#and i felt so fucking guilty about it bc c happened to be black so a part of me was like ‘i can’t be scared of a black kid that’s racist’

[steviescrystals]

just unlocked an insane memory (in the tags)

[bakubros-boo-thang]

Thirty seconds: Cameras & Caramel

Bakugou x ‘model’ reader

Warnings: cursing, sfw, mentioning of body type

Quirk: Stopping time ( limited time and limited amount of people)

Summary: When your roommate kinda pushes fate at your doorstep you end up in bed with Bakugou. That wouldn’t be so bad, except for the pervy director, the spotlights and the fact that you are definitely not used to model. Atleast you can make sure you get your 30 seconds of peace....

Art by : Chocalicia

Bakugou hated these types of things. He knew that being a hero on the rise meant that he had to grow his fanbase. He HAD to be known. He had to show up at random places, on billboards, in magazines and on tv. Not just for the live broadcastings if his fights, but also in random commercials.

He hated those commercials most. With magazines it was just a picture, a second of pretending. With commercials you had to pretend for longer. Professional models were at least professional about it, but those aspiring ones were trying so hard to get more out of the shoot than just a paycheck. They probably went into the shoot just for him. It would be a lie if he never ended up next to a stranger because of that. He had a busy schedule and sometimes he was touch starved. Those moments were the only moments his “work” and private life were combined. The rare private life he had.

You on the other hand had no idea what you were up to. You never wanted to be a model, so you weren’t. You just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. When searching for a “plus-sized” model in the middle of Tokyo you -a foreigner- stood out and when asked for a one time job, you had politely declined until your roommate had said: “You are here for that once in a lifetime moment, get out of your comfort zone, fuck the insecurities and experience that moment”. So here you were. Wearing a sleeveless top and black sleeping shorts. Laying in a fake bed, on a fake set, bright spotlight hurting you eyes and with a blanket only covering your ass and barely covering your boobs (which looked nude bc of the illusion). Since your friend pushed you to do this, she was the one who did all the talking. You just knew that you were supposed to lay like this, act shocked by your male counterpart and needed to smell his perfume. Something about “Comforting and sexy.” It was a stupid catchphrase. You had been living in Japan for a couple months, studying quirks.... you had only chosen that major, because of your own struggle with your quirk and had no real goal with the study, but the chance to finish up the course in Japan was something you couldn’t pass up. Since Japan was the country with the most development of quirks, it was the perfect choice. You worked a part-time job as a barista on the side and you couldn’t complain. But when you saw him you definitely wanted to complain. The first thing you noticed was the spiky blond hair, then his red piercing eyes and since you didn’t want him to catch you staring at his abs, you decided to use your quirks. The room was filled with eight people including the two of you so it wasn’t that difficult to do. And so you just paused everyone. You knew that you could only keep it up for thirty seconds at most, but in those seconds you could take a good look at him. At the bored expression he had, the way he was only wearing low hanging jeans and those rock-hard abs. You had barely fifteen seconds left to just readjust yourself one last time, trying to ignore your insecurities and give yourself the ultimate poker face, you laid in the position. Time went back on an nobody seemed to have noticed the missing seconds. Bakugou definitely looked slightly confused, which didn’t stop him from walking towards you and yelling to no one in particular: “Let’s get this shit over with, I have things to do.” He didn’t even acknowledge you. “Okay let’s get this thing right in the first take. Bakugou you just came home from a long patrol, you walk over to your s/o who is all curled up in bed and you give her a kiss on her cheek, she wakes up smelling your neck and realizes that you still smell like our cologne. She pulls you towards her and then it’s CUT, since we need to keep this safe for work right? We will film the solo clips of you after this scene. Ready? ACTION.”

Bakugou walked towards you. His face looked kind, maybe even loving in some cocky way though. Confidence was more the right word. You quickly close your eyes knowing you have to be ‘asleep’. 20 seconds later your eyes still haven't opened up, Bakugou was supposed to kiss you awake right? “DUMBASS WHY AREN’T YOU DOING YOUR DAMN JOB.” You couldn’t even respond, he scared you with the way he talked, of course you had heard of him. The hero with the terrible temper, but still experiencing it first-hand kinda sucked. “I... I... I didn’t....” The director cut you off. “CUT, let’s try it again.” Bakugou had already gone back to reshoot the scene. “ACTION.” He walked towards you again. This time you knew the camera would only focus on your face when he ‘kissed’ your cheeks, which he wasn’t planning on actually doing. You didn’t know whether it was him being respectful or him hating you, but it really annoyed you so you decided to give him a little payback. As he faked kissing your cheek you decided to use your quirk and pause only him. You didn’t touch his lips. You did however smell him. He didn’t smell like that disgusting cologne. He smelled like sweat and something burning. A light caramel smell. It was intoxicating. You had forgotten that you had only paused him, so the rest of the crew saw Bakugou standing over you with pouted lips not moving at all. When you realized that you were still pausing him, you quickly released the quirk and here he was all flustered, confused and definitely annoyed at himself for losing his cool. You felt a little guilty, but on the other side this was his payback. No one said anything about the rising hero’s pouted lips though, not wanting to trigger the hero’s anger. “Let’s just try it once more. Action.” Before Bakugou walked back to his starting point he whispered “ err... sorry for acting so creepy. I... I don’t know what’s gotten into me.” Now you DID feel horrible. You had to make sure this take worked out.

He walked over to you and actually kissed your cheek. You let go of all your insecurities, ‘Opened’ your eyes and you smiled at him with a smile full of love (mostly due to the fact that you were still intoxicated by his smell and of course his good looks, and maybe that apology did kinda make him seem... likeable), you once again smelled his neck which was far from punishment and the rest was just natural to you. Pushing your hands over to his neck and pulling him in felt amazing. Seeing him lay next to you felt even better and even he couldn’t help but to give you a tiny smile. Probably because you were radiating so much happiness. (Which was definitely not because you were such a good actor). “CUT. This was perfect, there is just one little thing I want to add, but give me two minutes before I explain. You can stay in your positions.” Bakugou looked at you. Just now noticing the way you looked naked. “Are you comfortable like that?” He asked. “Err... not really, but probably because this is my first time doing this.” He clicked his tongue “Tsk you’re not a model?” You shrugged “Nope just a regular barista who’s roommate forced her to end up in this weird commercial for err... cologne right?” Bakugou chuckled, “Yeah goddamn awful cologne.” You couldn’t help but agree. “They made me smell a tester, you definitely didn’t smell like that, fortunately.” He raised his eyebrow “How did I smell then, extra?” But his “extra” didn’t sound as threatening as it usually sounded in the fight videos on his Youtube page. It sounded more like a dare, but before you got the chance to explain the director already started explaining his new idea. “ I know we are not supposed to do anything not safe for work, but sex still sells, so we will just plant a seed.” He couldn’t help but give you a pervy look that made you feel sick to your stomach. “Only thing you two should do is end up under the covers, that's it. Action!” He continued.

“WHAT THE HELL, DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GO UNDER THE BLANKET WITH HER?!” Bakugou screamed. It wasn’t supposed to hurt. You barely knew him, but still hearing him get so angry for having to look at you and sharing that small space with him, definitely did hurt.

“Bakugou, why are you being difficult?” The director sighed. “ Look how you made her look, this girl has never been on a set and you already made her lay nude under a blanket, expecting me to go under that blanket. I’m not a FUCKING PERVERT GODDAMIT!” He was looking so angry, but you had to tell him. You slightly tapped his shoulder. “WHAT?!” He screamed. “Err... Bakugou...” You lifted up the blanket. “I’m not naked.” You couldn’t help but notice the quick scan he gave your body. You couldn’t blame him, especially since you had done the same. “Oh well, still you shouldn’t do anything you don’t feel comfortable with.” You gave him a tiny smile. “Don’t worry I trust you, it’s only for a second right.” He couldn’t help it. You intrigued him. The way you made him forget what he was doing (literally), the way you were sooo out of place, but still seemed to enjoy your time here and the way you just talked to him. “Alright let’s go then ACTION.” And the crew just knew Bakugou’s “action” was just as valid as the director’s.

You continued with the loving looks. Bakugou’s smile was a lot bigger than before, “He can really act.” You thought to yourself. And while you were still holding his neck in your arms, he grabbed the blanket and put it over the two of you in a swift move. Now you were surrounded in the dark. The only thing you could see were his red eyes. “Thanks for making me feel at ease today Bakugou. It was nice of you being cautious whether you should kiss me. Err... I mean kiss my cheek.” You stammered quickly, knowing that this conversation could only take a few seconds. “ No problem Dumbass. I’m still cautious though..” his face was closer now. “About what?” You let out. Feeling butterflies in your stomach, feeling your breathing stagger and your hands getting sweaty. “About whether I should kiss you right now. You’re probably too nervous with everyone around right?” How had he known that you wanted to kiss him? You felt humiliated, but still you had a ace up your sleeve. “Don’t worry about that, I already paused everyone.” You said with a smirk. “WAIT A MINUTE, you DAMN extra were the one to pau...” but he couldn’t finish his sentence. You had already put your lips on his and he had already forgotten all about his anger. That day you found out that you could use your quirk to a much longer extent than 30 seconds.

Authors note: Just a quick story I came up with. Hope you enjoyed it and would appreciate a reblog💚

[thetideseternaltune]

Popping back on here for a bit bc I need a place to get out my musings as I reread the Harry Potter books

First off (I’m in the first chapter of PS) it’s so emotional reading this knowing what happens, who the people referenced are, the backstories of these people...

Like - never forget (bc the movies absolutely did 🙄) that James and Lily were 21. 21!!! They were very very very young and they had all this trauma from Voldemort rising and people being murdered and stress from the war and not knowing who they could trust and a fucking INFANT and they were just 21! That’s really hard to fathom, that they were younger than me and going through all this shit (and then were murdered). The movies cast adult!Lily and the adult marauders as fucking middle aged, when they were 21 at the beginning of PS and in their early-mid 30’s during the rest of the series (and when the rest of them died), and it really loses the impact when you don’t force your audience to remember - THEY WERE JUST BARELY ADULTS

Also real quick - really Dumbledore? Like I get not wanting Harry to grow up knowing he’s “the chosen one” and have it go to his head (ahem - see Draco, Dudley, even James), but surely there was SOMEONE besides the Dursleys. ANYONE. A family with both muggle/muggle-born members and pure-bloods. I get that Harry had to go back to them every year for Lily’s protection to keep working, but there were multiple times that he was there for part of the summer and then left. Why couldn’t you work out an arrangement like that? So he could grow up NOT BEING ABUSED which only an IDIOT wouldn’t have expected when they sent him to the Dursleys

Anyway - as I was reading about Vernon seeing the celebrations and Mcgonagall asking Dumbledore if everything was true, I couldn’t get the marauders out of my head (big surprise, I know 😝). But it’s just so strange to imagine all this happening knowing that: 1) James and Lily were just murdered at 21 and their son is now an orphan, 2) that all this was bc of Pettigrew’s betrayal, 3) that poor Sirius must have felt simultaneously like shit and guilty and furious bc he blames himself for changing secret-keepers and not trusting Remus and trusting Peter, and basically accidentally getting his BEST FRIEND whose family ADOPTED HIM, who was more like his BROTHER, killed. I can’t even imagine how he must’ve felt. And I can’t particularly blame him (esp knowing how impulsive he was) for going after Peter, which THEN gets him in even MORE trouble bc they’re the only two that knew about the change in secret-keepers. And then 4) that poor, poor Remus who had such a hard, lonely life and was always stressed anyway and just wanted to fit in - from his perspective, he lost all his closest friends in one night: two were murdered, one faked his death, the other was framed for everything and locked up without a trial. So basically this 21-year-old not-quite-kid with already-bad prospects lost every close friend he’d ever had with only a slim chance he’d ever make more. I’M C R Y I N G Y’ALL. My BBYSSSSSS. I mean everyone else was (rightfully) celebrating, but these kids just had their entire worlds/lives blown up

Oh and apparently as I’ve grown up, I’ve become particularly fond of Lupin (when I was a kid I LOVED Sirius) and I just want the world for my poor baby 😭

In any case, I’m sure there’s gonna be a LOT more ramblings where this came from, so thank you to anyone who actually reads them haha. I just need the therapeutic outlet of writing my thoughts down

QUICK EDIT - it breaks my heart to hear them mention “young Sirius Black” and getting him his bike back and everything, bc they don’t KNOW what happened or his involvement yet and I’m so sad and it’s still the first fucking chapter

[jenosweave]

going to hogwarts w/ yuta (pt 1)

pt 1 | pt 2

pls send requests we’re starving and craving popularity

basics

house : slytherin

year : 6

favorite class : charms (so he can fuck with people)

patronus : black stallion

extra info : captain of the quidditch team!! enjoys leading his team to victory and rubbing it in the opposing team’s face

personality

okay so

this Bitch

he’s deadass the funniest person you’ll have ever met

no one hates him everyone admires him (especially incoming first year slytherins who aspire to be on the quidditch team)

surprisingly really smart

hasn’t failed a class yet

all the teachers hate his guts bc of all the jokes and side comments he makes

snape literally fucking LOATHES him bc he said he could fry french fries with all the grease in his hair

he always gets points taken away from his house and is always learning harmless charms to use on people

but his house still loves him

still salty he isn’t gonna be a prefect for his house

dedicated to the quidditch team

never shuts up abt the team and how he “can’t wait to start a great season with all the new and old kids”

don’t @ me but like,, everyone wants to fuck him

relationship

so,, here we go y’all

he’s known all around the school bc he’s a fucking dedicated captain for slytherin’s quidditch team

everyone knows him bc he has led slytherin to victory for the past 3 years

and you are super jealous of his success

you deadass have struggled since your first year to even mount a broom let alone lead a team to 3 consecutive victories

you can barely float 2 inches above the ground

deciding you’ve had ENOUGH with the constant teasing your friends taeyong and doyoung have given you bc you barely passed flying class your first year

you decided you would ask yuta, aka an IDOL and GOD among men to tutor you and help you improve

flying has been a dream of yours ever since you saw your first quidditch match

you were just so EXCITED to learn about flying and then got fucked in the ass day one of flying classes

because you were so incredibly intimidated by yuta, every time you had a chance to ask him to help you,,,, you.. didn’t

doyoung and taeyong knew abt your little crush (though you called it just admiring talent from afar) and LOVED teasing you

as they were both friends with the slytherin, they’d always joke abt mentioning your name to him and exposing your plan

they always reassured you that they wouldn’t actually tell him but then doyoung accidentally let it slip in potions class lol

yuta would be on his normal quidditch rant abt how he hopes incoming first years will try out

like he’d tell yuta abt you and how you can’t fly for shit and yuta would be like..

“who’s y/n? are they that person you always eat with during lunch with taeyong?”

his eyes go WIDE

“u-uhh, yeah. ahahaa”

“oh. they’re cute”

and doyoungs like WOAH HE JUST CALLED Y/N CUTE SHOULD I TELL THEM OR WILL THEY BE MAD THAT I LOWKEY EXPOSED THEM TO THEIR CRUSH

he ends up telling taeyong what he did and they make a little plan to set you two up

doyoung is secretly super good at flying (trust him, yuta has BEGGED him to try out for a spot on slytherin’s team but he kindly declines each time) and would offer to help you until you somehow find a way to get your god, yuta, to help you

but.. he had a plan:

you guys would practice at the same time as the slytherin team

and doyoung would strategically jinx your broom and cause you to go F L Y I N G straight into King yuta

sure yuta would get hurt but it’s not like it would last

and then,,, you would have to visit him in the infirmary

and (hopefully) he’d find you cute

and (hopefully) offer to teach you how to fly

and then bada bing bada boom

relationship formed (or so he thought)

at first, the plan went swimmingly if doyoung did say so himself

you practically JUMPED at his offering to teach you and you didn’t even realize that yuta and the rest of the slytherin team would be practicing at the same time

on the first day, while you rested on your broom, doyoung secretly pulled out his wand and cast a jinx that caused you to shoot into the air

at first, you thought you FINALLY started flying

but then realized you didn’t have any control over the broom

and crashed straight into a body, causing the both of you to go diving towards the floor

ultimately, you landed on the person you crashed into and when you saw them, it was yuta

your skin was PALE

you looked as if you had saw a ghost

he was rushed to the infirmary to heal and spared you a pained smile before being led there by his teammates

everyone was deadass glaring DAGGERS at you

you felt so guilty and hurried back to doyoung to tell him what happened and how dumb you felt and like WOW YOU REALLY JUST INJURED YOUR KIND-OF-CRUSH

like W H A T

you could basically say good fucking bye to being taught how to fly by this god among men

doyoung tells you to go visit him while he’s resting, but you don’t want to get swarmed by all his fan girls and boys that are gonna have your head on a stake lol

he assures you he isn’t mad at ALL

that he’s really carefree and would probably forgive you if you showed somewhat of a sign of resentment

so.. you build up all your courage.. and go to his section in the clinic.. with a bouquet of flowers and in your most presentable robes

you see taeyong and some other slytherins on the quidditch team (plus a couple fangirls) are by his side

as soon as you enter, everyone’s heads SNAP to look at you and everyone (minus taeyong and surprisingly, yuta) glares at you or gives you a weird look

yuta tells everyone to shoo so he can talk to you in private,,,, which just by the sound gave you immense anxiety XD

he motioned for you to sit down and gave you the brightest and most genuine smile you’ve received in a while

and rest assured,, it made your jitters go away and caused a flutter in your stomach

“so,, y/n, right?”

YOU ABOUT C H O K E D

HOW DID HE KNOW YOUR NAME DID DOYOUNG OR TAEYONG TELL YOU OR DID SOMEONE WHO SAW WHAT HAPPENED TELL HIM

you almost shat yourself

“y-yeah.”

after sitting in silence you realized you should probably apologize

so you look up at yuta and see him just casually staring at you as if waiting for something

you stutter like hell over your words but go to hand him the bouquet and give the most sincere apologize you could muster

he ultimately accepts your apology but he isn’t finished

“i’ll accept it... but only if...”

you gulped shaking at the thought of what he could possibly request

“you let me teach you how to fly”

your eyes widened and you froze at his words

THIS WAS YOUR DREAM

HOW THE FUCK DID HE FIND OUT YOU CAN FLY FOR SHIT WHAT

[fan-art-ic]

Samurai Jack Headcannons

haha yes this will be,,,,long (and sad(?))

worked at a tea brewery for a few months

accidentally went to another planet for a year

can sew (that boy goes through more robes than obi-wan kenobi)

doesnt learn how to use a gun till hes 37 (he could dissemble reassemble and shoot almost any gun within a year)

highkey pansexual but he doesnt really know theres a word jack is just fighting around noticing that oh hey that warrior alien was kind of cute and that sword polish merchant had a nice laugh and etc.

keeps in contact with that japanese family that lives in the citadel and sometimes has lunch with them if he’s in the area

jack saw his homeland in the future once. he never visits again.

has a ptsd bc jack is literally fighting a giant ass demon that he saw destroy his home at a very young age and is almost murdered daily and there are always going to be people he couldnt save

(also i think he has did bc that time he was brent and slightly possessed by aku Fucked him up but thats more personal *shrugs*)

lives in a homeless shelter here and there

cant go into graveyards anymore

tries to visits the lizard monks in the mountains at least once every few years

sometimes feels really shitty about having friends bc he has a Mission and doesnt have time for ‘distractions’

was in a band for 18 days. jack only vaguely remembers this.

he realizes while crossing the plains of what could have been called kenya that he doesnt remember what his parents faces look like anymore

tried to take a break year from trying to get back in time once. jack felt guilty and caved in one month 

is really good with technology but he tries to avoid it bc it reminds him that he’s Not Supposed To Be There

will be walking then just think ‘i am literally thousands of years old’ and will have to sit down and have a small meltdown bc w h a t t h e f u c k

tried coffee once and it did not go well

the happiest day of his life was a random day in july when he was 16 and in england, still training to defeat aku. jack doesnt remember what happened but he can still hear laughter

sometimes does small jobs as a waiter or a street sweeper so he can have the money to buy replacement robes or food (was an underground street fighter for a few weeks when jack got really low)

after he was turned back from being a chicken jack went on a small freeing-chicken fighters spree (and never eats chicken again)

is banned from roughly 5782 bars restaurants and inns

sometimes has nightmares about becoming one of demongo’s souls 

(also has nightmares about becoming aku after the aku infection incident)

can literally sleep anywhere. on a rock. in a tree. in a river. on a roof. in a box. in a trunk. on a table. in the sewers. faceplanted in food. u name it hes done it

one time featured in a fashion magazine? no one really understands how but they do know jack has great calves and can rock a crop top

also accidentally in the background of aku propaganda commercial

‘new cryptid sighting’ *fuzzy picture of jack drinking tea*

when he started forgetting what his familys crest was jack got it tattooed on the inside of his arm

the black samurai gave him a comm so jack could still teach him even tho he was leaving and jack only sends cryptid messages on alternating tuesdays before high noon like ‘be the stone’ 

when asked what it meant he shrugged and said he heard some of his teachers say stuff like that and jack never really understood what it meant either

is pre-emptively made the godfather if the scotsman ever has any kids

passes out from exhaustion roughly once every 1.5 weeks

was really gullible when he was younger but quickly becomes very skeptical and suspicious of everything and everyone

eventually forgets his birth name

prevented a war by going on a date

occasionally has companions but none last more than a few months

had a Really Bad brain week after ikra

tried to out-drink the scotsman once and Regretted it

secretly loves capes but understands their impracticality so *shrugs*

stayed with the other captives from the dome of doom for a few weeks trying to help them heal and re-adjust while ignoring his own shit that needed dealt with and promptly had a breakdown once he left them

any organic bounty hunter thats run across jack before always gives him a nod of respect and then has a drink in the corner closest to the door 

needs a future stephen hawking level kind of statistics guy to determine how many times hes almost died

tried the aku-net once. it lead to a blog that accidently started a small revolution and led to the burning of a few villages and a rebellion in the citadel that lasted a few days. jack deleted his blog and promptly vanished from the aku-net. this all happened in two weeks

[frop]

do all of them you mother fucker

not Once but Twice u have done this to m 

Star Platinum – Your thoughts on the stars? i always did like then when i was younger but now they just make me think of jojo so now i especially like them 

Magician’s Red – Do you know any magic tricks? no but im gonna say what u said and i can bend my fingers waay way farther than most people

Hermit Purple – Show a photo of yourself! I HAVENT taken a selfie in forever i’ll do one later 

Silver Chariot (Requiem) – How much sleep do you need on average? i would love a good 10+ but i only get that much on saturday now boo but on average its like 6-7 

The Fool – Tell us a joke! Is your refrigerator running? Because i’m gonna suck your dick

The World -  A place you want to visit? canada like you would not believe 

Crazy Diamond – What do you treasure the most? hmmmmmmm my friendships with my friends 

The Hand – Do you like your hands? nnnot particularly bc i spent a good portion of my life and still do sometimes where i bit my nails til they bleed so they dont look as nice as i’d like them to be when they grow out 

Echoes – Your favourite sound? The world’s time stop sound, but not jotaro’s version, dio’s specifically

Heaven’s Door – Share a secret! my parents’ divorce has made me scared for the future of my own relationships to the point where i can see myself not ever wanting to be in a relationship ever again bc it would be easier than my partner getting tired of me or hating me. on top of the fact that i’m almost exactly like my father and my mom’s ex fiance in every single emotional department which is what caused their divorce/breakup respectively in the first place and that leads me to believe that in the long run i am Romantically  Unlovable 

Killer Queen – How would you like to die? preferably quick and painless 

Bad Company – What kind of character trades do you dislike? any character that is like ‘waahh wah no one understands me bc i enjoy [’highly advanced’ niche series/book/etc] and they all read [popular series/book/etc] like whatever the fuck his name was in aku no hana, it got so obnoxious i had to drop it lmao 

Red Hot Chili Pepper – Can you handle spicy food? cat’s out of the bag guys im actually a Fake Mexican bc i only like mild stuff and hot chips 

The Lock – Anything you feel guilty about right now? ya but thats for another day 

Love Deluxe – Are you secretly in love with someone right now? its absolutely no secret that i am in love with jonathan joestar 

Pearl Jam – Your signature dish? i can make some mean ass rice apparently 

Achtung Baby – Do you want kids? nnnope no thanks never ever i have my cat and thats enough for me 

Harvest – Do you pick up coins in from the street? no bc u dont know where thats been and money is super dirty already 

Cinderella – Which part of your body do you like the most? dang, i guess my thighs? but lately i’ve been a lot easier on myself abt my stomach and how soft it is 

Atom Heart Father – How is your relationship with your father? pretty good bc we’re really alike in temperament too but sometimes it gets pretty awkward bc he can never see me as anything but his little baby daughter who Never Grows Up

Enigma – What is puzzling you currently? when is davidpro gonna drop the part 5 teaser 

Earth Wind and Fire – What’s the best classical element? i personally have always liked fire 

Stray Cat – Cats or dogs? i love both but man im more suited for cats 

Gold Experience – A precious experience you have not shared with your followers? oh man over this summer my dad his gf and me and my sis when on a trip to her dad’s place in this really small town that was like 3 hours away from our city and it was so nice and quiet and peaceful and i felt so clean and happy there, we were only there for a couple days but ever since i’ve really been wanting to go back

Sticky Fingers – Zippers or buttons? zippers are so much faster but they get caught sometimes so Really, pros and cons of each 

Moody Blues – A song that makes you sad? OOO man i was gonna say epitaph bc Of Course but as i was writing this down melancholy man by moody blues came up on this playlist and now im thinkin abt abba and crying 

Sex Pistols – Have you ever shot a gun or riffle? no im tiny and a weenie and i would probably die from the recoil

Aerosmith – Are you afraid of flights? ive never been on one but i am scared of heights so i cant imagine thats any better 

Purple Haze – What makes you really angry? it used to be not being listened to but now i just let it happen bc Why bother but now its more whenever my mom makes a big deal out of simple mistakes of waiters/waitresses or when shes being obviously racist 

Spice Girl – Your favourite spice? idk what its called but theres this one i like to put on fruit before i eat it to make it Spicy 

King Crimson – Is it possible to predict the future? man idk my mom says yea but who knows 

Black Sabbath – How easily do you trust people? like stupidly easy 

Man in the Mirror – Do you like looking into the mirror? nope lol im ugl. ALSO bc i have a bigger than average fear of reflective stuff in general bc what if i see somethign behind me u kno,,,, 

Beach Boy – Have you ever been fishing? nope! the one time my dad went that i knew abt i was in mexico 

The Grateful Dead – What do you want to be remembered for? honestly, anything else that being the ‘way too nice one’ or the doormat 

White Album – Your favourite CD? aaaaa i dont have one i dont really listen to albums 

Talking Head – Are you a good liar? i guess ? i can keep a pretty straight face but its harder to lie to someone i actually know really well bc they can probably tell what my tics are 

Baby Face – Your thought on babies? theyre cute but i would greatly prefer to never have any 

Metallica – Do you like listening to metal? yea

Green Day – Ideal way to spend a day off? sleep, Sleep, stream with friends and lay in bed

Oasis – Best place for a holiday? hhhhh anyplace that relaxes u tbh 

Stone Free – Are you a indoor or outdoor person? i n d o o r i dont like bugs 

Kiss – Who would you like to kiss or get a kiss from? jonathan joest

Burning Down the House – Ever destroyed something and then regretted it? nah, once again im a weenie and im too worried abt consequences to ever do smth like that

Foo Fighters – Your favourite drink? god damn i fucking love raspberry iced tea 

Diverdown – Your thoughts on diving? the ocean fills me with the fear of god. no thanks 

C-Moon – What would you do for your friend’s sake? put myself in bodly harm 

MadeinHeaven – What do you believe happens after you died? nothing tbh you just end up in a grave or urn or wherever u wanted to be put 

Weather Report – Your favourite weather? man i looove love stormy weather 

Whitesnake – Your thoughts on snakes/reptiles? i love them theyre all gorgeous and beautiful

Tusk – Tea or coffee? coffee

Ball Breaker – Your favourite ball game? to play? its basket ball but to watch baseball 

Oh! Lonesome Me – Do you feel lonely right now? no not right now but im sure it’ll happen soon 

Scary Monsters – Your favourite dinosaur? i love velociraptors and also triceratops !!

Cream Starter – Do you usually wear make up? nope and if i do its only ever lipstick

Catch the Rainbow – Your favourite colour in the rainbow? blue and green!! 

Ticket to Ride – What was the last ticket you bought for? i didnt buy it but the last one i had was for the rogue one like. 2 weeks ago

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – Do you believe in the multiverse? i dont think abt it too often but sure

In a Silent Way – Do you enjoy complete silence? yes!! besides some music, i cant concentrate otherwise 

Soft & Wet – Shower or bath? shower bc its easier but i havent taken a bath in forever 

Paisley Park – How good are you with reading maps/directions? Terrible God Awful

Nut King Call – How good are you at assembling/constructing things like Ikea furniture? hmm it depends if i have the manual for it and if i have time to really think on it and im not in a rush or anything

Paper Moon King – Can you do any origami? nope 

King Nothing – Your favourite smell? i really like the smell of cinnamon 

BornThisWay – A strange habit you have? i crack my fingers all the damn time and i like to take off the little plastic circle off of soda bottles and chew on it 

Les Feulies – Your favourite plant? oh damn hmm i like lavenders 

Fun Fun Fun – Something you really enjoy doing? man. i could watch jojo a million times over and i’d never get bored of it 

California King Bed – What size is your bed? currently i sleep in a queen size bc my mom and sis and i share a bed bc we only had one room in our old apartment but now that we moved im sure i’ll be kicked off into a twin soon enough 

JESUS christ ok its almost midnight i hope ur happy you mother fuckre