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Can anyone explain the type of whimsy bill cipher and tally hall have? Also kinda lemon demon, just whatever that entire energy is called or vibe PLEASE
#bill cipher#bill#gravity falls#journal 3#book of bill#ford pines#lemon demon#Tally hall#hawaii II#whimsy#vibe#it’s like old timey but modern?#like the fact they merge both times shows their age and adaptability#and how long they’ve been around#and how they’re just goofy little entities but understand the cosmic horror of the universe#lowkey insane but where here for it :P
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think fast! surprise trust fall
#ffxiv#emet selch#hythlodaeus#hythades#ff14#fanart#all the stuff they used to do as little girls they’d still do for old time’s sake#the stupider the better like even pre-transition they’d fuck around like middle school boys#childhood friends brah who knows what they got up to as kids#ESPECIALLY if emet who constantly gas a stick up his ass considers his youth misspent#ohhhhh im emet selch and grown up now i have a reputation to uphold for the sake of the star#enter: hythlodaeus and azem bringing out his peanut brain that’s still buried in there#like i have a lot in my drafts of them as kids in amaurot and let me tell u it’s kinda funny#like it;s the shit the kids get up to and get into trouble for#combine emet’s insane aptitude of magicks and livid girlchild temper#like UNCONTROLLABLE cranky girltemper#and hythlodaeus’ much more pronounced carefree ‘getting away with it attitude’#dangerous combo for hijinks man they’ve been friends a long time hythlodaeus has seen all of emet’s embarrassing moments#it’s so funny that hythlodaeus is like ‘oh u want to know how he became emet selch ok sit down honey i’ll tell u everything’#emet needs to shut him up before hythlodaeus reveals his lore entire timeline#i can imagine him pinching his lips shut and hythlodaeus is still going#muffled unintelligible still wildly gesticulating#they’re a walking bit and so slapstick together it’s funny how comfy they are even if they riff off each other#these bitches on some universe level soulmate shit my senses were tingling the moment shade hythlodaeus was like ‘oh yeah we were…. close’#gay gay homosexual gay#absolutely completely interwoven into each others’ lives its amazing#AND they’re trans
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do you think finnick audibly gulps in such a fr way whenever annie gets flirty with him
#i mentioned finnick being a gulper in the johannie fic mostly as a joke#but now i’m in love with the concept#at first i was like this would be in the early stages of their relationship but like#i think finnick is the type to blush whenever they kiss no matter how long they’ve been together#but like do yk what i mean#like obviously audibly gulping takes effort but i don’t mean he does it in a jokey way#like annie will say something like “i want ten million kids right now” and he’d stare at her#and try to think of something to say#but all that comes out is a gulp and it’s against his will bc his brain is literally like ???#correction it would be more like 💥💥💥 no question marks required bc he knows exactly what he needs to do he’s just flustered#like if this was inside out then all the ppl at his control console would be running around in panic as the console bursts into flames#i made way too much of an effort to describe such a stupid concept but. well. yk me#odesta#annie cresta#finnick odair#i’m gulping as i post this btw jic everyone vehemently disagrees w me
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whatever questions i’ve ever had dublin answered them all
#miss them (always) and rummaging through recordings of night 2#and wondering how could it ever be doubted that— if not more than half— then all songs are about them two#there’s simply no need to theorize when the man pointed and sang to a single figure all. night. long.#i can go on and on and i have but it doesn’t shock me any less to be reminded that that night happened#‘i don’t wanna be hers i wanna be yours’ spends the whole song pretending that his public girlfriend does not exist#and has his eyes and feet and body fully attracted to the right of the stage#where the only person he knows best in that section happens to be miles#and then continues to blend that song with a totally unrelated song from a completely separate album#but both pertaining totheir coded themes and specialized diction#he didn’t beat any allegations that night he verified them#all those songs we were hesitant about their meaning - he forwards them to his far right with confidence and sincerity#could only imagine how much worse it would be if they performed ultracheese or mr schwartz#would love to hear annie remind him of that night a few years later like how she calls him out for his tlsp shenanigans#i love when she interviews them it’s like they’ve been around her for so long and get more comfortable with certain topics#i think she knows that they know that she knows lol#i still have so much more to note about dublin but maybe another day i’ll find the coherence to put it in a proper post#aaaahgshdicksoeifiew#milex#tlsp#arctic monkeys dublin
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the pics of morgan and joel are from travis sanheim's wedding this weekend!
^^^me experiencing the one-two knockout punch of “oh they WERE each other’s wedding date” followed by the realization that sanny finally got married 🥹😭 cheers indeed!!!
#have i ever told you all how i have the best anons in the world because i do. you’re all so nice to me and whenever i just. yell things#you come here and answer my questions and i love you for that thank you anon. i love you. 💕💕💕#also yes i KNOW i said finally and sanny’s like what twenty five however that is a) an old bachelor by most hockey standards b) he and alex#are high school sweethearts/been together forever and are disgustingly in love thank you they’ve been married in spirit if not reality#for years now. this has no bearing on my actual personal opinions on when you should or if you should be married or how long it should take#anyway. truly deeply madly obsessed with the joel/morgan of it all now because did they have to conform to a blue suit theme and if so#joelle why were u not wearing a belt. were all the flyers in blue suit uniform because that’s what our beautiful sensible sanny could trust#them to do &if so which ones were at the wedding i WILL be investigating post-haste. i have to update my tags 1st bc i’m the future me rn#who is currently dealing with them potentially being matching wedding dates & dunking my head in tinfoil to say morgan broke up with his gf#and ohhhhh if i don’t have a five weddings fic floating around SOMEWHERE for them. god knows i have the comment marriage fic AND fantastic!#liv in the replies#travis sanheim#<- in spirit i guess because it’s about his wedding so i felt like he should be included#philadelphia flyers#joel farabee#morgan frost#<- for my own sorting purposes#ANYWAY CONGRATS SANNY HAPPY MARRIAGE WE <3 U (do have to mention that i laugh so hard every time about that post calling him a rpf void i-)#also also bc i keep adding p.s. to this i was very pleased with myself to have flat fuck tk in the reply so that the travii were present 🫶
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the apartmentverse urge to make the assassins weird immortals due to interacting with the apple who all survive to the modern day and have to Deal with mundane things like public transport…
#they should have a support group about it#ezio would start it. im not sure how high attendance is. probably not very high or consistent.#but like they do have it. technically. they can find the few others who understand what the price of interacting with the pieces of eden was#they’re probably much more The Old Guard than apartmentverse technically but i do need to make altaïr and ezio just hang out. maybe go#through a mcdonalds drive through together. get some mcnuggets.#still covered in blood but it’s dark out so the employees don’t see as they hand their food off. and they climb on top of a warehouse to eat#together. i don’t think they’re… friends? in the way you’d think of friends normally but its more like. when you go to primary school with#someone and they become your friend because you have such a limited pool of options but they’re your friend for life because of that shared#experience. ezio & altaïr are that but for being forced into immortality when they both wish they could have left this fight a long long#time ago and now everyone else they’ve known and loved are gone and they’ve even lost track of their descendants because well. after a while#there’s just… so many.#the other assassins should go through this too. i genuineky dont remember if bayek found any eden artifacts but i like him so he should be#around. and maybe his wife. evie & jacob of course. and the ac3 protag i havent met yet.#also that pirate guy. i played ac4 for five minutes ten years ago but im claiming him he should be around#the point is. when you’ve been around this long. all the other disagreements pale in comparison to that shared weight.#and the point of THAT is. if the templars ever found out about this and kidnapped one of their group. suddenly like a dozen assassins with#hundreds of years of experience each descend on them to free their friend.#they may not be able to dismantle the templars completely even working together. but they can sure as hell protect what’s theirs.#the other point of this is desmond getting accepted into this weird little group.#they’re not *not* also a cult to be fair but-#ohhhhhh thinks about 16 year old fresh runaway desmond on ezio’s couch (he likes having his own place. so sue him. altaïr’s the one opposed#to settling down. like it’ll come back to bite him to choose a home. (and ezio’s in denial that having a home will always one day mean#leaving it.)) and *anyway* teenage desmond fresh off the farm and months without a home. probably *not* agreeing to be brought home with#ezio per say. and altaïr is there because ezio kidnapping children is *weird* and maybe altaïr is not technically the oldest assassin but#he sure does seem to take responsibility for all their actions like he is. anyway. he questions ezio. and all ezio has to say in his defense#is. is. ‘look at him.’#and for now. before they know *who* desmond is. for now he has a spot on ezio’s couch because he looks so much like a younger altaïr.#the end of the world and all the prophecy can come later and desmond *probably* gave ezio a fake name so he can also freak out when they#learn that little detail as well. BUT. but. you get it#ive rambled on too much here
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the most interesting thing he could do is die 🙄
#i’m sorry i’m SORRY#i don’t like him he’s awful#he’s an accessory to tim drake to such an extreme extent he is not a character of his own#he has no efficacy as an individual because he isn’t one#every story he’s been in has been god awful#no other love interest tim has had has ever been robbed of their own individuality as heavily#not tam not ariana for sure not fucking stephanie#for as long as he is around i dont see a way that dc can dig tim out of this hole they’ve put him in#i WISH timbern was good but it’s been awful so so awful#and the worst part is that bernard is fucking awesome in robin 93#there’s no reason it HAD to go this way#DC doesn’t know what to do with Tim Drake and they don’t know how to handle a character being bisexual#and it’s a shame#221talks#who the fuck is bernard#i have no hate or bad words for timbern likers#enjoy life anywhere you can
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Rat Grinders:Don’t do anything to the Bad Kids until antagonized, and it’s later revealed that their bad actions were a result of being groomed by one of their teachers for years and then murdered and possessed.
Intrepid Heroes:Fuck you, sending you to hell and you can’t be revived.
#I love the Intrepid Heroes#but I feel like they’ve been confirmation biasing their way into dealing the Rat Grinders#just because Kipperlilly was a little bitchy after their response to her calmly introducing hersel was to be racist towards her#I love this season but it really is starting to feel like the season of missed points and lost potential#the bits are amazing#the fights are amazing#the NPCs are amazing#and the Intrepid Heroes are at the top of their game!#but I feel like they’ve repeatedly sacrificed the long term quality of the plot for bits and running gags#and in normal dnd that’s fine of course!#but this is a serialized tv show that you’re making for profit#idk if this made sense#but yeah#still one of my top seasons of D20#but the Rat Grinders especially have so much potential that has been missed#just for a running gag about how they suck#this is not meant to be hate btw! just constructive criticism of the show#I feel like the moment it all started missing for me was when Kristin signed up to be president#that whole scene just reeks of missed potential#Riz’ entire arc feels incomplete without it#same with Kipperlilly#and the whole mirror match thing is thrown off entirely#also Kristin being focused on the presidency means we lose out on a lot of her religion building arc#and her need to take on actual responsibility and do the “uncool shit#I love the season characters and players so much#but I can feel lighting in a bottle waiting just around the corner and I’m sad we missed it#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#d20
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Oh brother
#I hate white people sm but especially Wigga’s who think they can say whatever they want just because they have a black family and#‘talk black’#and black ppl are always giving these people passes because of the black family thing and the ‘they grew up in the hood’ as if that means#anything#uhhhhh!!!!#I’m tired of black ppl constantly being okay with this and other black ppl policing ones who speak out about stuff like this#Shannon sharpe is also a coon so what else is new#rambling#I wouldn’t feel okay having my white and nb friends talking like this around me as a black person man why do sm black ppl simply not care#at all and don’t see stuff like this as weird regardless of how long the white or nbs been around black people or the culture in general#I don’t even hate the Gary Owen’s dude but still man#why do black people always have to look the other way when nbs and whites get too comfortable enough to say anything like this#there are always black folks there to police OTHER black ppl for being put off by stuff like this…#that’s why the ‘they’re invited to the bbq’ jokes have literally never been funny to me#the ‘they can say nigga they’ve earned it lol’ black people make me sick
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can you drop that donald duck fic i wanna read it, sounds amazing
ABSOLUTELY it’s so so good. unfairly so. rare to see something with genuinely good prose and characterization from such a goofy premise but they knock it out of the park - it definitely skews a bit more double duck than paperinik (sadly for me since i love both but i am . evidently a superhero guy BUT double duck is also SO much fun) but it’s a heavy canon divergence after s2 of DT2017 with literally every imaginable donald story crammed into his backstory + and so many miscellaneous duck characters. it’s hilarious. i hope you enjoy it like i do i’d LOVE to hear your thoughts :]
#it’s kind of crazy long now (i started regularly reading around ch20 dropped off at 50 and now it’s. 73. whoa) but it’s SO worth it#ITS SO FUN i’ve read a lot of stuff with a similar premise but this one does it the best imo. and that’s big praise from me considering how#long they’ve been teasing uno coming back (I WANT HIM$#agshdjfjf now i’m in duck mode i gotta go reread PKNA or smthn . donald!!!!!!
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also i think this might be obvious by now but blair is on the spectrum. as most my characters are
#took me a long time to realise blair was on the spectrum actually#i think they mask a lot early on in the story which is where you have anxious blair arc#+ other stuff they have going on of course#but yeah. they’re not diagnosed until later on in life. i think this is a cool distinction between the cousins#not that being diagnosed helped claire since she didn’t know about her diagnosis for years but 1. if she did it would’ve helped and 2. she#had the opportunity to get diagnosed at 15 (which is late already but it Was 2005) because her family is rich and her father’s#a psychiatrist. meanwhile blair is very poor! have been all their life. they did not have access to many things including health services in#general. which is why they are chronic ill. which is another thing about their body that they Hate and makes them Want Out.#anyway. blair being on the spectrum makes a lot of sense for their general behaviour/how they interact with the world around them#oc: blair stewart#they’ve always felt a profound sense of Not Belonging for many reasons (class illness grief) and i think autism plays a role here too
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Mutant mayhem spoilers
(Do they always drink bad milk?)
I wanna preface this by saying I know I’m not supposed to look into it this deeply, but I don’t care.
In the beginning of the film, the boys are out getting groceries with a list from splinter. After they get everything they need, Leo tries to direct them home, but Raph says “we’ve only been out for an hour, let’s stay out.”
But my beef comes from the fact that milk and ice cream were on that grocery list. Especially outside in the New York air, you can’t really keep refrigerated dairy products out like that or they start to go bad.
But then They decide to go to a movie. Specifically they go see Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, which is an hour and 43 minutes in run time. We know for a fact the boys already have the milk because we see Mikey holding it. Not to mention Donnie says the movie screening is in Brooklyn, Implying that they have to travel to Brooklyn- so we’re not counting travel time to the outdoor screening.
So realistically, If they had milk and ice cream in their possession, and then went to go watch that movie then that ice cream should’ve been melted and that milk should’ve gone bad at the hour mark. Especially when we see that the turtles are leaving around the time the movie finishes (ie the subway where the people watching the movie are now hanging out. Unless they decided to leave early too, which is unlikely)
Still, let’s account for some time just in case. hypothetically, let’s say they came in around the middle of the movie, that’s still around an hour that they would’ve spent outside, and sneaking back home.
In conclusion; that milk would’ve went bad, and that ice cream should’ve been leaking out the tub.
#tmnt#tmnt mutant mayhem#mutant mayhem#look look look I know this has no impact on the movie but I thought about this okay#like I know milk doesn’t automatically curl after an hour but it does start to grow sour around that time#and even with brick hard ice cream that junk will melt give or take 30 minutes#I’m trying to apply real world physics to a turtle movie I KNOW#omg hc what if Splinter only makes the boys get ice cream so he can actually tell how long they’ve been out#parents get creative man I tell you I wouldn’t be surprised if that was one of his methods#mutant mayhem spoilers#they don’t even put the milk in the fridge immediately when they get home Mikey just leaves it on the table which is worse#tsk tsk tsk bro
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#I haven’t been online all day so idk what the discourse has been like compared to yesterday#But can I just say that in a lot of videos that I saw - Brittany and Taylor were studiously ignoring each other#And I have been reflecting Jaime’s post about who else was in the box and what the event was and who was invited#And I feel like I fell into the trap of trying to interpret an entire social situation based on a few moments#And forgot that she and Brittany both have conversations and experiences outside of what we witness#Which I am usually fairy aware of with Taylor but I think it’s easier to slip into it when she does something that I wouldn’t do#Like it’s just so much easier (for me) to dehumanize people when they’ve done something “bad”#And that pattern seems related to the internal cancel culture (bullshit) and the desire for accountability (punitive version)#Which creates this impulse to sort people as good and bad#Which is not at all to say that I imagine Taylor is theoretically justified in being friendly with someone endorsing a dictator#But that my reaction to my assumption about her being BFFs with that vile woman led me to jump on a hate train without watching the footage#And like everybody has a right to be upset by her actions- which are pretty literally enabling a dictator to benefit from her name.#But I don’t think it’s as simple as her being besties with the lady. And I am trying to remind myself that I am not on a global stage#I was just as friendly with a trumper a few days ago at an HOA picnic. Which does not exist in a vacuum-#I am politically active in the community around some big picture stuff and part of that means I need the truly vile people to respect me#And i need to ask about their kids and remember their names and their health issues or whatever and let them hug me#Because that is what being in a collaborative harm reduction type political position means for me. I get waaaayyy..#More radical shit done when they trust me and enjoy chatting with me about trees and know I see them as human#And Taylor is obviously in a vastly different situation than me - she has a lot more power in many many ways- but she also#Certainly has more context (like me bc she’s a whole person) that we’re not privy to.#Idk sorry for the long rambling praxis rant#Just was at a RJ training all day talking about prison abolition and now am processing by philosophizing about Taylor#Just there’s a lot less dopamine hits in taking a step back then there are in reposting stuff without context#Which again is not to say that anyone shouldn’t be upset. The situation is imo objectively upsetting.#And taking a step back and giving a person the benefit of the doubt is most often allowed for white women#And we should practice taking the time to do that whenever we can and like if I can’t even do it with a famous lady I don’t know#How am I supposed to learn and practice doing it in my own life#Idk#c#TJ
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Some swap au Olivia and Jackie concepts for the main 3 universes 👍
#keese draws#oni posting#first two are from the main rat universe#long story short a while after founding gravitas olivia was like ok so I think me being your boss in our company that we spend most of our#days at has left our relationship in a place that I’m uncomfortable with so we’re getting a divorce now sorry#and jackie proceeded to throw a fit abt that for several years until she got fired over it#in another petty act she tried to break back in to steal some of the work she had done there but got caught#and unfortunately for her during the past several years olivia has been slowly having mere morals broken down piece by piece by the allure#of progress and by the time she did her breaking and entering scheme olivia was far past the point of being ok with kidnapping#the second two are the rabbit universe girlies and they’re less openly hostile with eachother but they still are bad for eachother#they’ve known eachother since childhood and jackie has basically been using olivia as a therapist since they were teens#this lead to them developing an increasingly unhealthy codependent relationship where olivia ends up acting incredibly irresponsibly as#director of gravitas due to her being so stressed and paranoid about jackie all the time#and the third two are the raccoon au which is basically just jackie being too scared of rejection to put her work under her name so she#asks olivia to take credit for it which she does and she ends up getting all the credit and praise for a lot of the early work at gravitas#this combined with jackie’s constant worshipping of her slowly began to lead to it kinda getting into her head#and jackie was also letting it get to her head and eventually her ambition got the better of her and she ended up attacking olivia#now these are all just the basic concepts I currently have these aus are all still in the concept stages#for example I’m still figuring out how I wanna involve the other scientists and if I switch their roles around too#but yeah I’ve been thinking abt these guys lately so they get drawn 👍#oh also fun fact these aus are inspired by the scrapped content back when olivia was jodi#which is why I characterize these two a bit differently then I might if I was leaning more towards my normal stuff#theyre characterized more closely to old jackie and jodie including origin story wise
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Oh.
OOOHHHHHH.
GUYS I CALLED IT I FUCKING CALLED IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT ALL ALONG
Part 10 >:0
Warning. Brain cell used. Stunt performed by professionals, do not repeat this at home
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#Not trying to get my hopes up cuz they’ve been going up and down and all around throughout this whole sequence#But. Like. Oscar is actually using his brain????? He’s thinking????????? He isn’t an idiot???????? HE KNOWS THAT THE ALIENS HE LOVES ARE BA#DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW BIG THIS IS FOR OUR BOY OSCAR??????? DO YOU SEE WHERE I AM GOING WITH THIS????????#Oscar doesn’t fully know what to do here. That much is obvious. He doesn’t like seeing all these people get hurt.#In fact he hates it. He wants to help them but he doesn’t exactly know how.#On top of that he also knows that he has the trust of these guys. (The aliens he’s been with for a while I forget what they’re called)#Bro like. Ecliptica likes him. ECLIPTICA LIKES OSCAR. NOT AS A SUBJECT OR A LITTLE ALIEN SHE CAN EAT. NO. SHE LIKES OSCAR.#This is big. So whatever Oscar’s planning it isn’t gonna be in Ecliptica and her fam’s favor. Whatever that plan may be.#He just knows that he needs to stay alive to execute this plan and to do that he needs to keep her trust.#And to do THAT he needs to play the long waiting game and continue playing along with whatever it is she does.#Before all this he did genuinely like her. He loved being with those aliens. But after all this… He knows better now.#No no wait scratch that. Oscar doesn’t know better.#He knows.#Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.#the sky is marble
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my players don’t know it yet but the adventure we’re doing rn is me being silly goofy bc they hadn’t made their characters in time for me to plan around them. now that I Know Things the game can really start
#we’re at probably the halfway point of a mystery thing which is about to leave the mystery phase#one more session of them figuring out Most of the Things and getting to do some investigating#and then I’ll throw them at a heist they don’t get to plan#I’m seeding a few things for them to follow when we move on bc this is self contained and I’m gonna sit down with them for worldbuilding#bc I wanna make sure we’re playing smth fun they all get to choose#man dnd is fun but it’s Hard. I was shitting it abt pulling off a mystery and they’ve been really into the start-middle but#now I need to make the end satisfying and that’s not easy#we’re playing tomorrow night and that’s terrifying bc I like. vaguely know what’s gotta happen and the direction they’re headed but#the end last session was very open bc we were running late on combat which makes it hard to plan for#sidenote but in a group which isn’t the biggest fan of combat. was incredibly surprised when the guy who asked for more of it was the one#finding the way out of it. like I’d planned a fun encounter for them early bc I knew the later one would be simpler (WAS NOT) and instead#he locks them up and threatens them with fire. which like. sounds on brand and it is BUT I WAS EXPECTING HIM TO PUNCH THEM#so glad they didn’t take the bait bc it would’ve killed them the EASY encounter I’d planned ALMOST KILLED THEM#I did learn that the trick to keeping it interesting is always having more than one thing happening. it can’t just be a fight#there’s gotta be another equally/more important thing than killing this dude. keep the stakes high and make choices more important#and I guess actually possible to make a choice by introducing an option other than Fucking Kill This Dude#which reminds me I do have to figure out something else interesting in the woods. damnit I thought they’d only be there once OH HOLY FUCK I#I HAVE AN IDEA >>>>>>>:) I love you random questions players ask that I gotta bullshit for that turn into surprise tool to help us later#that solves two problems in one go but might make this game even longer. that’s probably fine I was worried abt session 4 running short#but yEAH they have backstories now. I can build a whole game around one of them this could be so fun if we keep it going#improvising is also significantly easier than I expected once I get into it as long as I have a framework for how this works and a directio#last session my planning happened in the 30 minutes before I left + the 30 minute walk to get there and it worked great <3#no immediate problems but a number of surprise tools to help us later that I knew I’d figure out eventually#all the pieces are there now we just gotta put them in the right place. so excited for tomorrow#dnd tag#luke.txt
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