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The cast of the Original Trilogy had cliched, boring character concepts that were executed wonderfully enough for it not to matter. 

 The cast of the Prequel Trilogy had interesting concepts that were executed poorly enough to make them seem utterly stupid. 

The cast of the Sequel Trilogy had amazing, thought-provoking concepts that were executed in the town square and put up on pikes as a warning to others.

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hey remember the sun is going away and you’re going to go nuts and to not take it personally

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Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

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writers be like; anyone gonna write this story? and then not wait for an answer. and then not write it either

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ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

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Crying at this article calling Tumblr an "upstart" platform jdgdks

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The year is 2024. If you want to learn how to do something, there are literal centuries of video you can find on YouTube and watch to pick up the basics and get started.

You decide to learn about investing and the stock market. You are a reasonably smart individual. You know that there are millions of hours of videos on YouTube you can watch to learn about investments. You also know that 99% of them are bullshit. Your main source of easily finding tutorials is filled with scam artists finance conspiracies and con men on this specific topic, and you are basically fucked

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i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend

She thinks I'm joking

But I'm ready

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just fucking with some dinosaurs. some raw forces of nature

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Exactly my whole point about how we need to get the fuck out there and VOTE. That was Hillary being many points ahead of Trump and everyone was like, "Ahh we got this, no biggie!" These numbers for Harris right now aren't even that high and even if they WERE it doesn't mean crap unless people VOTE.

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Hiiiiiiiii. another quiz for u all to take <3 I like doing these