#and i am deranged

[you-have-been-frizzled]

i can’t stop listening to the heathers musical

[honeylover]

It's like...

[deecotan]

cooldown

bonus hug.png because i like how it turned out:

[dovewingkinnie]

deranged showtime

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

I thought the "Bdubs thought there was something going on with Scott irl and commented that he seemed sleepy but Scott was actually hard leaning into the depressed widow angle in 3rd life" thing was common knowledge but apparently there is just something wrong with me AKDKDM

[shelbbot]

sorry to my beloved mutuals about my category 7 autism event

[m3lodyxo]

Unfortunately, I did not find Silco, butt booty naked and tied up, under my Christmas Tree with a pink bow in his hair looking up at me like a kicked puppy. Expect a crash out accordingly.

[turtlespancake]

i love seeing out of context posts about long-running stories with deep lore because it's always shit like "MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!! i can't believe that the metallic athenaeum's envoy actually used never-ending dance of the 57th universe on rionne as if she's not LITERALLY the incarnate of august?!?!" it's like buddy boy thank you for the spoiler tag but all of those words are incomprehensible without at least 5 years of foreshadowed knowledge, 7 different fan theories, and 21 wiki entries

[trutletruffle]

one thing that really struck me about the substance is how much everyone in the film was able to overlook. Elizabeth straight up vanishing off the face of the earth (the only person who ever asks if she's ok is the guy from high school), Sue actually just disintegrating right in front of people. you can be screaming for help, begging for someone to notice how much pain you are in but no one cares enough to see. you are not worth anything unless you are perfect. and everyone around you is going to choose to ignore all of your imperfections because you are not a person but a product.

[biteable-pink-pixie]

How do I say "I'd lick the sweat right off your neck" in a chill way that doesn't come off sounding insane? ♡

[ellynneversweet]

Phantom of the Opera but Christine is a K-pop star contractually forbidden from having a boyfriend. Is this anything?

[remxedmoon]

when the star is in time or something idk i never played the game

[oolhan]

k_everdeen just tweeted: "boyfriend texted me, "my love, I am intoxicated" and then five minutes later, Finnick sends me a photo of him, passed out, phone in hand, and zoomed in one of my selfies."

saw this kind of tweet awhile ago and immediately thought, "oh this is so peeta mellark" so here you go!

inspired from this one:

[skitskatdacat63]

I'm already getting the feeling that he's somehow gonna be even sillier this year 🤔

[elfcollector]

Now, we should return to our duties. Before I get too...carried away.

[sukunasucker]

imagine yuta sucking on those tiddies 🤤😈

he acts so shy, when you sit on his lap like its nothing, hovering your tits in front of him like a treat, and tell him to suck

he almost has the audacity to ask how you can say something so bold..

but he cant make out words, not when he's making out with one of your soft nipples

he didn't have time to think w his head ! or.. yk..

its a chilling comparison to him now

you thought it'd be a fun thing to fluster him, keep him shy and needy.. little did you know, it ONLY made him needy

every night, morning, second away from training, shower, meal, he's begging.

he already would fall asleep with his head rested right against your sternum, but now he looks up at you with tears in his eyes like he'd have nightmares if he couldn't fall asleep with them in his mouth

in the morning, you wake up to him at your knees, already begging for a taste, claiming he needed it for good luck on his mission later !

when you're training with him, its not surprising for anyone to see him making silly, careless mistakes. the truth is, he really doesn't care ! he's hoping being clueless will make you snap and shove yourself into his face again

and it always works, when he cant focus, and you have to drag him out to the bathroom and feign annoyance as you give him what he wants so he can stop fussing and do his work

and it always keeps going, despite it being the third time this day, before getting into the shower, he licks and sucks the sweat from them no matter how gross you insist it is, in the shower, he's catching every drop of water onto his tongue, and sliding it across where you're sensitive, and even after, he sucks them dry, just to rewet them

even when you're preparing dinner, he insists he's hungry for something else.. such a needy boy