#and i dont like my faves are all over the joint

[cerealmonster15]

ive been watching sooo many vids of people doing doll restorations and doll customizations... making me both fight off the desperate urge to attempt New Hobby just because it Looks Fun and also resisting the urge to repurchase the fave barbie i had as a kid on ebay,,,,

[gotta-bail-my-quails]

the debts of my years of joyful frolicking are hitting me like a truck rn

[eliteseven]

i see serena in that minthara outfit, i see what youre doin there. unrelated note, what are some things that serena & shadowheart are able to do to instantly render the other speechless that dont involve touching (e.g. kissing etc)? maybe outfits/gestures/phrases/etc

I have accidentally killed Minthy like 4 times now ☹️ But her outfit is hot so I mean might as well put it to use and get rid of those default “homely clothes” lol. But I’m sure Shads appreciates the cleavage.

Good question 🤔 I wrote you a novel bc I couldn’t decide

Phrases:

We all know the classics “Lover, my heart, etc.” but I do think Serena gets into the habit of calling Shadowheart “my everything”, like she did introducing her to Althaea. That always leaves Shadowheart breathless.

Also: Any time anyone addresses either of them as “Lady Tavyndír or Lady Hallowleaf” or any variation of their joint names. 🥹 it’s always a pleasant jolt to remember their new titles from marriage.

Outfits:

This is kind of a moot category bc Serena likes Shadowheart in everything and Shadowheart particularly likes Serena in nothing 🤭 but their fave fits on each other:

Shadowheart: cloister fit (RIP 😔), the elegant robe (the white dress), the wavemother’s robe, her armor.

Tav goes feral for thigh slits on Shadowheart’s dresses and the low dipping necklines (ease of access 😊). She also likes seeing Shadowheart in lighter colors, after wearing black for so long. And ofc who does not swoon for warrior Shadowheart in her armor?

Serena: anarchic white/blue fit, also the elegant robe (lbr she probably borrows Shads’), Helldusk Armor.

Serena looks good in her armor and Shadowheart definitely fantasizes about her chivalrous knight doing some not so chivalrous things to her in Raphael’s literal armor.

But speechless??? The first time she sees Serena truly clean up at Elfsong or Last Light- somewhere with supplies and a mirror, preferably. Maybe even a touch of makeup. The first time she sees Serena in one of those white and gold anarchic fits or even a dress, grime and blood washed away, hair clean and loose around her shoulders for a change… let’s just say Shar gives Shadowheart some wicked mental lashings out of jealousy over Shadowheart’s attention.

And lastly, I think lingerie leaves both of them speechless, every time. But that was a given lol.

Other:

-Every time they see each other playing with or entertaining children. When Shadowheart kneels, voice soft and gentle, to play with Xan at her birthday party- Serena’s heart stutters pathetically. Shadowheart is just so kind, soft, beautiful and warm in her demeanor- and she’s extra soft around children, now that she’s gotten the hang of it. And vice versa- Shadowheart finding Tav outside the cottage, as the local kids pile atop her and put flowers in her hair?? 🥹💕 it renders her speechless. She wants that for themselves so badly.

-Shadowheart is speechless every time Serena is thoughtful towards her parents out of the blue (so …always). From Serena getting up early to make them breakfast, to helping them with chores, to learning Emmeline’s recipes, to learning to write Espruar with Arnell, making sure Emmeline never has to carry anything too heavy, buying them gifts from the city…. She loves Tav so desperately. Serena goes out of her way to be of service to her entire family and Shadowheart can’t even breathe if she thinks about it for too long, overcome with affection as she is.

-Just…any time either of them is holding Jen in their arms 💕 Seriously. It’s a dream come true for both of them. It makes them choked up to the point they can’t speak. So they let her do the babbling and stare at each other with the most loving, tear-filled gazes

[sportsnet]

Tag game bc im bored and want to talk about myself (found it on my fyp idk) 1. Are you named after anyone? Not my first name but my middle name is after my grandmother on my dads side ! (its a jewish tradition to name babies after dead relatives so)

2. When was the last time you cried?  I don't remember exactly when but it was probably bc of a sad fic. Probs within the last two months?

3. Do you have kids?  im 16 so i would hope not. (dont like kids anyways and dont currently want any)

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? according to my mom yes, according to me sometimes

5. What sports do you play/have you played? i used to swim, play tennis, and do gymnastics for years. dont do any of them anymore but all those years have left me with: a burning hatred for tennis, one silver medal for swimming, and the ability to do a cartwheel

6. What's the first thing you notice about other people? i mean. their appearance obvs? but also specifically the way they dress. i judge people a lot based off of that

7. Scary movies or happy endings? neither lol. hate scary movies, they scare me. and i like sad endings more i think theyre more meaningful (i promise im not a depressing person im just russian)

8. Any special talents? wouldnt call it a talent but my left shoulder is double jointed and it makes for a cool party trick when i twist it out of the socket

9. Where were you born? the U S of A

10. What are your hobbies? listening to music, obsessing over random people/characters/etc, im trying to learn how to roller skate

11. Do you have any pets? i have one dog !

12. How tall are you? 5'4.5 (YES IM INCLUDING THE .5 ITS IMPORTANT)

13. Fave subject in school? last year i really liked ap human geograpy but also french.

14. Dream job? if money wasnt a thing and i could do whatever i wanted id want smth to do with travel idk what but some job that takes me anywhere and everywhere but because money IS a thing then i could maybe see myself doing something in the restaurant business? idk why or what but yeah

15. Eye colour? hazel. specifically brown in artificial lighting and green in the light

im not tagging anyone bc i dont want to bother ppl but also bc no one tagged me so it seems weird to do so. but like. if you see this and want to do it like i did then go for it !

[jessiesjaded]

Generally speaking I really don’t have a specific character type that ends up my favourite but I have just been sitting here thinking about my favourite ships and while not a direct 1 to 1 correlation between them all.... Boy howdy Is There A Theme

[sammyloomis]

random hobbies i think the ud kids have

hannah - she buys and repaints those weird dolls with the articulated joints. beth has 100% been scared shitless after turning a corner and walking into hannah wearing giant fkn magnifying glasses carrying a half painted doll head, and it’d explain why the washingtons have a doll house in the basement thats full of what looks like high end designer dolls fghjk

beth - bug taxidermy. i used to have this hc for hannah but i think it fits beth more tbh, i just feel like all the washington sibs have vaguly unnerving hobbies bein horror kids n all :’]. she made a butterfly display for hannah one birthday and its one of hannahs fave things in the world. on a related note, she’s the go-to sibling for getting spiders out of rooms

josh - goes to thrift stores and buys unmarked vhs tapes and just spends hours upon hours watching them in the hopes of finding some Weird Bullshit... tho its mostly old soap operas and ads from the 90s. the weirdest thing he’s found so far is what looks like a home made porno that halfway thru gets taped over with an episode of star trek. he was very disappointed. its what a good 60% of his shelves are made up of amidst the collectors edition blu rays

sam - sammy..... ohhh sammy sammy sammy what to do with you. sams the kind of person who, as well as being the mom friend, makes exercising her whole personality and i Love that for her so so much. as a fandom i think we’ve kinda agreed sam rock climbs recreationally, but i think we can extend that to Most physical activity. shes never Not moving or on a hike or doing yoga or at the gym and when she Isn’t doing those things shes either asleep, studying, working, or at a party following everyone around with water bottles.

ashley - once i read a fic where they mentioned ashley drawing with charcoal and its truly never left my mind since. she has them all over her room, taped to her door, over at friends houses where shes just started sketching and Left it there. for someone who hates horror and scary things, they’re always Super Fucking Creepy cause she bases them off her nightmares n anxieties. her hands always have black soot all over them and her rings leave little white spots when she takes them off

chris - paints and collects figures, everything from warhammer to gundams to ships in bottles, if its to scale hes gonna want it. its kinda hard for him cause hes got those big sausage fingers but he manages. has whole shelves full of the things and paints dnd figures if u ask him nicely. also owns a pair of those magnifying glasses that hannah has for her dolls and he looks like the epitome of nerdism when his mum comes in with snacks for him and he looks up from painting a fkn orc in his barely lit bedroom with those things on

jessica - collects bottle caps, she just has a whole drawer full of the things. shes been doing it since she was a kid and wants to find Some way to display them one day but not any time soon, has a surprising amount of variety considering she almost exclusively drinks diet coke. she also steals everyone elses before they throw them out and it’s not just everyones habit to hand jess their bottle caps when they open a drink, and she just makes grabby hands at them until they do

emily - emily has bigggg collage energy. but like, rly artistic and fancy shit?? like she goes to thrift stores to find stacks of old magazines and newspapers and art books and fashion catalogues and has whole scrapbooks full of her creative ideas. semi related, but i think shes Big into designing her own clothes and uses said collages as a way to kinda blurt her ideas onto paper in a more fun way. NOBODY but jess has seen these btw, they are Very Secret and Embarrassing

matt - BAKING!! matt loves baking so much i swear to GOD this boy knows how to make a killer tray of brownies. whatever his family dont eat he ends up taking to whatever party and/or gathering everyone else is at because he just makes so much stuff it’ll go to waster otherwise (and having a friend group where half of them are stoners defo helps)

mike - hes always struck me as a mechanic kinda guy?? like he used to hang out in the garage when he was a kid and watch his dad fix the family car and hand him the tools. it translated into him always wanting to tinker with something, tho he usually breaks it. had those “build ur own lamp” kits as a kid

[briefcasejuice]

9 10 17 22 32 33 39 41 42 49 50 (or just talk about your top faves rn and it doesn't have to be one from each category)

ive already done 9, 17, 22, 41 & 49 so i'll just do the rest!

10 - how would you describe your style?

im not one to get clothes very often and ive worn a uniform for school all my life so im not 100% sure of my style but every since ive grown older i guess ive always wanted to dress like the 'losers' in 90s films. the most specific example is maybe kat and a few extras in 10 things i hate about you.

⟳get to know ya questions

32 - talk about a time something or someone made you happy?

ive already done this but i really like being creative on a whim - like an idea comes to me randomly and i have the time and resources to execute it - and i end up really proud of the outcome. also ive taken to just sitting in the tub while showering & listening to music ever since the summer started and that makes me happy for some reason; like a bird under a tap and makes the heat more bearable once im out of the shower.

33 - what's a cool skill, party trick, or talent you have?

i dont really have any cool stuff about me in that sense i dont think. like im double jointed & pretty flexible but that's about it. it's really funny sometimes if im relaxed and a joint goes weird and people are like what the ever loving fuck happened to you or when i got to pick something up from the ground, i dont bend my knees and my friends are like jeez dude.

39 - do you have any pets?

not right now but over the years ive had a parrot, lots of fish and a dog most recently.

42 - what's something that's bothering you right now?

i really need to pee but im too comfortable to get up and i said id go to sleep earlier today but it's 1:30am and i have yet to get sleepy.

50 - what's your favorite book, movie and tv show?

my favourite book is the secret garden by frances hodgson burnett (i know it's technically a kid's book but it's been a favourite since i was 12), my favourite movies are the perks of being a wallflower and every studio ghibli film ever. my favourite tv shows are marvel's daredevil, marvel's jessica jones, i think better call saul would go here if i watched it and i am not okay with this. i also really like dc's cartoons especially harley quinn. kid's 'horror' cartoons also do it for me like courage the cowardly dog.

[botheredbuck]

AAAHHHH THEY'RE FIANCES!!!!!! Thank you for providing me with my ballum fandom squealing, your fics are actually inspiring to start writing fic again! Here's some asks to help get you out of any potential dip: WEDDING HEADCANONS??? (besides our queen Lexi as bridesmaid/wedding planner extraordinaire obvs) FAVE SCENE??? Finally, what do you think they would have done if there was no covid restrictions (will there ever be such a day?). Love and doves x

AAAAAAAAA THEYRE FIANCES!!!

(i will never be over this- please i need them to call each other fiances in the next few eps pls i need it so bad)

I’m so glad you enjoy my fics haha thank you!! it’s really cool that i inspired you to write again what!! that’s awesome <3

OKAY WEDDING HCS THO 

- i need so many parallels. like so many. please. 

- i need lexi to just be like, all over it. i really want jay to be ben’s best man, and stuart to be callum’s (and mick to walk callum down the aisle because yes please), and then lexi to be like chief bridesmaid. 

- very specific but i want them in blue. don’t ask me why i couldn’t tell you. i just want them in blue pls (and fairy lights and candles? idk just s o f t)

- it’s not so much a wedding thing but like also i need them to have a convo about ben’s paul ring, and whether ben replaces it for one for callum (personally i want him to take it off for cal, but like still wear it as a necklace sometimes or like still keep it somewhere)

- ben takes jay and lexi to help pick out the rings (mainly bc lexi says he cannot pick them out himself because youre hopeless, dad) and gets all emotional about it and then he brings them home to callum who has a bit of a moment (because of the parallels with whitney omg someone stop me)

- they have a joint stag but end up running off halfway through it to *ahem* enjoy themselves, because hey, it’s them (stuart is disappointed but not surprised)

- they both write their own vows (because they would, duh) and callum doesn’t struggle at all. the words just flow. ben ends up writing something, but he just wings it on the day 

- (safe to say everyone’s sobbing)

- okay since this is an ee wedding, it’s highly likely but- i kinda really want it to be a drama fest. like preferably they have the ceremony and like actually get married and then just the after bit is like actual chaos, like mother highway turns up (I WANT MORE HIGHWAY PAST STUFF PLS) or the police do or something like that, i kinda just reall want drama yanno?

- ben and callum argue over what their first dance is gonna be and it’s between an ed sheeran song (callum’s side, im tempted by either perfect or wake me up) and ben’s choice, which is you matter to me from waitress (this just came to my head bc i was listening to waitress earlier and ben would totally suggest something like that. callum ends up getting his way, a la the comments made tonight about callum getting his way at least a couple times. 

- ben does the groom’s speech (it’s hilarious and adorable and embarrassing and most people are crying by the end of it because he’s just so in love goddamit), mick does the father’s speech (again absolutely hilarious, full of halfway era references, and jay does a speech too (because i said so, and it’s literally just like 5 minutes of him embarrassing ben)

- they also end up disappearing once or twice during the reception to, *ahem* enjoy themselves, because they’re husbands and they’re allowed. 

- phil stands up to do a speech at one point and everyone’s just kinda like oh god here we go but it actually ends up being really sweet and him talking about how much happier he knows ben is with callum, and how proud of him he is and ben ends up crying (’i am not crying, cal’ ‘ben there’s literally tears all down your face-’ ‘i will divorce you’)

anyway i will shut up i could go on forever i just ✨husbands✨

OKAY favourite scene tonight? i think it’s gotta be the proper actual proposal, like the one at the end where they finally fuckin say yes and it’s just like,,, im losing my mind. also the comment that lexi makes during that about other dad just,,, makes me feel things okay. 

okay so!! i dont think it actually would have been that different without covid, i think they would have just been more touchy feely? i think the actual story of the failed proposals and all that feels very them, and i dont think they would have changed it that much without covid. but yeah i think they would have been just closer through all of it, and we might have been slightly more likely to have rings? like both of them getting down on one knee and like exchanging rings? idk i actually don’t think it would have been too much different, i honestly loved it heh, it felt very them 

anyway this was actually really nice to write and think about and i apologise for the long post but like,,, thank you so much for leaving an ask lovely!! <3

(also i dont know if the love and doves thing was an intentional thing about my url but if so i loved it ahkjddkj)

[theobsessor1]

A Silly Idea

summary:  Deceit should know better, going through with another one of Remus’s ideas. He thought it would have been a one time deal, just something for them that night to experiment with his more reptilian side. But he’s starting to regret it with the growing nest of eggs, and horrible uncertainty of feelings swirling in his chest...he might be in some trouble here. 

pairings: qp Demus, implied intrulogical

Warnings: implied eggpreg, implied mpreg, implied mpreg, (i dont go into detail about any of this) 

 Word count: 1959 (wish to support me buy me a coffee :3)

Chapter 1 of “Say Something” series

Deceit growls as he pops back into the subconscious. He could never understand those-those buffoons! He just wanted to help Thomas, just like any of them, refused to listen to him!

They were such idiots!

He sighs, taking off his hat to run a hand through his hair, tossing it to the coffee table as he comes around and plops himself down on the couch with a huff. 

Conjuring himself a glass of wine in one hand and summoning the television remote in the other. Planning to spend the rest of the evening mind-numbingly watching the tv and drinking wine till he passes out. 

A perfect plan for his dreary mood. That is of course what he planned but not everything seems to want to go his way today. He surfs through the channels as movement in his peripheral catches his attention. A short flicker of his tongue snatching the faint scent of blood and some kind of soap confirms that Remus has appeared on the other side of the couch. 

“HelloOoOo my fave pair of snitties!” 

Deceit scrambles to not spill his glass as Remus drops onto him, burying his face into the snake sides chest all the while cackling and wrapping his arms around the other in a tight grip like an octopus entrapping its prey with its tentacles. 

“Really now is that all you see me as Remus?” Deceit fakes an offended scuff “Just some over glorified snits for you to use as a pillow?” he tries to keep from smiling, lips twitching with a slight smirk as Remus giggles...or well his equivalent of giggling. 

Remus takes a moment to settle, keeping his head resting on the other dark sides chest as he finds a comfortable position for his legs. He can hear the creative sides stim toy, the joints of it crackling slightly as he uses it, can feel the side glancing up at him as he takes a gulp of wine before returning attention back to the television. There’s a strange unnatural whining growl that comes from the duke “I could knock their skulls in! Ripp off their arms and feed them to dogs! Or just steal their kneecaps!” Remus makes a quick gesture of snatching something “They would have to listen to ya if they can’t escape!” Deceit lifts an eyebrow, shaking his head. 

It’s the same thing almost every night, coming back frustrated and drowning his anger in alcohol, Remus threatening the proclaimed light sides...always the same. 

Deceit gently shakes his head “Thank you Remus, but I must decline… They might listen to my words but they would not hear my meaning...They never do.” 

Remus takes the time to think for a moment, eyes darting at all the channels Deceit is still scrolling through before he finally just settles on a nature documentary, seems the topic for the day is snakes. 

“...You wanna talk about it?” he finally asks, offering up an ear to listen, and let him babble like Deceit would offer him. The snake side can hear him fidgeting more fervently with his stim toy, trying to keep quiet and allow him to vent. It’s a kind gesture, but Deceit was tired of venting. 

Tired of it all. 

He wanted change. 

“What is there to talk about...Virgil fights against me, Patton is trying to do what he sees right, Roman is lost, Logan listens but follows the rest of the flock.” Deceit can’t help but sigh, he can’t fault them for how they act. Yes he gets angry at not being listened to, but they are only trying their best...even if their best isn’t the greatest...hell they have recently been ignoring one of their own!

Remus growls faintly, unhappy as he gives Deceit a tight squeeze. Mumbling to himself in the ways that would get one labeled as a madman. 

Deceit hums chugging down the rest of his glass before willing it to refill, a smirk playing on his lips “Speaking of Logan, how are those secret adventures to his room going?” He attempts to change the subject with practice ease.

He holds in a snicker as Remus’s cheeks become dusted pink, the intrusive side hiding his face in the other’s chest. “I tried to gross him out again, try to spook em, ripping out my heart and dropping on the book he was reading. And the delicious nerd had the audacity to get excited and ask to dissect it!” he humbles into Deceit’s chest before looking up at his scaled face distraught and still blushing lightly “It was horrible!” 

Deceit lets himself laugh this time, chuckling at Remus’s demise, “oh it sounds absolutely dreadful.” 

Remus nods before hiding his face again, hips wiggling slightly with a frustrated shriek that causes Deceit’s ribs to seemingly feel like they were rattling, he merely runs his hand through the duke’s hair letting him scream it out. 

It takes a few minutes for the side to finish, mumbling something about gross feelings, Deceit’s ears ring softly from it, but he doesn’t mind. 

The room settles back into a comfortable silence for the moment, the only sounds being of the creative sides’s stim toy and the television’s narrator drowning on about the process of a female snake going through pregnancy. 

“Dee-Dee can you lay eggs?” Deceit startles, giving a surprised blink, too used to sudden outbursts. Remus had quickly sat up, staring at him with wide mischievous eyes and large maniac smile on his face.

“Ree, if you hadn’t noticed, I’m male and that’s a female snake on screen. I highly doubt I could.” He replies almost fondly to the strange idea. He can see the other’s eyes flickering over his face as his thoughts raced. You could almost see them flashing through his eyes if you stared into them.

“But what if you could?” Would you eat it, cracking it open to slurp out the insides?” 

Remus cackles bouncing slightly “Or-or maybe keep it around and let rot. Turning it into a festering ball of stink!” 

The snake side couldn’t help but wrinkle his nose “As delightful as that all sounds, I don’t think I would do any of that. Though you’re welcome to do so with yourself.” He can’t help but raise an eyebrow as the side moves closer, breath smelling of his latest snack. 

“Do it with me! Let’s make an egg!” Remus moves closer, softly knocking their foreheads together and shaking his head to nuzzle their noses against each other's. “I bet they would be massive! What do you think we would make, some mysterious mix of snake and octopus wriggling inside ready to devour souls hehe!” 

Deceit can’t help roll his eyes, he loves Remus, but really he is not going to willy nilly and start making eggs with him. Remus probably didn’t even actually care about making eggs the sneaky bastard. 

He gently pushes the Duke away “Remus-” 

“Pleeeeeese Double Dee, just some egg making between two bros cause they gay!” ugh, well now how was he supposed to say no to that. 

“Alright fine, I’ll sleep with you tonight-” Remus’s face had gone from pouty to instantly a wide smile that would unsettle anyone “But only once! And then we go to bed after.” 

Remus lets out a dramatic groan as he climbs the back of the couch and flops onto the ground on the other side “Fiiiine, you’re no fun…” 

“Oh yes, I’m such a party pooper aren’t I” Deceit drawls sarcastically before quickly downing his second glass of wine, disappearing the glass with a small poof before standing up and walking around the couch to his fallen friend “Really would think you’d be grateful, considering I’ve let you change my anatomy before~...” Remus had never let go of that one special snake fact he learned from Logan. 

The creative side bolts up from the floor with the sound of bones popping “hmm I do so enjoy that little change~” he purrs towards Deceit, childishly wiggling his eyebrows before grabbing the snake sides hand to tug him off to his room. 

One would be surprised by how clean the duke’s room actually was, save for the mystery stains of course. One could never be sure if its blood, paint, ketchup. Or many other things in the splattering of dark colors in the carpet. 

Everything sat neatly in its place, bed against the back wall, with sheets semi neatly made, weapons rach against a side wall next to the closet and a desk on the other side of the room. Littered with papers with chaotic scrollings and detailed doodles all over them. A couple of shelves lined with Shelves sat over it, lined with grotesque clay figures, disfigured to missing limbs or pouting out guts. 

Remus lets go of his hand to scramble onto the his bed, snapping away his clothes and summoning a bottle of lube on the bedside table. Looking to Deceit with eyes like a predatore ready to eat him alive. 

Deceit can’t help but smile heatedly as he returned the look “So, where do you want me~” 

******

Two weeks!

Two weeks after Remus’s silly idea! 

He foolishly hadn’t thought he was serious about it but here was evidence on his bed that Remus had indeed changed up his anatomy somehow. 

Two weeks of feeling strange. The first couple of days, just extreme hunger and then a complete loss of appetite the rest of the time. Feeling uncomfortable at all hours, only lessened when he was in his snake form. 

He hadn’t understood why it had been happening at first, but with what sat on his bed in front of him...Well he can connect the dots. An egg on his bed, feeling tired and sore...he’s thankful he’s imaginary. 

The egg was surprisingly aesthetically pleasing, going from a bright green-yellow color on top mixing and shifting into a dark olive green to the bottom. The egg was seemingly layered almost like a pinecone and large enough to take up Deceit’s whole hand… well it hadn’t been that size when he first laid it, thank Thomas.

 It had only grown bigger a moment after...Would it keep getting bigger?

Deceit ran a gloveless hand through his hair, hardly any clothes on as he had just woken up for the day and, spending most of his time as a snake, he hadn’t needed them. 

What was he supposed to do with it now? Remus hadn’t said anything after their night together about the eggs. He wouldn’t put it past the duke if he had forgotten, with that mind of his often racing so fast, jumping from idea to idea. 

He could always just bring it to him and remind him of it...but for some reason that made his gut twist unhappily with this strange tightening feeling in his chest.

...He supposed making a nest for it wouldn’t hurt? It’s not like something would actually hatch from it right?... He hoped nothing did, anyway. Surely he wouldn’t be good for the child, if it hatched. 

With another huff, he conjures up two large fluffy blankets and small throw pillows making a nicely sized nest in the corner of the room. It looked like a comfy sitting nook for reading, to disguise the fact that the egg was there.

It’s fine... It will be fine. He fed himself the lie, willing it to wash over him and calm his nerves. Tasting its bitter scent. 

The snake side forces himself to turn away and get dressed for the day, he still has a job to do. He can figure out a better plan to deal with the egg later. 

It was just one egg. No harm.

Everything was fine. 

It’s fine.

[rainbow-ribbonchan]

For anon - stim toys! These are what's in my main box rn 💖🎀

First, stimtastic chewables!

The donut was my first ever chewy, and while I love the texture it hurts to chew if I chew it for a long time as it's hard. However it's great for setting in between my teeth so i dont grind them!

I have a bunch of the straws, great for light chewing and helps reduce plastic waste! Also fun to flap around.

The blossom feels great but I still have a hard time figuring out how I'm *supposed* to chew it. I usually put my teeth in between the petals?

The beads are great for when I don't need texture, very very soft due to the hollow part needed to put them on a necklace. However the black dulcimer pendant does this but better for me.

The ufo has wonderful textured stars on the back, and it's one of my favourites. Reaches my back teeth easily!

The feather is my fave pendant. Hyper textured but VERY fragile. I've never dented a chewy except the feather. so soft n I like rubbing it on my mouth too!

Honestly, I don't like the moose much. Cute texture on the back, but feels boring and awkward for my mouth.

This is my second raccoon, I lost the first. His nut is sooo squishy and i love gnawing it! Great texture on the back and wedging my teeth in the tail and ear ridges is very satisfying.

The bat has WONDERFUL textures and doesn't hurt to chew as it has thin wings. If you prefer thick, you can gnaw the body but I don't.

The mushroom is another fave. It gives a pacifier like bit to suck, doesn't hurt because it has a thin area, and has texture when you need it!

the Dulcimer is my second fave. Gentle texture, long enough to reach my back teeth, and very flexible. Discreet as well if that matters to you, but I've never really thought about it.

squishies! honestly, I can't use the lower grade ones (all three on the bottom) at all. They're all from Michael's and they hurt my fingers. I have a joint disorder and they're simply far too tough to enjoy. The cake is wonderful though, don't know the brand as it was a gift sadly.

Neko Dango plush cats

Very soft plush cats with beans in the bottom. Like a small weighted stuffed animal. Great for rubbing, just holding, or light tossing.

Tangles

I have a ton of these but my favourite is the purple bumpy textured one. You can see I just got a new one as I'm wearing the old one out fast. The texture is soo good but unobtrusive.

The 'crazy!' tangles used to be my faves, but now every time I use one I just want the purple, if you prefer some smooth spots I'd check those out.

I really don't like the green/yellow (?) and silver metallic ones. Their texture gets in the way of me fidgeting, which I do a lot and quickly. I might enjoy them more if I was gentle?

The blue metallic has a similar problem but not as badly.

Various stimtastic toys

The pink and silver metal fidgets are hands down my fave stim toy. You just turn them over in your hand and experience perfection, or jingle them lightly in your palm. The smaller one made my hands hurt so I got the bigger one and it fixed the issue.

Panda squishes are so soft and I can use them unlike other cheap squishies. The printed faces will come off with use, but that's to be expected.

The two snap n clicks give GREAT feedback and function similarly to a tangle, but with a click every time you move a joint.

The square puzzle is from a different place, but stimtastic sells the same ones now. Great if you love the feeling of something snapping into place. However the blocks are held together by a string in the center that is taught but stretchy and ppl who have used mine have said they didn't like that feeling!

The zipper bracelet is so fun to slide back and forth, plus i click the zippers teeth closed for extra fun

Everything else in this pic is from a halloween pack and I don't have much to say about those, mainly it's all fun to jangle.

Various toys

My favourite cube is the green one. Not sure of the knockoff name but it's not an antsy labs one and I prefer its joystick to the labs one. The rotating circle side doesn't click.

Spinners are just various ones, worth the money for an expensive one though as they are heavier n weighted better.

1$ ruler from walmart, very stimmy love folding it n flapping it.

1$ flip sequin star from Michael's. what you would expect, plush side is soft and it flips easily

Plus+ blocks are fun to push together and pull apart! similar in a way to legos but soft and they don't hurt to detach

[bellafarella]

What are your predictions for season 6 of Schitts Creek? What do you hope to see?

Alexxxxxx ❤❤ hi beb!

So what I hope to see and predictions are different cause I dont have many predictions lol Dan does such a fantastic job year after year with SC that I cant rly have predictions other than the fact that there will be a wedding and hes said before that the show is a summer show so it will probably come back a year later and Alexis and Ted are back from the Galapagos, and David and Patrick r probably almost done wedding planning or like right away gna get married, unless they change up their timeline for the first time in 6 seasons lol

What I hope to see are the following:

Some wedding planning

A joint bachelor party, who r we kidding they will not be apart for this

The wedding with speeches, dancing, tipsy grooms and lots of fluff and kissing

How Moira gets over the loss of the crows movie

Stevie finding herself (not through a man again) maybe give her a fucking gf while ur at it idk idk

More fluffiness with David and Patrick and lots of kissing 🥰

Oooh maybe another play? Or like that's maybe in the works for Moira since the movie got shelved?

David and Patrick moving into a new home or apartment before or after the wedding

More Clint and Marcy and maybe some bonding with Johnny and Moira

That's really it, not much cause like I said above, Dan and all the writers have done such an amazing job with this show that I'm really not worried how itll turn out even in its final season. Normally I'm so worried about my fave couple and how itll work out for them but with this show I have no worries. I just hope to maybe also see at some point at the end someone in the Rose family say that SC is their home like an homage to when Johnny told his old friends "it's called schitts creek, and it's where we live" and an homage to when the man in the first ep said that "maybe this place will be your saving grace" because it has been!! And I want acknowledgement to that!! Ya that's about it from the top of my head rn

[shhhhyoursister]

sdkfjgsdf ive been TAGGED

i was tagged by @pink-unicorns-love-cookies (ily) and im gonna ANSWER NOW

a// age: 20!!

b// birthplace: long island, new york!!! (not gettin more speciic soz)

c// current time: 5:40pm!!!

d// drink you last had: omg i think water?? love that for me

e// easiest person to talk to: im gonna say my bff gabe (not mentioning them they dont know i write fics lol) and the entire dod (esp harri and yon i love you both so much)

f// favorite songs: too many!! the songs ive been singin a lot lately though are norwegian wood by the beatles, i dont trust u anymore by left at london, truth hurts by lizzo, the good side by troye sivan, askhas i could go on for hours

g// grossest memory: hm......definitely when a big fly landed on my glasses and i smacked it and 1. hurt myself and 2. smashed the bug all over the lens and couldnt see through the bug guts sldfhsl

h// horror yes or no: it really depends?? cause im such an anxious person but also i like horror?? i cant watch horror things a lot but im also interested

i// in love: god i wish, no im very single and lonely somebody pls send a boy in my direction

j// jealous of people: yeah this is one of my many bad traits im a v jealous person :/// 

k// kids of your own someday: YES i love babies and kids i cant wait to have my own lil crew but.....far in the future

l// love at first sight or should i walk by again: idk if i believe in love at first sight really like its a cute trope but in real life?? nah

m// middle name: joseph!!! after my grandpa!! tbh i love it when people call me noah joseph it makes me so happy

n// number of siblings: 2!!!! ive got a brother and a sister

o// one wish: rn honestly??? a boyfriend and to have less anxiety sdfsdf

p// person you last called: my mom <3

q// question you always get asked: “omg are you a boy or a girl??????” guys im NEITHER techincally but also a boy ya know gender is weird

r// random fact about you: uhuhhhuhuh.....im baby??? but for real uuhhh....ive got lots of freckles and beauty marks?? like all over me its wild

s// song you last sang: i dont trust u anymore by left at london its SO GOOD

t// time you woke up: technically around like 6am????

u// underwear color: omg i guess this is another random fact i almsot never wear underwear im awful dfsdfsdf

v// vacation destination: ITALY i have some fam that moved there and i love the food and architecture so i really wanna go and just die from pasta consumption

w// worst habit: i crack every single join in my body and im not exaggerating, like to an obnoxious degree cause now i have to cause i dont i get awful joint pain its so bad 

x// x-ray: omg i sprained my ankle after a fight with my sister while on vacation in portland and then went on a 2 mile hike through the mountains but didnt notice the pain cause i had eaten a strong edible right before we left whoops

y// your fave food: oh NO ive most recently only been wanting to eat indian food idk if that coutns sdfsdf

z// zodiac sign: scorpio sun/pisces moon!!!!!!

sajdfjsdf omg this was fun, i tag......any member of the dod that hasnt been tagged yet whoops!!!!!!!!

[jockbots]

Hey, Mori!!! 💖🙌👑

I noticed the 'weird asks' ask game on your dashboard, so can I submit these: 1, 9, 10, 14, 22, 30, 45, 48, 51, 56, 58, 62, 71, 88, 93???

Also, how you've been doing? And happy birthday (idk when your bd is, but since it's the end of the Leo season, it must'd already happened, so there you go 🥳🥳🥳)!!! 🎉🎉🎉 I just hope you're doing fine.

See ya soon and take care! 🤗

(And you look gorgeous with short-hair... just an observation. 👀👌)

SUP JOLI ✨️✨️✨️

im so glad u asked c:: first here r my answers!!!

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, watter bottles, or soda cans

wine glasses bc they r fancy af but also mugs bc i am always looking for the correct serving of tea

9. favourite smell in the summer

fave summer smell has to currently be my favourite juice! which is apple and elderflower is so sweet and refreshing!!!

10. games you were best at in p.e

yikes i hated pe but u was weirdly good at discuss and actually represented my class one time and one. and i played netball a little and was okay at it

14. favourite non-chocolate candy?

fruitella, strawberry flavoured! or haribos original star mix (minus the eggs bc icky)

22. role model?

currently i have 2 bc i will always always look up to dolly parton but atm bc of harp goals i also adore deborah henson-conant who is a jazz harpest that is just not only extremely talented but just like so ambitious and creative and funny i want to b here so baad

30. places that you find scary

offices like especially boss offices or like principal offices i have many reasons and mainly its just theh give me major anxiety if its something that can be discussed outside of an office on a shop floor or over zoom im all in ITS WEIRD I KNO but i am a weenie

also on the beach with the tide coming in COVERED IN FOG it may seem aesthetic but ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING TERRIFYING U HAVE NO IDEA HOW FAR U HAVE TO GO U JUST HAVE TO TRUST THERES A WAY TO GET OFF

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero

lol ok so judging by the content i post youd think fantasy obvi but actually im a giant sci-fi nerd that seen all the classics, read mostly sci-fi novels and played space themed games. fantasy was always second. HOWEVER lotr always takes 1st place so ye weird little weenie

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

i am loyal to the pinapple and therefore will joint the ranks of the pineapple

51. current stresses

the basics required to being a single 20summin living alone in an expensive country with a creative job, why dont luthiers and musically professionals get paid more? am i working hard enough? am i good enough at my job? is my mum going to b ok in her later years? can i take care of her? r my brothers going to be able to move out too and have their own lives? how old is my dog now? is she mad at me for leaving? is my best friend ok? should i get their mums number bc they r v sick ITS A LOT LETS CLOSE THAT BAG UP

56. favourite tradition?

58. four talents you're proud of having

okokok 1) being able to kind play the harp 2) speaking welsh 3) being able to draw sometimes 4) being able to read electrical drawings

62. seven characters you relate to

yoooo here we go 1. Maeglin 2. Red Alert 3. Mia Thermopolis 4. both Guiera and Meis from Promare 5. Raph in all continuities 6. Zagrius from Hades and 7. Jim Hawkins from treasure planet... how did i not kno i was nb???

71. least favourite pattern

burbery blachh icky its just cheap wannabe tartan!!!

88. your greatest wish?

to live comfortably in my own little cottage with my dog bonnie. also i wish i could b a conductor for an orchestra idk y i kno barely anything abt music but i think id lv it

93. nicknames?

o jeez the current ones i have are sibster, kitty, mori, kat, kathleeeeen, little p, squirrel and meimei

second thank u for asking ive been pretty swamped my job is v demanding and ive been kind of letting it take priority plus but im going on holiday in a week so hopefully i can unwind and do some of my own hobbies.

and yes!!! it was my bday last month! it wasn't anything special i was working lol

annnnf THANK U THANKU i lv having short hair v much but boi does it need more attention that long hair like i have to actually fix my hair a lot more in the morning so i dont look batshit

[k1ngj0ve]

complaining here because i dont think anyone on my twitter follows me here so i think i can complain peacefully

i did something that was basically gift art for my friend a few days ago (our ocs together sorta thing) and around the same time he got invited to be a guest on a picarto podcast, where he and the hosts talked about 'our favourite art from this week'

and he of course put mine foreward (with my permission) because hes a nice friend and gift art of your oc is always gonna be your top 3 fave art of the week

these people put my fucking art DEAD LAST. i had to listen to THREE HOURS of them looking at amazing professional art and nitpicking every inch, going 'this is amazing, perfect, wonderful, i want a poster of this, i want it on a tshirt' and then follow it up with 'the tilt of the hips is just incrimentally wrong and the joint is odd and there is a single frame of this animation where an asset got dropped', just doing everything in their power to talk shit

and me and like maybe 4 other artists were there watching and i was sure to compliment all their work and give details and defend where i could and talk them up, etc, at least one of those artists having been my mutual for YEARS

and my dudes

when they FINALLY got to mine (for reference this art is the highest like ratio ive gotten in years with 50 likes, when almost every other piece on this stream had over 1k, some up to 9k) not only did they just kinda go 'its nice. shouldve added a background' with no real criticism but the chat went DEAD SILENT. everyone left. no one said a single word, for or against. nothing. 30 people that had been talking for hours? nothing

NOTHING

my friend who nominated it was really nice and said lots of clear nice things but just like... otherwise? nothing. a big ol 'if you cant say something nice dont say anything at all'

hell

then they moved on and suddenly the chat came back

they ended it with a strawpoll and it was 'vote for your favourite' and i voted for everyone i knew was in the chat AND myself

final result? i had 1 vote

awful, awful

if you ever decide to do something like this put all the smallest artists at the FRONT, making us go after the biggest names in fandom was mean.

like imagine going to a beyonce concert and then after she leaves they THEN send out the warmup act. making this poor local starving artist play with the lights on while everyone files out. didnt even pay him, he just wanted to get his name out there

ya boy got TWO new followers off this

i want to delete all my social media and run out into traffic art-hand first

[romancemoving]

🎭🎭🎭👺

✨ @debtwon. meme. still accepting!

🎭 virote’s level 99 skills in balance. he can walk a tightrope with his eyes closed it dont even matter, this man was gonna be a circus performer. he can do it all. trapeze... aerial silks... backflips, cartwheels, gymnastics n contortionism n acrobatic sunts all that shit are in his blood. he can do everything!!! you wont find anyone more flexible or balanced than him, except this motherfucker CAN’T. RIDE. A BIKE. if you put virote on a bike, he’d die. straight up. which might be the saddest thing.... you could put him at the ledge of a cliff with the most slippery rocks and he wont move at all, but the moment you take him to the park and be like ‘ you wanna go for a bike ride??? ’ you might as well stab him tbh. or push him into traffic. if u dont do it, he’ll do it himself its aiight dont even worry bout it.

he admires people who can ride bikes. sometimes he’ll wanna just shove a stick in the wheels of a biker passing by...

just to see what happens lgjkfgjdglkgjdgd. but those are just his impulsive, intrusive thoughts and he’d never do that. unless ur on his shitlist and he knows he wants to hurt you. -_- but he rarely hurts people physically. but if the opportunity ever came up and yall got beef then......................

🎭 omg he really... likes slugs. dont even look at him. dont ask him about it. or do ask him about it!!! he loves to study slugs! for no particular reason. he just thinks theyre really f*ckin cute... his favorite is the mount kaputar pink slug. he’s also really into moths :))) his faves?? madagascan sunset moth, luna moth, elephant hawk-moth, rosy maple moth. vi will have all sorts of fleeting interests that he studies hardcore then drops, but slugs and moths stayed lol. theyre just real lovely!!!

🎭  his favorite place to vacation is portugal! primarily the city of porto... something real romantic and freeing about it... and the food!! ya know sometimes he’ll just make himself some caldo verde for breakfast and have a good ass time.

👺 not 2 be pretentious but i can play over 10 instruments. not bad 4 the Half-Deaf™ person lol. started off on piano. which i still dont enjoy lol. went to flute, piccolo, clarinet, moved on to percussion. snare, quads, bass... ya basic drum kit. keyboards of all sorts.... vibraphone, marimba, chimes, xylo. dabbled in the trombone and the french horn and the sousaphone. i know more about the trumpet than i ever wanted. took violin lessons in 3rd grade, hated it, dont even know if it counts...... LKGJFDLG . ive dabbled in all sortsa instruments. performed in many ensembles... military drum corps inspired type joints... was captain, section leader, did it all.

i wanted to be like prince as kid... he can play everything ya know. also my ex was a multi-instrumentalist and he always made fun of me for not knowing as much as him.

which is silly.

no man will ever sit there and tell me he know more than me. :| ill make sure of it. ill take their hobbies and master them just to boast..................... i think my primary personality trait is petty

thats fine......

[nicklightbunny]

tag game

tagged by: @shewasthewind (you stinky lil snake)

Lasts

1. drink - water

2. phone call - therapist’s office 

3. text message - a friend

4. song you listened to - waving through a window

5. time you cried - hhhheeuhh like when my friend told me i wouldn’t have cared if she killed herself

Ever

6. dated someone twice? - yes unfortunately 

7. kissed someone and regretted it - nope

8. been cheated on - yup

9. lost someone special - y u p

10. been depressed - was diagnosed with it in 2016, i’ve been getting better at managing it since then

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - i don’t drink,,

Favorite colors

12. orange

13. very light purple

14. pastel yellow

In the last year have you-

15. made new friends - yuppers, jess and roger

16. fallen out of love - not sure

17. laughed until you cried - yes,,

18. found out someone was talking about you - yeah i did, they were being a homophobic ass and i started laughing rlly hard

19. met someone who changed you - uh yes,, i met 2 new people who actually made me feel confident about my sexuality 

20. found out your friends are - not the best emotional support

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - i don’t have fb

General

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - dont have it

23. do you have any pets - yep!! i have a boxer named roxeanne and 3 cats

24. do you want to change your name - i’d like to legally change my name to kari but i don’t look like a kari lol

25. what did you do for your last birthday - invited a friend over and we laughed at old yearbook photos

26. what time did you wake up today - 11am

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - making fun of my sister for making pancakes at 12 in the morning

28. what is something you can’t wait for - my official change to catholic school

29. when was the last time you saw your mom - right now,, she just walked in the door

30. what are you listening to right now - my mom and sister put groceries down

31. have you ever talked to a person named Tom - yes,, i talk to him almost everyday,,, he’s called my dad

32. something that’s getting on your nerves - the fact that my wrist was sprained for 2 days and now it doesn’t hurt and i don’t know why it was sprained in the first place

33. most visited website- youtube, deviantart (always have it open) and tumblr

34. hair color - like a dark brown with some light parts

35. long or short hair - it goes to my shoulders so long i guess

36. do you have a crush on someone - thought i did but i dont even know

37. what do you like about yourself - my double jointed arms,, they fun to freak people out with

do you want any piercings - eh not rlly

39. blood type- do you think i know that

40. nicknames - snake, rat, bitch, slut (all brought to you by @beepbeepbitchesarecrazy )

41. relationships status - sad and alone 

42. zodiac - sagittarius

43. pronouns - she/her

44. fave tv shows - stranger things, old spongebob episodes mostly, and documentary now

45. right or left handed - right

46. ever had surgery - no and i’d be too scared to get it

47. tattoos- i want one but i dont have any

48. piercings- none

49. sport - i did softball for like 2 years do that count

50. vacation- i wanna go back to nyc

51. trainers- nvjjdvjnn

More general

52. eating - i had 3 pancakes this morning,,

53. drinking - i was drinking water but now i need more

54. I’m about to watch - nothing bc im reading

55. waiting for - america to get nuked already

56. want - to have a pretzel

57. get married - i’d like to get married but im not too sure

58. career - meteorology or animation, either one works

Which is better

59. Hugs or kisses - hugs

60. Lips or eyes - eyes

61. Shorter or taller - why can’t they be my height???

62. Younger or older - older, i feel weird liking someone younger,, maybe if they’re like a few months younger i’d like them but idk

63. Nice arms or stomach - idk

64. Hookup or relationship - relationship

65. Trouble maker or relationship - trouble maker gnndsjjd

Have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - nope

67. drank hard liquor - no but i did drink wine once and i literally spat it out

68. lost glasses - thought i did, but they were on my shirt

69. turned someone down - i guess

70. has sex on the first date - i’ve never had sex oops

71. broken someones heart - i dont even know bc the dick said that a lot but would always say he was lying afterwards

72. has your heart broken - yeet

73. cried when someone died - yeah

74. fallen for a friend - i dont even know bro

75. been arrested - no??

Do you believe in

76. yourself - i guess

77. marcels - i dont know what that is truthfully

78. love at first sight - nah

79. Santa claus - n o

80. a kiss on a first date - sure

81. angels - nope //am an atheist,, kinda ironic how i’m going to catholic school right??

Other

82. best friends name (s) - jess, roger, sometimes sidney but she a lil brat

83. eye color - brown

84. favorite movie - IT, book of henry, and incredibles 2 if i could see it thx 

85. favorite actor - jack dylan grazer, finn wolfhard, and jaeden (basically everyone involved with it and stranger things tbh)

tags: @peachywise @20gayteeneds @thetheatregal @blacklodgebeautyqueen @itchytoaster @beepbeepbitchesarecrazy //i just chose the first few tags