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sevikagf · 5 months ago
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left to right: me, nellie kennedy, theo ward, and jamie voss
tagged by my lovely @crownrots to do this creator vs oc meme with this picrew and tbh i love this one so much
tagging: @imogenkol @strangefable @anoramactir @firstaidspray @pitchmoss @pavus @florbelles @thedeadthree @roberthouse69 @carlosoliveiraa @shellibisshe @statichvm @tommyarashikage @risingsh0t @g0dspeeed @hollytanaka @confidentandgood @leviiackrman @bigbywlf but only if you want i'm sorry if you've already done this
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loveislandthegame · 8 months ago
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thoughts on today's volume ! sienna is annoying, and it's even worse because she'll continue to harass you regardless of whether you're pursuing your OG LI or not . i'm not trying to get back with jin (unless claud's somehow still unavailable at the next recoupling)
MC needs a "leave me alone, bride of chucky" option. moving on
next up is snog marry pie. once again, theo is flirting with me despite MC showing no interest in him ? i'll talk more about this later. for now i had to let him know that i'm Mx. Steal Your Girl
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my wife !! i'll be wearing a wedding suit though, don't get it twistedddd 😏
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i snogged kyle, married claudia, pied liam, then used the bonus pie on sienna. hazel pied off jin for some vague reason, "you know what you did," type stuff. and i mean ... sorry to the loyal girlies, but i actually hope OG LI did something major. it'd be sad & frustrating among other things if FB decided to set up yet another black woman islander as a petty, jealous villain
i can't lie, this argument was funny af. bonus points for this actually being unique dialogue (i think they should kiss...👀)
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and what is this black swan (2010) halloween costume from shein-looking ass dress ???!!!! i think this rivals the season 7 suggested prom monstrosity as the fastest "see other options" selection i've ever made. this outfit is not the one, two, three, or four
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next challenge is "couple goals 2.0," a bit lazy there😖
for the most part i've glossed over liam's dialogue cus he genuinely has nothing of value to say, but what ?? i've never gotten steamy with theo . in fact, i barely see the dude because (outside of casa amor) him and claudia share the same "slot" for private chats and alone time. not to mention the only person in this entire villa who's ever done anything with MC outside of a challenge is claudia (my MC didn't even go in the hideaway)
once we came back from casa theo began having a really obvious crush on my MC (don't get me wrong, i think he's gorgeous. i just avoid him specifically because the overlap of his & claudia's routes) and i know some people have complained about claudia flirting with them in casa amor on a straight theo route. i don't know if this is intentional, or if this is just the game falling apart. knowing FB it's probably the latter
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venus girl you're so messy ... (acting like i didn't choose these options😭)
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speaking of mess, i did expose sienna for hooking up with oakley . (mainly because she had the nerve and audacity to insinuate that i did bits with kyle in casa when we didn't even sleep in the same bed) i didn't reveal that it was theo who caught them, tho people should put two & two together based on him trying to get MC to stop talking lol . i kinda regret it, because oakley is trying to spin it as MC being the one that's somehow "out of control," but i'll just see how the next volume goes before i decide to do a replay. if they're exposed during movie night i'll go back and keep it a secret 🤷
enough of that though, we got a steamy scene with claudia 👀 plus some more confirmation that she's 100% focused on us ... i don't know when the next recoupling is but hopefully within the next couple of episodes, i'm tired of being forced to lead people on 😩
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next volume is movie night ! i pray for some branching here, but i wouldn't be surprised if it was some ridiculous clip that can make everyone, even the loyal girlies, look "bad." throwback to vicky getting pissed at my movie night clip of giving bonnie a hug 🙄
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arconiasmurders · 2 years ago
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OMITB theory
First lets start with something I'm unsure if it's a mistake from the writers, or if it's a clue:
Jan said that Tim broke it off with her two days before she killed him. She said she killed him partly because she was jealous of the (non-existing) girl he had gotten the green ring for. She also said that she discovered the ring the day before Tim broke up with her, meaning Tim got the ring 3 days before he was killed. Oscar (who is the only one who has "met" Cutters) said that Tim bought the ring the day before he was killed.
Jan said that Charles was acting just like Tim when he was first starting to feel the effect of the poison, but when she tells her story, Tim is already cramping up on the floor when she arrives. Did she really shoot him, or did someone else?
Tim's mail was in the garbage from Jan's apartment, how? He threw it out before he got to his own apartment.
Why did Jan throw away the glass she used to poison Tim, she could have just washed it and nobody would ever know..?
"Kono with a K. I don't understand why this keeps happening", well if Bunny had gotten his packages several times before, and being the board president, shouldn't she already know who Tim Kono was?
Didn't the Hardy boys know about the secret passages? Seems strange. At least Oscar should have known, having the keys to all apartments and his father must know all about the secrets of the Arconia
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Really suspicious of Oscar to be released the same week as the ring shows up, walking up to Tim's apartment as the firealarm is going off and everybody is leaving, just in time to hear the gunshot? Not going to see Mabel for several days but following her like a creep down the streets. If he was in this season, he would be my top suspect.
And I agree with Mabel, it does feel like there are still some loose ends after discovering Jan was the killer.
I think Jan and Tim indeed had a relationship, but it seemed to be a secret. Jan said that in her last relationship whe was never put first. She couldn't pee first if they both had to go, and she couldn't order first at a restaurant. I bet that Tim never took her to a restaurant, so she had to be talking about someone else.
Also, trying to keep the relationship secret, Jan would never have brought her bassoon over to Tim's, so why was her bassoon cleaner found in his sex toy box? I get that they could have found a more creative way to use it, but it feels more like it was planted there.
In the "suicide note" the trio found in the garbage, Jan had written "I'm so tired of being lonely, I don't want to be alone anymore", which makes me think she hasn't been in a real relationship in a long time. But I do think that we know the last person she was in a real relationship with; Teddy. And possibly she is Theo's mom. I know that's a stretch, but it could be.
Reasons for me thinking this:
Teddy seems like someone who is used to getting his way, or paying to get things done his way. Hence he pees first, orders at a restaurant first etc.
Teddy doesn't seem to get his own hands dirty, but pays other people to do things for him, i.e Theo
The (real) killer has to know someone high up in the police department, because neither Tim's phone or his toxicology tests were submitted. Also Det. Williams said that she was working against some powerful forces
Teddy writes texts in all caps, maybe he delivers all messages that way? Ex: the note for Jan, Bunny and Oliver, they were all written in caps
When Winnie was posioned, the only people knowing about the podcast (as far as we know), were Sting, Oliver, Oscar, Mabel, Charles and Teddy (and possible Jan hearing through the walls), as well as the 4 super fans (who were all OG, pre Fallon). And maybe Howard had figured it out...
I know people kill for lost love, but isn't it possible that Tim was killed because he finally found the green ring, not because his "girlfriend" thought he had bought the ring for someone else?
Also Tim broke it off with Jan shortly after getting the green ring, so I think he was dating her because of her (not revealed yet) connection to Teddy, since Tim was trying to get evidence against Teddy.
Someone was threatening Jan, most likely because she was dating Charles ans hanging out with the podcast crew, making that person scared Jan would tell them their secret
Jan knew she was guilty, and instead of letting them blame it on Teddy and Theo, Jan tried to make them look into Howard. Was she trying to protect the Dimases, or was she suspecting Howard for threatening her. I belive she was protecting the Dimases.
Also, didn't it seem kind of weird that she had a box labeled "Jan's little t♡xins" in the top drawer in her bathroom? Charles could have found it at any time. As well as the ring that wasn't well hidden
And lastly, why hide the knife you stabbed your self with? Wash it and noone would ever know
It seems like Jan was covering for someone, and that had to be Teddy/Theo. Why else try to make the trio investigate Howard again?
I know both Teddy, Theo and Jan was in jail when Bunny was killed, but I don't think Teddy would ever kill someone him self, Theo only killed as an accident and wouldn't do it on purpose and Jan doesn't know a lot of people it seems. I think Teddy had someone else do it for him, as with Tim.
Another thing I find strange, if Jan isn't completely crazy:
When Charles discovered Jan wasn't first chair, why did she rush home in the middle of the concert? And on top of that, instead of just admitting she lied and say she's sorry, she went straight to poisoning Charles.
Someone had to have known something about what Mabel and Oscar knew, and tipped her off
Also, she didn't admit to poisoning Winnie in her confession, making me think that someone else did.
The person really behind Tim's murder is behind Bunny's as well. I don't think she was killed for the painting, but it can play a role in it.
Alice is just a new romantic interest for Mabel, to replace Oscar (WHY isn't Oscar in this season?!) But I do think that Alice's video of Mabel distroying that statue is going to cause some problems for Mabel down the road.
Oh, and I just remembered Cinda, she may be involved as well. She was there, ready with her podcast-gear, when they were all arrested. Someone had to have tipped her off, if she's not involved, meaning she most likely knows the killer or has the same contact person in the police force.
And lastly, the killer wasn't necessarily trying to frame Mabel. Bunny knew her way through the Arconia, and she may have been thinking that they were still at Mabel's apartment, looking for help. Either way, there has to be a secret passage between Mabel and Bunny.
Edit: We don't know how long Teddy has been back at the Arconia. At the board meeting Bunny said that they had to figure out what to do with Jan and Tim's apartment, nothing about Teddy's. And being a grave robber and a black market jewelry dealer, I guess he would go away for a long time as well (I don't know how long of a prison time you would get for this in the US, but I'm guessing it is far, far longer than the prison time you would have gotten in my country). Maybe he's been back longer than we know, and he was the one interested in the painting?
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decennia · 3 years ago
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i give u free reign to infodump ab all of the knights and the og army bc i am vv intrigued agjgssgsh
THERE IS SO MUCH HERE OMFG MORAL OF THIS STORY NEVER ASK ME TO INFO DUMP BECAUSE I WILL TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF IT—
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I've separated it into sections:
The Knights of Walpurgis, and the motivations for their assigned sins.
Dumbledore's First Resistance, and the motivations for their assigned virtues.
The dynamics between the opposing contenders.
Given the sheer volume of information, I've included a cut. Please enjoy this manip that I am still very proud of.
THE KNIGHTS OF WALPURGIS (later known as Death Eaters) Tom Riddle (Pride)
Pride and arrogance were very large contributing factors to Tom Riddle's downfall in the end, and honestly, the whole idea for the gifset came from Florence + The Machines' Seven Devils playing while casually thinking of Dagrim and Tom, and then about how perfectly Tom would fit as Lucifer.
Dagrim Patil (Avarice)
When questioned about what she wants, and what Riddle promised her in exchange for her unwavering loyalty, her response is, quite simply: everything. Dagrim grew up starved not for affection, but recognition. And what she was denied in childhood, she would take in adulthood by force. Her philosophy is that if something is worth wanting, it is worth taking.
Cantankerous Nott IV (Lust)
We know so little about Theodore Nott's father from the source material, other than he was elderly, and he raised Theo himself. And that he was a Death Eater, of course. His name is an ode to his ancestor, the Cantankerous Nott who created the Sacred Twenty-Eight pureblood directory. I assigned him "lust" purely for the events leading to the conception of his son (sis, it gets messy).
Abraxas Malfoy (Envy)
Abraxas Malfoy envied Tom Riddle to the point of a half attempted mutiny. He was quickly put in his place, his co-conspirators made examples of, and spared only for his close friendship with Dagrim, who pleaded for his life. Riddle, who trusted Dagrim to a fault for all she'd done to earn it, conceded. Abraxas would later prove himself to Riddle again, regaining his seat among Riddle's favoured generals. He was the one who taught Lucius to never disobey the Dark Lord, and he was not a kind teacher.
Ulysses Mulciber (Gluttony)
Indulgence and excess, spoiled rotten and filthy rich. The Mulcibers were the richest of the Sacred at one point in their lives, rivalled only by the Malfoys. Ulysses never knew the meaning of "enough," and was a glutton not only in all manners of vice, but also for cruelty, dealing it out carelessly with little to no regard for the repercussions he was well protected from by his noble standing and wealth. He was one of Riddle's greatest allies and sponsors, and instrumental in his rise to power.
Carmilla Avery (Wrath)
Carmilla was in the year above Riddle, and was quick to anger and slow to calm. Her temper was legendary, and even her younger brothers – also admitted into the Death Eater ranks – feared her. She had an untempered fury, a rage at the world for no reason at all. She developed an unhealthy codependency with Abraxas Malfoy, who served to have a soothing presence over her. People seldom survive crossing her, as her reputation dictates.
Serafine Lestrange (Sloth)
Serafine is not lazy (as the sin "sloth" would suggest), she just lacks the motivations to pursue the goals that are expected of her. A particularly bright witch, and a wealthy one too, she never applied herself at school for she didn't see the need. Instead, she fell into a fascination of the Dark Arts, where she met Riddle, perusing the Restricted Section. She is rather discontented with life, disillusioned from already such a young age. She initially joins Riddle's gang for the excitement of it all.
DUMBLEDORE'S FIRST RESISTANCE (later known as the Order of the Phoenix in its official conception in 1970)
Albus Dumbledore (Patience)
Name a man more patient than Dumbledore, I'll wait. Better yet, he'll wait, because he's patient as hell. So patient, in fact, he waited until after Harry's supposed death to come to him as a hallucination and tell him about how he was a Horcrux.
Rathin Patil (Temperance)
Temperance is abstinence, and I wanted to explore the kind of toll having his sister so far gone into the dark would have on any man, let alone one who really cared for her and wanted to do right by her. Rathin is not a perfect man, he is still fallible, and unfortunately, he develops a dependent comfort in inebriation when Dagrim disappears with Riddle. He pulls himself back together, especially when he becomes Isaiah Moody's partner at the Ministry, and he begins to pursue Miraya.
Miraya Varma (Diligence)
Methodical and persistent, Miraya Varma earned herself a position at the Ministry immediately out of Hogwarts where she would later go on to form her own task force within the Ministry specifically designed for the interrogation and recommended sentencing of dark wizards and witches. She has been known to put her duty first, up until the birth of her son, Divyansh Patil, father to Padma and Parvati.
Isaiah Moody (Humility)
For a very long time, people seldom knew the Moody name, and that was the way Isaiah liked it. He believed that his line of work would endanger his loved ones (in spite of his wife being in the same profession) and so he never took credit for the numerous arrests he made. It was Isaiah who suspected something was strange about Morfin Gaunt's arrest while investigating the Riddle Massacre, and consulted Dumbledore about it. Once his identity was discovered and he was viewed as a threat by Riddle, an attack was made on his heavily pregnant wife, jeopardizing her and his unborn boy's (Alastor) life.
Minerva McGonagall (Chastity)
Mini Minnie is seventeen, my dudes. But not only that, Minerva grew up with a religious father (he was canonically a reverend), who probably taught her his values. Also given the fact that Minerva was the first of the younger generation to participate and involve herself in the war (she sought out Dumbledore and enlisted herself into his Resistance, fearing her family would be made into another statistic if she didn't at least do something to intervene), she really didn't have much time to think about something as arbitrary as the concept of virginity. Also, it's the 1950s.
Corinne Scamander (Kindness)
Corrine is honestly the greatest. She has all of the tenacity of Tina, and the best qualities of Newt. It was Dumbledore's previous bond with Newt that encouraged him to recruit her, and she willingly accepted, because of course she would. She'd always been the soft spoken girl with a tender touch and a love for life, and she was often the advocate for hope in the resistance. She was adept in a few healing charms she'd learned from her father, and was something of a specialist in magical beings, proving herself to be highly valuable while Riddle was expanding his ranks with all manner of dark creatures.
Declan Diggory (Charity)
Sacrifice is in the Diggory blood, and Cedric's grandfather, Declan, was not the first to prove it. He also, unfortunately, wasn't the last, but he sure was one of the best. Selfless to a fault, Declan would willingly get hypothermia if it meant someone else would have warmth. Diggory's contributions to the war effort consisted of offering sanctuary and shelter to muggleborns who received death threats, and orchestrating the evacuations of targeted muggle residences. He was the leader of a small faction of the resistance, including, but not limited to: Fleamont Potter, Enoch Longbottom, Wilhelm Shacklebolt, and Ramona McKinnon.
DYNAMICS (just the contenders for now because this is hella long)
Albus Dumbledore vs. Tom Riddle
Adversaries, a fair deal of mistrust and guilt from Dumbledore's side (upon reflection, he'd been the one to introduce Tom to the wizarding world; even though he knows that if Riddle had been left unchecked, the risk of him becoming an Obscurus would've resulted in catastrophe all the same). Riddle sees Dumbledore as nothing more than a foolish old man, a pest, and an obstacle to overcome at first, but learns to begrudgingly respect Dumbledore's strength and mastery of magic (after all, Riddle only knew him as the Transfiguration teacher before, and thought the accounts of Dumbledore's victory over Grindelwald had been exaggerated to great effect). Riddle's hubris was believing he could defeat Dumbledore on his own, thinking himself already stronger than Grindelwald ever hoped to be.
Rathin Patil vs. Dagrim Patil
Rathin had always been very protective of Dagrim, and loved her dearly, although his acts of affection were often misinterpreted as pity and condescension. This only served to push them further apart. When Dagrim turned to the Dark Arts and found solace in Riddle, it revolted Rathin, as he was hugely against the corruption the Dark Arts has on the performing witch or wizard, and wouldn't wish it on his worst enemy. He still very much loves her, and it hurts him to fight her. Dagrim, on the other hand, finds catharsis in duelling her brother, believing it to be justice for the way her parents treated her and the little he did to dissuade them.
Miraya Varma vs. Cantankerous Nott
A mutual respect and an academic rivalry, Cantankerous and Miraya were not friends by any means, but not enemies, either. Cantankerous even went as far as to warn Miraya of an impending attack, allowing her to evacuate the building. But although he knows she's clever, he also knows that she's incredibly stubborn, and displayed little surprise to find her awaiting him in the now vacant building. They are equally matched, and their unique relationship spans several decades, even into Cantankerous' failed run at Minister for Magic, and Theodore and the Patil twins' time at Hogwarts. She was present at his trial following the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, and watched as he was sentenced to life in Azkaban for his crimes as a Death Eater.
Isaiah Moody vs. Abraxas Malfoy
Given his profession, Isaiah has a lot of enemies on the Sacred Twenty-Eight who are loyal to the Dark Lord. One such enemy is Abraxas Malfoy. When Tom gets word of Moody's involvement in solving the Riddle Massacre, he sends Malfoy and a newer Death Eater, Evangeline Rosier, to hinder the investigation. Abraxas and Evangeline were responsible for the attack on Isaiah's heavily pregnant wife, who, if she hadn't been an Auror herself, would've never survived. Alastor Moody was prematurely born at St. Mungo's following the attack, and all of Isaiah's efforts were turned on exacting vengeance on those responsible. Malfoy went into hiding, but Isaiah, ruthless, managed to hunt down Rosier. She died under questioning, setting in motion a vicious cycle of vengeance between the Moodys and Rosiers. Once Isaiah had been killed by Evangeline's brother (Evan [who was named after her] Rosier's father), Abraxas deemed it safe to rejoin society.
Minerva McGonagall vs. Ulysses Mulciber
On the list of things Ulysses loathes, he would put half-bloods above muggleborns (although he turns a blind eye to his Dark Lord's blood status when it conveniences him). Half-bloods only serve as a reminder of the lowest and weakest of his kind; the unworthy muggleborns, the lecherous blood traitors, the vermin muggles. Mulciber prides himself as something of a "purifier," and finds great enjoyment in pruning family trees that have been poisoned by muggle blood into purity once more. He takes a great interest in Minerva McGonagall, given that she is an incredibly powerful witch at such a young age, and he wonders how glorious she would've been had she been a pureblood (a twisted and untrue belief among the Sacred Twenty-Eight during that time). Minerva, the threat of Mulciber weighing heavily on her, places her family under Dumbledore's protection. She vows to stop Mulciber and his perverse idea of justice.
Corinne Scamander vs. Carmilla Avery
It didn't take much to enrage Carmilla Avery, and Corinne had been caught in the tempest Carmilla's fury since the day they'd met. Carmilla, who took great pleasure in picking on people she deemed lesser, made a target out of Corinne, perceiving her kindness for weakness. During their time at Hogwarts, Corinne had gained the attention of Avery for being a blood traitor and a muggle sympathizer, which only strengthened Carmilla's vindication. Corinne, who had been friends with Rubeus Hagrid prior to his expulsion, and who had almost fallen prey to the basilisk when she had heard Myrtle Warren's cries from the bathroom, never lowered herself to Carmilla's level nor did she rise to any of the challenges. This hurt Avery's ego, as she thought this was Corinne's way of claiming herself better than her. It wasn't until after Hogwarts that Carmilla's growing resentment came to a head, and, without the protection the school offered Corinne, Carmilla was looking to finally put an end to the blood traitor line of Scamander.
Declan Diggory vs. Serafine Lestrange
Declan and Serafine were childhood friends who drifted apart during their time at Hogwarts, particularly when she fell in with Riddle's crowd. She is viewed by Dumbledore as having the power to sway the entire outcome of the war, for if Serafine could be persuaded into leaving Riddle, her cousins (one of whom is the father of Rodolphus and Rabastan Lestrange) would surely comply, and the families who held the Lestranges in high regard would be inclined to follow. This makes Declan and Serafine key pieces in Dumbledore's game of strategy. However, Serafine was disowned long before she defected from the Death Eaters, leaving the Lestranges firmly in Riddle's grasp. Although Serafine claimed to feel nothing for Diggory, she still refused to deal any real harm to him when they duel, in spite of having ample opportunity to do so; something which Riddle picked up on. She was later forced to torture Declan in front of him to prove her loyalty to the Dark Lord, something which Declan permitted her to do, knowing she had very little choice in the matter. He was left for dead, but Serafine would later secretly return with Corinne to get him medical attention. She gives her son, Francis, "Declan" as a middle name.
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sanikori · 5 years ago
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Snk 125
Hoe-Hoe-Hoe! Merry Crisis and happy unjollydays, i am DISTRAUGHT.
gentlemen, ladies and prestoric ladies, here’s your Crisis present you’ve all been waiting for!
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World War 3 tease
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Hitch baby girl i’m so happy to see you again
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It’s confirmed that Yams knows about Eren stans that agree with his plan and decided to make fools out of them sjdaki
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🎵He came into her apartment He left the bloodstains on the carpet 🎵
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Annie, we’re not playing hide and seek now come on. Homegirl looks like the dead cat kid from Ju-On The Grudge
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🎵 She was struck down, it was her doom🎵
Annie is 20 years old now but she’s still as small as my ex boyfriend’s peepee.
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🎵 Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok Are you ok, An-
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NONO WAIT CUT THE MUSIC- ANNIE! BITCH, IS YOU GOOD?! btw i wouldn’t mind having Hitch throw me on the ground like a rag doll, just saying
Now i want to see Hitch participate in WWE Smackdown.
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Perfect start for a porn scene-
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And she looks at me
and look at her
and she looks at me
AND I LOOK AT HER
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Imagine telling your crystalized bestie about all the boys you’ve hooked up with in details, thinking she couldn’t hear but she’s been conscious all this time. Whew chile Annie, my own bestie could nevah.
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I guess the “Annie figuring everything out” memes where a whole ass waste
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Why does it look like it’s Hitch in the crystal and not Annie?
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So that’s why Annie doesn’t have at least one feature from this dude. Also BABY ANNIE I’M CRY-
Now, time to move on to the actual mess
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Also, did i mention that Shadis is the best? like, literally the best?
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I know Armin is stressed and has been holding it in for a long time but WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE MY WIFE?
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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT NOW I WANNA HUG HIM SO BAD. Louise, Mikasa’s scarf is not something you can get off on, probably still smells like sweaty balls and Eren, put it back.
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At that moment, the room became hotter than Historia’s coochie and more humid than Shiganshina’s current state.
What time is flop’s funeral? cause JEAN JUST SPILLED SCHORCING HOT TEA ON HIM! READ THE FUCKER FOR FILTH AND BLOOD, READ HIM LIKE A DAMN HOROSCOPE! YOU GO BABE
Let me get a piece of his scalp and drag him in hell’s library too, babe. Hoe survived twice, had a little success, and automatically assumed that he took the spot? boy bye sit on king fritz’s face. Also flop, if you want to make a speech, how about you take the dildo that resembles Eren’s dick out of your mouth and use a microphone for a change huh? cause i only hear the sound of you choking on it.
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Karma will get you together when you’re done for biiiitch.
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JEAN HE’S CORRUPTING YOU BY ACTING LIKE THE OLD EREN! BABE YOU WERE DOING SO WELL DON’T BE A DUMN BITCH NOW also why does fl*ch look like a yandere confessing to his senpai
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This. disrespectful. little white boy. This is where i would’ve throw hands with him.
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Oh lord…
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Heeeeeell to the no! That is blasphemous-
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Alright, good to know that my protege Pieck and Theo Thee Stallion are alive
And now, we get one the only good news
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This time i would like to thank my boos Michael Jackson, Prince, Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey, MADonna, David Bowie, George Michael, Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor, Jonh Deacon-
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-Aaliyah, Tupac, Left Eye, Amy Winehouse, Biggie Smalls, Selena Quintanilla, Aretha Franklin, Diana Ross, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Beyonce, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Chester Bennington and Rihanna FOR GIVING ME BACK LEVI AND HANJI AFTER A WHOLE ASS DECADE
In coclusion, How is Levi’s hair still on point? oh, and now i want OG Ymir and Historia back and Eren’s pov. Zeke can keep filming Jurassic Park 4 for all i care.
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manspirations · 7 years ago
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Had too much free time at work last night, so here’s a Masterlist of totally could happen, I need these in my life, Movie/Show AUs for the fest in January. All of these are free game, so take, go crazy, be fruitful. Let’s make magic happen! (Links to IMDB pages)
Romantic/Comedy
Shows
Gilmore Girls (x)
The Office (x)
The Mindy Project (x) (But they’re bickering doctors who pretend like they’re not in love!!!!)
Scrubs (x) (Best friends Au)
Please Like Me (x)
Lovesick (x) (Roommates!) 
Weightlifting Fair Kim Bok Joo (x) (For my Kdrama babes out there)
Parks And Recreation (x)
Life With Derek (x) (Hahahaha Life w/ Theo. Boning Step Siblings)
Those Who Can’t (x) (Horribe, inappropriate Teachers Au)
The Bachelor (x)
Young & Hungry (x)
Marry Me (x) (Where they’re already married and it’s such a disaster, we can’t look away, but they’re happy, so good for them.)
She’s Gotta Have It (x) (All of Liam’s boyfriends/girlfriends: Hayden, Theo, Brett)
Blue Mountain State (x) 
Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23 (x) (Theo as Chloe!!!! Rofl)
Movies
Forgetting Sarah Marshall  (x) (Only its Forgetting Hayden Romero)
She’s All That (x)
Friends with Benefits (x)
Love Don’t Cost A Thing (x)
The Girl Next Door (x)
Pretty Woman (x) (I’m getting total Theo=Julia Roberts feels)
She’s The Man (x)
Breakfast Club (x)
The Wedding Date (x)
First Daughter (x) (The one with Katie Holmes. Theo as the secret service body-guard?!?) 
While You Were Sleeping (x)
The DUFF (x)
XOXO Au (x)
The To Do List (x) (This could almost be canon, with Theo being Amber’s character)
Good Kids (x) (Go to all the parties, you hot nerds!)
Easy A (x)
The Ugly Truth (x) (Oh god, the elevator scene!!!)
It’s a Boy Girl Thing (x) (Why can I see your junk in the mirror?!?! Theo!!)
Dirty Dancing/ DD Havana Nights (x) (x)
So Undercover (x)
Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist (x)
Cheaper By the Dozen 2 (x) (From large opposite families that despise each other!!!)
American Pie Series (x) (Immediately, I can see the OG American Pie, Band Camp, Beta House, AND Naked Mile.)
Action
Shows
Timeless (x) (Theo = Wyatt & Liam = Lucy, anyone?)
Criminal Minds (x)
Chicago PD/Any Detective Drama Ever Really (x)
Spartacus (x) (Nagron Parallels, anyone?!)
Revenge (x) (Theo targeting everyone who killed his family!!)
Santa Clarita Diet (x) (yess...middle aged husbands banter!)
Animal Kingdom (x) (Mmmmm...)
Movies
Mad Max: Fury Road (x)
The Bourne Series (x)
Kingsman (x) (I’m doing this one too, but its so them that maybe someone else would be interested alol)
Horror/Thriller
Shows
American Horror Story (x) (Any season, but Freak Show or Roanoke take the cake for them)
Eyewitness (x)
Outsiders (x)
Movies
Get Out (x)
The Roommate (x)
Train to Busan (x) (I’m having some true Leo feels right now! Ugly crying!)
Zombieland (x)
Warm Bodies (x)
Tear Jerker
Shows
This is Us (x) (Oh no. Oh no. Families of choice!)
Parenthood (x)
13 Reasons Why (x)
Grey’s Anatomy (x)
Anne of Green Gables (x) (Sobbbs. Theo just wants to find a family.)
Red Ban Society (x)
Movies
The Last Song (x) (I’m still not over this movie. And it has crazy Liam x Dr. Geyer feels all over it.)
Titanic (x)
Brokeback Mountain (x)
A Walk to Remember (x) (Ohhh goddd. Why am I doing this to myself?!)
Me Before You/Me After You (x) 
My Girl (x) (I can’t!)
Fault in Our Stars (x) 
The Fox and the Hound (x) (Sobbbssss! The Wolf and the Coyote.)
PS I Love You (x)
Latter Days (x) (If you really want to fuck up your day, sniffles)
Call Me By Your Name (x) (I just. tissues please.)
Sy-Fy/Fantasy
Shows
Magicians (x)
Doctor Who (x)
Orphan Black (x)
Sense8 (x)
Into The Badlands (x) (Where they’re totally young clippers training on the compound)
Blood Drive (x) (Liam as Barbie, in a police uniform *Heart Eyes*)
Goblin (x) (Another KDrama where Liam is the Goblin and Theo would be the Reaper and they live together, eek!! If you haven’t seen this one, do it for all the Thiam feels!)
Drama
Shows
Shameless US/UK (x|x) (Liam a Gallagher? Theo a Milkovich? Vice Versa?!)
How To Get Away With Murder (x)
Girls (x)
Looking (x)
Hit The Floor (x) (Zero/Jude-esque relationship?)
Suits (x)
Friday Night Lights (x) (Theo is so Tim Riggins lol)
The Royals (x) (Liam is a troubled prince and Theo is his dirty secret)
Movies
Life As We Know It (x) (OMG Corey and Mason pass away and they have to care of their children for them. Sobbss!)
Perks of Being A Wallflower (x)
Take the Lead (x) (I can just picture them forcibly tangoing. The hips, though!)
Supernatural/Superhero
Shows
Lost Girl (x)
The Punisher (x)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (x)
Defenders (x)
Misfits (x)
Being Human (x)
Arrow (x)
The Flash (x) (Captain Cold=Theo x Flash=Liam, sexual tension? I think, YES)
Lucifer (x) (Theo as Lucifer! He’s one step there already, already gone to hell!)
Heartless (x) (Where Theo & Tara are twin orphans and are accidentally murderous supernaturals and Theo meets Liam, the headmaster’s son at a prestigious boarding school, the one place they’ve discovered holds their family’s horrifying secrets.)
Movies
The Little Vampire (x) (Except the Little Werewolf and they’re kiddos, eek!)
Deadpool x Spiderman (x|x)
Sky High (x) (Where Theo is 1000% Warren Peace, alol, and Liam is 2000% William Stronghold)
Chronicle (x)
Power Rangers (x)
Push (x)
Avengers (x)
Captain America: The Winter Solider (x) (I mean, this is pretty unexplainable right? *heart eyes*)
Guardians of the Galaxy (x)
Additions By You All
Brooklyn Nine Nine
White Collar
If you already didn’t have a million ideas, I now hope you have a million more. Feel free to add to this list if you can think of anymore! Also, if you haven’t seen some of these movies/shows, I highly recommend them ALL! Come talk Movie AUs with me haha!
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canemmylove · 5 years ago
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One Tree Hill Thread - Part 1
I’m in episode 3, is it too soon to get exited about Haley and Nathan? Cause I’m already craving for them to be together.
“It’s you [Haley] or nobody else” yassss Nathan that’s the content I’m here for.
I’m already over Payton and Nathan’s relationship, he’s the crappiest boyfriend ever and she deserves a beautiful soul like Lukas’s to cherish and love her.
can't believe that Nathan keeps bringing this relationship as "we were good, weren't we?" everytime he can lmao
Maybe Chuck Bass & Dan Humphrey never became fiends,but if Ryan Atwood & Luke War did & Scott McCall & Theo Raeken put their differences apart & fought together against evil, then I NEED Lucas & Nathan BECOMING THE LOVING BROS I WANT.
Nathan’s father is disgusting. - disgusting part 1/∞
Don’t tell me Keith hasn’t gone under the scalpel cause he has less wrinkles than I do and he was 40 back then and I’m 20.
(can't avoid my own shitty tweets)
These brothersssss, silly Nathan misunderstanding Haley’s message and believing Brook while Lucas asks Peyton her heart and then she freaks out chiiiiill brossss
NATHAN JUST PUSHED HALEY INTO A CLASSROOM JUST LIKE WILLIAM DID WITH NOORA!!!! NO DOUBT I’M CRYING ON THE FLOOR SO HARD
Who’s worse Whitey or Dan Scott? - wow i used to dislike him, can't relate anymore.
Cheesy Nathan telling Haley he needs her is what I’m living for from now on. 
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Idk what u think but I personally think that Haley’s voice is sexier than Brooke’s (even tho B is supposed to be “sexy” one)
Haley singing for Nathan Noora singing for William this people won’t let me live happy.
Brooke figuring out how Payton and Lucas were seeing each other behind her back
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It’s incredible how every time you think Dan is about to change and become a (not nice but) normal person he comes back with a new horrible and worse action than before, he’s disgusting - part 2/∞. 
Dev was talking about her secrets & how they were from the past (& how they should remain there), had nothing to do with Nathan or how much she loves him. SIS WE ALL KNOW THOSE WILL COME OUT EVENTUALLY, SO BETTER NOW THAN THEN, they’re probably so messed so up.
Is it me or everyone’s 200% hotter in the second part of season 1?
HALEY’S TATTOO I’M DEAD.
“I GUESS BY RULE I OWE YOU A KISS” (then Nathan and Payton kiss) WHAT THE FUCK WHAT KIND OF AMERICAN RULE IS THAT?
HALEY AND NATHAN JUST TOLD EACH OTHER THAT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER (LOL) AND I’M STILL ON THE FLOOR CAUSE THIS IS TOO MUCH.
-Naley declaring their love for each other
-Brooke lying about being pregnant 
-Mama Payton this episode was bomb 🔥 🔥 🔥 
How cute is Nathan? He’s SO CUTE AND NICE with Haley that I’m constantly thinking he’s going to mess everything up any time soon, but again he is cute and respectful and caring and loving and I’m dying over here.
let's save this tweet because this remains A FACT i won't ever be over.
U guys know when Haley says “I can’t stop thinking about Nathan. When I’m with him I’m happy & when I’m without him I can’t stop thinking about him” (or something like that)? WELL THAT’S ME BUT REPLACE NATHAN WITH ONE TREE HILL BC THIS SHOW IS FIRE IN MY HEART.
This show is so 2018 sometimes it scares me W O W how they talk about if Nathan watching porn is okay or not, how Haley feels about it, what Payton and Lucas say to her, I’m so surprised and down for this.
L O V E  I T  S O  M U C H.
Me watching the brotherhood I’ve been craving for. Nathan supporting Lucas while stupid Dan wants to blame L when it’s HIS FAULT cause L was hurt & he shouldn’t have played in first place, THIS IS WHAT I’M HERE FOR AND I LOVE IT WITH ALL MY HEART Lathan💕Nucas.
BECAUSE YOU’RE MY BROTHER + HUG + I’LL MISS YOU TOO LITTLE BROTHER How can they do this to me? I’m crying hard.
Haley told Lucas (like in the middle of the season) that he shouldn’t expect that much from her (cause he always says she’s better than anyone and idealises her) but he keeps asking her why she does the things does & I don’t get it, L bro, mind your own business.
“You’re my family now Haley” 
“I don’t want to loose you” 
NATHAN WOULD YOU STOP MY HEART - I CAN’T WITH ALL THIS OMG (not to mention that they’re playing maroon 5 on the back so it can’t be more cute and romantic)
How is possible that one tree hill has me on the verge of crying THE WHOLE EPISODE, SEASON AND TIME? It’s insane. Not to speak about Naley, that couple is making up for all the Noorhelm content I’ve not seen and the og noorhelm I’ll never see. Not to replace or compare but these couples have an unique place in my heart and are one of those couples that every time you see them you start getting emotional and finally cry. Like Haley did I should get tattooed “Naley” bc they give me strong feelings all the time w o w.
Naley has taken over my heart and I don’t want it back ever. Keep it and make it as happy as it is right now forever please. Thank you, bye.
i won't ever be over them.
That nipple piercing... I will never be over it. (gif from @juiceortiz​)
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No one likes the fact that your child might get married before/around 18, but Naley HAD ALREADY DONE IT SO WHY NOT BE HAPPY FOR THEM? Instead of all the “you’ll regret it” and all that bullshit, they did it and they’re happy, let them be free.
Haley calling out Deb when she started to shout H’s parents bc they allowed H to marry N was so sassy and badass and I loved it.
Nathan turned down the 3 months basketball camp and said no because he wanted to be with his wife. NALEY WINNING ALWAYS! 
WTF HALEY AND MUSIC BOY!? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!? They kissed twice W T F!?!?
THIS CHRIS THING IS SO NERVE RACKING!!! HALEY WANTS TO GO ON TOUR W HIM & STILL WANTS NATHAN TO BE COOL W IT WHEN SHE KISSED C! I want Haley to be happy & free, but asking Nathan to be cool w H and C going on tour together when they’ve already kissed is insane! 
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timingmatters · 7 years ago
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Both loved and hated the Teen Wolf finale. I loved everything that happened (mostly) tbh bUT IT LACKED STUFF:
WE NEEDED WAY MORE STYDIA
SoooOO MUCH MORE SCILES. LIKE CAN WE ADDRESS THIS?? IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT SCILES WAS TBE HEART OF THE SHOW AND IT ALREADY LACKED IN THE SEASON SO THE FINALE NEEDED MORE
THe last shot didn't have Mason, Corey, Peter, or even (and I'm shook I even wanted this but I did tbh) Theo. I agree the OGs has to be the front line (not even Liam had to be there lmao) but the rest of the pack that was missing could have been on the back. Honestly offended.
WHERE IS MY MENTION OF ISAAC?? FucK YOU I WANTED TO KNOW AT LEAST HOW HE WAS DOING FUCK YOU FOREVER FOR FORGETTING ABOUT MY PRECIOUS CHILD
Still bitter we got so little stydia fuck you for that
I WANTED AT LEAST A SECOND OF JUST STILES, DEREK AND SCOTT. TRULY THE FIRSTS TO EVER BE INVOLVED IN SHIT I WANTED A SCENE OF JUST THEM TO LATER BE JOINED BY OUR OTHER ULTIMATE OG LYDIA. WE WERE ROBBED FROM AN OG SCENE.
WHy did the show end without ever showing Scott's dad's reaction to him being a fucking werewolf ????
We've known since like S4 that coach kinda knows shit but never fully admitted it or was told and im bitter about that tbh
Kate should have fucking died too™. Preferably by a fire because yes i'm still bitter about the damage she caused on Derek's life.
WELP ALSO A LITTLE KIRA MENTION BUT I KNEW THAT WOUKDNT HAPPEN BC THIS SHOW HATES US SO
Where the fUCK WAS BREADEN?? I knOW FOR SURE DEREK DIDNT LET HER GO BC NO HUMAN BEING COULD BE AS STUPID OF LETTING GO OF SUCH A BADASS BEAUTY ANGEL BUT WHERE WAS SHE?????????????
APart from that, amazing finale lmao. Still cried my ass off and still loved it because I love these characters with all my heart. Thank you Teen Wolf for being not necessarily the biggest tv masterpiece, but surely for becoming so special to me and my heart. For changing my life's perspectives in some ways, and for truly giving me a safe space in my chaotic life in which I could feel good and connect to all these characters that even though they are fictional, they made me feel loved and at ease. The love the cast has for each other and the show radiates in such a way that as a viewer I also felt loved and part of the pack. ❤️❤️❤️❤️I'll always love you TW
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