, who is…kinda used to it since Mira brings in ppl who need help from time 2 time and they typically don’t react well when they’re lucid enough to understand what’s going on. He’s just not used to being questioned about his own kid

G- so they’re like “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING WITH HIM”

H- and he’s like “r…raising him???”

I- and Ellie steps up and he’s like “this is my dad. I decided he was my dad when I was three. He’s being a good parent”

J- and Ross is like “yeah what he said. I’m a good parent.”

K- Ross is riding that high til the end of fucking time but like back to the story at hand

L- this is when the husband comes out nd is like “lissen. wifey. ily but that is a very big human and he hasn’t grabbed us yet so let’s count our blessings and gtfo”

M- but she’s like “uh no we stay until I’m sure Elliot is Safe and fucking Sound”

N- so they stay for dinner nd stick around a little longer.

O- Val (the kid) gets closer 2 Elliot and also Ross a bit

P- Mira shows once or twice, first time she shows up they’re like “oh god it’s the crazy doctor lady this all makes sense now” (bcos Mira does check up on as many borrower families as possible in her free time so word has got around by now Of her, and the number by which to contact her in case her services r needed)

Q- After a month or so, then they decide to leave bcos they’re like “look we get that ur son is ur son and he only has one arm and in our profession that is kind of a death sentence but we can’t have our kid getting used to dealing w humans who know about our existence” so they go and leave on a kind of sour note bcos Ellie can do anything he wants to do just as well as any other borrower Thank You Very Much and Ross is ready to fite anyone who thinks otherwise

R- Elliot starts trying 2 b more independent, basically from now on he’s like ‘I can do everything my Damn Self Thanks’

S- but uh he does it to a point where he’s going out of the way to endanger himself

T- so they get into a fite about it and ross Yells and Elliot is like ‘kthxbye’

U- and the boi just. Fuckin bolts. Runs Away. Ross is a Mess, he starts smoking again (he quit cold turkey the day he took Elliot in) to curb the depression, he’s jus. Not doin good, worried that his son is dead and the last time they talked it’d ended badly

V- FREEDOM!!!1! Except Ellie doesn’t kno how to take care of himself so it’s a rough month or so and then he runs into some other borrowers livin in their own town in the wild ig, chillin, being hella independent, and he’s like “uh yes ofc I will join u, I was w my dad for a while but.........” he neither confirms nor denies that his dad’s dead but everyone kinda just assumes.

Part 3

W-anyway a year goes by and then the borrower group gets hit hard w some kind of sickness ig. Elliot gets it too he’s basically incapacitated n drifting in and out of lucidity. So. They contact the weird crazy doctor lady who hangs around humans, a.k.a. Mira, and she’s like “oh. fuck. I know this kid.” bcos she does, u kno, and she jus treats em all for their ailment and shows them how to make antibiotic poultice thing in case smthn like it happens again. Mold. Penicillin is basically what it is

X-she and Elliot hav a Chat (Mira basically yells at him a lot) once he’s fixed up and he decides he’s gonna visit his dad but he makes it very clear that he is a Grown Up (he’s not, he’s literally sixteen), and he is living on his own now

Y- he agrees to stay for a week tho since he misses his home a lot tbh and Ross is just. Over the fucking moon to know he’s ALIVE, he’s not gonna fuck up their relationship by insisting that he stay. Or like, by keeping him ofc he would never

Z- unfortunately the borrower community put two and two together and figured out his dad’s human so they have his stuff packed up when he gets back w mira, who’s ready to go the fuck off on them

End 1:

-Ellie is living at Ross’s place atm and hopeful about the future basically. He eventually will go off on his own but he’ll keep in contact w his dad and stuff

Part C.5

55- few yrs later

56- elliot is Adult now he does adult borrower stuff

57- he moves out

58- finds nice borrower gf (her name’s Tess)

59- doesn’t tell her about his dad being human but talks about his dad a LOT

60- so when she asks to meet said father he’s just like “uh. Maybe we don’t do that actually”

61- and she’s like “y tho”

62- and he’s like “bcos”

63- anyway she decides to look into it cos she knows he goes to see his dad nd keep in touch but his dad is allegedly “a recluse who lives in the big scary human’s walls to avoid other ppl”

64- which is. Not true in the slightest tbqh he’s def not an introvert he’s just a workaholic and he Is the big scary human

65- anywho they run into Val and her wife and she’s like “how’s Ross been?” And Elliot is acting Very Suspish so she, being Smart, calls it immediately and is like “oh shit u haven’t told her yet have u”

66- Tess: “told me what”

67- Val: “El’s dad is a human, bro.”

68- Tess: “I’m sorry?”

69- this results in a Big Fight and they separate for like, a month. Elliot blames Val bcos he’s being irrational and doesn’t wanna admit to the fact that lying to his girlfriend for over a year was Real Bad Actually, but over time he’s like ‘yeah it’s my fault sry for snapping at u’ cos he works thru his emotions n stuff

70- Eventually gf comes back cos she’s like “ok so. I understand why you lied to me about your dad. It was a dick move but I do get it and I still care about you a lot. I would like. To meet him.”

80- this is a lie she does not want to meet him she is doing this bcos she does not want to lose Elliot and that outweighs the fear of his dad

81- so they go to meet him but she’s just kinda. Behind the wall at first like “that’s a crazy big human this is crazy ur crazy it’s time to gO”

82- Val is also there bcos she hasn’t seen Ross in a while

83- they eventually coax her out of hiding

84- and by that I mean Val picks her up and drags her out into the open by force bcos she basically freezes up the second she catches sight of Ross and Val’s like “u didn’t come all this way for nothing, bich”

85- they have a Painfully Awkward First Meeting, Tess is trying her best but oh god he’s just too fucking. Larg. Ellie ur dad too big

86- tbh tho the ice kinda breaks after Ellie and Ross get into a fight over smthn stupid (im thinking Elliot grumbles bout Ross’s hair being unruly and he’s worried that mira’s using it like a personal storage system again and Ross is like “I’ve been keeping better track of that actually” and then like a little line of paper clips and a few hand-bound notebooks tied together w some string fall out of his fucking mane and he’s like “I can explain”

87- “dad you can’t keep letting her use your hair like a fucking NEST”

88- Tess is laughing now cos god damn this was not what she was expecting

89- that’s it the end it ends w Tess laughing at them being idiots good times r had by all

Uhhhh that’s it so far. I have More but it’s kinda jumbled rn and I need to fit stuff in places. Anyway.

[foryouthegays]

techno liveblog w timestamps lets go for ‘a new home (dream SMP)’ stream

good laugh times: 00:13:50, 00:14:55, 1:38:45, ik it doesnt look like a lot but like u should watch the stream anyway bc philzas there and his laugh is amazing and they just go so well together

times techno calls phil his friend: 00:6:00 00:37:00, 00:45:17, 0:1:09:30, 01:11:15, 01:26:35, 01:50:05, 2:35:00

FSDJKFAF;LS HE KEPT THE MUTED INTRO IN JHKADFLS (ends at 00:1:25)

i like how, when faced with Leaving Youtube, techno would choose to be an author. i want a book by techno. reblog this if u want a book by techno (with an audiobook by him as well) /hj. 00:1:33

i love how he says ehhhhhh so much lskjhdfas (abt 2 mins in) 

who the FUCK just remembers that the word fortuitous exists wtf 00:5:17

00:7:45 PHILZA TIME PHILZA TIME LETS GO

00:8:55 tommy time :/

0:14:10 rANBOO JUST WALKS IN, LOOKS AROUN ,AND LEA VE SIM CRYING 

i love how much philza laughs at technos jokes bc pretty much everything he says IS a joke he just says it in such a serious voice that p much everyone else is like,,,yeah,,,,yup,,,,and phil just knows when hes joking and his laugh is so good with technos voice. sbi? whos that? i only know philza and technoblade

00:19:30 ghostbur joins! this is my first time hearin ghostbur btw

00:19:40 haha string axe technos so bad at crafting what a fool /j

00:21:07 ghostbur: “Even I remember how to make a fishing rod!” ghostbur u just MURDERED technoblade oh my god im gonna scream hgjdfksla i love ghostbur so much

00:23:55: GHOSTBUR NO!! DON’T DIE YOU’LL BECOME A DOUBLE GHOST!!!! -technoblade 2020

00:24:55 technoblade neva lies -guys he almost did the technoblade neva dies ahh!!!!!

i havent heard anyone talk about this but techno has a dedicated roleplay voice. like listen to him talk to tommy at 00:25:08. his voice gets more even, he uses names a lot more often (seriously, listen to his theseus speech. he says tommy so often, its incredible.), and his voice gets,,,,deeper? not deeper but smoother, in a way, and he repeats what he says for emphasis instead of humor. and his voice is louder, and he seems more assertive. 

00:27:30 philza: where we goin, by the way? techno: to our- to my new home. 

techno cmon let phil live w u wed get so much more content cmonn

00:28:50 the fact that he calls the manhunt theme “dream music” makes me laugh so hard. and then his version of it,,,,,m love he (also he sings it here and at  01:14:20)

00:35:10 why is ranboo so cryptic im-

why does he just casually know the word sentry wh at i hate him 00:39:45

this is the worst sentence (structurally) ive ever heard techno say im gonna cry 00:49:33 ‘im too busy thinkin of new ideas to sleep so i could actually execute them’ and tubbos *oh?* after is just hdsfgkjlka

LKSJDHFJK 00:51:49

00:54:30

techno: thats one of dreams powers, he can just stop the rain

tubbo, quietly: like jesus!

i love them sm dsfhkjla they kept going but i jus gdfhjksa jesus has op

techno @ being the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans: haha funnie!!

techno @ having fun w religious stuff: i wILL BE CANCELLED NO-

00:58:10 “hey if ur [ghostbur]  a ghost, do instant damage potions heal you now?” “...no,, they hurt me still :(” DSIULZKJHFSLKFJH 

01:04:00 his brother named the cow bob im- aww 

also he has a fanart wall again!!!

01:09:30 “phil, you’re the only friend i have left in this world.” aWWWWW HE GAVE HIM THE COMPASS 

“dont smoke, it’s a joke” -technoblade 01:14:15

ROLEPLAY SPEECH VOICE IS BACK AT 1:16:10 “they pillage my base for everything i’m worth, they use me for the revolution, but oooOOOoo i took a pickaxe with his consent? oOOOooOo i’m a thief!”

holy shit 01:17:15 “you know what, phil? for you, the world, alright? it’s fine.” oH MY GOD HHHHGHG (context, right before they were arguing bc phil took some blocks from his base and techno thought that when he said phil could take anything he meant from the chests)

the COMIDY of that villager coming in and sleeping while techno was readin donos at 01:22:05 RIGHT AFTER phil freaked out abt inturruptin his dono readin im SFDHKJLA:

techno talkin bout the winstreak and how he wont be able to live up to that sort of playin at 01:22:30ish is super important and ill transcribe it tomorrow, but if u can id highly rec watchin it. 

01:24:20 “[readin dono] what’s your favorite movie? uh, the princess bride is pretty good” techno ily that movie rocks also he said it so fast like hes ashamed of it noo

techno says no to canon ranboo son btw! 01:25:30

01:25:55 “i wasnt in that story, therefore it doesnt matter” all of technoblr be like 

01:37:49 is great lemmie transcribe

“how have you still not gotten a second monitor?? holy shit.”

“let me tell you something. and im only telling you this because i know that so many people in the chat are gonna be furious. so i recently realized- i think the second monitor can just be any ol’ monitor, right? you literally just plug it in, and its set up? well i mean you have to turn on some settings, but like, thats it, or something?”

“yeah,,,,, uh techno you fuckin destroyed my chat, by the way, oh my god, [earlier techno told his viewers to twitch prime philza] there has been like 40 primes just flying through”

“yeahhh twitch prime!!! twitch prime philza yeahh!!! so anyways the other day, i like, i looked to my left, and realized that my old monitor has been like, five feet away from where i sit and stream for the last three years?”

“oh my god...”

“so i- i literally do not have to leave my room to set up a second monitor and i havent. and i’m still usin my laptop for this stream.

“is this gonna be one of those situations where you like, you have a thing, you just refuse to do the thing?”

“listen, my desk is-

“yOU STILL HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE!!!”

“AHHHH I HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE! I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY MCC COIN! DUDE I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBER PLAQUE! ITS STILL THERE RIGHT BEHIND ME! ITs sTILL IN THE BOX! i never made a video on it....”

“bruhhhhh [philza laughs] thats FREE VIEWS what are you doing??”

“ill open it at 8 mil :/.”

“you could LITERALLY make a video of you just like, throwing it off a wall, and then thumbing up, like doing a thumbs up, and then that would be it. 10 seconds. ten seconds. thumb and elbow in shot. [laughs]”

techno is such a disaster i love him

01:34:18 the way techno says “tommy, that statement has NEVER been true” i dont like sayin i simp for block men but GOD sometimes his voice is nicer than usual hhhgn

“man i sure wish tommyinnit was in this stream” -nobody ever (just after previous timestamp)

01:40:15 is fuckin hilarious and im actually crying oh my god techno just says things and says them well with a completely straight face how does he do it

i cannot WAIT until theres a president w the last/first name andy so we can say president andy and think abt technoblade

IM CRIASDNGUSFHD 01:44:38 PHILZA LOOK OUT LOOK OUT PHILZA  LSKJDAFJASD;LKF

i love when techno talks abt his vids. like u can tell he puts a lot of thought into the vids (esp these ones) and like at 01:47:00 he talks abt the “I DIDNT PUT DEAPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS, FUNDY!” and how its just that creepin realization that you were doomed from the start and how he made the armor, he isnt intimidated by the netherite bc he didnt enchant it all the way and only he knows that,,, and i just,,,hgg he

he reveals that hes writin the next arc at 01:48:00: “oh, speakin of arcs, chat, i’m writing the next arc. so, you know. hope nothin bad happens in two weeks, chat!” IM SO EXCITED like he clearly has his character fleshed out and is SO good at writing and retellin history im so so excited to see where he takes it AHHHH and also taht means he might stream more bc he might make his character more important (keep in mind this is the guy who wrote self insert hypixel fanfics. he has no shame in puttin himself first and i respect him so much for it) 

01:51:20 “they’re tryin to get a second customer but they’re riskin their first” is lowkey a good line

has anyone else noticed that techno says wise a lot? like at 01:55:10 he literally says “wise dragon armor” as a joke but like i think he says wise so much BECAUSE of skyblock like hjkfdsla

01:57:30 techno plea se eat 

ok 1:58:45 is hilarious and all but at the end of his ramble he says “come back, i miss you” and lowkey im crying 

techno needs to stop knowing his audience more than we know ourselves im hsfkjda 02:05:25 “the chat’s spammin ‘eat technoblade, eat!’ like they’re not gonna start, like, theyre not gonna get super sad if i ended the stream right now, like theyre not gonna all cry ‘i miss technoblade *sniffs* why- whyd he leave to eat food, why did he listen to our advice noooo’”

02:14:50 NEW VIDEO POGGGG CARL THE HORSE POGGGGGG  NOT A STREAM HIGHLIGHT POGGGGG

02:17:40 “i could start a potato farm out here to show how much ive changed” techno last time u made a potato farm u started an entire war that lasted a year that does NOT say calm and retired to me lskgdfjagsldj

02:23:00 why does techno just reference greek mythology so much. makin me scared for his arc. 

also he talks abt smp earth a lot in this stream i love it so much

i also just. love?? how much sbi respect tommy like they bully him but when talkin bout him they just have so much respect for how much work he puts into youtube and i just,,,,hgnn they r friends 

02:33:13 sbi streamer house lets go cmon

02:34:15 “i think if i streamed every day i could keep up” on one hand YE S  but on the ohter oh god techno no we have to keep up tho

hearing techno say “violence isnt the answer” is so scary  02:35:40

02:37:30 technosneeze 

hiS BROTHER SENT HIM 46 DISCORD MESSAGES SFKDJLFLKASF 2:49:25 i love his end screen so much hes just sadness,,,,retirement,,,t,echnoblade,,,the government is going to fall on its own due to lack of organization and ideals,,,,,,subscribe,,,,,sadness,,,,,also 2:50:45 is making me laugh so hard its just sad music and technos like??? whys phil in my house drinking milk????? 

overall, fantastic stream, if ya want some chill techno philza content i highly recommend. 

[aizawa-needs-coffee]

Hi!! Could I have a matchup please? I'm 18, pronouns she/her, I'm fine w any gender though I have a preference for males

If its of any relevance, physically I'm about 5'8 tall and on the chubby side, green eyes, brown hair (with blonde streaks) and I wear glasses

If you're into astrology/ mbti, I am a Sagittarius w both moon and rising in Cancer and I'm INFP

So I'm quite emotional lol. Usually very in touch with my emotions and quite perceptive of other's feelings as well. I have a huge saviours complex especially when it comes to feelings (i love helping others figure out their feelings, being a shoulder to cry on or even offering comforting hugs) but I try my best to keep it control cause I don't wanna be suffocating

On the outside I'd say I'm fairly organized, I keep my room clean and all of that, I'm a lil bit of a perfectionist but mentally I'm all over the place. I tend to get carried away by thoughts and emotions and end up procrastinating a lot; anxiety makes it all worse. In short, I suck at time management

To most people I may seem quiet and reserved but I actually really enjoy talking to people; I'm really insecure about not being funny or interesting enough tho. Around my friends I'm more relaxed but still have moments of self doubt

I can also be quite obsessive. If something really catches my interest I won't stop until I search all there is to know about it. For example I watched bnha, read the manga, the spin offs etc all in less than a month and now I'm indulging in fanart and fanfics because I need m o r e c o n t e n t hsbsb. I'm also that kind of person that listens to a new song they like on repeat until they hate it. Speaking of music, I can't say I have a taste lol. My fave genres are rock, pop and indie but I hear smth I like, I listen to it, whether its "high quality" music, basic or weird. Lately I've been listening to a lot of epicore which is literally the type of music thats used in fantasy and sci fi movies askfkdk

I like expressing myself through writing, singing and dancing but I really can't say I'm talented at either of those, it's all in good fun. I also enjoy reading (fiction, non-fic books bore me like hell; my fave genres are fantasy, sci fi and crime) but I haaate literature in school. I'm actually a bit of a math nerd and this year I'm starting uni, studying computer science!! Oh! I've also taken drama classes for 2 years (despite the fear I loved being on stage and plan on starting again once I'm done w the baccalaureate), I love playing D&D and while I woulnd't quite call myself a gamer, I love role playing video games. I'm also almost always down for any kind of multiplayer video games w friends although I have no experience

I'm not a sportive person, I go on walks or do a few exercises every now and then at home but I'm willing to try stuff out like a new sport or going to the gym w an s/o. I do plan on starting self defense classes soon and maybe taking up sword fighting (I love swords hehe)

Tbh I've never been in a relationship so I'm not really sure how I would act w an s/o, nor what I'm exactly looking for. I best express my affection through physical touch tho and that includes my friends so I'd like someone who isn't bothered or can get used to that (s/o would still receive the most hugs/ cuddles etc). I'm not that comfortable w the other love languages for friends and family, but I think I'd be a lot more eager to express my love through them for s/o. If I'm on the receiving end, my weakness is still physical touch :)) but I also need words of affirmation every now and then cause insecurities 🌠 and while I wouldn't ask for anything, especially objects, I am a hoarder and I'd keep any kind of gift like its a national treasure simply bc its from someone I love.

In addition, it doesn't really matter if s/o is more on the emotional or rational side a long as they dont invalidate my feelings; it angers me a lot and makes me feel even more insecure. I tend to isolate when I'm really really upset about something so I need a lil bit of pushing to talk abt it; I'm open to talk abt my feelings but I need the verbal confirmation that they care and wanna help, its not just cause they're being nice

Wow that is a lot of rambling jeez ajsjsjs sorry. Thank you so much if you've read throught that all and ty for the match up!!

Me and my wife literally having a ten minute debate on who we’d pair you with before I made my choice. Thanks for all the details and I hope you enjoy the match up!

I match you with Sero

I feel he’s outgoing and extroverted enough to help you with your anxiety and always reassure you that you are good at things and he does love you, he’s also so chill and laid back that even if you were clingy he’d not mind, he’d embrace it, his chill nature would help balance you. He would help you feel grounded and have a ‘you don’t have to do it all now’ attitude but would happily help you out. You need help going to the store? He remembers the list you wrote, having trouble fitting in lunch while you study? He’ll come to your door with pizza.

He’s determined and outgoing but isn’t aggressively positive and loud either which I think is why I picked him over Kirishima for you.

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“Hey babe, whatcha reading?” Sero asked sitting next to you on the sofa, he handed you a soda which you gratefully took, not looking up from your laptop screen.

As soon as he was sat down comfortably your hand grabbed his, clasping your fingers together as you managed to tear your gaze away from the Wikipedia page which was still open. You blinked up at him and shook your head.

“Oh just something I learned about today and wanted to do some.. extra reading” you explained.

He nodded his head and drank his soda watching as your face lit up as you started to ramble about the topic, he didn’t really know much about it but the way you told him about everything, the way you happily expressed your interest towards the topic made him happy. He gave you his big grin when you finished.

“Sorry, I rambled..” You felt bad, you always felt nervous when you info dumped on people.

“Nah, it’s cool, I didn’t mind at all” he brought your hand up to his face and gave it a kiss, your face flushed at the gentle gesture which caused Sero to laugh playfully.

“Well, if your sure… I just wanted something to take my mind off chores”.

“It’s the weekend, you don’t have to rush anyway.. and if you don’t feel better by tomorrow I can help, you can wash the dishes and I’ll dry?” he suggested still peppering kisses on the back of your hand before you set your laptop down and crawled closer to him.

You nodded softly, that sounded a lot more manageable, you felt your anxiety settle down from a raging nagging feeling to something easier to tolerate. He was such a good influence on you. Sero set down his drink and wrapped his arm around you, pulling you closer to his chest.

“The guys want to come over and say hi later, maybe get pizza… but I can tell them not tonight if you aren’t feeling it… maybe you can play that new game you got? I liked watching you play the other night” He suggested as he nuzzled your head, enjoying how your hair felt on his face.

“Maybe… can I give you an answer later?”

“Yeah, no rush babe”

You smiled softly feeling the lanky boy kiss the side of your head and listened as you carried on talking about the trivia of your current interest.