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evanescentdawn · 1 year ago

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THE FAKE DATING WIP LIVES AGAIN. also I can’t with these two. screaming. these btches r so funny. I love their dynamic so fcking much. I love writing them so much. I loveeee writing them so much I LOVE WRITING THEM SO MUCH also han sooyoung!!!!! I love u so fcking muchhhh SHES SO <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 TO ME

“Stop laughing,” He says, irritably, holding the ice to his bump.

“No,” Han Sooyoung says as she continues to laugh and makes a sandwich with his bread, using his butter knife and his groceries that he brought. He has never known another ungrateful person. No, that’s wrong. He knows Yoo Joonghyuk.

He has never known another pair of ungrateful people, Kim Dokja rephrases.

At least, she makes a sandwich for him too. Though she stuffs it in his mouth instead of giving it to him like a normal person.

“So what’s the plan?” Kim Dokja asks as he eats it. It’s mediocre.

“We date.” Han Sooyoung says.

“Yeah I got that but what’s the plan.”

She looks at him. “Have you not dated before — sorry wrong question — do not know what dating is — sorry wrong —”

“I know what dating is,” He interrupts.

#orv #hankim #han sooyoung #kim dokja #wip: fake dating // yhk #SORRY WRONG QUESTION — DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT DATING IS — SORRY WRONG QUESTION #she’s so insufferable. she’s everything. Im so in love with her. kissing u rn Han Sooyoung #THE WOMEN U ARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also kdj pls ur so funny. HIS bread HIS butter knife HIS groceries that HE brought as if he even cares. as if he barely uses it. as if yjh #hasn’t banned you from ur own kitchen because ur an atrociousity in the kitchen #(no he isn’t really. yjh just isn’t normal)#NO THATS WRONG. HE KNOWS YOO JOONGHYUK #—> im so in love with this line #he has never known another pair of ungrateful people kdj REPHRASES #kdj ur so fcking funny. sometimes i realise i really fcking love u #AT LEAST SHE MAKES HIM A SANDWHICH TOO. KDJJJJ I CANT WUTH U OH MY GIF #“instead of giving it to him like a normal person” —> this line Explains everything that hsy is. INSTEAD OF GIVING IT TO HIM LIKE A NORMAL #LIKE A NORMAL PERSON !!!!!!!!#hsy the person u are <3 <3 <3 #as he eats it. ITS MEDIOCRE -> he drives me mad. im sooooo normal about them (not)#ITS MEDIOCRE what if i ate this n chewed it and ate it what if i exploded #so what’s the plan. we date. yeah I got that but what’s the /plan./#I love kdj thinking as if hsy ever thought out a plan in her life (a lie) (she has this planned) THEY DATE TAHTS THE PLAN KDJ !!!!#it’s frankly ur problem if u don’t get it #she looks at him. HAVE YOU NOT DATED BEFORE — SORRY WRONG QUESTION— DO YOU KNKW WHAT DATING IS — SORRY WRONG QUESTION #I WILL NEVER BE OVER THIS !!!!!!!’n HSY I FCKING LOVE U SO MUCH #SORRY WRONG QUESTION — DO NOT KNOW WHAT DATING IS — SORRY WRONG QUESTION #she’s SO insufferable im kissing her rn #and kdjs. I /know/ what dating is he interrupts IM SOOOOO #I LOVE THEM SO FCKJING MCH HHHHH KDJ N HSYYYY PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!

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