#and i dont have the money to get tattooed on the reg

[haveyoumetmythief]

Everything is so fucking difficult all of the time

[lexithwrites]

Ooooh OFbartylus

I feel they're fwb to rivals to lovers

Friends who decide to make some cash, have a falling out, create their seperate OFaccounts and then fall in love

okay this is super creative i love this! its 100% barty's idea to start one because they've been sleeping together for a while (neither are ready for a relationship—they are they just dont realise they wanna be with each other not other people) and barty sees how much people are making and they're both kinda broke and live together and need to pay rent and reg is like no way im not putting my ass on the internet and then he reads guidelines and that they can post pictures not just videos and he kinda gets into the idea—plus their electric bill comes through and its rough—so they post some pictures together with their faces blocked out and reg realises that, unfortunatley, their audience likes femboys so he reluctantly starts wearing those cropped hoodies and fishnets and then he starts enjoying it because it riles barty up—people love barty's tattoos and piercings and his dick print lmao—but when they get requests for videos regulus gets a bit nervous because he doesnt want to get found out but barty reassures him that he'll post a solo video of himself jerking it and it goes NUTS people love it and beg to see reg so he strokes barty for a video and they make the most money so far, which leads to barty jerking reg off, then fingering him, then they eventually fuck on camera and thats when shit kinda gets bad. they start having real life problems outside of OF and they dont film as much because of it, so reg makes one of his own accounts and people watch him there and barty is spiteful af and just starts posting crazy shit on their old one and its just this back and forth until barty, during a heated argument, says that he's gonna get some random girl or guy and fuck the shit out of them on camera and regulus cries because he loves barty and it would kill him to see him with someone else and barty breaks down too because he'd never touch anyone after reg, thats the love of his life, and they eventually make up and do a reunion video thats like 45 minutes long and they start dating <3

[autcrow]

i found this buried in my email my precious lovely child:

reposting from my other blog

??jupiter??

hes a 5'8" intersex kid with an eating disorder

he’s underage but he has and drives a motorcycle

he looks rly pretty bc of his short pastel pink hair that has all these cute fairy kei clips in it when he’s working but he’s actually a huge shitlord

he puts stickers and temporary tattoos on himself all the time (usually stars) and says it’s his aesthetic

he’s always wearing tank tops or sweaters there is truly no in between

he wears this pretty grey arm warmer on his left arm and sticks sticker and teeny badges on it

he’s the go-to kid for first aid in their building like ‘nope don’t go to medical go to jupiter his fee is only $20’

he’s really pale at times bc he gets sudden depressive episodes that keep him from leaving the dorm and it makes everyone thinks he’s sick or lazy

has a large plushie collection

stash of books under the bed

he’s a music major with a concentration on violin performance

usually in the middle of depressive episodes he’ll get up and the crack ass of dawn and start playing, but nobody realizes bc he plays the electric with headphones on

he competes when he can and gets some money out of if but is not above performing on his cute lil electric violin on busy streets

he lives in the dorms and pretty much has a full ride

which is a good thing bc his parents are disgusted and hate his guts at this point but he can’t really support himself

writes poetry

terrified that his two only friends will abandon him

he’s the weird young kid who has delusions about god and always has vodka under his bed so he has a hard time making friends

he’s psychotic but he doesnt have a diagnosis

he lives in the dorms over the summer too by taking summer classes

he has some cute plants on his window sill and they all have names (daisya, mimi, and sleep)

always a slut for coffee

everybody says he has great promise n everything but he just wants to nap and hug a cat and maybe skype mikhail

extra bc he’s perfect and i havent seen this shit in years

nobody knows where he gets his alcohol bc all the liquor stores in town are super wary and uptight since its a college town p much

 when he’s in desperate need of cash money he’ll go donate plasma but he doesn’t do it on the reg cause the closest place seems shady and he thinks they’re out to steal his kidneys (ah, paranoia)

his professors hate him cause hes all about edm and playing club music and bringing his electric violin to class

he’s got the worst smile he looks like he’s going to eat you. his friends dont tell him bc its funny.

he’s second chair in a notable orchestra and let me tell u he is out to get first he is waiting for first vio to trip and break his hips or something and it is so obvious

sheet music. he either doesnt have it, has the wrong set, or spilled something on it. he desperately needs to start using a tablet or something. honestly.