#and i do infact thirst for

[neuvistar]

poly jingren x reader has been on my mind 4 so longgg.. ITS SO BADD. please give me more thirsts or thoughts abt poly!jingren x reader i’m lovin them rn | hint of fluff, mostly nsfw

short lil thirst ! jing yuan + blade x fem!reader (use of she/her pronouns), big dick jing yuan + blade foreal, reader implied 2 be shorter in height, degrading terms (whore, slut, etc), mentions of squirting, mating press + full nelson, SIZE KINK!! SIZE KINK!!, blade’s a lil mean but it’s ok bc it’s blade!, cum cum lots of cum (sounds funny but it’s okay </3) | overall suggestive content minors do not interact

poly!jingren who would have different tolerance of your brattiness. jing yuan having the highest patience for u n blade having the least! you always run to jing yuan whenever blade talks abt punishing u n he thinks it’s soso cute :(( he’s always protecting you, nuzzling against his chest with your arms wrapped around his huge body, ur so cute! a darling you are..

jing yuan always tried dodging the idea of you wearing short skirts in public, why? you would make his dick hard, easy. but, you decided it was a good idea to wear the shortest skirt known 2 mankind one day, paying him a visit at his office. imagine this, jing yuan would be at his office doing work at his desk n all of the sudden you walk in looking all slutty, a short skirt that just barely covers your plushy thighs and ass, he would brush it off at first up until you purposely drop the pen on his desk bending down to pick it up. once you stood up, you would already be bent over his desk. that’s what you wanted, after all. “are you trying to tempt me, dove? because it sure is working.” jing yuan has zero patience whenever you’re acting like a whore in public, he would plant kisses all over your back and pound into you like there’s no tomorrow, his big dick stretching you out :(( choked moans would leave your throat, rambling on about how rough he was being with you, and that people might hear you and walk in, but he didn’t care, infact that was the last of his worries. he savoured the feeling of your tight walls pulsing around his cock, cumming inside and cumming on your panties too! i hope u’ll enjoy the stickiness between your thighs <3 (he’ll snitch to blade too abt it, what a bitch)

poly!jingren would be protective over you, even though they’re a pain to be with sometimes due to their constant arguments and disagreements, dating them does have its benefits. they would stand on either side of you, one on your left and one on your right. geez, you look so cute compared to them, it’s like you were walking around with two dogs on your leash, reading to pounce at anyone who dares speak ill of you or touches you. speaking of size.. i feel like they’d both have a size kink, you’re just so short compared to them they can’t help but fantasize about bending you over and fucking you in different positions, i feel like they both each have their favourites on that.

jing yuan loves putting you in a mating press, he likes it becuz it makes him cum quicker! not even a few thrusts and he’s already cumming inside, loving how you squirt all over his cock. he would press your knees against your chest, folding you in half almost. he would gently draw circles on your knee while the tip of his dick kisses your cervix, he’s so sweet to you though.. whispering praises in your ear. he would catch you off guard sometimes due to how sweet he was with you, not noticing how much he came, staring down at the mess he made in your cunt w cum seeping out </3

blade would absolutely love folding you in a full nelson, bro has sm strength it scares you sometimes. he would hook his arms under your knees, thrusting his hips into you. “sucha’ whore for my cock, aren’t you? you like it when i fuck you hard like this, don’t you?” mmm also also maybe if he’s feeling it, i bet bro would let jing yuan would join too, but he wouldn’t impale you with his dick like blade is, no.. he would rub his cock against your slit, placing kisses on your legs. honestly, jing yuan is your saviour atp. cuz everytime blade folds you in a full nelson, he’s always concerned that he’ll break you, so he tries telling him to ease it up a bit with you <3

poly!jingren would have god like stamina and strength, great speed n strength comes w great consequences! whether it is in a non sexual way or not, i feel like their stamina n strength would be useful in your relationship, its a lil cute since ur kinda shorter in height n they would always tower over u n help i get things from the high shelf or cabinet, it’s so cute! <33 but yet.. it’s a lil scary in bed cuz they can last so long w u and fuck you until you forget your own name, but it’ll be fine!! you can handle them!

poly!jingren both probably didn’t realize they had a size kink until they got intimate with you, it was probably the last of their worries up until one night. blade would probably notice a cute little bump on your stomach, noticing just how small you rlly are compared to them, jing yuan would too! honestly they both just love how their huge cocks slide in and out of your pussy, the bulge on your stomach going down, up, down up, over and over again! you’re just so.. cute they can’t help but stretch your little pussy out a bit.

“cmon sweetheart, you got this. you’re so cute, mhm.. you can handle more right?“

“sure she can, she’s strong girl. if shes— mmp.. squeezing around us like that, i’m sure she can handle more.”

“mm.. mhm. i can see that.” jing yuan leaned down, bringing his voice down to a whisper, “do you like it when we stretch you out with our cocks like this, baby?”

“fuck yeah she does, look at her. she’s creaming on our cocks already. s’ messy.”

poly!jingren who would both try their best to be gentle to you, sometimes it backfires but you don’t seem to mind! what’s very true about them is they both don’t want to hurt you in anyway, sure they fuck you hard enough and punish you but their intentions r never to hurt u, they would always ask you if you’re okay, even if they see the slightest hint of discomfort or pain in your face. especially jing yuan, he’s rlly rlly sweet n same goes to blade but he shows it in his own way. u know that blade doesn’t mean half of the things he says (he knows ur a slut for their cock tho but that’s besides the point) n sometimes he can get carried away but he would apologize with a simple “sorry.” and ask you if he was too rough on you, both r sweethearts yk

[madridfangirl]

A Weekend in Ibiza - Part 2

(Jude Bellingham blurb)

(Part 1, Part 3, Part 4)

2.6k words. Jude*female reader. Suggestive language.

A/n - When we don't get Jude holiday content, we make shit up

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The cold shower calmed your nerves and cleared your head. The fog lifted from the brain, replaced with fury. 

That fucker, that assholic fucker, really thought he could play you like this? Just waltz into your peaceful space & bend you to his will?

What a sad, little life he lived if that’s the kind of people he was surrounded with. 

Oh, you were gonna show him his place. Real good.

What you did next shocked you. But propriety had gone out of the window the moment he turned this into a battle of wits, dragging you in as an unwilling participant.

Jude was done with Round 2 & was lounging on the deck when he heard his spare phone buzz. He lazily felt around the surface for his waist bag, too blissed out to move. The naked woman lying half on top of him, feeding him grapes was a factor too.

What he saw made him rub his eyes & sit upright. The woman whined at the interruption, which he barely registered.

‘Naa I am busy. Going snorkelling with this one.’ 

Attached was the back image of a man. A big, well built, shirtless, heavily muscular, glossy skinned, wet man. A surfer’s body. 

‘And who is he?’

‘Met him on the beach just now. Said he wanted to show me a few things. Am gonna let him.’

That was a sucker punch to the gut that he didn’t see coming.

‘You are bluffing.’

‘Yeah? Want me to send you a pic after? Don’t think we’ll find a bed but a remote island maybe?’

He called you. Disconnected in the first ring. He called again. Same result.

‘Don’t do this. It’s not safe.’

‘I am a big girl, I can handle myself.’

‘What happened to the no casual sex policy?’

‘A girl can change her mind. CERTAINLY for a guy like that.’

‘Rubbish - he looks OLD.’

‘Word you are looking for is experienced. A MAN, not some little boy fresh out of his teens.’

‘Look, I’ll stop if you stop.’

‘Never asked you to stop. Never asked you for ANYTHING. Infact, I explicitly told you to go with the woman throwing herself at you.’

‘HE WONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU.’

‘I’ll find out soon, won’t I? Hope he likes my new swimsuit.’

Jude resisted the urge to throw his phone in the water. The woman looked at him curiously as he paced around the deck.

Confrontation wasn’t helping his case, so he changed tact.

‘Listen, we got off on a non-ideal note. I can see that. But we can talk this through. I’ll come back right now, yeah? Just give me like 15 mins.’

‘1) The world does not revolve around you 2) Actions have consequences 3) Chris is waiting & I am going to him now. Will be MIA for a few hours. Bye.’

Jude called again. You didn’t pick up. He left one final, desperate message.

‘Please don’t do this. I am sorry. You can get back at me in other ways. Please.’

You smiled victoriously as you looked at his plea. Two please and a sorry in one sentence. Ergo, mission accomplished. Who knew a picture of Chris Hemsworth in your gallery would come in so handy one day. Oh, the benefits of thirsting.

Putting your phone on airplane mode (to let him stew further), you got under the covers, still in your bathrobe, and drifted off to a peaceful afternoon nap.

Complete contradiction to his state.

Jude was struggling to wrap his head around what just happened. And why it was bothering him so much. He stripped to his briefs and jumped in the cool, crystal blue water. To erase the images plaguing his mind. Of you in your swimsuit. Of you and that horny geriatric fucker.

At one point he even looked around the water, trying to look for the snorkelling spots. Then cursed himself for being reduced to that. 

The current was brisk, numbing him enough to think straight. All wasn’t lost. Not yet. He just needed to come up with a better move. A different move. Coz you were different, it had been well established. The rebuttal did bruise his ego, he admitted to himself, but he was still sure he wasn’t wrong in sensing your attraction. It just needed the right nudge to bring you to him.

He emerged from the water, enthused again, and the woman rushed to him, offering to help him de stress & unwind from whatever was bothering him. Jude was never gonna pass up on a quick head in the loo. As he thrusted into her mouth, he found himself wishing it to be you.

If only you had been that easy. But then, the chase won’t be as fun, the anticipation not as deep. Plus he was certain your affections couldn’t be gained from fame, money or expensive gifts. You’d probably throw them in his face if he attempted that. 

He wondered if things would be different if you knew who he was. That there was a different side to him too. An idea struck him then, right at the peak of his orgasm.

You woke up after 3 long blissful hours, stretching your limbs, still burrowed under the covers, and put your phone off airplane mode.

One message from him, from an hour ago.

‘Atleast tell me you are back safely.’

The change in tone did not go unnoticed and you figured this merited a response. 

‘Just got done. Exhausted. Gonna sleep it off now.’

Letting the innuendo hang in the air, you ordered your evening cappuccino & croissant, enjoying them in your private balcony overlooking the waters. And played your favourite music, as you watched the evening sun cast patterns in the sky. Splurging for this room was turning out to be a great decision after all.

Curiosity got the better of you then, and you succumbed to googling him, to know more about this ridiculous/ridiculously handsome creature.

When you looked, you prayed you hadn’t. The guy wasn’t just atrociously hot, but he was many other things. Damn good at his day job (excellence at work was your primary turn-on). Well spoken & articulate (wtf happened to him today then?). Wholesome with his family (your number 2 turn-on). Unbelievably amazing with kids (you could jump from the balcony right now with the number of boxes he was ticking). And just generally affable & affectionate to everyone around.

You scrolled & scrolled through countless reels, & wondered which was the real him. The dickhead he was this morning or this angelic creature loved by all & sundry? Everyone seemed to swear by him. Did you catch him on a bad day then? Or was this a carefully crafted public persona to fool the world?

You kept going back to that one video with kids, which was melting your insides. 

That, and another one with him being abrasive on the pitch, picking up fights. Some would have called it cocky, and it was, but it was also inexplicably hot? Knee-wobbling hot? It was the same cockiness he had this morning but that had put you off. This video, though, was making your head spin. Giving him a power you never wished for him to have over you. And his body, oh god that body, plus the way he carried that attitude. 

You quickly threw the phone away, hoping you weren’t in too deep already. Consciously reminding yourself what an entitled prick he had been and how furious it had made you.

Needing an immediate distraction, you called home & listened to your 4 year old nephew babble for a good 30 mins. And your mom telling you all the news from back home for another 30 mins. 

Dinner was the next distraction. You took your time in picking a delicacy, settled on paella, a glass of wine and put on a comfort movie on Netflix as you enjoyed your dinner in bed. For some reason, you were avoiding going outside.

It was 10 pm, the sun had finally set making it feel like night time. No more messages from him since the last one to check on you. Which was a good thing. Which is what you wanted. Right? 

Yes, of course. Finally you were rid of him. He must be out, doing something, or someone. Far far away from you.

A quick look at his Insta won’t hurt, would it? It would just confirm his whereabouts, so you can finally be at peace, away from him.

One new post. From 2 hours ago. Captioned ‘Making memories’. A bunch of pics from his day - sunbathing at the yacht, lunch with friends, frolicking in the water & sun-set. Carefully avoiding any hint of the women she knew were a part of his entourage. Just the guy friends made it to post, making you roll your eyes loudly.

When you reached the last pic though, you did a double take. For the second time today, the glass nearly dropped from your hands.

The pic had a glass of wine, and a tissue paper next to it. You could tell it was the same tissue they had used to exchange notes - it was in a blurred background, difficult to spot for others but you could make out your handwriting. And his.

Tagged to it was a song - Can’t we start over again.

You questioned your grip on reality as you read the lyrics of the song.

I know I’ve caused you pain.

Took you for granted.

I’ve been such a fool.

Can’t we start over again?

What the holy fuck was this? What in the name of god was he playing at?

Half-mad, half dazed, you quickly dialled his number. It rang & rang for eternity, he picked up on the last ring.

‘Missed me?’

It just hit you that you were hearing his voice for the first time. It was deeper & huskier than you had imagined. But you quickly regained control of the situation.

‘Are you mad? Are you totally completely mad?’

‘Saw the post, huh?’

‘Damn right I did. Seriously, what were you thinking? What if your horde of fans put two & two together? What if people start assembling here to inquire? God, what if people find that waiter? Jude, what did you do?’

You started to hyperventilate, pacing around the room.

‘Ok. Take a deep breath & listen to me, yeah? No one knows we are talking, not even my friends. The waiter I tipped handsomely to forget about what happened. The note is blurred, no one can make out what’s written other than you & me. All others will see is just a glass of wine on a holiday. And a reminiscing song which can be for anyone. Or maybe they’ll think I am drunk. There is zero way to trace it back to you. Heck, even I don’t know your name yet. So relax. I won’t compromise your privacy when you made it clear how important that was to you.’

His soothing voice, coupled with unassailable logic, calmed you instantly. You could almost laugh at how you had overreacted. Almost. You weren’t gonna tell him that.

‘Are you with me?’

‘Umm yeah, guess you are right.’

You could hear music blaring in the background. He must be out partying at some club when you rudely interrupted him. You were about to ask him to go back to what he was doing before he chimed in.

‘So, did you have fun today?’

You rolled your eyes at his roundabout attempt to ask what he really wanted to ask. Well, two can play this game.

‘Oh yeah. Great day, super relaxing, after a long time.’

‘Ended too quickly, no?’

‘Excuse me?’

‘Well, if you were with me, no way we would be done in just 3 hours. No way you would be alone tonight, checking out another man online.’

He had just shown you how you were an amateur in the game he was a pro in. Honestly, you hadn’t even anticipated this line of thought. But clearly he had. In the same way he knew you would check him out online. Damn him, to the moon & back.

‘Told you he looked geriatric. Did he even…?’

‘Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Not another word on this.’

Your breath was laboured by now. What gave you solace was that his was ragged at the other end too. He wasn’t unaffected either. Both were silent for a bit. He broke it eventually. 

‘I meant what I said in the post. Shouldn’t have done what I did. Not to you. Wasn’t really thinking straight.’

‘Not to ANYONE.’

He had the good sense to stay quiet and not point out that it worked with others.

‘Yes. Can we get past it? I feel like I have been rejected enough for one day.’

You couldn’t stop yourself from chuckling, & he caught the shift in your mood.

‘Maybe.’

Now that was a window he didn’t think he was gonna get. And was extremely pleased with himself for getting here.

‘I’ll take that. Now, you know damn well I want you. And I know you are thinking about me too. Don’t start denying it, that wasn’t a question. Why are you fighting this, baby?’

Again he was cutting straight to the chase. This time though, it didn’t annoy you. It made you nervous, as you twisted & turned in your bed.

‘I told you why.’

You said softly, surprised at the tone of your voice.

‘Let me come over there & change your mind.’

‘I..I don’t know, Jude.’

He gripped a nearby pole harshly at the way his name sounded in your voice. 

‘Tell me, do I make you nervous?’

The accent was thicker now, making him even sexier. Making you bury your head in the pillow.

‘The situation makes me nervous.’

‘But me too?’

A pregnant pause. Then, a faint whisper.

‘Yes.’

‘I won’t do anything you aren’t ready for - trust me. Heck, knowing you, you’d probably kick me out naked if I try anything like that.’

You sighed into the pillow, and had no idea what these sounds were doing to him.

‘Aren’t you curious? Haven’t you pictured us together in bed, naked & wrapped around each other? Coz that’s all I have been doing since morning.’

‘Jude….please..’

‘Think of it as an adventure, yeah? A weekend in Ibiza that both of us would remember. We are wasting precious time, baby girl. Please, just please let me come to you right now & show you a good time.’

He had laid all his cards on the table, and waited for your response. Like it was judgement day.

You breathed heavily into the pillow, as you arrived at your decision.

‘Not tonight.’

‘WHAT?’

‘Not tonight.’

You could hear him breathe raggedly at the other end.

‘So, tomorrow then?’

‘I…don’t know, not yet.’

‘You are seriously gonna leave me hanging like this?’

‘I am sure you can find ways to distract & humour yourself in the meantime.’

More heavy breathing from him.

‘Are you a professional torturer of some kind? If not, you are in the wrong line.’

‘Thanks for the suggestion, I will think about it. Now, go back to your party.’

‘HANG ON. Are you for real?’

‘Very much. Now, be a good boy & let me think, yes? Bye, Jude.’

You blew a kiss into the phone & disconnected it, leaving him squirming & stunned at the other end.

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Hoping and praying this delivered the tension & takedown you all so vociferously wanted :))

There will be a Part 3 and I swear it will have smut 😂

Feel free to drop in your asks / suggestions for the next chapter - I moulded this chapter on the overwhelming sentiment in the asks :)

[kacievvbbbb]

i do love how one of the main themes of spy family is motherhood, and the emphasis that there’s no wrong way as long as you show love. i also love how it treats its more “feminine” characters like becky, it doesn’t feel to me like the series is laughing at her for being girly, the humour is from the juxtaposition of her and anya, or because she takes it way too far (her thirsting for loid)

it’s a low bar, but spy family is good at having women who feel like people lol

Yes! I completely agree with this! I like how the series expands on what it means to be feminine even within the tight constraints of the society they live in. Most of the female characters are infact just people. even the less "hyper-feminine" ones like Martha and Yor and even Anya still have very feminine hobbies and such they just arent constrained to them. And I agree about Becky it feels like the joke is less haha she's a girly girl and that's lame and more she 6 but she's trying to pretend she's this high society woman and that's adorable not because of the things she cares about like romance and fashion are intrinsically ridiculous but because she speaks with so much authority on them and is trying to educate a gremlin and she's six. Anya doesn't necessarily like the same things as Becky but that's never stopped them from having fun. A big part of Becky is that she always stands up for herself, her beliefs, and Anya. She is literally a day 1 you can't speak badly about Anya in her presence. I love her I love their friendship it's great. But yeah the strength of mothers does seem to be a recurring theme in the manga and I like that. It's in Loid's memories of his mother, Yor trying to be a good one and, Melinda Desmond trying to overcome her own fears for the sake of her children, the handler and her yet-to-be-revealed past. Spy x Family focuses a lot on the connections we form with people and just how those connections give us strength and its really beautiful and fitting that the threat always on the horizon is war because nothing else tears apart family and connections like war and how every character in their own way is fighting for the right for people (not just the ones they love) to make those connections freely even if it means they are excluded. It's a really good story.

[lordnightwatcher]

Swap!AU - Slashers as camp counselors

(Au inspired by my ask of @slashfic-daydreams - decided to write about how the slashers would be as the final victims)

Dni if you have minors dni in your bio - the writer is a minor

Warnings : violence mentioned, stalking, very obvious issues with each swap!slasher

Ghost :

The party animal himself, in the swap au many of his personality traits remain the same as does a bit of his backstory just without the darkness taking over

Now he would have definitely encouraged the reading of the book or possibly even read it himself (still unsure about the decision on that) causing things to go into mayhem just as he likes

He doesn't take any part of it seriously, like come on? Really? A slasher going after them? He's going to assume it's a weird freak in a clown costume until his head almost gets served up in a silver platter

Now that's when he starts taking things seriously sort of

But when he sees that all of his escape options are out of reach he learns to suck it up and deal with it, I mean slasher!MC won't kill him until full moon! Which is in a week, yeah he's cooked

Would 100% still be very flirty and cocky with slasher!MC thinking that if he charmed them enough, they wouldn't kill him but it doesn't really work that does it?

As of later chapters (like right now) when he gets given the option of 'does he still trust MC?' It would be 50/50 he thinks they're fun! Loveable but they wanna kill him, so that's not fun at all

He wouldn't go by Ghost, he'd use his original name 'Joey' but Ghost is a fun nickname

Jay :

Jay is the one that freaks out the most, to being the most vulnerable in the original story he's still as vulnerable in the swap au, maybe even worse

He does still have his instincts on wanting to deal with rude people a different way but he remembers that wasn't how he was raised

Talking about how he was raised, he wasn't kidnapped, he has his own nice little family which makes him a very gentle camp counselor - one that really wouldn't call harm

He hates the stalking, the weird calls, everything that Slasher!MC does to terrify him and the rest of the guys, he wants it to stop but knows it all instinct, it's what the darkness tells slasher!MC to do

Sorry to say but he would the most stereotypical trope, the person that things 'I can change them with love!'

He believes that if he showed enough love, care and admiration that it would all stop, it wouldn't infact and it would get much worse to his dismay but props to him for atleast trying it out?

Now in the newest chapter when he's given the choice of 'Do you still trust MC?' his answer will be yes, he hopes that they don't want the violence, key word : HOPES

Leather :

The most protective which hey! It matches with how he originally is in the story!

He'd absolutely despise slasher!MC and their stupid attempts to try and kill them, torture them, make them regret ever showing up at the camp - he also hates how Riley and Ghost have read that stupid book which led them into this unfortunate predicament

Now he'd soften up slightly when he hears that really Slasher!MC didn't have a choice (depending on what story you'll give them) that they just were winded up in a place they didn't want to be in and how it affected them mentally aswell as others around, he understands that and may make an effort to help them

If it was more of a family related issue, he'd understand, his family isn't the best and actually suck to be around which is why he even accepted coming here in the first place, it was just to get away

However they're still a slasher, this isn't a Disney book with a happy ending, they will always remain a slasher in his mind especially if they have not shown to try and fight off the darkness within them (which is harder to do then be said)

When asked if he would still trust slasher!MC his answer would be no, they're still a killer that thirsts for blood so why should he? Especially with the way you attempted to attack him multiple times before

Mike :

Oh boy here we go, you know how everybody is always wanting a realistic final survivor that would align with what the viewer deems as smart? He's the guy

By far the most realistic and smartest survivor, he knows exactly what to do (odly) against Slasher!MC but unlike the other guys throughout it all, shows no sympathy not even a pinch of it

However wanting to pinch in a bit more of his original motives, he'd still say 'mine' in a way, just like the original he wants to kill slasher!MC so he'd say it in a way that means, 'Mine to kill, to make sure nobody else gets harmed'

He's a lot more quiet, barely speaks and doesn't even try to make conversation with slasher!MC, he's pissed at Ghost for joining in with Riley, hates how Leather is acting 50/50, despises Jay for going the pacifist route but oh hell! Seems like the only people agreeing with him are Damien, Nico and Jaxon, but they're both still acting dumb!

Whenever someone gets injured by slasher!MC, he'd tell them straight up, "I told you so" cause he did, there's no spinning this one

When he's asked whether he trusts MC or not, it'd be a definite 'No' he doesn't, he never will because once a slasher, always a slasher

Finished . . .

I have decided to start working on this Au and post little fanfictions then and there (however posts will be slow due to exams) so if you do have any questions about this Au feel free to ask!

If you'd like to use these banners - ask and give credits, thank you!

[weirdlookingsnakewithlegs]

its Me im Back. The one that asked abt sun making seekers sleepy. Can i coin myself as ☀️ anon i Will be here alot I Think.

Anyway i also remember seeing where you had this thing abt knockout being a past seeker before reprogramming....do not know if we are thinking of the same knockout (tfp etc) but May we get some Backstory Lore. Pretty Please.

If we are infact thinking of the same knockout i like to think in my head he goes street racing not only for funsies but because it fulfills something in him yet he doesnt know what (seeker go fly fast). and also his wheels being where his wings used to be perhaps...... - ☀️

You’re always welcome back!

And I like to think of TFP Knockout(he’s dreamy) when it comes to things <3

Now when it comes to lore, that’s a story! It starts a few vorns before the war, a training practice for the course of field medics due to the upcoming war. Knockout was with his trine, Redwing and Wheezingarrow, along with a few other medics from the Iacon and Praxis academies.

As field medics their practice extended to well, the field, and it was similar in how people would practice in the field as well. Their outpost was set out in the Cybertronian wilderness, a few ‘stragglers’ in caves, trenches, and some in open fields of ‘live fire’. Ultimately it was Knockout who encouraged the idea, he expressed that should the war happen seekers would only have two medics and he wanted to help in any way he possibly could.

Ultimately Cybertronian ground isn’t as stable as one would think and the active movement and unease from equipment caused a cliffface to collapse and in turn a landslide.

Now you’re probably thinking, “Why didn’t KO fly away? Surely Redwing and Wheezingarrow are fine.” All three of them were reasonably wounded, too focused on trying to help a mech who was quite stuck in one of the trenches. You can take a guess as to who that mech was.

Redwing’s left wing and leg were mangled but not entirely irreparable. Wheezingarrow’s back strut was bent out of place and he suffered minor wing damage, after the accident he needed an equivalent to physical therapy to get his wings back in working order. Knockout had taken the full brunt however, frame mostly mangled beyond repair and unlike Wheezingarrow and Redwing, missing a wing that could not be found in the wreckage. Our mystery mech survived with a few bad dents and a busted servo.

With how badly his frame was damaged they had no choice but give him a different frame. Natural seeker frames themselves are too fragile to cold forge and if you want a transplant you need one from a dead mech. Unfortunately most seekers that die are either eaten by predators or two rusted to be useable, they could also just not fit at all, so Knockout was unfortunately shit out of luck. He would end up being in the medbay for nearly half a vorn but our little mystery mech would visit him a lot, along with Redwing and Wheezingarrow of course.

Redwing is the reason Knockout got reprogrammed, while he didn’t do it himself, he and Wheezingarrow stood watch like gargoyles and despite the fact they lost Knockout as a trinemate the day he was reprogrammed they still loved him as one.

Now sky thirst definitely began settling in during this, it’s why Redwing was so insistent they reprogram him ASAP because at least with one he had a small chance of surviving. It caused some of the behaviors he’s now faced with, slight mania and the extreme worry over his frame/paintjob. He lost something but his processor refuses to tell him what so he’s constantly fussing over himself. He can’t remember the weight of his wings but he knows the wheels don’t feel entirely right. And yes he loves racing, something about the speed, something around the turns, something about it makes him feel like he owns the world. Like he was meant to own it.

[wichwitchisit-blog]

I will forever stand by how DreadWing should have been the one to get the late redemption.

First of all he is the only one in transformers prime whose death didn’t benefit the narrative in some way. CliffJumpers death served as a catalyst for most of the shows events happening, for the Autobots meeting the human cast, for the Autobots learning of what dark energon is, and for Arcee’s character development. SkyQuake died not only for the Shadow Zone being found but also for DreadWing being in the show at all. It was his death that caused his spark twin to fly halfway across the galaxy to confirm that his twin did infact die. Breakdowns death lead to Synthetic Energon being completed through many hoops including the episode Thirst which wouldn’t have happened if BreakDown didn’t die.

DreadWings death never served the narrative. He was never even mentioned after he died. The last major impact DreadWing made for the narrative was something he did before he died and that was give The Forge to Optimus. There is no narrative reason he should have died. If he lived no major plot point wouldn’t have changed.

I will say however that it was in his character to try and kill StarScream as revenge. No amount of talking to could have changed his mind on not doing that.

However I’m going to counter and say that his plans could have been delayed. Optimus couldn’t have convinced DreadWing to join him but what if Optimus convinced DreadWing to just stop and think for a minute so he can plan this out, not do anything brash or anything he’ll regret. To carry out this assassination logically and after everyone is done trying to revive Cybertron.

Have him be like Predaking in Predacon rising where he does not side with AutoBot or Decepticon for their crimes against his kind but he is really pissed off at the Decepticons so for now he works with the AutoBots.

Maybe he saw the Decepticons attacking the base and decided to go shoot at them like WheelJack did. Maybe they got captured together. Maybe WheelJack put aside their differences and helped DreadWing escape because the Autobots need all the help they can get after their base got nuked. Maybe DreadWing goes on his own from there but comes back to take down the Decepticons at the end. Maybe he joins the Predacons because they too have been wronged by Decepticons. Maybe this maybe that. I just want him to live that’s all. It’s not really a redemption but always he’s not dead. Maybe they could work on his morality.

Maybe he takes that break and realizes that he shouldnt do revenge because that won’t even make him feel better about SkyQuake. Maybe then he truely integrated into the Autobots.

Anyways DreadWing deserved to live

[xx-emowarz-xx]

Alright I guess it's time for a real pinned post.

Hello, my pronouns are He/Him. I'm a true scene king in that I like Crunkcore and bright colors but also in that my music and aesthetic preferences are sort of a grab bag of goth punk emo and occasionally raver and hip hop shit. I do have raccoon bangs irl thanks for asking.

***disclaimer about the PFP: Ronnie Radke is a very bad man but he's immensely funny (not for the reasons he thinks he is)***

This blog was originally created to run a poll bracket for emo music. I ran 2 (each with 64 songs, first won by I'm not okay by MCR, second won by my Immortal by Evanescence)and then quit my job because My Chem beat Evanescence twice, now I just blog about mostly emo but also goth and punk stuff. We may run a third bracket but honestly the statistics on the second bracket weren't very good so idk if I will. I don't think anything will ever be as good as RPF week so why bother (RPF week was the week I ran the following polls: Good Charlotte v Paramore v BVB ; The Used V FOB ; and SWS V PTV. I reblogged a lot of Kellic and Summer of Like posts and started a vicious rumor about Hayley/Meg Thee Stallion Yuri because I'm a feminist.)

Anyway if you want the third bracket you can put songs in the ask box and if we get to 64 I'll run it. I think we're at 17 rn. MCR and Evanescence are both banned from competing because they won and each band only gets one song per bracket unless I make an exception, but the popular bands mostly already got their two song so I might not. If you don't send me new songs by different artists that's cool I just won't run it and I'll keep posting insane shit

Warnings about this blog:

This is an anti-racist pro-hip-hop blog. 🔫you will listen to Rico Nasty.

I do occasionally get very horny about Black Veil Brides specifically and emo guys who paint like whores more generally. If you don't want to be jump scared by a picture of Andy Beirsack with insane thirst in the tags turn back now.

I'm a sex work and drag type of transsexual and I'm mean about it. I'm a transfag a communist and a punk in that order.

DIY or die. Punk fashion is cheap and easy The End.

This one's important: I listen to and love all types of emo music, (every thing from metalcore to midwest emo to Crunkcore to that old-school weezer type shit). I am NOT a my chemical romance fan (or a P!atD fan). I do not judge MCR fans and occasionally reblog their posts if they are funny, but please keep in mind that you are not talking to someone who defines emo as MCR/FOB/P!atD. I'm infact occasionally hostile to that definition. Emo is punk's very sad son and she inherited his take no shit attitude and his diy fashion. Its not just wearing black and listening to My chem.

Twentyone Pilots will never appear on this blog because they are not emo.

I don't write or read RPF but I believe in their beliefs.

I have a tag called #andy Beirsack gay s/m Dom. This is because I noticed my eye candy wearing hanky code and I realized he doesn't know what hanky code means. If you made a post about hanky code and I tagged it with a rock star you don't like, sorry I just like having the hankies all in one place. If you're a BVB fan and I just called your guy gay, I don't actually think he's gay I'm making fun of him for being clueless and straight. I can show you my fag card if you want.

Ask me about Travis Barker's cloning facility.

[under0-0s]

stop you don't look aged. infact do you know how many people like you that way actually? (ever read a fanfiction about yourself boyy??) let's leave "looking aged" to cap and bully him and yep i know you don't mind simping cuz you like attention you don't even hide it

Sighs.

"If by that way, you mean 'Step-on-me-Stark', I do know. I don't know how else people like me if not for thirsting over. (I know them but I never read them.)"

"True, let him have it. And yeah, got me there. I revel, thanks for asking."

[judethswrld]

that person on lsa that was going off was absolutely correct about those people on there living through ashlyn😭im sorry but it’s true! most of the women on that thread are infact older than ashlyn and have been thirsting after jude since he was younger u can literally see it on the first page them saying he was to young for them, that is probably the reason why they overanalyze what she wears or talks about she and judes sex life they sickly want to be her. now they projecting onto jobe.

i didn’t see what they were saying on lsa but if that person said that, then they’re 100% right 😭 i mean that website is filled with grown ass women lusting over a 21 year old footballer lmao, a bit ironic how they come at ashlyn for dating someone younger when they act the same way on that website

they’re a weird bunch and they need to leave jobe alone 😭 or maybe stop being on that website bc there’s better things to do

[babybup]

My Logan and Wade AU-Fanfic-Save Wade Wilson

Chapter 3: Saving You, Saving Me

*a flashback to 5 years ago, back on 2033 Logan's timeline*

+ Late Summer, 2028 +

*Logan walks down a long hallway, looking for Wade, he enters Charles' office*

Charles: afternoon Logan

Logan: hey Charles...have you seen Wade?

Charles: I have

Logan: where is he?

Charles: *smiles* you sure seem to love spending time with him

Logan: *smirks* he and I getting pretty close

Charles: he's in the training room, infact he's been there all morning

Logan: really? is he okay?

Charles: ever since his mother's accident or so it appears to be an accident, Wade's not taking any precautions

Logan: ...he's scared of her isn't he? cassandra?

Charles: you and I both know what it's like to have a sibling that's hell bent on destroying other's lives...he's terrified...he feels that something horrible is coming

Logan: are you telling me that Wade has foresight now?

Charles: possibly...or maybe he's just scared

Logan: I need to see him

Charles: Logan...you love him don't you?

Logan: *nervous* sure...sure I care about him

Charles: you should tell him how you feel about him Logan...trust me when I say that he feels the same

*Wade's getting all his frustrations out in the training room, Body Talk by Ratt is blasting on the stereo at full blast, Logan knocks on the door, Wade looks all hot and sweaty(lol), he turns it down and then stops the music, he presses the buzzer on the door, the door opens, Logan comes in, he and Wade stare at each other, Logan sees how hot he looks, Wade walks up to Logan, they're both staring at each other with hungry eyes(lol), Wade gets closer to Logan*

Wade: hey Logan...

Logan: hey Wade...

Wade: what brings you here?

Logan: I uh...

Wade: it's really hot in here isn't it?

Logan: oh yeah *giggles nervously*

Wade: *giggles* I had fun last night...we should hang out more often at your place...

Logan: yeah we should

Wade: I don't wanna do this anymore

Logan: you don't wanna do what anymore?

Wade: play these flirtatious games with you...

Logan: I'm not playing games with you Wade...

Wade: ...you're not? then why are you looking at me like that?...it frustrates me...

Logan: ...I look at you like that because I want you...oh God I said it out loud didn't I?...shit, now my cover's blown

Wade: ...Logan...*grabs Logan's hand* do you love me?

Logan: ...yes...

Wade: ...I love you too...

Logan: you mean that?

Wade: I do...

Logan: is this really happening?

Wade: I hope so...

Logan: *squeezes Wade's hand* you have no idea how badly I've wanted to tell you...

Wade: I love the way you look at me Logan...

Logan: I love the way you look at me too Wade...

Wade: *giggles* I'm glad it's not just me...I'd feel so embarrassed, Thank God you didn't friend zone me

Logan: you're too hot to be put in the friend zone *giggles*

Wade: did you come here to thirst over me Logie? *giggles*

Logan: I came here because I love you and because I've been too afraid to tell you just how much I want you

Wade: I've been in here since 9 am Logie...

Logan: why 4 hours baby?

Wade: *sighs deeply* because I'm afraid...I'm afraid of that evil bitch...*sniffles* I'm scared of what she's done and what she can do...I hate thinking about the future

*Logan holds Wade in his arms, he touches his face*

Logan: you know that I'm here for you right baby? you don't have to be afraid of anything...

Wade: easier said than done handsome, you have adamantium claws *giggles*

*Logan touches Wade's lips, kisses him slowly, Wade trembles, he kisses Logan back, a long deep and passionate kiss, Logan lies Wade down on the matt, they kiss again, the kissing gets heavier*

Logan: *breathless* Baby...

Wade: *squeezes one of Logan's hands in his* Logan...

Logan: Wade...

Wade: when I'm with you it's like I stop being afraid

Logan: I feel the same

Wade: I love you Logan

Logan: I love you Wade

*time passes, heavy kissing, Wade removes Logan's white tank top, he runs his hands all over his chest, Logan can't keep his hands to himself either, they're kissing like crazy, tongue involved(lol), they're hugging and smothering each other with kisses, rolling on the matt on the floor, giggling, time passes, Logan's on top of Wade, they're both completely naked(of course lol), both lost in each other's eyes, Logan kisses Wade deeply, Wade kisses back, his hands squeezing onto Logan's back, Logan starts thrusting slowly, Wade moans, Logan's breathing becomes louder and more intense, he moans, time passes, they're both shaking and moaning, Wade whimpers loudly, Logan's losing himself inside of Wade, breathing on his cheek, Wade moans, Logan collapses out of pure ecstasy into Wade's arms, they're both trying to catch their breath, Wade hugs Logan deeply and kisses his hair and his forehead, Logan moans softly, he looks into Wade's eyes, Wade's stares back, time passes, they're still in each other's arms, cuddling and kissing, Wade runs his fingers through Logan's hair*

Wade: I never felt this way about anyone before Logan...it's different with you...

Logan: I never felt this way before either

Wade: *sniffles* I'm so used to being afraid of the future, what's next to come...but when I'm with you, even if it's just for 5 minutes, it feels like time has stopped for both of us...and it's just you and me...and nothing else matters

Logan: *smiles, sniffles* I know what you mean Wade Wilson

Wade: stay with me baby, stay with me forever

Logan: *hugs and smothers Wade with kisses* I'll never leave you

*flashback ends, Logan's back in 1989, he's sitting on the couch with Wade in his arms, Wade's arm is healing up, Logan touches Wade's face, they're both staring into each other's eyes, Wade smiles, giggles lightly, he looks sleepy*

Wade: hey Mad Max

Logan: hey Wade Wilson

Wade: what are you thinking about?

Logan: 2028...

Wade: was that a good year or something? *smiles*

Logan: it's the year we fell in love, back on my timeline

Wade: that sounds like a really good year *giggles*

Logan: *kisses Wade's forehead* it was

Wade: Logan...I don't care what the future holds, good or bad, I only care about you and me...that's all that matters to me...it feels almost like time stops...when we're together

Logan: *sniffles* yeah it does doesn't it Bub?

Wade: Logan?

Logan: yes my love?

Wade: I love you

Logan: I love too bub

Wade: *giggles* you're adorable

Logan: *smirks, sniffles* look who's talking bub

Wade: I may feel sleepy right now but I wanna kiss...can we kiss?

Logan: you don't even need to ask baby

*Logan kisses Wade slowly, Wade kisses back, a slow and long tender kiss, time passes, they're both sleeping on the couch together, Logan's now lying down on the couch with Wade in his arms, his arm is healed, Wade wakes up and watches Logan sleep, he touches his face*

Wade: I love you Logan

*Logan grunts quietly in his sleep, Wade kisses him softly, slowly*

Wade: I'll see you in the morning my sweet prince

*time passes, they're both sleeping in each other's arms again*

+ to be continued in chapter 4 +

[avatar-legends-confessionblog]

Because they infantilize him, they call him their precious baby that can do no wrong etc. just like real boymoms talk about their sons. Then they turn around and talk about how “sexy” he is as an older teen (although I think a lot of this is a cope because of Zuko’s physical attractiveness). It’s definitely giving ick the way Aang stans go between talking about him as a literal prepubescent child to sexy mature man, they act like he’s both/neither/etc. depending on the context. Weird.

I'd just like to point out none of these aang stans are infact biologically related to Aang and he is infact a 2d drawing so no it's not weird. People call Zuko a precious bean all the time yet y'all aren't calling the thirsting after him weird.

12 year old aang is cute and precious 16 year old aang is hot these two things can and often do coexisit.

like you realize the problem with boymoms is that they are in fact related to those boys you realize that right like those boys literally came out of them. last I checked nobody in this fandom gave birth to aang.

X

[destinyc1020]

Re Kylie.... I'm not against plastic surgery at all,infact if it will help with confidence or mental health(anxiety,imperfection), then sure,do it. But she started selling cosmetics and alluding to that being the cause for her beauty, lol. Truth is anyone who watched early Kardashians knows full well every sister has had alterations even Kendall. So her being teased and ridiculed is something that I'm split on.... I get her talking about going on a journey to dissolve her filler, in all fairness the journey of a millionaire is different to my type of journey😂 but plastic surgery is a massive step especially if you want to reverse it. Plus she is teased and is ridiculed and is bullied and as much as I hate that family has a whole it's not nice seeing someone cry when being body shamed. Saying that she's posted a couple of thirst traps recently so she's on the mend😂😂😂😂😂

Thanks Anon

[smileyface234]

No no no no no

I absolutely cannot leave this alone I gotta analyze this. It's 1:30 in the morning and I have work tomorrow but none of that matters I need to do this

So suggesting the concept of the fangs being the reproductive organ of a vampire has several implications that I think need to be laid out.

First: if a vampire's fangs or it's reproductive organs do vampires have genitalia. My initial instinct is: um yeah ofc. They're humanoid they definitely do. I agree with myself but there's a caveat that I'd like to get to later. For now let's just assume that yes vampires do have regular human genitalia.

Second: are vampires sexual hermaphrodites, or do they reproduce asexually? Personally I think it's the second. When a vampire bites you it's not having "intercourse" with another vampire. Infact it's pretty unclear what happens if a vampire bites a vampire but I'm pretty sure we all can agree it doesn't make another vampire. Vampires being sexual hermaphrodites would look more like a vampire of any gender could bite another vampire of any gender and it would create a baby vampire, or a vampire could bite itself and create another vampire. This train of logic leaves us with the so conclusion of vampires reproduce asexually. This has very interesting implications for vampire gender because asexual organisms technically are all female. This also creates a paradox because asexual animals by nature don't have reproductive organs because of being asexual. But reproducing asexually is the only thing that makes sense here.

Third: now that we've established that vampires are most likely reproducing asexually through their bites this opens up so many questions. Asexual reproduction doesn't require gametes or fertilization due to the nature of it being well, asexual. So what's being transferred in the bite that turns someone into a vampire? Are we even still talking about a reproductive organ? Why am I spending my time doing this? Well I have a theory. Remember when I said vampires were probably asexual rather than sexual hermaphrodites, well I take it back. I have the answer and it's gonna blow your mind.

Vampires are genderless, at least the vampire part of them is. Sexual hermaphrodites by definition don't really have a clear-cut gender, they're both. When a vampire bites a human (or any other non-vampire creature depending on what lore you'd like to use) it injects both of the gametes for a vampire zygote to form into the bloodstream. Similar to how sperm and egg come together and fertilize into a zygote, the vampire gametes do the same in the blood. Here's the catch. Vampire blood is toxic to vampire zygots. Vampires are parasites and need a host to properly reproduce. Without another non-vampire creatures blood to use as an non-toxic environment for gamete fertilization all vampire zygotes die immediately. This is why when a vampire bites another vampire or when a vampire bites itself no new vampire is created. The zygote simply died before it was able to grow into one. The interesting thing is what happens to the host body when the vampire zygote starts to grow and mature. It uses the nutrients in the host's blood for itself, specifically the iron. This creates the pale look in the host that we all know and love. The vampire zygote, now closer to a fetus (they're calling it that suggests similarities to a standard animal fetus, which there are very few) starts to exert more control on the host. The fetus eventually settles somewhere in the body with enough space for it to grow to mature size (I am in fact not very good at human biology so I don't know where this would be but I'm sure there's room somewhere). It then begins to release a concoction of various hormones proteins and other fun biology chemicals causing the majority of the physiological and psychological changes to the host, such as fang growth, melatonin deficiency, and a thirst for blood. Want to know my favorite part of this, that thirst for blood is the equivalent of a sex drive. I think I want to pause for a moment and acknowledge the glory of how I have scientifically proven that vampires urge to bite people is in fact their sex drive. I'm not going to go into how the whole turning into a bat or repulsion of holy water or all that other vampire lore works, especially because that either applies or doesn't apply depending on what you want so I don't really care to bother to think through how that all works.

Some other random facts I guess I can throw in here.

- the host retains basically all of the memories that has and even the personality and all that, really the only thing changed is the physiological changes of now being a vampire and a very new sex drive.

- with this interpretation of things a vampire is actually a parasitic relationship between two organisms, the host (most likely a human) and whatever we want to call the creature that does all this. You might say it's called a vampire duh, but no that's wrong. A vampire is both the host and the parasite, together. That's a vampire. You need both to make one. I don't know what to call this parasite and I don't really care to name it or anything cuz I'm lazy but I just felt like I needed to make it clear that the parasite is not a vampire

- it's pretty ambiguous what would happen if two vampire hosts that were sexually viable shows to try and reproduce the way that their species normally would. My personal opinion is the hosts become infertile due to all of the crazy hormonal changes going on caused by the parasite. For fun I'll give you my opinion if we assume we productive systems do remain operable. I'd say the baby comes out not a vampire because vampire zygotes cannot survive in vampire blood which the baby would have because it shared blood with the mother. This has incredibly odd implications for the baby in question though. What would having vampire blood even do to a developing child. The possibilities range from killing it to creating sort of a half vampire which also has many questions on how that would work. One thing about a half vampire that is for sure though is that vampire bites would be ineffective on them as they have vampire blood. (Honestly kind of digging the idea of half vampires l, even if it is t the most likely to be entirely scientifically probable)

- interesting questions arise when you ask the question where this parasite came from. Unfortunately these are questions for a different time.

Well I am satisfied with my contribution, it is now 2:22 in the morning, I have spent almost an hour on this and I feel accomplished. Tl:dr I proved the above post correct by showing how Tumblr is in fact uniquely equipped to have this conversation because I did it.

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

[noturbutchboy]

Hello there doggy

I've heard you wanted some more attention hmmm? But you see I don't think you've really shown how bad you want it.

So, be a pathetic little puppy and beg

Beg for all to see, beg for the pathetic ways in which you want to be used and maybe, if you begging amuses me enough you might just be indulged, puppy

Helloo hehe you’re hearing right I do want more attention mistress/master infact I was about to make a post about it you read my mind..and ofc you’re right mistress/master I should’ve been able to show my desperation better I m so needy for attention I’ve contemplated posting thirst traps but I m pretty shy so that’s been a no go but god I’ve taken so many of them I m just dying to be seen so please mistress/master can you use me please use me whichever way you prefer I do not have a preference I would just like to be a good puppy for you.

[inlovewithlove1042]

Why do I feel like this? Infact, why can't I feel? I am numb and I am overwhelmed simultaneously. Can I take a break? Is it possible? Or must I endure until enduring meets enduring and I am required to endure some more until the very end. Yes I have 100% survival rate thus far even when the stakes were high. That does not mean I am not tired. It does not mean I am over it yet. It does not mean I have fully grasped the concept on my own saving. I am not over it. Chapter 7 has begun and I am still processing chapter 3. I want to be okay with how quickly life is moving.

I feel a little silly. When life is moving nowhere, I complain I am stuck. When life moves quickly, I complain it is moving too fast. When are humans ever truly satisfied with anything? Summer is too hot and winters are too cold and every odd day is just too average for our liking, isn't it?

Let me be happy in whatever circumstance. None will be perfect to us even when it is perfectly the correct time and place and season we need to be in according to God's perfect plan and purpose for us. Yes we may never fully grasp his reasonings, but let me atleast try. For my own sake too.

I was asked today "what relationship bond is keeping you alive?" And I responded with "Jesus"... And there's no two ways about it. Everything fades, people let you down or die before you and your existence is not for them. It's for God. Let it be enough. Because it is enough. You just gotta force your brain to come to terms with that reality. He is enough for you. No one is gonna satisfy that hunger. That thirst. That yearn. No one is gonna die for you with selflessness like he did. Everyone thinks about themselves but he came specifically to redeem us and pay a price we couldn't pay with all the corruptible wealth upon the earth.

I wanna live gratefully, not spitefully. With reason, not just for the sake of it.

[theyrekirby]

Okay because everyone who reads this seems to be stupid lets do some clarification, on AI and data centers. Is AI using more power and water than anything else in the world and singlehandedly ruining the world and the environment? No. Is it using more power than some small countries and within the next 20 years going to account for double digit percentage of the energy and water by the entire world? Yes! AI uses way more power than normal Internet usage infact this article tells us this a single chatGPT question takes 30mL of water the fact that a lot of other things listed are measured in how much is used in 30 minutes/or an hour should be rather telling. Many applications of chatGPT that are not just using it's online prompt but using its various API make more than 1 request a minute (meaning in an hour 1800mL) this comparison now does not seem as favourable especially with everything using AI. If a Google search previously used 0.3 watt-hours it now uses 3 watt-hours, this is a lot when we start adding it up. It is true without doubt that AI uses more energy and more power than similar things in the internet without AI, this is a good reason to be critical of adding it to things we are adding energy cost to things that already cost nonzero energy.

https://www.npr.org/2024/07/10/nx-s1-5028558/artificial-intelligences-thirst-for-electricity

Google itself reports that it's emissions have increased by 50% largely due to its increased usage of AI, spending more energy for not much actual benefit is bad, particularly if we think about how we just passed the 1.5 degree milestone for heating which is really fucking bad! We should be decreasing our energy by any amount, not increasing it for no fucking benefit!

AI currently accounts for 1-2% of the worlds energy and water usage and Goldman sacks predicts this increasing by 2030 to 3-4% this is bad! https://www.goldmansachs.com/insights/articles/AI-poised-to-drive-160-increase-in-power-demand

If you don't wanna believe me because I'm a Tumblr user who doesn't even study this what do I know, surely the substance person knows more. Well don't worry some people way smarter than me at Yale want to tell you this too.

Is animal agriculture, (and agriculture in general) using a lot of water yeah no one is disagreeing with this, but to use it as an argument that AI is fine is just the classic comic strip by Matt Bors of you critique society yet you live in it curious. It is irrelevant to the current discussion. This is a different post, discussing the issues of Animal agriculture, caring and talking about AI issues isn't taking away space or taking away the conversation about animal agriculture. Climate change is caused by a wide spectrum of issues and discussion of one of the issues doesn't make the others less important. Will use of AI singlehandedly bring forth the destruction of the world and set earth on fire? No, ofc it won't. It sure as hell not help the fact we are already doing that by increasing our already strained power though. But I would like to add the moves by Microsoft and Google to use Nuclear power are actually really good! It will lessen emissions that would be caused by their increasing AI usage tremendously, should they just not use stupid power... Yeah ofc, but that is not going to happen, this is America money is greater than any number of lives, than any number of floods and fires, than any increase in temperature. Nuclear power is good, our energy usage isn't going to suddenly come down nor are we going to invent a magic device to fix everything.

I think almost all of the environmental case against AI is factually incorrect fear mongering, or "misinformation"