#and i cant eat bread

[m0mento]

venice

[the-tiniest-demigod]

Could you imagine the amount of stimulation that would come with kinito coming out of the computer for the first time. do you think he could handle it

one second he's not feeling anything then next it's EVERYTHING. he can hear everything, sounds the computer microphone couldnt pick up before. he can see everything, pixels smaller than he could ever imagine. he can feel everything, the light breeze. the sun. the humidity. every breath going in and out of his gills. the sweat on his face and the tears welling in his eyes. The complete panic and fear as he goes into fight or flight do you understand

someone get this thang some noise canceling headphones

[trickclouds]

Guys...

Birb eating bread the size of its head

[bonefall]

Have you ever heard of Pixel Cats End? If you're into petsite games you might want to check it out, especially since it's just celebrating the end of beta.

I played it! It's ok!

Honestly it's a bit too "soft" for me in terms of its site tone. Accumulating a lot of cats is too easy, and in spite of having some great mechanics related to feeding your village, building infrastructure, and a fantastic relationship system, it feels like there's no consequences to anything. No one gets sick, friendships don't fall apart, there's no way to lose cats without intentionally getting rid of them, etc.

Plus, its breeding system isn't super compelling to me, because it mostly used realistic genetics. It's not like FR or later Lioden where there's a ton of crazy markings, bases, colors, and breeds. When I played PCE, it was pretty standard cats with very normal colors and markings.

Which is a shame because I LOVED how it decoupled the breeding from standard Male/Female pairings. I'd never seen that done before.

THAT SAID I'm absolutely positive that this is all a Me-Thing. I'm sure these same reasons it didn't really land with me is the same reasons why people love it so much. Most people aren't Me who likes Lioden explicitly because the lions die lmao.

[meowonaise]

apparently today is teto day, so heres a small cover!!

[maskofnova]

PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SONURGE SHIP

Okay!! (So i am gonna bring up my Whispurge headcanon a tiny bit too just because they do go hand in hand for me, sorry lol. Just dont read past the dash if you dont care about it.)

The sonurge dynamic for me is kind of near entirely one sided as far as like actual romantic interest. Like for sonic its a case of wanting to challenge and tease her to keep her mind off things and rile her up in a friendly way. Maybe a little flirty but for him its nothing serious. He enjoys their banter and their rivalry is a fun one.

But for surge i think its a complete case of crossed wires. The internal battle with her programming that puts him in a place of fixation in her mind by default but now is fluctuating rapidly between “i hate him so fucking much” and “i think he’s clearly amazing and i think i like him”. But either way its a struggle with the thought that the only reason he’s on her mind this aggressively might just be because its what she was made to think about.

I don’t think sonic would know about this internal conflict for a hot minute since i think she wouldn’t explain until it peaked the boiling point but the second he figures out how deep this goes he wouldnt keep this going. Hes not an asshole like that so ultimately this is my Toxic Doomed Ship where they have to eventually keep distance anyway by the end.

Even still when its good i think its really good, its just never going to last without Surge having some kind of breakdown.

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Comparatively i think my whispurge headcanons also play on this rivalry dynamic between whisper and surge (definitely a more aggressive hands on one than the one with sonic. Fisticuffs followed periodically by adrenaline induced smoochin) but with those two its definitively, unquestionably a choice they’re both making of their own volition to interact like this. Even if it does carry some doubt or confusion on whispers part mostly about whether she really can trust Surge.

I think two commiserating aggro types can find some comfort with that and ultimately help each other be better than what they are by both of them having pretty tragic pasts they can relate to. (I think tangle and whispers dynamic is also extremely important but she could use another angle like that). Something i dont think Sonic is in a position to ever fully do. At least not until surge already gets all her shit sorted.

[soapy-soartp]

The words to articulate how i feel about sun x moon pairings just came to me and im OFJDJWNSB-

Ok so

For me sun and moon pairings are not only polar opposites but they help reflect eachother and (most of the time but this might just be my bais for ships) have something fundamentally similar about them

Its like- the sun character shone bright, theyre the brightest, theyre the one who brought light into the others world but they can dim too- they can begin to get too bright and start to burn themself up of they start to grow dim

Which is where the moon character comes in, they can reflect that light from their sun, they can take some of the burden or redirect it, they can just always be there, always ready to take their suns light or if need be cover them, make a lunar eclipse and let their sun breathe

[schakira]

i'm so hungnry but i can't eat because i have to. get my blood drawn tomorrow morning. ... i need to keep my fast going but i'm so hungry....

[latenightfoxhunt]

Autisms alright until you've got to eat

[mesaryth]

haul btw a couple got squished bc i walked too long

[catboygirljoker]

Lamia question: DOES he like waffles? Pancakes? French toast? (looming specter materializing on the ceiling above me)

ALL of the above [the specter dissipates with a distant wheezing scream] if served with enough sugar. i think hed especially like the fruit syrup slathered pancakes they have at like IHOP.

which makes me imagine lamia and xigbar at ihop and xigbar going "yeah i'd like the combo breakfast, eggs over medium, wheat toast, AND THIS YOUNG MAN WOULD LIKE THE ROOTY TOOTY FRESH AND FRUITY PANCAKES PLEASE" and lamia trying to kill him with his brain

[i-like-books-and-women]

Sometimes on the tour bus Angel will just pull out a whole baguette and just eat it. No cutting no butter just bite bread.

[svamppp]

I would love to be able to look at prepared food without throwing up

[evanescentdawn]

THE FAKE DATING WIP LIVES AGAIN. also I can’t with these two. screaming. these btches r so funny. I love their dynamic so fcking much. I love writing them so much. I loveeee writing them so much I LOVE WRITING THEM SO MUCH also han sooyoung!!!!! I love u so fcking muchhhh SHES SO <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 TO ME

“Stop laughing,” He says, irritably, holding the ice to his bump. 

“No,” Han Sooyoung says as she continues to laugh and makes a sandwich with his bread, using his butter knife and his groceries that he brought. He has never known another ungrateful person. No, that’s wrong. He knows Yoo Joonghyuk. 

He has never known another pair of ungrateful people, Kim Dokja rephrases.

At least, she makes a sandwich for him too. Though she stuffs it in his mouth instead of giving it to him like a normal person. 

“So what’s the plan?” Kim Dokja asks as he eats it. It’s mediocre. 

“We date.” Han Sooyoung says. 

“Yeah I got that but what’s the plan.” 

She looks at him. “Have you not dated before — sorry wrong question — do not know what dating is — sorry wrong —” 

“I know what dating is,” He interrupts. 

[chibiisanii]

a conversation i had with a friend

i love bread too much

[newtness532]

is it too late to ask for a better brain for christmas?