#and i dont mind Thingamabob

[mycological-mariner]

So I share a legal birth name with a very famous actress and got confused when I was in the kitchen at work and the chef called me her last name. I gave the old “Oh no, at least its better than [famous fictional character].” And the chef seemed confused saying it was a compliment since she’s “one of the most beautiful women ever in the world!” and “if someone told that to me, I’d be flattered!” To which my only response was “Oh. OH.” One of the other chefs was quicker to pick that up lol So, having embarrassed the head chef, a little while on im trying to load up trays of clean dishes to bring out when he goes “Well we dont know you well enough yet to know if you’re an honourable… woman… an honourable person or not.”

On top of someone calling me a “Thingamabob” when I got to work, I do want to know what on earth is going on that —where while yes, I’m pre-everything — makes cis folks do a double take and end up safely with a gender neutral phrase or just going straight to “Thingamabob.”

[alien-ally]

parallel universe, alternate timeline or world traveling, whatever it is. yeowoon and sangwon seem to be besties in this world and everyone should dwell on that longer

[guavagyu]

always willing - k. minhee <3

Prompt: Are you sure a kiss is all you want? We can take it further, if you’d like. I’m always willing to go further with you.

OMG IM LITERALLY GONNA CRY?? WHY IS MINHEE SO HOT ANYWAYS OK SO I STARTED WRITING THIS AT LIKE 5 AM AND WITH NOTHING IN MIND BUT THE PROMPT AND IM REALLY NERVOUS SINCE THIS IS MY FIRST POST WORK IDK THINGAMABOB (pls give feedback!!) SO HERE WE GO

i wanna dom minhee so bad and i was listening to heaven - taemin making this sooooooo...yea

pairing: softdom!reader x sub!minhee

warnings: fem!reader as well, riding and stuff, nipple and breast play, oral (f and m receiving), mommy kink, a smidge of humor in the beginning, cum eating, swearing!!, lowercase intended, & unprotected sex (wrap the swiggity swooty before coming for that booty) (omg pls tell me if there r more that need to be added!)

NSFW BELOW!! MINORS DNI!! PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION <3 also not proofread lmao pls lemme know if there are any noticeable errors or fixes that need to be made!

mini XL:

dhsakhkhdkshakhdjhajsd

reader:

?

mini XL:

sorry i was just uh

reader:

??

mini XL: 

uhhh hehehe

reader:

oml pls just tell me what ur think abt

mini XL:

i was thinking abt u..

reader:

what about me?

mini XL: 

uhhhh..nothing

reader:

if u dont tell me istg

mini XL:

OKOK FIEN I WAS THINKING ABSOUT YOUR LIPS AND LIKE US MAKUNG OUT QND LJKE STKFF LIEK HTAT..i just want u to kiss me

reader: 

are u sure a kiss is all you want? we can take it further, if you’d like. im always willing to go further with you. 

mini XL:

shit, come over please. ;(

         and before long, minhee opened his door to you standing before him, soon catching his lips into a rough yet passionate kiss, making your statement and getting your point across. you wanted him, and minhee had no opposition to that, he might’ve even wanted you more. mid-makeout you and hee dragged yourselves to his bedroom, settling into the soft cushions, you straddling him. he let out a moan when you started rolling your hips into his boner, however silenced by your connected lips. it was only then that you decided to remove your mouth from his and say, 

“fuck, have you always sounded that hot?” you panted, 

“uh, i dunno,” he shrugged, and you snorted,

“before we continue, are you sure you want me to do this?” you asked,

“yeah, i’m yours, all yours,” minhee looked into your eyes with pure lust,

“stop me if anything becomes too much, ok?” 

“shit, alright,” and your lips met again, with even more fire and heat than before. you tried your best to remove your clothing and his without parting your lips, but it was all in vain. minhee’s toned upper body gleamed in the moonlight peeking through the curtains, it was a spectacular sight. he looked impeccable, delicious even. you wanted nothing more but to have him fuck you into next year, but that’d be way too fast and over way too soon for the both of you. 

         all of your clothing was quickly taken care of as well, your nipples hardening from the chilly air. it sparked you, and you felt arousal pooling at your core. minhee's lips attached to one hardened nipple, before moving on to the next. you didn't expect to like it so much, but it ended up making you moan softly. after a few moments of attention paid, he reattached his lips to yours, engaging in what seemed like a kiss that lasted forever,

"uh, mommy?" the sudden title shocked you, but you also kinda liked it,

"yes, minhee?" you raised an eyebrow,

"can, i..uh.." minhee trailed off,

"words, babyboy," he groaned at the word,

"can i please eat you out, mommy?"

"look at you being so polite," minhee blushed "sure, eat me out, babyboy," you positioned yourself on the bed and got comfortable. he began by lapping at your core, moving his tongue between your folds, practically drinking your juices. your breathing got heavier as you clung onto minhee's soft hair as he began thrusting his tongue in and out of your entrance, his nose rubbing against your clit. the longer he did this, the closer you got to your orgasm. soon, with a low groan, you released, minhee happily taking it all in. with a semi-loud swallow,

"you-you tasted so good mommy," he panted, and you chuckled,

"do you want mommy to suck you off now? you look a little..neglected," you smiled, minhee blushing hard before softly nodding. that being said, you two switched positions, you being above him now. his dick was angry, red, and leaking with precum. you began with a few kitten licks, which earned a few soft whines from minhee,

"please don't tease, mommy," he wriggled, and you skipped the foreplay. you began eagerly sucking and taking in all that you could manage, and minhee's moans increased in volume and frequency. you started to suck harder and began bobbing your head up and down, leading to minhee quickly cumming in your mouth with a loud moan soon after. you swallowed it all and brought minhee in for a soft kiss, his cum seeping into his mouth, letting him taste his release,

"can i ride you, babyboy? or are you still too sensitive?" you giggled,

"no mommy, i think i can take it," he looked at you,

"alrighty, please tell me if you want to stop for any reason, okay?" you looked at him seriously, and he nodded. you shifted, now facing him, and slowly sank down onto his dick. you groaned at the stretch, and minhee moaned at your tightness enveloping him. you quickly found a suitable pace for the two of you, minhee gradually becoming a moaning mess as he headed towards his second release, and you shortly behind him. he began thrusting with every bounce in a desperate measure to reach his orgasm faster, and it did help. you two soon came together, your sweaty body collapsing onto his equally sweaty body, panting in the attempt to catch your breath,

"in a few minutes, wanna take a shower and have round two?" minhee panted,

"s-sure," you panted harder, you two soon getting up from the bed, and heading into the bathroom for a shower, and round two.

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[missmorosis]

Aang S/O Headcanons!

from my matchups hehe!! they may not be v good lsdjfksdf

here’s the zuko version!

here’s the sokka version!

here’s the suki version!

here’s the toph, ty lee, and katara version!

this bby loves to give you hugs hehe <3

you would get a lot of physical touch!!

aang WILL prioritize you, even if you didn’t ask

HE LOVES YOU SO SO MUCH!!!

he’ll give you lots of attention~

aang hugs aang hugs aang hugs

aang kisses aang kisses aang kisses

IF YOU WANT CUDDLES HE'LL GIVE YOU CUDDLES :D

he'll also cuddle you with appa snuggling with the both of you~

appa kinda feels like a giant pillow so its real comfy dndjdj

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he’ll listen to you and try his best to give you advice!!

he’ll totally put up with your drama if you’re dramatic :D

I MEAN

he ended the war?? which is- drama

he tried to solve any toph-katara drama as well LKJDFLKSJ

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it’s okay if you’re a quiet person!!

at first, he’ll prob think you just don’t wanna talk to him slkdjf

but when you open up, he’ll be like

😮💕

aang doesn’t mind that you’re an introvert!!

he’ll set up dates privately

somewhere with just the two of you, if you would like it!

like movie nights, or picnics, or just chilling together :D

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he wants to share a common interest with you!!

he’ll ask you to teach him your interests!

he’ll workout with you as well!!

like how he trained w/ katara hehe

he’ll learn more stuff with you!!

he just wants to do what you enjoy <3

this baby loves you smmmm

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you guys can listen to music together!!

HAVE YA SEEN HIM PLAY THE HORN THINGAMABOB IN THE HEADBAND EPISODE

He'll ✨vibe along✨ with you to all the music you blast hehe

He loves to dance with you!!

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if you like to sing, he’s GREAT

HE LOVES YOUR ANGELIC VOICE JSJSJE

"WOW THAT WAS SO GOOD!!"

"SING IT AGAIN!!"

Sing for him till your voice is all gone 😎

"Sorry” mwkdjeieiie

He goes to every single one of your shows!!

He's always super supportive

Will not hesitate to yell your name from the audience

WILL bring the entire gaang and make them cheer for you as well

"YAY ELLIEEEEEEE" *millions of claps*

He'll bring you flowers at the end of every single performance

No matter how big or small the performance was

No matter now major or minor your role is

He's just really proud of you 😭💖

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He won't be super protective

Aang wouldn't mind your guy friends

Frankly, he's just happy to have new friends cuz YOUR FRIENDS ARE HIS FRIENDS

He trusts you completely 💕

Now DONT ruin it and do something bad eididuud

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He wouldn't mind when you’re being rude accidentally

He totally understands that it happens

He loves you anyways, and he thinks that you're the ABSOLUTE SWEETEST

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Aang def loves how much you love others 😘

He appreciates all the effort you always put in!!

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AND ITS OKAY IF YOU'RE CHAOTIC

Please he deals with the gaaang dkdjdjkeejjdjd

He LOVES YOU SO MUCHHH AHHH

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You would feel super comfortable with aang

He would do anything to make you feel comfortable with him sljdflkasl

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He loves how goofy you are, and he’s real goofy with you as well :D

"LOOK, A PENCIL MUSTACHE"

"AHH BRB I NEED A PENCIL FOR MINE TOO!!"

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He can totally deal with your stubbornness- *cough the gaang*

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You can talk to anything about him and he would listen with his whole heart <3

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He'll calm you down if you ever get too aggressive

Hold you back from fights if he absolutely needs to sjdjjd

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you guys can listen to music together!!

HAVE YA SEEN HIM PLAY THE HORN THINGAMABOB IN THE HEADBAND EPISODE

He'll ✨vibe along✨ with you to all the music you blast hehe

He loves to dance with you!!

He'll listen to all the songs you recommend

He trusts you, and he trusts your music taste!! 💕

"Take a listen to this one."

You two would share earbuds and chill on the couch together

While listening to music, you would read or write

Aang would braid your hair

He loves doing it, and you love the feeling as well

He's actually quite good at it skjdjjd

You'll finish what you were writing with some really pretty hair and an accomplished feeling 😎

ITS A GREAT FEELING EJKEJE

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he’s very open with his emotions and I feel like he has great communication skills!

although he’s a great liar, he prefers to be honest with you 😌

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aang will never judge you!!

he’ll support you 100%, even if he doesn’t approve

he believes you know what you’re doing, and he’ll be with you every step of the way

he’ll voice his concerns if he doesn’t like what you’re doing, but he’ll support you :D

“I don’t know… but okay, as long as you stay safe.”

like how he did with Katara when she went after the man who k*lled her mom-

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he loves talking about everything to you, especially since he knows you won’t judge :D

in return, he listens to you and he’ll give you advice!!

compassionate baby always looking for the best and most positive solution!

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star-gazing with aang 🥺🥺

“Look at that star!! It’s so bright!”

“yeah! that’s (this star)”

you would tell him all you know

he would listen as best as he can!

“that star is part of this constellation!”

yall would look for the stars together

getting excited when you find a constellation 🥺

you guys can study astrology together!!

you two can share bracelets!!

wrapping the chakra bracelets around each other’s wrists :D

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he would steal your funny t-shirts, he thinks they’re hilarious and he loves them

he’ll show them all to Sokka/Katara, who also finds them funny 🥰

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he’ll express his love for you all the time, and you will never doubt that he loves you 💖

hope you enjoy these!!

[transed-junkrat]

18, 20, 22, 29, and 40 for the songs ask thingamabob? Also you and your dog are absolutely adorable and your hair looks really freaking soft. I hope you're having a nice weekend!!!

thank you so much!!! i love my dog shes wonderful omg

18.   a song that demands lipsyncing into a makeshift microphone

alright so i dont rly lipsync a lot but there are two songs where ill grab my phone and sing into it like a microphone and those are Bohemian Rhapsody (regular or pentatonix version) and Chelsea Dagger by the fratellis!

20.   a song you’re dying to master all the words to

Business as Usual by John Chuck! I’ve already gotten most of it its just the last bit in the first verse

22.   a song you can’t help but dance to

I dance to soooo many songs.  Black Eyed Peas has some good stuffs, i like Mop Head by edit, Slip by Elliot Moss (or anything by him really), Angelina by Maitre smth i dont remember.  like honestly ill dance to any song that I enjoy so like…… there ya go

29.   a song with lots of clapping 

In the song?  The only thing that comes to mind is Rich by Cosmo Shelldrake and it might not even be clapping oops i dont remember ahahahaha

40.   favorite disney song 

I don’t really feel super strongly towards any disney song I dont think?  I like the Friends on the other side, and Fixer Upper!

https://open.spotify.com/user/slenderenderking/playlist/6nJp1TtDwZBkwmhEa4k0Fe?si=vMmSLwyjQUKkcq5BR72wXw

(just gonna drop this right here…. my main playlist… 1,159 songs…..)

[missmorosis]

hi hello i love you how are you 🥺🥺 could i- uh, mayhaps i have a matchup?? uhh i'm 5'6", girl, straight (i think- ??? AKYDLIUWDIUWH) i love singing, musical theatre, acting, hanging out with like 50 guy friends. oh and i also play piano, violin, and i love cuddles!! please give me cuddles. i love cuddles. i also love love music, and i like blasting it in my room while drawing or writing soemthing 🥺 i'm usually really bad at talking in person, and i can be really rude without knowing, so (1/3)

so maybe someone who can deal with me being rude time to time?? because i can accidentally say something that could potentially hurt people, and i just want to make sure people are happy with themselves but ITS SO HARD TO DO SO SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS LIKE UGH PLEASE I DON'T EVEN KNOW AHHHHHH XD also i can be really chaotic and be an absolute crackhead. thank you so much bby!! take care morosis, GET SLEEP AND DRINK WATER I LOVE YOU

AHHHHHHHHH HII ILYSMMM

I HAD TO DO THIS ASAPPPP HEHE

IM GREAT!! FINISHED 11 MATCHUPS IN LIKE 24 HOURS AJSJJWJW ive also had a lot more asks and interactions via tumblr and thats makeS ME SO HAPPYYYY

YES OFC YOU CAN HAVE A MATCHUP!!

I ship you with...

AANG (aged up, ofc!!)

Dunno if this was who you were expecting dkdndjjd

AHH BUT LET ME EXPLAIN RQ

IF YOU WANT CUDDLES HE'LL GIVE YOU CUDDLES :D

HUGS HUGS HUGS FOR DAYSSS

he'll also cuddle you with appa snuggling with the both of you~

appa kinda feels like a giant pillow so its real comfy dndjdj

he also loves music!!

HAVE YA SEEN HIM PLAY THE HORN THINGAMABOB IN THE HEADBAND EPISODE

He'll ✨vibe along✨ with you to all the music you blast hehe

He loves to dance with you!!

HE LOVES YOUR ANGELIC VOICE JSJSJE

"ELLIE WOW THAT WAS SO GOOD!!"

"SING IT AGAIN!!"

Sing for him till your voice is all gone 😎

"Sorry, Ellie" mwkdjeieiie

He goes to every single one of your shows!!

He's always super supportive

Will not hesitate to yell your name from the audience

WILL bring the entire gaang and make them cheer for you as well

"YAY ELLIEEEEEEE" *millions of claps*

He'll bring you flowers at the end of every single performance

No matter how big or small the performance was

No matter now major or minor your role is

He's just really proud of you 😭💖

He won't be super protective

Aang wouldn't mind your guy friends

Frankly, he's just happy to have new friends cuz YOUR FRIENDS ARE HIS FRIENDS

He trusts you completely 💕

Now DONT ruin it and do something bad eididuud

He wouldn't mind when you’re being rude accidentally

He totally understands that it happens

He loves you anyways, and he thinks that you're the ABSOLUTE SWEETEST

Aang def loves how much you love others 😘

He appreciates all the effort you always put in!!

AND ITS OKAY IF YOU'RE CHAOTIC

Please he deals with the gaaang dkdjdjkeejjdjd

He LOVES YOU SO MUCHHH AHHH

KEJEJEIE HOPEFULLY THATS OKAY

Hehe i did that asap ILY ILY ILYYYYY 💕

Now im going to bed sjdjjnsjsje

TAKE CARE OF URSELFFFFF

[missmorosis]

Ahhh I’ve been fairly okay lol, just a ridiculous amount of schoolwork and some other stuff happening so I literally slept in all of my free time skdndndndn

OKAY I LOOKED UP MOTT AND COUSTEAU PLSSSSS. COUSTEAU ISNT THE WORST BUT I LITERALLY FOLDED WHEN I SAW MOTT AHHHHHH

my villagers r cute because I simply don’t allow uglies on my island 😩😩 I’ll blatantly ignore or bully any villager who doesn’t meet my standards 😭

((also if I ready that correctly that means you might have animal crossing now ����👁 if you need anything like fruits or bells I don’t mind giving you some lol. also I lowkey would pay money to see Mott get bullied off the island))

AAHHDHDHHD YEAH I MISSED YOU SM PLEASE 😭😭

NO MOTT I REALLY CANT- HE REMINDS ME OF MY PE TEACHER AND THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE

okay I ACTUALLY HAVE UGLY VILLAGERS BUT THEY LOWKEY GREW ON ME.

like whenever they get sick and stuff its a BONDING EXPERIENCE ISTG

OKAY OKAY I WISH I COULD DODGE VILLAGERS BUT THE ONLY ANIMAL CROSSING IVE EVER OWNED IS CITY FOLK AND THEY MOVE AROUND AT THEIR OWN PACE.

LIKE I LEFT MY CITY THINGAMABOB ALONE FOR A WEEK OR SO BC I WAS BUSY AND ONE OF MY FAVS MOVED AWAY, AND PEACHES TOOK HER PLACE. I HAD NO SAY IN THIS WHATSOEVER AND I DONT TOLERATE THIS BEHAVIOR

but YOU CANT MAKE THEM MOVE AWAY PLEASE HDDJJFJ

ugh I WISH I COULD HAVE NEW HORIZONS but i dont own a switch 😔 BUT IF I EVER DO GET ONE IM FOSHO GETTING ACNH AND WE CAN BE BESTIES ON THERE TOO

and i would do anything for mott to move away 😐