#and i love his haie

[sharksandjays]

thinking of cole with different hairstyles

[tinyalechardy]

God he's so cute and little. I love tiny hardy!!!!!

[cum-padre]

Stop shaving king I know it's not in your heart

[abstractofamomentofmylife]

I'm losing it I just got the urge that chihuahuas must get before they shred someone's ankle they're so special to me it hurts to not think about them but it also hurts to think abiut yhem AGRHRHRHRHRH happy pride to these bafoons

His beloved lapdog

[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

hiii<33 could i pls request reader x bill getting matching piercingsss? or getting matching hair, like reader matching those blonde streaks bill had? just thought of this since ill be dying my haie again in a few days :')

loved ur last posts, ur very talented, have a good day/night<33

-👻

(here ya go! Thank you for requesting and reading my stuff and for the compliments! Have a great day/night!)

Matching With Bill Kaulitz

He'd be happy and a bit surprised if you did anything matching with it

Especially if it was permanent or permanent for a while

Specifically, piercings

You probably did it as a surprise, like the tongue piercing he has

Once you shows him it he was in awe for a moment and thought he was having a hallucination

Was legit following you around and asking to see it over and over again

Was gonna jump out of excitement once he saw it was real

Once you explained you did it to match with him he felt so proud of finding you and legit almost crushes you for a hug

And if you did piercings together like if you were there when he first did his tongue and wanted to match with him

He'd be down for it, especially if you suggested it

He probably went first and was nervous but once it was over he was excited to match with you

As for hair he was probably the one who did your hair

If you suggested dying your hair to match his he asked if you were sure and why you wanted to match

He didn't think it was a bad thing he just wanted you to be sure

Once he made sure you were he was excited to help you dye it

The bathroom was ruined and so were some clothes but it was a great experience

He almost drowned you Ngl when washing out the dye

Or if you bleached it you need to have a professional do that

He would mess tf out of your hair I'm not kidding

If you matched style with him he would be the proudest mf boyfriend ever to walk the earth

Is constantly bragging about it in interviews and even simply walking down the street

Let's you take whatever of his you want

Boy will do anything to match

And I mean anything

It makes him happy

[nex-has-gender-envy]

-RANT TIME -

Come join my on my rant cuz I'm mentally ill and I don't care if somebody will hear me or not

Yknow how we got Cavillrine as a joke in new deadpool. Like I love Hugh w my whole heart but I know he isnt square/bulky enough looking for Logan. So yeah make sense Henry would be better fit.

However I thought... If we switching. Lets try opposite way. What if Hugh as Geralt.

I mean, they are both two pathetic driven 200 year old men who grunt a lot (oh.. ).

And then I thought more and ..

Henry is opposite ,he isn't slim/rat looking enough to play Geralt... But HUGH IS ..

And at this point i just went full blown mental illness and autism be dammed.

I have tools and i had to use them. I've searched Hugh w long hair, and my god, he has that type of shit blocky long hair, the same as geralt in game

So I just had tho (obvsiouly there is no footage of hugh w his haie half down so this is what we got but yknow)

Cannot even over-simplified, how little editing it took for me to make it into Geralt. He has same slim nose, same rugged jawline w stubble. His eyes are green so they really shine through already, and didnt even need to edit deep eyebags and big thin eyebrows

As for Logan! Henry Cavill. Ive always loved Henry looking like lumberjack mountain man and now i know why. I have this specific picture stored permanently at back of my mind. And thats exactly Logan. No edit needed.

So... Yeah.

[screampied]

💀🎀 anon strikes yet again

Vegas, you know who i am😬😬 but the rest of the squirtlings do not so

so

uhhh

when I'm done with a virgin choso and virgin reader mini fic, I'll come out to the rest of the community😁

Choso was your first everything. First kiss. First love. First time you held hands and first date ever. He was there for prom. He was... yeah, always there.

So it makes sense he's in your room, lips sloppily meeting yours as you both whimper and moan. Your parents had gone out for the weekend, so your make out session lasted longer.

A hell lot longer.

Your underweak absolutely soaked through, as your warmth oozes out slick arousal with each touch of his. Each gentle hand and purring words. It all made your brain mush, and his might as well be a smoothie.

He couldn't believe it. How you laid under him, eyes hazy as he kissed and bit his neck, making sure not to mark you too much. Last time, you yelled his ear out because your parents noticed. His hand trails down your body, fiddling with your underwear as his eyes search yours.

"Is this okay?" He murmurs, heart hammering against his chest. "C-Can I touch you?" He might just pass out. Blood rushing to his ears as you nod eagerly, dusting his cheeks an even darker pink as he slips your underwear to the side.

Oh. This is real. This is actually fucking happening.

Realisation dawns upon him as he sees your sweet little cunt, swollen and drooling slick for him. Your hole winking at him, tiny.

"H-how does anything fit in there?" He chokes out, eyes flickering up to yours. You shrug, just as nervous. "I'm not sure..." You speak shyly, and he swallows. Okay. This is happening.

His finger dips into your slick, and he studies the honeyed substance. Curious as it quickly dries out on his fingers.

"Does this mean you're wet?" He whispers. You nod.

"Oh.... Okay. What do I do?" He's so... shy, when it comes to it. He was always like that. He wasn't the one that came up to you in kindergarten: it was you, who tugged his haie because it looked funny. It wasn't him who asked you to sit with him during lunch, it was you, who told him you liked how he smelled.

Of course he never ran out of that Spider Man cologne until he was twelve.

You breath is shaky as you hold his wrist. "J-just... rub... this..." You murmur, guiding his fingers to a swollen little nub. "That's my clit." You say. "It's really good- haa- when you touch me there."

another banger omg.

“how does anything fit in there?” pls he’s so adorable STOPPPP IT. virgin choso always hits 🙂‍↕️ THE WAY HES SO GENTLEEEE UGH I WANNA SPOIL HIM ROTTEN. i love the winking hole detail it gagged me. telling choso how to touch us, yum yum 😋😋😋

[tsunami-kelsey]

EDDSWORLD HEADCANNONS 💪

SHIPS:

TomTordEdd

MattJon

Markuardo

Patpaul

EDD:

– 5'11" (says hes 6')

– Pansexual 

– AuDHD

– Meladaptive Daydreamer

– Chubby <33333

– Brown curly hair

– Hairy limbs and torso because yes 🧡🧡

– Used to have deep brown eyes but they became bright green because of power edd

– Still has his powers, except he cant control them as well

– Draws as a job (is actually a very popular artist)

– Also works part-time at the Diner!

– Loves bugies

– Is actually very good with plants

– terrible cook, amazing baker

– Unironicly acts like a cat

– ls the only one with a healthy, living, loving family group

MATT:

– Gender-fluid! (mainly masc)

– Gay!!

– 6'7"

– ADHD

– Only drinks animal blood

– Hangs out in the bathroom while hes at the house the most (he has to look good😔)

– Can only turn into a bat on the 31st of every month (the date number he was turned :3)

– Likes to color!

– Being a Model is his job (he isn't popular but bro get BANK!!!!!)

– used to go to the neighbors house everyday to hang out with Jon </3

– May or may not have turned Jon into a vampire on accident... (dont ask)

– Used to be pale, and is now even MORE pale because of vampire

– ginger. he is very sensitive to sunlight and always has been, so he beings sunscreen and a sun umbrella with him everywhere

– has the best clothes ever, likes to hold fashion shows for the gang

– Color Blind! Cant see blue 😔

TOM:

– 5'5"

– Trans Masc <3

– Bisexual obv

– Has a band (Lead singer and guitarist)

– Makes Kandi with Edd

– AuDHD

– Has yellow teeth because ALCOHOL!!!

– HATES the noises of crinkling plastic

– freely shifts around the others because he knows even when he isn't mentally/physically there he wont hurt them.

– SHARP TEETH SHARP TEETH SHARP TEETH

– Wears blue earplugs because sensitive monster ears

– Has so many percings in insane

– Punk fashion!!

– Lacks empathy but ISNT A HEARTLESS BEING.

– Forgets to eat, shower, and just take care of himself becaus of his ADHD (he doesnt mean to)

– Very entergetic with people he loves

– Has a secret intrest in dragons and other things

– Has gone to concerts (MCR, Mother Mother, Rob Zombie, etc etc) with Jon :3

– Is actualy Jon's older brother!!

TORD:

– 5'9"

– Pansexual

– Surpisingly amazing cook

– Has tried human flesh before and liked it

– The real Tord died in 2008, the Red Army creating a clone of him and the clone growing fond of the other three.

– BEFORE DEATH: Dark brown haie, hazel/blue eyes, chose to not accociate himself with his parents (his father was a terrible person, like father like son am i right?) Mostly wore black and some Red, thin norwrigen accent

– AFTER DEATH / CLONE: light chestnut hair with deep brown roots, grey eyes, constantly talks about his army (where the clone was created, he doesnt have many memories of the tord before him), Wears more red and some black, THICK norwrigian accent

– Has more than 90GB at this point (ifykyk)

– Rebuilt their house with the help of the army's fonds, replicating everything as best as he could.

– Stayed with them for another 5 years in the house than went to command the RED ARMY

– Cold to people he doesnt know, entergetic and flurty to those he does

JON ( DECEASED . ):

– loved cereal, any kind

– never left Tom's side when they where little

– Had sevear anxiety

– 5'3"

– Pansexual

– Had like 3 tattoons, but he always hid them because he was scared of what the others would say

– Loved rock music, used to vibe to metal too

– Died when tord blew up the houses.

– He was in the hospital for maybe a week before he let himself give up.

– Had asthma and dyslexia!

– Loved to knit :3

– Had gotten turned into a little vampire by matt, but was never immortal (like matt)

– Hangs out with Mark in his little ghost form. He likes to mess with edwardo when he notices that Ed is feeling down

MARK:

– 6'5"

– Bisexual <3

– Make Up artist for movies and things!

– Married to Edwardo 

– Can see and feel ghosts. (this is important)

– Has prescriptions but he never takes them because they make him feel worse

– took Jon's death the hardest.

– A very picky eater

– Terrible cook (he tries guys)

– every letter from Todd is addressed to him for some reason

– HATES bugs. If he sees one he will shreak even if its a butterfly or something

– Actually gets along with Matt a lot

– Does Matt's make up when Matt has a show

– Amazing fashion but never uses it to its true potential 😔

– Works out a lot with Ed :3

EDWARDO:

– Has a pug named Dogwardo.

– Gay.

– 5'10" (says hes 6ft but than edd interjects)

– has so much beef with Edd that its concerning

– Dated Laurel and then went "oh wait im gay, mb bro" (she didnt care lolz)

– Knows how to control his powers very well, used them to complete dayly tasks

– Actualy incredibly clingy to Mark

– THE BEST FUCKING COOK YOU WILL EVER MEET, THIS MAN MAKES THE BEST FOOD EVER.

– Works full-time at the diner and works in the kitchen :D

– Best friends with Laurel and Honey :3

– hairy man /POS /POS

– Forced Todd to move in when Jon died (he needed the comfort but wont admit it)

TODD:

– Photographer! (get it? because he shoots photos? and tord- yeah you get it)

– Is Tord's clone from the labs

– much more tame hair, he loves styling hair

– adores birds, he has a pet paret named Lavender (or Lavie)

– The only straight one. EDIT: I LIED HES ASEXUAL 💪

– 6'8"

– Moved into the house after the explosions and stuff, took Jons old room but technically lives on the couch because he spends all his time there

– Loves to travel :D

– Tries to be best buds with his clone but fails everytime

– His outfits are much more well kept than tords :3

– Hates anything political

– Very fond of Laurel, thinks shes PRETTYYY :0000 (they never get together, hes to much of a wimp to even say hi to her)

[spitinsideme]

I JUST WATCHED TROLLS 2 AND 3 AND POMNI AND FAGATHA ARE LITTERALY THAT ONE COUPLE IN TROLL 3 THEY ARE ACTUALLY BRUCE AND HIS WIFEE!!!! THEY ARE THEM!!!!

first of sll, i want to sy that youre completely right and this is kind of them and secomd of all, i am about to be hormh for trolls 2 world tpur delta the country troll because i need to talk aboitit so badly. im putting a warning now that i am going to he HORNY i will get NSFW !!! i jst neees to get this off my chest i domt.care read at your own risk ive warned yo all

for the record, i love and respext women and i think all women are complex and have so muxb to.them. i also am normal

this womaj right here ... this love of my life .. never ib my life hav ei thought that trolls coukd have sex appeal, i domt look st them and think yeah whatever fuckable because they never have. bit her ? her aura lf sadness, her i take no shit thing, her toughness ... god i get the sex appeal now i fucking get it because i want her so .. so badly ...

i want to.fuckimg RIDE her and i donr even mean her horse side i dont want to ride her like a cowgirl bit god if she wants to do it in cowgirl position i happily fucking ill get in posoition ill get rrady and god o will JUMP on whateber thr fucm she will have me juml on i dont even lime dick but if she had one ? im giving the most sloppy, toe curling, gut wrenching, hair pulling, blood sucking, world ending, pussy shatterimg, cock destroying, orgasm overload head of the WORLD. illngive a mew meaning to a blowjob and if she has a pussy shit ill fuckong eat it too id do whatever she wnated id get on my knees for her id hump the FUCK out of her four horse legs shw wpukd have my wetness stuck in her fur for weeks afrer that and id lick kt lff okay id clesn it off for her id use my tongue skills tp do the jlb RIGHR and id ensing eery ssimgle second of having my tomfue on her. i want her to mount me like a fuckong horse i want her on.top of me as i lay stosmxh on.the floor i want her destroying me i want my inskde ANNIHILATED !!!! i want her to fuck me so hard my ovaries become scrambled eggs abd she tames them out, fries them, seasoms them, and serves them to me on a plate and tells me i did a good job with her beautoful southern voice. i want her to literlly obliterate me i want her to trample me i want my stomach lining to be destroyed becayse she wilm shove her hoove so far down my thrlst that it will cause friction burn and make my saliva acidic i liteelaly want her to est me oit and make me see god and have him be disgusted and terrfied at the sounds im makimg he needs to be scared and regret ever making genitals for humans becayse the face and the sounds i will be making will caise him to start planning a homosapien extermaination to start over humanity because hes terrfied of what he created by giving humajs sexual pleasure thats how good she will eat me out.

and.god her voide ? her fucking voice ? her southern accent ???? take me already ??? i want tp make her scream i need to mske her scream i want to.her her say my namewith her southern accent and i want her to call me sweerie throufhout it and ill make sure i please her so much that she will say it bwcause indeserce ir after makung her eyes rolls baxk and her legs kick i wanr her to kick me as shes having an orgasn i aant her o literally send me flying woth her kicks she shpukd kick me so hard that inget internal bleeding but, even with blood driping down my mouth from my lungs being punctured from my broken ribs, i come back.to help ride her throifh her orgasm and give her as many more as she wants i want her pulling my hair until she rips it all out and ingo bald id have a wig eveey single time and id suoer glue it onto my head so i coukd fall how jars shes pulling i wsnt her to pull that superglued wig off every time and i want to have my skull showikg by the ampunt of skin and musfle she pulled off

AND THE HAID ???THE FUCKING HAIE ???? GOD !!!! IM GETTING STARTED ON THAT BECAUSE JESUF FUCKING CHRIST I MEAN JOLLY FUCKING JEEZ ILL DO ANYTHING JUST TAKE ME ALREASY !!! her hair looks sosos soft and i want to touch jt .. i woukd beg for some of her hair, and then id take crochet courses abd lesrn how to crochet and after id do all that and do lots of practice id make knickers and a bra using the hair she had so kindly given me and id wear it every single day every single hour eveeh single minite for all the secknds that pass and it wpukd feel like delta herself touching me everyrwhere in those places for so long id even make fill on clothes out of he rhair and id wear them rverday and id get the appeal of clorhed sex, id never take my clothes off anymore, i woukdnt even have to because just having those clothes on would count as clothed sex becaause of how lustful id feel just wesing them. everyrime id move and the fricrion make the clorhes get mkre omto my body id start sweating, abd the swear would make the cllthes stick mkre tonmy body abd at that point id have the mosr earth desteoyong orgasm, the ground bellw me would be so destroyed that i could see the other side of the world from the hole i jjst created using my hole do you undeeatand ? im gay for herm i want her. i want to make a dildo using her hoove shape, and then i want to make a.cover for it using her hair anr that thong woukd be inside me every single fucking dsy nonstop id neve rtake ir our, by day two it woukd be disimtegrated because of how wet id made ir i woukd mske it out of steel or whateve5 fuckingg stromg ass materail but the poert of my pussy and love woukd get it to disintgerate and go soggy lke paper. that thing woukd merge inside me that it woukd count as a third limb it wpukd count as a whole new beong inside me id name it. my medical records would have tonbe changed to account for the thing i made in her honour because it ould nor officialby be part of me. it woukd be in there forever.

basiclsly, what im trying to say is, i think shes a reallyy cool charavter 👍

[madame-fear]

Hello! if you’re still taking requests could I request something with prompt number 7. for Jacaerys Velaryon from HOTD? Him having a nightmare and reader comforting him and allowing him to be vulnerable, I can’t really come up with what the nightmare could be about so go with whatever you prefer, I just love reverse comfort so much! I hope you have a nice day and also sorry for my english, it’s not my first language <3

*ೃ༄ 𝐅𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 .ೃ࿐

— a/n : Ahhh no worries sweetheart about your English !! It's perfect; English isn't my first language as well 🥰 hope you enjoy this !! this will be an AU where Lucerys survived Storm's End. ♡ also, not proofread!

— summary : request — word count : 1.4k

— pairing : jacaerys velaryon x fem! reader — genre : slight angst, fluff, comfort. — prompt/scenario(s) : 7. [character] wakes up breathing heavily from a nightmare, and you soothe them by bringing them to your chest, and whispering sweet things to their ear while your hand caresses their hair.

— ♡ FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS @damatheirin ! Te deseo que tengas un excelente y hermoso día rodeada de gente que te ama. Espero que todos tus deseos se hagan realidad; todos tus amigos de Tumblr te amamos mucho y te deseamos lo mejor de éste mundo, bella. 💖

The cool breeze of the night's wind softly hit the window of your partner's chambers, as some gentle owl hooting was heard on the outside. This was the very first time you slept on Jace's chamber together, after giving up to his continous insisting.

As your body was wrapped in the warm blankets, your eyes were tightly shut. Your surroundings and the sounds in the background leisurely disappeared as you were nearly slipping into the sweet, peaceful realm of dreams; the warmth of the blankets plus the feeling of Jace's weight by your side was enough to make you feel comforted, and relax.

Once you could feel losing yourself to reality, and falling into a deep slumber, you were suddenly slightly awakened by the feeling of your boyfriend beginning to uncomfortably shift on his side. Faintly, you could hear some mumbled words slipping from his lips — though, you were uncertain of what those words were, as he spoke very quietly, and notoriously sleepy. He must be clearly immersed in his dreaming, you thought. And you were indeed right, with the exception that far from what you thought, it wasn't a pleasant dreaming, unfortunately.

The tossing around and mumbling words and sentences increased, much to your dismay. Being curious, your eyes softly fluttered open, and you carefully turned around to look at Jace, whom kept shifting from one side to another, slightly shaking his head, while he kept mumbling some incoherent things you couldn't quite catch. Carefully, your hand went to remove some haie off his forehead, in a soft attempt of waking him up as you leaned closer to his body with yours.

“Jace, my love,” you whispered, though you weren't sure that would be enough to wake the future King up. “Wake up, I think you're having a nightmare.” you continued whispering, but it was useless — he paid no mind to you, and kept mumbling things in, what you realised it was, High Valyrian. Though you could slightly understand Valyrian from what he had taught you, you still couldn't understand to a full extent what he spoke. Once again, carefully yet firmly, you shook his body, as you now whispered-shouted at him.

“Jacaerys, wake up!”

And with that, his eyes suddenly opened, and quickly sat on bed, panting heavily. At this sudden rush of movements, you backed away a bit in surprise, but one of your hands rapidly flew to caress his back, and the other one to rub his arm – notoriously concerned for him. “Are you alright, love?!” you inquired nervously trying to look into his face, as he heavily breathed. “What's the proble—” before you could continue speaking, he abruptly interrupted, looking intensely into your eyes.

“Where's Luke? Is he alright?” his voice tone was shaky, as his body was visibly trembling as well. You rapidly nodded in agreement, and moved some bits of hair that covered his face. You understood perfectly what everything was about, you knew his concerns and why he lately seemed to be constantly worried after his younger brother returned wounded from Storm's End, along with a badly harmed and stratched Arrax. The young future King and heir to the Throne was worried about losing his brother.

“Luke is fine, Jace, he's alright...” you soothed whispering placing a soft kiss on his cheek, which immediatly caused for him to tightly embrace you, and hide his face on the crook of your neck, feeling his intense breathing. “He's resting on his chambers, he is safe, I can reassure you nothing will happen to him.” as you sweetly whispered to him, you placed small little kisses on top of his head, as one of your hands rubbed his back, and the other one caressed his silky hair. Gently, he pulled back a bit from the embrace, but his arms still remained gripping around your figure softly.

As he looked into your eyes, you noticed some tears forming on his eyes. It was strange to see him this vulnerable, but you understood and respected his reasons to feel such way. The hand that caressed his hair went to caress his cheek, wiping a rolling tear in the process.

“I-I'm... I'm sorry, love, I–” a brief pause was made, interrupting himself as he began weeping quietly. “I-I had a nightmare,” he continued, with a shaky breath. His hands around your body trembled. “a nightmare about Aemond killing Luke in Storm's End–” his voice cracked, and he stopped talking by breaking down into a full wave of tears. You gasped in surprised as his head fell into your chest, his hands formed on a fist held a tight grip of your silk nightgown, as your arms flew to warmly wrap his body soothingly.

“Shhh, it's alright, everything's alright, my Prince.” you cooed gently, holding him in your arms as he cried his life out. Your hand leisurely played with strands of his hair, your lips giving small kisses on his temple. “It was a mere nightmare. Lucerys is a brave boy who survived, he's alright and safe now.” as you softly whispered, you could hear his tearing stopping slowly, feeling comforted by your warmth — the way your fingers played with his hair made him relax slightly. “I can't stand seeing you in this state, my love. Please, don't cry... everything will be alright.” a few more kisses were placed in his temple, then, your lips descended to lovingly kiss his soft cheeks; cupping them with your hands.

With your fingers, you tenderly lifted his chin, forcing him to stare into your eyes. And once you had him staring at you, you pressed your lips against him gently, following after that some kisses on the corner of his lips as a way of trying to calm him down. His lips tasted sweetly as usual, yet slightly salty as you could taste his tears. Pulling away, one of your hands that cupped his cheek wiped away a last falling tear with the fingertip of your thumb, very gently.

“I love you, sweet prince. I promise to eternally protect you, and your family — even if I have to protect you from a nightmare.” you slightly joked as to ease the atmosphere and make Jace forget about his bad dreaming, but you were being fully honest at the same time. A small grin curved on his lips, and nodded. Without giving much of a response, his head fell once again to your chest, taking in your sweet scent and relaxing warmth. Your arms were protectively wrapped around his body, and you rested your chin on top of his head, feeling his body slightly weighing on your arms. “Do you... wish to get back to sleep?” you inquired, whispering. “Or would you rather prefer to stay like this for a bit longer?” you continued. In response, he nodded, still laying his head on your chest, soothing himself with the sound of your tender heartbeating. “I would prefer to stay a bit longer like this.” the brunette haired boy replied, mumbling. His heart fluttered slightly at how incredibly caring, and understanding you were of him... and he wouldn't replace that beautiful feeling you gave him for anything in the world.

Though it was unusual to see him in such vulnerable state, you couldn't say you weren't fond of comforting him, and knowing he'd immediatly fall to your arms if he needed some reassurance.

Both of you stood there, together, embracing each other warmly as you hummed a soft song for him, rocking him to the sides very gently. “I love you, my sweet one.” whispering, you placed another small kiss on his temple. “I'll always love you, and be there for you no matter what.” you continued, and even if you couldn't see it, you could feel him broadly smiling like a little boy with a crush, and lucky for him, you weren't able to see the intense crimson blush glinting on both his cheeks, and extending to his entire face as his eyes began to, once again, feel heavy — meaning, he would soon find himself once again falling into the realm of dreams, and a deep sleep.

Indeed, soon after that, you helped him to lay on bed together once again, having him clinging to your side, and you both went to peacefully sleep cuddling, embraced in not only the warmth that came from the blankets, but as well as each other's own warmth. And he knew that by your side, any nightmare would turn into a sweet, loving dream. <3

♡ taglist : ♡

@jacesvelaryons

[jjcocker]

akachan3000 -> 3000nekos -> n3komachine -> jjcocker -> v1neria -> jjcocker (again HAH)

PINNED POST NUMBER 5 MORBILLION!!!!!!1!1!1!

ok hi. hi hello sorry.,

-> some quick info

my names yuri (i have a bunch of other names but Im. not listing them all)

stawpage AND pronounce dot see see

he/him heart/hearts

genderqueer/transmasc + remix 3 tengoku is also my gender (<- i mean this unironically)(+ i myself coined it too so. yea. Ill make some flag redesigns, will link l8er)

lesbian + fictorose

english isnt my first language (🇧🇷) please tell mewhen I mess smth up

will need tone tags at times

OH YEAJ i firgot to add. im a minor but idk any1 can follow me if they wana🔥

↑ if youre an 18+ blog and I follow you (i dont usually really read blog descriptions or pinned posts,,ironic) um feel free 2 block me. ^_^

↑ If you follow me first tho (happens sometimes) ill just .. get confused idk

i also am a selfshipper,, (romantic) f/os are jj rocker and remix 7 yuka (rhythm heaven). and possibly (as a platonic onw) vineria (sprunki)

i trigger tag stuff w #cw [thing]

-> interests

as of now rhythm heaven and incredibox have like a Chokehold on me DHDHFHFDGH. other things I like are pop team epic, ace attorney, sam and max, ikigusare, inside out and some more stuff. i also am fixated on brazilian mythology. ilove being obnxious about my nationality<3

ok nowthis is just stuff I dont find too essential to put above rhe cut so

-> sona stuff

um heres the refsheet for my sona here ^w^

unnecessary fun fact time it was a stepsona @ first. And then i figured I was a furry so I just. Gave it fox ears and tail (and shorter haie for some reason)

-> tag guide sorta

there r like 3 main tags I use

#ventpost is when i uh. Vent. block that tag if you dint want to see me cry about stuff

#yuri but 𝓐 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 is for when the "se" part in fictorose acts up. Currently ALL posts are about jj rocker. I am normal about him.

and #ptbr which is for posts in portuguese!!

-> The Rap Women

hi so on my rh fixation. i LOVEEE the rapwomen i AUAAGGHH. sorry I LOVE THEMMM SO MUCHHH AAAAGH. i afded this bc im REALLY fixated o n them. I jsutbam not too activebut i love these 2 and have been for ovr a year now <3

-> typis

j cant slell basig.cally. Most of my posts are gonna be full of typos becasue i type fast . and sometimes my brain js.. Forgets to spell?

-> this is about the pairings that I like (mainly on rh UFHFJHSJ)

this is js gonna be the tags for some ships I like in case you wanna block them or not

#💙❤ -> tag 4 the rapwomen

#rockershipping -> tag 4 the rockers

#nekoshipping -> tag for this one crackship I made (cat machine/ms whiskers(the cat on rat race))

#pipipopu -> tag for pipimi/popuko (i dont post too oftsn there as of now bc my rh fixation is really Strong rn so I barelt do much pte art,,)

-> othar places I might be around

discoed is rapwomen. Yes im fr i got that as a namesnipe

ALSO im rapwomenyuri on twitter

ii also have a spacehey!! its rappuimen (guess my fav rhythm tengoku characters/silly)

-> ok thats all

uh. thats kind of it?,also i dont exactly have a dni list. I just block what/whoever I dont wanna see,,

just. here aeesome extra images n stuff

(rhythm heaven lesboy userbox by @/lgbtq-userboxes ^_^)

[yaoihellsmile]

^^^ this is the kinda shit Makoto keeps sending me from his 97 different phone numbetrs . I feel fucking SICK n now I have to take a fucking shower so I won't feel so fucking debased. Ofcourse I fucking can't even enter the fuckigb bathroom because Martina was fucking using up all the fuckung deodorant (mine) she sprayed all that fuvking shit all ovef the fucking room i cant i cant i emter thr bathroom is fucking contaminated inhaling a whiff of this shit could and has already kille a small child shes currently airing it out with the her haie dryer snd I WONT HELp her. I fucking hate her. I can't take this shit anymore. I miss when my beloved right hand #2 the one who hits men the hitman wae alive a few days ago hed NEVER do this. I miss when he picked me up like a sack of potatows by my tiny littlr waist almost crushning my organs to death amd draggwd me to his trunk hed whispwr int my ear "this is my server" and hed call me his littlw pogchamp his little prime sub thnk you for the prim his little Minceraft pro gamerboy craft this netherit hoe for daddeh were gonna farm melons in our beatiful trad melon farm 2day and then wed have the most earth-shattering, disturbing downright unsanitary raw ssex. And he died he got kiled he ceased to exist witnesses say he just dropped dead 1 day no external wounds. No nothing. Do you understand? My minecrafting boyfriend gone. He's gpnn they chucked him to the restricted area they tossed him like a FedEx package to the homunuclus silent hill hes inbthe restructed aa he's... And by WHO. BY MAKOTO HE HE WAS FLYIN THE HELICOPTER WITH HIS ROOM TEMPERATURE CORPSE INSID E HE DROPPED HIM THETE AND LEFT. OH My god. Oh my god. But i WILL STAY STRng for him I won't lwt that masked frwk Get to me anymore. Not anymore. Never. I love u bby goodbye I will wait for u 4ever🙏 st strong

[leothil]

do you have any hockey fic recs? i’m itching for something to read

Oh absolutely! Fair warning though, they'll all be mattdrai (Leon Draisaitl/Matthew Tkachuk) fics since that's the kick I've been on for more than a year now. But if you want to check out more pairings, the authors of these fics are a good place to start! And, of course, the fics I don't mention from these authors that feature the same pairing too, because I simply can't list every single fic they've written that I love.

I'd also like to state for the record that @trippedandfell was the one who got me into reading hrpf while @onward--upward provided lots of recs for me, so for a wider selection of pairings they might be a good source <3

head above water by yourblues (@msmargaretmurry) that kicks off in an alternate summer of 2022 where Matthew is having a no good very bad time inside his own head. The crushing weight of your own expectations etc. Scenes from the fic written in another pov are found in the fic series, and I highly recommend reading those as well after finishing the main fic!

the land between our bodies also by yourblues, where Leon is the one having a no good very bad time after Matthew's trade to Florida. Surely calling him won't lead to anything bad.

The Next Next One also also by yourblues. And I lied, this is a Dylan Strome/Connor McDavid fic, but it grabs me by the throat like nothing else.

preference by daisysusan (@hopetorun), a winner's room fic that had me gnawing at the back of my chair.

wait a year also by daisysusan, and ok I lied again, this is a Quinn Hughes/Brady Tkachuk fic, in which once, in their teens, Brady said he'd marry Quinn if neither of them were married by 30, and Quinn doesn't dare to believe he was being serious.

linger by @bropunzeling, an omegaverse fic following them from the infamous ASG in 2020 to summer 2023. A/B/O is not my usual cup of tea, but this hit all the right buttons!

contact high also by bropunzeling, a sex pollen fic that had me go yes... hahaha... yes!

only fools rush in also also by bropunzeling, in which Matthew and Leon make a drunk bet during the 2022 All-Star game and suddenly find themselves married. An all-time fave!

Muscle Memory by @blaahaj, where it's the future year of 2023 (this is written late 2020), but Matthew got a bad enough concussion to make him forget almost everything past november 2019. Absolutely delicious amnesia fic!

Growing Into Someone also by blaahaj, where Leon and Matthew both play in Kölner Haie during an NHL lockout.

liebe geht durch den magen by lighthousetowers (@blankvcrs), where Matthew is a recipe/cooking youtuber that Leon starts watching. Incredibly funny!

slip under the tongue into translation also by lighthousetowers, in which Matthew decides to learn German during the 2020 lockdown to better be able to antagonize Leon on the ice. A lot of Leon's internal thoughts about living your life in a different language than your emotional language resonates very heavily with me.

the kids are alright also also by lighthousetowers, where Matthew is an elementary school teacher and his class gets a visit from the Oilers.

broken glass by dilangley, with born werewolf Matthew and bitten werewolf Leon, and the cultural differences that inescapably arise. Not a/b/o. It's incredible how much lore and personal history has been fit into 13.7k words!

The hockey but make it football series from RippingOffZeppelin. Both mattdrai and mceichel. I know nothing about american football, but I've been mesmerized by this series! I believe part four is the one that was actually written first, and I think that's the one I read first too, but imo you can read them in either the series-chronological order or published-chronological order!

comment for engagement also by RippingOffZeppelin, in which Matthew is made to start a youtube channel to improve his own optics on the Flames after he's gotten some bad press. It becomes very popular, and leads Matthew into some interesting situations!

long ago that current caught us by puckthisshift where werewolf!Leon can hear a siren call to him in Florida.

[vera-gemini]

Piano Man

I have to finish my Paul/Kemmerich fanfiction, but here is a short text that I wrote while listening to Billy Joel’s song. I will publish it on AO3 later, I think. 

Basically, we’re in 1923, Albert Kropp is playing piano every Saturday night and he feels sad. 

On Saturday’s night, a motley crew invades the seedy bar where I play the piano. My part-time job, as I call it, pays well - for seven hours a week, I get all the booze that I want. If I’m feeling generous, I “buy” a round of drinks for everyone.  A young man sits beside me. The battle of Passchendaele claimed his left eye ; the right one, dark blue, follows every movement of my hands. He always drinks a glass of the cheapest, strongest liquor he can find. His left hand is also missing, and small scars cover a side of his face. I don’t know if he ever saw that I had a prosthetic leg. Maybe that’s why he always comes… Along with a few prostitutes, he’s part of the regulars. Some middle-aged men attempt to mix with the crowd, but their elegant costumes clash with the other’s outfits. They ask me to play joyful songs, and I obey. No Liszt, Mozart, or Chopin here ; only drinking songs. Sometimes, a man recognizes me : “We were in the Second Company together, comrade. Don’t you remember me ?” I nod and shake his hand.  As the night goes on, people gather around me and my old black piano. Regularly, a fight erupts in the room, but I never pay attention to it - now I’m used to that . The fellow with the single blue eye never leaves before the bar closes. I don’t mind his presence, especially when he’s alone with me, at two in the morning. This is when I close my eyes. Suddenly, eight men appear ; their faces gleam in the dim, reddish light. The oldest is forty years old, thin, with a blond mustache and piercing blue eyes. Our dear old Kat. He left his wife and his children to be with us, what an honor ! A young man, whose delicate beauty I have always admired, sits next to me. Franz Kemmerich is a good piano player too, even better than me. His shyness prevents him from taking my place, but maybe we will try a duet one night… His lover, Paul Bäumer, holds his hand, his bright eyes beaming with quiet joy. He is my best friend. Another fellow, a sardonic smile on his face, sits on a bar stool. Müller always has a book in his hand, because he appears smarter with it - or that’s what he says. The plump one, Behm, smiles at me before sitting next to Müller. How does he always look so youthful ? We seem older than our ages, with our wrinkled foreheads and our bent shoulders. The three others are accompanied. Leer, the dandy of the group, brings a different woman each week. I wonder where he finds them in our small town : I suspect a majority of them are already married. Then Haie Westhus, his freckled, kind face leaning towards his plump little fiancée. He was so proud to present her to us… The last one is slightly withdrawn from us, but he seems content to see us all there. Detering never leaves his wife’s side ; sometimes, they bring me a good piece of cheese or delicious cherries.  Haie waltzes clumsily with his fiancée, Paul begs Franz to do the same, and Leer is too occupied with his new romantic conquest to dance. The others are quietly watching me. I love them all.  They stay with me until the owner taps on my shoulder and says : “Albert, we’re closing. It’s time to go.” Then they turn into mist, and I’m alone with him and the strange young man. He’s asleep on his chair, his light brown hair hiding his scarred face from us. When he wakes up, he simply says to me “I… I like it when you play late at night.”  I smile at him. My friends have all returned to their nameless graves, and I feel even lonelier than before. 

[pacific-coast-hockey]

Hi, thank you for your really entertaining comments through the season. Could you maybe talk a bit more about the DEL Mythos? I'm from germany und would love to hear your take on that!

Oh gosh, maybe @hockey-related can field this one if he is willing and up for it. I didn't even know that Sieloff played with the Kölner Haie until he reblogged a Sieloff picture saying our boy Patrick is with Sharks organization #2. I will say that in the interview Sieloff did with Nolly, he only had good things to say about Kölner and the DEL and that his only real complaint was that he missed his wife while he was abroad lmao.

Mostly I was being silly and I am just hoping that when he inevitably doesn't get re-signed for next season and either retires or goes off to Europe again, he enjoys his time wherever he is. A true journeyman who has been working hard for years with very little accolades to show for it, but who clearly still has a lot of love for the game and a lot of appreciation for all that he's done so far.

[lilalaunetwin]

I went to the 'end of season event' of my Kölner Haie (DEL)

I'm trying not to be too detailed but... oh boy, I had a fantastic day 🤩

One thing the fans could do was skate with some of the players, which I absolutely had to do. Little did I know that one of the guys on the ice would be Alexandre Grenier, which is my favourite player 🙈

Took me a good 5-10 rounds around the rink to get together what I wanted to tell him and gather all my courage to skate over and actually talk to him 😬

Thanked him for the kind words about my drawing and told him how much that meant to me. He was the first "star" to ever tell me what he thinks about my art. Grenier basically repeated how much he liked it, said that I have some pretty good drawing skills and even said "you should really do some of the other guys too, they would LOVE that!"

I turned beet red, answered his suggestion and then my brain blanked and I told him how much I admire his hockey skills and that I do play myself (I actually said "roller hockey" which I guess was the wrong words for inline skaterhockey but oh well, he knew how nervous I was talking to him 🙈) and already learned so much just watching him play. I wanted to just run away after that 😅

We took a picture and before letting me go, he said "let me give you a hug" with the broadest smile I ever saw someone having on their face while meeting (with) me 🥹

Let me tell you, he gives really great hugs and I didn't even know I really needed one today before he did that 🥰 I felt so special and I am so thankful that I had that opportunity today and was brave enough to actually skate over and speak with him 💖