#and i ATE CHEESECAKE. CHEESECAKE.

[eightspringdays]

if you are too powerful, you get axed by the lactose intolerant god and get punished with too little amount of enzymes in your body to digest lactose. Lactase? I don't know her. Milk? Do you mean CYANIDE? get that cow out my face, it can KILL ME.

oh, socrates, now I know what you felt when they made you drink hemlock to kill you because you were girlbossing too close to the sun. this is virtually the same. im being almost stoned to dead by the spirit of angry cows.

[five-star-stay]

Stay's sign: “hannie-yah, if we make eye contact, propose to me”

Han: No, you propose me, hmph! (˶˃⤙˂˶)

The babygirlism is off the charts!

[cdelphiki]

Way off topic but you know something the state of Georgia does that every state in the union should do? Require restaurants and such to post their health inspections somewhere visible to their customers and also upload all inspection reports online into a database easily searchable by the public. My sister was going out to dinner tonight and right there on the door was a giant sign that said the restaurant had failed their health inspection yesterday (but it wasn't low enough to require them to shut, just post the "U" grade right on the front door). Usually the grade is posted somewhere near the register or at the little lobby area inside. I pulled up the report and read everything wrong with the restaurant. They have rats, don't wash hands, are storing food at the wrong temp, storing raw meat improperly, don't have properly functioning thermometers in the freezer, and aren't cleaning their ice/drink machines. Every state should have that kind of transparency. I want to know if the place I'm eating at is handling food safely! Food poisoning is NOT FUN!!!

[meshaamem-li]

happy Shavuot to all the lactose intolerant people of Jumblr!!! may your digestive system's memory be a blessing 😔🙏

[alexotls]

bwwhppppphhhhhbbgfhh

[fauxpapillons]

Cheesecake 🪶

[akito-shinonome-stan]

hey shinonomr akito are you a stray kids kingdom performance cuz ill ne ur man

[cha1cedony]

Got a drawing pen for my laptop for Christmas today and I'm doing really important things with it

[nicodrawings]

I request a comic based milesganke fanfic for my birthday

[sunsetsandsunshine]

New blog theme don’t EVER play‼️

[nectar-cellar]

this tim hortons vanilla iced latte is sucking and fucking me rn

[blondeaxolotl]

I actually did not plan to draw anything for halloween but since I had this lil dress-up idea for rb!Lizzy and Grell, I figured ykw lemme do it now So happy halloween!!!

[darlingsoftie]

have you ever done a public stuffing?

See this kind of a funny ask, I've said previously that I worked at a mall. So I ate in the food court almost every day because I'm addicted to being handed nice food to stuff myself with. It's not an exaggeration to say I was doing a public stuffing almost every day at that mall.

I would order two entire orders of hibachi chicken with fried rice, multiple egg rolls and crab rangoons. I'd get a huge soda and then walk through the line of the milkshake place and get the largest, most calorie loaded milkshake they had and sit down in the food court to stuff myself for an hour. I was getting fat and my appetite was skyrocketing, but I do not understand how I was able to walk afterwards and complete a shift because I wouldn't be able to waddle from the store to the food court currently without being exhausted, much less with a completely full belly.

I didn't even really think about it at the time because I just loved food and knew I wanted to get fatter, but it would have been a free show for any feeders walking bye.

[gingerbreadmonsters]

tapsoc meets on fridays so i will unfortunately not be able to make it this week, but in the grand tradition of @dominimoonbeam let us all put our hands together and be as one in this thursday cafe writing time

[mistyycowoa]

Cake we had in the afternoon.. my hand for size reference..

[555bunnies]

Girls only party