#and i ATE CHEESECAKE. CHEESECAKE.

[eightspringdays]

if you are too powerful, you get axed by the lactose intolerant god and get punished with too little amount of enzymes in your body to digest lactose. Lactase? I don't know her. Milk? Do you mean CYANIDE? get that cow out my face, it can KILL ME.

oh, socrates, now I know what you felt when they made you drink hemlock to kill you because you were girlbossing too close to the sun. this is virtually the same. im being almost stoned to dead by the spirit of angry cows.

[cdelphiki]

Way off topic but you know something the state of Georgia does that every state in the union should do? Require restaurants and such to post their health inspections somewhere visible to their customers and also upload all inspection reports online into a database easily searchable by the public. My sister was going out to dinner tonight and right there on the door was a giant sign that said the restaurant had failed their health inspection yesterday (but it wasn't low enough to require them to shut, just post the "U" grade right on the front door). Usually the grade is posted somewhere near the register or at the little lobby area inside. I pulled up the report and read everything wrong with the restaurant. They have rats, don't wash hands, are storing food at the wrong temp, storing raw meat improperly, don't have properly functioning thermometers in the freezer, and aren't cleaning their ice/drink machines. Every state should have that kind of transparency. I want to know if the place I'm eating at is handling food safely! Food poisoning is NOT FUN!!!

[alexotls]

bwwhppppphhhhhbbgfhh

[fauxpapillons]

Cheesecake 🪶

[akito-shinonome-stan]

hey shinonomr akito are you a stray kids kingdom performance cuz ill ne ur man

[cha1cedony]

Got a drawing pen for my laptop for Christmas today and I'm doing really important things with it

[stardoopy]

This is the most romantic Valentine’s Day art you’ll get out of me

[nicodrawings]

I request a comic based milesganke fanfic for my birthday

[gtgfht]

How Thorin deserves to be ate. Ifykyk.

[sunsetsandsunshine]

New blog theme don’t EVER play‼️

[nectar-cellar]

this tim hortons vanilla iced latte is sucking and fucking me rn

[blondeaxolotl]

I actually did not plan to draw anything for halloween but since I had this lil dress-up idea for rb!Lizzy and Grell, I figured ykw lemme do it now So happy halloween!!!

[catwyk]

i got a combination of nerves abt making trains + excitement for getting home tmrw thats making it impossible to sleep T_T im gonna feel awful later but i have to be up in 3hrs anyway

[gingerbreadmonsters]

tapsoc meets on fridays so i will unfortunately not be able to make it this week, but in the grand tradition of @dominimoonbeam let us all put our hands together and be as one in this thursday cafe writing time

[yuji-enjoyer]

jammed my finger in a bathroom stall door at work and it took everything in me not to SCREECH because there were other people in there and it was like dead silent and I wanted to be considerate

but hearing my ominous pained heavy breathing and intermittent whispered ‘owww’s from the stall probably wasn’t much better from their perspective lmao

[vaporevon]

we went to cheesecake factory for our anniversary tonite and i got drunk and ate too much food and its haunting me. i got the cinnabon cheesecake cause the waitress was really excited abt it and FUCK it was so good